#except of course mr sidney crosby who bakes his own banana bread props to him
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I realize I am part of the problem here but it is hilarious to me that hockey players have so many fans even though down to a man when asked about their preferences they are all like "oh yeah I like a good steak and my favorite band is nickelback"
Biggest red flag in a man is when he says his favorite food is steak. First of all it should be cock but even then can you not say something more nuanced you blubbering ape. Not even cheesecake or something. I’d even take a subway sandwich because it means you have some sort of desire to change the world around you
#except of course mr sidney crosby who bakes his own banana bread props to him#honorable mention to leon “what did i keep from my childhood? my tooth gap” draisaitl and the chicken parm he has mentioned twelve times#but the REST#connor “afraid of ketchup” mcdavid#matthew “well I can't cook but I can roast you while you do it for me” tkachuk#jack “hired a private chef so my girlfriend would stop complaining about my culinary preferences” eichel#I mean
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