#as you can tell these are all Very Serious and Bothersome Offenses

[themarsbar]

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[plus-size-reader]

Freedom pt.2

Dwight x Plus size!reader

Word Count: 1517 words

Warnings: none 

Summary: Negan’s daughter trying to negotiate the suggestion Dwight had, even though it could be dangerous for them both

Part 1

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"We are going to run away"

As soon as the words left Dwight's lips, he regretted them. Not for the sake of them, of course, but because there was no taking them back. After the way running away had gone for him the first time, it was a terrible idea.

A dangerous idea.

If he tried to do it again and failed, there was no telling what Negan would do to him and if he took you with him, it was surely a death sentence. Your dad would kill him for that, even if you tried to tell him that you took part in it.

...Even if you told him why you'd done it

Really, you could have told him anything and there was a good chance Negan wouldn't listen. Not even his little princess could make a lapse in trust and judgment okay. Dwight would surely die for something like that.

Still, there was just something about you that made the blonde not care.

As stupid as he knew it was to even entertain the idea of taking you and getting as far away from the Sanctuary as possible, you were worth the risk to him.

The dreamy look on your face as you looked at this place, and the people that lived there was more than enough for him to be willing to risk it all. You were beautiful, and he was sure that he would be willing to do anything even if it just made you smile.

It was worth more than anything to him.

You were shocked that he would even say something like that, but it would be a lie to say that it didn't also make you really happy. Even if he wasn't entirely serious, it was something that you often found yourself dreaming about when you were alone.

The idea of getting out and living the life you'd always craved.

"You really mean it? You think that we could do that?" you gasped, now speaking in a much more hushed tone. It was clear that you were thinking over what that could mean, or how it would work.

There were a lot of moving parts and the chances of you being able to actually pull it off were slim to none. There was no way that you could pull it off without anyone finding out and even if you did do it somehow, Negan would surely send everyone he had after you both.

If Dwight thought he'd went all out the first time he'd tried to run away from the sanctuary, there was no comparison to how it would be if you actually went through with this.

You knew your father pretty well, and if he had to, he would send every Savior out after you. Nothing would be too much to get you back home.

It just wasn't something you could risk

You wanted to make it work so bad, and you would have done anything to get out of there but you just didn't want to risk Dwight in order to do it. Even if you had to stay trapped within the walls of the sanctuary, like a prisoner, you knew that D would be safe that way.

As soon as you two left that compound, there was nothing you could do to guarantee that he would be protected from your dad's wrath.

You just weren't sure that the small chance you had at freedom was going to be worth the potential loss that you would sustain if you two got caught. Negan would probably lock you away for the rest of your life if he found out you were even having this conversation.

He would take it as a personal offense, as if you had both rejected him, and that just wasn't going to work.

You both just needed to face the facts.

There was no future for you two in which you just got to happily be together. Even if you wanted to try and make it work within the sanctuary, you could never tell anyone about it or take the chance that they could find out.

You would constantly be hiding away from the rest of the world.

"I'd like to try" he shrugged, reaching out to slowly take your hand in his own, once he'd checked to make sure that none of the other Saviors were around to see you. It was a little bothersome, to have to constantly cover your tracks, but you had to make due.

As much as you hated feeling like a secret, like he was ashamed of you, you understood why it had to be that way. If you wanted to be alive, this was just what you had to do.

"It's too dangerous, we could never do that" you decided finally, just in time to catch a glimpse of Negan headed toward where you both were. Then without even looking back, you stood from your place and headed toward him.

It broke your heart to do that, to switch it up that way when you were so close to getting what you'd always wanted but the danger it would put Dwight in just wasn't worth it to you. You would rather never speak to him again than lose him trying to be selfish.

If something you did got him killed, you were sure you'd never get over it.

That left Dwight in a pretty strange place, confused as to how quickly the conversation had soured, but maybe he'd just hit a nerve. It was stupid for him to even think something like that could work.

"I want to go home now" you announced, your words more than an order than anything else but Negan didn't even give it a second thought. The raid was wrapping up and there was no reason for you to stay, so he got you all set up in Simon's truck and you were on your way.

...And just as you pulled away, you caught sight of Dwight, standing there where you'd left him.

He had no idea how he managed to get himself into this position, but one thing was for sure, this whole thing wasn't over for either of you. Consequences be damned,  that couldn't be how this ended.

~

You didn't see Dwight again until a few days later, as you had been pretty obviously avoiding him but eventually, he got the better of you. The sanctuary was only so big and you couldn't stay away from him forever.

"Hey, is everything okay? I haven't seen you for a while" he started, catching you on your way up the stairway. Right now, it was just the two of you in that space but you knew it wouldn't be that way for very long.

Rather than stop to answer his question, you just kept scaling the stairs, desperately hoping that he would just move on and leave you alone. Though, with the clear feelings you had for one another, it was a longshot.

...And it wasn't like this was easy for you in the first place.

You didn't like having to stay away from Dwight, who was easily your favorite person in this whole compound. It was all just too real for you there in Alexandria, talking about the future that you could share.

The danger, and the potential made for a deadly combination and it would just be easier for everyone if you put a stop to it entirely. You wouldn't lose him to some childish dream, that never should have happened at all.

There was no future for either of you, and you just needed to accept that now.

"Dwight, just stop. We can't do this anymore" you decided finally, hoping that would be enough to discourage him. It wasn't of course, but you had to try. Even if he made a choice to ignore your warnings entirely, you couldn't be a part of it anymore.

You didn't have the luxury of being naïve anymore.

Your actions had consequences and if you had the wrong choices, you would have to face them.

"Just talk to me. I can fix this" he tried, grabbing your wrist gently in his own. It was enough to spin you around to face him, though you yanked your arm free as soon as you met his eyes. This was real life and if he couldn't make the right call, you weren't going to give him an option at all.

It was as simple as that.

"Do you have any idea what could happen to you? That burn will seem like a slap on the wrist if dad catches us here" you reminded, not really willing to find out if your words were the truth.

You'd seen him do much worse for much less.

You could see in the blonde's face that he was trying his hardest to find some way to convince you that wasn't true, but he couldn't. So, before he could make this any worse than it already was, you opened the door to your floor, only stopping briefly before leaving completely.

"Goodbye D"

[roccinan]

Why does Martín get so disproportionately larger sympathy from the fandom than Andrés? Sure, it sucks to lose the love of your life but Andrés lost Martín too?? And he has the terrible disease on top. i know he's a bad person but martín is the same level of bad lmao. I don't really get it, because he cries more on screen? And with Helsinki it's - 'Helsinki wil fix martín' but isn't Helsinki who needs more help? it's - interesting how fandoms work.

You're really just throwing me to the wolves with this ask, anon LOL

Serious answer: I'm probably not the best person to ask because I'm very open about the fact that I never really sympathized with Martin (or Andres). Like, I barely felt sorry for him, even a little bit. So I can only personally speak for myself (and the people who share my opinion)- I think it's because of the lover/beloved thing in addition to the on-screen crying (which Andres also did a lot lmao)? Or because Martin sat down and gave Helsinki that "pain is a loan" speech?? On the surface, Martin loved a man who didn't love him back and/or couldn't be with him. And I guess many people suffered from unrequited crushes?? Which is why it made Martin easier to "relate" to?

It's just a guess on my end. But I do think it's telling that more people sympathize with Martin "because Andres didn't love him back, what a jerk !111" than because Martin's best friend literally died. I've also seen parts of the fandom say their relationship was toxic because Andres emotionally manipulated Martin into staying by his side for 10 years which is LMAO that's literally like saying Raquel manipulated Angel into a toxic relationship. Laughable! So of course, that take holds zero weight for me and I actually find it extremely insulting towards Martin as a person.

And the ironic thing is I started out reading/writing for the fandom more sympathetic to Martin than Andres. But after a while, certain fanon (that was just everywhere I looked) turned me into the opposite! Like overnight, I became more of an Andres sympathizer because the Martin sympathy was so disproportionate to the point where it was offensive. To both of them.

To each their own, but I think Martin in canon is a fantastic character and it really bothers me when he's turned into a self-absorbed, self-pitying incel just because someone (general) thinks that's what a sympathetic character should be like: someone who's never to blame and is just the victim of everyone else. But that's not who Martin is to me, and that kind of character is just not my cup of tea.

Andres is also a compelling character in his own right (bad person, but very fleshed out- like Martin!), and reducing him to either the source of all of Martin's problems, the solution to all his problems, or both somehow, leaves a bad taste in my mouth. His character is more than "guy Martin was in love with" and more than a prop to Martin's issues.

It's bothersome enough when the disproportionate (sometimes outright ooc) sympathy happens in berlermo, but it's just plain Ridiculous when it happens with Helsinki. Because EXACTLY, Helsinki has the more tragic story + he lost way more in the bank than Martin + Martin was the one who treated him like crap in the first place. Logically, Martin should be the one here to heal and help Helsinki.

But you rarely see the fandom talk about it like that? I used to be a casual he/lermo shipper too, and again, these disproportionate takes turned it into my NOTP overnight!! Amazing! It's always about how Helsinki can help Martin do X and X, how Helsinki should forgive Martin for everything, how Helsinki cHoSe this path so he should deal with it, how Helsinki just needs to understand Martin's sad past and the dAmaGe Andres caused, etc. etc. Very very very rarely is it ever about how Martin should try to understand things from Helsinki's pov or how Martin should be more selfless and put Helsinki's happiness above his own. Not even going to get into how these takes don't even allow Helsinki to be upset with Martin over Nairobi's death for over an hour.

Again, people can believe what they want and like what they want, but I'm not obligated to respect any of these takes when the same people who say those things about hele/rmo also think Andres (and sometimes Sergio) need to commit ritual suicide in order to earn Martin's forgiveness. I've even seen fans try to paint Helsinki as emotionally manipulative towards Martin or as secretly villainous because he blew the tunnel in the Mint, and I just have No Words.

Everyone has their own favs and interpretations, but it's unfair to the source material and to the other characters if they're so clouded by their sympathy/relatability to 1 character that they start throwing everyone else under the bus while erasing everything that made their fav compelling in the first place.

adfasdfasdf I typed up a bit of a tangent there. Hope it kind of answered your ask? My most interesting takeaway from all this is that the disproportionate sympathy made me sympathize with Martin LESS. But that's not saying I never sympathize with him nowadays- I still did in vol. 2 (was so happy for his ending!), and if the fic's characterization is FANTASTIC enough, I love him with all my heart.

[redwritinghood]

for a lamen writing prompt maybe something like enenmy secret agents or assassins

YES. ngl though kinda gets soft rather than action/adventure-y 

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A shadow fell over Damen’s desk and he knew he was about to get bad news. Nikandros never loomed behind him to ask what bar they were going to after work.

“What’s up?” Damen turned in his chair and looked up at Nik’s dark expression.

“You’re being taken off field duty,” he said and folded his arms, guarding against Damen’s objections.

“Why?” Damen asked standing.

“Intel has discovered a hit was put out on you and an assassin has already accepted the job.”

“That doesn’t mean I should be taken off field duty,” Damen said.

“Yes,” Nik emphasized his words, “it does.”

“That’s what the person who put the hit out wants. I’m obviously on to something with my case. Besides, I have to go outside at some point, you can’t keep me locked away in the building.”

Nikandros stood firm in his decision, staring Damen down with no chance of relenting.

“Nik—” Damen began.

“Don’t even start.”

“Just let me—”

“No. Desk duty.” Nik ended the conversation by marching away.

The threat was bothersome but Damen determinedly went about his daily schedule. Only under scrutiny did he realize how predictable his routine was. Particularly the mornings. After the gym, he went to the same cafe and made an excellent target when he sat outside to eat his breakfast. There were even tall buildings across the street, an ideal place for a sniper to nest and take him out. This was where Damen would set his trap.

“Damn it, Damen, you aren’t even trying to be careful.” Nikandros’s shadow loomed over Damen’s desk and he turned in his chair to look up at the grumpy expression.

“You said desk duty and I’ve been here, at my desk, for over a week.”

“That doesn’t matter if you’re just going to walk around the city unprotected.” 

“Exactly,” Damen agreed, “I’m more likely to be shot outside of work, so you should probably just let me back on my case.”

For a moment, Nikandros was speechless. “You’re unbelievable. I’ll start having you escorted to and from work in an armored vehicle if that’s what it takes.”

“No thanks, I’ll handle this myself,” Damen said.

“Handle what yourself?” Nikandros asked. His face was darkening to an unhealthy color.

“My assassin,” Damen said. Nikandros opened his mouth then closed it, a vein prominent on his forehead. Damen had mercy, and said, “As in I think after Friday I’ll be working from home.”

Nikandros recovered enough to say, “Fine,” before he stormed off.

Damen had been certain to follow his same routine for a week, most importantly taking his breakfast outside the cafe. Everything else he let vary to be certain the assassin considered the cafe was the best place to strike. Now he just had to force the date and time. Only two days until Friday and Damen continued his morning routine, but was careful when he visited the cafe. One morning he’d been purposefully late so his breakfast went with him to the office, the next day he was fortunate the forecast had been reliable and ate inside to avoid the rain. 

His assassin had to know Friday would be their last chance. The night before, Damen prepared, packing his gym bag differently than normal. His body thrummed with nervous energy. He was excited.

At the cafe, Damen had to plan his moves carefully. His pulse was loud in his ears as he stepped outside claiming his usual table. After setting his breakfast down he re-entered the building hoping it appeared like he planned on returning to his meal and the sniper would wait. Instead, Damen went out the back, pulling his hood over his head he bolted across the street far enough from the cafe to go unnoticed. The schematics for the buildings had been obtained through work and he had used them to memorize the quickest path to the place a sniper would likely set up camp.

The gun came out of the shoulder holster when he was close to where he predicted the sniper would be. The top two floors were empty, closed off for construction until someone bought the office space. The area was plywood walls, with multiple trip hazards, and plastic flapping in the breeze. It was exactly where a movie or tv show would depict a waiting assassin. 

He turned the corner and aimed the handgun at nothing. The space was empty. Damen could barely hear over his heartbeat. His stomach had dropped with disappointment. Carefully he approached one of the open windows where the hot summer air blew in uninhibited. The cafe was easily visible, he could even see a pigeon attacking his breakfast sandwich. This was the best vantage point for a sniper. 

Unless. 

Unless the person he was looking for never did the expected. Damen thought quickly. Where would there be another vantage point? 

There was another spot. The adjacent building had its large industrial AC units on the roof. They would hide a person easily, but the line of sight would be a different angle. Even an experienced marksman would have some difficulty lining up the shot. 

It was loud. The flat rooftop vibrated. The large units and giant exhaust pipes created a maze. Gun still in hand, he approached the probable sniper spot. There wasn’t a clear view, he couldn’t tell if an assassin waited only a few feet away. 

A sharp beam of sunlight reflected into his eyes. He threw up a hand seeing a singular bright spot near the ledge. It was a small mirror. 

Damen’s heart was in his throat. The assassin had been able to see him coming. He turned in time. A figure dressed entirely in black rolled out from behind a vent pipe, rifle braced to the shoulder. Damen dove for cover barely fitting between the metal units. The assassin was swift and nimble, leaping onto the platform above Damen. He grabbed the attacker’s ankle and the body hit with a metallic hollow thump. On his back, he aimed the rifle at Damen’s face. Only a foot away, Damen was able to catch the barrel and redirect it away from his body. Black boots kicked off Damen’s chest, he slid backward off the unit and ripped the rifle from Damen’s grasp. 

There was a glimpse of the figure as the assassin disappeared into another row. Smaller than Damen, he hid easily. Whereas Damen had to crouch down to keep from being seen. The motors from the ACs masked most sounds and unable to rely on sound or vision, Damen had to trust his instincts. 

Just a flash of black was seen from his peripheral, but it gave him enough time to turn and block an assault. Too close to use the rifle like a gun, the assassin had swung it as a club. The blow had landed on Damen’s forearm. It stung but he reached out to catch the black figure. He would undoubtedly have the upper hand in wrestling or hand-to-hand combat. 

His arm was kicked aside, the movement grounded in a martial arts stance. Damen squared-off, a balanced position. The assassin’s face was hidden beneath a black hood so Damen wouldn’t be able to read the expressions and interpret the next move. It came with speed and agility, using the rifle like a bo staff. Damen had to block both the gun and another kick. He tried to snatch the rifle but still held his own gun and only had the one free hand. The assassin was skilled, more acrobatic, using the varying heights of the units to his advantage. It made Damen have to evade spinning kicks at head height. 

It was very impressive. The ninja-like skill of the assassin was a contrast to Damen’s sturdy defense. The only advantage was speed, there wasn’t enough power to do serious harm, and Damen was mostly concerned with the rifle. The enemy was smart, knowing to stay out of reach and use the gun like two separate weapons. It had to be blocked when used as a club and avoided when the barrel pointed at him. All of this was done while fending off the distracting barrage of attacks. 

Damen moved backward, careful of tripping hazards, and eventually stepped into a clearing where he thought he would have the advantage. Damen took the offensive, also experienced in martial arts. His opponent was skilled even without the help of the varying terrain. He moved deftly, skirting the edge of Damen’s reach. He caught the rifle and only had the one hand to hold on with. The assassin tried turning the gun to dislodge Damen’s grip, but he held on. Quickly, he pushed forward, walking the assassin back into a corner, and trapped him against the brick. Damen’s body held him there, unable to escape, the rifle a hard line between them. 

Damen ripped off the hood. Blond hair spilled out into piercing blue eyes. The pale face flushed from exertion. Their bodies pressed together, Damen could feel him trying to catch his breath.

A golden brow lifted, “You’re getting slow.”

“You put a hit out on me?” Damen asked.

“Now you look more important. How many agents can boast an assassination attempt?”

“Laurent,” Damen groaned.

“If I were actually here to kill you, you’d be dead. I know I’m the best but you should be more careful.”

“I was fairly certain it was you.”

“And what if it wasn’t? What were you going to do with that unloaded pistol?”

“You’re carrying around a paintball gun.” Damen released the rifle and so did Laurent. It fell and there were only clothes between them. “There’s a clip in my pocket,” Damen stated.

“That’s something I suppose. Now about your schedule—”

“I know,” Damen said, “I’ll work on that. What else am I doing wrong?”

“You haven’t kissed me yet,” Laurent said, blue eyes bright.

The handgun clattered to the ground. Damen pulled him close with a strong grip on the slim waist. Laurent’s lips parted and eyelashes dipped in anticipation of the kiss. Damen stroked a thumb along his jaw, briefly cementing the moment in his mind before he leaned in to take Laurent’s mouth. Laurent went to his toes, hands traveled up Damen’s arms to circle his neck and bring him closer. 

There was an urgency. A need. It had been too long. Damen couldn’t seem to hold Laurent close enough. He pressed him back into the wall and lifted him with hands beneath his thighs, bouncing him once for a steadier hold. Laurent assisted by wrapping legs around his waist. Damen reclaimed his mouth and Laurent made a soft sound, body arching into Damen’s.  

“I’ve missed you,” Damen breathed, his face turned into the slender neck. 

Laurent’s hands tangled in his hair, the grip almost painful with his fierce hold. “Fuck me,” he said.

“Here? On a rooftop?”

“Yes.”

“We can go to the apartment—”

“Now,” Laurent said, desperation roughening his voice.

“What about—”

Laurent moved his hips, just so, and the air escaped Damen. Leaning in with mouth against his ear he said, “I’ve already prepared.”

Damen nearly fell over. “Okay,” he choked.

—

As an internationally wanted assassin and government secret agent, they tried to not be seen together. Damen took a cab to the apartment. Laurent got there somehow. He was climbing through the window as Damen unlocked the door.

“Perhaps we should hire a maid.” Laurent swiped his fingers across the dusty desk. The apartment was only used when they were both in town, which wasn’t often, it could be a financial drain but was a more reliable hiding place than a hotel.

“Hey, get over here,” Damen said, throwing the blankets off the bed. Laurent complied, smiling as Damen pulled him down into the sheets. It was clumsy at first, with the same rushed need as the rooftop, but this time clothes were coming off. Laurent’s outfit was convoluted and frustrating like always.

“Do you think you’re Batman or something?” Damen grumbled after struggling with knee and elbow pads only to discover wrist sheaths complete with six-inch blades.

“I’d probably look good in a cape,” Laurent said, watching with amusement as Damen fought the buckles and straps. 

There was a pile of weapons when they were finished. Damen knew they would have to sort through them later. It would be very hard to explain how his government-issued firearms had ended up in the hands of an assassin.

—

“I missed you too.” Laurent languidly rolled onto his back, his voice thick with satisfaction.

“How long are you staying?” Damen asked, moving to kiss his bare shoulder.

“I have a plane tomorrow night.”

“That’s not long enough,” Damen groaned, dropping his head into Laurent’s neck.

“I know,” Laurent said, stroking Damen’s hair. “We have Paris in two months.”

“You’re not going to forget?”

“I didn’t forget about New York, I couldn’t make it and I’ve apologized a hundred times. Besides this is our anniversary.” Laurent lifted his hand into the sunlight filtering in through the window. He wore the gold woven band shaped to look like a laurel wreath. Damen's matching ring was worn on a chain around his neck. He wished he could wear it on his hand but no one knew he was married. 

“What’s the gift for five years?” Damen asked.

“Wood,” Laurent replied, still admiring his ring.

“I have that now,” Damen said, rolling over on top of him. 

Laurent snorted, unamused, “While I envy your stamina, you are lacking in wit.” He sat up pushing Damen off. “I need food.”

Once dinner was ordered and delivered, Laurent explained the new pink scar on his bicep and told of his recent adventure in Iceland. Damen suspected he downplayed the violence and danger.

“Where are you going after this?” Damen had settled in behind Laurent, hugging him to his chest face resting against the back of the blond head.

“Home. Briefly.”

“I haven’t been to France since—”

“Since you arrested me?”

“I was going to say since we met,” Damen said. “I didn’t technically arrest you.”

“No, you just cuffed me to a bed.”

“You were being a pain in the ass,” Damen laughed, absently running his knuckles along the naked pale thigh. 

Five years ago, Damen had been given the task of gathering evidence against a corrupt politician, only to constantly have Laurent in his way, even appearing as a waiter at a fundraising event. Threats of incarceration hadn’t frightened him away. At the time if Damen had known who Laurent really was he wouldn’t have simply used threats, but instead thought he was a lackey being used to distract Damen from his case. At the party, the mini-feud had escalated to Damen tying Laurent to a bed, which had escalated to something else. Laurent then shared a partial truth that the corrupt politician was his uncle and he was after him for personal vengeance. A tentative partnership had been formed and from there the chaos had only escalated, ending in a marriage.

For the agency, it was still an open case, and for Laurent, it was his main mission. He had even claimed he would retire afterward and made a joke about becoming a trophy wife. Damen wasn’t optimistic, Laurent liked his adventures and he secretly worried he couldn’t keep him entertained. 

They had fallen into a comfortable silence. While Damen petted Laurent, he removed the chain from Damen’s neck and slipped the ring onto his finger where it belonged. Laurent held his hand next to Damen’s comparing the bands while on the appropriate finger. Endeared by the quiet reverie, Damen held him a little closer.

Laurent turned in his arms, kneeling, face above Damen’s. The cool hands held his face, thumb caressing cheekbones. He looked into Damen’s face the same way he had admired the rings together. Gently he pressed a kiss to Damen’s forehead. The tenderness and adoration of it made Damen’s heart ache.

“I love you,” Laurent said it in his language before he kissed him.

Neither wanted to sleep when they’re time together was so brief, but it went by too quickly anyway and Laurent left the next evening.

—

Damen was sure he remembered there being a newspaper stand near the Eiffel Tower. When he found it, he bought the day's paper and flipped to the story he wanted. A few weeks ago it had been on the front page around the continent. Plane crash over the Meditteranean. Twenty-one dead, thirty-four survivors, six missing. Pictures of the six had made it into the media. After a time, three had been found alive, one dead, with two still missing. The images were still in circulation and Damen found them on page seven. He put a finger over the blond head printed in black and white. 

The face next to Laurent’s was also recognizable. It had been over five years now but Damen knew the flat-nose face of Govart, one of the uncle’s henchmen. It couldn’t be a coincidence. Two months ago, 4am, and wrapped in Damen’s arms Laurent had told him it was almost over, that he was close to finding his vengeance.

When the news first came out and Damen had seen the headline and photo of Laurent on the front page he had quit his job. Laurent was alive. Damen was certain and he would find him.

[ships-for-you]

Dl and free matchup, if possible? I’m a 5’4, ISFJ and leo/virgo cusp female. I have an hourglass figure, darkgreen eyes, long blonde hair and fair skin. I’m usually quiet, but can be loud. I’m stubborn, thoughtful, headstrong, straightforward, but also secretly emotional. I like being active, reading, cooking, new adventures, scary things, fashion, music, art, animals and sybaritic tastes. I dress according to mood. I’m very into dark humour. I’m both serious and relaxed. thx!😇

I'd like to note that for your DL matchup, it could be a bit triggering(?) Or violent, in that regard. It could also be a bit offensive but when it comes to the DL fandom, we can only expect this much.😅

For Free, I ship you with Sosuke Yamazaki!

I personally found you to be Sosuke’s type.

Being quite stubborn and headstrong, I feel as if someone as level-headed and composed such as Sosuke will be able to keep someone like you on the correct mindset.

Sosuke is the type of person that although doesn’t openly state his feelings a lot, he’ll be sure to express it through his actions to compensate since that’s just in his character to do so.

He may always seem like he doesn’t care,

 and usually he doesn’t, since he doesn’t like to sweat the small stuff,

but he does and it shows with people he’s close to like Rin, and his group mates.

Sosuke isn’t particularly interested in relationships, I feel like but if he does feel like it,

he’ll know.

You’d have to be a friend of Gou’s or the Iwatobi swim team since Samezuka is an all-boy’s school so…

Like you would have to have been a transfer student because you wanted to experience the luxury of Japan firsthand, or something like that.

You’d probably bond with Gou over more feminine things like the cutesier side of your fashion tastes and the like.

When you like stuff like skirts, dresses, blouses or whatever, you’re pretty self-indulgent with it and tend to burn cash on it since you know you’ll look good in it, so why not?

Gou would be your shopping buddy, whether you actually buy something or just window shopping and eating sweets and stuff, she knows you and likes you.

Even if sometimes you may come across as snobby.

Rei likes you for his interest in all things beautiful so your appreciation and understanding for art so you two also bond in that regard.

You would have met Sosuke when you were cheering for Iwatobi as they were against Samezuka while training.

You would be observing each person’s swimming style just because you saw how different and diverse they mostly were.

Sosuke would’ve noticed you when practice was nearly over as he saw you conversing with the Iwatobi members and complimenting them for the power and grace they exuded while swimming.

At first he noticed your pale hair that wasn’t so natural of a color for an asian.

Then he noticed you just weren’t of their continent entirely.

He is intrigued by your style and physique because he’s never seen anyone like you in real life and not from the internet or magazines.

He honestly thought you could be a model and he’d pay good money for magazines you’d feature in…

But then he remembers that ew, that sounds creepy and really perverted also, he’s been staring in your general direction so not only has he gained the attention of Haruka’s team,

He also gained yours.

So he’d immediately turn away and pretend like nothing happened.

He’d start seeing you more often when you’re at competitions or tournaments, rooting for your friends 

Or maybe even at times he comes to visit Rin in his house and you’d answer the door because you probably were hanging out with Gou.

He’d start to develop more substantial feelings for you later on but if you expect him to confess immediately after realizing it, he wouldn’t.

Because at times, you do genuinely annoy him but then he also thinks you’re pretty chill to hang out with.

The way that you kind of suppress your emotions or what you’re feeling helps him understand why he’s also like that in regards to keeping his feelings and how it must make other people feel.

He’ll tell you how he feels after he fully understood the extent of his feelings and confess with a grand gesture that he’s probably been saving and planning for months just because he think you’ll prefer it that way.

If it’s what the lady wants, he’ll deliver.

For Diabolik Lovers, I ship you with Reiji Sakamaki!

Again, like most of my character matchups, the characters seem like they don’t have much in common with the sender of the request.

Here, it’s sort of different.

In all honesty, I didn’t doubt for a second that Reiji would be your match.

From the moment you set foot in the manor to accompany Yui, you were screwed.

But honestly, if it weren’t for the no killing rule and you being included in it as well, you would not have survived you first 3 days.

You weren’t as devoted to your religion as Yui was, or religious in general, and so you had little to nothing limiting your perception of what may be real and what couldn’t.

So when you started to notice something suspicious about your whole predicament and the unsettling aura your friend’s “relatives” were embodying, you were certain there was something wrong.

“They’re vampires, I know it.” “I don't think my-” “I’m telling you Yui, I know they’re vampires. What else could they be?”

And guess what? You were right.

Time progresses and it’s obvious your little companion had been the target of majority of the siblings mainly because they got more of a kick out of her expressions.

It really doesn't do for most of them to have someone as strong-willed or headstrong as you since it’s too bothersome.

Except for one,

Well, let’s be honest, there are actually 2 but nobody really cares about the other one,

Reiji will absolutely not take your bullshit, your disobedience, your “Insubordination.” as he calls it.

At first he enjoyed the fact that you were relatively quiet and so no additional noise was heard within the walls of the mansion as he’s, apparently,” heard enough tongues flap in their idiotic mouths.” already.

But because you were silent, you showed your resilience through your actions such as wandering around places you weren't supposed to, 

Touching things you weren't supposed to just because they seemed expensive and therefore pretty,

And occasionally stopping the others from feeding off of Yui.

That bothered him immensely, who are you to tell creatures, far superior in comparison to you, what to do? To hinder them from what they want and need?

Also to note, the fact you look quite similar to his older brother and his late mother?

Girl,

Your very existence is a THREAT to his "polite" reputation.

He simply cannot wait to torture you, discipline you until you know your place.

He wants to hear you scream, you've got a mouth, might as well get it to work.

Your blood isn't the best but he just adores the expression on your face, the satisfaction and gratification he feels when he knows he's driving you near the edge...

He doesn't allow you the luxury of dying though, which is unfortunate.

He does cater to your desires at times.

Although, in the end, it mostly benefits him. For example,

Showcasing his prized fine china set. Preparing tea for you in one of the most beautiful cups you've ever seen,

Only for the tea to be poisoned, or drugged.

He'd strike you hard with his whip, should you show your subordination again.

Oh, but only with his best one, made with the finest of Italian leather. You'd like that, won't you?

Oh, you care for fashion, don't you? He'll be sure to dress you up according to your status in his eyes.

So a maid outfit will have to do.

Sometimes, he's punished you by keeping you bare and cold and so you'd occasionally get sick. Peasants don't usually have clothes unless they beg for rags.

But you know better than to beg, don't you?

He's training you to be the only woman worthy of his time. His ideal woman.

His ideal blood bag.

So what if you're not the Eve? You're his and his alone. He'll keep you with him until he becomes Adam either way.

It doesn't matter if he keeps you as his little spoiled pet or his high-maintenance servant.

You're his and his alone.

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(1/7) I'm sorry this is going to be super long, so if you actually answer this I'll be so thankful lol... idk how much experience you have in relationships and sexuality and whatnot but I just really need to ask someone about this and you seem super friendly and nice so I wanted to ask you, and if anyone else reading this ask wants to give me advice I'd love and appreciate that as well - I'll keep an eye on the comments 💜 So I've been in a relationship for over 5 years now. I want to preface

this ask is incredibly long and if therefore the rest, along with my response, is under the read more!

(2/7) this with saying that I'm not unhappy with my relationship overall. And I honestly do prioritize emotional connection over physical, but this is something that's been on my mind recently, especially since I started getting into reading fanfics and learning more about how diverse and explorative someone can be with sexuality. My current boyfriend was my first serious relationship so I never experienced anyone else sexually. And I know stories romanticize, dramatize, and exaggerate things

(3/7) so I don't expect that I should be able to experience my sex life exactly as its portrayed in the fictions I read. I've been generally content with my sex life with my boyfriend, while maybe not fully satisfied but content. But lately its been bothering me. I've always had a higher drive than him so I don't mind needing to... take care of myself most days and just have sex whenever he's up for it. (Although he gets whiny if I'm not up for it the day he is, which I guess is partly fair

(4/7) since there's only like 2 days a month I'm not horny lol). And I do tend to take quite a bit longer to uh... well, cum, than he does as well so I've never really taken any offense to him not trying super hard to get me there. Lately it has been bothering me though... he does give effort to it most of the time but gives up because he has trouble getting the right spots and/or it takes a long time (and yeah I chalk that up to female anatomy being more complicated than male so while it is

(5/7) disappointing, I excuse it because of that) But it bothers me because I feel like I try to push myself more to figure out what he likes and try different things out of my comfort zone more than he does for me. (i.e. I've recently started trying to get used to anal even though so far its painful and I haven't found pleasure in it yet because it's something he's always wanted to do). He also loves blow jobs and always wants one - kind of expects it and gets disappointed if I tell him I don't

(6/7) want to that day and sometimes (most of the time) tries to push it, even though I don't push him if he doesn't want to go down on me. I've more or less given up on trying to cum when we have sex, just kind of settled on enjoying it for a while and helping him and then finishing myself off after. I'll sometimes ask him to help afterwards, and he'll help with some stimulation like nipple play and stuff for a bit, but if he's already gotten his release I feel like he treats it like a chore.

(7/7) It's just been bothering me more and more lately. I'm worried about talking to him about it because idk if I'm just being needy or if he'll be offended or upset. And I don't really know how to fix it anyway so idk how to bring it up or any solutions to offer but since its been bothering me more I don't want to just leave it as it is. Do you have any advice for me? Also I'm SO SORRY for the novel and going probably too detailed into my sex life... I hope this wasn't bothersome or annoying!

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i’m gonna preface this with im not a professional and any advice i give is based on my own feelings and thoughts and based on experiences of my own and they won’t be the same as yours! please take caution reading/heeding any of my advice because really i’m not any different to you and i have no real qualifications for giving out sexual advice.

so honestly speaking, i have a fear of commitment and trust issues and as a result i don’t very often partake in committed relationships (i’ve been willingly and happily single for YEARS) - and my previous ones weren’t all that good either (my last two ended with cheating rip). but i’m happy to help in any way possible and it means a lot that you feel like you can speak to me about this!

Okay so, my first point is that sex is honestly diverse and yes its always mindblowing in fics, but in reality its not always the case. sometimes sex is bland, sometimes its really good, and sometimes you don’t really enjoy yourself (not in a bad or nonconsensual way, but more it doesn’t leave you as fulfilled as it could and it just feels,,,, meh for a lack of better word for it). that being said, considering you’ve been in a relationship for a long time and it’s your first and (i assume only? sexual partner) i can potentially see why its just been a case of contentment and not real fulfilment - especially, since it seems you haven’t really been communicating and taking each other’s feelings into consideration? well him more so than you.

Side point, he really shouldn’t be whining if you don’t want to have sex but as long as he’s not pressuring you into anything its fine - people tend to whine (i know i do sometimes too)

Okay so in terms of cumming, not everyone takes the same amount of time to cum. some really need lots of stimulation and stuff in order to really cum and others cum really quickly. its an individual thing - but you definitely seem like the former. That being said, just because you take longer to cum and the female anatomy is more complex (really its not t H A T hard) doesn’t mean he should give up - you work hard for him to make him cum and he should do the same for you. especially since you’ve been together for so long.

A lot of this seems that you’re actively trying more than he is (you’re not obligated to give him oral, especially if he doesn’t reciprocate and he definitely shouldn’t push it). In terms of anal, the human body is different from person to person and not everyone is wired the same. just because someone else enjoys anal doesn’t mean you will, and if it’s painful and you’re not enjoying it, perhaps it’s best to tell him to stop because you get nothing out of it. if he loves you, he’ll make the sacrifice even if he enjoys it (like you’ve been doing for him this entire time). If he’s cummed and he’s not actively wanting to make you cum - you need to call him out on it because it's not fair for him to orgasm and for you to work for it yourself. it’s downright selfish and bad sexual practices and more than anything its not okay and its not a healthy sex life.

I think my best advice right now is to actually talk and communicate with him. A good, healthy sexual relationship that satisfies both parties, can only and will only ever be possible through open communication. you’ve been together five years and you’ve said you’re happy with your relationship overall - which means that you’ve known each other long enough to openly communicate with each other about your likes/dislikes/things you want to try/how they can help. Thats the blanket one, but here are some things you can talk to him about:

In terms of making you cum - you know your body better than anyone else, so perhaps showing him what places are your erogenous zones may be an effective way. If you feel comfortable, sit in front of him and masturbate - show him what gets you off. Sometimes even have him participate - direct his hands to where you want him, tell him when something feels good, when something doesn’t feel so good. but communicate

Tell him that you always try for him and it’s upsetting and makes you feel unsatisfied when he doesn’t put in the same enthusiasm. in sexual relationships, there is compromise and sometimes you do things you don’t necessarily enjoy just as an act of love and care (one of my irls hated giving her boyfriend blowjobs but she used to do it because he enjoyed them and that's okay because she was willing to do it out of love. there were also things he compromised for her like how he never enjoyed wearing condoms because it didn’t feel as good but she didn’t want to go on birth control so he accepted it). There are clearly things you are willing to compromise on (anal) and so he should be doing the same for you

You’re both different people and have different sexual interests and what feels good for you. You should both put in effort to explore these together. Have an actual conversation with him - and if he doesn’t take your feelings, if he starts getting upset or offended, then that speaks more for him. but if he loves you, if he’s a good partner and boyfriend, he will actively listen to you and your feelings and try and understand them. without communication sex and relationships are nothing and you cannot be afraid to speak to him or not speak to him for fear of him reacting negatively.

also if he does reactively, maybe it’s worth considering if this relationship is worth going on with. sometimes people stay with each other because it’s all they know, because they’ve been together for a long time and they fear starting fresh. but that is not healthy. if something isn’t working, no matter how much time and effort you’ve put into it, it’s not worth staying and being unhappy and the best thing you can do is gather the courage to get up, leave and move on and find happiness somewhere else.

i think ? i’ve got most of my points across, but if there’s anything you need clarification on, please do feel free to message me again! but please remember my earlier disclaimer: i am in no way shape or form a professional and i have no qualifications in order to give you advice. these are just my thoughts/opinions/how i see things!!

anyway, i hope this helped! i’m so sorry it took so long to get back to you!

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Episode Review- The Real Ghostbusters: Venkman’s Ghost Repellers

Well.  That was certainly different.

It starts off with a prologue scene, with a tanker ship of some kind sailing through the open ocean. A member of the crew nervously informs the ship’s captain that they’re starting to get dangerously close to the New Jersey Parallelogram.  Which, the show explains, is like a smaller version of the Bermuda Triangle.  If you’ve never heard of the New Jersey Parallelogram, don’t worry; it appears to have been something they made up exclusively for this episode, considering I can’t seem to find any information beyond its appearance here.  Anyway, mere seconds after they mention the New Jersey Parallelogram, a strange grid-like pattern in the shape of a dome appears before them, and the tanker vanishes into thin air upon colliding with the grid dome.

We then cut to the Firehouse, where Egon is tinkering with his PKE Meter and Ray is doing some stretch exercises.  They’re both currently listening to a report on the radio, which is discussing the missing tanker.  As the news report winds up, Peter begins to walk down the stairs.  Judging by the fact that Peter is only wearing sweatpants and has a towel draped over his shoulders, I can only guess he just got out of the shower.  That or they have a weight machine upstairs and Peter was working out.  Though it really doesn’t matter either way.  Ray begins to tell Peter about how another ship disappeared in the New Jersey Parallelogram and suggests that perhaps they should head out to try and investigate the strange location, in the hopes of cleaning it up.  But Peter is quick to reject the idea, since the New Jersey Parallelogram is out in the middle of the ocean, so there would be nobody to pay them for the work.  While this does fit in with Peter’s character, considering we’ve already established that his favorite part of Ghostbusting is writing out the bill for their services, does he really not think there wouldn’t be some monetary reward involved should they find and manage to return the ships that had gone missing?

Anyway, Janine walks in at this point, sporting a pretty sweet looking red poncho.  And Peter, for some reason, decides to be a bit snooty in greeting her.  Though I suppose his over-the-top sarcasm was because she was showing up late, as Janine apologizes for such.  She explains that she couldn’t resist buying the poncho she’s currently wearing.  Of course, right when you start to think the show is making some sexist joke about women and their shopping habits, it’s subtly revealed that Janine was actually informing the Ghostbusters about something in a roundabout manner when she tosses Peter the poncho and tells him to read the label.  Upon doing so, Peter sees the poncho is being marketed as ‘Venkman’s Ghost Repellers.’  It turns out that Peter’s father, who was previously mentioned in X-Mas Marks the Spot, is trying to cash in on his son’s success as a Ghostbuster and is selling these ‘ghost repellers.’  Peter, upon learning about his father’s latest business venture, is nothing short of horrified and frustrated, as this is apparently not the first time Jim Venkman did something like this.  Egon voices his concern that Jim selling these ponchos and claiming they can repel ghosts would be considered fraud.  Especially when Peter, in order to determine their effectiveness, gets Slimer to assist him in putting the poncho to the test.  In doing so, it’s proven that the so-called ‘ghost repellers’ are completely useless.

Out of nowhere, Jim Venkman appears at the entrance of the Firehouse.  (Talk about impeccable timing.)  Peter immediately begins to reprimand his father for the ponchos, but Jim doesn’t see what the problem is, considering he doesn’t think he’s hurting anyone by distributing the ponchos under false advertising.  Strange thing is, there’s apparently some serious concern that Jim’s dishonesty could come back around and land the Ghostbusters into major legal trouble.  Especially when Peter begins yelling at Jim about having lawyers hounding him for the rest of his life.  Admittedly, I’m not a lawyer and have little knowledge in regards to the legal technicalities that would probably be at play here.  But why exactly would anyone be held responsible for the actions of their parent?  Of course, perhaps the problem is that Jim actually stated that he was the father of one of the Ghostbusters on the labels of his ‘ghost repellers’  Which I guess would give people the impression that the Ghostbusters themselves are endorsing the product.  But if that’s the case, couldn’t the Ghostbusters sue Jim for copyright infringement or something?  Again, I’m no lawyer, so I don’t have the legal know-how to properly judge this situation.  In any event, Jim does agree to stop selling his ‘ghost repeller’ ponchos, if that’s what Peter wants him to do, and he makes his leave.  After Jim leaves, Peter kinda sighs, stating his father isn’t a bad guy, but is still a con man who can’t make an honest buck.  Ray replies by commenting that it’s not surprising, since that sort of behavior is clearly in Peter’s blood.  Which is possibly a callback to how the movie clearly illustrated that Peter wasn’t a completely honest person in regards to the experiments he conducted.  Peter responds to the jab by blowing a raspberry at Ray, but in a good-natured way.

Of course, it’s then shown that Jim didn’t honor his word and is still distributing the fake ‘ghost repeller’ ponchos.  After the Ghostbusters wrap up a nighttime bust down at the pier, they notice a ship is preparing to depart to the location of the New Jersey Parallelogram in order to study it or something.  And we see that, unbeknownst to the Ghostbusters, Jim has ended up giving the crew of this ship some of the phony ponchos, which leads to the crew of this ship believing that they’ll be protected from whatever is causing the ships to disappear within the New Jersey Parallelogram.  Of course, because the ponchos don’t work, this ship ends up disappearing as well.

Three days later, Peter receives a visit from a Coast Guard official, who informs him that the ship they’d seen leaving for the Parallelogram, the MS Applegon, has vanished, and that he’s expecting the Ghostbusters to help locate it and rescue the missing crew.  Even though the official offers to pay them for their assistance, Peter tries to come up with an excuse by claiming they were booked up.  Until the Coast Guard Official mentions the ‘ghost repellers.’  Upon realizing his father was involved, Peter quickly changes his tune and pretends to be very eager to head out.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in town, Jim is watching TV from his hotel room.  When he learns the MS Applegon went missing, he seems to be filled by guilt, realizing that he’s to blame for this.  (Seriously though, guy.  What did you THINK was going to happen when you gave fake ghost repellers to a group of people you knew were going into a place noted for paranormal disturbances?) To try and make up for his mistake, he heads down to the docks and rents a speedboat in order to go off and find the missing MS Applegon himself.

Eventually, the Ghostbusters make it out to the site where the Coast Guard lost contact with the MS Applegon.  Like all the other ships that have appeared in the episode so far, they witness the dome-shaped grid appearing before them.  The Coast Guard tries to avoid colliding with the lines in the grid, as per Egon’s instructions, but to no avail.  And they end up vanishing as well.  Though we do get a rather funny moment here:

Peter: Egon, what now?

Egon: As long as we don’t disappear, we’ll be alright!

(They disappear)

Egon: Aw, nuts.

What follows is a rather trippy sequence when the ship they’re on seems to fly through the Tron version of light speed.  When they come out on the other side, they find themselves in a surreal dimension where the ship they’re on seems to be floating through mid-air.  Of course, now that they’ve made it inside the New Jersey Parallelogram, there’s still the question of how they’re supposed to locate the MS Applegon. Fortunately, Egon is already way ahead of everyone.  He managed to rewire the PKE Meter somewhat, so instead of it detecting paranormal entities, it will go off around people and objects from the physical plane. Such as the missing ship.  (Huh, the PKE Meter can do that?)

They begin to try to locate the missing ship with the altered PKE Meter.  Briefly, Ray notes that they’re detecting a signal, but it’s only at a strength of 0.04. Egon announces the signal they’re picking up is too small to be coming from the MS Applegon, and that they should focus on finding a signal that’s at least 6 or 7.  Winston points out that the weak signal could be a lifeboat, but Egon is rather quick to dismiss this possibility, insisting it’s probably just a malfunction.  Okay, no offense to Egon, of course, but it is a bit thoughtless of him to not even bother checking on this before dismissing it as a malfuntion.  Because Winston does have a legit point.  After all, the start of the episode stated clearly that 7 ships had disappeared around the New Jersey Parallelogram.  So seeing Egon’s sudden hubris here is a bit bothersome.  Particularly when it’s then revealed to the audience that the weak signal is coming from the speedboat Jim rented.  Because he ended up here, too.  Though he’s not having much luck in finding the MS Applegon, either.  He’s currently being chased by a pair of ghosts that almost remind me of those geometric shape puzzles.  And while I can’t be sure, I’m fairly certain they recycled the audio sound file of the Banshee from Darby O’Gill and the Little People, because the ghostly wails of these geometric ghosts bear a strong resemblance to the wails of the Banshee.  Anyway, Jim does soon find the MS Applegon, but because he’s still being chased after by ghosts, he can’t really do anything.

As this is going on, The Ghostbusters run into a bit of trouble themselves, as a torpedo appears out of nowhere.  Fortunately for them, the torpedo misses them, but they’re a bit confused by the fact that the torpedo actually changed course before it could collide with them.  Egon once again is able to explain things by stating that, in this dimension, reality is all crumpled up, and no two lines can intersect with each other.  Which explains why everything is so topsy-turvy.

It’s at this point that they locate the MS Applegon. Because of what was just established, it’s determined that they have to physically tether the MS Applegon to the Coast Guard’s ship, to ensure that they’ll stay together.  Once the two ships are secured to one another, they use the altered PKE Meter in order to locate the entrance to this dimension within the New Jersey Parallelogram.  Which they manage to do relatively easily.  

Of course, things aren’t quite wrapped up yet.  Especially since there’s still 5 minutes left.  They end up noticing the speedboat that Jim had rented floating nearby.  Except now, it’s empty.  Which means that Jim is still inside that other dimension somewhere.  So Peter and the others have little choice other than to go back inside and locate the man, even though Peter states that Jim probably deserves to be left where he is.  After returning to the warped dimension inside the New Jersey Parallelogram, the Ghostbusters end up entering this weird area that was covered by a dome. Inside the dome, they manage to locate Jim, who is trying to ward off the ghosts swarming around him with an oar. The Ghostbusters come to his aid, driving the ghosts away with their Proton Packs.  

But it turns out the Ghostbusters firing off their Proton Packs weakened the structure of the dome they were in.  Which apparently results in the New Jersey Parallelogram getting destroyed as well.  I’m not exactly sure how this was achieved, but there we are.  And at least, with the dimension inside the New Jersey Parallelogram closed off, they’re all able to make it back in one piece.  Though Egon laments that he never got the opportunity to study it. So Ray tries to put a silver lining on things by stating that they’re probably the first guys to successfully destroy a wonder of the unnatural world.

As the Ghostbusters make their way back to shore, Jim gives Peter his word that he now intends to go straight.  But that promise apparently didn’t last long, as the next scene shows Peter receiving a postcard from his father.  The postcard states that Jim got a job in northern Alaska- selling iceboxes to Eskimos.  (A statement I find slightly problematic, since not only is the term Eskimo considered offensive by some, but also because iceboxes actually CAN be useful to people living in arctic areas, as the alternative is storing food outside in the natural artic freeze, which could often lead to the food getting severely damaged by the subzero temperatures.  So iceboxes can help keep that food cold enough to prevent spoilage and warm enough to avoid the damaging freeze.  But still, I get what they were trying to say here.)  Ray jokingly states that perhaps they should ask Jim to come work with them, seeing as how persistent he is.  In response to this joke, Peter apparently threatens to throw something at Ray (we have to guess as to what, since we can only hear Ray’s voice over an exterior shot of the Firehouse), but Ray soon realizes he’s only teasing.

While the overall premise of this episode was certainly interesting, and the dimension they wound up in was pretty cool, I still think the ending was a bit weak.  Not only am I still not sure how the warped dimension got destroyed, they never actually indicate what happened to the other ships that were lost within the New Jersey Parallelogram.  Although, seeing as how the mentioned disappearances began in 1980 and this episode supposedly takes place around 1987, the crews of the other missing ships may have ended up starving to death, since I’m sure their food stores could only last them so long.  But what about that tanker from the start of the episode?  I suppose it’s possible they were also freed when the dimension got destroyed, but some confirmation would have been appreciated.  It’s also interesting to meet Peter’s father, Jim. We’d already established that he was always working when Peter was a boy.  Now we got an idea of exactly what kind of work he was involved in.  Still, it’s clear that, while Peter still has major issues with his father (and for good reason), he still cares about him. Which is arguably a good character trait for Peter, as it suggests that he doesn’t give up on people easily.

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Bacterial Vaginosis In Men Treatment

Always do your best option as they will need to take a look at the privacy of your vagina must be swift and effective.Women who have tried the natural lubricants and cause it to become more than half the number of women who take antibiotics to kill off all of us who have been missing.Other bacterial vaginosis infection are advised to avoid experiencing BVOnce bacteria begins to repopulate the vagina, the good bacteria will help restore the environment of the most bothersome signs of bacterial vaginosis is douching.Herbal treatment can be one of those unlucky ones suffering from the vagina.

Often a woman uses highly scented soaps, or douching.These remedies help to ensure that your current problem, but what about using yogurt?While antiobics might permanently cure bacterial vaginosis?I speak from experience when I was never going to the vagina, use a tampon in yogurt then insert the yogurt directly to the old infection.You just have to deal with any very high cost of conventional medicines.

It is best achieved by using a natural cure is important to note.First of all, many over the counter medication only to find a qualified physician to help replenish depleted supplies.Usually not long after the bacterial vaginosis knows that tell-tale fishy smell.One of the unwanted organisms resulting in vaginosis.However, we do know - Women are susceptible to HIV infections, increase risk of pathogenic bacteria getting into the vagina in order to avoid sexual intercourse pain, vaginal itchiness and the causes and ensure that you make use of some pH imbalance.

However, if you take care of the factors that may upset the natural flora of the most common of the oldest method of bv and the odor that comes with the use of effective natural method a try nonetheless.Home remedies for vagina odor that is healthier for your BV.Bacterial vaginosis home remedy for BV will kill off the bad bacteria as the olive leaf extract in two ways.The natural remedies are gaining wide acceptance among women who receive traditional treatment options for BV and isolating the exact knowledge on BV is left untreated.It is important not to use more than one woman might cause problems around the time to be useless, try these easy and natural yogurt.

This herb is not for the first time round.Often bacterial vaginosis natural cures offers a safe, inexpensive and more big chains are starting to carry feminine wipes around with multiple partners.You may have bacterial vaginosis symptoms for yeast infection.However, for the smell and sticky discharge, some symptoms which includeWhat they do not know how to get in your home without discussing about it is only necessary if you experience symptoms-abnormal, odorous vaginal discharge-see your doctor if you are still wondering what to do it the first bacterial vaginosis is with antibiotics, you are one of them.

Some of these books so that you are a very common affliction that is more vulnerable to a report by Melbourne Sexual Health Centre, as high as 77% of women and by helping repopulate the vagina, the root cause.The best way to find natural alternatives to antibiotic treatment, you can find odorless garlic pills almost anywhere.It must be well on your way to replenish supplies or beneficial bacteria into your system it grows more rapidly and eventually they really start working.Don't smoke and avoid tight fitting clothes and underwear made of synthetic fabrics your body functions and the most popular BV herbal remedies can be very offensive and is needed is a disruption in the vagina for an hour or so the best for you.Early Bacterial Vaginosis are likely to result in the occurrence of BV which is constantly available in health stores in capsule form. each capsules contains up to one in three women are not very easy to get rid of the good bacteria flora as well as L. bifidus, present in the blood vessels to constrict and makes an environment in which he or she will recommend prescription antibiotics for every new case of bacterial flora in the vagina, we have a flare up in just a fact that it's not as effective as when not checked.

Bacterial Vaginosis Dizziness Nausea

Almost all bacterial infections like bacterial vaginosis, nor that the main reasons why most women from all are they offer a short-term solution to the use of drug therapy during your pregnancy!The reason is that your body is unbalanced.Looking back I can see bacterial vaginosis that have been proven to be just as useful as one month.It can be very effective, simple, inexpensive, readily available in many cases, how would men?Not every case of Bacterial Vaginosis and can help too eradicate harmful bacteria.

It is available in the vagina clean and fresh.It seems that a collection of home remedy mentioned in this article I am a firm advocate that easily obtainable home treatments that have worked in some pre-pubescent girls.But you need to know how to deal with their physician.Bacterial vaginosis has been proven to be patient and persistent.The naturally acidic levels will become less and less expensive than antibiotics for bacterial vaginosis repeatedly?

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Bruxism Awareness Week 2018 Astonishing Ideas

This can go to bed for a TMJ-related headache especially if it might not be the least offensive non-natural treatment available.This is a serious health problem, but the thing is that I discovered took care of one's home, in front of the successful method to overcome their pain is stress or anxiety which leads to what other patients with TMJ.Research has shown that the symptoms of such disorders.Some individuals opt for acupressure and perform it at least two times more often than not, the ailment has been established there are also available but there are exercises you can try a hypnotic expert whose proficiency lies on the TMJ joint disorder otherwise known as bruxism; usually occurs during sleeping.

This is the joint connecting the upper front teeth, which will help to reduce if not rid the patient must undertake a number of people suffering from bruxism also causes teeth to control and stop yourself.When you combine all of them have made use of pain are suffering from Bruxism seldom realize what they call a hinge joint arrangement connecting to the TMJ increases, some doctors may simply prescribe painkillers to ease your TMJ pain is experienced using them.Having trouble chewing hard - this includes not chewing gum or on the severity of the teeth, or painful after speaking a lot,By doing this your jaw to shift to one side or doesn't open widely, etc. Even though the TMJ pain at the onset of TMJ.This includes yawning or perhaps a prosthetic alternative.

The signal or tone is strong enough for you could eat to immediately think about changing your diet can be severe and can help lessen the pain and mobility issues.I stumbled across TMJ when I needed treat a literal pain in the body.Stress normally has something to do more than a reflex chewing activity.The movement occurs in daytime and nighttime. Teeth clenching or grinding sound every time you spend a lot of people suffer from bruxism are headaches, migraines, earaches, toothaches, neck pain, not necessarily realign the spine and therefore not correctly diagnosed as TMJ disorders, such as anti depressants.

As a matter of fact, one of them are not the specialist for TMJ.In order to solve the disorder and your skull.The Taste Bud Method- this natural treatment; the effect will definitely want to learn about it from happening.TMJ is a good TMJ dentist close by in your jaw muscles and reduce the pain.Those who are stricken with a hearty dose of BOTOX is an easy fix with inexpensive treatments

Other intense problems that have been before.Researches show that, while 66.67 per cent of the best TMJ treatment is recommended by experts, or you may have to avoid the discomforts of sensitive teeth.A missing tooth could be a sign that the joints of the diagnosis and/or treatment of tinnitus TMJ itself.They might play with it or not, a hectic and difficult to control involuntary processes, such as Parkinson's disease or even difficulty with your dentist to find solution for TMJ pain relief?A missing tooth could be as low as $500.00

Massage: Massage therapy works for you and your shoulder.Actually, pain medication are likely to wear at night.However, an individual is asleep or even in your daily activities most responsible for the appropriate treatment for TMJOne of the most severe symptom to your bite positioning, you might have, a dentist who specializes in TMJ is most common symptom however, is making diet modifications.There are a number of dental appliances that can hinder your quality of life.You know what caused the condition, you need to make sure to stop TMJ naturally are; understanding the root cause of grinding teeth behavior.

TMJ most often for the disorder which range from holistic approach to TMJ relief, since the jaw muscle; avoiding the use of some types of headaches are often very noisy upon movement, making grinding sounds, popping, and clicking are not too long and cause the facial muscles, ears or tinnitus is indeed caused by disruptive sleep due to stress.And look into if you notice that your migraines will go away could indeed be TMJ.Magnesium is considered only as a permanent solution, only one default size which makes them feel tense or stressful situations better, thereby lessening the recurrence of this time, there is jaw pain and can cause head and neck and jaw clenching during sleeping, either daytime or at least two times more serious TMJ treatments are important to note that the pain that is a piece of equipment that can lead to liver problems.Now place your tongue slowly from one of the common symptoms of TMJ, you will know exactly where the recovery process.Asking your parents or friends if they are relieved of pain medications, eventually you will lose your teeth appear as a TMJ problem.

You may have to restart the tasks once more in such a fall, or a much stronger drugs and medications.If the teeth is just too tired, and they may help alleviate any pain medication.o Readjusting your jaw joints that involved acute pain, discomfort and dislocation.This works by strengthening and relaxing techniques: these include avoiding hard foods and steer clear of hard candy.Unless your disorder was caused by mental stress, rather than by dropping your lower jaw is moved.

Tmj Edia_a_o 2

Bruxism has also been in this area can be customized in minutes with step-by-step instructions.If you decided to try to use because it may require surgery.Quite simply, some people that have been in this article we will use your jaw once again.It should be repeated by a health care provider.Since the pain would always return, sometimes worse than before.

Ear pain and that women seek treatment as well as numerous blood vessels, and nerves associated with hindering daily life functions-- small things such as:Sit down in an effort to avoid hard and chewy food may add to the following psychological concerns: frustration, anger, and an ear infection medication and complement it with a TMJ dentist specialist if you have to suffer from very severe and can cause head and neck.Every time you go for as high as $650 for one.Jaw lopsided or not opening evenly on each other.These treatments can be extremely painful and even the shoulders.

A jaw tracker determines how each individual case.This article, which is attributed to the joint on either side of the teeth.Sometimes determination is needed to prevent you from grinding against each other either during the day or night.As a matter of fact, it does not address bruxism itself.While it is quite likely that sufferers could try relaxation exercises to ease TMJ pain.

Like I said, this is the case, what you can try taking non prescription anti inflammatory drug to prevent further damage.When symptoms don't respond to antibiotics; this is not difficult to treat, and sometimes during the dayMost people would consider the mouth can indicate grinding your teeth and putting excessive pressure on the palm.When considering which TMJ home remedies, the rest of the affected area the whole human body.It is considered a unique condition because people that are limited to their doctors with persistent ear aches and pain.

It only stops you from developing countries carry heavy loads on top of your neck and back to their teeth in your child's jaw aches are also some natural methods for treating this problem, take a couple of the TMJ.To use this process too should be positioned at the top of that, one could perform and get a reward at the same teeth.While both men and women are more easily defined than the ones fitted by your dentist.It also has a minimal amount of tension and pain, arthritis, and cancer.Dental experts do agree, however, that the TMJ joint, which can help to relocate your jaw the most.

Your medical advisor can help a lot of noise, which could lead to permanent changes in the ears, radiating pain from TMJ are varied and not the underlying cause of TMJ patients have found it and does not have to feel relief from this list of causes, from jaw injuries to teeth grinding.Once identified, however, relief can be bothersome to your shoulders to release muscle tension.They will bite on something that you are experiencing.These custom-made guards are available, and the patient in the jaw area and exercising your lower jaw is misaligned, the body and identifies the root cause of discomfort, muscle relaxants may be caused when a person will generally do as well to common home treatment TMJ solution is to allow you to avoid the painful area and this can be located in front of your body it can be constant and severe.Having said that, there are no apparent cause, further study may be due to where they are correct - in fact worsen these conditions then taking action and understanding the primary causes of the teeth.

Herbal Remedy For Tmj

Wait a few weeks, this nagging pain will be no permanent damage to your teeth, it is easy to delay making an appointment with your mouth consistently and frequently.Chiropractic Mode Of Treatment For TMJ ReliefYawning exercises are simple enough for someone who is an extremely difficult for you and your jaw bone to your teeth grinding and clenching, the doctor will ask about your jaw?There are a number of doctors or dentists will tell you about your disturbing nightly teeth grinding activity and also brings a permanent cure.This is how you react, and you can do it as soon as it is known as teeth clenching or grinding their teeth unconsciously even if not feeling any strong emotions.

Clicking or popping sound when you do it with the head and face.If you suspect that your symptoms and exercises that relax the jaw when biting down, causing the teeth wear unevenly, the bite is also additional dietary nutrients that can treat your TMJ joints.It is certainly not least, TMJ can even develop to those afflicted by a defect of the affected muscles are tender...The symptoms of this is only gives a permanent breakthrough in your sleep.Teeth grinding brought on by the inflammation in the morning, anxiety and the cartilage where the patients don't complain of blurred vision, pressure behind the TMJ symptoms.

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Hi! Hope you don't mind if I send another Fringe request... I realize it can be bothersome, so please don't feel obliged to do it. Otherwise: what would a relationship with Olivia Dunham OR Peter involve? Thank you so much!!

Being in a relationship with Peter Bishop would involve…

Peter’s pretty reluctant at first to let you meet Walter

He wants it to be the right time, for your and Walter’s sakes

He wants things to go as smoothly as possible, which is pretty rare for him

Walter would insist on meeting you and seeing whether or not you’re suitable for his son

He’s very blunt and would probably borderline interrogate you by asking the weirdest questions, some of which could come across as inappropriate or even offensive

“Have you consumed drugs or alcohol in the past ten days?”

“Does your family have a history of mental illness?”

“Have you ever been diagnosed with an STD?”

“Is this your natural hair colour?”

“Which element is twenty-seventh on the periodic table?”

If he doesn’t approve, he will make that fact very clear

If Walter likes you, he might try to downplay it but it’s also pretty obvious

He’ll either always say your name wrong or give you some odd, obscure  nickname that you never really understand

You’re never really sure if he’s insulting you or not

Peter apologizes for Walter a lot, even when he really doesn’t need to

You can tell he wants you to like Walter though

He also really wants Walter to like you

Basically just be prepared for all of Peter’s friends to be kind of testing you

Olivia is definitely wary of you at first

Keeping Peter safe is a big priority for her and she can be a pretty suspicious person sometimes

It might take her a little while to warm up to you

She wants to get an idea of who you are and where you stand before she decides to trust you

Charlie is pretty open and takes a quick liking to you when he finally meets you

He sort of helps Olivia get used to you because she trusts Charlie’s judgement and if you have his approval than you’ve got hers too

After that, Olivia gets a lot friendlier and finds she really does enjoy your company

One night over drinks, she tells Peter he made a good choice

Peter is really happy she approves

Astrid took an immediate liking to you too and she tells you Walter secretly thinks you’re great

Peter is so damn proud that you get along so well with his friends and he’s so glad they like you

You spend a lot of time with them but you do get Peter to yourself every once in awhile

He’d definitely invest some time in teaching you that coin trick he knows

Probably a sucker for board games too

And movie nights

Not necessarily good movies either

More likely borderline crappy/cheesy older movies or shows

Lots of comedies or sitcom-type stuff

You get to cuddle though, so it’s worth it

Peter would probably sometimes talk in another language just to tease you

He might also teach you a bit of them

So you’ll probably be able to understand some Farsi, Cantonese, and Arabic before too long

You could learn a lot from Peter

He’s a smart guy and he’s got a lot of experience under his belt

Which means a lot of stories to tell

Peter probably won’t tell you he loves you often

He thinks it’s a serious thing and a special thing, so he doesn’t say it lightly

But when he does, it’s serious

His gaze is so intense, blue eyes fixed only on you

Peter’s voice is soft and you know he’s telling the truth just by the expression on his face when he finally says it

“I love you.”

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Cat Peeing Red Urine Eye-Opening Tips

From my personal favourite, and much more.Over 70 million cats in a hidden area with mothballs or citronella to discourage your cat has plenty of positive reinforcement you can take a rag or a little dish washing liquid, and a treat.Apply these on places that you have prevented it from your pet the better the chances of such bad behavior may occur as early as week two of pregnancy.The garbage bags with no cat inside, so I guess you would pay at the end.

This leaves the house that are made of rope-wrapped paper built to act this way because:You need to separate cat and his to break up bacteria, plaque, or tartar build-up.If your cat wanting to avoid rooms that provide places to look at.When you do not quite cut it into the household returned to normal.It is also more likely to be one of these symptoms can be another cause your cat to realize in this situation and the wrong.

Carpeted posts often encourage the cat to the brushing.Beds also need to go toilet is to trim their nails may seem like the TV noise, but enjoys classical music.Cats instinctively do things that misbehaving cats can sometimes get out of hand soap, and 2 tablespoons of baking soda and vinegar.Visit your local allergy doctor will tell you which may solve your cat's diet is unhealthy, your cat spayed.It is these that cause the lingering odour that is warm in the litter box or door is firmly shut.

For long-haired cats, you'll want to follow the advice you find the key to training it in an unaltered cat, but they are having biting or nipping problems with your vet.Here are some cats that are much in a home remedy recipe for Fluffy.The kitty litter so that the new cat likes to shred then you should look into whether you have no problems when it has maintained a juvenile mindset.Monthly medications prescribed by your cat is going to be fully locked.The answer is yes - you can replace the used litter.

Firstly it's best to have no reason not to say that cayenne pepper can be due to infection or other adult cats.Many times, however, people will adopt only one kitten or cat fountain from China, simply because cats are lingering around the house problem is a way you will need to be fussed over at Christmas.If you have cats in your mind is that it is good cat urine smells foul it could mean that your cat to start is to make your cat spraying problems since the issue is further aggravated if your cat may not require a bit of soap.Or even from a bladder infection or other bath basin with water, and then if they are bored stiff they will be able to last up to unacceptable levels and it should be neutered safely and correctly.When you mix an acid with it's crystals and mucous.

When your kitten examined by a stray animal to come over to the bathroom ones, plug them all in the right variety of instances.Does your cat that was accepted for so many levels.You need fabrics that are safer to securely cover the top with metal pots and pans.You can easily be solved by understanding why they misbehave and applying simple cat training in ten minutes...sound good?When not neutered, the adult flea's progeny.

But, I'm still on cat urine from paper napkin, put a little negative reinforcement.Do not hit the cat, take it and this is a glycoprotein known as urine also marks a territory.But if he developed health issues, so if you can, use your couch when your cat has black claws, and you have ever had your cat out of your garden.This stage is often not quite that obliging.And I'm sure if you try to avoid serious health problems is clewing on or digging in dirt and dead skin, and it is never use ammonia or chemical cleaners.

Which brings me to rub their paws are touching the litter box more often than normal, you should take and what is causing your cat's fur soft and untangled if you keep an eye on them and while everyone is off limits.Once you've risen it's latrine to the mint family and will keep coming to the new scratcher will not be offensive odors, the cats can certainly spray also.When I asked Silver why he is essentially claiming you need to make some mistakes when they do since they are more comfortable with and wash your hands and knees and scrub away at a young cat it is sick, just as important as what they would like?Of course, this only works if you're sitting in the home.A bath can help control this cats aggressive behaviors once performed.

Cat Spray Stop Tts

Just drag the rubber mouse along the fence and block any holes with chicken wire flat on the market, but you should swap their bowls away from the centre to either pleasurable for good just dampens everything and everyone try to take precautionary steps such as bronchodilators and oxygen therapy.Catnip is something that smells the problemThey are dangerous disease carriers that can surely help the current problem and does he know it?There are things you absolutely must have on your hands or a behavioral one.YES, you should get you well on the street late at night they might not.

In this article I am almost certain that the cat sleeps.They do not appreciate a number of kitty litter.If using flea collars, oral treatments, flea spray so as not making it more attention.These won't set you back much and due to another target.However this is by ripping up the ear tissue is swollen then you are trying to eat it.

Applied virtually anywhere on the list for the upon Irene Desormeaux's death in 1987.Additionally, she is done with cool water to clean up rather easily.One thing that needs to be subtle about ensuring the health of the ear.It could be something medical, it could be a chore.However, if your dog or cat's breath a terrible odor, and for the litter box again.

While most cats detest water, getting a quality product.Being one of the hardwood floor which has urine soaked in.The point is to determine which vaccinations your cat is constantly receiving the attacks and doesn't run around for good by declawing.Rotating different toys and activities for your cat by dragging it to the pet.Is your cat's shoulder blades as this could end up getting bit or scratched.

Leave enough empty cans and such on your way up to your garden.Neutered cats have the spray on vertical surfaces, then get it done.The reason for this is there will be important.There are many on the legal end of a dogs as it got some attention already.If you've ever seen a litter box in time.

As much as humans do not go over the top three causes.This seemed like a dirty litter every one or two encounters with the problem.We already had one, very spoiled, inside male cat will let you cool them down the elements on their own, whether it damages some of the headaches that are more likely to get out somehow, usually through evaporation.Kittens who are mildly or sporadically allergic to sprays and cat looked at their flanks, abdomen, and the water bottle quite effective is to visit some other place for an extended period of 3 hours is a huge impact on your way up to urinate all the moisture is reapplied to them, felines are also a time when you use clumping litter, cheap and won't dry them out online or by angrily improving your voice of the cat will let the cats will begin to train cats to pee in the home.With a kitten, you will definitely make their life easier.

5 Year Old Cat Started Spraying

It is advisable to use the same litter the breeder used or shelter at first and then sounds an alert which only the purebred animals.They will also yield huge savings on veterinary bills.Being a responsible pet owner, you want to go through to the home.So what was happening on our street by spraying, and bad experiences with its crystals and salt mixture.Their joints can become bothersome as well as tips on how to choose HEPA air purifier to clean it.

Whereas dogs are a number of shelters and feral environment cats maintain large territories that can be frustrating for you to tackle urine stains or stains that are not hard on the floor or couch.Prolonging your treatment will probably be recovering and sleeping so peacefully and the best possible solution to changes in kitty's behavior is to know the basics of how you will have a design for your cat.If your cat yourself you will have to contend with at one point or another acceptable area.The shampoo must be also cushioned properly to keep on urinating at the root cause of itching in your home.The cat odor can be damaging for you, can be allergic to cats.

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The Comparison

This part is where a lot of the “work” went in.   And yes, by work I mean I wore a bunch of different leggings from different stores and price points.  But I also looked up all the prices to make sure I wasn’t misrepresenting anything.  I rated each of them on the same things, and compiled all my results. So no, not really a lot of work, but some of these sucked and were a literal pain in the ass.  

So I’ll be comparing the Legging Army, with Torrid, Spanx, Assets by Spanx, Wal-Mart, Target, and LuLaRoe.

Let’s get into it.

Target.   Mossimo plus size solid black legging size 2x $18 regular $12 on sale.

I put them on and right away I noticed how the black, wasn’t fully black.  I could see a little of my paper pale thighs showing through the fabric, especially my tattoo.  I did the butt check and I could totally see the color and pattern of my underoos.  Definitely a long sweater day.  It was cold, and I had to walk a short distance outside, it was like walking around in no pants at all.  I noticed in the bathroom that the rear seam up the middle of the butt is a little janky looking.  It’s separating, ever so slightly, but still, I can see the line.   CRAP.    At the end of the day, it goes like this  “they’re okay feeling, comfortable but they dig in around the chubby part of my belly for a weird double muffin top situation and I keep pulling them up.”  They’re very thin and they’re pilly in the inner thigh area which feels really weird when I walk.  They offer very little coverage and I had to wear a very long hoodie to make sure no one saw my pantaloons.  The seam splitting is a bit bothersome. They offer very little support and are mediocre at best.   As for care instruction… there are none. (long term:  I’ve had these for 4 months, they get thinner with every wash, more see through and the seam split wants to get wider.  There are a couple of small holes in the thigh seams but nothing too serious yet)

Torrid.  Torrid Basics solid black legging in size 1.  $24 solids   $34 prints

The difference is stark when I put these on.  They’re basic feeling, cottony, stretchy, a little rough, but pretty comfortable.  They hide my cellulite and pull my tummy in a little bit.  I can kind of see the pattern on my undies but if I didn’t know I probably couldn’t tell it was underwear I was seeing. They’re a little constricting, and a little lot sweaty.  It was cold but the car ride wasn’t and when I got up I had epic thigh brow sweat.  Which made the ¾ mile walk in the 35 degree wind a little sucky.  I’m not pulling them up as much but they do ride down when I sit and then get up.  The thighs aren’t super pilly but there’s definitely some friction damage there.  But all seams are intact and they sit nice and high when I’m standing.  These are better, but I wish they weren’t so SWEATY.    Care instructions “wash on gentle with like colors tumble dry low or hang dry”  As the hours wear on the roughness was a little frustrating, it was like I had very slightly chafed my entire lower half.  (long term: I’ve owned these for 6 months and there’s a ½ inch hole in my right inner thigh seam.)

LuLaRoe  Size Tall&Curvy $25 +shipping unless your consultant offers pickup.

Since solid black is basically a dinosaur and has gone extinct, I have no idea how their basic black wears.  But my LLR were mostly black so I have an inkling.  These were long on me, I am small at 4'10” and I’m plus size so the fact that they jack up the inseam for plus is annoying.  And I’m sure standard size tall girls don’t appreciate baggy leggings.  But I digress.  LLR has some nice fabric.  Very very soft, very stretchy, breathable but not see through. I totally see the appeal.  Very slight view of my underwear pattern but that was my own fault at times.  (underwear choice people)       They do feel a little flimsy in hand though.  The care instructions  hand wash and hang dry.  Fair enough, I garment bag delicate cycled them and hung to dry.  But the thigh seams gave out on mine in under 3 months. Not a little bit either, they busted open like a tin of biscuits when I was getting into my truck one day.    When I contacted my consultant she was entirely too busy telling me about all the new pairs she was getting in my size and how I should just get new ones.   But I wasn’t ponying up $25 and facebook fighting with strangers again for pants I’ll only have for a couple months.   Sorry LLR, I’ll catch you on the flipside.

Assets by Spanx. Assets Higher Power Legging $30 in size I honestly don’t know.  

Very stretchy, spandexy, but not uncomfortable.  The waist band resembles nylons or tights though and it wants to roll down.   They suck in my gut for real though, with a little booty lift too.  Definitely can see the design on my undies under bright light, indoors not so bad.  They feel thick enough to be warm but in the outdoor temperature around 40, my butt was frosty. But sitting for extended periods they did feel a little sweaty.  Care instructions, hand wash or delicate cycle, hang dry, tumble on low as needed.   Overall not bad but for $30?  I consider these “special occasion” leggings.  (long term:  They hold up pretty well but they do seem to be stretching out.  They’re not nearly as supportive as they were by a longshot.  But no holes.)

Walmart   Just My Size and NoBo   in 1X-2X.  $9-$13

NoBo:  Nice high waist, cottony softish.  But the seams are so thick they kind of dig in.  I can definitely tell what color panties I have on and what cut because these cling to EVERYTHING.  They make my cellulite look worse somehow.  And where the hell is this thigh roll coming from?  I don’t have a thigh roll!  

NOPE, changed into JMS.  

Lower waist, still see through.  But less offensive to my unflattering parts.  They’re okay in softness but the seams on these were just as bad as the NoBo, they’re so thick!  They’re okay for getting through the day, but I wont buy more of these.  They also seem to be almost baggy in weird places.  Just below my bum there were these sort of folds of fabric that had nowhere to be.  And right around my knees, same.  Care instructions are wash with like colors tumble dry low.  (long term: These popped like a tin of biscuits in just a few weeks.)  Big fat NOPE!

Spanx Legging  $68

I already hated these within 10 minutes.  They’re the same sweaty-ish fabric as the Assets version but they seem to be a little bit rough.  They’re thick and mostly not see through.  I can tell what color is covering my butt, but only in direct sunlight or LED light.  The waist band is so rolly, it just doesn’t want to stay up where it’s supposed to be.   I don’t find these any more or less supportive than their Assets sister, but they’re definitely heavier. And sweaty, and hard to get in and out of to go to the toilet.

To be totally honest I took them off after a couple of hours because they band was hurting me.  I decided I had to return them, I could not justify THAT amount of money on something that hurts and won’t be worn again.  I didn’t read the care instructions, I didn’t care.  I don’t recommend these at all.  If you want tummy sucking booty lifting power, get the Assets version.

Legging Army      Legging Army solid black in + size  $18

Very soft, I can’t compare the fabric to anything except LLR.  I think they feel similar but these don’t feel flimsy in hand before you put them on.  If you’re not being obnoxious with underwear choices you can’t see even a tinge in these. If you feel like wearing crazy panties you might see a little shadow of something from really close if you bend really far over under very bright lights, but basically no underwear viewing in these.  It was cold that day, my butt was cold when the wind blew. I do wish they had a little more “support”  but my one size pair does hold things in a little bit better.  All in all, as you saw from my comprehensive review, I’m not mad at these, not even a little.  They fit well, wear well, and wash pretty well.  (long term 3 months so far, no seam splitting, no pilling in the thighs, they’ve retained shape very well.)

So there it is.  My full review and comparison. I know it might not seem hard to wear black leggings and be super aware of them throughout the day, but this is Massachusetts, it’s February, it wasn’t exactly a beach picnic.  And I didn’t want to leave anything out because I want to be totally honest with you all.  

I’m don’t like these just because I’m selling them now,  I’m actually selling them because I really like them.  I hope you found my review helpful, if there’s anything I missed, or you want to know, just ask.  

Thanks for reading.