#arrest me

[martiniluvr]

18+ minors dni

the parasites in my brain…they wanted this. enjoy.

★・・・★・・・★・・・★

hockey player!jason todd who has so much energy on and off the ice, and nowhere to put it. you’d think body-slamming grown men into the boards with all his weight would wear him out, but it’s not enough; you can almost feel the electricity radiating off him hours later, and it hardly matters if his team wins or loses. lucky for him, you’ve found an…arrangement that suits you both—and tonight, he’s coming off his best game of the season so far.

“jay,” you whine, your voice muffled by the pillow against your cheek. your body is still twitching from your first orgasm, but his fingers sink into your hips as he rocks against your ass rhythmically, filling you inch by inch while you moan. his green eyes are glued to the numbered jersey you’re wearing while he fucks you—his number—and he can’t help the cocky grin that settles on his face at the sight. he brings one of his hands underneath you to rub small circles on your clit, chuckling as you gasp his name again.

“y’know,” he says through laboured breaths, “this was the first game you’ve worn this to.” he tugs at the jersey harshly with his free hand, while his other teases your clit faster, eliciting a desperate moan from you that makes him shudder. “gonna—fuck—have to wear it to every match now.” you want to laugh—after all, you know how superstitious hockey players are—but jason leans down to trail hot kisses along the side of your neck, and suddenly your mind is cloudy again as heat rushes through your abdomen.

“you gonna cum for me? hm?” he breathes against your ear, smiling when you merely whimper. “yeah, you are. I can feel you shakin’, ma.” he fucks into you deeper, his deft fingers keeping their pace against your sensitive clit. you clutch at the sheets as your belly tightens and your eyes screw shut; you want to regret the promise you made him—an orgasm for each goal he scored—but your second climax cuts you short.

you cry out as your release tears through you, arching your belly into the bed before letting your body go slack against the mattress with a shaky breath. you feel jason’s huge frame against you as he shifts closer to your ear, his tone teasing as he speaks. “don’t give up on me now, princess,” he coos, grinning as your dripping cunt clenches helplessly around his cock. “y’still owe me one more.”

[grartsss]

I committed several crimes please arrest me

[kkakkungsoo]

Might be the cutest police officer i have ever seen

[luvsicdog]

hai hey.. yeah….. mhm. yeah.. shauna shipman moodboard…. .again…yes

[lastoneout]

I was just trying to help T-T (x)

[lklvz]

I am so fucking unwell about this picture

TARA LEWIS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

[rammingthestein]

posting this for the #tonsure girlies here on my phone. i know i haven't been very active here because i'm just like in a major life transition or something and i just feel so ugh but there is not a day that goes by where i don't think about paul landers or his tonsure. also i hope we make eye contact at the gig so we can communicate through shared brain-waves and i can convince him to get this hair again.

[mumbledramblings]

this is the funniest ffxiv screenshot ever to post without context

[evilhorse]

Arrest me.

(Green Arrow #4)

[callilemon]

Hiii! Since you have asks open, what are your thoughts on the Chasseurs?

Hi! Thanks for your question! I absolutely LOVE the chasseurs! (Roland specifically. Can you believe this Is my first time drawing him??)

They are so interesting, the introduction of Charles is definitely intriguing, I'm sure there will be some conflict involving him and Roland at some point. Especially since he's basically manipulating/ brainwashing Astolfo (poor boy)

I really can't wait to see what mochijun has in store for us!

[hollistercrowley]

[harrisonbrainrot]

I want him to cuff me.

[pipesandcigars]

[safarigirlsp]

John Wick Edits

In celebration of one of my absolute favorite movies, John Wick, here is a gorgeous collection of John Wick, hitman, badass, and related edits by the enormously talented @kyloremus

[dont-read-this-im-dead]

to all the people who want me to be "more productive":

Let it be known that the only reason I do NOT act out my homicidal tendencies, is because I'm lazy and tired.

[baby-yongbok]

I just wrote a fake text story with Sub!Chris texting his financial dom!reader, and I think I need to be stopped...