#as a cop! they would never!

starscream-is-my-wife · 28 days ago

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Tfw when ur ex bf turns out to be a psychopath and now you remember all of the red flags

Edit: I made a little comic on this

#kinda based on a real story #skyfire is that one friend that only tells you all of the red flags AFTER they broke up #like they would be totally fine and then post relationship he tells you that Starscream took him to break into a house #and he didn’t realize they were robbing the place until the cops came and Starscream was gone #you were just never going to mention this??#transformers #transformers fanart #transformers g1 #starscream #skyfire #skystar #jetfire #jetstar

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bestdressedchuuya · 1 year ago

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#one piece #luffy #I loved the edo period filler episodes cuz they were really fun and the designs were great #but luffy being a policeman was just so.... ?????#there could be a million different AUs and I would never imagine him being a cop in any of them

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captaincleverusernamehere · 6 months ago

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Paula talking to Jack Manhattan has RUINED me it is 2:30am and I am writhing around crying laughing trying not to make any noise what is HAPPENING THIS SEASON

#‘am I a good cop?’ ‘you are one crazy bitch’#IZZY ROLAND I WOULD DIE FOR YOU #d20 nsbu #dimension 20 #dropout #never stop blowing up #nsbu #izzy roland

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hejjhug · 5 days ago

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if i see one more person whining about how sonic games are somehow inferior to the movies and the games should be MORE LIKE the movies i'm gonna melt you guys with the power of my pure raw hatred.

#you know like how silver could do this to anyone if he wanted to #that would be me but with the sonic movie fandom and also the sonic movies themselves #“game knuckles should be like movie knuckles”#“the movies are weighed down by their source material”#what if I threw fifty chairs at you #if that's how you feel then you were never a fan of Sonic The Hedgehog. You were a fan of Sonic Wachowski and that fucker's #the son of a cop #sonic movie negative

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anemonet · 6 months ago

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pro tip: you can always put the bugs in little outfits :thumbsup:

#rain world #five pebbles #lttm #looks to the moon #no im not procratsinating what im actully drawing to put the bugs in fun outfits what are you talking about #anyhow uh yeah man been a lil since i uploaded anything huh. that will not be changing. stay tuned for as scarce art as always. we stay thr #anyhow! you know i have done similar scehctehs alot and i always do the undershirt longshirt for them cause i feel like moon would like it #nd pebbles got it from her even if hed hate to adit it. sometimes your older sister figure has good taste (subjective) and you will never r #each her high #anyhow also i like desiging tshirt prints even if its always a pain when i need to do it #ough #anyhow i have suns also if anyone wanna see that i suppose?#otherwise hmmmm well if anyones reading this who has an opinion i wokring on a comic and concidering if i should wait with posting and do t #e whole thing once i anage to struggle through adding the text #or if i will be weak and post my fave parts beforehand for funnsies hmmmm many choises someone tell me what to do i hate making choises #uh for anyone not intrestied in my long tag rabling music rec for today is cop car by mitski!!!! and not at all because ive been watching a #disco elysium aniatic with that song on loop on youtube for days #thats not soemthing id do #anyhow anyhow!!!!#my art #see i can remmeber that tag sometimes :)#oh also an its nice to go back to drawing these guys after weeks of my own rw ocs. strange experince man #^-^

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were-wolverine · 9 months ago

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i keep seeing cop!dick posts on here so lemme just-

#dc comics #dick grayson #PLEASE STOPPPP #he literally hasn’t been a cop in comics in like 20 years #anyone who understands dick grayson as a character knows he would never be a cop #richard grayson #dick grayson wayne #nightwing

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citrusai · 3 months ago

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taash said "they were doing it" and people ran with the interpretation of an npc that doesn't know solas or the history of the elvhenan even when bellara interjected and said, no, that's not right. that's not how it was for the elvhenan. they formed bonds before they had physical bodies. and people ran to doompost or create weird anti-solavellan shit even though mythal & solas refer to each other as old friends and when she releases him there is no tenderness or love in it. it is the act of unchaining a dog from his post, the stepping down of a general. but to each their own ig.

#let the record show i think love was there. do I personally perceive it as romantic / sexual? no.#mythal's perception of love & care is warped in and of itself #i think they loved each other. but she loved what she could take from him and what he could give in terms of service #not because she was romantically into him #also i wish we knew more about her & elgar'nan. her regret prison form says she holds no love for him anymore #and it makes me wonder when that love soured. was it when she was blighted? before that? was that love also born of duty and companionship?#this is the last post i'm gonna make ab this i think #bc i believe people are too caught up in the modern western ideas of love as thing we give solely to our romantic partners #and we literally have a character go ”our perception is warped bc of the age we live in” and some of you are still being purposefully obtuse #and i think trick saying it's up to interpretation is basically admitting EA had them dumb down the game anyway #if everything ab the rise and fall of the evanuris in game #was condensed to five 2min cutscenes it says enough that whatever the writers wanted #was swiftly cut down by corporate dept. basically saying it's in the fans' court now #also bc it's an easy cop out around new players & non solasmancers who are indifferent ab him / dislike him #as a way to appeal thru a more sympathetic lense of look!! he loved and was led astray #not to mention the clear justinia / leliana parallels #and leliana gets angry if you imply she was romantically involved / in love w justinia #and the romance descr when you remake your inq saying the dread wolf could not predict what it would mean to fall IN LOVE #implying he had never fallen in love before or at the very least experienced a romantic love #also him saying drinking from the well would make you a slave and he gets really upset #yet ive seen takes of ”hes doing this for her cus he dgaf ab lavellan” ?? he got mythal killed when he told her ab the blight #whatever feelings of admiration he had for her have rotted. he is literally burdened by his mistakes and his choice in joining her #i feel like if i were a spirit bound and twisted into a weapon i would need my creator to tell me i am Free. i would need that closure #like when cole says its not abuse to bind him if he asks and solas said thats not always true???#if you perceive her interaction w him in vg third act as #anything more than the way justinia released leliana in inq then im sorry maybe youre just obtuse #solavellan #mythal #dragon age meta

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neuro-psyche · 9 months ago

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I like to think that when Jason was resurrected and was a part of the family again and what not, when he found out that Dick was a cop he would simply ignore him whenever work was brought up. Like full on, middle of conversation, would just get up and leave. It was infuriating! But Jason stood on BUSINESS.

Like Jason grew up in Crime Alley, and was a child criminal because that was just survival. There’s absolutely no way little baby Jason didn’t call a cop a pig at some point, right?

And of course he wouldn’t call his big brother a pig, but he made it very clear he didn’t approve of his career. When Dick quit the BPD, Jason made it a big deal. Bought a cake. Threw a party. It was a big deal to him, even if he had a shit-eating grin the entire time.

#jason todd #dick grayson #jasonhatescopswhatcanisay #comics #and i fully believe that at some point jason would like go to a protest and dick would be there like seriously?#batfam #like something would be put on the news about some crooked cop and jason would just stare at dick to the point of uncomfort #he never does this out of hatred no no #he just loves his brother so much he wants him to be the best version of himself #and a cop ain’t it #dc comics #dcu #batbros #red hood #nightwing

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diamondzart · 3 months ago

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Something something mini comic about an 11-year-old “supervillain” and his unfortunate mad scientist crime partner who is currently questioning his life decisions…

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valgeristik · 4 months ago

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Ничего не останется от нас, Нам останемся, в лучшем случае, мы

hi. hello. listen to this song

i have so many thoughts about these two. oh my god. maybe i will write it out some day, but for now drawing it out will do

translation will be under the cut! knowing the words does add to the work so i do recommend reading it. or just enjoy the art <3

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heres the translation, color coded according to how i broke it up for the art. just in casies

first page:

Love is scarier than war

Love strikes more true than steel

second page:

More true, because of your own volition

third page:

You run towards all the winds

Let there be pain and eternal battle

Not atmospheric, not earthly

fourth page:

But definitely with you

caption:

There will be nothing left of us,

we will be left with, in the best case, ourselves

#kunst huli #legend of zelda #botw link #botw zelda #botw zelink #tloz #zelink #totk #botw #i cannot express how proud i am that i actually managed not only to finish this #BUT. to have it look GOOD #painting stuff n making it messy in an appealing way has always been a fucking STRUGGLE for me #n i do think u can see my over-rendering tendencies rear their head up on the last one #and also i guess i should have made the last two pages connect like i did with the rest of them but i think it still works. thematically #the last one is like. the end. a break. the start of a much needed retirement #a breather u might say!#i also think the devs should have let link hug her at the end #he deserves it he thought hed never see her like this again #oh alsooooo since im on a tangent anyway #like many people i was disappointed by the cop-out of just giving link his arm back at the end of totk #and i still think it would be cool if he didnt #(or if he kept the magic hand. just imagine how thatll help with all the restoration work dlkfgjdfkgjdfkg)#BUT anyway. i thought about it. n i have a theory about what tf did they do at the end to get not only zelda but his arm back #the fucking time powers!!! what if they just reversed time on them...........#much to thunk about. anyway #hope u enjoy <3 #now i can go finish phantom hourglass #god i hate having to go back to the temple of the ocean king tho. its like dishonored but u cant go up OR knock those guys out

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taffywabbit · 7 months ago

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I keep forgetting to post this kinda kickass lego pic I did as a comm for a relative last year. pretty different from my usual schtick but I'm still super proud of it!

#taffy art #commission #lego #lego city adventures #i had never heard of this show before my cousin messaged me #but I was basically told I would get to draw a cute punk criminal lady stealing a truck and throwing dynamite at a cop #and i said hell yeah I'm down for that #the dynamic is probably not like that in the show but the punk dynamite lady is the protagonist in my heart #also can you tell my favorite part of making this was the explosion

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mischeva · 6 months ago

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The only cop that matters tbh

#archie sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic archie comics #sonic redesign #zonic the zone cop #zonic the hedgehog #I like his action figure body #think it would be funny if each zone cop was actually just a variant who’s timeline got destroyed #you’ll never guess who I based zonic off of lmao #my art

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piglinmyfeet · 1 year ago

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The secret life players are all in different genres of show I just don't know what everyone is yet

Mumbo is obviously having his summer romance, Joel's up to some looney tunes shit, Scar's having a court drama, and BigBs in a psychological horror

#trafficblr #traffic series #traffic smp #secret life smp #joel smallishbeans #bigb #goodtimeswithscar #mumbo jumbo #i would like to emphasize that i have never watched paul blart mall cop but based on my limited knowledge of it #whatever that is is what jimmy and martyn are up to #inthelittlewood #solidaritygaming #< in the tags #my very own post

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bruciemilf · 1 year ago

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Somebody tell me if this is a bad take, or if my love for Bruce is causing my objective brain to glitch, but-- something about advertising Batman, a hero who's very popular for being good with children, for being NURTURING with children, a bad father kinda defeats the whole purpose of what he's supposed to represent.

Batman is a protector; He protects people the world (and especially law enforcement) does not care about. That's literally the point of him.

Something about marketing " you can be incredibly violent to people you care about! And Its fine, because you care about them even if you abuse them, and that's what matters!" towards people, but especially men and young boys, is REALLY fucked up to me.

#it's not really 'wahhh think of the children' because the media you consume isn't a vessel of your character #but. gotham war is so incredibly shallow to me for pulling the 'no no its another personality bruce would never!' like. thats worse.#you get thats worse right?#because 1) dc loves demoninsing DID for some reason but it doesn’t add any substantial weight because bruce will be associated with #the actions of his 'alter' anyway. and dc knew that. 2) if you truly cannot write an interesting comic book where bruce is not abusive #and the batkids aren't being abused. you failed.#this isn't a reprouch or an attack to people who prefer that format. but the creator isn't doing it as genuine exploration of dark tropes #if that's the case -- dont cop out with the personality thing. let him be a bad dad. but its kinda fucked how dc STILL try to paint him #as a good person while doing so. its the collen hoover effect. 'we know the guy is an abuser. thats not the problem. the problem #is that the author wants us to pretend thats a good thing.'#bruce wayne #dc comics #dc #batman #text post #dc critical

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barryhbo2018 · 2 months ago

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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO RIP ALL YOUR TEETH OUT !! [2]

#soda.png #barry hbo #redraw of an old drawing. if youve seen it youve seen it whatever #i wont say this one is necessarily 'better' bc i didnt adhere to the style of the old one but it is sexier i think #< guy who is obsessed with drawing veins and spit #+ i didnt cop out on drawing fuches this time.#i would never cop out on drawing fuches i love drawing him.

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pastelpaperplanes · 1 year ago

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happy moody middle-aged man covered in blood Monday to those who celebrate

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#cops and mobs au #my art #transformers #AND happy megatron Monday while we’re at it #there’s never enough mobster Megan in the world #gripping my pen. shaking. snarling also #No I haven’t been rewatching Peaky Blinders 🧍🧍🧍why would you say that to me…….#blood tw #megatron #tfa megatron #transformers animated

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