#ask box thing

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

Heliinx wants to know if two-head is single-available 👀

The twin cannot wait for this-this

[thatcharmingjerk]

Sam or dean Winchester

Ohohoho I see you haven't been following for ten years! Or maybe you have and wanna know if I have changed my mind, anyways Sam 🙏💕

[slavhew]

look at this idiot not aware that his body is warm and his touch comforting everyone point and laugh

[gwifirusu]

Could you please spare a cute sketch of Optimus giving big dad energy? That man… that man does things to me.

i bestow optimus with my highest badge of honour... diagnosed with Dad

[skeptical-saniwa]

What if.....what if I gave Aventurine a wittle hug? 🥺

Why little give him a big one 😔💗💗

[kyri45]

Okay but I'm pretty sure Wukong's arms are thicker than Macaque's <i>legs</i> and that drives me utterly wild. Also his back alone is wider than Macaque's shoulders and all I can think when I see that is "damn Macaque, I get it."

Me as I was drawing Macaque: I gotta make it the most twink possible/silly

[corviiids]

tbh au where L just doesn't seem to zero in on light as kira at all and light is smug at first but then starts to get increasingly frustrated as L keeps taking swings and missing completely. gets kinda close and then announces the biggest suspect is sayu yagami. don't worry about the older one, he's just an ordinary boy. L never even makes contact. light's dropping signs and L is picking them up but completely misinterpreting them. light's like this guy's a fucking idiot lmfao?? i could get away with this forever. but then he gets bored with no one to play with and he's irritated that L keeps giving credit to every random idiot for being kira. light starts dropping more and more brazen clues trying to see if this stupid detective can take a hint and then L arrests him off the massive trail of evidence he's been leaving for months

[f1-stuff]

Did carlos also used the friend word? Do you know when?

Hi, so I actually compiled some links mostly for myself, but also for you and anyone else interested. See below the cut!

Times Charles has referred to Carlos as a "friend":

'He has obviously become a friend.'

‘We were already good friends before we joined Ferrari.'

'We have a very special relationship. I mean, we are obviously friends outside the track as well. We are sharing good moments. We spend so much time - I mean, I see Carlos more than my own family...'

'He's a super nice guy, he's super easy to get on with and, uh- straight away we understood that we had a lot of interest outside racing in common. And now I can call him a friend, outside of racing.' (newest instance, at the end of their teammate era...)

Times Carlos has referred to Charles as a "friend":

'My teammate and I are friends off the track, we get along very well and we have a very good relationship. And we make a very good team. I think that if there is something that worked and works in Ferrari, it is the two drivers...' (translated from Spanish)

'We've been teammates for four years. There's been barely any situation where we've had a contact, or we had a misunderstanding. And even if we've had them, we've always moved on and we've always remained friends and had a really good relationship." (at the end of their teammate era...)

This is just what I could track down, but if anyone knows of others let me know!

Carlos has spoken about how he and charles get along very well, but that it's hard for him (and other drivers) to truly be friends with their teammates bc they're always so competitive with each other, and there's so much pressure to beat one another. ("Friend is a strong word that I don’t like using for anything or anyone.") And combine that with what we know about how, as a kid, he was surprised by other kids he thought were his friends running him off track and out of the race, we can see how much weight he applies to the 'friend' label.

To Carlos, I think a 'friend' is someone that a part of his brain would hesitate to race too hard against, and he can't let that happen with his teammate, who he wants and needs to beat more than anyone. He can afford to maybe leave Lando or Alonso a little more space on track bc he values his relationship with them as friends, and they're not currently his teammates. But he can't let himself have that relationship with Charles, or, for that matter, Alex next season.

Will he be able to say that he and Charles are friends more readily next year when they aren't teammates any longer? I think so. That was certainly the case with Lando. But I also think his relationship with Lando was a bit different - Lando was almost like a little brother to him. With Charles, he's more firmly a peer, and I think that hyper-competitiveness between them may always linger, right up until they aren't racing eo anymore, maybe especially bc their partnership was cut short before either could win a championship as teammates.

Time will tell, but it's clear that they already view their time together very fondly. They've spoken plainly about 'hating each other' inside the helmet when they've battled and disagreed, but that they always make up after two minutes. It's beautiful that they can always come back to the respect they have for one another. It's a unique relationship, and I look forward to seeing how it evolves in the years to come. ❤️

[fairies-ask-legend-answers]

@individualperson8756

Legend will definitely use this to his advantage! Only for petty reasons, of course. But first, where did you go??

[jazz-kitty]

hey if requests are still open and its not a bother there is one zero escape character with a canon favourite pokemon

WAIT OMG... thats so cool i never knewwww thank u for showing me... impromptu akane with pokemon i think she'd have!!!

[vidavalor]

I like your posts but it's crazy to think they're into sex. Even if they tried it, they'd be so bad at it.

...

[shut-the-burrow-door-pls]

i want to get captured by twintails and dragged into breeding pit….

Here you go

[thatcharmingjerk]

Legolas or aragorn

Oh this was absolutely the easiest of all the asks, Aragon of course..!

As much I'd like elf pussy and all the wisdom and knowledge and so on but at the end of the day elves would be too prissy for me. I do wanna get nasty!

Send me two characters who I'd rather date?

[gwifirusu]

Pls just Optimus being Dad™️ to baby Bee and Mirage and idk honestly Rodimus too hes the entire daycare

say a prayer to your local single father

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

joking aside, I love this site. I have learned so much from this site. I have received so much love and support from this site, and I hope to be here for years to come (especially now that we accidentally won Least Worst Social Media Platform, despite our very best efforts)

that being said, taking a break was really helpful for me mentally. it made me realize how much pressure I was putting on myself to keep people entertained so they would like me. I'm talking like, 'rereading & editing a single dumb shitpost a dozen times a day' levels of overthinking.

So yeah: I love it here, I plan to keep making people (and myself) laugh, but going forward I'm going to be putting less pressure on myself to be as entertaining/active as i used to aim for. Less "I choked on my gogurt" levels of humor, more "sensible chuckle." (sometimes I may even indulge in a joke that purposefully fails to resonate with the audience! it will be quite a mischievous little treat for me 🤭.)

anyways please be patient if my posts lack a certain pizzazz going forward. the pizzazz is out of stock. no there is none in the back room. the pizzazz is on back order ok. no I'm not paying for expedited shipping. our supplier is experiencing a shortage. pizzazz is a controlled substance, do you have no understanding of the paperwork involved? piss off with your piddling pizzazz

TLDR if you think my posts were mediocre before just u wait sweetheart you ain't seen nothing yet. (they are going to get worse. what I'm saying is they are going to get even more underwhelming. i feel good about this.)

[noodles-and-tea]

BBC Sherlock is on Hulu! :)

Congratulations!