#ask north italy

[renonv]

I loved your furry comic dkdkdkdkkd can't stop thinking of how America and Denmark's monsters would look like

HIIII ANON so. Terribly sorry to get to this so late BUT I was thinking about this lately, and here’s what I think they would be like:

The awesome trio is getting an awesome commission from Vene and Romano is exposed to the general furry knowledge

Bonus:

[jikimo-world]

[ego-meliorem-esse]

Do you ever think that François relationship shaped how he connects to others, specially the younger ones? Arthur is pissed off about it, Feliciano is worried and lovino thinks he's an idiot but Alfred kind of digs him as a older figure while Matthew got the burnt of the perfectionistic french

I think there are two sides of other nations perceptions of the French rat.

Arthur openly and publicly bickers and argues with him. But, despite their perceived rivalry, when alone it's much more "domestic" in a sense. For Arthur it's the classic of " It's rotten work. Especially if it's you. By god, I'll do it, but damn,". A very big simplification would be those parents that should have gotten divorced 37 years ago, but aren't. And they won't be. Because despite what it may look like to the outside world, François and Arthur understand each other in a way no one else does. When François is talking and arguing about philosophical thematics or past grudges, Arthur bickers back. It's a way of relaxation and stress relief for the old fucks. But when, for instance, François genuinely is having the worst time imaginable, isn't his usual self and has stopped talking about his problems or Arthurs past shortcomings, it's serious. And Arthur listens. It's their dynamic that is constant and both of them need the stability of an ever changing world and falling empires.

Feliciano has a much more relaxed relationship with François. As much as the fandom likes to portray Feliciano as a soft uwu Doitsu~ guy, i don't think thats what i am going with. He's hardheaded and passionate. Something that rivals François' own personality. They share interests but disagree on other topics. Like politics and even social problems. But there is not really any hard arguments. Feliciano is not an idiot. He is smart and engaged to his own interests and hobbies. Knows a lot too. François feels the need to one up Feliciano in knowledge on certain matters, and I think that's hilarious.

Lovino doesn't really find François all that interesting to be around. Irritating even at some points. But again, Lovino is smart and he doesn't need the drama of actually arguing with the man. They do share a passion for food and food preparation and that's enough for Lovino. Their hangouts mostly happen when Feliciano is present. It's rare for those two to get a coffee by themselves. I find this dynamic very interesting and i might expand on it hmmm

Alfred is very much part of that dual perception of the French man. Everything on Alfred says he deeply adores the older man. If asked, most nations would put François in Alfreds fav people category. And to a point they are right. François has a form of idealism rivalling Alfreds. But the methodology and approach as well as general beliefs are different, and that irks Alfred to a certain point. He does look up to the man and there is a crucial aspect of respect the boy holds for François. But their worldview is different in the parts that matter the most to Alfred. Arguing with Alfred is extremely rare, and it happened maybe four times throughout Alfreds life. In a sense, Alfred has grown out of the need to prove himself and grown out of accepting whatever opinions a person he holds in high regard might have. They do share interests in literature and music. As those are big parts of Alfreds life, he finds a vast common ground with the man.

Matthew. Oh, Matthew... To me their dynamic and relationship is the most interesting one. I've talked in depth about this, but in short François is almost disappointed in his son. Matthew is timid and quiet. Not very ambitious and overly kind. When he was a child, Matt asked for little and never really threw a tantrum over anything. He accepts whatever he gets and whatever comes his way. François in his core is very different. Adding to that the fact that François is not meant to be a father. To say he was distant is an understatement. Distant in an emotional sense and a literal as well. Matthew was expensive and the trade off to England might have been inevitable. But regardless, his coldness towards his son started much sooner. Matthew sees François as the man that made him. His "biological" father, and there is a form of love for him regardless. That love however is pushed very deep inside Matts heart and soul. Throughout the 19th and 20th centuries, they have been talking normally and interacting normally. However, their conversations are akin to those of colleagues, not father and son. Even if François might have a tinge of "regret" for their destinies, there is no way he would act on it. But i do believe that even if subconsciously, they are talking more outside of work these days. Even if it's just a text from François saying "Saw some American tourists pretending to be Canadian. Ruined my day." And Matt responding with "lol". Baby steps, ya kno.

[hetalia-fannn]

Can you do Allies x reader x Axis? They are all fighting for reader's love.

Sure thing!

I'm so sorry it's late :"(

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Hetalia

Characters: Aph America, Aph England, Aph France, Aph Canada (added), Aph Russia, Aph China ->Allies + Aph Germany, Aph Italy, Aph Japan ->Axis

Reader: Gender-neutral

italy gif, couldn't find a one with all

Allies + Canada and Axis fighting for reader's love headcanons:

When all of the members of your friend group fall in love with you, what would you do?

You had no clue but suddenly both Allies and Axis countries seemed to be interested in you. It all started when you noticed they wanted to go out with you.

One day, you promised to eat hamburgers with America, and immediately after that Canada asked if it was okay for you to go to watch a hockey match with him.

Not after a while, England invited you to have tea with him, Russia seemed to ask for a chat while Germany had flowers especially for you.

Japan got you his newest mangas as a gift, Italy cooked pasta for you and called you "Bella*" and China was excited to talk about history while going to a museum. (*= Bella means "Beautiful" in Italian, people most likely already know that but wanted to add in case)

You had so many plans with them but bad part was most of these events were at the same time, yet you just couldn't say no to their faces but you had no idea how to catch up on everything.

Then you saw all of them at the same time, in front of your door.

They were all fighting, when you came there they immediately stopped.

America: S/o please go out with meee!!! Canada: S/o I r-really like you! We should watch that match, eh? France: S/o mon amour, I love you so much~

England: Forget that bastard, think about drinking tea with me /// China: S/o I like you aru. Russia: I think chatting with me is the best idea, right s/o?

Meanwhile Italy was screaming: Bella I've made you pasta ve.

You also saw Germany with more flowers with a note saying "Ich Liebe Dich*" and Japan with more mangas. (*Ich liebe dich= I love you in German)

Japan: S/o-san these are for you...

Germany: Yeah,,, I g-got this for you S/o

You really didn't know what to do but two things were sure, they both were looking very adorable and secondly looks like it was about to start of ww3 ooops.

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I hope you enjoy this anon ^^' I feel like I'm not really good at writing with s/o :")

[council-of-beetroot]

How about an analysis of Italy and Poland's relationship - in canon or beyond, whatevs

The ship name between Poland and Italy is known as the anthem pair. Why because both nations mention one another in their national anthems

I don't see them as having much in the way of romantic attraction to one another but I see them having a good friendship.They have canonically interacted

I am surprised but also not surprised that I don't think I've really seen this utilized in fics but Feliks knew Italy when they were both part of the Austrian Empire in the 19th century.

There was even a legion of Italians called the Garibaldi Legions who fought alongside the poles in the January uprising.

Personality wise these two are strange combination and I cannot figure out the words for why. Perhaps it's because of their chaotic personalities.

Like there is a reason why these two hang around Germany and lithuania respectively they parallel one another in their dumbassery

Poland also says this so clearly Feliks enjoys Italy's company

These two are fucking morons and I think it's an underrated combo.

They also knew each other as children

Yeah so I'd like to see more of them in fanon

[scloods7]

mildly inspired by a reel I saw

Also happy birthday to these guys :3

[the-ravenclaw-werewolf]

For the 40, what do you think their love languages are?

I decided to do both sides of their Love Languages, so I hope you enjoy!

MCS (WE): Love Languages

[evenangelsbreakdown]

Can u,draw 🙏🙏🙏 kangel italy🙏🙏🙏PLEASE

kangle itachan.....

[paperuniverse]

Gerita headcanons for Ludwig birthday? If you want to write one or more 💖

Oh sure! I’m glad you find my headcanons interesting ^-^

Ludwig insists on Feliciano not spending too much on his present. He does not comply.

The evening consists of a small get together with gerita, Prussia, and Japan. It’s very nice and North Italy makes them all cute little hats.

Feliciano makes a beautiful dinner paired with an expensive wine. But let’s the German bros drink favourite beer after lol.

Afterwards when they’re alone Feliciano gives Germany an amazing massage and something else ;)

[dreamyberry]

where i come from, 2022

[jikimo-world]

Italy and Germany playing soccer in the modern day

[bitchapalooza]

the therapist doesn't need the full hour and a half, i give it 10 minutes at most

True true, my bad, you’re right

He walks in like this and literally 2 seconds later the therapist diagnoses him audhd kshsjjwj

[the-ravenclaw-werewolf]

If Sōma & Rin (and/or any of the characters who are Supreme Chefs) have a cooking competition & some (or all) of the other characters are the judges, which one would you pick?

Who would be lenient?

Who would be reasonable?

Who would be strict?

Mako, Tohru, Iruma, and Levi would be the most lenient. For those who are surprised by Levi, keep in mind, this man has never had a real meal in basically his whole life time, so for him to taste such quality food would be a god sent.

Many of them would be, (or try to be), reasonable but my main pick would be Kobayashi or Heine, since she did have her own cooking competition with Tohru (the dragon) and Heine, while a teacher, would know the strength and weaknesses of the two.

And if this competition was just between Rin and Soma, then Chika would try to be strict, but we know that while she can cook well, she’s not exactly on the same level as those two. Ciel would be too, since he is used to fancy food. But surprisingly, believe it or not, one of the stricter judges would be Italy.

Reason: He LOVES gourmet food, and if the food is not up to that quality, he will not hesitate to complain about it, as seen with the episode 8 of Hetalia: Axis Powers where the Allies feed him England's cooking and he immediately freaks out over it. I know he would be nicer with the kids, but I also know he would be more honest.

But to answer your overall question, I narrowed it down to three. And this is if I were to pick one from the adult, teen, and kid groups

Kobayashi OR Heine (really hard to pick) Saiki Nagisa

I tried to go for the ones who would be the most unbiased. Hope this helps!

[netherzon]

Hetalia characters as cheesy/bad/weird/so-bad-they’re-good “Christmas” Movies that You Probably Haven’t Heard of:

Russia: Snowmance

Germany: Merry Kissmas

Prussia: The Knight Before Christmas

North Italy: Santa Girl

England: A Holiday Breakup

South Italy: My Christmas Prince (very different from A Christmas Prince)

Japan: Santa Jaws

China: A Holiday Catch

France: Coup De Foudre Chez Le Pere Noel : Snowed Inn Christmas

America: A Very Cool Christmas (2004)

Canada: Too Cool for Christmas (2004) (horrible Christmas romance movie aficionados will already know what this is about)

[evenangelsbreakdown]

gestures to your romano.. .could you draw more of him.. and italy .... PLEASE

why yes of course *kicks my feet up in the air*

also sorry if yhese still kinda look bad i was sketching with my tablet and its almost 2 in the morning

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

2p ItaPan NSFVV Headcanons

(Ps ty to the anon that put w as two v's because that's. So much simpler.) (Another note, I use the name Ryusei for 2p Japan because I just did not like Kuro :D)

• Both of them are sadistic little shits that basically complete on who can hurt the other the most

• Luciano tops, Ryusei is always salty about it

• Ryusei absolutely edges Luciano as revenge for him topping and now Luciano’s the salty one

• Knife play Knife play Knife Play (Who has the knife? Probably both of them)

• Hate fucking a LOT, they’re irritate each other on the best of days and then fuck it out, it works pretty well for them

• They will not fuck at Luciano’s house because Ryusei is purposefully loud so that Luciano has to face his family afterwards and it’s the most awkward thing ever for him so he refuses

• Both of them are a very big fan of bondage, it’s to the point that they have a literal drawer that’s dedicated to shit like handcuffs, different types of rope, that specific tape that only sticks to itself, etc

• Ryusei will blow Luciano only to spit his cum at him when Luciano teases him and tells him to “swallow like a good whore” or something of that nature