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Frightened and stressed out by the overwhelming love they feel for each other because they are even cuter up close ๐โค๏ธ๐
[Birds of a feather AU] - [Previous part]
#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#aziraphale x crowley#good omens comic#Birds of a Feather AU#Aziraphale should always break Gabriel's rules. as a treat ๐๐#And Crowley should always try to please Aziraphale by bringing him every single thing that he likes and that he maybe vaguely mentioned onc#as a treat ๐๐๐๐๐#They are so in love but OF COURSE they are not telling each others that would be TOO SIMPLE#So they are gonna meet at the edge of Skyheaven's walls ABSOLUTELY IN SECRET#Consider Crowley bringing books to Aziraphale like the little stones that penguins brings to each others when they are in love#This is his way of flirting. At least in his mind. Aziraphale have NO CLUE but really appreciate it!!#Also Crowley always stand hunched so he's rarely as tall as in the last picture#but there he was meeting Aziraphale face to face for the first time and was puffing his feathers like a rooster to try and look cool ahah#Tag italiano del giorno uuuuumh... lasagna? ๐ค#Droppiamo questi piccioni che flirtano e andiamo a mangiarci la nostra lasagna natalizia buone feste raga byeeee
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Lol cool ๐
#appreciate it#more rhan anything dms just hqppy to have characters that feel like people and not a trope#a checkbox obligation a โhey look [insert minority here] peopl we get/love you!!! please buy our stuff or you're a faker#etc. etc.#just be real look cool and act cool and that's it babe race at that point is a sweet treat on top of an already delicious cake ๐๐
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Oh! To be a sweet maiden in need for advice on how to grab a bag cuz her family is starving! Starving to death I say! Good thing the sweet maiden knows where a certain earth dragon lies๐ maybe the dragon is willing to impart ๐๐ฆsome knowledge๐๐ฆ in exchange of the tip :) (or Mora), let's say... ๐๐๐๐๐๐
And the Earth Dragon seeing such a sweet thing presenting herself so desperately. Good thing that she's benevolent. ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐
One of us I coming out pregnant from that cave and it's going to be me ๐คฐ๐คฐ๐คฐ
Ningguang has me in chokehold but dragon her? ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐ฉ๐ฉโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐คฐ๐คฑ
The emojis are taking me out ๐ญ
But yes! To be a sweet little maiden that is the dragon womenโs plaything. Oh how the Dragon Women would treat you like youโre the most delicate creature ever, harboring you in their castle so that you could bring their bodies some pleasure with that adorable pussy of yours ๐
Luckily for you, the dragon women arenโt that rough since they know that humans like you are fragile, but I wonโt guarantee that youโre walking out of that castle without at least one womb full of cum. Though gentle, dragons can be quite the insatiable beasts, arenโt they? Youโre quite lucky that they treat you right since youโre their brideโฆ
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Doing my (better late than never) part to spread the word about the Sanity's Fall Fanzine, a truly kick-ass collection of Sally Face fanart and fanfiction from 40+ artists and writers, including @otaku-bartender, @moonstruckmutt, @xviiint, @violetnuisance, and yours truly๐จ๐ญ
The kickstarter is fully funded and preorders for the zine and exclusive merch are now open! All proceeds will be donated to to the charity 'Red de Apoyo para Vรญctimas de Sectas' (Support Network for Cult Victims), so if you're able, treat yourself and throw a couple extra items in your cart knowing that it's for a great cause ๐
Here's a little sneak preview of the illustration I contributed to the project:
RIP Larrys eyebrows ๐๐
For more info and previews from other artists, check out the official Sanity's Fall Fanzine pages on Instagram and twitter
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MERAAA AHH YOUR WINTER WOES !!! And I thought I was devout to Azul.. ๐
Okay; Let me start thinking how I can articulate and express my feelings about this fic.
#1 The dialogue. You HAVE to understand, I was kicking my feet up, giggling so much. The way you incorporated Jade's down bad behavior into his thoughts which slightly differs from his dialogue- AH โปโ โปโ ๏ธตโ ใฝโ (โ `โ ะโ ยดโ )โ ๏พโ ๏ธตโ โปโ โป I LOVE IT !!!!
#2 Deception. YOU REALLY CAPTURED JADE'S PERSONA HERE. His mildly hidden deception > < ) Oh the chokehold he has on me rn cause of ur fic!!! Bro was lying straight from his gaping serrated maw ๐ซถ And it was perfect! I was jumping up and down every time I saw the contrast in his thoughts and words, I can not STRESS the fact that I ended up laughing so heartily on that scene where he straight up lied to MC about the possible pregnancy; You're way of story telling and build up is so ๐โจ *chef's kiss*
#3 The interaction. Between Y/N and Jade is so ๐ฉ๐๐๐๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๐ Surprisingly, this is one of your most gentlest Jade in the Jade multiverse and it was certainly a treat. I feel like I was just fed a full course meal for free. Definitely an unforgettable experience (โ เนโ โกโ โโ โกโ เนโ ) I mean, as IF Jade would ever let you forget about what happened. THE BANTER ?!?! The banter. Golden. MC's genuine concern vs Jade's hornybrained desperation (โ *โ หโ ๏ธถโ หโ *โ )โ .โ ๏ฝกโ *โ โก Yummy !
#4 Jade. Of course. GOSH, I wanna sit here and yap to you all about how startling soft and sappy this made me. Which really shows how amazing your writing issss!!! Who else can spread Jade propaganda like this but you ๐ Azul Nation stay strong ! เญงโ (โ ย โ หตโ ย โ ยฐโ ย โ ~โ ย โ ยฐโ ย โ หตโ ย โ )โ เญจ
Anws I'm scared of absolutely bombing ur inbox so I'll stop it here > < ) Like Jade, I also still have some self control. Take care of urself <333 Ty for the fic !
- I can't choose an emoji; A garden flower.
( โงแโฆ) AAAAAA THANK YOU SO SO MUCH, GARDEN FLOWER!!!!! Please never be scared of bombing my inbox!!! You can yap as much as you want!! I'll always be grateful to read your words!!!!! <3
I'm so happy all of those aspects of the fic were enjoyable!! I wanted to try my hand at writing another version of Jade who is soft and sweet. Writing from his pov is so fun, especially when he's in his mating season and is so very desperate and down bad. >:D as someone who is also very dedicated to Azul Nation, I fear Jade is trying to creep his way into my heart...... more than Azul!!!! >_< truly, we must all remain strong for tako!!!!!!
I really can't thank you enough for your kind words!!! I loved writing this type of Jade, and I think his relationship with the reader is very cute. Reader who is genuinely concerned for him contrasted with Jade's own one-track horny brain. I had fun writing all of his moray behaviors!! The gaping maw and the need to hunt an absurd amount of food for you in order to provide for mate. orz aaaaa his rizz is questionable, but his heart is in the right place (mostly ;;;; he's still lying about a few things, but that won't matter once you're knocked up).
I think a Jade who is vulnerable like this is very wonderful. He plays submissive just to better manipulate you, but it's difficult to tell where the line between act and truth is. <3 what a menace...... orz
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here's my lil guy Tammiris!
one of the first secondborn and a warden (guardian) until he caught the eye of a nightmare courtier who became obsessed with him, turning him against his will which made him a lot more ruthless and efficient than he already was. like, he stuck with this group of courtiers for a few months before just wiping them out completely (just to learn how the court as a whole operates, etc etc). Tammiris' goal right now is to find a way to undo what was done to him (and others) but so far the closest he's gotten is being soundless, but he's v much not satisfied with that
I know it's like almost 2am my time so a lot of people are asleep but uh, I love hearing about other people's ocs and I've been thinking about the nightmare court so I wanna hear about y'alls courtiers
This is a free invitation to use this post to tell me about your nightmare courtiers, ex courtiers, and their courts ๐๐ so please tell me about them, share as much or as little as you want
#gw2#guild wars 2#sylvari#nightmare court#he is full of rage. but it's a cold rage.#in his spare time he likes to hunt nightmare courtiers for sport. he's maaaaaybe just a lil ๐ unhinged. as a treat <3#i haven't figured out all the details for the specific court he was dragged into yet#but the higher ups were all known to indulge in and feed into their obsessions regardless of the consequences#i used to have a nightmare courtier who liked being of nightmare. but i unfortunately deleted her to make a new character ๐
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Love for Geppie?????? Thank God, he deserves that love!!!
I'm here to drop off like a thought/cute headcanon of like my fave trope ever!
Gepard usually stays in the frontlines, usually taking in all the damage and aggro for his soldiers (I know that's his role even in game/being the tank and all but every time he gets hit and he like screams I wince hhhh) so imagine a reader who is in charge of like taking care of the wounded soldiers so she's had more than enough times dealt with Gepard (so she knows him but he doesn't quite know her yet) already.
One day, the camp had been ambushed by a bunch of Fragmentum monsters and the main force is too busy with the Frontlines so reader here, despite being a healer, had to step up as technically the only one at that time who walked a Path and can heal whoever is left to be able to fight back and give the wounded time to escape. Gepard manages to make it back in time and give enough support so they all make it out. But he was already so wounded so reader takes special care of the Captain.
By the time he wakes up, reader has been in charge of his health exclusively, being the one to nurse him back to help (partially in thanks for saving her but also because she felt the most responsible for some of his aggravated wounds) and the way she treats him slowly has him go head over heels for her. Even after she no longer needed to take care of him extensively, Gepard finds himself spending his excess free time by her tent, just chatting and getting to know her better.
By the time he realizes that he has fallen in love with his caretaker, they were very close friends and he's gotten to know her a lot.
(Yes I'm a sucker for the Florence Nightingale effect/trope and yes I will die on a hill putting this trope on my fave charas and reader asdfjgktiejdkdo)
You're right and u should say it. I noticed that Geppie def doesnt get as much attention and love as much as the other guys ๐ I love the other guys too but Geppie is my number one in HSR.
I actually have an oc who hails from a diff world and is part of the express and she was once a nurse during the war in her world. So this ask is sooo perfect xksksksml this is too perfect I'm def making a one shot about this fr
The nurse/healer x injured warrior/soldier trope will forever be dear to me, like it is sooo romantic and sweet. Fr, Gepard is a wholeass unit and tank of a man xjnskwmskw
But every now and then, a shield becomes a bit too chipped to ignore and this is very true to Gepard whenever he becomes injured. Ohh yes the capable healer being the only fighter in a camp and then Gepard bulldozing in like the knight in shining armor he is despite being injured himself is just ๐ and then he just passes out in healer reader's arms nnggg
Him being naked from the waist up and waking up to reader's tiddies right up his face bc she's wrapping bandages around him and he just splutters, not knowing where he can look ๐ญ
This became a normal occurence in the duration she nursed him back to health bc of his injuries, like the areas he cant reach like his back, needed to be tended by a professional.
Him noticing the difference in their hands ๐ญ his are scarred and calloused while hers are soft and dextrous ๐ฅบ
And when he's fully recovered, he still goes to her, making an excuse that it's for check ups until there's no more excuses, they just spend time together and he always looks forward to their tea time, and she does too. She's always flustered and smiley whenever her favorite patient is around.
They're idiots in love and everybody in the camp knows it, except the two people who are in love ๐
But, at one point, nightingale reader works herself to the bone to the point of collapsing and when Gepard hears of it, he rushes to her, for once letting his men take care of the frontlines.
And this time, when she wakes up, he's right next to her, holding her hand. She gets a scolding from him and when she objects that he often overworks himself too, he gets frustrated and he just pulls her for a kiss ๐ฉ
I could go on about Nightingale reader and Gepard but I'll just have to save that for the oneshot ๐
#gepard x reader#gepard landau#honkai star rail#honkai star rail x reader#fem reader#hsr x reader#gepard#honkai gepard
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Vintage BB Poster...date created unknown..
(TW; Eye contact, flashing images, semi-disturbing audio.)
(Please do not repost or claim as your own)
(Reblogs over likes please! Also ignore the capcut logo at the end I didn't know how to cut it out.)
"Hello my fellow Fredheads! It's time for my weekly post, and boy, do I have a treat for you this time! ๐
Whilst rummaging around the backwaters of the internet one day for anything remotely related to Fazbear, I came across an old auction website with the company's projects being sold on it, with the last update listed being the early 2000's.
Of course, I immediately hopped on hoping to see if there was anything I could find, (and, mayhaps, purchase for myself! ๐คญ๐), and discovered a whole treasure-trove of items to see!
As it turns out, the owner of this website was a former member of the Fazbear crew, specifically apart of the cast that ran the early mall location back in 84'! And from what I could tell, a pretty high up one based off of the quality of these products and all of the behind the scene stuff that were being sold.
Unfortunately the website essentially shut it's doors in the 2000's for whatever reason ๐๐๐, so you can't actually purchase anything anymore. BUT, all of the item images were still uploaded to the website, so you can still access them in full!
It's gonna be a packed week Fazgang, so stay tuned for my future posts, some of them are gonna be crazy!!
To start off with, I picked something small, a BB poster being sold for about 10 bucks! Or at least, a downloadable FILE of the poster, since many of the real posters are either trashed or owned by some other former worker. So no old beaver robot poster to hang on your wall. ๐ฅฒ (Unless you just print the picture out....)
And just look at this beauty! Warm yellow colors, the soft pattern of the animatronic, the friendly looking yet uncanny vibe of BB, the real old-fashioned energy this poster radiates? Just, *mwah*. ๐
While the date on the website says "unknown", I have a hunch, based off when they added the little guy, that this poster originates from '86 or '87. Not only does it feel that way, it also has that 80's vintage animatronic design.
This is an awesome find, and I'm so glad to have stumbled upon this website! Now this is the part where I'd usually recommend you poke around the website yourself and link it, but I'm worried that having too many people on it at once would completely make it bug ๐ชฒ ๐ชฒ out, as it was already laggy and kinda broken when I was using it. It's better to be cautious than not!
Speaking of broken, the file was kinda...strange when I downloaded it, it would only download as a video, but also never played? Just showed the image of the poster....wonder what that's all about...
That's all for today folks! Make sure to check out my page next week for the next find...something tells me that you should gather the whole band and watch! ๐ป๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ฆซ
This is Vanessa A. Shelly, signing off! โฅ๏ธ"
#art#painting#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#cartoon#fnaf au#fake blog#balloon boy#balloon boy fnaf#unreality#fictional universe#horror#eye contact#vintage animatronic design#fnaf au; Dynamic Duo
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Ten asks part โฆ idk Iโm losing count of these
(๏พโงฺกโฆ)โจ
Why DOES EVERYONE DO THIS ? This is like the fourth time ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ please- @chickenmilk120
They were so bored ๐ then they signed up for more than what they bargained for TTwTT but ? Maybe seeing Greg survive the horrors will let them move on peacefully later ??? Them just spying on the three star fam and Freddy knowing is kinda hilarious to think about
@krispenelopebacon ayyy Iโm responding this even later than when you sent the ask itโs good >> he didnโt really think much about it but it definitely felt weird to be in pain and bleed, he was super uncomfortable and possibly overstimulated from it even after it got treated, all the feelings and senses can be overwhelming when youโre used to being a robot without a nervous system.
@emotionalflamingo Jeremy possessing Glamrock Bonnie would be so perfect :v since fronnie is canon I think ? Anyway >> yeah he is old xD gosh darn, even as a zombie if he had met Gregory in security breach he would be more like grandpa age really
@imanol2409 hola ^^ si, la verdad me cuesta dibujar en este momento pero definitivamente quiero continuar la historia al poder :โ> CC tiene muchos nombres y ya me decidรญ por uno pero me gusta el chiste de que nadie sabe cual es >>
@reallyorginalname1 Iโm not even sure myself ? Was he a human ? Is he an experiment? Is he a really smart bear ? We might never know โฆ he also speaks Spanish for the record but all my Gregorys do ^^ just a fun fact
@willthemechanist Aw ;0; yes you may! He will make a mess of it tho he canโt use a spoon :โv poor thing will need a bath afterwards
@justmchell yeah basically ๐ญ heโs just screaming high pitched and wiggling to escape but eventually gives up and falls asleep lmao
Had to look up what that means :0 maybe to an extent ? His brain does register everything as a game but unlike when he was GGY he knows thereโs consequences to killing so heโs still very destructive and will even harm people if he has to but never kills even if itโs a game :> thatโs the one rule he wonโt break after what he did the last time he was brainwashed
@avtfol BAJDBJD axolotl are so silly no braincells xD def fits ๐yeah he could have a British accent honestly everyone did keep telling him he was speaking weird because at first I wanted it to be like he just dropped the accent and was talking like Freddy does, but some dubs just kept it and it still sounds funny and nice ? Like a mix of both ;w; itโs up for interpretation ^^ love learning about how other people picture things ๐
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Ur ๐ fucking ๐ซ๐ pined post... ๐ฉ U ๐ฃ๐๐ฆ๐ฆโ๐
๐๐ have ๐ถ ZERO ๐ฐ๐ฐ claim ๐ over ๐ฅณ๐๐ฅณ๐ the f ๐ slur, ur โ nothing ๐ผ๐ซ๐ค but ๐ฆ a homophobic ๐คฆ straight ๐
๐๐๐๐ง๐ girl ๐ฉ with issues thaat u ๐บ decided ๐ค๐ค to deal ๐ท w/ ๐ง by โฉ๐ fetishizing gay ๐ฌ men. ๐จ Find ๐ฆ a different ๐ก way ๐ซ to cope b. ๐ฆช My ๐ฃ sexuality ๐๐ is not ๐ถ ur ๐๐ fucking ๐ซ๐ costume. ๐ง There's ๐น nothing ๐ผ wrong โ w/ ๐ง being ๐๐ a masculine girl ๐ง or not ๐ซ wantng to be ๐ง seen ๐ or treated ๐ค a a certain ๐ way, ๐ณ but ๐ that ๐ช gives ๐ u โ no ๐ธ right ๐๐ฟ to basically ๐งข actively work ๐ทโโ to erase actual โโ minorites. Imagine ๐ค๐ค if I ๐ฅ decided ๐ค I ๐๐๐ wanted ๐ซ๐ฅบ to not ๐ฏ be ๐๐ white ๐ฆด today ๐
๐ฉ and started ๐ข doing ๐ฏ blackface bc it well, ๐ค helps ๐ซ me ๐ญ n ๐ถ stuff.... ๐ฐ And started ๐ข calling โ๏ธ myself ๐ the n ๐ถ word... ๐ Gross ๐คข asf ๐ซ
I HATE SAMSUNG EMOJIS GHHHHH!!!!!
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new copypasta alert!!!
Ur ๐ fucking ๐ซ๐ pined post... ๐ฉ U ๐ฃ๐๐ฆ๐ฆโ๐
๐๐ have ๐ถ ZERO ๐ฐ๐ฐ claim ๐ over ๐ฅณ๐๐ฅณ๐ the f ๐ slur, ur โ nothing ๐ผ๐ซ๐ค but ๐ฆ a homophobic ๐คฆ straight ๐
๐๐๐๐ง๐ girl ๐ฉ with issues thaat u ๐บ decided ๐ค๐ค to deal ๐ท w/ ๐ง by โฉ๐ fetishizing gay ๐ฌ men. ๐จ Find ๐ฆ a different ๐ก way ๐ซ to cope b. ๐ฆช My ๐ฃ sexuality ๐๐ is not ๐ถ ur ๐๐ fucking ๐ซ๐ costume. ๐ง There's ๐น nothing ๐ผ wrong โ w/ ๐ง being ๐๐ a masculine girl ๐ง or not ๐ซ wantng to be ๐ง seen ๐ or treated ๐ค a a certain ๐ way, ๐ณ but ๐ that ๐ช gives ๐ u โ no ๐ธ right ๐๐ฟ to basically ๐งข actively work ๐ทโโ to erase actual โโ minorites. Imagine ๐ค๐ค if I ๐ฅ decided ๐ค I ๐๐๐ wanted ๐ซ๐ฅบ to not ๐ฏ be ๐๐ white ๐ฆด today ๐
๐ฉ and started ๐ข doing ๐ฏ blackface bc it well, ๐ค helps ๐ซ me ๐ญ n ๐ถ stuff.... ๐ฐ And started ๐ข calling โ๏ธ myself ๐ the n ๐ถ word... ๐ Gross ๐คข asf ๐ซ
i support this. make fun of this retard for eternity I BEG OF THEE
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heyyyy
SO I HAVE TEA. LIKE JUICY TEA. LIKE HONEY CONSISTENCY TYPE TEA.๐ฅฒ
so basically I was over at my friends desk to work on a project together (her desk faces directly at the door. donโt ask.) and I was trying to focus but a class outside was being so loud๐ค๐๐ฅฑ
I had happened to look out the door cause I heard my exes voice. AND GUESS WHO STUMBLES INFRONT OF OUR DOOR.
my ex.๐๐โโ๏ธ๐
so then we made eye contact(it was weird because usually when we make eye contact he gives me the biggest sunoo/hyunjin side eye and tries to hide himself from my line of sight. I freaking HATE boys my age. theyโre such children. why couldnโt they be like yechan.. or bangchan.. or ANYTHING BETTER THAN WHAT THEY ARE.๐ค
ANYWAYS. he was doing some sort of play thingy and his group was a bunch of girls๐งโโ๏ธ. THEN THIS ONE GIRL GOES โisnโt that your ex?โ SHES A NEW GIRL. SHE CAME TO OUR SCHOOL THIS YEAR AND SHE ALREADY KNOWS THAT.
Iโm honestly scared (shes one of the biggest gossip girls in their grade) and the thing is.. he didnโt even say anything. he just sat there looking at me while me and my friend were horrified๐ค๐
my friends jaw dropped. ๐๐ฅ so yeah. (AND THE THING IS HES BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD. LIKE HES BEEN KINDA. kinda. TREATING ME LIKE HE DID WHEN WE WERE DATING. AND IM SO FREAKED OUT. HELP๐ญ)
he also threw leaves in my hair (donโt worry, me and my friends tracked him down and I threw them in his face๐โโ๏ธ๐)
ALSO YOUR MASTERLIST IS A WORK OF ARTTTT๐คญ๐๐๐ฅฐ๐
I was looking at yechans posts just cause๐คญ and I rewatched the vids for his birthday post. AND MINJAE ATE WITH HIS. I was watching him video yechan in the mirror and he was crouching, zooming in, zooming out EVERYTHING.
๐คญmy mannnn (pov me on my fifth bias wrecker this week)
anyways love youuuu๐ฅฐ๐
"god I hate m*n" I say running a blog for a boy group๐ญ๐ญ
Girl ๐ญ๐ญ boys are so weird (describing the side eye via sunoo/hyunjin I felt that) signed someone who got asked out as a joke once like they are so... un-understandable
"he threw leaves in my hair" roadyblr admin is gonna spray him with a HOSE
Thank yoooouu ๐๐ it's definitely a work in prog ๐ซ ๐ซ wish I had tagged things in the "other" category more thoroughly but for now it works while I figure out what most of them were from-
Minjae filming yechan like he's a proud father was so cute to me and the squeak giggles I adored that, made me aggressive
#roadyblr blorb#roadyblr admin cannot condone violence but i will say โHIT HIMโ was my first thought
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I ๐ฅ like ๐ to make ๐ walks ๐ถ in the morning ๐ time โฐ, with my legs ๐. And I ๐ was walking ๐ฃ this morning ๐, Ja ๐๐ฆ, around ๐ here, and I ๐ see ๐ two โ guys ๐ฆ, two ๐โ guys ๐จ, they are, I ๐ think ๐ค they are hoboes ๐ฉ๐ถ๐ป. Hobos, you ๐ know ๐ญ, men ๐ฆ of the streets ๐ฃ and they are making ๐ an argue ๐ฃ, Ja ๐
ฟ, fight ๐ฅ fight ๐ fight ๐๐ฟ. Not with fisties, with mouth ๐๐, mouthies. And just very ๐ rude ๐ก, and things ๐. And then one โ man ๐ฆ say ๐ฌ๐ "Man ๐จ, suck ๐๐ฆ my d_ck ๐๐ฆ!" what? you ๐, why ๐ค you ๐๐ฅ say ๐ฃ the, what? This make ๐ nosed- why โ๐ค are you ๐ say ๐ฃ this? This is a silly ๐. This is a silly ๐ and danger โ โข. Did you ๐๐ป- you ๐๐ were saying ๐ฃ to the man ๐จ๐ฟ "Listen ๐๐ป you ๐, we are not friends ๐ฌ. We make ๐ establish ๐ of this from all ๐ฏ of this argumentatings, prior ๐. But ๐, please ๐๐ผ now take ๐ my most valuable ๐๐ต and sensitivity ๐ฐ posation in my body ๐, it have no ๐
protection ๐ก, it have no ๐ซ helmet โ or something ๐
, no ๐ซ no ๐ซ, it's just flopsy and a sensitivity ๐ค, please ๐๐ฅบ๐ take ๐ it, because we are not friends ๐ซ, what and place ๐ฉ it inside ๐ now a hole ๐ณ๐ of you ๐๐พ, that is owning โผ many ๐ฌ many ๐ฌ and objects ๐ for crunching and destruction ๐ฅ๐ฃ. Please ๐. I ๐ฅ trust ๐๐๐ฏ you ๐, for zero ๐๐ป reasons ๐. Also ๐จ we are fighting ๐ ๐, but-no, I ๐ would like ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ this, you ๐ฆ๐ to take ๐ my peepee ๐ฑ, please ๐, and treat ๐ it like ๐ a lรถlipop, as I ๐ have requested ๐ here. Treat ๐ฌ๐ญ it like ๐ a lรถlipop, of course ๐ you ๐๐ผ shall ๐ do this. You ๐ shall ๐๐ definite not treat ๐ it like ๐ a hamburga, like ๐ a hamburger ๐, ร ๐ ร ๐, no โ๐ซ, no ๐ค๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ of cour- what? Of course ๐! Of course ๐ this man ๐ฆ shall ๐ makes ๐ your ๐, yo ๐ yo ๐, peepee ๐๐ into a luncheon ๐๐ต. ร ๐ ร ๐, I ๐ป๐ shall ๐ not be nice ๐ฅ and make ๐ it a lรถlipop. He ๐จ do not like ๐ it you ๐, he's ๐จ not your ๐ friend โบ๐ซ. Do not give ๐ this man ๐จ๐๐ฆ your ๐ your ๐ peepee ๐! You're uh ๐- it's a hamborgah! It's a whopper ๐ for this person ๐ซ or a big ๐ฑ๐
ฑ mac ๐ป, or what is- I ๐จ๐ don't ๐ซ know ๐ค, what is equivalent โ for your ๐ peepee ๐ฑ๐ณ, uh ๐ฉ, a white โช๐ถ๐ป castle ๐ฐ burger ๐? But ๐๐ do not do it! Stoppit! I ๐ do not give ๐ my peepee ๐ like ๐ this to a friend ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ญ and make ๐ this requesting ๐๐ฅ๐ฌ?! Of course ๐ not for enemy ๐ก, man ๐จ๐ฟ! You're only owning โผ one โ peepee ๐ฑ! You're not like ๐ a man ๐จ like ๐ "I ๐ now make ๐ a guest ๐๐ป from the national ๐บ๐ธ geography, eh ๐ฉ, show ๐บ where man ๐จ๐ป has 500 ๐ peepee's ๐ just surround ๐ซ his ๐ฆ๐ torso ๐ค. He ๐จ may ๐ give ๐ one ๐ค of the peepee's ๐ to a man ๐จ๐ป and say ๐ฃ 'Suck ๐ my d_ck ๐๐ฆ, because now I ๐ฅ still ๐ค๐ have 499 ๐ต๐
โโ๏ธ peepee's' ๐"- what?! No ๐ฃ! You ๐ cannot โ๐ซ do this! You're only owning ๐ซ one 1๏ธโฃ peepee ๐๐, protection ๐ก it, please ๐ฉ๐. Don't โ say ๐ฃ this. Say ๐ฃ another ๐ insulting ๐ like ๐๐๐ "Hey ๐ man ๐ฆ, you ๐ smell ๐ bad ๐ and your ๐ face ๐ look ๐ like ๐ a goose ๐ฅ". Try ๐ this one ๐บโ. Let ๐ซ me know ๐ค how it is going ๐, how it goes ๐.
i want whatever youre on.
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4. Genie granted you three NSFW wishes. What are you wishing for?
Serious: I wish I could turn my brain off more easily. I tend to get really up in my head during sex and not enjoy it because of that. Honestly, part of the appeal of BDSM is just that it gives me something to think about ๐ญ
More fun: I wish everyone could somehow clock me for the subby slut that I am. I wish you could spot it from a mile away and take advantage of it whenever you want โฅ๏ธ I want to be groped and used in public, everyone knowing exactly what buttons to push to reset my brain and reduce me to a drooly mess โบ๏ธ
Lastly, I wish for a body swap, just because Iโm extremely curious about what itโs like to have a pussy and Iโm annoyed Iโll never get to know ๐
12. Whatโs the weirdest thing that turned you on? Did you masturbate to it? Would you do it again?
This is such a hard question ๐ญ
Iโm *super* into intox stuff, but irl try not to drink or smoke much because I get scared by losing control. But I definitely have masturbated to it a lot ๐ฉ Thatโs kinda weird!
But Iโll go through weird phases of getting into strange porn niches that weird me out when Iโm not turned on, like massive amounts of cum for example. (uhh if you want more examples feel free to send me weird porn for a rating ๐ซฃ)
I think the thing that would strike most normies as weirdest would be all the monster fucking, because of how taboo some aspects of that are. Like, I think most people would be alarmed about having too many feelings about werewolf cock.
14. What body part would you worship on other people to the end of time because NGHHHH?
Thighs ๐คค Running my hands up and down them, squeezing and scratching and kissing them, holding fast to them while I eat you out, feeling them squeeze around meโฆ GOD just THIGHS.
18. You can do only ONE thing to your partner sex-wise for an entire month. What is your pick?
Spend the month fucking my mouth. I donโt need to cum. What I need is to be trained in getting you off. Make me intimately familiar with your pussy. Make sure I treat you right, and grab my hair and push me down if I donโt. Watch me grind against the bed in desperation. Thereโs a month left to go.
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6. Whatโs the most flattering thing someoneโs said about your naked body?
People have said a lot of nice things about my cock ๐ซฃ but I never know whether to believe them, idk people feel like theyโre supposed to say a lot of things during sex and I get weird about it
7. Whatโs a part of clothing you would love to see your crush/partner in?
Sweatpants for a day in of unrestrained lust
Womenโs formalwear. Just. ๐ good shit
Iโve had a couple girlfriends who looked ridiculously appealing in just their nice jeans and a hoody. Idk Iโm not really a lingerie kinda person, or that into latex or leather โฆ my fantasies tend to be more domestic or grounded I think, and I donโt need any help looking at someone attractive and becoming obsessed with them ๐ฉ
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6. Creampie or Throatpie?
Depends on whoโs receiving ๐ซฃ umm in my experience, the first one
7. Cuck someone or Get cucked?
Iโm actually not really into cuckoldry! OTOHโฆ I really love the idea of being shared, or being โforcedโ to pleasure someone. Does that count as cucking my partner in a weird way? If they join in, are they cucking me too? Tell us, Socrates!
#nsft#ask games#I feel like my weird answer is not weird enough#but Iโve looked up so much weird sex stuff that i canโt like#actually think of a specific weird thing#whoops all corruption
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It's COCKtober ๐๐ u know what that means ๐๐
Dick sucking awareness month ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐
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๐3๏ธโฃ๐ก๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ค๐โ ๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ธ๐๐๐ฐ ((โSexy Time Headcanonsโ list again. For Billy. This is the last one, โcause heโs the last muse Iโve interacted with as a main muse in a thread with you.))
Sexy Headcanon Meme!
๐ - What do they look for in a sexual partner? Billy is looking for someone who is genuinely kind, but also someone who will take control. Because he literally cannot be in charge.
๐ - Top/Bottom. Do they have a preference? Billy is likely a switch more than anything. Because he'd do whatever made the other person happy.
๐น - Dom/Sub. Do they have a preference? He's 100% a sub. He doesn't really want to admit it because it makes him feel like less of a villain, but he's a sub.
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ - What is their sexuality and romantic alignment? I really wanna call Billy straight. I really do. But, he's gotta be at least bi-curious. For romantic alignment, probably panromantic with a preference toward gyneromantic (female-presenting partners). I also wanna call him some form of demisexual because he doesn't jump into bed.
๐ - Sexual fantasies? He just wants to be loved.
๐ - Kinks? Not super sure on his kinks. But, I know that touch is definitely a big thing for him.
๐ - Any sexual fantasies/kinks theyโre ashamed of? He hasn't really explored enough to know.
๐ - Are they loud/vocal, or do they stay quiet? He is a mix of the two. He is loud as hell because he's enthusiastic, but he doesn't want to bother anyone so he tries to be quiet.
๐ - Spit or swallow? Swallow. So sure about it.
๐ธ - Do they have an aftercare routine? Absolutely. It's extensive. Lotions, water, snacks.
๐ - Favourite position? Missionary. He's a virgin.
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- Oral sex. Do they prefer giving or receiving? Giving. He doesn't want to inconvenience anyone.
๐ - Do they prefer casual sex or relationship sex? Relationship sex. He can be convinced to do casual, but he is gonna follow you around like you're in a relationship.
3๏ธโฃ - Pick 2 characters to join them in a threeway, and explain why you picked these two. Honestly either Hammer and Penny or Penny and Moist. So, either hate/jealousy or love/friendship. Not sure which is more interesting.
๐ก - Are they into hate sex? If yes, name another character they might have hate sex with. I wouldn't say into it... But, would he kiss Hammer if it happened during an argument? 100%
๐ค - Would they hire a sex worker? Would they do sex work themselves? Probably not. Maybe though? Billy respects sex workers, but he honestly is too nervous to know what he's doing. He'd probably talk to them, honestly.
๐ - Clothes off or on during sex? Billy definitely wants his clothes on. He's super anxious to expose his body.
๐ฆ - Any traits or physical attributes that really turn them on? I don't really think there's something that physically attracts him. He loves for heart. But, obviously, he is still a man... So, probably tits.
๐ฅ - How sexually active are they when theyโre single vs. in a relationship? He is a virgin and he's never had a girlfriend, so... Yeah, this man has zero fucking rizz.
๐ค - Do they like to cuddle after sex? YES. Absolutely. He's stuck like glue after sex.
๐ - Do they prefer rough or gentle sex? Okay... Okay. So, here's where I'm gonna not 100% answer. I feel like both. Billy loves gentle sex. He's a sensitive boy. But, he also kinda likes when someone can treat him like shit.
โ ๏ธ - Do they have any bad sexual experiences? Billy is still a virgin, so pass.
๐๏ธ - Do they like having sex outside of the bedroom? If yes, where? Probably not. He honestly is so anxious. He'll do it for someone, but he will be so nervous.
๐ธ - Do they have any methods of courtship for getting people into bed? Billy doesn't really aim to get people into bed. Because he's so fumbling. But, I think he is all about service. He brings you things that he remembers you like, mentions things from a story you told him. He is a guy that will remember that you mentioned in a one-off that you like donkeys and bring you every donkey-themed thing he sees until you have a donkey shrine.
๐ - Are they affectionate during sex? He definitely is. I think he follows you around like a puppy after sex.
๐ - How flirty are they? He's very flirty, but it's an anxious, fumbling flirtation. He gets flustered and says dumb shit.
๐ฐ - Is there anything sexual that they find upsetting? I don't really think so. He'll try anything.
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