#ask dyno

[dynamic-power]

GALLAVICH #5 CUDDLING PROMPT?

HI ANON! Sorry I didn't see this earlier, but here you go! 😅

“I’m sorry, I’m probably suffocating you.” “No, I don’t mind. If I do happen to suffocate, just know I died happy.”

Ian panted into Mickey's neck as the pleasurable post-orgasm buzz made his arms go weak. He shifted his hips, trying to pull free of the warm clutch of Mickey's body, but his husband's legs only tightened around his waist. His heels dug into Ian's ass and his arms curled up to grab at his shoulders, urging him to-

"Stay. Wanna feel you." Mickey's voice was rough and fucked-out but insistent as he pulled Ian to his chest.

"When you suffocate under my weight," Ian grumbled as he let his body go lax and settle into Mickey's soft, inviting embrace, "remember you asked for it."

Mickey hummed sleepily, letting his legs fall against the bed. "At least I'd die happy. What a fuckin' way to go."

[stormvanari]

how did i go from creating a dinosaur who takes proper breaks, to a dinosaur who barely takes breaks

(for a prompt on the bird app where we draw our OCs meeting their old/first design)

[mybrainismelted]

How about 👀 and/or 🫂?

ok, Gallavich headcanon from the POV of another character: Carl is quietly the biggest Gallavich stan out there. He always idolized Ian growing up, and Mickey was his teenage hero. Watching them fight through so much to be together is what made him believe that relationships both CAN and ARE work. Hug headcanon: Neither of them are big on hugs in front of other people, but Mickey realized pretty quickly that Ian gives literally the best hugs, so when he's had a bad day, or he's just feeling down, all he wants all day is to get home so he can be wrapped up in his husbands arms.

[yejehehe4746]

seems like you hate dyno ngl

did he do smth?

[neve-gallus-girl-detective]

About the stuffed animal post. What if Emily slept with a stuffie from childhood, but she gets nervous that it's going to fall a part. So JJ wins her a cute little bear stuffie a fair and she sleeps with that. This is before they are dating at like some post case trip. JJ realizes it and asks her about it and Emily confesses how much JJ means to her. Then later when they've been dating as a gift JJ gets Emily's first stuffie repaired for their anniversary.

Okay, but I'm gonna cry haha

Emily doesn't have a lot of sentimental items because of her transient childhood, but she has this stuffie from her dad and it's like a cute little dog. Now that she's like 36, its ears and butt are a little threadbare, the stuffing is uneven, and it's too delicate to wash. I have a stuffie that's 18 yrs old and it's like that (my sister's is 30 yrs old and even worse).

JJ wins her a stuffed cat that (1) is perfect for hugging, using as a pillow, and carrying around in a bag and (2) it was from JJ and no one has won Emily a gift before and since JJ got it, Emily isn't embarrassed to sleep with it. They're not dating, so Emily just says it's a good replacement and her old stuff now lives on her dresser at home. Sometimes, Emily lets JJ borrow it after a hard case.

Eventually, they start dating and JJ had Emily's old stuffie fixed as a 1 year anniversary present. Emily cries and it's very nice and then... she puts it back on the dresser. JJ is confused because she thought Emily would want to slept with her old stuffie and put the one JJ won in a closet, but Emily reveals that she likes the cat stuffie bcs it was her first gift from JJ and she'd already had a crush hahaha

(JJ ends up sleeping with Emily's old stuffie)

[emojifarm]

Hey, So I'm Still in Between Jobs and Struggling.

But I might have a temporary solution while I continue my job hunt. I have repurposed my Ko-Fi to be a tip jar for my emoji servers and such as well as a place for commissioning servers from me. This can either be an emoji server or a fandom server. To clarify: all money will be going towards necessities like food, HRT, medical bills, paying off debts, etc. as well as Nitro as needed.

Emoji Server Commissions ($10):

• I'll make a server of my usual format

• Add emojis of the theme of your choosing. Depending on the theme, it might take some digging

• Add Tupperbox and PluralKit

• This can be either a private server for you and a select few or public and added to my list in Emoji Finder

• Can take me anywhere between 3-5 hours depending on how hard it is to find stuff for your theme

• If it's a private server, I'll leave and give you ownership when all is said and done

• Emoji Creators seeking someone to make a server or more for them only have to pay $8 plus an additional $6 per additional server. If the process for the initial server exceeds 5 hours of work, I will request you move up to fandom server prices. For you that would be $12 + $10 per added server. I would prefer to make at least $1.50/hour if not $2. This just keeps it fair for me. DM for further info.

Fandom Server Commissions ($15):

• I have a standard format I usually go for and will have that set up initially before inviting you in and you can say what you want added or removed. Nothing there is set in stone. And if I don't know the fandom I'll need help naming things anyhow.

• I'll add an optional list of bots, including: Dyno, Carl, Disboard & Disboard Bump Reminder, and Starboard on top of PluralKit and Tupperbox.

• I'll program all the roles for you

• I'll set the permissions for every part of the server

• I'll go out and find emojis for it too if you'd like

• This process has taken me around 8-10 hours before, so unless it's a really simple server, don't expect it done in one sitting

• When I'm done, I'll transfer ownership to you and dip. Only thing I ask is that you don't touch where I put a note that I made the server as a commission for you.

• Also, obviously, you'll need to hire your own modding staff

If any of that sounds good to you, click here to go to my Ko-Fi!

[moths-and-mantids]

DYNO ENTERS THE STAGE WITH THEIR ALASYOR BLOG!! GO FOLLOW OR VOX STEALS UR WIFI

Greetings people of the internet. It is I, Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you all. Quite a pleasure!

Charlie convinced me to get a cellular phone and to create this blog so that I may help advertise our hotel better. While I don't like letting that lowly television demon have any of his technology near me, I must admit that this site does amuse me. But don't let that stop you lovely beings out there from entertaining me further by asking me questions.

So with the stage set,

Tags

#cannibals and radio, #ask alastor

Other demons on this website:

The more persistently annoying of the Vees: @flatfuckfridays

Warning:

No proshipping, NSFW, or insensitive shenanigans.

Oh, but do try. You're screams will make for a very entertaining broadcast.

//main blog: @dynogadget//

[alastor-the-demon]

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[memorycycle]

post for @wuggen asked to see the code i wrote for simulating a realistic car engine so here

its built in godot btw

the script extends rigidbody3d cus im actually just moving an invisible sphere along the ground with a car basically stapled to it

did you know car engines put out different levels of torque at different rpms which affects like basically everything about the car. the torque curves are actually way more complicated than this, they kind of look like ramps with a hump in the middle followed by a dip followed by a bigger hump. but im just doing something that looks more like a perfect mound here. it works fine

i found the equation power=torque*rpm/9549.3 online from a forum where some guy posted the results of a dyno run on his porsche. the number 9549.3 is definitely specific to that porsche, so its probably a variable id want to be able to change later i guess

theres 2 big scary chunks of code here written by someone else which youre looking at in the pic above. i dont know shit about rotating and transforming 3d shapes so yea thanks guy on youtube

^this is basic shit but let me say one thing having the layout of accelerating with up on the right stick and braking with down on the right stick makes racing games so much more intuitive to play because suddenly it all just becomes one button that like the player understands in their mind as just "movement" and say for example when the player is coming up on a turn and they point both the steering and throttle joystick towards the turn whats happening is that they steer towards the turn of course but also they decelerate because the right stick is no longer pointed fully up in the Y direction, its Y value is now something like 0.7 instead of 1.0 because of the angle the stick is pointed in, that extra 0.3 went to the X direction , meaning the player automatically decelerates the car based on the angle of the turn without even having to think about it. if the turn starts to become more hairpin the angle is so great that the Y starts becoming negative and now braking is happening instead of acceleration automatically. its actually beautiful how simple and effective it is

^heres my cool function that does basically everyuthing related to the rpm. different gears rise and fall at different rpm speeds and it even simulates the effect of engine braking caused by releasing the throttle when shifting gears. it has so many fucking magic numbers from me just fiddling with it for like years trying to get the acceleration and shit to feel just right

^this ones mad complicated i commented every line

awesome gear shifting stuff its so fucking yummy because if u look closely in the video at the top u will notice i never use the brake to slow down. i downshift gears which causes causes the car to lose speed because the power it was giving out is less efficient now due to the lower gear ratio which also means the rpm jumps up to redline speeds which lets me instantly shift back up to retain some acceleration i cant tell u how satisfying it is to drive this thing and it feels like a real car

^and thats it thats the last function. 212 lines of code honestly pretty small tbh. theres still stuff missing like for example when a car is turning the rpm starts increasing at a slower rate due to things like centripetal force traction rolling resistance weight transfer weight load engine load steering angle friction but im probably just gonna end up calculating it only based on velocity * steering angle or something lol. if anyone made it this far i contratutle you i dont think anyone who isnt as obsessed as i am with this stuff could ever read this whole thing so thank u

[enviedear]

as an engineer major i love engineer major!anakin, he has my whole heart <33 may i also add: computer nerd ani. idk if you want to make him a computer nerd but it seems like most engineering boys are. he could be a car guy and a computer guy tho. he has his own PC setup that he built and he sees u using an old ass laptop (me) and offers to build a PC just for u <333

alsoooo him living in a lil student apartment and it smells like weed and is shockingly clean but the fridge is. empty. since he’s not a drinker he probably has some drinks u like and he’s got like noodles and stuff but u have to go over and buy him ingredients and teach him to make a 5 minute recipe bc he just cannot 😭 he would probably live on takeout otherwise.

probably makes some money off a little side hustle like fixing parts of a computer or someone’s car or sth idk and then also has to go to his internship. babe is so stressed but he’s glad to come back home and take the stress out on you XNSKSJ

send me some anakin thots <3

omg i'm sorry this got lost in my inbox, but that you for sending it in! i'm always down to talk about my favorite ani hc <3

YES to computer nerd ani!!! i could totally see him building you a new pc because, "jesus christ honey your laptop sounds like it's about to take flight."

also ani most certainly can't cook... unless it's steak. i can see that man owning no other pots or pans aside from a cast iron. he treats it like a baby and he's a total snob abt it. "babe, stop trying to put this in the dishwasher, you're gonna take away the seasoning!!"

ask him to make you an omelet? nah you're getting an almost burnt scrambled egg. ask him to bake some cookies? they're hard as rock and he used salt instead of sugar. ask him for some oatmeal? you uncooked oats in water. "why are you making that face? i eat them like this all the time?"

i can totally see him working part-time at an auto shop, but like... one with a dyno where he just tunes the absolute shit out of cars. the type of tuner that lets people get the loud ass gunshot sounding pops.

then he's clocking out and trying to get the oil and smoke smell off of his body before heading into some fancy engineering firm. hair still kind of messy, but he wears those slack and button-up like a god.

he totally has the full-time senior employees wrapped around his finger too, he's so bright and somehow always knows every solution.

[dynamic-power]

any gallavich headcanons?

Hi, anon! Yes, I've got one or two headcanons. 😁

Domesticity ends up suiting them. They become one of those gross couples that is so in tune with each other and the space they live in that they can move around each other without even thinking about it. They do this while bickering like the old married couple we all know they are.

Their text log is basically just Ian saying something and Mickey replying with 🖕

They've got a plan of attack for when Ian feels too manic or depressed. For Ian, it's a med adjustment chart. For Mickey, it's a list of dos and don'ts that they know work as he helps to take care of Ian.

They take turns picking date night. Usually that means going out on Ian's nights and staying in on Mickey's.

Ian picks up Mickey's habit of rubbing his eyebrow with his thumb. Mickey thinks it's hilarious.

They renew their vows for their tenth wedding anniversary.

[skeilig]

i'm having SUCH a great day omg, i met my friend at the bouldering gym and we were working on this dynamic boulder (aka a "dyno," which is the style of climbing where you have to run and jump and catch the hold, very trendy) and while we were working on it, 4 other women also started trying it, no one was getting it, i decided hey i'm actually gonna think about where my feet should go rather than just launching myself into the air and expecting it to go well, so i planned it out, thought ok i'm switching feet right there, launching off with the right foot, catching the hold while in midair ok ok that's the plan.. AND IT WORKED! i caught the hold, i felt like a fucking olympian and 5 beautiful women literally started clapping for me and asking me how i did it... i'm not making this up, rock climbing is the best thing that has ever happened to me

[the-creator-himself]

Welcome to Heaven!

I'm glad your here. I know you'll love it here. After all, I made it! Just be sure to not end up... Down there... Heh...

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[jaxtherabbit]

why i deleted the (original) jaxtherabbit blog:

the main reason was that the blog wasn't getting the attention it deserved. back when i started, the posts were getting 50+ notes, but as time passed the blog started to die slowly and every post was not even getting past 1 note. i think i started to notice a trend in loss of notes around about after the dyno arg? which is why i quickly created another arg. and a third arg. keep in mind these were rushed, they were literal defibrillators for the blog so it would stay relevant.

inevitably, the blog was forgotten about, even with desparate attempts such as drawing, hijacking / overriding soup's arg, and interaction bait.

the second reason was the jax ask blog clones. right off the bat, i already had a problem with the clones EXISTING as i have had someone impersonate me before (not a jax clone) and the impersonator left a bad mark on my reputation. so i was like, "nope, fuck this, i'm calling them out and blocking them before it gets out of control" but it felt like every second a new jax clone was created. it just was too much for me, i was overwhelmed with basically copied and pasted souless gimmicky slop. like, with literally any other character, there's at least 7 blogs to interact with. ok cool, i didn't mind that too, bring on the competition. but. there was fucking 25 at one point, i'm sure of it. some weren't even trying to hide the fact that they were a gimmick account.

and to those of you saying that i'm just jealous of other people's success, to that, i say "yes". i am jealous that despite me being the first tadc character blog ever, envy got the better of me and eventually i was too knee deep in getting angry at seeing others perform well that i just couldn't keep my composure.

i hope you understand and respect my decision, it was a tough one to make, and i thought about it for a really long time. i'm sorry if this news does not come to you on a good note.

on tumblr, i will be active on ONLY @putting-zooble-in-places

i will be active on the tadc tab discord: https://discord.gg/vg6cyxwywz

ps: @ciagent8 i give up on the january event, tell me everything /gen /srs

pps: i'm fine /gen /srs

[shnashq]

@harrygamer8's gave me his "the amazing cartoon circus" AU, so i naturally changed it to fit my depictions. Some of the characters' personalities were changed slightly, like Kitty being less anxious-ridden like Pomni, Garfield being less of a jerk (but lazier) than Jax, and Homer being a little more sane than Kinger.

Roles:

Hello Kitty - Pomni

Fluttershy - Gangle

Ren Hoek - Zooble

Homer Simpson - Kinger

Blossom - Ragatha

Garfield - Jax

Caine - Roger Rabbit

Bubble - Meowth

Abel - Bonkers D. Bobcat

Sun - Miranda Wright

Moon - Jessica Rabbit

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Gloink Queen - Bowser

Gloinks - Bowser Jr. and The Koopalings

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The abstracted: (For the rest of the abstracted (besides Kaufmo and Queenie) Harry asked me to put the names he recommended so he doesn't get confused, but I'll also add my hc names so I don't get confused. His on the left, mine on the right)

Spongebob - Kaufmo

Sans - Blonk/Pinky

Marge Simpson - Queenie

Kermit - Wriggle/Squirmle

Pibby - Bizz/Doe

Daffy Duck - Rett/Sproing

Scooby Doo - Doz/Dyno

Mickey Mouse - Moppsy/Mousetrap

Bendy - Yucko/Downer

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Feel free to ask me any questions about the AU!