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got coffee with zee another t girl at work :D She told me at first she wasn't sure if she was going actually going to show up but she did and that felt affirming for me that I give off the impression of allowing ppl feel comfy . zee is rly into 3d printing and the engineering of electricity things thats what she's getting her degree in which honest clutch girl to hit up when/if your next monitor gets all fucky (RIP first monitor if only u could've held on another 2 months;-;) talked wayyy longer than we both thought about horror movies, traumas that some horror movies explore an projects we wanna do, both us see some overlap so we might be doing collab shit. sooo we hit it off, think if 1 girl asks the other when she gets off work its a sign that she asbolutely hates my guts and is looking for a way to kidnap and and bury me alive in the woods where no one will ever find me but knows I'll make bad fertalizer bc of the baja blast concentrate in my veins so she'll just have to take me back to my place and maybe we'll talk once were back since we're both bored and gay idk we can ws it
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Please allow me to break down this wakanda forever scene for my personal entertainment and the mere reason why I think it's the funniest shit I have ever seen
So we have Namor who is blabbering his sob story to a stranger foreigner surface-dweller princess he met once and who has known for a total of... five minutes, give or take. But whatever, we are on a tight schedule, on the brink of war and with the risk of being exposed any minute, plus we are trying to form an alliance with above mentioned princess and her country, that seems to be the only one to have something in common with his own, so it's fine.
ANYWAY, he has just finished unraveling his people's but especially his entire life story because he wants Shuri to understand why he has to do what he has to do, and she starts arguing back, trying to find a common ground. A peaceful solution for both parties. Which... fair. Usual diplomatic stuff. They are both making sense.
Then Shuri says THIS:
Mind you, he is a mutant god king. A mutant god king of 500 years old. He has seen and heard a lot of things, nothing should faze him that's what I am saying. And technically has the upper hand, considering he is also sort of holding her hostage (she asked to be brought there but still) and yet:
Stunned. Absolutely flabbergasted. Looks like his brain is stammering and failing to elaborate what's happening.
But Shuri keeps going, smart and confident in her ability to turn things around.
She even smiles. And that's it. He is done. Now we can actually see his braincells on the loose, helplessly scattering around. Live.
(500 years old. Let me remind you. 500.)
Then... this. Whatever this is.
1 Why are you swaying your hand around. And so dramatically. Besides, you gave her that dress.
And 2... what are you doing. Where are you looking. Please focus we are in the middle of a diplomatic meeting that could decide the fate of both of your nations for crying out loud.
But no. No no no. We are not done. If that wasn’t enough already:
Which... scary. Shuri is genuinely unnerved, like everyone with common sense would be.
He is just stating how things are. He is being serious, after all we are talking about a secret underwater kingdom that has been hidden for centuries, but no-
Look at him. He is so proud. So cheeky for having delivered this stupid joke he is probably mentally giving himself a pat on the back for having thought of it in the first place.
Look at her face. Look at her. She is a mix between "dafuq dude" and "are you for real"
GUYS IT'S HILARIOUS I COULDN’T STOP WHEEZING. HE PROBABLY THOUGHT HE DID SOMETHING. HE PROBABLY THINKS HE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE.
I am not even gonna say anything about the fact that after her proposition he raised zero-to-none complain and/or hesitation about showing his super secret beloved kingdom that he has been going above and beyond to protect for centuries to a girl he met yesterday whom he talked to for a total of now ten minutes. Because... really.
#that’s your bad manipulative man?#REALLY?#the 500 year old with a sense of humor of an old man#and asbolutely zero game?#that one?#OKAY#namor x shuri#namuri#nashuri#seaprincess#shuri#namor#black panther#wakanda forever#mcu
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since cr2 characters keep on showing up in cr3 can we see the most important girl on exandria 👇👇
#yea ill use the transfem pride flag image for this one#i straight up dont know whats happening in cr3 btw so dont tell me it wouldnt make sense bc i am saying this without assuming#that it could . i think she he they should be there#kiddo say#i just made katsu. asbolutely obliterated . food . rice. seaweed. ough . .
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Hey uhh. If you're an aro person who doesn't want to be in a relationship/doesn't like relationships,
and you ended up in one either by accident or intentionally, and then realised you didn't want to be in it,
even if you ended up hurting somebody in that process I just wanna say, you're not evil for that, you didn't lead anybody on and even if you hate yourself for that, I don't hate you for that.
Feelings are complicated and while it sucks that you hurt somebody, you're not a villain or a manipulator or anything for that, and no matter how it's affecting your own opinion of yourself, me, personally, as some random guy, I don't hate you for it, hope that helps.
#super big disclaimer this is absolutely not directed at anybody I know. It can asbolutely apply to you if you feel like it does#but it's not intentionally directed at you. I'm just talking in general cause i know it's part of the aro experience for some people#aromantic
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Hottest JJBA Outfit Bracket - Round 1 Match 48
#okay miu miu's design is a lot#i like most of it but there's a lot going on at once and it can get cluttered#but the sweater is cute and interesting and i like the ''fishnet'' tights#her hair is cool too#josuke is a design i wish i liked more because it is pretty iconic but its not my personal taste#i do love the heart cutout on the jacket and i have a very personal affection for the zippers on his shirt#but the overall shape of the uniform kinda annoys me idk#ugh im indecisive none of them had anything i asbolutely hate or absolutely love#miuccia miuller#jjba miu miu#miu miu#higashikata josuke#josuke higashikata#stone ocean#diamond is unbreakable#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#who's hotter jjba#hottest jjba outfit bracket#jjba minor
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i love them sm~🎃
#fucking cannot#ray is an asbolute angel#and i just#fuck#happy fucking ray monday#ray monday#ray toro#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#mcr5#mcrmy#frnkiero#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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i know u arent doing art fight but i wanted to doodle miwa anyway............ i love him so much. i hope this is at least a little bit in character
UWAH? UUUU? .?????????? ITS SO IN CHARACTER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh my godddd this goes onto the pile of like 4 other OC fanarts I have that arent my sona. oh my GODDDDDDD. BOATEMBOYS...JASPER.........WHAAAAGH I love him. I love him so much. You don't understand how much I love him. Oh and the autism creature form is fantastic too lmao
#blabber#ough that ref sheet is so old Im glad its served its function in spite of this. oughhh my son. My son#my son!!!! Uwaaaaaaaaaah sobbing#thank you forever. Yes he would asbolutely be enamoured by a tiny sprout of plant. it matches his hair
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can’t wait for them to murder each other :))
#It Has Been Foretold (by the foreshadowing)#LOVE when characters have the option to Simply Say Yes and avoid a bunch of problems but instead they say No#for some stupid reason and it fucks up their entire life as well as their loved ones#it’s the ASBOLUTE best#like. hell yeah! stubborn bastard rights!!!!!#he is going to say No for some dumbass reason that makes no sense and everyone is going to die and i am SO excited#i still have over 100 pages left and i already miss all my lovers so much i’m so SAD#i don’t want to gooooooooo
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#cas.txt#dean winchester#spn#15x20#dean's death#dean#spn finale#supernatural#spnblr#FUCKING HELLO. OH MY GODEDD OH MY FUCKING GOD.#UNREAL#INSANE#I CANT BELVEIR THIS. FUCKING. THE ODDS#OH MY GODDDD#FIRST AND ONLY DEAHT BY THE FUCKING WAY.#kill toys#LOSING MY ASBOLUTE FUCKING MINDDDD#i am lightheadeddddddd PLEASEEEEE.#THE FUCKING ODDS....#IM SICK
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WAIT HOLY SHIT I FORGOT I GOT KILL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE FOR FREE
#wilson when he gets to play another game with an older man who asbolutely smells like booze and piss 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯#bzzt! is this thing on
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I have a hot take about Giyuu but I am. Frightened
#not that I think everyone is mischaracterizing or that I think I’m the definitive authority on Giyuu#because I haven’t even read the manga so I ASBOLUTELY am not#but I just think people (me) are so quick to like. babygirlify everything he does and make him such a cringefail little loser#that they forget he’s. kind of mean lol. he has a temper!!!!#I for one love his temper I think it’s hilarious and incredibly valid and SUPER fun to write#and I know most of it is probably either unintentional or like. a cover for his tender soft boy heart or something#but like. LET MY BOY BE A BITCH!!!! it’s FUNNY and he DESERVES IT#I have examples but idk I’m. afraid#so it’s staying in the tags for now#SOFTLAUNCHING MY GIYUU HOT TAKE#postcards from stupid town
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Hey sorry if you already know, but I'm assuming you don't because you're just getting into Project Moon's games now? But that company has severely mistreated workers (and then tried suing worker's unions who tried to do something about it), and very unjustly fired one of their artists to cater to the will of extreme misogynists. This was all brought to light a bit over a year ago, but the legal battles are still ongoing iirc. Feel like you should at least be made aware of what they've done if you're supporting their works. I don't know if any current fans even acknowledge this because everyone who cared about all that left a long time ago. If you want more details about everything I can message you off anon about it.
oh what in the fuck. thank you for bringing this to my attention i hadnt seen any information at all about this before this point. what an appalling situation
#asks#lobocorpo#truly thank you for telling me about this. a very shocking thing to learn abt especially with not seeing ANY mention of it the few--#--times ive walked into fandom tags for the series#absolute nightmare trying to parse thru the information online and form a solid narrative especially regarding the leviathan copyright--#--lawsuit + the artists history w project moon (ppl claiming they lied abt getting wrongfully fired but having asbolutely no source to--#--back that up ???) but fucking hell. very clear that the company has a pattern of mistreating workers#will say that mine interest has only rlly gone as far as looking at the wiki and engaging w lobocorpo almost entirely thru the--#--abnormalities alone. still upsetting to realize that interest is tainted w these very real cruelties
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sorry to any real indian people that might get caught in the crossfire, but indian blue check bot i see on twitter, indian blue check bot i block my god elon crust i'm in your walls.
#what an asbolutely unusable platform idk why i keep insisting on openning the replies#IF I BLOCK ENOUGH BOTS MAYBE I WONT SEE THEM ANYMORE. BUT THEY KEEP POPPING UP. HELP.#according to jules
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okay, okay, okay, so!!
so i feel like yosano would be an electro claymore user, and a healer/sub dps! like, her skill could be something that does small bursts of damage, and her burst would be something that healed the whole team like kokomi. maybe it would heal more depending how low the rest of the team's health is?
and then i think kunikida would be geo or dendro catalyst, i can't decide which, but he would be able to buff or shield people? kenji would also be dendro, but probably a sub dps similar to kaeya or xingqiu, even if im not sure what weapon he'd have. ranpo definitely has an anemo vision in my mind, probably because he's so outwardly lighthearted and carefree.
i feel like kyouka and kouyou should have a pretty similar kit and the same weapon, even if i don't think they'd have the same element.
okay but chuuya and dazai gotta be able to play together. other people have mentioned chuuya being a claymore with an anemo/geo delusion and vision (i can't remember which was which) and i like that!! but dazai also was an executive, so maybe he would have a hydro vision and an anemo delusion. it would be neat if he had a kit similar to mona's, with a taunt skill and a burst that can buff other people, but it'd be interesting if it could imply a debuff as well!
....... i have too many more thoughts on this.
omg a taunt skill would be so cool also hydro dazai?? hello?? investing he would look so pretty in blue <33
a lot of ppl have said kuni should be a geo shielder and IK YOU GUYS ARE JUST SAYING THAT BC HE LOOKS LIKE ZHONGLI. STOP BEING UNORIGINAL /JJJ (my first thought seeing him in the show was wow whats zhongli genshin impact doing here? he's blond now lmao)
#koyou and kyouka would asbolutely have similar kits i think kyouka would be cryo and kouyou would be pyro tbh#YOSANO.. YOURE SO SMART SHE WOULD ABSOLUTELY BE A TANK/HEALER LIKE NATASHA HSR#honestly i think mona has the closest kit to what i'm envisioning for dazai like he does minimal dmg on his own#and exists solely to debuff enemies/increase elemental res (maybe heal???)#(if he were a catalyst he could use prototype amber so ig it would work LMFAO)#lotus’s asks
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Started from the bottom now we're here
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