#armand ate one

[dude-could-you-be-more-gay]

Armand ate a tide pod

[shelfperson]

all i need, darling, is a life in your shape // i picture it soft and i ache // look at you strawberry blond

me: idgaf about the vampire lestat 🙄

me ten minutes later: LESMAND IS PLAGUE SENT BY GOD TO KILL ME SPECIFICALLY

[aaronsinferno]

He was just doing it for the plot your honor

[taro-tk22]

Armand kinda actually served and ate cvnt so bad this episode…like…..I gotta pay my respects lmaoooo

[rosesocietyy]

lewserr

[florencechase]

There are so many good ones that didn't fit in the poll, might do a part 2. If you have any favorites that aren't in this poll leave them in the tags or comments so I can include them!

Here's the Lestat quotes poll

[stvolanis]

the taste of metal traced his tongue that danced between your thighs. The graze of his sharpened teeth pricking at the flesh of your skin. The fanning of his breath sending a chill down your spine as he drew closer to your core, where you needed him most. A desperate craving to feel any part of him, in fear you might never again. His fangs that sank into your thighs, marking you for anyone else who dared get close enough to see.

“No one will ever have you like I do.” He whispered, his voice eerily calm considering the vile things he was doing to you. Your panties pushed to the side, a wet tongue pressed to your clit, making you jolt from the sudden pressure. Your hand found his hair, gripping it rather harshly. Any mortal would have wept, but Armand was no mortal. No silly boy playing around with a lack of experience. No, he was a man who had been alive 514 exhausting years, the least he could do is learn how to properly please a woman.

It was a game he played. He always won. You liked to tell yourself it’s because you let him, but you knew better. Like prey being hunted, every time you grasped your freedom, Armand would find you. Claw you back in, and leave you little room to escape. A game of cat and mouse, that usually ended with you in the same coffin as him. You couldn’t think straight, not with his voice filling your head even as he ate you out like blood was nothing compared to your juices.

“Foolish girl. Ungrateful for the dark gift given to you. Eating mice and goats, rather than humans. Have you any idea how hard of a task it was to not drain you dry when I turned you?” His voice echoed in your head like an unwanted siren. “Get out. Out of my head, maitre.” You shook your head back and forth at the overwhelming pleasure as his fingers prodded your entrance. “I made you. Don’t forget that. So silence, so I can do as I please with you, fledgling.”

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[zkaus]

At the back of my copy of The Vampire Armand, there's an old interview with Anne Rice talking about creating that novel. I've never forgotten her answer to one of the questions... It haunted me for years.

It gives incredible insight into how and why she wrote such beautiful, brutal and broken characters, and what she endured in the creation process.

BUT before you read this, I'm going to STRONGLY warn you, it goes to very very DARK places

Q: What are your work habits for a novel?

A: Once I truly begin to write, I work obsessively, in twelve-hour days, punctuated by days of long sleep and vivid dreaming. Starting time and ending time are no longer important. I might begin at 9 A.M., or after noon or at eight in the evening. I go from there. I turn on the computer and write, write, write.

My room is a mess. Notes are scribbled on the walls so that I can look up at them at the appropriate moments and insert the date, the name, whatever, when I need it. Books are stacked so high that people have to search for me when they come into the room. Opened books with marked-up pages are stacked on top of one another.

I become suicidal. I go through a horrid despair some time or other before the final page, during which everything seems meaningless—from the dawn of history to the very hour in which I am writing.

I’m intolerable to live with. But I spread myself thin over a number of loved ones and staff members so that no one person has to put up with how intense, hysterical, and miserable I am.

When I get elated and talk fast and furiously about wonderful aspects of history or the characters, or good developments in the story, people run away from me. I don’t blame them.

While the novel is being written, I try to avoid dressing for outdoors. No one can make you go out if you don’t have shoes on. Not even in the south. I wear long velvet robes and soft velvet slippers. I refuse to go out. All food is brought in. I eat hamburgers because they are easy to hold with one hand while reading and holding the book with the other hand.

In the middle of the night I read, sometimes on the carpeted floor of the bathroom, just because it’s warm. I am wretched. I don’t care anymore about being abnormal. Writing is everything. Everything. It seems impossible to write the book. It seems impossible to lift a hairbrush to brush my hair. But I do it. I put on mascara every day that I write.

This period of intense work lasts about six weeks. It’s best that way. My imagination is overheated, and my memory clogged with data of varying importance. If I go over six weeks, I begin to forget things; I feel the loss of intensity and information and I become all the more self-destructive and obsessed.

The end of the book is a big event for me. A big event. I start screaming. I put the hour and the date at the end of the last page. I expect everybody to understand, at least a little. It’s a triumph! The darkness of destiny has been driven back for a brief while. I celebrate. I scream, eat chocolate, and sleep.

Right near the end of writing The Vampire Armand, I realized I had to return to Italy, especially to Florence, and at once I began to make preparations for the trip. As soon as the novel was finished and off to the publisher’s, as soon as it could be accomplished, I flew to Italy. That gave me hope, a way out of a life threatening darkness that often follows the climax of a book. But I still ate chocolate and screamed.

While writing, I don’t want to rest. I don’t want to sleep. Why sleep? It seems stupid, except when weariness overcomes me like a giant cloud of poisonous vapor. Then I sleep fifteen to twenty hours. I tell people to go in and out of the bedroom and ignore me lying there, as if I were dead. I won’t talk on the phone. I won’t open my eyes if I don’t have to. I dream terrible, upsetting dreams.

I want to kill myself. But I can’t. I can’t do it to other people, and I have work that must be done, novels that must be written. So I don’t kill myself. Besides, I don’t think it’s good to kill oneself. It’s a horrible idea. It has a horrible effect even on acquaintances.

I think a lot about people I loved who are dead. I think of how dead they are, year after year, ever more dead.

[m0chisenpai]

Mochi what do you think about 90s model reader (think brandi quinones) and loumand (they 100 percent watch fashions shows in modern days)?

Its cannon that they like people who capture attention (*coff coff* lestat). I think they would meet her in a show and would send her flowers and letters to court her and all that jazz

Sorry if this is weird :/

vogue

˚｡⋆ louis de pointe du lac x black!fem!reader x armand

in which your pefermonce off and on the runway catches their attention

author note: I ate this up so much, I literally scoured Pintrest and fell down a rabbit hole and have to fight every desire in my body to do another multipart series for this

The production people move like flies past your eyes while you sit in your regal beauty. Eyes unblinking, legs crossed perfectly, your hair now braided pulled up into a bun with a few pieces falling and curled.

You hold the hand of Armand, his finger runs over and over. You've come to learn this calms not just your nerves but his as well. Louis remains off to the side, he is weary of cameras these days. Preferring to leave you and Armand to such matters.

But when you pout those lips and flutters those ethereal eyes he relents to sit to the sides.

When the interviewer settles in the chair he has your attention and your back straightens.

"Runway, Vogue and Dior, red carpets, music videos. But your most recent appearance in the critically acclaimed rock star The Vampire Lestat's music video put's you back in the public eye when you should look much more...different." That breaks your picturesque facade with a light giggle that crinkles your dark lined eyes,

"That damned name'

'Calm yourself my love.' You catch Louis' fleeting gaze.

"How does the face of the 80s and 90s reappear in the 2000s rained in blood and completely untouched by age?"

"Hmm I think I have my wonderous loves to thank for that, there are only so many things that can hide the thief of the night that is time. But I seem to be lucky to have escaped its grasp." Armand places a languid kiss to the back of your hand while Louis raises his glass from the side.

"I believe the Gift only encapsulated the beauty she had from the moment we first met." Armand speaks up.

"And this would be during your rookie years as an athlete may say?"

"Yes at the beginning of my runway career in my early 20s, though I would not turn till 30. Around the mid 80s I was found by my lovely companions when I was at my lowest. Watching from the sides. And I did everything to ensure not to fall in love."

"Cheeky." Louis coos in your mind.

"Let's go back then, how were you back then? You say you were at your lowest but your face was desired by so many."

"Beauty, fame, money, sex is all so fleeting. And the fashion industry sucked every bit out of you till you were a husk for them to drag along until the needles and knife was needed to hide any evidence of your decline."

Armand will never admit it out loud but he was particularly fond of the 80s and 90s. He loved the fashions o each era, but he fell in love with runway. It was theatre in an entirely new facet. Louis can recall, though his companions face was stone cold, the glimmer of warmth in his eyes that watched each and every model. Catching every small finite detail.

Louis was more than happy to donate and invest in the ocassional piece for Armand who returned the favor. Until one evening they are encaptured by a beauty amount the sea of tall skinny legs.

This angel that graced the runway one evening of Paris Fasion week. It was dull, Armand confided in Louis as they dressed for the show they and and a few exclusive members were invited to.

One by one Armand began to count them like sheep until she entered. A sheer black tube tob pencil skirt dress with a billowy white blouse beneath. Your eyes are smoky and sharp and your lips a bright chery red. When you walk, you lack the stiffness the other girls move with, no no you glide. The runway is your stage, you dance so beautifully.

Armand sits up as you walk past. He neded you then, he neededyou now.

When you are off you brush past the fussy designers who bark orders in French that is too fast and English far too broken. All you care to know is you have a period of relief to indulge in a smoke and soon after a bump from one of your acquaintances.

You slump in your seat, a cigarette warms you up as you enjoy the momentary silence until you are up again. You grow tired, bored of this. You see it boiling in your eyes, past the makeup, the eye liner and rouge.

From your side one of the assistants carefully moves to your side.

"For you ma'am a gift from some of our most generous investors of the arts."

"M' not sleeping with them" you mumble around the still lit cigarette which dangles from your lips as you open the card tucked into the dozens of fresh roses.

"A rose for a rose." You grumble putting out your cigarette on the card and getting up to squeeze into the sheer scandalous dress though you would hardly call it that with the pi��ce de résistance being an intricate veil that twists and covers and is encrusted with diamonds around your face and binding in the back.

As you go to line up, standing still for any changes and a quick make up touch you are nudged to get in line. But a thought lingers in your mind.

When you walk you can't help but wonder, which one of you wants to sleep and tell the tale, hm?

"On the contrary my dear." You almost falter when you turn to walk back. That man's voice sends shives down your spine as you carefully make sure not to falter. "We would prefer to have you more than just in the flesh."

His partner to the left flashes you a cocky smile. He's lucky you are being watched otherwise you would have scowled.

"Aw, don't scowl like that chere."

They follow you to London. Your picture is in all the tabloids and paprazzi is stationed outside of your hotel where you quckly find the bar. In an act of defiance, and trying to add your flare, you stopped during midwalk to kiss the collar of your mysterious suitor leaving a perfect red stain.

Since then your manager has been bombarded with numerous calls for editorials, spreads, and interviews.

"Another glass for her please."

Your eyes cut to the beautiful man whose eyes look enchanting through the fog of smoke he carefully clows away from your direction. A black turtle neck tucked into a pair of slacks to battle the chill.

But no words can describe the work of art that are his eyes which stare deep into your yours,

"I don't sleep with fashion fanatics, not anymore at least" you mumble into the dirty martini before a new one is placed in front of you.

The corner of his lips twitch into a mix of a smile and a smirk.

"Nah I'm not into the whole art of fashion. Just a simple collector is all," he watches how your luscious lips leave a red imprint along the rim of the glass.

"Oh? And do I fit your collection?"

He hums, "I'd dare to say you outshine it."

"Let me guess," you rest your cigarette in the ashtray to give him your undivided attention. "Your wife wants to watch doesn't she?" Your eyes look pass his shoulder at the women and some of your fellow workers.

"Your far off. Got no wife, but my companion does enjoy to watch ocasionally." Louis leans forward, his chin on your shoulder and his cold lips touch your ear. "And he's been watching this entire time my dear."

Your head quickly turns and sure enough, a man watches at the end of the bar. A gass half filled, his both arms rest on the counter and his eyes remain unmoving on you both.

"Put her tab on my card will you?" Your mysterious heart throb drops a card that clanks and you catch a glimps of the name.

"Louis de Pointe du Lac" you read it to yourself as he stands to walk languidly to the man. Placing a hand don his shoulder and sitting beside him.

You should be unnerved by their constant appearances, but you enjoy this game of cat and mouse. Sharing words at afterparties, drinks at hotel bars, and one night together in the satin sheets of Milan.

Your room is always filled with flowers when you arrive. Champagne and chocolates await by your bedside. You never fail to find their eyes in the crowd, you dare to say this is what love must feel like.

You keep the notes and letters from Armand. His way with words are what bring the light back in your eyes as you walk and model.

Whatever it is, your agent tells you one day, keep it up. because you begin t see a spike in your career and appearances. Leading you to walk your first large red carpet event.

When you step out of the shining vintage car immediately you are met with flashes, clinging to your sur shrug for comfort imagining their arms as you walk and pause for questions and for photographs.

"Can we be under the assumption you have a special someone?" Your interviewer asks over the roar of paparazzi and photographers at a red carpet event.

"Hmm, I guess you could continue to speculate." You give a cheeky grin to the camera as you walk off with a flurry of questions at your leathered heels.

When you enter the museum hosting the charity event they await you. Your drop your shrug into the arms of one of the attendants while Armand takes hold of your clutch. You walk in between them looking at the beautifully restored and donated pieces. The theme is very rococo and you adore it, the artwork, pottery and ceramics and the beautifully restored gowns on display.

"Oh my goodness look at this one, it reminds me of a Monet" you coo as you stand before the water lily pond. Your hand on your chest as you pause. You wish it were yours. Though it is not the original you want it still.

And that's enough for Armand to place a red sticker near the artists name.

"Oh you didn't have to, Armand." you pout at him as he cups your jaw looking into your eyes.

"You clearly desired it, did you not?" When all you do is nod he hums. His thumb begins to stroke the soft skin of your jaw. "Then you shall have it."

"We would travel the cities I was in. And during the off season I spent here or in the comforts of one of our other homes. I believe Berlin will be our destination this year for the holidays, right my love?"

And how can Armand no to those eyes.

They gleam with mischief, golden flakes sparkle in your bright eyes. "Whatever her hearts desires I have assumed the duty to fulfill each ofthem, we both do."

You shush him, had you still been mortal you swear your cheeks would be flushed.

The interviewer

"But I believe this Gift would have to be my most treasured one."

[woodle-isbae]

Happy birthday

Louis de pointe du lac x black!male! Reader

CW : bottom! Louis, Top! reader, swearing, drug use(weed) , collage! Au, Doggy, protected sex, overstimulation, induced sex, dry humping, porn w plot. A/N: its my birthdayyy! ( 01/02 ), a little gift for me lol, gonna continue w my requests after this.

You groaned, tossing and turning in your bed sheets, interrupted from your slumber with the loud pounding against your room door. You finally let up with a huff of annoyance, throwing the sheets off your body and tossing on some pants as well, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as you shuffled to the door.

Initially, you'd expect your roommate to be there, probably complain about needing to stock up on groceries or something, but the shock on your face was extremely present. To any other person, the face you made would've been seen as "ew" or even a sign to leave, but to your Best friend- Louis de pointe du lac -it was more of a question.

"The fu-"

"Happy birthday!"

He screamed into your face, pushing the door fully open to reveal the little cupcake in his hand with a candle lit on top, the smug and proud look on his face never faltering. He pushed the lit cupcake to your face, moving it in a circular manner indicating that you should take it.

"Blow out ya' candles, 'n make a wish."

You grumbled, blowing the fire out and shutting your eyes for a brief moment- mainly cause you were tired-, opening them up to stare at the man before you who had the widest smile ever.

"You look like you jus' woke up, lookin' a mess."

"No shit Sherlock."

You took half of the cupcake and ate it, leaving the other half for Louis, not even bothering to fully wake up, you sludged back onto your bed. Being pulled back into a standing position.

"Woah, you still got a full day- wake up."

He patted your back, shoving you out the room and to your bathroom, leaving for a brief moment to come back with a towel.

"I'm gon' be in the living room waiting for you, since you ain't got any classes today- we will be spoiling you."

He chirped out, walking out the room and shutting the door to leave you to get ready for the day. With no other choice you ran the shower on, waiting for the water to heat up while you brushed your teeth, hopping into the shower once it begun to fog up. Letting the warm drops of water run down your skin, lathering some body wash to scrub onto your skin.

Rinsing it off to finish your shower routine, you stepped out and wiped your body dry with the towel, tying it around your waist to go to the sink and wash your face.

You got dressed and headed out your room, going past the living room to the kitchen to make some cereal before going to sit down next to Louis.

"Alright birthday Boy, finish yo' food so we can meet up with the rest."

You hummed in acknowledgement, finishing the bowl of cereal and going to wash it quickly, leaving your apartment locked as you headed out, Having been convinced to let Louis drive you since it was your special day after all.

The both of you decided stroll to the location, 'It's not that far from here', is what he had told you. Walking to the entrance before you stopped to turn to the Creole man.

"What?"

"This ain't a surprise party, right?"

He scoffed in your face, moving forward to open the door to reveal your small group of friends scattered in different areas.

Daniel and Armand were playing pool while Lestat and Claudia were seemingly squabbling about God knows what. Lily and bricktop popped out from the kitchen door behind the counter with some snack trays in hand.

"Oh, you're here already!"

Lily said, catching everyone's attention and placing it on you, the commotion dying down for a brief moment before everyone came charging at you for one big hug, wishing you a happy birthday!

"Happy birthday kid"

"Everyone here is older than you Daniel!"

Claudia and Daniel began to debate about everyone's age while Lestat and Armand came up to you with two equally large gifts.

"A present for the new years."

"Yes, well, Notre petit prince deserves more than what you can offer.." (our little prince)

"He surely feels touched by both of us bringing gifts."

"Thank you guys, really- you didn't have to!"

"It's the least we can do, I love to spoil those dearest to me."

"We...Lestat, just gets competitive haha."

"n'ose pas parler comme si tu pouvais comparer de toute façon, Armand." (Don't you dare talk like you can compare anyways.)

"Lestat, je jure devant Dieu si tu le fais-" (I swear to God if you do-)

Before you could hear anymore of the two argue you were pulled away and into a hug, Bricktop and Lily squishing your cheeks while cooing at you as if you were a child.

"My baby's all grown up!

"I'm not th-"

"That much of a baby, yeah yeah! I'm just happy you made time to hang out with your family and friends!"

They pulled you into a hug again, BT making sure to kiss all over your face and leave her deep red lipstick in a pattern, 'don't try and remove ya' sisters lipstick, take it as a birthday gift.'

Sister, You've grown up with the others- the others being Claudia, Lily, Bricktop and Louis. Having gone to the same middle school and instantly clicking with Lily and BT, then they introduced you to Claudia, who you briefly dated but broke up on good terms a couple months later after you both came to terms with your sexualities.

In those few months that you were with Claudia, she had introduced you to her Brother, Louis de pointe du lac, nearly a carbon copy of her but somewhat better. You easily became best of friends from that point, your first year of high-school you had met Lestat and Armand- they were dating at that time and helped Louis discover himself as well.

Later into your school years you had met this Daniel guy who was a junior the time you were a Senior, learning he was dating Armand a year after he and Lestat had broken up- once again, on good terms. Lestat ending up with a guy named Nicki who went to a whole different school In France.

I mean yeah, they were your family, every single one of them. Why wouldn't they? You guys clicked so easily, found yourselves hanging out at your place a lot since your parents were barely around the older you got. BT and Lily acting like the older sisters you never had, Lestat, Armand and Daniel your annoying brothers, Claudia being your absolute best friend- after Louis of course.

But Louis, you could never put a label apon what you saw him as, you didn't want to put a label. Yeah, you guys hung out way more than you do with the rest, you've shared more private and intimate moments with each other- but your still too afraid to put a label on how you really fe-

"Hey, you alright?"

Oh Louis, you gulped, taking in a deep breath before nodding and giving him a soft smile.

"Yeah, just still kinda sleepy, yeah.."

"Me and Daniel were gonna go to the back to smoke one, you wanna come?"

Yeah, you've smoked a couple of times, wouldn't really say you do it a lot. Probably only do it at small hangouts or when your alone and can finally relax.

"Sure."

puff and pass.

that's how it usually goes between you two. You've grown to see Daniel as your smoke buddy, nearly all your hangouts end up with you both high and babbling about your personal life-- But adding Louis into this picture, it just becomes total silence and soft RnB playing from either one of your phones.

''Why...why do y'all always go quiet when you wit' me.?''

you and Daniel gave each other a quick glance before he cleared his throat and stood up, giving you the joint after taking his final puff of the night.

''I gotta stay sober, Driving tonight.''

he muttered and left you two in the small lounge room at the very back of the family owned store. Luckily BT's mom was perfectly fine with you guys smoking as long as it was in this room away from the general area of the store.

you decided to take a drag from the blunt while Louis stared at you with his hazel-green eyes, waiting for an answer from the one person who didn't just up and leave.

''well?''

''Ain't got nothin' to say Louis.''

''You know Armand don't play like that 'bout Danny, right?''

''I wouldn't stoop that low, boy.''

he gave a short scoff, taking the final puff of the roach and tossing into the ash tray, blowing the smoke into your face.

''Well, what is it then?''

''You remember our first sleep over?''

he gave a pause, raising a brow at where this was going, giving you a soft hum and nod to continue speaking.

''Told ya' mama that I came over fer' you, when I really meant Claudia...But I ended up staying with you for the night.''

''Yeah- but, what does that gotta do with anything?''

you sighed, turning to properly face him. Taking in every single detail on his face, the sharp of his canines, the mix of brown and green in his eyes and the slight paleness he gained from being an indoor person.

''Louis, You kissed me that night...then told me to think about how it made me feel- right before you fell right asleep on me.''

the room fell silent, Louis shifting away a bit before pulling out his phone, he quickly stood up and left the room, heading back to the rest. Mabye talking about it while not so sober wasn't ideal, you weren't exactly sure how he'd take being reminded of something you swore you wouldn't bring up the morning after.

shit, Mabye you should go after him- no, that would attract attention. Probably go back out, act natural even if your eyes are low and red, just don't lo-

''HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!''

you stood behind the counter, everyone with little party hats on and a big cake topped with some colorful candles in Lily's hands, the sudden surprise had you looking like a lost child.

''You ain't gon' blow out your candles?''

the deep accented voice that popped up besides you broke you out of thought, sucking in a breath and quickly blowing out the dozen candles so everyone could indulge. the room burst out in cheers and everyone coming up to give you a hug and a birthday wish.

you had cut the cake and everyone indulged, drinks being served and another blunt rolled up and passed around between everyone- Besides Armand and Daniel.

''Au garçon d'anniversaire ! et bien d'autres encore, ma chère''

Lestat whispered into your ear before leaving for the night, Dan' offering to drive you and Louis home while Armand took the intoxicated blond to his own home. Leaving Claudia, BT and Lily to lock up.

The car ride was awfully silent, high out of your mind and looking out the window as a bunch of thoughts ran through your mind you could barely even make out what they were saying.

''Yo, you mind if i stay over? it's late and i don't think I'm in the state to drive myself back.''

Louis said over your shoulder as you were unlocking the door to your apartment, you gave him a quick nod and opened the door to let you both in, taking notice of the note that sat on the counter.

Me and Seb wont be here for the weekend, don't forget to clean up if you host a party -Micah

''You tellin' me we could've hung out here instead?''

he was standing right against you, reading over the note with you. His eyes were low and hazed, lips glossed over with saliva from licking them and he smelt strongly of leather and haze.

''You peeking over my shoulder a lot...nosey ass.''

you lightly shoved him with your elbow, tossing the paper to side as you left to go join Louis on the couch, deciding to watch a movie to let time pass.

''Okay but, why would she go after the blond guy, when whatshisname is right there!''

''Probably because mister whatshisname, tried killing her before!''

''But he treated her so well?''

you burst out laughing when he gave you a frown, unsure on why the characters had done what they did.

"Nah, Louis- you're so slow it hurts...even though the blond guy hurt her, she loves him because they bonded or whatever."

"Bonded?? The fuck that mean."

You could only sigh at how dense he was, shaking your head with a chuckle, turning to be met with Louis deep gaze. He looked over your face before finally meeting your eyes, the room filling with silence as you guys held eye contact.

Before you could form a thought he leaned in and pressed his lips to yours, hands sliding up to cup both sides of your head and pull you in closer. You weren't sure if it was the high or the fact that you haven't felt like this in so long- but whatever it was let him pull you in, your own hands grazing over his neck and down his sides.

he leaned in more, slowly making his way onto your lap as you two made out, hands sliding up the loose fabric of your shirt to feel up against your warm skin. letting out a sigh of relief as his strangely cold hands touched up your torso and down to the hem of your pants.

''fuck- Louis wait...do you really wanna..?''

he lifted his head back, catching his breath as he scanned over your face, pressing himself lower until he met the growing tent in your pants with his own.

''Ain't that enough of an answer..?''

His boldness took you off guard for a moment before you snapped out of the shock and focused on the way he kept grinding down onto you, you were so sensitive you swore you could bust just from dry humping, you bit your lip to suppress a groan when he pressed down even harder, legs tensing and hands gripping at his hips to slow him down to a stop.

''I wanna prep' you first...please?'' . . .

''F-uuuckk...i can't- shit, s'too much..!''

he screamed into the pillow while you thrusted into him, hips joining with a loud clap before you pulled back and shoved back in, absolutely lost in the way he constricted around your throbbing cock. leaking into the condom you had on, barely able to form a proper thought as you were completely drunk, high and fucked out than ever before.

''Oh fuck- Louis...Louis! You ffee-el so goo..d..fuuuckk..''

you were just saying anything, his whines and moans clouded your head, inching you more and more to your orgasm. he could only shake his head and arch his back deeper as he sobbed into the sheets of your bed. Why haven't you two done this sooner?

''I cant- it's too much! please...fuck more...''

if you weren't fucking into him right now, you would've made fun of him for the way he spoke- begging for more right after he said he couldn't take anymore...shit, if you knew any better, you would've noticed that he had already came twice because of your mouth alone.

you lifted on of your legs to get a deeper angle into the man below you, slowing your thrusts to savor the way he clenched around you each time your tip grazed his prostate. drinking up each and every sound that could spill out of his slacked jaw.

''I'm gonna cum! fuck- Y/N, I'm cummin'! ''

the last words fell right out before he moaned into the open air, walls clenching around you so tight they forced you into your own peak, both your bodies shook as your cock emptied out into the rubber wrap around it and louis onto the soft sheets of your bed. you stilled your hips while Louis shook underneath you, coming down from his overstimulating high as you caught your breath.

you pulled out of him and pulled the condom off, tying it up and tossing into the bin near your bed, falling back onto the bed and cuddling into Louis's tired body.

''Didn't know you were this good...would've been on you sooner if I did''

you could only groan into the crook of his neck, absolutely exhausted from the whole day and using all you left over energy to fuck Louis. your eyes heavy with sleep while he rubbed your back soothingly.

''Hope you enjoyed it birthday boy...''

''Happy birthday''

[kingofyellowhills]

i think armand should lie more about his relationship with lestat like he should lie about that one time when lestat ate him out in the carriage on their way to theatre and armand was all like "lestaaaat what if the coachman hears us 🤭" and lestat was like "let him hear". he should lie about it because i would like to see.

[freakcliff]

iwtv fanfic Friday: devils minion era (or close enough)

on display by thisisthefamilybuisness aka @officialclaricestarling; E, 3k.

Armand leans back in her chair and smirks. “There’s nobody here to notice if you absolutely must rut yourself against the seam of your slacks, Daniel; this is a private dining room. Given the sorry state of your thoughts, though, perhaps you’d prefer if I took a seat at the bar and sat you in my lap instead. It would only be fair, of course, every patron deserves a chance to see why I spend millions of dollars and so much of my time indulging you.”

i know a place we can go luminoussbeings aka @gaysie; M, 3k.

“—come out with me,” Daniel’s saying, and Armand blinks. “I know a place—better than this one, I’m telling you. Okay, fine, the drinks are terrible, but if you want to go out dancing—you’ll see. You’ll love it. Guarantee ya.” He smiles winningly, holds out his hand. No, Armand thinks. or: Daniel sees Armand with blood on his face from a kill, thinks he's just some poor abused twink, and decides he needs to show him a good time

cranefucker island circa ‘82 by katplanet; E, 22k

“You doing all right?” Daniel asks him. Armand blinks. “No,” he says. “Most honest you've been with me since I got here,” Daniel says. And then, because it seems like the thing to do, “I can clear out, if you need the place to yourself.” “Whatever you prefer.” Armand's lips look chapped. Dehydration? He ate the kid with the sunglasses, but the smear he left took a lot of bleach to scrub away. Maybe Daniel should - “You won't be harmed,” Armand says, “regardless of your decision.” “You got served divorce papers so hard it left a crater,” Daniel says, “and you're still poking around in people's heads.”

little kidnaps in the dark | End OTW Racism by gaypiratedivorce; M, 150k

The first memory is only the first memory, the first crack —after the dam finally breaks, Daniel tries to make sense of the past unraveling itself in his mind. While continuing to thread the story of Louis's life, he attempts to untangle the questions of his own. But Armand offers no answers, and Louis gives him no straightforward ones. As their histories weave together and the line between journalism and personal chronicle disappears from sight, Daniel struggles to figure out who they were then, what they've become, and why exactly he's been summoned to Dubai.

it's a rollercoaster kinda rush by exastris_scientia aka @keepoffthetardis; E, 5k

He writes more over the next three months than he has in the last year, and he even gets paid for some of it. Not as much as before, but, y’know. He can keep his apartment, so it’s not like he’s complaining. He goes to bed early, gets up late, and actually learns how to cook something edible for once in his life. He’s not even using. It’s normal. It sucks so bad and he’s so fucking lonely. Daniel gets fired from the San Francisco Chronicle and discovers all roads lead not to Rome, but to Armand.

couldn't trust myself to proceed with caution by extrasis_scientia aka @keepoffthetardis; E, 6k.

When he opens the door, Daniel looks up from his drink. Almost every feature on his face has been changed by the twenty years between them and their last goodbye. Every one, that is, except for his eyes. They’re shielded by handsome-looking wire-frame glasses now, but they’re still as blue and sharp as they were the night they met. Their eyes lock, and Armand is astonished to discover all at once that he’s still angry. “You must be Mr. Molloy,” he manages through lips nearly numb. As if he feels nothing at all, Daniel holds out a hand. “Mr. Molloy’s my father. Call me Daniel.” Armand seeks Daniel out in 2003 and gets quite a bit more than he bargained for.

[xkaidaxxxx]

Shoto x Reader

Mentions: Characters are aged up! Body image, Plus size reader, Drinking, NSFW, Virgin reader, cute aftercare, fluff morning,

No proof read sorry for errors

MDNI

Reblogs are appreciated.

“ You should totally go on a date with him. He sounds very nice. I’ll be there at a distance just in case you don’t want to be there anymore or something goes wrong okay.” Mina said and Momo agreed. Girls gotta help each other.

Shoto’s name on the online dating: Senju 

Senju: We can meet up at weston. 

(weston is a fancy restaurant) 

You made very good money but you weren’t stupid rich

y/n: oh um Isn’t that too much? I’m a simple girl. Plus I don’t have that type of luxury.

Senju : You doll up and I’ll pick you up okay. Is 8pm good? 

Y/n: I’ll meet you there and yes that's perfect.

Senju: Okay see you there then. I’ll be waiting. I’ll be wearing black tux with a white and red brooch.

y/n: I’ll wear a red dress then! See you later.

You were so nervous and scared. You hadn’t shown him a picture of yourself. You’re a plus size woman. That was something you’re so insecure about which is why you didn’t date at all. Even in highschool. You did have crushes here and there but when you confess to them they’d instantly reject you, not even in a feel sorry for you way. They were rude. 

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They’d say things like:

“Hell no you look like a blob”

“ You’re a piggy and I don’t date such an ugly thing”

“Maybe in your next life you’ll be pretty”

“ lose a few pounds and even then maybe not.”

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“ Come on let’s get you ready! You’ll look like a princess once you’re done dressing up.” Momo said. 

You wore a simple but classy red dress Momo created for you. It was short, had a slit to teasy a bit with one strap. Your make up was simple as well. Overall you looked Amazing! The girls dropped you off. You noticed a tall,handsome man with the white and red brooch that matches his hair color. You walked up to him nervously. “S-Senju or should I say Shoto ” you said. He looked down at you shocked. It wasn't that he didn’t like what he was seeing, if anything he was trying to control himself from devouring you. “ Y/n?” he replied smiling. “ Yes. It’s nice to finally meet up with you.” you said. “I lied about my name because…being one of the greatest heroes causes relationship issues.” he said walking inside with you. You were nervous about how dinner would go. “Reservation for Todoroki.” he spoke to the host. The host checked his table. “Yes sir, right this way.” you both followed the host. You were confused on why you were lead to a room with Shoto. “ The waiter will be right with you.” the host said and left, closing the door behind him. It was so beautiful. A private room. Every single detail screamed romantic and sweet. “ Is it to your liking?” Shoto asked as you sat down and he helped you tuck in your chair. “ It’s beautiful. Thank you. You’re very kind.” you replied. He sat down and started looking at the menu and so you did the same. About 20 minutes later the waiter shows up taking out his pad. “ We’ll have Cheesy Potato Croquettes as appetizers. I’ll have Lemony Salmon with potatoes and tensoba. Cold please.” Shoto said then looked over to you. “ I’ll have a lobster risotto,” you said. “ Drinks?” the waiter asked. “ Armand de Brignac Ace of Spades Demi-Sec and 1999 Andre Beaufort a Ambonnay Grand Cru Doux Rose” , Shoto said. You trusted him. He knows his champagne. After an hour you were having an amazing meal. You loved the taste of the champagnes and couldn’t get enough and so while you ate the more champagne you craved. Shoto was concerned about how much you drank. “Uh you should take it easy. It might not taste strong but it sure is.” he said. “ S’fine I’m not a lightweight. I swear.” you replied. Biggest lie. You guys had to leave through the back and since you were too drunk to speak correctly he had no other choice than to bring you to his house to spend the night.

You were at his house by 12am. 

Being drunk makes you tell the truth on how you enjoyed the night and how sexy Shoto looks. 

“ Did I..tell..handsome sexy so much.” you said and hiccuped. He chuckled and opened the door while holding you. “No ma’am you haven’t told me that.” he replied walking in with you. You were getting touchy. Playing with his hair and leaving a peck on his cheek. He set you down. “ Careful now, okay.” he said, locking the door. You looked around walking wobbly. As you were about to fall he caught you. He was tired of holding back and so he kissed you. You let yourself go and allowed him to have all of you. You are a virgin but you thought fuck it why not? He carried you upstairs to his room . The moment was so heated you guys quickly took your clothing off, so desperate for each other. 

“ You’re so cute my baby.” Shoto said, tossing you on the bed.“ Let me claim you.” he whispered in your ear. “ Yes please.” you replied. He reached down to your pussy and played with your clit. You moaned softly. He felt all your wetness dripping onto the bed, spreading your legs further as he pressed a kiss on your pussy. Your cheeks turned red. Eating you out was heaven for him. He hummed as he sucked and slurped so sloppy.. You grinded yourself against his mouth. “Nasty girl. You’re so needy.” he slapped your pretty cunt which made you jump and close your legs. “ Obey me.” he ordered, spreading your legs. Your cunny was aching thinking about the need of being stuffed by him. “P-please. I need you inside of me.” you said with glossy eyes. Your pussy clenched around nothing. He smirked, liking the power he has over you. “ m’kay baby.” he replied, running his tip teasingly at your folds. You whimpered as he finally stuffed your tight cunny making you wince in pain. He groaned. “F-fuck.” you sniffled.  He noticed how very sensitive you are.. There were tears slipping from your eyes. He eventually figured you’re a virgin and he didn’t want your first to be after a 1st date. “ I can't.. I won’t allow this to be your 1st time. It isn’t special.” he said. You nodded. “It hurts.” you cried. You never imagined it being painful then again every woman's  body is different. Even after foreplay some women still aren't relaxed enough to be penetrated. He pulled out carefully. You gripped his arm. “I’m sorry. You must be upset to not receive anything” you spoke as you noticed he was staring. He left and came back with a warm wet cloth. He cleaned you up thoroughly and carefully. You did bleed a bit. “Thank you Shoto.” you spoke. He nodded and tossed the cloth in the trash can. It was definitely a night to remember. You slept comfortably cuddling with him. It felt so natural. The following morning was shocking as you woke up in his arms remembering the event of last night. “Morning y/n. I hope you slept well princess.” he said, giving you a soft kiss. You decided to let fate take over. You smiled feeling happy,“Morning Shoto. I did sleep well." you replied. He couldn't help but carry you and head to the bathroom. You giggled. He was very strong so to him you felt like a feather. "Put me down sho." He refused to obey you. "No ma'am." you pulled his hair lightly. He set you on the counter as he got the bath ready. " Ready for a warm bath?" He asked winking at you, you understood he'd be washing you. You were insecure..no man has ever seen your body, let alone worshiped it. Shoto watched you as you let the warm water surround your body. "You're very beautiful." he commented. You blushed as he started scrubbing your back. " Just so you know. You're mine. Forever." he said kissing you. Your body was trembling with happiness. "Forever." you replied. His heart was beating at a fast pace. He knew that its you he wants to date, to get married someday and have children if you wanted. He wants to raise them and watch them grow into wonderful strong people as you two grow old. He wants forever with you. He kissed you again leaning in closer. He slipped inside the tub. He was drenched as well. Thank goodness this man is stupid rich otherwise there would be water all over the ground. You both laughed, bubbles on your cheeks and foreheads. You began to wash each other up. It was relaxing and intimate.

[lacefedora]

for the devils minion drabbles: anything to do with armand being able to just let go and be taken care of

Sorry this took me a few days.. i wrote most of it on a plane on my phone lol. Still working on the other prompt I got. Should be soon! Anyone who wants to send me anymore Devils minion prompts can <3

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Armand has been flitting from one task to another since he had arrived this morning. Cleaning, organizing, cooking despite the fact that neither of them ate anymore. Finally Daniel has had enough. He reaches out and he grasps Armand's wrist as he passes.

"Stop." Daniel says firmly. Armand freezes, stilling unnaturally. Its creepy but thats not why it bothers him.

"I've overstepped..." Armand says slowly.

"I didn't say that. But I didn't ask you to come here and live with me to clean up after me."

"Im trying to be useful." He insists.

"Didn't ask you here to be useful either. Armand... you can just be. Exist in the same space together. You don't have to be in perfect control here."

Armand blinks at him. Daniel always notices because frankly Armand didn't seem to blink that often. Properly lubricated eyes were for mortals apparently. Daniel can tell he's processing that... and perhaps looking a little confused. Daniel takes Armand's hands and he pulls him down to sit with him.

"You can do those fucked up little blender experiments you keep doing when I'm under during the day or, buy another roomba because I know you killed yours. I wanted you here because you're here all the time anyway. I *want* you here. And I'm not leaving or kicking you out. You don't need to hide from me... so what do *you* want to do Armand?"

Armand is quiet a long moment then something loosens in his shoulders. "I want to watch Star Wars... and buy you two roombas." He tucks himself into Daniel's side without asking like he hadn't been walking on eggshells ever since he turned up again after turning him.

"Fine but we're watching the clone wars after episode 2. If you're not willing to do the research you don't deserve the franchise."

[fluffthefluffer]

Iwtv Rant

I genuinely love the recast for Claudia not only because of how cuteeeeee the new actress was, but because she really embodies how Claudia longs to be an adult woman when she's trapped in the body of a fourteen year old girl. She's shown constantly wearing mature clothing and hairstyles, constantly smoking and using colorful language even though the coven makes her act the part of a child and no one takes her seriously. That and Claudia not having a consistent image in Louis memory FURTHER show just how unreliable he is as a narrator. Her having a childish and youthful look in season one embodies how Louis viewed her as his child. But when her physical appearance changes in season two, so does Louis's perception of her. She goes from being his young daughter for him to cherish, to a vain and mature sister. Him not having a consistent image for her shows just how much he disregarded her for the men in his life. He chose Lestat over Claudie in season one, and he continued to put both Armand AND Lestat over her in season two.

LOUIS IS SUCH BIPOLAR CUNT AND AN UNRELIABLE NARRATOR AND I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE CALL HIM OUT

"Was it raining, Louis?" Don't hurt him too much Daniel.

"My daughter was my sister was my throw pillow" I fear you ate that down Armand

I'm so normal about them

[nightcolorz]

Going to vent to you because this seems like a safe space for Armand sympathizers lol…

LIKE obviously Armand is doing all the wrongs, he didn't have to agree to literally any of this, blah blah etc etc BUT GIRL. if the guy i had been casually dating for two years because he had great benefits one day revealed to me that he was a child sex slave, the thing i would not do is be like 'wow, i guess what you're secretly saying is you want me to turn our relationship into an unnegotiated 24/7 TPE huh'.

And then when he came to me in a panic to tell me his life is falling apart and his employees are plotting to kill him and his protection isn't going to last much longer and i should flee the country for my own safety because he's the most vulnerable he's ever been since the time he was abducted by the crazy torture cult, the thing i absolutely would not do at that moment is surprise him by introducing that dynamic into our relationship completely out of nowhere and then order him to stay right here because I've got a totally cool plan to outmanipulate his enemies and I'll be his master now :)

And then I orchestrate a series of hot public encounters where i blur the lines of being angry and disgusted with him right up against ignoring the boundaries he sets and telling him to do whatever i want wherever i want. and because i never bothered to ask him, i don't know if he's genuinely into it or if it's because i've weaponised his trauma when he's feeling unstable, but like, he's the one who manipulated me into doing this anyway by telling me his sad backstory, so actually i'm the victim here??

AND THEN when I tell him my awesome idea of turning a nazi collaborator into a human eating monster machine and I want him to do it even though he is clearly revulsed by this idea from every angle, I'll berate him endlessly for refusing and be annoyed with him because by saying no he's making me turn her and that's not cool bro, and when he begs me not to do it, or at least not to tell him because it's breaking the rules and he's vulnerable to the machinations of the coven rn, I'll shut him up with my dom routine, and then tell him to come watch because he'll realize he does actually want it after he does it.

and when he asks me whether this is a genuine invitation in this moment or if I'm ordering him to do it and will be upset if he doesn't, I'll be so hurt and angry with him because wow, I can't believe after months of using my nonconsensual game of acting like his childhood master to get him to do things for me, he's acting like I'd use my nonconsensual game of pretending to be his childhood master against him, fuck you for trying to manipulate me right now you worthless piece of shit </3.

like even daniel, the most neutral and ethical judge of whether it's okay to make someone a vampire, can tell the only reason he'd set his one boundary at murdering and cursing another human being for eternity is because it's not hot or convenient, and not because of 500 years of witnessing the most insane vampire maker shenanigans known to Europe.

and then the entire audience claps because honestly i'm just trying so hard and my boyfriend just keeps fucking it all up for me and taking away my choices. literally what else could i have done in this situation :(

AHHHH ANON U ATE THIS UP ‼️🙏 and Yes this is absolutely THE safe place for Armand sympathizers!! I am the Armand sympathizer king and u have just brought me an Armand sympathizer gift lined with gold and jewels and placed it in front of my thrown and I’m knighting u Armand sympathizer general as I bow before u

ur so right and it’s actually so crazy to me that this isn’t a more popular take. it’s insane to me bcus im remembering how seriously this fandom was taking Claudia’s s1 sexual assault and how sensitively it was being discussed and now these same ppl r insisting that it’s unfair to “demonize” Louis for preforming non consensual bdsm with a csa victim without any safe word or prior discussion specifically because he told him about his csa and Louis found a chance to leverage control in this relationship. I saw someone insisting that it’s ridiculous to interpret Louis as sexually exploitative for being a pimp because he was a nice pimp and he was self aware about how pimping was bad and like ??? 😭😭 how do I even argue with that, that is just so absurd I’m lost for words. No guys he was one of the good pimps because he “didnt take advantage of his position” (😭⁉️) and he knew that it was wrong to sexually exploit vulnerable women and just chose to do it anyway so see it wasn’t that bad. And because Louis knows sexual abuse is wrong and chooses to do it anyway despite this he clearly isn’t mirroring the sexual abuse Armand experienced in his non consensual power play dynamic with him because uh yeah he wouldn’t do that ig 😭. It’s not like Louis canonically is capable of using sexual exploitation to manipulate people’s vulnerabilities for his stability and gain. Like guys book Louis also felt guilty for being a slave owner and knew it was wrong 😭😭 am I gonna hear “it’s unfair to say Louis being a slave owner was indicative of his negative traits cuz he felt bad about it” come out of ur mouths 😭⁉️cuz oh my god I hope not 😭 “Louis was only a pimp because pimping was his way of keeping his family afloat and asserting the masculine identity he felt obligated to preform for his safety” and he is doing the same thing with Armand guys obviously??!! He is taking advantage of armand’s history of sexual abuse to keep himself safe from vulnerability with the coven and to assert his masculine identity as a shield like 😭 and that doesn’t stop what he’s doing from being wrong like no fucking shit. He’s a complex character and his actions come from a place of fear and not straight forward evil, but that doesn’t mean u have to defend literal sexual abuse to analyze that and to enjoy Louis as ur favorite character 😭 I keep saying this but louis is a great character and there’s nothing wrong with him being ur fav but it is pretty mf weird to insist that everything he does is ok when things that he do include like, non consent 😭

I feel ur annoyances so hard anon, it’s driving me a lil crazy rn cuz in s2 ep6’s wake i have barely seen anyone discuss the Louis fucking Armand in the coffin scene like it was pretty shitty and abusive and not like, non complexly hot and fun and nothing else. Like, Armand has been panicking for a while and insisting to Louis that he is loosing respect from the coven and therefore his control and he’s in danger because of it, and Louis decides to stroll into Armand’s office unannounced, demand he strip for him immediately, demand again without any room for argument when Armand says he can’t, and then fuck Armand in view and ear shot of the whole coven in a degrading power assertion that Louis knows will put Armand in even more of a vulnerable and compromising position, like ?? I get it read the pages to me while I fuck u was pretty hot but omg can we talk about this with some nuance 😭⁉️ this is possibly the most overt instance of Louis not asking, *demanding* that Armand sexually submit and preform for him specifically as a grab to assert dominance over the coven. And Armand of course won’t say no, he’s been quite literally trained to believe that he has services that people r entitled to take from him at any time because he’s a product to be used. He also believes that saying no is not an option because submitting to the master will keep him safe, and Louis I think knows this to an extent and knows that taking advantage of this will help him stay afloat. I believe that this scene was a significant contributor to Armand deciding to betray Louis, because Louis’s actions *do* put him in danger with the coven and cause him to loose his position of power (Santiago mocking him for getting fucked by Louis cough cough). And Armand at this point is realizing, I can choose to be in a relationship with Louis that is causing my sense of stability and safety to fall apart, or I can choose to regain my position of power by forgoing Louis and getting to retain my safety. When u think about it like that it makes perfect sense for him to do that 😭 and I’m tired of seeing takes treating Armand like he’s a sneaky little snake and not a cornered animal

on the subject of Daniel because u mentioned him at the end there, oh my god it has pissed me off since the beginning how a lot of people act like Daniel is the embodiment of the neutral, unbiased correct word of god figure who is just telling the audience how it really is. Like?? No??? 😭😭 Daniel is a shitty journalist and a shitty person, he’s borderline racist and ignorant, he is not looking to expand his perspective or approach his subjects with any empathy or nuance because he decided going in that he hates them and they r bad, which is like?? Defeats the entire purpose of the affective journalism that he is trying to preform 😭😭 He is NOT the guy u should be getting ur takes from, he is a character like any other, he is not a source for correct analysis or meta or unfiltered truth.

But anyways lol, not to be personal and vulnerable in the gay vampire sex tv show post but it’s rlly disheartening for me to witness this blatant excusing and downplaying of a sexually abusive dynamic as someone who has experienced a very similar type of “but was it technicallyyy non consensual though..?” Sexual abuse. Like guys pls 😭🙏 I thought that “bdsm dynamic that merges with actual, genuine grabs for control and blurs the line between fun sex and real demands or anger” was like considered unambiguously bad? 😭 There asses do NOT have a safe word. In conclusion anon u r everything to me and everyone else um USE UR BRAIN🔥🔥🔥🔥

thank u sm for the ask OMGG ur so well spoken and correct and I enjoyed reading ur ask so so much