#artemx aus

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Ethan: And now that I'm alive again I've realised that I don't have a motivation for anything anymore because I tied so much of my identity to helping my mother and I haven't spoken to her since before I died and I'm scared that-

Apollo: Damn that fucking sucks will talking shit about your mom make you feel better

Ethan: …what?

Leo: Yeah she’s such a bitch! Me and Hazel met her during our quest and she looked like my aunt Rosa-

Ethan: what do you mean she looked like your aunt Rosa?

Leo: She looks like the person you most want revenge on?

Ethan: she what

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Nemesis: So you know how my son died, right?

Alabaster: I was there for it, I saw him get stabbed, I watched the light drain out of his eyes

Nemesis: Eye*

Alabaster, sobbing: Fuck u

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Okay so I have not forgotten about this au so

NO CONTEXT MEMES GO

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It was strange, where Nemesis’ desire for justice had made her bitter and callous, Ethan’s had made him determined and hopeful. Apollo had been nitpicking every detail of Ethan’s personality that he didn’t like in Nemesis but he had failed to realise how the same traits both of them shared had turned them into completely dissimilar people. He spent so long looking at what was similar about them he failed to realise what was different. It gave Apollo a bit of hope, if Ethan could be so different from his mother, maybe Meg could learn to be different from her stepfather (a small part of Apollo was hopeful that maybe he too could be different from his own father).

Ethan fitting in to toa's narrative of abuse has completed me

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Just realised that in my ta rachel au Ethan very much has a type for bisexuals with green eyes , a connection to magic/the supernatural, the ability to see through the mist and a terrible father.

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It was safe to say that he would be sleeping with one eye open (at least that was something Nakamura didn’t have the luxury of).

Apollo in book 1 and 2 is such a little bitch and he's so fun to write

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Alabaster Torrington my favourite little bitch

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love how I’m my pjo sunbearer trials au the main trio is like

Alabaster: I am the most prepared for this considering I have magic while Ethan and Chiara only have extremely passive or powers they can’t control. This means i have to make sure they do not die.

Ethan: Chiara is the youngest of us and she also my brother’s best friend/crush. I cannot let her die even if it’s at the cost of my own life. I know Alabaster is capable of protecting himself so I don’t need to put my full focus into helping him.

Chiara: Oh god these are the people I’m stuck with I am absolutely dying in this, sorry mom I guess im not coming home this time.

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Ethabaster divorce but Ethan ends up at the waystation and alabaster ends up at the chase space

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Oooo what's the Ta! Rachel au about?

EHEHEHEHE

so basically Rachel and Ethan meet post ttc and Ethan is forced to explain the myth world to her and they become kinda friends. Later Ethan invites her to go into the labyrinth with him to help her escape her parents and so he can find his way to Mt. Tam. They become closer during that time and Ethan also realises that she can see the future due to her writing prophecies in ancient greek (a thing she actually did in canon).

Ethan then asks Rachel if she wants to join the TA with him to which she accepts because free housing and she gets to take down a theocracy! Ethan still has to fight Percy in the labyrinth who is with Sally instead of Rachel but Rachel just kinda hangs out with Alabaster who was sent to question her and they start bonding over their similar childhoods (their parents were rich but Rachel and Alabaster both had redemption arcs where they became communists/hj)

Alabaster, being the general, uses some connections to get Rachel in and she actually does kinda help them. And during that 1 year between botl and tlo Rachel Ethan and Alabaster actually start dating! Ethan still dies during tlo but Al and Rachel bring him back when the doors of death are open post son of magic.

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Hello! I bring slightly late ta memorial day gifts!

Nicobaster au time!

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Ethan: so, Gunilla! Just asking here, what circumstances could I leave the Hotel completely following the rules?

Gunilla: Well people usually leave under the jurisdiction of me or another one of the Thanes on a quest.

Ethan Has-never-had-a-successful-quest-in-his-life Nakamura: A quest! I'm great at quests! what quests do people go on here?

Gunilla: They're usually sent out to kill giants, kill or stop witches-

Ethan: Witches! I knew a witch when I was alive!

Gunilla, plotting: Oh really?

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trying to fight the urges to make all of rachethabaster trans (I’m losing)

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*runs away*

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okay so I’ve been thinking about this au a lot and now I cannot stop thinking about the big 3 kids being children of minor gods so now I’m sharing my ideas with you lot

Child of Tyche Percy (do you SEE the vision)

child of Hecate Thalia (don’t ask how Beryl could attract Hecate I don’t know but Alabaster’s dad somehow did so…)

Nico and Bianca children of Nemesis (ARE YOU SEEING THE VISION HERE)

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this fic was supposed to be angsty but im habving way too much fun