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Pretty fucking good for my first time making chicken parm.
#cooking shit#next time ill make homemade marinara#but i figured that wouldve made this more stressful than frying already is#also this isnt really chicken par.#as it has no parm#i dont really like parm#but i do like chicken cutlets with italian seasonings and red sauce
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My Favourite WWE Wrestler Impressions As Done By Anthony Malerba
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truly if i could get rid of one autism curse its obky being able to eat extremely specific things like i have so many leftovers in the fridge but they arent the leftovers i THOUGHT we had so theyre not the ones i WANT so i just cant eat them or anything else....the ancient curse....
#barry.txt#MADDENING!!!!!#i just wanted chicken parm sub!!!!#and now i cant even make tacos bc my soul has been set on food that literally doesnt exist#in this house
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i had this creamy mushroom chicken because i was asked to make it for dinner,,, and my god my stomach won't stop rumbling
#gg speaks#upset tummy#eproctophilia#gassy#tummy noises#it has milk and parm/romano And garlic#i didn't even eat all that long ago
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when your wife makes you taste a meatball for the first time in your life together, and your whole body stops working because holy fuck, THIS is what they’re supposed to taste like?????
#my wife#context: my wife is an incredible cook and always has been#whereas I grew up in a huge family so most of my food was fairly…bland and often from frozen beginnings#so for MONTHS or even years she’s been like ‘I wanna make meatballs’ and I’ve been like ‘ehhh I don’t love those’#and I just. um. will stop arguing with her on ANY food items for the rest of time#cuz that broke me#(she’s pairing it with homemade tomato sauce that I have branded Top Surgery Tomato Sauce)#(because she made it for the best chicken parm of my life the night before surgery)#(and. yeah. marry someone who can cook if you can’t. it’s life changing. that is all.)
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#he STILL has the tan line from the tattoo 🤣🤣#playboyy#playboyy the series#jack giacomo piazza#parm pawarate#also I feel that pain of working out for months just for your muscles get smaller again the moment you take a bit of a break -.-#what do you mean we have to work out forever to keep the shape#workout motivation
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depression so damn bad i don't even wanna move anymore you know what that means. it's time to #GetAddictedToMonster
#our post comrade.#heres a life hack for if you ever wake up in my shoes: caffiene has a lower chance of making parme's anxiety go haywire#if they couldn't feel anything in the first place. so go ham. god i love energy drinks
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Just wanted to say thank you for all the messages, both in my inbox and under my my last post. I’m in a bit of a better mood now since I just came back from visiting Parm, he’s doing alright, hopefully his surgery today will go smoothly.
Again, thank you guys, you’ve helped alleviate a bit of my anxiety about everything going on <3
#I cant really handle losing another cat rn#Fizz is still in my thoughts even though it’s been a while since she died#my sona sheet still has her in it and it hurts to look at some times#but I dont want to erase her from it either#I really believed she’d stay in my life longer than she did#Now I have Parm#He helped me with my grief over Fizz#I took him in from someone who didnt want him because of his balance issues#I still feel so stupid for not knowing he got out#I thought for sure he wasnt outside
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To my fellow friends with Celiac/Gluten intolerance, my Walmart started carrying Udi’s chicken parm and chicken alfredo in the GF freezer section. There was a third option too, but I forgot what it was. Yes, it was still like $8 for a couple of servings, but sometimes you’ve got to treat yourself.
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a very dear friend of mine is a great cook but she sadly succumbs to a common stereotype and never seasons her chicken
#idk how she fails at this#she knows to roast carrots with parm to make them flavorful#and somehow roasted apples onions and herbs together to make a delicious autumn hash#she has made AMAZING crispy brussels sprouts with tahini glaze#but somehow putting extra s&p on chicken is beyond her
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:camera: please sir a little picture for me
SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF
#HIIIII PARME !!!!#this is my dog his name is The Char his catchphrase is ‘Woos Woos’ and his superhero persona is Thunder Beagle#(previously known as Bat Beagle)#(he has so much lore)#my post#caps#my asks#dog
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If you work in an Italian restaurant (all food service jobs are war) then your coworkers are your brothers in parms
#text post#shitpost#the phrase brother in parms has been rattling around my head for weeks#food service
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I realize I am part of the problem here but it is hilarious to me that hockey players have so many fans even though down to a man when asked about their preferences they are all like "oh yeah I like a good steak and my favorite band is nickelback"
Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you
#except of course mr sidney crosby who bakes his own banana bread props to him#honorable mention to leon “what did i keep from my childhood? my tooth gap” draisaitl and the chicken parm he has mentioned twelve times#but the REST#connor “afraid of ketchup” mcdavid#matthew “well I can't cook but I can roast you while you do it for me” tkachuk#jack “hired a private chef so my girlfriend would stop complaining about my culinary preferences” eichel#I mean
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I don't really partake in Dr-pout (the comedy streaming service previously known as College Humor) stuff, so when they announced a cooking show I had dismissed it as going to be primarily a platform to do gag food related to their major comedian personalities but suddenly I'm warming up to it after seeing a chef made erotic oyster shots you have to consume blindfolded with no hands
#as in 'well. maybe they're really cooking (ha) with the food ideas'#the premises I had seen that they did beforehand (did not watch the episodes) were things like 'butter' and 'make a really meaty chicken#parm' so I wasn't really sold
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#guess i lied about that i won't post much today in the tag#but this has the be shared#playboyy the series#aun warit#parm pawarate#aunparm
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this shit rocks. idk what else to say
#parme watches skibidi toilet#the guy who made it obviously has talent#why they choose to use it to make a weird youtube shorts show i dont know but sometimes people are funny like that
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