#ashwinder poachers are scum
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Matilda: so you have 15 cookies and an ashwinder takes 5 how many do you have left
Mikhail: 15 cookies and a pile of ashes.
Matilda: what...NO!!
Sebastian: *whispers to ominis* I want to marry him.
Ominis: *visibly questions his sanity*
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