#armand posting

[onthenightisland]

i will never ever ever get over armand. he loves with such an intensity. he DEMANDS love in return, he's not shy or coy. he needs a certain amount of love and care and attention to such a degree that he will scratch and claw anything or anyone to get it regardless of casualties or complaints. i strongly believe that in his case his desperation for true companionship has nothing to do with vampiric loneliness or the dark gift, he would have been this way regardless. he is doomed to let love wreck him no matter what, its just his luck he must endure it for eternity.

[armandegamer]

Ah! You’ve awoken, my lo-yes, I am using your laptop. Hush now and listen. I have installed this charming little game application called The Sims! I have made digital avatars of us and all of our friends that live in your computer. And- oh, yes. That’s a modification I’ve made to the game that allows us to do it on the dining room table while Louis watches, beloved. Isn’t it wonderful? Look, Claudia is on fire. Daniel, don’t fuss. I assure you it was due to an ill fated kitchen accident. I could not have prevented it.

[classiccvnt]

Beloved? Don't startle, it is just me. Do you own a "pinterest" on your telephone? I ask because I have created a "pinterest board," compiled of images that remind me of your likeness, using my electronic pad. Ah, but it is still a work in progress, I require your input. It is imperative that you make an account of your own so that I can make you a collaborator to my "pinterest board," Daniel. You must delete the pictures you deem inaccurate, so to better my image of you.

[mossycakes]

beloved. beloved wake up its me. i need your online banking account details. *thrusts extremely cracked iphone on full brightness blaring an obnoxious tiktok in daniels face* darling this. tiktok shop. it sounds absolutely wonderful- no this wont be like temu again, no, no- it wont be like aliexpress either. beloved- it doesnt matter i already have your bank account details. *grips daniels hands and smiles intensely* i bought us several hundred of those big papa pickles

[stvolanis]

the taste of metal traced his tongue that danced between your thighs. The graze of his sharpened teeth pricking at the flesh of your skin. The fanning of his breath sending a chill down your spine as he drew closer to your core, where you needed him most. A desperate craving to feel any part of him, in fear you might never again. His fangs that sank into your thighs, marking you for anyone else who dared get close enough to see.

“No one will ever have you like I do.” He whispered, his voice eerily calm considering the vile things he was doing to you. Your panties pushed to the side, a wet tongue pressed to your clit, making you jolt from the sudden pressure. Your hand found his hair, gripping it rather harshly. Any mortal would have wept, but Armand was no mortal. No silly boy playing around with a lack of experience. No, he was a man who had been alive 514 exhausting years, the least he could do is learn how to properly please a woman.

It was a game he played. He always won. You liked to tell yourself it’s because you let him, but you knew better. Like prey being hunted, every time you grasped your freedom, Armand would find you. Claw you back in, and leave you little room to escape. A game of cat and mouse, that usually ended with you in the same coffin as him. You couldn’t think straight, not with his voice filling your head even as he ate you out like blood was nothing compared to your juices.

“Foolish girl. Ungrateful for the dark gift given to you. Eating mice and goats, rather than humans. Have you any idea how hard of a task it was to not drain you dry when I turned you?” His voice echoed in your head like an unwanted siren. “Get out. Out of my head, maitre.” You shook your head back and forth at the overwhelming pleasure as his fingers prodded your entrance. “I made you. Don’t forget that. So silence, so I can do as I please with you, fledgling.”

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[whathehe11-no3]

Wake up Daniel. I’ve discovered the most incredible thing! It turns out you have many children and grandchildren. On youtube people have been commenting on the interviews you’ve been giving. They want to let you know that you are their father. I must say, I am quite impressed by the mobility of your sperm at your age-

[certainunkownlove2]

this picture is in almost every armand posting things

[nothing-but-paisley]

Daniel was being a little extra feisty in 2.2 but that's just because he was feeling sexy in his gray/green button down.

[littlegirlinvisible]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.08: And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else IWTVTwT Version.

[the-vampire-lazarus]

I know it’s not gonna happen but I think the funniest possible course for Armand to take post-S2E5 is to say “Damn, my memory cuts off there too. WHOOOOO could’ve done this?”

[brian-kinney-apologist]

how I slept last night knowing that s3 of iwtv is secured, rockstar lestat is happening, akasha is on her way, loustat are endgame, ghost!claudia is a possibility, sam reid is not allowed to cut his hair short for a couple more years, daniel is now a vampire and the devil's minion is real:

[pinimi]

Armand orchestrated Madeleine’s death because she so easily outcunted him. Absolutely no effort just laughed him in the face at his questions “yeah I can live and be mentally stable for eternity. what, like it’s hard?” she said skill issue if you can’t handle killing as a vampire. Every night Armand has seven different existential crisis and Madeleine sleeps soundly without a shred of guilt WHILE ALSO looking dead drop gorgeous and being funnier than everyone around her. Armand had to take her out early. He never stood a chance

[mossycakes]

[moondustinfj]

[sarcastic-clapping]

[sb-essebi]

louis staying with armand for 77 years just to hurt lestat pretending armand saving him was enough even though it made him miserable is insane, but armand staying with louis for 77 years even when he knew it was just to hurt lestat and none of it was real is. next fucking level. no one is doing it like armand. no self-worth no self-respect no nothing. he thinks being a 77-year-long rebound is the best he can get. how he got to 500 without throwing himself into the fire is a mystery