#armand baby i get it

[lavender-lady-777]

he is the most pathetic cringefail loser boyfriend of all time... i need him

[posalis]

Daniel Molloy + first impressions

[astrozure]

did a quick lil Armand the other day

[beneath-the-willow-tree]

Adore Devil's Minion. Hate the idea that Daniel has to "save" or "fix" Armand. First of all, boring. Second of all, that's what Marius thought he was doing. Third — of all characters to attribute a savior complex to, Daniel "Poke the Bear" Molloy is by far the most laughable option.

[adamnablelittledevil]

About to start Prince Lestat. Apparently that is the book with most mentions of Armand's name. ARMAND NATION LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[noirve]

i'm a lesbian but louis is insane for treating armand like a 70-year-long rebound because if i saw maître walking around looking like that i would be begging on my knees for it every single day. skill issue

[notfeelingthyaster]

armand de ipad, armand de rebound, armand de scooby loo, armand de mysisterwasmydaughterwasmythrowpillow, armand de rasheed, armand de dubai, armand de pointe du lac, armand de fanfiction, armand de nothing

[eromrevencrow]

some of you just gotta approach these shows more lightly lmao, like have some fun!!!!

[fascinationstreetmp3]

daniel is someone whos lived a full life, is very experienced, and already had some fairly extensive knowledge of vampire life and society before being turned. plus he's got a naturally sharp mind, a talent for relentlessly digging under people's skin to an uncomfortable degree, and the ability to switch off his moral compass and sense of self-preservation to get what he wants.

so then you add to that cocktail pure, undiluted ancient blood from a half-millennia old vampire, and you've created probably one of the most intimidating fledglings possible. and i think he's gonna be so annoying about it

[electroempathy]

Bedtime routine

[jaypentaghast]

I want everyone to know that if we ever see flashbacks of any of the vamps as children I will burst into tears

[but-will-it-blend-daniel]

Here I am after work drawing fanart for the first time since I embroidered Hannibal and Will’s murder husband knives. I just love this character and a long game ship with fucked up, odd dynamics. I’m so late to the Devil’s Minion cult but so, so on board.

[octo-pie]

Oooh it’s so satisfying watching Daniel tear down Armand’s lies brick by brick

[quiet-longing]

Fellow Devil's Minioners

I have solved the mystery of Rolin and Assad's answers (aside from absolute nonsense trolling, that is) and made them make sense.

To wit:

Armand turned him out of spite?

Make's perfect sense. It was to spite Parkinson's for thinking it was going to be what killed Daniel. If anyone is killing Daniel, it's Armand and it's in a sexy-vampire-marrying way. He called dibs a long time ago.

A pure rage kill?

But of course. Who would not feel pure rage at Parkinson's for daring to try to take his beloved from him? What is a mediocre star to a 514 year-old vampire? What is a human disease? Does Parkinson's truly believe itself to be a match for The Vampire Armand, an immortal who walks in the sun? HA! His blood will obliterate its existence!

See? Now it makes perfect sense. Parkinson's disease said 'I'll be killing the love of your life slowly while you sit there and watch. What are you gonna do about?

Parkinson's disease fucked around and found out.

I made it make sense.

[thequeenofsastiel]

Anyone else feeling depressed about the end of season 2?

[reireichu]

chapter i: paris is for lovers and heartbreak.

Aka I wrote this post and then apparently I might be writing a fic about.