anyway last time a guy put in any effort for me he basically just rejected me two weeks later so like. whatever!
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Between you and another friend of mine who is in love solely with Papa, I have no idea what is happening in the lore of Ghost but it's fascinating to see you both on parallel journeys at the same time.
I swear that 75% of what is Ghost lore is fan made. There certainly is lore, and that is what got me invested in the band, but that isn't the focus of the band, it's the music. I think a lot of people take what little lore we're given too seriously too. Really, the elements of the Ghost Universe inspires me, and I'm here to explore it and play around with those elements.
Happy to have you on this journey with me!
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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my family is fucking addicted to macgyvering and it's becoming a problem. every time something in this house breaks, instead of doing the sensible thing of replacing it or calling someone qualified to fix it, we all group around the offending object with a manic look in our eyes and everyone gets a try at fixing it while being cheered on or ridiculed by the rest.
it's a beautiful bonding activity, but the "creative" fixes have turned our house into a quasihaunted escape room like contraption where everything works, but only in the wonkiest of ways. you need a huge block of iron to turn on the stove. the oven only works if a specific clock is plugged in. the bread machine has a huge wood block just stapled to it that has become foundational to its function. sometimes when you use the toaster the doorbell rings. and that's just the kitchen.
it's all fun and games until you have guests over and you have to lay out the rules of the house like it's a fucking board game. welcome to the beautiful guest room. don't pull out the couch yourself you need a screwdriver for that, and that metal rod makes the lamp work so don't move it. it also made me a terrifying roommate in college, because it makes me think i can fix anything with enough hubris and a drill. you want to call the landlord about a leaky faucet? as if. one time my dad made me install a new power socket because we ran our of extension cords
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard
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