theeternalhost

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i cant sleep… *closing my eyes* one eternalhost two eternalhost three eternalhost four eternalhost five eternalhost *i continue counting and i fall asleep peacefully and theres also a tent in my pants*

i love my followers where do you come up with this shit is there a higher presence guiding your hand

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oh my god shes right. no one cares about me. no one loves me. im just easy and thats it.

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sorry for being so horny on main lately im a changed man im getting my shit together i promise

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if i flooded out your house, do you think youd make it out? or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs? and at your funeral, i will sing the requiem..

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Hi nate how are you what are you doing on this mediocre evening I miss you even tho I've never met you my god I sound dumb you should kill me anyway bye

hi anon!! im ok, i just finished playing guilty gear and smash bros with my dad. it was pretty fun! and if youre internested in talking to me, my dms are always open :]

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I jst got my first person to spam my inbox with asks, am I part of the cool guy club now 🥶

welcome to the cool guy club mickey i cant wait until you start getting fetish asks

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I love you nate I want to wrap my arms and legs around your waist like a koala and never let go so it becomes highly inconvenient for you

thanks thank you!

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Hi nate today I went Christmas shopping I except the only thing I bought was a pack of m&ms but I shoplifted jewelry for my sister

I hope you are doing well I am really really bored because I ate my m&ms

I hate myself but sending you anons is the highlight of my day nate I love you nate

im a big advocate of shoplifting im so happy for you. i hope there are many more m&ms in your future anon. im actually a medium and the spirits of the underworld are telling me this is the case!!!

im glad sending me anons makes you happy, im sorry i havent been responding right away ive been a little exhausted. i hope you have a nice day mystery anon

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my stomach acid is blue because of how much Crayola color shaker bath tabs I ate please send seung hui cho immediately to send me to hell

im making the phone call please hold. its ringing. give it a minute..... give it a minute

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Hi nate I did not buy a wine shirt because I couldn't find one I am very sorry

I bought three pairs of pants and they were only 5 dollars each hahah

what a steal!!!!!!!!

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I dont wanna bend ova 😕

sometimes we have to do things we dont want to, sport..

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holy fucking shit im watching old ray william johnson videos why is andrew blaze here why is she here im so afraid why is she looking at me

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stop romanticizing your life and take it to the next base. start SEXUALIZING IT!

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seung-hui cho getting beat to death by me animation soon 👅👅👅👅

YES YES!!!! YES!!

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what does pwned mean

im pwning you so hard bend over

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Axe body spray >>>> showers

TRUTH!

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Dude how many do you think it will take for me to see the hatman

better take all of them. just to be sure