#armageddon event!

[bandgie]

More Please | Armageddon Event

Request: Greed | Christopher Bahng-Chan by anon song!

warnings: MDNI18+, fem!reader, exhibitionism!, pussy play, fingering, oral mentions (f!), sex flashbacks, double date w/ Changlix, piv mentions

notes! this song better be released because wtf? he can't drop that and dip

When his hand rests on your knee, you don’t overthink it. Chan is a physical lover in every sense. He needs you next to him. Close to him. He just has to know that you’re here, real, and safe.

But when his fingers trail to your lower thigh, you raise an eyebrow.

A silent question since you two are on a double date. Changbin and Felix love telling the story of how they met. Well, Felix does. Changbin only blushes and says ‘it didn’t happen like that’ more times than once. Perhaps Chan is invested in this new version of the story because he doesn’t seem to notice how you glance at him.

Whatever, you’re thinking too much. Chan got more than enough loving before you two left for dinner. The dress, your boyfriend claims, is all to blame. The way it accentuates your hips and makes the top of your breasts pop is sublime.

Sure, it’s cute. A simple floral gown that Chan tied and untied more times than you can count while getting ready. You had to cover the fresh bruises on your neck with so much concealer you think Felix can figure out why that specific spot is so yellow.

But it doesn't matter too much. You don’t regret being a few minutes late in the slightest. Chan is hardly the type for a quickie, so sex with him is always intense. It was only half an hour ago that the hair he styled for tonight was messy from your pulling. The shade of your lipstick was smeared on your face and his own. You doubt there was enough time to clean the pecks you left on his thighs.

And when he was between your legs, you were sure the dress he claimed was so pretty would get ruined. But Chan still insisted on keeping it on, opting to eat your cunt from under the material.

I’ll be careful.

You look down at your thighs upon the memory. You could see it now if you tried, the bobbing of his head making the fabric bounce. Something was alluring about seeing him, but not quite. The fact that you could hear and feel his mouth sucking only heightened the pleasure. You didn’t know what he was going to do next and you were more than eager to find out.

“Ya! Yongbok, you’re embarrassing me!” Changbin’s voice booms in the restaurant. His volume is something you four have grown accustomed to, but with your imagination running wild, you couldn’t help but jump.

Felix smiles, all teeth and pride. “That’s what I love about you though! It’s okay that you’re allergic to wood.”

You smile with them, but it doesn’t reach your eyes. Not when all you think about is how Chan’s fingers are creeping between your legs and making your thighs tense.

And this time when you do look at him, he looks back. “You okay?” His eyes have a certain gleam in them. “You look like you’re thinking about something.”

That little shit. He is doing this on purpose.

“Nothing.” You can play his little game. “Nothing at all.”

His smirk tells you that he catches on. “Hm. I just couldn’t help but notice that you looked…deep in thought.”

Chan squeezes your thigh. Not hard in the slightest, but possessively. The same way he grips your legs when they’re over his shoulders. When he has to find leverage being on top, fingers digging into the underside of your thighs to keep you still and him upright.

“Ooo, I thought so too.” Felix's wide eyes blink innocently. “I thought you were being quiet. What’s on your mind, babe? Is Channie-hyung bothering you?”

Babe. Chan called you babe not too long ago.

His mouth was latched onto your pussy so good the slick started to run down his chin. He was eating like a starved man, greedy for more and more until you were shaking and oozing cum. Chan swallowed everything you gave him, gulping and licking his lips whenever he pulled away to catch his breath. You can still picture the messy curls from under your dress and how his eyes peeked over the material almost in a frenzy.

Fuck, babe, you taste so good.

Clearing your throat is the only way to make the memories fizzle into nothing but the arousal in your stomach. “When isn’t he bothering me? I don’t know how I’ve managed to put up with him for so long.”

Changbin laughs. Both at your words and Chan’s blushing face. Felix only agrees, stating how bothersome your lover used to be back in pre-debut days. 

“Ah, but you like it when I’m annoying, don’t you, baby?” Chan’s ears twinge with red, but his fluster doesn’t stop his fingers from prying your legs and finally finding the space he’s been aiming for. “You like it enough to stay with me, hm?”

His touches are soft on your cunt. The tips of his fingers brushing against your clit so sweetly it almost feels like a massage.

The buzz in your pussy spreads throughout your body. It’s warm and comforting, and all you can reply is, “Whatever.”

The conversation stirs to Changbin talking about a track he’s making; asking his hyung for advice on mixing and sampling. Chan answers as though he’s not playing with your folds through your underwear.

It was easy enough to listen in the beginning. All you had to do was nod and hum in agreement, but when Chan’s fingers prodded your clit and your clit only, you jolted.

No one seemed to notice. Felix was too entranced in his boyfriend to see how your jaw had slacked open and your eyes nearly crossed from Chan’s fingers.

And when he slid down, he could feel how wet you were getting through your panties. Chan could only imagine how swollen your cunt is from his lips, fingers, and cock. Neither of you thought there’d be enough juice left to get horny, but the slick on his fingers and your underwear shows how possible that is.

The pads of Chan’s fingers rub slow circles on your entrance. It leaves his digits warm and a little wet, and he uses that to trail back up to play with the peak of your clit. If you focus hard enough, you could make out the soft sounds of squishing and slicking from your pussy.

It’s barely audible, but Changbin’s booming voice easily overshadows it. 

Breathe. You have to remind yourself to breathe. Your moans force themselves into quiet puffs of air. Maybe to the couple across, it just looks like you’re catching your breath from eating, but everything feels so obvious. From the licking of your lips to the slight movement in Chan’s shoulder, you think Felix and Changbin have to know what’s happening under the table.

Then your boyfriend adjusts in his seat. You envision his fingers slipping away for a moment, but the exact opposite happens. Chan uses the movement to his advantage, making the slide into your underwear unbelievably smooth.

And gosh, his fingers are even warmer like this. You thought they’d be cold from the air, but being attached to your cunt even with the panties in the way kept them hot. The ridges of his knuckles glide perfectly over your clit and you can’t help the way your hips buck.

“Fuck! I-sorry.” They’re looking at you. Their eyes feel heavy - watchful. You look to Chan for help, but he only has a clueless look in his eyes that makes you want to strangle him. “I thought I felt something crawl on my leg.”

Changbin pales. “Don’t say that! Are you serious?”

You shake your head. “It was just my-” Chan slips a finger in, deep, thick, and welcomed. You suck in a sharp breath. “My imagination. Sorry.”

“Here. I’ll check.” Chan lifts the tablecloth. You have to pinch your lips together from gasping, pretending that Chan’s finger isn’t digging into your cunt for a waiter who decides to check in on your four to see.

He hums, fully acting as if he’s thoroughly searching.

Then a second finger finds its way inside. He even goes as far as to lean down, pretending to look under the table when you feel a string of warm saliva hit your cunt.

Breathe. In. Out. In. Out.

And his fingers are doing the same. They barely thrust to not make it obvious, but it so is. How can he possibly be hungry for more when he was just-

“Nope. I don’t see anything.” Chan’s face is red. You know his friends will write it off from being upside down, but you know the blood rushing to his face is the same reason his cock is straining uncomfortably in his jeans.

“I think my jagiya is getting tired. Should we go home soon?”

It doesn’t matter how good his fingers hit your sensitive spot. How the hard part of his palm rubs just perfectly on your clit. You won’t ever give him the satisfaction.“I don’t know. I think I’m feeling wide awake.”

The smile on his face says it all. You’re definitely getting it rough tonight.

Again.

“Yeah. You know what? I do need to finish that stupid album.” Changbin groans in annoyance. “I really wanted to have seconds too.”

Felix giggles at his lover - praising him for eating so well when you’re the one that’s stuffed to the brim. Chan nods, “Yeah, that sounds good. Plus, I think we have dessert at the house, right baby? You want a little more?”

Little shit. He hardly uses his flirty voice, but it makes you clench around him anyway.

You suppose you’ll let him indulge in you a bit longer. “Please.”

[anqlicrosie]

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[y-unrei]

ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ wanna know all about me, wanna know about me

[eyuulas]

Aimed at you, get it, gone

[tpwrtrmnky]

the overwhelming sense of responsibility when you accidentally introduce characters for a quick joke and then feel like you did them dirty, so they become important

[bellelovesyou]

                      bang chitty bang!

[tonydaddingham]

brain is whirring on “...some people that you love will be coming back; some that you expect, some that you don’t." and honestly i really hope it's agnes. i don't think we're done with her and her little book yet, not really

[yardsards]

do people who weren't raised evangelical Know that the main reason why so many evangelical christians support israel is bc they see israel as a pawn in enacting a prophesy to bring back jesus and cause the apocalypse? bc that's very much A Thing

[just-bible-musings]

I think it's about time I state my opinion on the war in Palestine.

I've been watching and reading viewpoints from both sides of the war. I will not say anything against Israel, because God clearly told Abraham, "I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee" (Genesis 12:3). I do not know whether Israel is doing what God wants them to do or not. Each side is citing genocide, propaganda, and war crimes from the other side, so I figure either both sides are lying, or both sides are doing things that may not be proper, even in war.

What I do know is that God promised that Israel would be His nation forever, because He made an everlasting covenant with them. So He is on their side. But I also know that God does not approve of anyone, including (especially!) his own people, doing things under their own power and outside of His will.

For the record, the Old Testament lists many groups of people- the Ammonite, the Edomites, the Midianites, and others- to whom God sent prophets saying that He would wipe them out because of the things they did to Israel. The descriptions of the things these other nations did often match the things that Israel has claimed Hamas did to them.

But there are some differences between then and now. For one thing, sometimes God didn't even use Israel to destroy these other nations. There are stories in the Bible of God sending wild animals into the cities of Israel's enemies, or of God allowing/arranging things so that Israel's enemies fought each other and the Israelites never had to lift a finger.

And after Jesus' ministry, things changed in the world. We no longer live under "eye for an eye," Jesus called us to love and to forgive, as He does. He often had to correct His disciples and tell them "no, we will not call down fire from heaven," or "put away your sword." And my understanding is that God is waiting until the world has reached a point where there is no one left who will turn to Him, and then Jesus will return and wipe out all those who oppose Him and His people (which, btw, will include only those who have accepted Jesus as their Saviour, whether Gentile Christians or Messianic Jews).

So I can't say whether Israel is fighting this war the way God wants them to fight it. I can't even say that God wants them to fight this war at all. What I can do is pray that Israel does whatever God directs them to do, and if they do not, then I know He will do with Israel whatever He sees fit.

I also know one other thing: that at the end of this age, all the nations of the world will gather and march on Israel at Armageddon. Sometimes God allows people to do certain things, things that we consider to be evil, things that even God says are evil, so that the future will come to pass (I have some other thoughts on this topic, I will address them in another post). So it could be that God is simply allowing Israel to wage this war in the way they are because this is what it will take to make the entire world turn against Israel (and against God). That, to me, is reason enough to stand back and shut my mouth about what I think is right or wrong.

[nadhie]

Bless you for sharing my silly addition to your video that's changed the fabric of our world! I owe you some manner of burger

silly additions to silly posts make the world go round

[gophergal]

Wildcat and their silly Earthrealmer Boyfriend, Connor

So, my basic thought here is that sometimes random natural portals open between the realms and oops folks fall through sometimes. When Earthrealmers fall through, they usually don't survive (because Outworld and the Netherrealm are fucking death worlds) but if they do they can't usually return home to a normal life. Outworld changes you man.

However, sometimes you, like Connor, are a Lucky Son Of A Bitch and get chosen by a weird mean cat person and you don't have to do terrible things to live in Outworld

Wildcat found him passed out in the desert and, with Nyra's help, nursed him back to health. They took an immediate liking to him, while he was honestly more concerned with the "WHAT THE FUCK" factor of Outworld

The trio does eventually find a way to send him home, but he decided against it. He likes traveling with them and it beats paying taxes

[bandgie]

Green-Eyed Perv | Armageddon Event

Request: Envy | Han Jisung ft. Bangchan (SKZ) by anon song!

warnings: MDNI18+, voyeurism, masturbaiting (m!), chan is dating reader, han uses readers undies, han gets caught, crying (m!), mxm implications, pussy eating (implied), squirting, 3some implied, chan called daddy like twice

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He knew you were over the moment Jisung entered his home.

Even if you weren’t moaning upstairs from getting your back blown out by his roommate, Chan, Jisung would still know because of the clothes littered throughout the house. 

The two of you must have come already eager, ripping the clothes off each other that trail to the stairs. Jisung notices your skirt in a lump, almost tauntingly.

To be fair, he did tell Chan he would be home late. His roomie probably took that as an invite to bring his girlfriend over for some…quality time. It’s just by pure coincidence that work had finished up early enough for Jisung to listen to your moaning and begging.

And no, he is not jealous. That ugly feeling in the pit of his stomach is not from knowing it’s Chan getting to fuck you. Being able to see your body in all its glory - wet, sticky, and everything beautiful.

And no Jisung doesn’t get worked up from hearing you two either. He doesn’t even pay attention to the way your whimpers muffle through the walls. And he most definitely does not creep to that pile of clothes, bending down to search for those pretty panties he always sees poking from the top of your skirts.

They’re lavender. Such a gentle color that seems too innocent to be wrapped around his cock, but that’s exactly what Jisung is thinking of doing. He brings the material to his face first, tilting so that his nose can get a good smell of you.

And, shit, he groans. Jisung’s hand tightens around your panties and he practically shoves it in his face.

It smells raw, like a musk that only you and Chan should know. It won’t hurt for Jisung to know too, just a little secret between the three of you.

He stands, keeping the material to his nose while quietly walking up the stairs. Jisung doesn’t have to worry too much about the noise. Chan’s bedroom squeaks and groans anyway, further disguising his presence.

And, like always, the door is cracked just enough. A habit from Chan, just in the rare case there’s an emergency he has to attend to quickly. There’s no way he would have known his caring trait would result in Jisung’s perversion. That it only adds aid to the swelling of his cock as he gets to peer at you two.

You’re not on your hands and knees like Jisung imagined. Instead, Chan seems to squat over you, your legs wide and open so that he can fuck into you mercilessly. This breeding position gives a great view from behind, seeing how your cunt breaks and opens for the cock burying inside.

In the beginning, Jisung always felt guilty. He hesitated in pulling his cock out, tugging at it unconfidently. Now, this scene is almost like a recurring episode. It’s all with familiarity that Jisung yanks his sweats low enough to pull himself out, struggling only a bit since his other hand still holds the underwear to his nose.

So much cream oozes down your ass. It slides down until melting into the sheets underneath. 

A waste, Jisung thinks. He could be under you, mouth on your pussy while Chan keeps drilling into you. If you smell this good already, he can’t imagine how you'd taste. Your pretty moans would only increase. Even if you don’t use his cock, if Chan doesn’t allow him to get a feel of your pussy wrapped around him, he’d still be of use.

Jisung can be good. He can be so good. He’ll even help his hyung get hard if it means getting to feel your clit throb on his tongue.

He can imagine all he wants, but the fact is that he pathetically watches from the cracked door while pumping himself. The pre-cum acts as lube as Jisung strokes himself. Your panties grow wet from his drooling. He opts to make it drenched, widening his mouth to get a brief taste.

Your whimpers mask his own. Jisung can’t help the sound leaving his throat with your savor mixing with his spit.

“Ch-Channie.” You gasp out your lover's name. “I’m gonna cum.”

Already? No, no, no he just got here. Jisung may finish pretty quick himself, but he wants to keep watching. 

“Yeah? Cum on my cock, baby.” Chan only encourages you further. His thrusts quicken. His sack slaps on your ass so hard that the noise echoes.

You squeal. Jisung watches your fingers thread into Chan’s hair, tugging his curls almost painfully. “Yesyesyesyes…”

He wishes he could see your face, how your face would twist in pleasure. The way your pretty lips would curve into a blissful smile. 

Or would you keep your mouth open? Pouring out the uncontrollable moans and pleas that Chan fucks out of you. 

Jisung had barely gotten your panties around his cock when you cum. Clear fluid spurts from your cunt, hitting the edge of the bed.

And Chan, Chan keeps fucking you. Jisung can see the glistening cum on the back of your thighs, on Chan’s cock that drills into you. How his hyung doesn’t slip out once, Jisung doesn’t know.

But Jisung is grateful for Chan’s endurance. It lets him be able to feel the soft cotton on his cock. It’s so wet, so warm that if Jisung closes his eyes, he can pretend it’s your cunt and the noises you’re making are because of him.

“Yeah, that’s it.” Chan groans. “Cum on it. Who’s fucking you? Huh? Who’s fucking this pussy?”

Way to ruin it, Jisung thinks. But he prepares. He waits for the name that will naturally tumble from those swollen lips.

Cha-

“H-Han.”

What? No, he misheard. Their names are similar, a mere letter difference, but you keep saying it over and over.

“Han! Hanhanhan. D-door.”

Jisung’s eyes snap open. When he looks into the room again, he sees your head around Chan’s body, straining your neck to catch him in the act.

Chan’s thrusts slow, stopping so his cock is buried deep. You squeal, but your eyes don’t leave Jisung’s once. 

“Han.”

His heart drops to his stomach. You have to know. You have to see your underwear being used as a fleshlight and the flush in Jisung’s cheeks. Adrenaline courses through his body, but he freezes instead of running away like he should.

“Told you.” Your words are directed at Chan. “I told you he watches.”

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Jisung feels the sting in his eyes. It was only a matter of time before he got caught, but he was being so careful. He was sure it wouldn’t be until a while before-

“Guess you did.” Jisung can hear a smile in his hyung’s voice. “Looks like you were right after all.”

You giggle. Laughing like your boyfriend’s roommate wasn’t just perving on you two. 

Your attention turns back to Jisung, beckoning him with your head. “Don’t just stand there, weirdo. Come in.”

It must be a trick. Jisung is convinced Chan will beat him up the moment he walks through the door, but no harm is done even as Jisung stands next to you and him, hiding his cock with your underwear.

He has to apologize before it’s too late. What if he messes up your relationship with Channie? What if Chan doesn’t want to be his friend anymore? Jisung wouldn’t blame him if he kicked him out, but fuck, it would hurt.

Instead, Jisungs chokes on a sob. He tries so hard to blink the tears away, but he can’t help the few that fall.

You coo immediately. Chan pulls out to let you sit up and reach for Jisung, pulling his wrist so he sits on the damp bed. 

“Hannie, nooo.” You use your thumb to swipe a tear away. “I’m not mad.”

Jisung gasps for air, clutching onto your panties for dear life. “Y-you’re not?”

You shake your head, but Jisung finds it hard to believe you. “But I was watching you two. I was…I was being gross and-”

“I like it.” You scoot closer. “I like it when you watch.”

“Even…even if it's gross?”

You smile. “Well, isn’t that why it feels so good? You watching us and us knowing, it’s gross both ways.” Your lips curve lustfully. “But it makes me so wet. Makes Channie want to fuck me harder.”

Jisung turns to his hyung who turns pink. “I mean…I might as well if someone’s watching.”

“See?” You grab hold of Jisung’s chin to make him look at you. “We’re all a little gross. You don’t have to feel bad.”

Maybe that’s true. It’s even gross for some people to be comforted by someone completely naked. But Jisung only leans into your touch more, finding himself being consoled by your nude self.

“I just don’t want you to hate me.”

Words don’t seem to be helping. You opt to show Jisung, pulling him further until he lays on the bed on top of you. 

Chan brushes the hair from your face, letting Jisung get a good look.

You’re still flushed, pink from being fucked only minutes ago. The space between your breasts is riddled with bruises and Jisung wishes he could only add more.

“Never.” You’re whispering now. “We could never hate you.”

Are you going to let him fuck you? While your boyfriend watches? That would be such a turnover. It would feel good to make his hyung watch how good he would fuck his girl. You might swap men if he does it right. 

His cock chubs up at the thought. He’s still nervous, but it’s not from fear like before. Your eyes and touches are reassuring in the best way.

“Oh, I don’t think so buddy.” Chan places a hand on Jisung’s shoulder. “I know what you’re thinking. You are not getting to fuck her.”

Jisung turns, lower lip jutting out in a pout. “No?”

“No.” Chan’s firm. “You’re not ready for that.”

In desperation, Jisung looks at you. His eyes plead for you to say otherwise, but you’re already shaking your head.

“Daddy makes the rules around here.”

Chan laughs, but his grip tightens on Jisung. “Yeah. And daddy says no.” The thick hand on Jisung’s shoulder pushes him until he has no choice but to crawl down. It’s not until his face is to your cunt that Chan releases him.

You happily giggle, spreading your legs immediately and holding the back of your thighs. 

Some remnants of your cream and squirt remain on your cunt. Your hole flutters just slightly, coaxing Jisung’s tongue from his mouth.

It looks so beautiful this close. Your swollen clit peeking from the hood. Your lips flush in a dark pink that has Jisung leaking again.

“You can clean her up for the next round.” Chan lays next to you, groping your tits and pinching your nipples. “And after that, you can watch and keep humping her underwear. Deal?”

Jisung can’t tell if he wants to thank Chan or glare at him, but he nods anyway. He already told himself that he’d do anything to get a taste of you. If this is what it must be, being nothing but a munch and a perv, then so be it.

His cock will be satisfied with your panties, like always.

[anqlicrosie]

꒰͡ 🥥 ࡛ ๋ i got better things to do with my time 𓊆 𓇻 𓊇

ꜝ🍉⌗﹒ @anqlicrosie ⊱〇・˃ᴗ˂．

[dailyenglishvoca]

Today’s song is ARMAGEDDON by EVENT HORIZON featuring the Vocaloid Hatsune Miku

[toptophat]

Top Hat Tumblr events

Socktober - I turn fictional characters into cheap-ass socks and give them equally cheap sock/leg pun names every October.

Requests can include - asking for characters to be Sock-ified or recreating scenes with the sock puppets

Quirky gift month - Request anything (anything appropriate) to give any character you like (or hate) every December

You even get to steal gifts! But you have to declare Grinch status first

Ice Ice Baby - Request to make a specialised ice cream with flavour and toppings of your choosing (especially if you like or hate a character) every June. But don't feel "Under Pressure" to do so!

But the cost for this one is: 4 Cookies (if the character already got ice cream, you'll pay 2 extra for each time)

Outfit Swap Armageddon - I'd swap characters that share literally any similarity you could think of (Can vary from shared voice actors, names, catchphrases or even something as simple as how they cut a sandwich)

JoJo's Literal Adventures- Basically a JoJo au where Stand users are cursed to have their stands physically resemble their names and are forced to use them instead of the cool lethal ghosts (localised names are included for even more comedy) If I do happen to get requests for this, it's just gonna be a single image

The last two events are always open so don't worry!

Status for each event:

Socktober: CLOSED

Quirky gift month: OPEN

Ice Ice Baby: CLOSED

Outfit Swap Armageddon: OPEN (always)

JoJo's Literal Adventures: OPEN (always)

I can post my own but I'd appreciate requests as well

Special tag for Ice Ice Baby requests: #steals your cookies or #no cookies stolen

[wonderlesch]

Can’t Miss April 2023 Events

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