#ashpanesars

[josephgraham]

happy birthday @ashpanesars !!! 🎂🎉

i hope you have a fantastic day and that tonight’s ep doesn’t disappoint! it’s been great being your mutual these past months and sharing your love for tubbs! 

🎈

[sunsetsover]

i'm so sorry about the election result, it's pure shite :( for headcanons/fics, god PLS do either mama highway coming back oR callum and lexi x

don’t be sorry, it’s not your fault :-( it’s david cameron’s fault.  he literally started this whole shit storm and now he’s pissed off somewhere meanwhile the rest of the country is fucked lmao danny dyer was RIGHT

i would love to talk abt mama highway tbh but i feel like in order to do the subject justice i’d have to really sit down and go back to see what callum/stuart/j*nno have said abt her in the past bc i remember little bits (like didn’t callum talk abt getting a valentine’s card from her last year? but then stuart told whitney that they hadn’t spoken to her in years? so did they retcon that out? idk i have Questions) but i probably don’t remember loads so maybe i’ll come back to her another time and do a proper post abt it. but i do really hope she comes into the picture at some point in the future bc i think it would provide some really good conflict for callum (like just imagine the undeniable anger he’d feel towards her for leaving him with j*nno vs his desire to have a mum and some semblance of his own family... trying to figure out if he wants her around and if can forgive her or if he even WANTS to forgive her... like what if callum wanted to forgive her but stuart wanted nothing to do with her and it caused a rift between them? there’s so much the writers could do w that and it would be so GOOD) and some much needed background/history for callum and stuart. like there’s so much missing there bc none of the highways have really spoken abt her or what happened at all so all we really know is that she left and has (assuming the valentine’s thing has been reconned) never really had anything to do w her sons... but like why did she leave? WHEN did she leave? did she go bc j*nno was an alcoholic and scumbag, or did her leaving make him like that? did she leave for good and basically have nothing to do with any of them, or was she still a mother to them initially? did she try to take them with her, or was she happy to leave them behind and live her own life? does she have other kids now? like??? there is SO much there and it would be so good to explore and it would be so much fun to write.... @ ee hire me

(also lmao i said i wasn’t gonna talk much abt her but look.... i just can’t help myself apparently)

but callum and lexi... god their relationship really is so sweet and i am especially emo abt it today.... i just think it’s so interesting how ben having a kid has never ONCE been a problem for callum like he embraced her straight away and is more than happy to be a part of lexi’s life and god yeah i just love them sm

here are some headcanons for ur enjoyment (i’m sorry i didn’t write u a fic but i do have a lot of callum/lexi in the fics i’m gonna be posting soon so i hope ur not too disappointed 🥺️):

callum is really nervous initially to spend time lexi outside of like normal everyday stuff - like taking her to school, for example, or being around during her bed time. it’s not that he doesn’t like her or doesn’t want to be there, he just doesn’t want to impose. and he worries that he is imposing by doing stuff like that, or maybe she didn’t actually want him there - or around at all - and is just too polite to say. ben assures him, when callum tells him that, that if lexi hadn’t wanted him around she would definitely not have a problem letting everyone know. callum had appreciated him saying that, but didn’t believe him until one day when he was stood in the school playground with ben waiting to pick her up, and she had burst out of the building and went straight for callum, eager to show him the picture she had drawn for him during lunch, when they’d been kept inside because of the weather. ‘oh that’s nice, innit?’ ben had said, feigning insult, ‘you draw a picture for callum, but you don’t draw one for your own dad?’

they bickered playfully while callum had just stared at the picture, a little bit confused as to what it was he was looking at, but appreciative of it all the same. it even had ‘to callum’ in spiky, childish letters written in the top corner.

he turns back into the conversation just in time to catch ben saying ‘no, you can hold callum’s hand if you like him so much’, to which lexi whines and tries to pull ben’s arms away from his chest where he’d crossed them tightly so she can take his hand. he caves a moment later, lifting her up and throwing her over his shoulder and running off with her. a few other parents look over when they hear the commotion - lexi is half laughing, half screaming, and ben is tickling her sides, growling something that sounds like ‘you’re my baby, mine’ - but ben doesn’t even seem to notice. he just stops by the gate, looking back at callum, waiting for him to catch up.

the picture goes straight on his fridge as soon as he gets home. he doesn’t doubt what ben tells him about lexi ever again.

the first time callum and lexi spend proper time alone together, it’s the school holidays and ben is ill at home, and lexi is going a little stir crazy being stuck in the house, which really isn’t helping ben feel any better, but no one else can look after her bc they’re at work or out. so callum offers to take her out for a little while, get her out of ben’s hair so he can rest. he’s never seen ben so grateful.

they only go to the park, but lexi seems excited anyway - holds his hand on the way there without him having to ask, doesn’t wonder too far away from him. he pushes her on the swings for a little while then sits off a ways to watch her play with the other kids at the playground. 

at one point she trips and falls while running and callum absolutely freaks out bc she’s scraped up her knees and palms, but lexi bothered at all. she doesn’t even cry. in fact she’s already stood herself back up by the time callum gets to her, dusting the gravel off her raw knees and palms. she even makes to run off again - callum has to stop her so he can take her somewhere and get her cleaned up.

he’s still freaking out, so he takes her to the pub, figuring mick would know what to do. mick, much to his dismay, laughs when he sees the state callum is in about the whole thing (compared to lexi, who is very much over it), and pulls out a first aid kit for him to use. callum sits her on the bar, and lexi chats to mick about what they’d been doing as callum cleans the dirt off her scrapes, then slathers them in antiseptic cream and carefully puts plasters on both of her knees. he honestly thinks he’d been less stressed dealing with literal war wounds.

callum orders her a lemonade and a packet of crisps out of sheer guilt, which makes mick shoot him a look that screams ‘soft touch’ even as he pulls out a glass and starts filling it. then, as callum passes money to him across the bar, he can’t help but ask mick ‘what am i gonna tell ben and lola? they’re gonna kill me’. mick just laughs. ‘they’re not gonna kill ya. she tripped and scraped her knees, halfway; she’s a kid, these things happen.’ and then he’d passed him his change, and they’d both looked at her, drinking too fast through a straw, kicking her legs against the bar from her stool. ‘look at her,’ mick had said, ‘she’s absolutely fine, ain’t ya?’ and lexi had just smiled around her straw and nodded.

(for the record, ben and lola had not killed him when they had found out. in fact, lola had laughed nearly as hard as mick had when she’d seen how guilty he felt.)

less specific but lexi loving to sit on callum’s shoulders bc he’s so mf tall that she feels like a giant

lexi inviting him to come see her in her school play and callum getting embarrassingly emotional about it

callum being the ONLY ONE who can make her eat her vegetables........ like she will only willingly eat them if she knows callum has cooked them.... it’s actually a bit of a problem bc now she won’t ever eat vegetables anymore....

ben coming home to find lexi AND callum sat on the floor colouring, so immersed they don’t even realize he’s there

callum and lexi being the early risers in the house so most weekends they’ll end up sitting on the couch, sharing a blanket and watching cartoons in the morning while they wait for everyone else to get up

i could literally talk abt callum and lexi all day but i’ll stop there bc this post is long enough as it is but just know i Love Them

💖💖💖

[isabellaofparma]

ivett not to clown but what if ben and callum start seeing other people but start shagging bc they can't keep away from each other.........

[seanslaters]

@ashpanesars he wrote Christmas Day 2007 (Stacey and Max’s affair reveal), the 25th anniversary live episode, Pat’s death and loads more. He also created Max, the Slaters and came up with Stacey’s bipolar story!

[makesomehistory]

ashpanesars replied to your post: i just came back and i’m the guy with the pizzas and the...

ee accidentally posted next week's cliffhangers, including the ballum reunion, and a director is trying to pass them off as deleted scenes but it's all bullshit bc the scenes have already been in articles/spoiler pics lmaooo

WHAT?????? WHERE CAN I WATCH IT??????????? ngl i don’t know how to process all these informations 😂😂

[halfwaysincere]

@ashpanesars replied to your post “how the FUCK did karen not FEEL it was alcohol tho”

how did she not smell a whole bathtub full of gin

people can have stuffy noses but ain’t no one got a cooch that desensitised 

[kinnsporsche]

josephgraham, ashpanesars

@josephgraham​ 

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog: shannon!!!! listen shannon is one of the best people in this fandom and if you’re not followng them then idk what you’re doing honestly. they always provide us with the best and most underappreciated ee content, the chryed content gets me every time i miss them so much. a++ everybody go follow shannon immediately this instant

@ashpanesars 

Do they follow me: Yes | No

Do I follow them: Yes | No | Now

What I think about their blog: ellie!!! my angel!!! i love ellie sm, she’s always providing us with the best content so fast and the colouring on her gifs is stunning! she’s so lovely to talk to and i love screaming and speculating about things that never acutally happen because we’re clowns. we were so convinced that callum was getting shot but look at us now.......clowns. ellie ma’am ilysm

Send me a URL anonymously and I’ll tell you

[bobbedrake]

@ashpanesars replied to your post “keanu ain’t even worthy enough to be the cum on a cumrag. he is the...”

this reads like shakespeare ngl

good. i quoted him.

[drewsbarrymcre]

your colouring on your recent ben/lexi gifset is goRGEOUS OMG

ahh, thank you so much!!

[itwasjustmisplaced]

ashpanesars replied to your post: They should let me write this breakup. It would...

remove miscommunication (that trope breaks me out of hives) and you’ve got perfectionTM

Haha, it’s favorite of mine when it’s dumb. i.e. Callum thinks they are getting back together and Ben is like no this was all a huge mistake. I don’t want certain levels of miscommunication.

[beautifulhigh]

ashpanesars replied to your post: I am watching nothing else but this all weekend.

not to be a shallow gay but gillian anderson has literally never looked hotter

I may be an Ace Heteroromantic but I am not blind and I can fully appreciate this stance.

[josephgraham]

fdjkJKDF IM GONNA WEE

[sunsetsover]

ashpanesars replied to your post “did not think i would be seeing lachlan from emmerdale getting a hand...”

i’m sorry what

sjfkslkflskdlkd this gifset from that sex education show ended up on my dash and it was like. the last thing i ever expected to see.

[isabellaofparma]

ashpanesars replied to your post: initially when pete said there wasn’t much ballum...

honestly i felt like we were spoiled tonight, considering it was denny’s funeral and really the ep should have belonged to sharon. but i think ballum will have like three scenes tonight, but their ily will be a long scene and well-written, if that makes sense?

no, that’s definitely true, the ep belonged to sharon, but i guess because it came after such a strong ep re:ballum, it felt jarring? i’m definitely biased, though. but anyway, tonight should be the night, yesterday was just waiting for phil anyway

[charitydingle]

happy birthday u absolute legend x

thank u, ellie, u babe!! 💗

[makesomehistory]

ashpanesars replied to your post: I’m so intrigued by his face there, what is he looking at??? 🤔

you can hear sirens getting louder during this bit, i think he's looking for police cars

we can hear sirens?? i didn't pay attention then, too distracted by the reunion apparently 😅 thank you!!