#as asq

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

Sex on intravenous drugs sounds great

The whole installation is a bit problematic for me

Titties are a good coping mechanism it seems

[askarsjustsoswedish]

Flashing Gifs // Happy 48th Birthday / Grattis på födelsedagen Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård! (25 Aug ‘76)

These darker, more twisted characters give me an opportunity to howl that primal scream and let it out, which I rarely do in everyday life. (x)

[eyeoftheheart]

May It Be Love

"The Sufis created a system of human development grounded in love and using the power of love to awaken and transform human beings. Rumi taught that it is everyone's potential to master the art of loving. Love is the answer to the problem of human existence.

"The Way to God passes through servanthood. The point is to love and be connected with others in that love. The form of Sufi work is typically a group, or spiritual guild. The Sufis created a milieu in which human love was so strong that it naturally elevated itself to the level of cosmic love. All forms of love eventually lead to spiritual love. 'Asq olsun,' they say in Turkish: 'May it become love.' The Sufis cultivated a kindness and refinement in which love fermented into a fine wine. They encouraged service to humanity as an expression of the love they felt. They accepted a rigorous discipline in order to keep the fire of love burning strongly."

— Kabir Helminski, The Knowing Heart

[neve-gallus-girl-detective]

Sometimes, I doubt myself and think I'm just pretending to have autism and then:

[teacupsofthoughts]

low effort drawings of ocs go brrrr

Oc with ponytail: Mystery, she/her

Green dude: Chestnut, he/him

blue oc: Aella, she/her

kid with sword: Eko, they/them

[certifiedqualityengineer]

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CQE certification is a clean indication of a professional’s commitment to excellence in quality engineering. It shows that they may be dedicated to now not most effective assembly the basic requirements of their position however additionally to constantly enhancing their know-how and competencies. This dedication is essential in a field where staying updated with the contemporary satisfactory practices and requirements is essential for achievement. The CQE certification calls for ongoing training and recertification, this means that that CQEs are constantly up-to-date with the modern day traits inside the discipline, making them priceless assets to their organizations.

Enhanced Credibility and Career Prospects: The CQE certification drastically complements a professional’s credibility, both inside their modern enterprise and within the broader activity marketplace. This better credibility regularly leads to higher profession opportunities, as employers apprehend the value of having a CQE-certified professional on their crew. The certification opens doors to superior positions in satisfactory control, consulting roles, or even executive-degree positions in which strategic selections regarding exceptional need to be made. Additionally, the global recognition of the CQE certification method that professionals can pursue career opportunities worldwide, making it a fantastically precious credential in an an increasing number of globalized process marketplace. Conclusion:

The Certified Quality Engineer (CQE) designation is a prestigious and quite reputable certification that signifies a expert’s deep understanding in first-class engineering. Administered by using the American Society for Quality (ASQ), this certification validates a complete expertise of great control systems, statistical analysis, method improvement, and trouble-solving methodologies. CQE-certified specialists are diagnosed for their capacity to power continuous development, make certain constant product and service pleasant, and correctly mitigate dangers inside groups. This certification no longer simplest highlights a professional’s commitment to excellence in excellent engineering however also significantly enhances their credibility and career possibilities. As a end result, CQEs are fairly valued within the enterprise and often located for leadership roles that require a high stage of knowledge and strategic thinking in quality management.

[pmpcertifications]

Mastering Excellence: A Comprehensive Guide on How to Become Six Sigma Green Belt Certified

Introduction:

In the world of quality management and process improvement, obtaining Six Sigma Green Belt certification is a significant achievement. This certification not only boosts your professional credibility, but it also provides you with the tools and methodologies needed to make a significant impact on organizational efficiency. In this blog post, we will look at the steps of how to get Six Sigma Green Belt certified professional, highlighting key points and referring to the Certified Six Sigma Green Belt Handbook Second Edition.

Understanding Six Sigma Green Belt Certification:

Before we get into the certification process, let's define Six Sigma and Green Belt certification. Six Sigma is a set of techniques and tools for process improvement that seek to reduce defects and variations in manufacturing and business processes. The Green Belt certification denotes a medium level of expertise, indicating an individual's ability to lead and implement process improvement initiatives.

How to Get Six Sigma Green Belt Certified:

1. Understand the Basics of Six Sigma: To begin the journey toward Six Sigma Green Belt certification, it is critical to have a thorough understanding of the Six Sigma methodology. Learn about key concepts such as DMAIC (Define, Measure, Analyze, Improve, Control), statistical analysis, and process improvement techniques.

2. Choose an Accredited Training Program: Enroll in a reputable Six Sigma Green Belt training course. Look for courses approved by reputable organizations such as the International Association for Six Sigma Certification (IASSC) or the American Society for Quality (ASQ). These programs usually cover the core tools, techniques, and methodologies outlined in the Certified Six Sigma Green Belt Handbook.

3. Attend Training and Complete the Coursework: Actively participate in training sessions and complete all assigned coursework. This will cover both theoretical and practical aspects of Six Sigma, allowing you to apply your knowledge in real-world scenarios.

4. Hands-On Project Work: Hands-on project experience is an important part of the Six Sigma Green Belt certification process. You will be responsible for leading a process improvement project using the DMAIC methodology, guided by a certified Six Sigma Black Belt or Master Black Belt. This hands-on experience is invaluable and ensures that you can apply Six Sigma principles in a real-world organizational setting.

5. Study the Certified Six Sigma Green Belt Handbook: The Certified Six Sigma Green Belt Handbook, Second Edition is a comprehensive resource that covers all Six Sigma concepts in depth. Use this handbook as a resource for your training and project work. It provides valuable insights, case studies, and practical tips to help you better understand and apply Six Sigma principles.

6. Prepare for the Certification Exam: Most certification programs end with a formal exam. Prepare thoroughly by using study materials, practice exams, and knowledge from the handbook. The exam will assess your understanding of Six Sigma concepts as well as your ability to apply them in a variety of scenarios.

7. Pass the Certification Exam: Passing the certification exam is the final step toward becoming a Six Sigma Green Belt certified professional. Achieving this milestone validates your ability and willingness to contribute to process improvement initiatives within your organization.

Conclusion: How to become Six Sigma Green Belt certified, you must be committed to continuous improvement and master the Six Sigma principles. By following the steps outlined, utilizing accredited training programs, and consulting the Certified Six Sigma Green Belt Handbook, you can confidently navigate the certification process and significantly contribute to the success of your organization's process improvement initiatives. With Six Sigma Green Belt certified professional, you can embrace the journey, apply what you've learned, and take your career to the next level.

[bookmycertifications]

ASQ

BookMycertifications offers ASQ Sample Papers, a crucial resource for exam preparation. These practice tests simulate the actual ASQ certification exams, providing candidates with an authentic exam experience. With BookMycertifications sample papers, aspiring quality professionals can assess their knowledge, identify areas for improvement, and boost their confidence for certification success.

[asqfortworth]

Lean Six Sigma Training | Lean Six Sigma Green Belt Training

Message from the Chair:  Summer 2022 Howdy!  Summer arrived early and all indications are it will be a record setting hot summer.   The Fort Worth Section is a record setter too.  The Section earned the ASQ 2021 Performance Excellence Program Gold Award for the second year in a row.  The Section is one of just five sections worldwide to earn this distinction this year.  Many thanks to the many members who contributed to this effort.  This is certainly an instance of it takes a village to make it happen.   Would you like to be a part of this village effort?  After our summer break, there will be a call for Nominations.  Do you know a good candidate?  Are you interested in participating?  There is a wide variety of tasks and tasks with varying levels of required time commitment.  Please consider serving.  The Section will not hold Professional Development (PD) meetings or webinars in July or August.  The next PD meeting will be September 1, 2022.  We will be meeting at the UNT HSC until the end of the calendar year.   While we will not have Professional Development meetings in July and August, the Leadership Committee (LC) will be working to set the 2023 goals, writing the 2023 Business Plan, and creating our Section’s 2023 Budget.  If you have questions or ideas for the Section, please contact me or a Leadership Committee member to discuss.   There is more information on these our upcoming acticities in our monthly newsletters; on our Section website, www.asqfortworth.org; and at the ASQ National website, www.asq.org  Have a great summer.  I’m looking forward to seeing all of you soon.  Be safe.  Be healthy. Roxanne L. Pillar, PE, CMQ/OE ASQ Fort Worth 1416, Section Chair Roxanne L. Pillar, PE, CMQ/OE, Section Chair

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[usafphantom2]

30 years ago today, Eileen Collins became the first woman to pilot the space shuttle, piloting Discovery on its STS-63 mission. She later also became the first woman to command the space shuttle. She reflects on her career in #ASQ: s.si.edu/3SJEOQq

@airandspace via X

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[askarsjustsoswedish]

Alexander Skarsgård: We have a son who is eight months old now.

Via Aftonbladet.se https://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/a/l3rwme/alexander-skarsgard-om-sonen-med-tuva-novotny-och-infinity-pool dd 24 March ‘23, by Jan-Olov Andersson [Google translate]

The Swedish star about the new father's life ● Daring film ● The fake penis

The new movie "Infinity pool" is full of sex and violence scenes.

Privately, Alexander Skarsgård, 46, is busy being a new father.

- It feels good. But it's clear it's a bit unusual, he says.

The Swedish star is doubly current right now.

On Monday, the fourth and final season of the television series "Succession" premieres on HBO Max. Alexander Skarsgård was in some episodes of the last season. Now he is involved significantly more when the Roy family is about to sell their media empire Waystar Royco to the tech billionaire played by Alexander.

- The Lukas Mattson character hangs around and pokes fun at their company. It has been absolutely fantastic to be a part of. To get such a well-written script and to work with so many fantastic actors, he says.

Alexander Skarsgård in "Succession". Photo: Graeme Hunter/HBO

"I laughed loudly"

Already today is the cinema premiere for "Infinity pool", a kind of horror thriller directed by B randon Cronenberg, son of David Cronenberg who has made many well-known films in the genre.

- This was a damn crazy movie, was the first thing I thought when I read the script. It's rare that something is so unique, hysterical and crazy in tone. I laughed out loud many times reading that.

Mia Goth and Alexander Skarsgård in "Infinity pool". Press photo. Photo: UIP

"Infinity pool" is about the writer James Foster who is on vacation with his wife ( Cleopatra Coleman ) on La Tolqa, a paradise island in a fictional dictatorship (in real life Croatia). Another couple, Gabi and Alban ( Mia Goth, Jalil Lespert ), become their new friends and take them on an excursion, where everything goes wrong…

- The writer I play is a wounded bird when we first meet him. A failed writer, his self-confidence is at rock bottom, he questions a lot in life; himself, his talent, his relationship. So he's pretty easy prey for Gabi, all it takes is a little compliment to boost his ego.

Mia Goth and Alexander Skarsgård. Photo: Soeren Stache / AP

Fake penis

Small compliment, yes... the movie's most talked about scene is when she unexpectedly starts masturbating him until it works for him. Everything depicted in close-up.

- The film is satirical, violent and sexy. It's a graphic film in many ways, you could say. I won't go into details, but the scene shows that she is the one holding the leash. That he is at a disadvantage and both scared and attracted and excited. An interesting scene to make…

Alexander Skarsgard. Photo: Pontus Lundahl/TT

In a foreign interview, Alexander has told us that it is a fake penis we see in the picture.

The film is also about certain people being cloned and in one scene a naked Alexander on a dog leash (!) fights with himself.

- I love that scene. Fighting another version of myself and then going into some kind of primal stage and nursing Mia Goth's breasts as she becomes some kind of mother figure to him… I like to dive in headfirst and let go of all inhibitions.

Alexander Skarsgård at the "Succession" premiere. Photo: Charles Sykes/AP

Fatherhood: "Quite unusual"

The last time Alexander and I were spoken to in a Zoom interview, I asked about his relationship with Tuva Novotny . He didn't want to talk about that. It belonged to private life.

But it is no secret that they have had a child together and now I ask how it is to be a new father.

- It feels good. We have a son who is eight months old now. It's going well, although it's quite unusual.

Tuva Novotny. Photo: Anders Wiklund/TT

[tower-of-hana]

mfs online will say these are symptoms of autism and just list traits that I have, they should be more inclusive of people with ADHD smh

the raads-r will say "I am an autism test" and just list my whole personality and life story, they should be more inclusive of people with ADHD smh

the asq test will say "I am also an autism test" and then give me the exact same score as the average female autistic person, they should be more inclusive of people with ADHD smh

Guys help, we need to beat these evil bigots (also how do they know so much about me?)

[xjulixred45x]

Yandere! Tad Blakk/Twist/Junjie x Shane! Lectora (TRADUCCION)

Genero: Headcanons

Lector: femenino

Advertencias: YANDERE, manipulación, celos, posesividad, mentalidad poco saludable, acoso, etc. Lee con precaución.

Tad Blakk

• OHHHHHH este es uno MALO.

• ¿recuerdas que mencione mi anterior trabajo con la hermana gemela de Eli? Bueno, en ese trabajo, especifique que lectora se había quedado en la superficie cuando Eli se fue, es probable que incluso haya decidió escapar de la casa de su tío, simplemente porque ella no quería lidiar con su familia, no ahora que Eli se había ido, la había DEJADO, mejor dicho.

• ¿y adivina a quien conoció en la superficie, con los mismos problemas relacionados a un pariente MUY cercano a bajoterra que los habían dejado atrás por razones desconocidas? ¡Exactamente! Tad.

• Me gusta la teoría de que Tad probablemente vivía cerca del mismo vecindario que Eli, y por eso encontró la entrada de los Shane. Por lo mismo, encontró también a UNA Shane, sin embargo, las cosas no salieron como uno quería, ya que Tad se terminó encariñando mucho, demasiado, con lectora.

• Probablemente los aspectos más insalubres de su dinámica surgieron más en la superficie. Tad es un gran manipulador, por lo que le es fácil hacer cosas como que lectora no lo deje solo, argumentando que nadie quiere estar con él, hacerle creer a lectora que ÉL es la única persona confiable en su vida, etc.

• También es bastante controlador, quiere tener todo bajo su radar, eso incluye a lectora, por lo que, si ella empieza a actuar sin pensar o sin decirle, Tad percibe esto como una amenaza a su dinámica, y como el momento de acertar dominancia.

• Ya sea manipulando a lectora para que haga algo malo en contra de su voluntad, usar sus inseguridades en su contra o algo PEOR, Tad asegura que nadie más va a querer a lectora, pero eso está bien, porque nadie más lo quiere a él, ni siquiera su padre, por lo que lo único que tiene que hacer es estar junto a él, y ninguno de los dos estará solo.

• Así, ellos podrán buscar venganza juntos, podrán encontrar a Eli en bajoterra, y hacerle pagar por el daño que les hizo matar al padre de Tad, y abandonar a lectora) ¿no suena bien? (traducción: alíate conmigo, o sino…)

• Sin embargo, cuando Tad se da cuenta de que esto le disparo en la culata, haciendo que lectora este más deprimida (en vez de estar feliz, como el anticipo) él genuinamente no sabe qué hacer.

• Pero esta es una oportunidad de lectora de intercambiar los roles, ahora que Tad está desesperado por el control en la relación, lectora solo tiene que darle la ilusión.

• Deben hacer un trato, él le dará a ella libertad, y ella le dará a él su compañía.

• Obviamente Tad no es tonto, se da cuenta de que hay algún motivo detrás de esto, y quiere saber el PORQUE.

• Y lectora, simplemente le responde que él es un ser miserable, que se ha ganado un lugar retorcido, doloroso y mohoso en su corazón, él puede hacer con eso lo que quiera, ella solo le da opciones (¡las cuales el acepta! Pero dios…).

• Así se forma una de las peores parejas de todo bajoterra, lista para ver quien pone abajo al otro primero.

Twist

• Si llegaste a leer mi anterior trabajo de Bajoterra, sabrás que Twist es alguien muy testarudo, más ahora que tiene una prefijación en lectora.

• Esto probablemente se gestó durante su tiempo como traidor dentro de la banda de Shane, en general teniendo en cuenta que lectora no es solo una de las pocas personas con cerebro en el grupo (según él), sino que lo trata de forma genuina.

• Y esto no cambia incluso las próximas veces que se ven.

• Incluso siendo enemigos, lectora trata de ser empática con Twist, ella entiende que lo que hizo su padre estuvo mal, y no trata de echarlo bajo la alfombra (como Eli..), ella genuinamente quiere ayudarlo, no entregarlo.

• Esto causa que Twist crea erróneamente que lectora esta atraída por él, lo que lleva a sus típicas interacciones llenas de coquetería y frases cursis. Las cuales solo hacen que lectora se asquee y le dé un golpe con una demoledora.

• Pero lamentablemente él no se da por vencido, es delirante, MUY delirante.

• Él ve a la banda de Shane como un obstáculo, que le ha llenado la cabeza a lectora con ideas erradas (como las que tenía su padre) y que solo tendría que deshacerse de ellos para que lectora entienda VERDADERAMENTE sus intenciones.

• También estas los intentos para nada disimulados de hacer que ella se una al bando del doctor Blakk, ya sea con sus típicos argumentos chafas, o sacando de proporción todo lo malo que hizo Will Shane, como es que él y su palabra no son de fiar, etc.

• Todo esto para que lo vea en una mejor luz, pero la verdad solo lo hace ver desesperado.

• Como sea, si de alguna forma lectora decidiera dejar el grupo de Shane, puedes apostar que Twist está pisándole los talones para que se le una, o incluso, él decide separarse de Blakk para ir tras ella. Pensando que de esa forma podrán estar VERDADERAMENTE juntos, sin Shane, sin Blakk, solo los dos.

• Obviamente lectora no quiere un compañero de Viajes, pero no es como Twist deje mucha opción, además no ha hecho nada malo…por ahora, pero ella definitivamente no olvida todo por lo que hizo pasar a su hermano, y costara mucho arreglar eso.

• De ahí probablemente vienen ciertas actitudes protectoras o posesivas, Twist cree que, si le demuestra a lectora que es de fiar, protegiéndola, entonces ella finalmente lo aceptara, pero no tiene en cuenta que ella no quiere su protección.

• Él también es un gran aguafiestas cada vez que lectora quiere formar su propio grupo o traer más personas con ellos, ya sea saboteándolo todo, o incluso amenazando a los nuevos miembros de la pandilla.

• Obviamente lectora SABE que Twist es el responsable, pero no importa cuántas veces ella le diga que se vaya, que lo odia, que no lo quiere ver ni su “ayuda”, él simplemente actúa como si ella se hiciera la difícil y la sigue como un perro perdido.

• Conclusión, es un dolor de trasero, pero está empeñado en ser TU dolor de trasero.

Junjie

• Ay dios, este es el mejor de todos y aun así se siente tan mal por todo esto.

• Probablemente al principio Junjie pensaba que estaba teniendo destellos de la influencia de Goon otra vez, asustado como no tienes idea, pero cuando lectora lo tranquilizo y le aseguro que no era así, y AUN tenia esos pensamientos… bueno, se sintió horrible.

• No solo porque

• Junjie no solo es uno de los pocos Yandere autoconscientes, sino que también practica MUCHO la restricción. El cree que, si se contiene lo suficiente, estos pensamientos se irán por si solos. Eso es lo que él quiere al menos, él quiere ser una BUENA PERSONA, NO ESTO.

• Esto puede que haga que se sienta aún más culpable por lo que paso con las cavernas del este, él piensa que por tener este tipo de pensamientos obsesivos lo hace una mala persona, que muy en el fondo, el dejo que todo lo malo en su vida le pasara, porque se lo merece.

• Esto genera, varias noches sin dormir, a veces sin comer, tratando desesperadamente de no toparse con lectora, sin mucho éxito.

• Todo llega al punto de que el equipo lo tiene que forzar a sentarse a comer, y, para la mala suerte de Junjie, lectora estaba al lado de él.

• Aunque, extrañamente, el no recordó mucho más después de ver a lectora. él se enteró después de que se desmayó y durmió por unas cuantas horas (casi un dia entero).

• Eso, y Junjie se da cuenta de que los pensamientos están mucho más… calmados ahora, todo porque lectora y el interactuaron.

• Esto puede terminar generando un nuevo tipo de tendencia, cuando los pensamientos son demasiado fuertes o Junjie se siente demasiado atormentado por el pasado, va y se queda cerca de lectora. y todo es silencio de nuevo. Para su alivio.

• ¡y parece que lectora se lo toma bien! Ella solo está feliz de ayudarlo a sentirse mejor, y asegurarle que no es una mala persona por tener pensamientos “intrusivos” (como ella los llama) ¡todos los tenemos hasta cierto punto!, lo cual también es muy tranquilizador.

• Sin embargo, a veces esto no es suficiente, y Junjie recurre a ciertas tácticas… poco ortodoxas y francamente vergonzosas (sus palabras).

• Cosas como stalkear a lectora cuando va a hacer algún mandado sola, verla por el rabillo del ojo cuando él está “meditando”, incluso ha llegado a verla mientras duerme (no está orgulloso, él lo jura, pero no puede parar).

• Él se asegura que nadie lo vea cuando hace esto, pero está seguro que Pronto en alguna ocasión lo atrapo cuando estaba sonámbulo, y los demás miembros del grupo están actuando raro. Él no los culpa, pero, de nuevo, no lo hace por malicia, el genuinamente no quiere hacer esto.

• Los miembros del grupo están seguros de que Goon le jodio el cerebro y que talvez podrían verlo con los del Clan sombra. Mientras que lectora solo está preocupada por todo.

• Solo déjame decir, Junjie no puede evitar temer la hora de que vuelva a las cavernas del Este, una parte de él lo desea con todas sus fuerzas para que así no ponga potencialmente en peligro a lectora. pero otra parte de él no sabe qué hará una vez que todo termine. Tocará esperar y ver…

[teacupsofthoughts]

i feel like if i analyze cobalt vs blue stick from that rebalanced animation hard enough something will click

[feski]

I always worry that even though I feel Autistic I’m not because I don’t feel like I have sensory issues or a special interest, so I retook those tests. I got a 97% atypicality on the Aspie quiz and 40 on Embrace Autism’s ASQ test. Above 32 there means high autistic traits.

When thinking about if I have autism I take into account my connection to BPD traits in mind because I know a lot of people living as girls get diagnosed with BPD and later get it replaced with autism.