#ashton is answering

[ashtonisvibing]

dukeceit for the bingo??

hehehe bingo >:3

an absolute classic, god i love them. they 100% started fucking before they actually started dating. though tbh while they'll call the other their boyfriend they don't consider themselves dating

janus has tried keeping remus on a leash so he doesn't cause too much chaos. i'm sure you can guess how quickly that went down the trash (didn't help that remus is apparently VERY into the hard yanking janus would do to keep him back)

[mcdonalds-unofficial]

*Hugs back for a few seconds, before pulling away.*

(If you can’t read it I’ll just put it into text one moment…)

✨anon✨: I… Thank you, Mikey.

….You know what?

Mikey: (does in fact, not know what)

Wha- Aaaack! Why are you blindfolding me again!?

✨anon✨: Alright, you can take it off… *shuffling noises* Now!

Munchkin: So…

This is me. Munchkin.

I’m sad happy that we’re not can’t be friends.

[ooc: Welp, I wanted to draw something and you can’t send pictures anonymously, so what better way to reveal myself, because I was definitely hiding well and totally wasn’t obvious about it… heh…

I’m still mainly going to be sparkles anon, for both lore reasons and the fact that I enjoy being anonymous, but i might send more art? Who knows…]

Cookies? 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

-✨anon✨ (who had definitely been very inconspicuous about their identity, thank you very much)

............ y'know at this point i shouldn't be shocked that there's other... things besides humans. what with all the weird stuff i'm discovering.

...... wait, no, that sounded bad- you get what i mean, i hope-

okay, anyways, same here. i'm happy that we can be friends :)

[pestorik]

TWST x adventure time: NRC staff

sorry crewel fans

[sweetbunpura]

Topaz Nightingale meets the staff

Trein took one step into Crowley's office and sees the headmaster hiding in a corner as a woman berates him. He's far too tired to ask and instead looks over to see the rest of the staff off to the side. The only ones not afraid are the ones standing in the center of the room. Vargas is laughing while Sam, Crewel, and Chestnut stand on the other side of him. Kassie moves away from Crewel to gently touch the woman's arm.

"Mom, I think he's had enough, for now at least."

"Kassie, I was going easy on him." Now that Trein can see her, the woman is older than Kassie.

"I know, but he went through: Yuu, me, and now you."

"Fine, fine." That woman stepped back and turned on her heal towards the staff. "Hello, I am Topaz Nightingale. I'm Kassie's mother and Yuu's grandmother."

"Grandmother?" Vargas asks. "Did the mirror bring you here as well?"

"I would assume so." Topaz hums. "I was out drinking with my friends when I woke up here after getting home."

"At this rate, the mirror might as well bring her entire family." Trein hears another member of staff say.

"You do not want that." Kassie and Topaz respond.

Chestnut sighs. "I know we were called here, but if Crowley is finished cowering, I would like to know why. I have patients to get back to.

"I'm going to assume it was to introduce Topaz." Sam adds in. "Patients? Which of the imps got hurt?"

Chestnut clams up and looks over to the women. "...Ms. Homura-"

"WHAT!?" Both woman round on him and Chestnut's ears press flat to his skull. "What happened!?"

"N-Nothing major!" He raises his hands. "Just an accident in gym! Her broom collided with Mr. Ashengrotto's and Mr. Viper's! They got some minor head injuries and I wanted them to stay in the infirmary until it clears!"

Topaz takes a deep breath. "Take me to her."

"Mom, introductions are in order." Kassie reminds her.

One look from the grandmother had everyone standing at attention.

"Ashton Vargas!"

"Sam."

"Divus Crewel."

"Howard Chestnut."

Her eyes moved towards Trein.

"Mozus Trein and this is Lucius."

"Nice to meet you all. Howard, was it?"

"Please call me Chestnut."

"My apologies. The infirmary?"

"Right, right." They quickly left the room, leaving the remain staff there.

Vargas was quiet for a few moments before turning to Trein. "Don't do what Divus did."

"Vargas!" They both shouted at him.

[utilitycaster]

The thing about Ashton is while I have grown incredibly frustrated, there is something, again, terribly real about how they're behaving and how (I assume) they're feeling. There's something horrifying about learning you have endless possibilities for who you could have been in your head, and yet having to live in the one where your parents nearly killed you and your friends abandoned you for dead and you were right about your prediction that your new friend would sacrifice themself. It's just...the solution is not trying to undo the past (impossible) nor find whoever will tell you you're most special regardless of their other positions.

[danwhobrowses]

Ashton "I serve the weak, I serve the forgotten, I serve the dirt beneath our feet" Me "Saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"

[shorthaltsjester]

Imogen Temult, Exaltant Hope of the Red Storm

Heroes and Monsters by Penny & Sparrow // Critical Role Campaign 3

[ask-elliot-doorman-fam]

I lean my upper body forward and look at Ashton with a smile. "So, buddy. What's your next master plan to make Tera interested in ya?"

(Sorry if I already asked this. My brain feels like it's half shut down.)

He remembers you. He's using the walnut he has for a brain. How nice.

"Uh none! Got nothing I promise!"

[laterkatersays]

callowmoore finally gets mentioned, by name, on a 4SD and then Ashley Johnson refuses to answer a question about Fearne and Ashton because she's still waiting to see where things go, like they haven't already cuddled every night for the last week (including one time on top of a dragon), made out underneath a blanket, kissed in public in front of all of their friends, had canonically very loud sex that was overheard by every member of Bell's Hells and the Mighty Nein, and made plans just before leaving for the final combat to take mushrooms together (when Ashton said "I would do any fucking stupid thing you were ever down for")

girl, what exactly are we waiting for?

[undead-knick-knack]

Jester: Is it the dead woman?

Ashton: ........... no...

Me:

Ashton why was that such a long pause 😭👀😭👀 🖤💜

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Story

[ashtonisvibing]

rainbow heart with jackie for the color palette thing?

don't ask why i did a full on drawing for this but also i don't care i really like this :333

(ignore the fact i forgot the color palette- and forgot to color in the chisel and wood-)

decided to go with normalcy!jackie, he loves woodworking and is carving... something. what something?... tbh i don't know, i know nothing about woodworking- he's probably making a lil figuring for marvin though :3

[mcdonalds-unofficial]

hey i went to McDonald's and asked for the grimace cum shake and they didn't give it to me what sort of scam are you running

for the last... time, we DON'T SERVE GRIMACE CUM SHAKES. we have never SAID we serve grimace cum shakes. if you want something filled with cum, you go to @burger-king-unofficial, cuz she's got kyle who likes fucking the machines. but we have at least a LITTLE bit of ethics

[annemarieyeretzian]

ashton opening a portal, throwing their hammer through and hitting an enemy, grabbing the hammer as it hurtles back through the same portal and hurtling backward with it to land behind another enemy,,, what’s sexier than barbarians NOTHING

[sweetbunpura]

I imagine Vargas with a Yuu who, for any reason, can't go out much or exercise. Vargas has made a lot out of just getting strong and exercising, now he suddenly gets his kid back and realizes they can't do the same thing.

Vargas, hands Yuu a 5lbs weight: Here kiddo!

Yuu, collapses in a heap:

Vargas has to train his kid like he does Idia. He gets both of them to be workout buddies, thinking it'll be good for both of them.

Idia, complaining: But I don't wanna work out with the scrub!

Yuu: This coming from the walking twig that smells like an melting and expired hot cheetos bag!

Idia: Hey!

Vargas is now rapidly regretting his decision.

[utilitycaster]

I think another massive flaw in some Ludinus' arguments is ... he has been free to roam the world for how many centuries now enacting his plans and justifying his means? He has been preaching to people all over Exandria with his magic megaphone and swaying plenty of people to his cause, freely. Looks to me like the Divine Gate solution works pretty well, no?

TRULY like we know for a fact the gods can just. Cast a 9th level spell every turn when they are physically present even when bound partially by mortal form, and Ludinus knows this too. If the gods were actually controlling everyone's every move why didn't they kill him. Why didn't they destroy the Dwendalian throne for banning half the prime deities, or kill Delilah when she was off fucking around with trying to create a new Betrayer god. The story of Aeor being destroyed by the gods is on the historical record and has been for at least 7 years and they haven't shut it down. Why didn't Pelor just blast Abaddina to bits the second she started talking. Why does Lolth have to wait for a teenage girl to put a hat on before she can act through her. How come Keyleth is out there having been furious at the gods for 3 decades and none of them have taken her off the board. Ludinus keeps being like "we are FORCED to worship them" you literally aren't, Chetney's out here pushing 400 and he's like "I can barely keep the names of the gods straight and have not thought about them for more than 30 seconds at a time until joining Bells Hells", there's entire "godless lands" in parts of Issylra, countless people in Exandria simply aren't religious and truly, no one gives a shit on a large scale. Keyleth and Allura and Percy are all on good terms with Vasselheim; Bertrand was from the Quad Roads and I do not think he had the Lawbearer's blessing if you know what I mean. Ludinus is mad about the Calamity (valid) but he's ultimately just as mad that his mommy and daddy still worshiped the Arch Heart or the Moon Weaver or whoever instead of simmering in rage for the remainder of his life. He and frankly most of the Vanguard sound like that guy who became a violent men's rights activist because his mother made him take an anti-diarrheal when he was a kid.