#art for an esteemed tumblr user

[sp1derc1der]

Got inspired by @toiletphotoshoot’s comment and made a dragon version of Professor Sycamore!

I hope you like him!

[zilodak]

do you have any timelapses of your art? i looove ur work

Hi esteemed tumblr user bootyexplorer27! I usually don't record timelapses bc they make my files really big and take up a lot of space on my computer :( I had some timelapses recorded but I deleted them for space reasons and they're now lost to time. I do have this one from like 3-4 years ago that I still really like though :')

[partyshrimp]

space ghost fans! user theyllneedacrane on tumblr here! did you know that when i'm not busy being objectively correct, i am also a very esteemed individual who makes good and serious art as well?

[questionably-audhd-oracle]

Intro?? I guess???

Hello esteemed readers and guests, welcome to this shit-show of a blog. I am a new tumblr user, and I don't know what I'm doing even in the slightest. If I am committing grave errors, chalk it up to me being a tumblr toddler. Thank you.

Now on to the fun stuff-

I write shit. I write Supernatural shit, fnaf shit, and have on occasion written other things, (arcane, mentalist, star wars, vicious). I plan to write for whatever interests me at the time. I also do art! Sometimes I do art FOR the stuff I'm writing! And if you follow me on here from AO3, you'll get exclusive access to that art because I don't post it anywhere else (I don't have any other social media). I also write original poetry, which I may or may not post on here at some point who knows. Anyway. Thanks for viewing. Bye.

(p.s. I also plan to just be funny sometimes)

[pb-dot]

Yuletide Ramblings

While I'm not religious by any measure, Christmas in Norway is honestly a decently secular experience once you tune out all the songs about Jesus and roses springing from barren fields and whatnot. This is to say that the holidays have always been about family and the people close to me. I may be overstepping my bounds a bit, but let's include my dear tumblr moots and general tumbl-o-sphere in the proceedings and talk a little bit about my 2023 on Tumblr.

If I'm going to be frank, and I want to unless the opportunity to be earnest should present itself, 2023 was a tough year for me. My ongoing journey to finding treatment for my depression stalled out, and my job search has similarly been quietly moved from the "top priority" box to the "it'll happen when it happens"-pile. I've been able to do this much thanks to the welfare systems in my neck of the woods, and although the process has kind of sucked along a number of axises, I do acknowledge it has helped me.

What has also helped me, though, is you guys. After starting using the platform in June of this year, I have found replete friendship and support, an almost overwhelming torrent of commisseration, enthusiasm and the particular brand of weird that seems to be the first language around here. Y'all have helped me get writing and stay writing, and really have honed my "take it easy, but take it" approach to a razor's edge.

While many parts of the internet are slowly but surely content-ifying themselves into a desolate wasteland of human connection, Tumblr keeps going with actually trying out the "social" part of this whole social media thing. Granted, that may be because of incompetence in trying to follow the trends on Tumblr's end. Still, I want to thank all y'all for keeping it personal, for keeping it weird, and keeping it as free of the scourge of "personal branding" as one could conceivably make a site full of artists and freelancers.

Cheerleading social media sites isn't really my bag, but I will concede that I've grown quite attached to the way Tumblr does things, and the weird arbitrary ways it prods us into acting. It's all down to the people, of course, and I've found quite a batch of good eggs on this here site. I almost don't want to shoutout specific users because I'm afraid I'm going to forget someone truly marvelous and even though there's every chance they'll never notice, I will know and the snub will eat at me.

That said, I do want to shout out a couple of people who've made my first half a year of tumblr great. @toribookworm22's timely asks have certainly helped me keep track of the weekdays, as well as helped me with a bunch of worldbuilding and minutiae. @dyrewrites and @teacupsandstarlight have both been great to talk to, and I would be in dereliction of my duties if I didn't at least mention the illustrious @scifimagpie in this context as well. @jeahreading and I seem to mostly pass as ships in the night, but sometimes the distant sound of a foghorn can be just the thing, to torture the metaphor a little. @that-weird-kid-from-your-school is also a joy to talk to, and her palpable enthusiasm is great.

Now for some people whose work I follow who I don't speak to much because I am intimidated by their skills. @canisalbus and their adorable gay dog-men never cease to fill my heart with love. @secondlina and their crows similarly also make me smile. @mlm-blues and @were--ralph have both done wonders for my self-esteem, and it is nice to see and share the enthusiasm for lads on occasion. @shyroism is mostly off-site what with the streaming, but they're definitely an underrated streamer who could do with some more eyeballs on their work. @fidgetspringer is an awesome punk, an awesome artist (shoutout @fidgetspringer-art,) and has a truly magnificent beast of a bird hound. @everythingfox is an endless source of cute animals which is an obvious lifesaver, @bearotonin-international is Important, @raccoon-central similarly does some heavy lifting for my mental health with their lil' grabby hands. @bodhrancomedy is a good lad who does good videos and do the acting real good. @sootchild has good art and I like it.

I'm running out of steam, which is a shame because there are a lot of people who deserve just heaps of praise heaped upon them on here. Hell, if you're still reading at this point, rest assured I think you're at the very least awesome and deserve good things happening to you.

In closing, I would like to once again express my delight and joy for how Tumblr has been in my first half year, and I hope the however long until I get maudling again is just as good if not even better!

[katyspersonal]

Tumblr sorta needs a 'Mute' feature in my opinion. Like what if I don't want to block this user, what if I don't want to become enemies and in some days I'd like to interact. But also most of the time seeing how they avidly encourage everyone else whereas I get the passive-aggressive 'oh yeah very uhh... interesting... (please leave me alone I don't like your art lol)' makes me want to unfollow every single fan of these characters and never draw them again.

I remember two years ago the exact same thing happened when someone liked the same character and the same ship and I swear I was the only person in the fandom they bluntly left out and could not spare a single good word for. I can't even blame this on my art being "ugly" because this type of user always aggressively praises all art styles and all levels of skill, it feels more like 'a personal thing except we never fought a single time'. And now my toxic trait of needing approval from [cool person name] is back to haunt me years later! Add the unability to "abandon" this character/ship/whatever despite wanting to after facing so much unspoken passive spite, because I am a contrarian and the best way to trap me into doing something is to try to exclude me from it. I didn't face attempts to very aggressively bully me out of the yard/class/community/etc, sometimes with physical violence included, only to let something mid like passive aggression online finally do it.

I am really stupid and naive person despite my age, but in like 5% of the cases I will still understand the hint and understand what is going on. Yet I have to pretend to be clueless even in rare situations when I know someone hates me, because since they never admitted it, quitting will be perceived as me being "paranoid". But dear goooood, it hurts sometimes. I hope that one day I will be numbed to being treated as a tumor on an otherwise healthy body of society that someone is dying to amputate- and always a person whose approval I want, of all people. Knowing that this day will come is one of the things that keep me going as both a person and a creator. Things like viruses and diseases still try their best to persist, so even if I am actually one, I should persist. It doesn't matter whether I actually rot everything around me or this is just my self-depreciating delusion upon focusing on people that mistreated me and not people that loved me. What matters is persisting, I just still feel angry that it hurts. I can't respond spite with spite or passive aggression with passive aggression, I can't do the 'smug asshole' when I become aware that someone tries to starve me until I "die". I can just fall over and cry about it like a kicked dog, despite being so old, especially when it is a person I didn't have anything against.

And really.. It is as simple as turning the internet off, so I don't see The Person and can focus on doing stuff that I like, as if they never existed and can't crash my self-esteem. It is just annoying to keep doing this, a feature to not see them unless I am in the mood would be better. Like.. blocking is not an option. Not only it implies being enemies which is not my intention, but also it will be like an "evidence" that I was "crazy". They didn't do anything, right? Well, they know what they did, but it was never verbal, so it is my fault I "imagined things", right?

[emojiburst]

Full Blog FAQ!

Tips on how how to use my emojis, requesting emojis and my shop and other social medias! (Updated 10/30/23)

How to use my emojis:

My emojis are free and posted basically every single day around 1 pm. You don't have to pay for them to use them or whatever.

You don't have to credit me for anything, like I said, but it would really help me out by getting my stuff out into the world. That's what'll help me make more and grow and all that, you know?

Save them and enjoy them! If they're popular in your server, let me know! Maybe like and reblog, so more people come. More people mean more requests and more requests means more variety! It really helps everyone who likes getting them every day.

Pro-tip! A lot of my emojis look better as a Discord sticker than an emoji, as seen in the example here. Especially the bigger ones. Feel free to use them as both.

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How to request a custom/OC emoji:

You're completely allowed to just PM me asking for a fandom/character emoji!

If you want to request a custom emoji like an OC, here's the pricing.

A face Custom OC emoji is $2. This is just for the circle head, no neck or shoulders.

A half body Custom OC emoji is $5. This is a bust that goes to the waist at the absolute most.

A full body Custom OC emoji is $10. This goes all the way to the feet.

You can give me the expression by description or sending a reference and I'd send you the rough sketch of the expression before you'd have to pay for it. You can also dictate whether or not you'd like me to post it on the blog with your name for character credit, or even at all.

I accept Zelle (PM me for the info!).

I also accept Cashapp ($RaynaWolfen) and Venmo (@ RaynaWolfen)

I also take donations if you're feeling extra nice, but they are obviously never required. I love you, no matter what.

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About my store:

Shirts, mugs, hoodies, notebooks, stickers and magnets! If you really, really resonate with an emoji, maybe get a cute little laptop sticker or a warm, fuzzy hoodie.

https://www.teepublic.com/user/honeybee-haven

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Last but not least!

Actually, most important of all..

If you like something, please reblog it. Likes are great for my self-esteem, but reblogs help me. They help my blog, they let more people who might see my stuff and love me and make requests see me. It's all I ever ask from anyone that comes here. Please reblog any emoji you like and I'm actually love you forever.

I'm a small artist. I do these, I practice rug making, I struggle trying to get seen in algorithm world and the world of people posting two billion things a minute, just the same as any other artist. It's not my job, I'm not a professional, I just do this for fun because it makes me happy and things that make you happy are hard to come by nowadays. So if you like my stuff.. Please like, reblog and/or let me know! I read every comment, every PM, every single tag. Everything, it really brightens my day. Spam likes. I LOVE when I wake up to one person spamming 17 likes and a follow because they randomly found me one morning. It feels nice, anyone who creates anything knows exactly what I mean.

Please interact in any way you can.. and thank you so much to people that do. You're all loved. You're all appreciated. I notice everyone and I wish you the absolute best in your life, no matter who you are. Enjoy my emojis!!

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All of my other links and places where I post my art:

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[nayialovecat]

I am increasingly considering deleting my tumblr account… I don't know if there's any point in keeping the account. I don't seem to know how to be in the fandom or build popularity, though - I feel like I'm doing something wrong all the time. What am I doing wrong? I don't know. I don't think I draw worse than popular people, I don't think I upload less stuff - yet people don't give a damn about me in general…. Maybe it's because I don't reblog my own work over and over again, I don't stand with a loudspeaker and shout "hey, I'm here, notice me" - and I guess that's what you have to do on tumblr, so… if that's the case, I'll rather say: thanks, no. Or someone explain to me how the damn thing works, 'cause I still haven't caught on in the few years I've had an account here.

Such the deviantArt is simple and user-friendly, and that's despite the annoying changes (Eclipse) that the developers have been making. There, if someone likes your work, they give it a like and that way everyone can see your work in their favorites, which causes more people to like your artwork. What do the likes on tumblr give? Shit, nothing, I haven't noticed that they give anything except that the author of the post knows that the other person exists and doesn't have a total blast on them. But honestly, while at the beginning the likes on tumblr made me happy, now seeing them in the gallery on my face only gives me a smile like I ate a lemon. Further… an additional advantage on dA is the existence of clubs - when I put my art in the appropriate club, it has a chance to reach all the people who are in that club, and because it is on topic, a greater chance that it will find amateurs. On tumblr there are only hashtags, which in addition do not work properly. On dA I can divide my gallery into thematic folders, arrange my works in any order, I have order there, and everything is transparent to viewers… Browsing the archive on tumblr is a torture - when I want to read chronologically someone's comics here, I have to do a lot of tinkering, unless the author makes a masterpost (but they rarely do).

I hate tumblr. I can barely tolerate it, but lately the fact that no matter how much works I upload, how active I am - I'm still invisible for most people, doesn't help. I was hoping that at least creating content from a game that many people like, having an open ask box and generally being active would change something, but… I guess I just don't get it and don't know how to be in the fandom, don't know how to gain popularity, I'm too introvert - or maybe I just think too highly of myself and truth is that I just draw crap. I don't know. But the only thing that still keeps me on tumblr are asks - but those are getting fewer and fewer, and I'm tired of asking for asks, y'know?… I just can't. I'm not good with that at all. I don't know how to ask for anything.

And I know that someone is about to accuse me of being a hypocrite… that I hardly reblog anything myself. I know I don't. I could. But then my tumblr would be even less readable and transparent. For me personally, it's annoying to browse a tumblr with someone else's drawings and every now and then other authors reblogs. It throws me off my rhythm. For that, I love the blogs of people who do not draw themselves, but reblog others, because there I have an overview of what other authors create. I have considered setting up a reblogging sub-account myself, but… tumblr rejects me, rejects me more and more, discourages me, I dislike it more and more… So my plans are slipping away and I think I'll eventually just delete the account or abaddon it.

I'm not a Drama Queen, it's just that through all of this, the thing that was supposed to help me reignite my desire to create and artistic activities ie closer contact with people, creating more, etc., has achieved the opposite effect: over the past few years I have undermined my self-esteem and my desire to do anything, I am beginning to develop the conviction that I shouldn't be drawing when few people like it, and the icing on the cake is that my most liked arts are garbage, scribbles done in seconds - and artworks that I spend a lot of time on, that I polish and colour, and shadow, go unnoticed… this hurts me, hurt me so much as an author and makes me ask myself: then why the fuck try? It makes no sense!

I am trying. I'm still trying. But I feel more and more like throwing it all to hell. If there are any people on tumblr who, for some reason unknown to me, nevertheless liked my work at least a little - I encourage you to create an account on dA, 'cause soon it will probably be my only art account on the Internet…

Sorry for the slight drama, but it has been slowly building up in me lately, and now it has started to crack. I don't understand why I can't be like others and what I'm doing wrong. I've been asking popular people for advice, how is it that their every word is sipped like ambrosia, every art or post even the worst gets thousands of likes and dozens of reblogs… I learned that there is either a some rainbow luck or they will not share their dark secrets with me… Apparently in the face of this, I'm not lucky enough.

[mickeywabbit]

I am a Simp(le) tumblr user, I see beel and thirteen, I follow <3

(But the art???? Gorgeous. Outstanding. So cute. Mwuah 💖)

thank you so much for your solidarity and kind words fellow beel nation esteemed soldier !!!! i pride myself in being an absolutely befuddling critter who has and will disappear again but pls enjoy ur stay☝️🤓

[kanvaskat]

Heya, and welcome to my art blog!

So...I guess this is my first post, huh?

God knows I've put it off for a while…

I suppose it's a case of social media paralysis, y'know?

You start a new account, and everything's great, right until you have to create that first post. That's when the real kicker of insecurity and anxiety starts.

Don't you love that? Yeah me neither.

I'm just a lil guy! A lil guy who's new to this site and has no fucking idea what anything is.

I literally only learned yesterday, from my esteemed Tumblr expert friend, that reblogging other people's posts isn't illegal. So there's that.

I'll be honest? I was a second-hand Tumblr kid, through Pinterest (AKA Tumblrs’ more socially acceptable but equally crack-headed cousin)

However, I am scared.

There's no middle-aged moms here (I think), not to mention the frightening scarcity of recipes, and I feel like a kid who's been left alone in a quickly progressing supermarket queue.

To those out there who have experience as Tumblr users, especially Tumblr Artists, I appreciate any advice I can get for a complete novice like myself :)

[vampirecatsw]

Intro and My Links

(for mobile + other users)

Hi, My name is Cyn, it's nice to meet you! Call me Cyn or Sol. My pronouns are he/him ^-^

THIS BLOG IS NOT SPOILER FREE

I'm a blatant kaishin shipper and proshipper, so scram if you're offended. Block me and go back to your lives. You don't even need to see my face, and I don't want to see you.

You might have seen me around Ao3 as secret_werewolves, leaving little comments on everyone's works~

I live in Australia and my birthday is the 18th of April. Don't worry, you don't need to send anything for it!

I like to lurk around discord servers, fandoms, devour fanfictions, and reblog things. My main fandom is Detective Conan / Magic Kaito, although I do explore some other ones.

I sometimes draw too, but since life has gotten very hectic recently, I'm taking things slower

FEEL FREE TO SEND ME ASKS ABOUT AUS, OCS OR ANYTHING. I'D BE GLAD TO ANSWER THEM!!!

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My Art (Tumblr tag): https://vampirecatsw.tumblr.com/tagged/cyn%20draws

New!!: My new art blog yay! https://cyndraws.tumblr.com

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/secret_werewolves  Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/10181337/ Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/secret-werewolves

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My tags:

#cyn draws -> my art. I might also use #my art

#cyn talks / cyn speaks -> not much of a distinction since I often tag both. But cyn talks is for chatting, and cyn speaks is for original posts.

#cyn answers -> answering asks

Usually first name, last name for characters

#fic recs -> fic recs! Feel free to also browse my ao3 bookmarks or links on my fanfiction.net profile

#transmigrator kaito au -> my own au! I post under this tag (on both accounts, so click 'see all of tumblr'). Feel free to check out the link below and to follow the tag <3

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This seems pretty popular so I'll put this here too. If I find another fic, I'll update it in this post. Happy reading~

Kaito pov/Kaito centric fanfic recommendations list:

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Planned future projects:

Start writing fanfics hahaha. First I gotta get over my self esteem and start writing planssss. I do admire everyone who writes, but I really don't want to run out of steam halfway through projects. And if I'm gonna write, I wanna get into the habit of planning! It also allows for tiny details to be hinted in later, super satisfying >v<

Rn I'm super busy with uni so aaaa they might take a while

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WIP Ideas in my brain, may or may not be actually posted. But definitely feel free to ask me questions about them!

Please send asks, I'm actually begging like please

- Kirby oc + anime au! (i have a series of monstrous documents with meticulous detail, it's getting ridiculous at this point adfghj. But I do need to watch the anime first). I have somehow ended up making an entire au around an oc haha. I'm taking some inspiration from other fandoms and fanworks.

- Dcmk oc/self inserts/transmigration aus (Shinichi/Conan, Kaito, detective boys, maybe some others. We need more of these in this fandom)

- Kaito transmigration au (Kaishin, platonic or romantic not decided yet)

https://vampirecatsw.tumblr.com/tagged/transmigrator%20kaito%20au

Inspired by 'Entirely Out of Spite' by Bgtea, a Genshin fanfic. Would highly recommend! https://archiveofourown.org/works/30349320/chapters/74816049 And also "Scum Villain Self-Saving System" too, since EOoS is inspired by it in turn. I'm crying since writing is just Not Happening XDDD The funniest thing about this au is Kaito being extra giddy to meet Shin/Cone and being a fanboy in general

Kaitou / phantom thief oc Look he just slaps, idk how to explain XD

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Ok, bye! Hope everyone is doing well! I'm going back to work now because uni is using me like its ragdoll in those flash games lol

[topconfessions]

You are so real for saying the thing about the main reason TOP was chosen for the dearmoon crew. Im not throwing shade. It is was it is. The man doesnt get enough credit for his networking skill. Dare I say he is naturally better at the game than most people would think. Everything about his personality just magically aligns to create this image of warm-on-the-inside cool guy which is already appealing to most people, which I believe he really is but to a much more exaggerated degree in the case of stage image. The thing is, people expect him to be this wild card so even its just him loosen up a bit its already a game changer. He effortlessly charms everyone that way. I think he definitely awares of this power and knows how to use it well. And thats just the tip of the iceberg. Unlike SR, TOP is lucky his main interest is arts. Artist circle has always been full of elites and old money. These guys know how to keep their things behind the curtain. And idk if most fans are aware it, unlike what TOPs trying to do give off that aloof vibe, he care a great deal of what others thing of him. With dearmoon, he definitely has good intentions but it seems lacking self-awareness the way he put it as “for greater cause”, especially when we also have a space-dedicated youtuber on the same crew. Tbh the way I see it, dearmoon is a space business trip lol. TOP just happen to tick all the boxes they have in terms of needing someone with big social influence.

Thank you so much! yes, I had to keep it a 100 and call it for what it is. If top never knew that billionaire or made a close friendship he would never ever be a part of something like this cause technically if we're following merits it should be GD instead of him but TOP is more cultured, wordly and sopthsticated than everyone else in BB by default cause he expanded his interests in mature and lucrative things that he knew would keep him paid for life and elevated. His networking through the art and high art industry paid dividends for him and I'm a little upset for GD not reaching that level himself....He really doesn't get enough credit but at the same time, TOP is seen as so cool and smart that nobody feels the need to credit or praise him cause it's innate and he got it like that LOL.

Yes, exactly. You get what I am saying, TOP picked a lucrative and highly esteemed hobby that has done more for him than he has done for it, but top gives the illusion he has done a lot for the industry. Seungri got wrapped up in the maknae curse of not outgrowing his idol and agency duties of picking activites and business ventures where you yourself have to work overtime to exert physical involvement and be the hype for your product. Seungri played checkers and TOP Played chess, you don't see top involving himself in activities and deals that require him being in public pandering, putting in a lot of work and literal socializing to make his projects a hit like the aori ramen (I may have gotten the name wrong) or burning sun. Burning sun was the worse investment SR ever made and he had to over involve himself in it and overexert himself meanwhile TOP, I mean this nicely, picks hobbies he can be physically lazy in that he already has great interest in that is easy to finnesse if you know what you're doing. what top does despite his immense passion for it, is no different than what a typical tumblr user who loves art just as much as him does. He just incorporates it into his personal and professional life with consistency and the aura of being a master at what he knows.

Also, yes, top knows what he's doing. TOP has excessive spending habits and loves a lavish lifestyle now. He knew and knows he needs an interest / side career that can keep that lucrative income in his pocket. Art is old money and new money combined, the most powerful people in the world are invested in art or have some inclination to it. Seungri took a carrie bradshaw ignorant route and involved himself with ventures that don't pay at all and don't keep your money long, sigh. Good for top though. honestly, if I ever dated an older man or someone of means, I would rush straight to the art scene and snag a man LOL. Sothebys auction house baby, here I come. I'm still waiting for him to do more work with Sothebys but it seems on a stand still and a one time thing back then. TOP needs to get his wine into another business that sells all sorts of wine and not just be a self seller of it, he's too big for that. Also, although it's criminal, you can launder and store money through expensive paintings so we never know if top is the tax evading type to do that.

another thing: I think top avoids relationships at least that serious and mature like the plague cause he knows he wouldn't have the freedom and room to be fully focused on the art world and his wine if he was with someone. this sounds mean but dating is like being a parent to an adult you are having sexual / romantic relations with. I know thats a weird analogy but it is. Especially with top dating the younger girls. it's a responsibility and you can't really rise in the art world with a hanger on unless it's a woman who has her own wealth and interests or is from the same industry.

Basically. He fit what they were looking for and he had great influence but wasn't TOO overhyped or like craze worthy i.e a bts guy that would have distracted from the mission itself. The billionaire chose well in picking top. Yeah, this is honestly just a pleasure cruise and space business trip for experimenting. It's not for any charitable cause or specfic Nasa research, you know how top is, he has to verbally elevate things to make it grander than what it is LOL.

goodluck to top and I hope he has fun this will breathe new life into him for sure. He will accomplish something many humans never have. This is what he needed to rehab and repair his image. Once he does this space mission he will no doubt have the weed scandal 100% behind him especially if he can capitalize off of it more. I hope he continues working on that album too.

[capns-stash]

I see you've found the stash. Lucky you!

This is the NSFW/18+ sideblog of @captcouch.

Although it may be obvious, plainly put: you will see sexually-oriented adult content on this Tumblr blog. This blog is NOT WELCOME to users who are under the age of 18. Please read this post before following!

Please see the "This Blog Blocks..." (red header) section for blockable offenses. I try to keep them pretty "common-sense."

About Me

Hey! I'm @captcouch , and I manage this sexy, sexy blog! I've been on Tumblr since 2007, unfortunately, and I'm not allowed to leave (hey, I don't make the rules). While I've had this specific sideblog handy for fap material since at least 2018, I decided to fully-embrace running a NSFW Tumblr blog in 2022.

I'm 30 years old, bisexual, and polyamorous. I was raised male, but I'm non-binary genderfluid. Either "they/them" or "he/him" pronouns are okay to use to refer to me.

I have a lot of Opinions(TM) about and experiences with love, sex, personal relationships, monogamy and consensual non-monogamy, as well as related topics. I'm the opposite of a sage, but a blog is a good place for stuff like that, so you'll probably see a few of my ramblings posted here and there.

While I won't say "No topic is off-limits," I'm a pretty open book about a lot of things! If there's anything you want to know, or if you just want to drop a friendly "hello," my ask box is open!

Expect to See:

Reblogs of content from my favorite adult content creators on Tumblr!

Reblogs of adult-oriented art content, uploaded either by the creator, with permission from the creator, or under Fair Use. If a post I reblogged violates this, please let me know via an ask!

The occasional homegrown nudes & lewds of my willing friends and committed romantic partners. They're a bunch of hot geeks, freaks, and dorks that want to use my NSFW blog as a way of showing off their sexy side. See "About My Friends'/Partners' Photos" (green header, below "This Blog Blocks...") for important info!

Thoughts, opinions, stories, jokes, questions, and answers about sex, sexuality, dating, relationships, kink, and other related topics. Some are from other blogs, and some are my own! Feel free to send me an ask about anything!

My own hornyposting (blogging, fiction, etc.), most likely meaning: me embarrassing myself on the Internet but posting it anyway. 😅

Maybe my own nudes & lewds. Big maybe. Entirely dependent on my own self-esteem. On that matter, stay tuned!

This Blog Blocks, Without Exception:

Followers and interacters who are under the age of 18 or found to be lying about being 18+. This is for VERY important legal reasons to protect me, you, and the subjects of the photos uploaded to this blog. Minors are NOT welcome here.

Followers and interacters with no age listed in their blog profile/pinned. Again, for VERY important legal reasons. It's your choice not to list your age. It's my choice to block ageless blogs. You'll get over it.

Blank blogs (default icon, no reblogs, no theme). Even if you're a human, you look suspicious using Tumblr that way.

Blogs that upload or mostly reblog stolen porn and other stolen adult content. This includes reuploaded GIFs from PornHub, RedTube, et al, as well as from other Tumblr content creators. Nobody's perfect, but it's easy enough to tell who cares enough not to reblog stolen content. If content on a post I reblogged was stolen, or if content from this blog was stolen and uploaded elsewhere, please tell me in an ask!! Help out small-time adult content creators and stop porn thieves!!

Pedophiles, ephebophiles, lolicon fetishists, and other minor-attracted persons/MAPs/NOMAPs. You are NOT welcome here. "No exceptions" means no exceptions.

TERFs and others with exclusionary or overall bigoted beliefs towards any gender, race, color, sexuality, national origin, language, or adult-consenting cultural practice. You are NOT welcome here. Black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and Native families deserve the rights to raise their own children and tend their ancestral lands.

Blogs and users who are anti-sex work or anti-sex worker.

Blogs and users who don't respect/follow any Do Not Interact/DNI rules & requests listed on a post, whether it be ones I made, ones made by my friends or partners, or ones made by the blog owner of a post I reblogged. It's not that hard to respect other people and perform basic accommodation, and it's not that hard for me to block you either.

"Unicorn hunters" and polyamory fetishists. There are many ways to ethically participate in consensual non-monogamy. Fetishizing polyamory and polyamorous people, as well as predatorily seeking people for sex under a false pretense of polyamory, are not included in that. These have damaging, real-life consequences for us and our poly partners who love us and care deeply about us. You probably aren't just hurting one person - you're hurting potentially many other people: an entire family.

Feeder blogs, race/ethnicity fetishists, trans fetishists, "gender chasers," disability fetishists, and related topics. People don't deserve to be reduced to sexual fetishes for who they innately are.

Sexual degradation blogs that go beyond a controlled fantasy-space and enter an abusive space.

Cucking blogs won't be singled-out and blocked by virtue of being cucking blogs (we don't kinkshame here), but be it stated, to the best of my knowledge, neither I or any of my friends or partners are into cucking, and you'll be blocked if you're weird about it. Past experience has shown that people will unfortunately be weird about it.

Anyone who harasses any of my family, friends, romantic partners, Tumblr mutuals, blog followers, or other associates. You will be dealt with accordingly. Find a new hobby or something, jeez!

Bots, Google AdSense harvesters, search engine crawlers, IFTTT and similar automation workflow blogs. The only robots allowed here are the sexy kind, not the spying kind or spammy kind.

Blogs attempting to solicit serious illegal criminal activity, especially drugs and human trafficking.

Blogs that advocate/dedicate themselves to perpetuating/glorifying physical & emotional abuse of humans & animals, eating disorders, or self-harm outside of a non-abusive sexual context between consenting adults (such as a BDSM fantasy).

Blogs and users known to be harmful to the Tumblr adult content creator community. This includes but isn't limited to things like the offline personal abuse of a content creator, as well as general hostility towards the overall community or a specific creator in my network.

People I don't like or just feel the need to block. Maybe you're a jerk. Maybe you're horribly wrong about my blorbos. Whatever the reason, we'll both move on with life.

About My Friends'/Partners' Photos:

Important: If you're going to follow this blog for any length of time at all, I'd hope you'll at least read this section. I don't like to sound like a lawyer (and a lawyer I am not), but there's some important things here to cover.

It also aims to act as an FAQ of sorts re: my friends' & partners' photos. If you feel that I'm missing anything important, please reach out to me via an ask.

Photos uploaded to this blog featuring my friends or romantic partners were uploaded with their willing permission, as well as their informed, knowing, and enthusiastic consent.

Permission and consent were provided by my friends or partners prior to uploading and posting the photos. All subjects were not under the influence of any intoxicating substance at the time that consent and permission were provided.

Permission and consent provided by the subject(s) are documented securely. Yes, this can mean a lot of work for both them and me. Yes, we think it's worth it. We're freaks, and you're welcome.

All subjects involved are informed of and understand the circumstances and potential consequences of having their nude & lewd photos uploaded to the public Internet and, specifically, Tumblr.

All subjects involved are aware that they may revoke the previously-provided permission & consent to have their photos posted to this blog, and it will be both documented and honored to the absolute best of my ability. That means I will delete or edit (based on the subject's preference) any and all posts on this blog containing photos which the subject wants removed, even if they are not the only subject whose photo(s) is/are in the post, and even if they are not the only subject(s) of the photo(s). I will do my best to find each and every post involved and take the appropriate action. Each subject has a tag, chosen personally by them, corresponding to posts whose photos feature them, allowing the posts to be easily amended or removed. I take this topic very seriously.

All subjects involved understand that removing or editing the original Tumblr post does not stop existing reblogs from appearing elsewhere on Tumblr or being reblogged by other blogs. Plainly-put, they are already well-informed in advance that their nudes & lewds can still be found and viewable in this way, and have readily accepted this circumstance prior to their photos being posted here.

Should I cease to be personally involved with the subject(s), posts featuring photos of my now-ex-partner or ex-friend will be immediately removed from this blog, unless said person makes it known to me that they still permit and consent to having their photos posted here, which will also be properly documented. This blog refuses to make or support "revenge porn," and I take this topic very seriously as well. The subjects are very personally close to me, and the photos wouldn't be taken or uploaded if both they and I didn't have an already-existing long-term personal or romantic relationship built on mutual love, trust, shared personal values, and healthy communication habits (plus a healthy dosage of perversion!). The subjects communicate with me on a regular basis to ensure continued permission & consent.

The subjects provided me with permission to share their photos, but this does NOT mean you have permission to be rude to them, harrass them, make disparaging comments to/about them or about their bodies, stalk them, be creepy to them, or follow them on Tumblr and other social media/communication channels. Practice common decency, or lose the privilege of seeing the photos they wanted to share.

All the same, they did NOT provide you with permission to re-upload the photos anywhere else. Unless permission is provided by the subject, or the subject chooses to upload them elsewhere, ONLY this blog is allowed to upload and post them here. If you find their photos uploaded elsewhere without permission, whether that be another Tumblr blog or another website, PLEASE let me know in an ask ASAP!! Help out small-time adult content creators and stop porn thieves!!

While I manage this blog, the photos belong to the subjects, and I am merely the perverted blogger that turns their desire to share and celebrate their sexy photos with the world into a reality. I work directly with the subject(s) to make the posts featuring them into their vision of what they want shared, including captions, layout, and other fine details. Some elements may be of my own making, but I always prefer that the subject(s) approve of them first. My friends' and partners' needs and preferences ALWAYS come first.

If you are interested in gaining permission from the subject to re-upload/re-use their photos or collaborate on other content (serious, verifiable inquiries only), please reach out to them directly if their Tumblr or other social media info is available in posts featuring them. Failing that, or if that info was not made available, please reach out to this blog directly via an ask so that I may facilitate the request. Do NOT harass them or me, and practice common politeness and decency. Do not follow their Tumblr blogs expecting to see more pictures of them naked. Do not ask them if they have an OnlyFans/ManyVids/etc. Don't be a weirdo, and don't be a jerk.

My partners and friends are the world's greatest humans. While I'm highly supportive of their desire to share their hot naked pictures with the world, I am also very protective of those people. The fact that they are actively willing and enthusiastic to share photos of their bodies with the rest of us is a gift and a privilege.

As we enjoy this gift, and maybe excitedly rub one out or two over it (that's why you're here, isn't it?), remember that this is also a privilege, and that by sharing themselves in this way, they are willingly placing themselves in a position of vulnerability for you (and me too).

Above all, do not abuse this privilege, and do not take it for granted. Again, don't be a weirdo, and don't be a jerk. You should take this attitude with you when you visit EVERY amateur adult content creator's blog on Tumblr, and probably everywhere else too.

[leseigneurdesinferieurs]

Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed followers, and fellow denizens of the internet,

As I stand before you today, a person of great wisdom and maturity, I have come to a profound realization. It is time for me to embark on a new journey, one that will undoubtedly change the course of human history. Yes, I have decided to become political. And what better platform to launch my political career than the bastion of intellectual discourse and civil debate—Tumblr.

Now, I know what you're thinking. "Why Tumblr?" Well, my dear friends, Tumblr is the perfect place for nuanced political discussions. It's a haven where every opinion, no matter how ill-informed or outrageously biased, is given the same weight as a peer-reviewed academic paper. It's a place where the art of debate has been refined to a series of reblogs and passive-aggressive tags. Truly, it is the modern-day Agora.

You see, as I've grown older, I've realized that the best way to live a happy and fulfilling life is to force my opinions on others. After all, why should anyone be allowed to enjoy their own beliefs and values when they could be enlightened by mine? It's not enough to simply live and let live. No, we must live and let others live exactly as we do.

And what better way to do this than through the power of Tumblr? Here, I can craft long, impassioned posts about the most trivial of matters, ensuring that everyone knows just how right I am. I can engage in heated arguments with strangers over issues that neither of us fully understand, all while feeling a sense of moral superiority. It's the perfect outlet for my newfound political fervor.

But let's not stop there. Let's take a moment to appreciate the sheer brilliance of Tumblr's user base. These are people who have mastered the art of the echo chamber. Truly, it is the pinnacle of democratic discourse.

So, my friends, join me on this noble quest. Let us take to Tumblr and spread our opinions far and wide. Let us ensure that no one, anywhere, is allowed to live their life in peace without first being subjected to our unsolicited advice and moral judgments. Because, after all, what is happiness if not the satisfaction of knowing that everyone else is just as miserable as you are?

Thank you, and may the reblogs be ever in your favor.

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(This post is a joke. Don’t take it too seriously. Though we know somebody probably will.)

[subzeroiceskater]

People don't really want to read my works.

Do they just see some fan related art and click like or what?

To provide some context: I backdated to this a year back, around the same time period I did my anonymous submissions. On those empty works listed under no fandom backdated to March 2023, I got 3 hits on the no gifs one and 27 hits on the gifs one.

This was posted a year back on a slow updating fadnom that has less than 150 works.

The kicker is that these two posted kudos shortly after I posted. One is, I'm honestly don't know if it's a bot or no--they've posted nearly a kudos for almost (but not all) all work I've put out. No comment whatsoever. The other one is definitely not a bot--they've posted fic and commented on several fandoms, including this one, and have several bookmarks with recs on so on. The kicker to that kicker--they subscribed to me. I noticed because my subscriber went up by one and after I posted several more (20) chapters, that subsriber went back by one. No I can't tell who exactly subscribes on AO3 but the timing was perfect. So I've got one user who just sticks a kudos no matter what shows up and one signed up, saw what I was really posting and unsigned out.

By kicker, I mean kicker in the nuts-->my self-esteem. I've been driven slowly insane over the past weeks/months by this: what is exactly fucking wrong with me that several people across different communities keep treating me and my stuff like this?

I know fanart/fancomics /non-written fanfiction are the minority and AO3 is mostly known for written words so you'd think people would up for more reading, not less. This wasn't my stupid ass 2021 Robot Rumpus rambling wishlist that I get could confuse someone who have trouble reading a stupid amounts of words, this just a fucking short note explaining what I'm doing. Were my words unclear? Instead of saying "Do not engage further" should have made even it simpler and written: "DO NOT COMMENT/KUDOS, DO ANYTHING ELSE JUST BACKSPACE AWAY" in all caps and bold?

Did they just see a bunch of fanart and go "pretty fanart"? Am I supposed to be flattered by that? These are literally my fan characters. There's barely any canon ones. Were they just falling sorry for me because I don't get kudos/comments and they thought they were doing a solid for throwing my kudos because that's what they would've wanted for their works? Am I supposed to feel grateful for that pity? I'm assuming, because I'm still not sure that one user isn't an automated bot designed to target users. Why? idk.

Anyway

I dare say that "my" "readers" continue to piss on the poor*

*I will now explain: this is an allusion to the tumblr meme

I am frustrated by the lack of care or reading skills that is happening with my shitty ass fanfic or whatever I write FUCK

Me Fucking Big Angry

[street-corner-felines]

On the streets I saw people turn into meth zombies within 3 fucking weeks, homeboy was a normal cat just trying to hang on like the rest of us, his time ran out at the shelter, you get 3 months and at first that feels like it's gonna last forever then they kick ya out, then you gotta try to figure out how to get off the streets again, not sleep on sidewalks, it's stressful and some folk can't handle it, I know it was stressful for me, sidewalks were shitty, uncomfortable, and the hard users you were chilling with were depressing, unless you were looking to use your drug of choice, they just made ya sad, mad, or just completely sucked the life and energy out of you.

This cat couldn't take it so to deal with no being able to sleep he'd start taking meth (Side as they call it in my hood, like up for coke, down for heroin, side to side for meth, like a d-pad on a controller.) just so he didn't have to worry about sleep, after a few days he started taking it more and more, then he started not shaving, not bathing, sleeping on sidewalks, hanging with the other hard users.

Within 5 weeks or so homie was on Fentynal, making up stories about having cancer, I thought to deal with the other's judging him but I think it was to lie to himself, a lot of the junkies out here who aren't honest with themselves come up with some sob story to deal with the feeling weak, the feeling like a loser, or whatever.

I spent a year being homeless, and I noticed a lot of people who like down, heroin, fentynal and other opioids tend to be dealing with some harsh trauma, serious PTSD, serious childhood trauma, or compound trauma, and they use the opioids to pass out, spend hours to days dope-leaning, if you've seen The Wire or it's prequel The Corner, it's very accurate to life on the streets as a drug addict, they tend to be haunted by some form of heavy duty trauma, and tend to use down or heroin/fent to pass out, it's fight, or flight, or "freeze" and heroin tends to be a form of "freeze" where they don't wanna deal with the world, their problems, the day to day boredom and depressing reality of the streets, the death, the humiliation, the random injustices, so they use to freeze, to hide, and it's surprisingly fast how quick you see people fall apart.

I grew to be grateful of my Moms, my Pops, my family growing up and trying to teach me what was what before I lost em, before I was left alone in this world, and I grew to realize they were right, I was too arrogant and stupid to think I knew what life was like, and got a huge dose of reality, and learned how lucky I was and how lucky I am. People always wondered why I was so "chill" and didn't seem to let life bother me and start picking up a bubble pipe, or a needle, or cooking up some meth or down and start using, it's because of art, creativity, movies and film gave my mind a place to rest, I managed to get a natural high from my investment in the arts.

From getting 2.5million views on youtube, to a million reblogs and likes on tumblr, to my writing for short films going to Cannes film festival 10 years ago, I haven't "made" it yet but on my old blogs and my old posts, I remember seeing how my old videos, and my old posts, stuff and gifs I filmed myself getting people wondering "What movie is this form" and not realizing I made and filmed it myself. And back in 2011 my Pumped Up Kicks video going viral and people thinking it was the real music video, fucking youtubed deleted/blocked it at 2.5 million views but man, I still got my sights on directing, just life and loss got in the way.

But it's given me days and triumphs to look back on, and be proud of who I am, self-esteem and self-love is an underrated thing. Even with my trauma, I've had coping mechanisms that aren't self-destructive and will end up killing me, not in the way I see people, dying in slo-mo, going into withdrawals from lack of their drug of choice, no family, no love, no future. I get tired and angry of living around the depressing, uninspiring broken hearted street corner felines, but I know deep down they're dealing with shit I could never even imagine or want to, and I'm glad I don't have to deal with demons or the ruin their lives have turned into.

But what answer, what solution is there to pain? To loneliness? To trauma? What is there to the mind and all the demons that haunt the human soul, the heart? The memories that continue to force these poor fuckers to relive and relive and relive, killing them over and over and over. Time is a flat circle, it's true, and as long as you can remember, each day you'll relive that moment that broke you, that turned you into who you are today, over and over.

Be glad, and be grateful, take inventory. Cause you'll hate to learn the hard way, and in 3 fucking weeks, you could be sucking your soul out through a glass bubble pipe or plunging your own demise through a needle 12ML plunger. You'll be okay, it'll be okay, just gotta remember some people can never look back on that good day some of us have, on that good memory, on that fucking day where you were on top of the world, where you were the fucking man, I forget and get ungrateful, not realizing how fucking lucky I am, and realizing that some people never have that one day, that one memory to relive to realize their worth.

Your memories are who you are, and some of us got nothing but gold for memories, while some of us got nothing but pain and rot.