#ask jihoon

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Liane, doll, leave the poor man alone 😂

Hi Ji-Hoon, how are you buddy?

I heard your coming back to the house soon we are excited to have you back

Your room is right where you left it and no one has decided to mess around with it 😌, plus we decorated the tree. So you will find Christmas cookies 🍪 and other food in the kitchen (I made them don’t worry!)

Sir Underwood, i'm doing well, thank you for asking :)

I see Mia has already alerted everyone, yeah, i am coming back soon and will be able to celebrate Christmas with the whole team, i have missed everyone (Felton's the exception).

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My turn ❄️

🤫 What’s a color your OC swear they never wear, but it ends up being a color they like to secretly wear and often caught wearing?

Pastels. Specifically, lavender. Ji-hoon insists he doesn’t like “soft colors” and that they don’t suit him, but somehow his wardrobe keeps accumulating more lavender sweaters. And yes, Helen loves pointing this out.

✒️ Their signature color?

Navy blue. It’s sleek, understated, and matches his no-nonsense personality. It also feels like the calm before a storm, which is very on-brand for him.

🔎 Color they are seen worn most often?

Black. Practical, timeless, and perfect for blending in when necessary. Plus, his icy powers look way cooler against darker colors.

😍 The color they secretly adore?

Mint green. He doesn’t talk about it, but he finds it oddly soothing. There’s just something about it that feels refreshing, like a clean slate.

🪞 The color they adopted during an era in their life?

Red, during his teenage phase. It was a weird time. He thought it made him look bold and daring, but in hindsight, he cringes every time he sees those old photos.

🙈 Color they never wear?

Bright yellow. It’s too much. Too loud, too cheerful, too everything. Ji-hoon doesn’t even own anything yellow and plans to keep it that way.

🧸 Favorite colors as a child?

Silver and light blue. He was always drawn to anything that looked futuristic, and these colors reminded him of all the cool tech he wanted to build one day.

📱 Favorite colors as a teen?

Gray and burgundy. They were “safe” enough to not stand out but still felt slightly edgy. It was part of his attempt to seem more grown-up than he actually was.

😜 The colors seen most in their clothing recently?

Charcoal gray, navy, and white. His wardrobe is basically an Arctic-themed capsule collection, but honestly, it works for him.

What is the color they’re currently wearing right now? 👇🏼

Bonus — What’s the color of their powers (if they have any)?

Frosty blue and icy white. His powers have this crisp, shimmering glow that makes the air around him feel like a winter morning. It’s subtle, but undeniably striking.

—Color Challenge 🎀🍓🦋🍀🍊🪻

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🤫 What’s a color your OC swear they never wear, but it ends up being a color they like to secretly wear and often caught wearing? Pink (specifically light or dark shades of pink)

✒️ Their signature color? Red (different shades of red to be honest)

😍 The color they secretly adore? Green, but specifically wears olive green

🔎 Color they are seen worn most often? Black & Grey (it’s due to work, colder conditions and the comfort of being able to combine neutral colors with bright shades. Plus she loves to have a simple set of shades for certain things like being at SHIELD or Home)

🪞 The color they adopted during an era in their life? Plenty of Blues

🙈Color they never wear? Yellow (she likes the color and willing to wear it but she wouldn’t pick it, if it were an option)

🧸 Favorite colors as a child? Green, cause it was told it made her eyes pop (plus blues were a common comfort!)

📱Favorite colors as a teen? She adored experimenting with different styles and shades of colors. When she was feeling down for it, she picked red

😜The colors seen most in their clothing recently? Reds, grays and browns (plus some other colors too like white, deep purple and teal)

What is the color they’re currently wearing right now? 👇🏼

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Bonus — What’s the color of their powers (if they have any)? Depending on the universe, where she has abilities, her eyes tend to turn orange

KEEP THE CHAIN GOING

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[koiiiji]

busan chapter with 1gen kings be like

[hamji-hae]

hii I loved your suggestive mingyu and shua smaus and I was wondering if you can do one for woozi??? perhaps the reader making woozi all flustered idk whatever you think works best <33 tysm

suggestive texts with bf! woozi

cw: suggestive, fluff

author’s note: i’m sorry this is really short and basic but i’m a little busy these days :// i’ll make it up to y’all with the 100 followers special that is coming soon <33

requests are always open!

[wooziorgans]

(tw heavy ass play both recieving and giving)

Woozi is definately a ass smacker. Like if he is walking past you his hands would itch if he doesn't smack that flesh. Kinda guy who walks around with his hand in your back pocket (it took a lot of progression to get here cuz he's the type to get shy to even hold hands at first lol). And he's definitely into ass stuff. Nasty boy. Likes eating out from the back more often than youd think. Kind of ass biter too. In love with how his hickeys look on your ass

in an alternate world there is a sub jihoon who likes to have his ass smacked. If you walk past him and don't slap his ass he'll look at you with a pout "baby? Did I do smthg?" This jihoon is also a nasty boi who likes ass stuff except it's his ass in question. Definitely likes getting pegged and spanked. He also moans like a bitch when you rim him. And wouldn't whined for it but would love whenever you left any marks on his fair ass (hand prints, bite marks, hickeys you name it)

— giving and taking (up the ass) w jihoon

i think these two jihoons can and do coexist.

i think honestly at first he would be like really hesitant to give up control bcs he has to be like “no i am a man. cannot be submissive or breedable.” but then you look at his ass n it’s like,….,,, im gonna hold ur hand when i tell u this jihoon. that thing is made to take cock sorry.

i see him as the kind of partner who’s super fucking shy until you have your first time together n then you’re back in the honey moon phase and he can’t keep his hands to himself.

but that’s gonna take like,,, at least six months to happen because he’s so busy all the time and he will spend those six months trying to figure out the best ways to communicate his needs to you. i see him as just such a big smart man,, like he’s super analytical about things so he tries to approach anything in a very specific way that meets both of your needs while also allowing you to communicate any concerns effectively.

contrary to popular belief, while he might not be good at expressing his emotions verbally, i think he’s very good at problem solving. therefore, he kinda thinks about his first time with you as something that will happen naturally, and for a long time his schedule just doesn’t allow him the time he wants to take with you. but also, i think for those first few months you’re both still transitioning from the friendship dynamic into lovers, and so physical intimacy is a little awkward.

but once you both have time to talk about it (i keep saying six months bcs it’s sort of a big milestone in a new relationship,, at least for his romantic ass it is) and you both are on the same page about wanting to have sex, the whole romantic aspect of being together is solidified completely.

i feel like only then is he comfortable enough to start holding your hand first. and it’s gonna take another few weeks/months to get to the point of having sex. it’s a little infuriating for both of you, but he’s just so busy and it wants it to be comfortable and not rushed.

but fear not! horny make out sessions with you straddling his lap make due until you actually have sex. and it’s during these that you discover your boyfriend is a die hard ass man.

seriously, you’ll just be sitting on him n his hands will naturally find your ass,,, just to hold it, maybe give a little squeeze when he’s really worked up.

it doesn’t really strike you as weird or anything because of the way you normally make out, with you on top, so it’s a natural position for his hands to fall into.

but it’s only after you finally have sex that you start to get a feeling that jihoon loves your ass.

he tried to be discrete seeing you naked for the first time, but his eyes were completely focused on your ass, and it was the first place his hands went. he nearly moaned at the feeling of the skin of your ass under his fingers for the first time. but that was all he gave you in terms of this theory. he ate you out, stretched you with his fingers, and then held your hand as he fucked you in missionary, lips never leaving yours.

after you finally consummate your relationship though? it becomes painfully obvious. he starts out slowly; hand resting on your ass as he slides behind you in the kitchen.

i feel like jihoon’s the kind of partner to want to make sure your totally comfortable, so before you even think about having sex again, he’s sitting you down and asking you what you like, what you’re into and if there’s anything you want to try.

and if you reply that you’ve always been curious about what anal is like, or that you’ve experimented with slipping a finger into your ass in your own time,,,, oh god. he won’t say anything verbally to express his love for your ass,,, but you’ll see his face get red as hell and his cock starts twitching at the mere image of himself balls deep inside your other hole.

and this begins him never leaving your poor ass alone.

i feel like him slapping your ass would be a banter thing at first. like you’d just be fucking around in the kitchen trying to bake something and he slaps your ass to catch you off guard and it works. and maybe the way you squeak makes him hard, but that’s a secret. for now.

but then he’d start doing it to alert you of his presence. he’d start doing it while walking behind you. he’d just never be able to keep his hands to himself once he knew you were okay with that.

and then one day while he’s fucking you open with his tongue, he pulls away for a second and looks up at you with wide eyes. you groans, fist tightening in his hair trying to keep his mouth on you, but he resists, just looking at you. it’s obvious he wants to say something and doesn’t know how, so you ask if everything’s okay. “can i… try something?” his voice would be a little shaky, already preparing himself for the rejection of this proposal.

but it never comes because you give him the go ahead to do “anything you want”, and jihoon’s prodding your asshole with his tongue. the immediate reaction you give him makes him moan against you, tongue pushing its way into your already relaxed hole. he had worked you up enough just from eating you out that your multiple orgasms had dripped down and made your ass slick enough for him to easily fuck your ass open with his tongue.

and then it just becomes a thing. he works you up enough to fuck your ass with his tongue, fingers on special days (which aren’t that special. he loves the way you suck him in so it kind of becomes a regular occurrence).

i think part of foreplay for him is marking you up. it used to be on your thighs and chest but now he’s all over your ass, sucking and biting at the soft skin to see it blossom with purple bruises. bruises only you and him get to see.

god forbid you ever let him fuck your ass. there would be no going back. he’d be so incredibly into it. he’d let you prep yourself the first time, not wanting to hurt you or make you uncomfortable with the set up. but after the first few times, he’d help you out by inserting his fingers into you alongside yours. both of you fucking open your ass would be an image permanently burned into the back of his eyelids. he’d honestly probably almost cum just from the sight alone.

even when he’s not doing anal, i can see him slipping a finger or two into your ass for extra stimulation as he splits you in half.

here’s. well. now it’s time for subby jihoon which i think absolutely exists.

i think you’d end up discovering his thing for asses isn’t just for you a little bit later into your escapades.

you’d be giving him head one night, him laying down on the bed because he’s so tired but he wants your mouth on him so badly. you’d have one hand massaging his balls while the other works what you can’t fit into your mouth. and he’d buck up into your mouth, causing you to gag a little, but more importantly causing your body to jolt slightly. your knuckle would brush against his perineum and he’d fucking squeak out a pathetic little moan, eyes rolling back at the external prostate stimulation.

you’d pull off him with an amused smirk. “you like that baby?” hand abandoning its mission to massage his balls, instead two fingers press against that spot again and he whines, thighs shaking.

of course he was curious about what all of this felt like. you seemed to enjoy it enough, so it wasn’t much of a stretch for him to wonder if it would feel just as good for him. but the little bit of research he did online told him that not all men liked prostate stimulation, and that scared him off of the topic (for himself). he’d been so curious, fingers circling his hole as he jerked off in the hotel in japan, but always too scared to actually spit on them and push them in. he’s prepped you enough times that he thinks he could do it,,, but something always stopped him.

this was probably a fight with toxic masculinity. he needed to be big n strong for you,,, he needed to make you feel good. even if he had no energy, your pleasure always came first, and you didn’t really seem to have much of a dominant side; though you did explicitly tell him you were more of a switch, he had yet to see you really take control.

jihoon’s experiments with his own ass started out slow.

the first night he made you suck him off with a little external prostate stimulation. he had never cum so hard in his life; it took him ten minutes to come back to you after that. you layed down beside him, arms cradling his head to your chest as you stroked his hair, and he realized that giving up control like this— being babied by you— was so nice.

next came the rimming. this was even worse in terms of intensity. he couldn’t keep his moans quiet; even as he bit the sleeve of his sweater, the room was filled with his frantic breaths and desperate whines. he almost blacked out from that orgasm.

adding fingers into the mix with your tongue helping to add a little lube,,,,?? oh. the first time you hit his prostate directly he’s shooting white ribbons out of his cock, nearly in tears at how different and intense it feels.

after that it’s game over. he needs you to fuck him. he wants you to treat him the same way he treats you when he’s stressed. needs you to be rough w him and fuck him so stupid all he can think about is you.

i can see him becoming a bit of a size queen. he always wants more whenever you fuck him. safe to say you build an impressive sex toy collection. but he’s such a fucking pillow princess. he lets you do whatever you want to him, n he just takes it; cheeks flushed, blush running down to his neck and chest, lips parted as he moans. he loves doggy style cus you slap his ass n pull his hair and he’s so overwhelmed by the pleasure you give him that he can’t even protest your rough treatment (not that he would).

he’s also a big fan of missionary. put a big pillow under his ass n hold his hands n kiss him while you fuck him and he’s a goner. all yours, n he lets you know that.

i can see him not really being super vocal when he’s doing the work but the second you have him under you, he’s just so whiny and desperate that he cannot for the life of him shut the fuck up. not that you’d complain about that; his noises do something to you, especially when he sounds so fucking submissive and needy because of you.

on the contrary, i think he also loves when you fuck him slowly; when you take your time n make love to his ass. im talking hours of you just worshipping his body and ass, stretching him so carefully to not hurt him, double checking if everything is okay, kissing him in reassurance after you eat him out.

obviously this wouldn’t be a constant thing. with his job, it’d be quite difficult for him to take it all the time, and he does just love being balls deep in you normally, with or without any ass stuff involved. but when he has time and energy to clean himself out he’ll ask you so nicely to please fuck him, his big brown eyes staring up at you with a small pout on his lips bcs he needs to cum tonight or he won’t be able to sleep well.

when he’s on tour tho, he’s packing a nice plug in his bag and sending you videos of him playing with it when he really misses you. buys a new bottle of lube in every city because he uses the whole thing trying to open up his tight ass just so you can see how much he misses you.

sorry this took so long i have been BUSY af. but here are my thoughts.

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The Winter Spirit ❄️

Name: Cho Ji-Hoon (or Jack Frost)

Nicknames: Frostbite (courtesy of Liane, his fiery rival), Ice Prince (a jab at his occasional dramatic tendencies), Flurry (used playfully by JJ when Ji-Hoon’s mischief causes trouble), Snowball (a childhood nickname given by Petra, which he pretends to hate but secretly likes)

Age: Timeless (but physically appears to be in his early 20s)

Height: 6'1" (185 cm)

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Appearance:

Hair: Silvery-white with icy blue undertones, styled in a windswept, tousled look that always seems to glint under light. It looks perpetually kissed by frost.

Eyes: Piercing, icy blue with a mischievous glint, like frozen lakes that hide secrets beneath the surface.

Build: Lean and athletic, with a lithe frame built for speed and agility.

Signature Look: A navy-blue hooded jacket lined with frost-like embroidery, paired with slim black pants and winter boots. His most iconic feature is his frost-tipped staff, resembling a gnarled, icy branch.

Off-Duty Outfit: Oversized cable-knit sweaters in cool tones, slim-fit jeans, and knit scarves. Ji-Hoon prefers cozy winter fashion that matches his frosty aesthetic.

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Role: Jack Frost - The Spirit of Winter

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Origins:

Long before he became the Spirit of Winter, Ji-Hoon was a mortal boy growing up in a small, snow-covered mountain village. Winters were harsh and unrelenting, but Ji-Hoon loved the season more than anything else. While others stayed indoors by the fire, he would spend hours skating on frozen lakes, climbing snowy peaks, and marveling at the frost patterns on his window. He found beauty in the cold and joy in its quiet solitude. His boundless energy, sharp wit, and talent for entertaining the local children with snowball fights made him a beloved figure in the village, even as he often teased them with his mischievous tricks.

Ji-Hoon’s life changed one fateful winter during an unexpected thaw. While playing with his younger sister near a partially frozen lake, the ice beneath her feet cracked. Without hesitation, Ji-Hoon pushed her to safety, but the ice gave way under him. He plunged into the freezing water, unable to hold onto the fragile edges of the ice. Though his sister screamed for help and villagers rushed to the scene, it was too late. Ji-Hoon disappeared into the icy depths, leaving her with only his laughter and warmth as memories.

What should have been the end of Ji-Hoon’s story was only the beginning. Petra—better known as Mother Time—watched the event unfold. She was moved by Ji-Hoon’s sacrifice and by the unshakable joy he had found in winter’s harshness, even when others feared it. She decided to grant him a second life, transforming him into the Spirit of Winter, an immortal guardian tasked with spreading the wonder and beauty of the season he loved so much.

When Ji-Hoon woke, he found himself alone on a snowy peak, his mortal life a fading memory. His touch left frost on every surface, and snow swirled wherever he went. He discovered his new powers slowly—creating snowstorms, painting frost patterns, and sculpting ice—but the joy of winter now felt bittersweet. No one could see him, no matter how much beauty he created. His laughter echoed in empty spaces, and for years, he wandered the world alone, longing for the connection he’d lost.

Everything changed when he encountered Petra once more. She told him that while his mortal life was over, his purpose was far from complete. She encouraged him to embrace his role as the Spirit of Winter, assuring him that those who believed in the magic of the season would one day feel his presence.

Years later, Ji-Hoon met JJ, the snarky and charismatic Santa Claus, who offered him a place on his team. At first, Ji-Hoon resisted, reluctant to tie himself to anyone or anything. But JJ’s humor, warmth, and belief in his potential wore him down. Ji-Hoon joined the North Pole crew, finding not just a team but a family among the other legendary figures. He became the one responsible for orchestrating the world’s snowfalls, dazzling frost patterns, and enchanting winter landscapes.

Despite his newfound purpose, Ji-Hoon remains haunted by his mortal past. He often visits Seo-Yun’s descendants, watching over them from a distance and leaving behind small wintery gifts—an intricate frost pattern on a window or a perfectly crafted snowflake—never revealing his identity but ensuring his family feels his presence.

Now, Ji-Hoon’s work as the Spirit of Winter is a balance between his playful mischief and his deep sense of responsibility. Though he often plays tricks and engages in his infamous rivalry with Liane (the fiery Tooth Fairy), he takes great pride in his role, striving to remind the world of the beauty and magic that can be found even in the coldest of seasons.

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Personality:

Mischievous and Playful: Ji-Hoon has an irrepressible sense of fun, often channeling his energy into harmless pranks and wintery surprises. Whether it’s ambushing Liane with snowballs or creating random snowdrifts, he’s a chaotic yet lovable force.

Guarded but Soft-Hearted: Ji-Hoon struggles to let people in, but once he does, he’s fiercely loyal. He has a deep love for the magic of winter and wants everyone to appreciate its beauty, even if he hides his vulnerability behind a smirk.

Whimsical Yet Reflective: While Ji-Hoon is often playful, there’s a thoughtful side to him. He loves quiet moments—watching snowflakes fall or skating on a frozen lake—where he can reflect on his purpose and place in the world.

Competitive: His rivalry with Liane (The Tooth Fairy) is legendary, with their fire-and-ice feud leading to constant prank wars. Despite their bickering, there’s an underlying respect (though neither would admit it).

Witty and Sarcastic: Ji-Hoon’s humor is quick, dry, and sometimes biting. He’s the first to make a quip in tense situations, often breaking the ice (pun intended) with his sharp wit.

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Quirks and Habits:

•Frequently doodles frost designs on nearby surfaces, creating intricate snowflakes and icy art.

•Spins his staff absentmindedly, especially when deep in thought or bored.

•Collects small, winter-themed trinkets from the human world, like snow globes and hand-carved snowflakes.

•Tends to glide effortlessly across icy surfaces, even indoors, showing off his agility.

•Hums wintery tunes under his breath, particularly during quiet moments.

•Flicks tiny snowflakes at people to get their attention (or annoy them).

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Skills and Abilities:

Frost and Ice Manipulation: Ji-Hoon can summon and control snow, frost, and ice, from gentle flurries to powerful blizzards. His abilities are as beautiful as they are formidable.

Weather Influence: He can shift the weather to bring winter’s chill wherever he goes. Snowstorms, icy winds, and frozen lakes are all within his control.

Enhanced Agility: Ji-Hoon moves like the wind—light, quick, and fluid. His natural grace makes him a skilled skater and fighter.

Frost Combat: With his staff, he can channel his icy powers into combat, creating ice walls, freezing opponents, and crafting weapons from frost.

Ethereal Presence: As the Spirit of Winter, Ji-Hoon has an otherworldly charm that captivates humans and magical beings alike.

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Ji-Hoon embodies the magic and mischief of winter. He’s playful and mischievous, but beneath the frosty exterior lies a deep yearning for connection and purpose. His role as the Spirit of Winter is both a joy and a burden, as he balances his love for creating wonder with the loneliness of his immortal existence.

Ji-Hoon’s bond with JJ’s crew helps ground him, and while his rivalry with Liane often leads to chaos, it also adds warmth to his life. Despite his mischievous streak, Ji-Hoon is a true guardian of winter’s magic, bringing beauty, joy, and just a touch of frostbite wherever he goes.

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here's mine!

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⏳ Holiday Characters AU - 🎄🧚🏻‍♀️❄️

-> This is basically adding to the holiday fun of it all with the idea 'What If...our OCs were famous characters from our childhood?'

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JJ Claus (Santa) ~ 🎅🏼

Full Name: Jason ‘JJ’ Claus (aka Santa Claus)

Nickname(s): JJ, Jolly JJ, Santa, Big Red, The Man Behind the Magic

Age: Ageless (though he looks about 36, with a fresh and kind vibe)

Height: 6'0"

Appearance:

Hair: Short, well-groomed blonde hair (sometimes with a touch of stubble, giving him that sharp, modern look).

Eyes: Bright, twinkling, full of warmth and mischief.

Build: Fit and lean—JJ works out to stay healthy, but doesn’t go overboard. He’s strong, but sleek, without the traditional round belly.

Signature Look: A more modern take on Santa’s iconic style. JJ rocks a tailored red jacket (not too baggy, not too tight), or a slick, dark coat paired with a red scarf for a subtle nod to Christmas. Of course, the Classic Santa Hat is a must! Off-duty, he’s rocking a red hoodie with a playful “HO HO HO” across the front.

Off-duty Outfit: Cozy, laid-back clothes—think comfy sweatpants, a tee, or a sweater when he’s unwinding after a long day of magic-making.

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Role: Santa Claus – The Big Guy & Keeper of Christmas Warmth

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Personality:

Witty & Snarky: JJ’s sense of humor is sharp, dry, and sometimes a little sarcastic. His quick jabs and cheeky remarks are the secret sauce behind his charm, making him relatable and down-to-earth, even though he’s literally Santa. Whether he’s cracking a joke at an elf’s expense or sneaking in a playful comment about the chaos around him, JJ keeps things light—even in the madness of Christmas prep. “Let me guess, another disaster? Good thing I’m not in charge here.”

Warm with a Side of Sass: JJ is extremely warm and inviting—he knows how to throw a tight hug around you or give you a genuine compliment. But just when you think he’s all sweetness and light, he’ll throw in a snarky remark that reminds you he’s still got some edge. The blend of affection and sarcasm makes him both comforting and entertaining to be around. He’s the guy you’d want to crack jokes with while eating cookies and milk.

Emotional Depth: Beneath the humor, JJ is a man of great emotional depth. He carries the weight of Christmas on his shoulders, but he never lets it break him. When things go wrong, he might slip off to his office to process, but he’ll always bounce back—because Santa never quits. If he’s upset, it’s a big deal—expect a dramatic storming off to his office, door slammed behind him. But it’s rare, and everyone knows he’ll be back after a short break.

Romantic & Respectful: JJ is head over heels in love with Liz (Mrs. Claus). He adores her—sings her praises, and never misses a chance to mention how much of the Christmas magic is because of her. Liz runs the North Pole, and JJ knows it. He’s happy to play his part, but he’ll never take credit where it’s not due. When they’re together, he’s constantly complimenting her and showing her affection. He’s the perfect blend of sweet and playful, and they make a power couple that the North Pole (and the world) depends on.

Nostalgic and Tradition-Loving: Christmas isn’t just a job for JJ—it’s a deep-seated love. He cherishes the little moments—reading letters from children, reminiscing about past holiday memories, and keeping those special traditions alive. He’s all about connection and ensuring the world never forgets the true meaning of Christmas.

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JJ’s Quirks & Moments of Sass

Always Needs Sleep: JJ is obsessed with sleeping in! After the chaos of Christmas Eve, he sinks into his cozy bedand stays there, basking in the relief of a job well done. He also loves a midday nap when he can.

The Kiss Stain: Liz’s red lipstick is often found on his cheek after a kiss, especially after she smirks and leaves him a little mark as a sign of her love. JJ may not admit it, but he secretly loves the affection.

Dad Jokes & Sarcasm: JJ’s sense of humor is often dry, and his playful sarcasm often flies under the radar, but it’s part of his charm. His playful banter with the reindeer or even Rudolph is hilarious and adds to his lovable nature.

He’s ‘The Boss’… but Liz is the Real Boss: While JJ does a lot of the legwork, he knows who the real boss is—his wife, Liz. She’s the one who keeps everything running smoothly, and he adores her leadership. He might joke around, but he knows when she’s in charge.

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Diet:

Sweet Tooth: Yes, JJ loves sweets—cookies, ice cream, candy canes, and all things sugary. But he’s also someone who enjoys real food—comfort foods like meat (ham, bacon, chicken), cheese, and grilled cheese sandwiches. For him, food is about simple pleasures.

Hearty & Savory Meals: JJ thrives on a balanced diet. He’ll devour a ham sandwich just as much as he’ll enjoy a big plate of pasta or rice and beans. He’s a meat lover, loves his breakfasts hearty (eggs, bacon, toast), and keeps his fridge stocked with filling meals.

The Real Santa Diet: While the world thinks Santa survives on cookies and milk, JJ knows the truth. He grumbles when there’s too much sugar—“Is there anything in here that’s not sugar or fruit?” A meal of meat, cheese, pasta, and bread is what keeps him going.

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Skills/Abilities:

Christmas Magic: Obviously! JJ has the power to spread holiday cheer by deliver presents across the globe in a single night, and ensure the Christmas spirit stays strong.

Flight/Travel: He can travel around the world in his sleigh, accompanied by his team of reindeer. Petra (Mother Time) and Ethan (Sandman) help him navigate the chaotic Christmas Eve journey.

Problem Solver: JJ is often strategic and always comes up with ways to get things done, from managing his team to keeping up with the kids' wishes.

High Endurance: Despite the intense work leading up to Christmas, JJ can keep going through the night, only crashing when it’s all done. He has the energy of a 20-year-old on Christmas Eve and collapses into a deep, well-earned sleep afterward.

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JJ Claus in Action:

Christmas Eve Drama: When the sleigh malfunctions or there’s a last-minute crisis on Christmas Eve, JJ might drop a soft line like, “Well, this is a first. Alright, folks, don’t panic, okay? We can fix this.” He gets things done with a blend of leadership, warmth, and wit. Santa’s still in charge, even when things go off-track.

Christmas Morning: After the chaos of Christmas Eve, JJ takes a moment to reflect on the success of the night. He’s exhausted but content, sitting by the fire with Liz, perhaps taking in the peacefulness of the snow-covered North Pole. He’ll look at his team and say something like, “The world is a little brighter today. We did good.” That’s his way of soaking in the joy and warmth of Christmas.

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->JJ Claus's Crew – The Team Behind the Magic

The Furious Four ⏳🌨️🧚🏻‍♀️💫

Ethan "Sandman" – Dream-Weaver, The Sandman

Liane "Tooth" – The Tooth Fairy, Protector of Childhood Smiles

Ji-Hoon "Jack Frost" – Master of Winter, Ice and Snow

Petra "Mother Time" – Guardian of Time, Keeper of the Calendar

The Ghosts of Christmas 🕑🪄🔎

Cole (Christmas Future) – Mysterious, Brooding

Rochelle (Christmas Present) – Lively, Bubbly

Cassie (Christmas Past) – Nostalgic, Reflective

The Elves 📡📋⚙️🪀🕹️

Melissa – Top Elf & Tech Genius

Sadie – Creative Organizer & List Keeper

Tony – Sleigh & Mechanical Genius

Adrian – Toy Production & Builder

Lydia  –  Intel &  Undercover Operations

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Ah hi guys! Feel free to keep the chain going and add your own spin on the characters (along with your own ideas and change stuff around)! I can't see to what you come up with Have Fun!!

And yes! 🙌🏽 JJ Claus a sleep enthusiast 😌 he enjoys being lazy and chilling with his found-family

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[lunarsights]

Hello! I was wondering if you can do a reading of would any members of Seventeen would date and /or marry a foreigner who is a POC especially if they were not Korean or East Asian? Thank you if you do!- 🌺

𝙎𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙣 𝘽𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙍𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙄𝙣𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙨

i asked this in terms of nationality and ethnicity based on members' backgrounds (ie. not counting chinese people for jun and minghao; not counting white people or americans for vernon, etc.)

S. Coups

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“My Girlfriends Are My Boyfriends” by Demi Lovato (feat. Saweetie)

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Eight of Cups, The Tower, The Hermit, Nine of Wands

Final Answer: The Devil (Rx)

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

s.coups could be interested in dating foreigners, but could’ve been hesitant about it in past times. he could’ve had a somewhat recent change in mind? he might’ve been interested or thought of being romantic with foreigners in the past but “not seriously/long-term”. he might’ve had beliefs that a romantic relationship with a foreigner wouldn’t last or would be too complicated, but he’s changing his mind on this front (actively still because of the tower and the hermit - showing introspection). he does recognize that being with a foreigner would be sort of an uphill battle though - in that he’d have to be head-strong and confident enough to “stick to his beliefs” even if others say something about it.

TLDR; interested, soon to be likely yes

Jeonghan

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Muse” by E’Last

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Knight of Cups, The Star (Rx), Two of Wands, The Hanged Man

Final Answer: King of Cups (Rx), Page of Pentacles

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

jeonghan is open to being romantic with foreigners “if time/the universe allows/wants”, but he wouldn’t seek them out so to speak. he could think the possible backlash and trials aren’t worth the relationship; he could think it’s “unrealistic” for him to be with a foreigner, so it’s like the thought doesn’t even come into his mind. with two of wands and the hanged man though, he is open to being with a foreigner if he felt like they were really worth it; he’d have to have very strong, “unignorable” feelings for them. he’d be overwhelmed, but he’d make it work because he doesn’t like the idea of “not feeling his true self”; he’s the type of person who whose personality would totally change if he couldn’t be with the person he loved, so if it happened organically he’d make it work.

TLDR; not really into it; would make it work if he organically fell in love but doesn’t seek it out

Joshua

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Charmer” by Stray Kids

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Five of Wands (Rx), Judgment, Two of Cups, Seven of Wands

Final Answer: Four of Pentacles, Temperance (Rx)

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

joshua could’ve struggled with this question a lot throughout his life (maybe going back and forth on how he feels) but feels more secure about how he feels now, and it’s giving “it is what it is”. joshua could know he’s attractive to a wide range of people and seems to operate on the wave of “if i vibe with you; i vibe with you” or “if we have a connection, then we have a connection”, but seven of swords shows a little more calculation. he could be open to a relationship with a foreigner but on the low? he could want to guard them from the public and wait until the last minute to reveal they’re a foreigner. even though that’s the case he would be “all in” when it comes to being in a relationship with them, but he’d try to reduce the backlash as much as possible. i’d say he seems more worried about the effects of dating a foreigner as opposed to only being focused on the connection as compared to say jeonghan.  TLDR; yes but would be very worried about his career

Jun

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Stay Alive (Interlude)” from the Hamilton Mixtape

“sweetener (live)” by Ariana Grande

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

The Emperor, Knight of Wands, Nine of Coins (Rx), Six of Swords (Rx)

Final Answer: The Sun (Rx)

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

jun is all about stability and practicality when it comes to the idea of dating or marrying a foreigner. the emperor in this situation also gives an air of being focused on tradition, so that could be something that’s on his mind also. he could find it fun or interesting to flirt with and maybe enter the talking stages with foreigners out of curiosity, but it seems he doesn’t see himself settling down with one for the long-run. it seems he mainly feels it could impact all his “hard” work and create an unstable financial/work situation. he could be highly focused on the public’s reaction and may not want to rock the boat. ultimately, he’ll flirt with foreigners and have flings with them, but it seems he wouldn’t settle down with one.  TLDR; no – he worked this hard for his career, and he won’t jeopardize it

Hoshi

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Drop That (JP Version)” by EXO

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Seven of Cups, Ten of Swords, Five of Coins (Rx), Page of Cups

Final Answer: Nine of Coins (Rx), Three of Swords, The World

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

hoshi might’ve already entertained the idea of dating a foreigner, but he could be worried about the “logistics”. He may think it’s a nice thought like “in a perfect world, i’d be able to do this”, but he knows the real life experience will be very different from a fantasy or ideal perception. he previously might’ve thought being romantic with a foreigner would never work out, or it would end bitterly, but he might’ve changed his mind recently. the second shufflemancy song is “Jason’s Song (Gave It Away)” by Ariana Grande where she talks of doing her own thing despite others wanting different from her, so this could be his thought process. with this new idea in tow, hoshi seems optimistic and excited about new romantic prospects and interactions.  TLDR; still a little hesitant because he became newly open to the idea, but yes

Wonwoo

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“pete davidson” by Ariana Grande

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

King of Wands, Five of Swords (Rx), Knight of Wands (Rx), Two of Wands (Rx), The Devil, Page of Wands, The Star

Final Answer: The Lovers, Strength

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

wonwoo could be someone who’s very flexible when it comes to his love life; he’s more focused on the big picture of life as opposed to career only. before, he might’ve been reluctant to engage in romantic relationships with foreigners, but it’s like he’s come to a new conclusion (not recently though; this idea has been around for a while). he might’ve felt he was arrogant and maybe even ignorant to not be open to foreigners before and realized this came from a place of fear – almost like societal pressures and expectations were outweighing his genuine curiosity and willingness to explore. curiosity really guides his opinion on this subject, and he’s definitely open to being romantic with foreigners as a result.  TLDR; societal expectations made him think differently at first, but strong yes

Woozi

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Leave Me Lonely” by Ariana Grande (feat. Macy Gray)

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Nine of Coins (Rx), Queen of Cups (Rx), Page of Cups, Two of Cups

Final Answer: King of Coins (Rx), Nine of Cups, Three of Swords (Rx), The Sun

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

woozi could be feeling like love is overrated or fake right now. relating to being romantic with foreigners he may think “all the ones [he] interacts with are superficial”. he could feel he needs to be with someone who is mature and “willing to take on all [the] commitments” that come with dating interracially, internationally, and more. he seems to be connected to the idea of a fated love? His focus is more on personal connections, so his feelings seem to be focused on “if they love me and i love them, and [we both] want to commit” then he’s open to being romantic with a foreigner.  TLDR; his focus is on the emotional connection and merging together. if a foreigner (or some of the same race/nationality for that matter) is ready to commit and is not overly focused on material things, then yes

DK

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Down Bad” by Dreamville’s JID, Bas, J. Cole, EARTHGANG, and Young Nudy

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Four of Wands, The Star (Rx), Strength, Nine of Wands (Rx), Two of Wands, Wheel of Fortune (Rx)

Final Answer: Eight of Cups, Queen of Swords, The World, The Moon

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

dk feels like the opposite of wonwoo with their cards being similar but in reverse. dk could find joy in being around foreigners romantically; he might enjoy flirting with them and might’ve been slightly interested in being serious with them romantically, but he doesn’t believe things can work out. it might be a situation where every time he tries to do this “the good outweighs the bad”. he could try to push through or make things work, but it’s almost like it’s “not destined [for him]”, so he could be evaluating whether or not he even wants to pursue foreigners romantically in general. it’s looking like he originally was open, but is becoming closed off because of prior bad experiences.  TLDR; previously a strong yes, but now likely no

Mingyu

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Can’t Let Go (Acoustic)” by Calvin Richardson

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Queen of Wands, Ace of Wands, Three of Wands (Rx), Justice, Page of Coins

Final Answer: Ace of Swords, Ten of Coins, Two of Cups, King of Wands, The High Priestess

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

mingyu could find the idea of being romantically involved with a foreigner exciting. he could see it as a new experience or a way to gain new insight about the world. with queen of wands he could feel foreigners are more outspoken or passionate compared to the people he often interacts with in his home country. he might be interested in exploring relationships with foreigners, but two things could be holding him back: one is lack of ability to actually pursue relationships with them (ie. the foreigners he’s interested in don’t seem interested in him or this could be because of his job), and the second is he is very proud of his home country, so he does feel significant ties to it and could worry about “obligations”. worries about his country’s response don’t seem to be prominent though or at least they don’t hold him back from pursuing – it’s more so the first thing about foreigners not always being interested. he’s another person who’s focused on the way the relationship operates in general as opposed to being overly worried about backlash.  TLDR; he’s interested, but may not have the opportunities to engage

The8

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“That’s What You Get” by Paramore

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

The Hanged Man, Four of Cups, Five of Wands (Rx), Seven of Cups (Rx)

Final Answer: Seven of Coins, Two of Swords, Nine of Coins, The Empress

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

minghao could have no true feelings either way when it comes to being romantic with foreigners. It may not even be on his mind, truthfully, and if it is it could be on a surface level scale. he could have a general idea of how people will feel about it, but he doesn’t put stock in those opinions. he could be open to “compromise” in relationships, or he could think a relationship with a foreigner could require a lot of that. he could have thoughts of “what do [they] bring to the table”, but this isn’t specific to foreigners; it could be his general disposition.  TLDR; doesn’t really think about it, but “i guess”

Seungkwan

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Adorn” by Miguel

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Judgment (Rx), Four of Wands, The Hierophant, King of Coins (Rx), The Emperor 

Final Answer: The Emperor, The Lovers

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

“that’s not a good idea” came to mind looking at judgment in reverse. seungkwan seems focused on the idea of tradition and following in the steps of those before him, so he could be very proud of his home country. it seems he has a tendency to like those who aren’t foreign, and it could be a situation where he’s dreamed of being in a relationship with people from his country for so long that being with a foreigner seems unlikely. he seems to really prioritize and admire a traditional racial/ethnic/national relationship in his country.  TLDR; likely no; he admires following traditions

Vernon

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Look Alive” by BlocBoy JB (feat. Drake)

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Nine of Cups, Knight of Coins, Knight of Wands, Two of Swords, Eight of Swords

Final Answer: Eight of Coins (Rx), Ten of Swords, Wheel of Fortune

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

overall vernon may be open to the idea of being romantic with foreigners. he may not like the idea of “closing off [his] options”, and he may even have experience pursuing people who are foreign. he could enjoy flirting with them and exploring things, but he gets a little more hesitant when it comes to settling down. intuitively, this could be related to his own experiences facing discrimination. he could feel worried about continuing to deal with “stares” and other uncomfortable situations; he might feel as if he’s already dealt with that before, so he doesn’t really want to “deal with it again”. this could also be a situation where he’s developed a way to cope by himself, but having to console another person could also feel stressful for him.  TLDR; he’s interested, but hesitant about settling down due to his own experiences

Dino

𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲:

“Icy Grl [Bae Mix]” by Saweetie (feat. Kehlani)

𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬:

Temperance, Seven of Wands, Nine of Wands, The Fool (Rx)

Final Answer: The Hierophant, Six of Cups

𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠:

“everything is good in moderation”. dino could be in a state of waiting to see who and what comes to him in love; he could be hyper-focused on work and other areas of life, so this isn’t his focus right now, but with that in mind he’s not looking for anyone or anything specific. he could be a little hesitant due to prior issues (maybe hearing about friends’ experiences has made him weary?). instinctually he could be drawn to just following through with tradition, so he could feel he’s likely to not be romantically involved with a foreigner. TLDR; maybe, but likely no

[extra-gray]

jihoon. that's it that's the ask

No bc you're so right. I literally can't stop thinking about him lately. His pretty wavy hair, his cute face, and his muscles. Imagine being on top of him and worshipping every inch of his body... breaking him down till he's nothing but a whimpering mess. Thinking about shattering that tough exterior, and having him literally bend to your will. How normally, he'd overpower you... but you have him wrapped so good around your little finger, that he can't even fight back as you use him however you like. Commanding him into positions he'd only ever seen you in, and liking it. Riding him slowly and watching the way his face changes… counting down the seconds until he feels too good to hold in his moans anymore. Just watching the way his pretty pale skin flushes pink, from his cheeks to his chest... bringing a certain heaviness to his eyes as he looks up at you through his lashes. Kissing those pretty pink lips nnnngggghhh. Sucking on them till they’re swollen.

And what about him taking you to the gym with him just to sit pretty. You're his baby! He simply wants you there. So you go and do just that, thankful it's a private gym... because god is he hot all sweaty like that. Watching his muscles flex, listening to his heavy breaths. The way it’d literally make your pussy ache so bad that the second he meets your eyes in the big mirror, you’d spread your legs teasingly and touch yourself through your clothes. He’d beg you to stop, and try to focus on his workout. But you don’t stop, and you even push your shorts and underwear to the side for easier access. His movements slow as he watches you in the mirror, his cock quickly hardening once you show him how wet you are. He can’t resist you, and immediately drops everything he’s doing to grab you and pick you up— pushing you against the wall opposite of the mirror. He’d whisper dirty things in your ear while rubbing his clothed erection against your core, and your senses are simply clouded by how good he smells despite being drenched in sweat. You’d want to lick him. And maybe you do. He’d tease you for it, seeing how filthy you are. But his soft skin is glistening, and you want it all. He’d make you beg for him to pull his cock out, and once he did, he’d run the tip up and down your slit. You can’t even move like you’d usually do, can’t force his cock in your greedy hole— because you’re in his arms, pinned against the wall. You’re completely at his mercy. And when he finally gives you what you want, you’d be absolutely ruined.

[wifeyoozi]

Upcoming soon:

Sub jihoon : pegging + overstim (requested)

Pool side jihoon (requested)

Comfort jihoon fic

Gym trainer jihoon (requested)

Sub jihoon + nipple (and pec) play (requested)

Mingyu bf texts

(bonus : woozi cringing on mingyu's sticky dance // credit to whoever this video may belong cuz ofc I didn't go to caratland I'm broke)

(bro not the gag 😭🖐🏻)

[fairyhaos]

Who in svt do you think snores the loudest? ( i feel like itd be the bears)

ohhh it's mingyu for sure pls like this man has the loudest snores. honorary mention also goes to dokyeom (iconic snorrrrkkk mimimi snores) and seungcheol (rumbly grandad snores) . but mingyu literally snores so loudly that he's choked on them before and accidentally woken himself up

on the other end of the spectrum is jeonghan (angelic), jihoon (doesn't sleep) and minghao (is minghao). honorary mention on this side goes to joshua (makes small snuffly noises like a little baby bunny)

[calmbeforezero]

Mission update: apparently deploying someone with ice-based powers to a tropical rainforest wasn’t the brightest idea. Who knew?

Imagine trying to subdue HYDRA agents while your powers are basically running on low battery thanks to 90% humidity and 35°C heat. Not exactly ideal conditions for freezing anything. Took down three guys the old-fashioned way before realizing I was sweating more than I was freezing.

Note to SHIELD: next time, maybe send me somewhere with a colder climate—or at least make sure the jet has proper air conditioning.

Anyway, the mission was a success, and I’m back in one piece. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in the lab trying to figure out how to make my cryokinesis work in all environments. Or drinking iced coffee. Probably both.

[purpleprincessonfyre]

Liane Pissing Off Ji-Hoon and Vice Versa 🔥❄

A tale of two frenemies, featuring @calmbeforezero and cameos from @ask-missparker

WARNING: May contain ice puns, snow jokes and general frenemy fuckery. And mild threat.

Ji-Hoon: This stupid game! How do you keep winning?

Liane: Years of practice...no seriously years.

Ji-Hoon: Dammit!

Liane: Hey Ji...

Ji-Hoon: Don't you dare...

Liane: You could always just...Let it Go...

Ji-Hoon: *leaps up* That's it! I will turn that smiling face into an ice sculpture!

Liane: *runs away laughing*

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*Ji-Hoon showing off a potential new suit*

Liane: You look really stupid.

Ji-Hoon: *grumbles* I feel it.

Mia: He doesn't.

Liane: You look like an absolute tool.

Ji-Hoon: Mia will you tell her?

Mia: Stop it, Felton.

Liane: You look like one of The Incredibles..

Ji-Hoon: *sighs*

Liane: Frozone!

Ji-Hoon: Right if you make one more comment about me in these suits, or just about me in general- listen to me! I am taking those shiny Louboutain heels- you hear me, and I will shove them up your ass! Okay?

Liane: *goes silent*

Mia: Yeah it's just a case of tweaking it here, lengthening the sleeve here, we'll do that of course.

Ji-Hoon: Yeah. It's not bad, is it?

Liane: Yeah it isn't actually. *pause* Jack Frost.

Ji-Hoon: Right c'mere!

Liane: *squeals, running away*

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Mia: Dinner's ready. Liane go get Ji-Hoon from his room- oh wait no-

Liane: Too late! *runs to his door* Ji-Hoon? *knocks five times rhythmically* Do you wanna build a Snow- *gets hit in the face with a lot of snow*

Ji-Hoon: *smiles through the door* Now what did you actually come to say?

Liane: *her eyes glow purple through the snow, melting the snow to vapour with her fire* Dinner's ready...

Ji-Hoon: Excellent.

Mia: *from the kitchen* WHY IS THE SMOKE ALARM GOING OFF!?

Ji-Hoon: She started it.

Liane: Ooh you-

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Ji-Hoon: See, the problem is, Liane, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D.

Liane: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

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🔥

Liane: We should normalize not loving family members.

Ji-Hoon: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck brother” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

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Ji-Hoon: Are you alright?

Liane: Short answer or long answer?

Ji-Hoon: Short?

Liane: No.

Ji-Hoon: Long?

Liane: Nooooooo.

Ji-Hoon: You skipped therapy again, didn't you?

Liane: I- ugh!

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Ji-Hoon: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.

Liane: All I drank was Redbull!

Ji-Hoon: How many?

Liane: Eighteen.

Ji-Hoon: I will freeze you if I have to.

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*Ji-Hoon and Liane are texting*

Ji-Hoon: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Liane: What did they change my name to?

Ji-Hoon: Chosen One.

Liane: Don’t change it back.

Ji-Hoon: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Liane: I’m the chosen one.

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Ji-Hoon: What the hell is wrong with you?

Liane: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

Ji-Hoon: Pretty sure that's genetic...

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Liane: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Ji-Hoon: ...

Liane: Oh, right. The lying.

Ji-Hoon: And the incessant teasing, the inflated ego, the...pinkness.

Liane: Alright! Geez, just give me the cold shoulder already.

Ji-Hoon: *glares*

Liane: *beams* You love me really.

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Liane: *venting endlessly to Ji-Hoon about their week*

Ji-Hoon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Liane: Are you even listening?

Ji-Hoon, deadpan: Absolutely.

Liane: Okay good. So anyway-

Ji-Hoon: *puts in earphones*

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Liane: *playing Into The Unknown over JARVIS speakers, singing along*

Ji-Hoon: Could you be anymore annoying?

Liane: Yes.

Ji-Hoon: Ask a stupid question...

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Liane: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Ji-Hoon: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Liane: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Ji-Hoon: Oh, no, I do.

Liane: Well, what is it?

Ji-Hoon: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Liane: Dammit!

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Ji-Hoon: I'm going to say this very slowly in the hopes you understand. Felton, you can't do this without supervision.

Liane: I am a responsible adult!

Ji-Hoon: *raises brow*

Liane: I am an adult.

Ji-Hoon: You are a problem.

Liane: I'm your problem. For the next forty-eight hours.

Ji-Hoon: Right.

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Liane: *softly singing Frosty The Snowman*

Ji-Hoon: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Liane: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Ji-Hoon: No references to Elsa, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snowman, Frozone or The Snow Queen.

Liane: Well, dammit.

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Liane, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Ji-Hoon: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Liane: Do you think you're cool when you act all brooding and snarky?

Ji-Hoon: Yes I do.

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Liane, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Ji-Hoon: …

Ji-Hoon: What’s in the box?

Liane: What woul-

Ji-Hoon: Liane, what’s in the box?

Liane: I think you know.

Ji-Hoon: Felton! You are not a childless cat lady!

Liane: I could be!

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Liane: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Ji-Hoon: Your life?

Liane: I- well yes, but- shut up!

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Ji-Hoon: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Liane: Are you calling me short?

Ji-Hoon: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Liane: Bite me, Elsa.

Ji-Hoon: Oh you're going down.

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Liane: Good morning!

Ji-Hoon, checking their watch: Barely.

Liane: It's morning somewhere.

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(Liane and Ji-Hoon go undercover)

Ji-Hoon: This is Liane, she's… not my assistant, some other word.

Liane, smirking: I’m his carer.

Ji-Hoon: Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.

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Ji-Hoon: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.

Liane: I’ve got plenty of common sense!

Liane: I just choose to ignore it.

Ji-Hoon: That's the most coherent and honest remark you've ever made.

Liane: Aww thanks! *hugs him*

Ji-Hoon: I hate you.

Liane: I know.

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Hope you enjoyed! And yes the long one is an adapted version of a scene from Britcom Gavin and Stacey.

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[koiiiji]

crybabies

summary ; Busan's 4 gangs heads know they always can hide behind someone's back...

author's note ; yaaay back from new year's weekends and have a lot of ideas (nobody said it will be fast to deliver it here(im lazy ass))

tw ; major spoilers for Busan arc under the line!!

you were at the center of it all, huge pileup of bodies, arms and heads! your arms wrapped around the younger guys from both Busan and Seoul, trying to hold them all in your protective embrace. Min Jihood leaned into your side, right on your breast, his exhausted face slowly melted into smug grin. his partner, Shin Arim, was there too, his head resting on your lap, while you pet his dark hair tim to time. Park Hyukjin had his arms crossed, not touching you, but sitting close, his stoic expression betraying the tiniest smile as your fingers ruffled his short hair. Hyun Sangjin clung to your other side tightly, nuzzling into your other breast. even Kang Jinchan, pretending to be aloof, leaned closer to your lap, just enough to let your hand brush his shoulder.

somehow even Allied guys had been drawn into your circle as well. the scene was a bizarre, even weird, mix of bruised egos and childlike vulnerability.

“see this?” you said, gesturing to the younger guys nestled around you, your arms extending protectively. your voice was warm as you looked at the group, but as you turned to adults it was a sharp and disapproving. “you underestimated them. all of them! you don’t even think that highly of them, do you? and yet, they fought, bled, and held their own without any of your help.” guys actively nodded their heads in agreement, snuggling closer into you.

Jinrang gang members discontentedly shifted from one foot to the other, refusing to look in your direction. and Jageyon honestly didn't remember how he end up there too, but his usual confidence faltered as he shifted uneasily under your fiery glare.

“they were out here risking their lives while you were…what? twiddling your thumbs? watching from the sidelines?” you continued, the anger in your voice sharp and cutting. “have you forgotten what Sonji used to say about younger ones?”

Jageyon opened his mouth to respond “well, i…”

“well, i,” you mimicked, “think of some better excuse, you half-baked Schumacher.” our voice dripping with sarcasm, as you kept comforting younger guys.

and this is when chaos started. guys from both Seoul and Busan, began poking their fingers toward the older ones, their teary eyes full of exaggerated complaints.

“yeah! where were you mr. Jageyon?!” Hyungseok whined, his voice taking on a rare childish tone as he leaned further into your side.

“they just left us to fight, noona” Shin muttered, his usual tough demeanor crumbling as he pouted slightly. “they think we are just kids and can't solve a problems!”

“it’s not fair,” Sangjin chimed in, his voice trembling for dramatic effect. “they think they are better than us!”

Min joined in too, sniffling as he glared up at you. “right!! noona, and now they just standing around, acting like they’re too good for us!!”

Hyukjin nodded solemnly, but there was a hint of amusement in his eyes. “exactly. what kind of example are they setting?”

your arms tightened around the group, your hands moving to ruffle the nearest heads. “it’s okay, guys,” you cooed, your voice taking on a sisterly warmth. “they can’t say anything now. they know they messed up... making my favourite little boys do a dirty job, fighting each other...” you leaned closed to boys, but not breaking eye contact with older generation. “isn’t that right?”

Jinrang gang members looked visibly uncomfortable under your pointed gaze, slowly nodding. “yes, you are right noona....”

reference ;

[miabebe]

Hi,

Okay, so, this is just random but I've been obsessing over jihoon recently, been losing my mind and desperately trying to look for fics admiring the man that he is but I can't find many, and so I'm genuinely really excited for your where you're convenient jihoon fic and also more jihoon scenes in camp seventeen because, I need to simp over my man. Also, please let me know if you know any good fics that would drive me crazy for jihoon, and well, just worship him. I love that man.

Also, I totally agree with tumblr user todayiscloudyday when they said that the houses were so well described. The character descriptions were literally so good that I read both the prologue and the character descriptions multiple times before the 1st chapter came out. The houses, their companions, the symbols, their jobs, I have to say, you've really done such an amazing job with them.

Anyway, I just came around to rant about my woozi brainrot and also to let you know that I am genuinely excited for your upcoming fics. I also want to let you know that you don't always have to answer my asks (considering you probably receive many and could be busy), I just send them in so you know that I appreciate your works.

MY FRIEND I UNDERSTAND

Especially after lollapalooza him in that denim on denim fit with nothing under like??? That was insanity, it had me thinking about him for days T.T

As for where you're convenient for Jihoon ahhh that's not on my to do list any time soon unfortunately - I have so much to cover for camp seventeen and reverse tropes and also my Changkyun mafia series, its sadly a little low on my priority list :( But camp seventeen Jihoon hmm you might be able to see a little of him in chapter 2 hehe

Thank you my love, I really did pour a lot of thought into those so I'm glad you've been enjoying them! And it's absolutely fine, I do love to receive and answer any and all asks you send, please never worry about that! I'm always so happy to have you around ❤️

As far as the Jihoon fics are concerned, I've not actually been reading much since I stared writing more often, but I will drop links to some of the ones that were memorable to me under the cut!

@cheolism - Oh, Agony! - I've told Jupiter this too, she's insane for this cause never had I thought I would read smut to Oedipus Rex??? I love it, the build up in this is real good

@hoshifighting - This fic by Lyla goddammit, she's so amazing with her work, I loveee this one for Jihoon, the development of what they share is *chefs kiss*

@onlymingyus - I want to write you a song - Mars is such an exceptional writer, this is truly one of her finest - I need everyone to go to her inbox and leave her the nicest words asap!

@the-boy-meets-evil - A new home for the holidays - This is one of Jess's sweetest stories, the progression is soooo nice! and I'm a bit of a sucker for holiday romance hehe

@eomayas - never lose me - If you want some good ol' pwp I really like this one by Kay! They're so lovesick, ugh it's so good T.T

[ourdadai]

jihoon.