#as if we’re not the same height

[bibleofficial]

time to tell y’all, the girlys, about my beautiful new short fwb omg like ok first of all … he’s NORMAL. he’s SANE. he’s 58 & hasn’t been married w no kids & a slight heart problem leading him to having to ration his orgasms so he doesn’t die but that’s not the point he’s so cute & i stroke his beard like a cat

[teartra]

Love this tiny chaotic gremlin

[hwamphwamp]

so who was gonna tell me he’s built like this??? (It’s entirely my fault for not fully noticing, my brain has been on gunil big arms mode since I got into the group)

anyways save me big strong man from xdinary heroes save me

[jlle-marie]

i want to put him in my POCKET

he’s so smol

i love him 😾

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

I think it would be so funny if we make Reg just like an inch taller than Sirius.

[whowherewhy]

Every time I pass the enforcers on the way to campus I get a mini heart attack. Why are they so scary.

[frnkiebby]

frank??? looking his height?????~🎃

[mumblesplash]

the fact that doctors can just Recommend Weight Loss with no instructions beyond ‘eat healthier/less’ is actually insane to me, i lost weight on purpose ONCE and it took me like 6 years to recover a semi-normal relationship with food and hunger

[ghostellie]

I’m finally watching the post-race interviews, and the way the camera drops a foot from Alex to Yuki is killing me

[ferocioustrout]

every time I see someone draw fuyuhiko comically short im like haha! and then I remember

[capitalisticveins]

ong the fucking LORE is spicing tf up i tjought u hated communisticbones like a lot

SHES MY BESTEST FRIEND I WOULD NEVERRRR

I MEAN SOMETIMES BUT SHE KNOWS IM JOKING

she does have a habit to like, poke and punch my arm in order to crack her fingers because im fat snd i dont feel her skinny ass punches, and if I turn and go “my turn” you’d think shes had the fear of god stricken into her

BUT NO I LOVE HER SHES GREAT

[madamairlock]

So, Pelia is probably my new favorite Trek character? I would do anything for this insane, tiny woman.

[mister-mizu]

I usually don’t post personal stuff, but look at this absolutely SICK Ortho wig + headphones + mask I built

I’m actually so proud of it I had to show everyone I could

(And I built the wig from foil, paper, and yarn. A shit ton of yarn. I’m actually SO PROUD)

[0vercastgirl]

This is how I talk abt pete when I start getting a little too horny

[massivelynervousprincess]

Just me being cheesy and feeling the love after feeling… empty?

Spent 2 days with my cousin and her amazing children and started this morning with a video call from my niece… I love them so much and feel the love and haismwpdheoans😭🥺🥹 this is what I needed

And I’m going for lunch with my friend and her family (I’m like her family’s permanent food/city tourguide since they’re from a different part of the country)… and she told me “you’re the little sister I’ve always wanted” and I was like “?????🥹😭” to the point she thought I was insulted/didn’t appreciate the comment 🤣🙈 ugh yeah…

Plus I got an adorable message from a mutual (HI KALI! 😘)

[osseincactus]

My brain is constantly torn on Archie and Maxie’s heights… like on one hand Maxie looks like he should be a damn bean pole stick bug looking ass and I love art of him being taller than Archie but on the other hand he would be soooooo mad if he was shorter than Archie and I think it’s funny when he suffers