#boutta make another poll or some shit

[osseincactus]

My brain is constantly torn on Archie and Maxie’s heights… like on one hand Maxie looks like he should be a damn bean pole stick bug looking ass and I love art of him being taller than Archie but on the other hand he would be soooooo mad if he was shorter than Archie and I think it’s funny when he suffers

[widevibratobitch]

if you get upset about other people 'vagueing' you then perhaps try not doing it yourselves. use those spines of yours - not to point fingers (<- is boutta start pointing fingers) but lol&lmao bold words coming from someone who literally started this whole vagueing avalanche and is now the one crying about it. action - reaction, sweetheart. but i digress.

Let's just start by saying this was never about Verdi, Mozart or even Rossini. I feel no need to converse with you or try to convince you of anything, because I simply do not care. You’re entitled to your own opinion and I’m entitled to mocking it in the privacy of my own blog (which, again, I did not do until you started the vague-party).

Now. This entire ridiculous callout post could have been a single click on the block button on your part. You are aware you can use it too, right? Everything you’re asking from me and my friends - you yourself can actually do first! Set an example, why don’t you.

Aren’t you tired? Like genuinely asking. Aren’t you? As entertaining as this catfighting has been, I sure am. 

I've said this before and I'll say it again - none of this would ever have happened if you, or any other person vagueing us and clutching their pearls at our (or mine? since you seem to have some ridiculous personal vendetta against me in particular, judging by this post especially - and while i’d normally be flattered, at this point it’s just plain annoying) violent evil ways, would have messaged us about it privately sooner. If that was a legitimate issue, if it was something genuinely upsetting to you or your friends and either of you would have let me know about it - I would have stopped immediately. But you clearly enjoyed making patronising posts, villainizing me and my friends for clowning in the tags in what is THE most common and signature form of tumblr humour.

Self-aggrandising? Sure lol. Again. We’re on tumblr aka the site where every single person in any given fandom is the self-proclaimed Only One Who Gets It And Is Right About It. Cliquey? I’m sorry, is having friends amongst your mutuals a crime now? Lmfao please.

As for the “isolated occurrence” - be fuckin fr right now. An unrelated post from almost a year ago that we have discussed and (apparently not) resolved in private when you messaged me about it, if you recall. So sorry but I won’t waste my time by talking about it now.

And since Sofia @verdiesque was nice and civil in her response, which you basically completely ignored, I’ll be the one doing the biting now. Say dumb shit - get mocked for it. (‘dumb shit’ is, of course, a subjective matter, so if you find my shit dumb you are more than welcome to mock me in turn - which you have, in fact, done; but i guess your mocking is fine and just, but ours is evil and immoral…???).

As for your words being ‘thrown back at you’ - i think if you threaten to kill yourself or another living creature, even jokingly, over something as inconsequential as a fucking tumblr poll, there is something genuinely wrong with you - HOW am i supposed to not mock you when you assume this patronising, holier-than-thou stance and write this exact combination of words as a response to me saying, and i quote, I WILL KICK A PUPPY INTO THE SUN. Like sorry not sorry but it’s impossible to take you seriously in such a situation, no matter how heartfelt or sincere a thought that was.

Not even gonna comment on the pirate poll argument because it’s just absurd to me, next.

(also, minor detail, but please do show me a single tag of mine under those polls where i would “threaten” any actual harm, such as pushing someone into traffic (lol&lmao), onto another person (not counting, of course, the sun-kicked puppies) - i’ve made sure to direct such jokes only at myself, just in case, for damage control, and yet. as i see that was still not enough and some delicate sensibilities were hurt anyway... Tragic really but i did all i could, oh well)

“i write them because i have thoughts and opinions and emotions and posting them is what a blog is for” GOD BLESS so do I. So maybe let’s keep it that way without absurd attempts at policing other people’s shit. Neither me nor my friends have ever tagged you or said your name publicly in any of our dark and sinister mocking posts and memes. Those who knew - knew. Those who didn’t - didn’t, end of story. 

Also the fact that THAT was the post that set you off on this crusade is beyond fucking stupid. As Sofia said, that was a joke relating to our personal history, that is known to our friends and mutuals, but does not necessarily need to be known by YOURS. Hence the turned off reblog option. Not everything is about you, girl. 

Having said all that… You are simply taking this way too seriously i think <3

@widevibratobitch @verdiesque

can y'all either @ me or block me already this is getting exhausting