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Wenclay Tingz: Peircings Edition
Majority of Wednesday's piercings she does herself (Her ears were pierced as a baby)
Bianca has no immediately visible piercings (aside from three in each ear. the tragus doesn't get noticed for the most part)
After they start dating Bianca let's Wednesday repierce her tongue (She took the bar out and it healed before she realized)
Wednesday's piercings include: Bridge, Septum, Two Helix's, a singular lobe, and a Daith she did to help with her Migraines.
Bianca's include: Tongue, Nips, Naval, a Tragus, and the Three lobes.
Bianca let's Wednesday practice piercings on her and ends up with an eyebrow piercing and snake bites (she keeps neither despite Wednesday's protests)
Wednesday pierces herself with pure silver (much to everyone's annoyance)
Bianca get an interest at one point and has Wednesday show her how to do piercings.
She does a few of Wednesday's next pericings.
Wednesday pierces Bianca back dimples (and struggles to keep her hands from roaming)
They both fidget with each others piercings.
#wenclay headcanons#bianca barclay#wednesday addams#wednesday x bianca#wenclay#gothbee#wednesday netflix#personal headcanons#gothbee headcanons#this one spawned because I was making wednesday in picrew.#i just think itd be hot if they did each other's piercings#and wednesday is a lil freak who gets off on a bit of pain#argue with ya momma
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francesca and john are autistic
#argue with ya momma hoe not me#francesca bridgerton#john stirling#lord kilmartin#bridgerton#bridgerton s3#bridgerton season three#bridgerton season 3#autistic headcanon#autistic characters
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Soul Blade/Soul Edge Intro (PS1)
#mitsurugi#soul blade#soul edge#soul calibur#gaming#ps1#the greatest video game intro of all time argue with ya momma#video games#gifs
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CHARLOTTE BRIDGERTON
Daddy, can we go to the ice cream shop today?” “Absolutely!” Anthony smiles. The little girl rewards him with a display of sheer excitement and what follows is an expression he knows all too well – a triumphant smirk accompanied by the proud lift of a chin. As infuriating as it once felt on a familiar face, when worn on his daughter it makes Anthony's heart melt. Never mind the daggers his wife is currently staring into the back of his head.
#charlotte bridgerton#kathony#kanthony#look at this gorgeous little babe! its Lottie B!!#she could be a carbon copy of simone ashley#and if you disagree go argue with ya momma#kate sharma#anthony bridgerton#my edit
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Only Nerds worried about you "applying knowledge"
as if there's anything to apply other than Being God.
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Ok I ran out of tag space for damidjinn in the tags I have mixed thoughts but what’s appealing to me is that they’re both from heavily “sheltered” (in terms of human connection) toxic environments but wheras Damian was raised to rule djinn was raised to serve and the way the other titans and if more fans read it ID assume fans in general react to them is a direct reflection of acceptable trauma. I think the both of them resenting eachother a bit (djinn for Damian’s freedom to be mean and Damian because everyone likes her for being a doormat basically) yet being drawn to eachother because the other emulates how they want to be perceived to an extent (for me bc I like toxicity it gets into the realm of like. Comparing traumas but they’re like immature hurt children so they grow duh don’t call paw patrol) and also them like. For me I see them Actively exploring their sexualities and relationships to other people while always having eachother to fall back onto and when it gets bad it gets BAD but when it’s good it’s good and at some points it’s literally just familiarity holding them together and at other points it’s like how could they be apart? Basically it could be great but canonically it’s not even okay
#I think writing djinn like a person would be a great start but whatever#damidjinn is better damirae tbh don’t argue with me argue with ya momma#also my thing with the age gap is how much of a gap is it when you��re only let out to serve for 4000 years#but also y’all still ship damiJon and damirae so like#I don’t even ship damidjinn as much as I think it could be super duper fun
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its litch 5 in the morning n im crying ab aot final ep as if i didnt finish the manga in 2020 but omg AOT IS SO INTEGRAL TO MY TUMBLR LORE this isnt the acc i started tumblr with n all my aot moots r gone its been years but i love yall even if i hated yall YOU MEANT SOMETHING I THINK OF YEW RN
#SCREAMING INTO THE VOID WITH THIS ONE N ITS DEF A POST N DELETE BUT I NEEDED TO GET IT OFF MEEEE#like i litch met lexi bc of aot tumblr n she’s my best friend like idc if u think im being dramatic it’s important TO ME#its my diary and i get to say what i want argue w ya momma
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Nah y’all get her to 60-0 and then do that shit to her????? Fuck that mess y’all I’m done for the night GOODBYE
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"hostage situation"
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nightwing, to his siblings: okay, so we have to be real careful because the joker and harley quinn are holding our baby sibling hostage and we can't put them in anymore danger.
nightwing, looks at red robin: i'm sure they have some traps laid around the lair so you'll be disarming it.
red robin, nods:
robin: then me and todd will be handling any spare targets, no?
nightwing: of course. cass, steph and duke will be guarding the entrance. babs?
oracle, speaking in the intercoms: this is the closest point of entry where (name) is being kept hostage.
red robin: security cams suggest there's more than just harley and the joker in the lair. a bunch of their goons are heavily guarding both the entrance and the exit. we should thread carefully.
oracle: there's no camera's where (name) is exactly at, but there's a specific room where it's shown that the two are often visiting.
batman, who had been lurking behind them: this is a priority mission. we can't afford to make mistakes.
robin, eyebrows raised: though, is it necessary to bring the entire family? me and my father could handle this entirely by ourselves.
jason, sighs: don't pretend like you weren't the first to suggest the entire justice league to come searching for them, kid.
batman: enough arguing, (name) needs all the support they could get after this. so on my count, we are to bust open the door.
dick: alright, everybody, prepare.
*meanwhile, inside the lair, in a makeshift "house"*
(name), sitting on a comfy chair whilst holding a cup of hot chocolate and a book in the other, sneezes: oh— did anyone mention my name?
harley quinn, already on her way to wipe their nose: oh my baby! is our baby sick?!
(name): no, i just suddenly sneezed?
the joker, in another room: i spy with my little eye, a child way past their bedtime~ c'mon babyboo, let's get you to bed!
(name): awe, but it's like, 10pm. i wanna read some more.
harley, about to pick (name) up: then let momma read the book for you in bed, cutesy pie—
*the door to the kitchen slams open*
dick, with his escrima sticks on-hand: surrender (name) to us now or—!
dick, absolutely befuddled: wait, what?!
damian, with bruce in tow: what's the hold up, nightwing?!
damian, about to jump right in front of dick before he was stopped by bruce's hand on his shoulder: what is... this?
bruce: ... explain the meaning of this, harley.
harley, holds (name) closer to her chest as she's equally confused: what do ya mean, bats? ain't it obvious i'm taking care of my child?
(name): uhm...
damian, visibly offended: what do you mean, your child? (name) over there is ours.
the joker, walks over to the room in a hurry: what's with all the commotion over here?! (name) is supposed to be in bed, harle— batman?!
bruce, with squinted eyes: don't act stupid, what is this all about?
nightwing, surveying the room: wait, why is (name) in pajamas?
(name), trying their best to shrug in harley's tight hug: i'm... supposed to go to bed...?
the joker, about to walk over to (name) before he's stopped by a batarang almost hitting the side of his head: hey! what's that for? i'm clearly not trying to attack my own child!
bruce: (name) is my child, not yours.
the joker, glaring at batman: well, it's not my fault they choose me over you!
(name) wayne, interrupting the two: uhm... i did technically disown myself from the family so—
damian: disown yourself?
(name): i have every reason to—
dick: look, baby bird, you don't know what's right for you, these guys are dangerous—
(name): i literally got nearly killed by some nobody criminals if not for harley saving me but okay, nightwing.
bruce, whose attention is now on (name): you almost got what now?
(name), rolling their eyes: i almost died, batman. now if you excuse me, i think i deserve a good night sleep tonight.
(name), looks at harley who still hasn't released them from the protective hug: can we?
harley quinn, facepalming in her mind as she stares back at (name): oh, i should've bought you to pam and selina instead.
#🧁... yael's misc.#series: again & again#a&a: incorrect quotes#yandere dc#yandere batfam#yandere batboys#yandere dc villains#yandere batman#yandere bruce wayne#yandere dick grayson#yandere jason todd#yandere tim drake#yandere damian wayne#yandere harley quinn#yandere joker#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x gn reader#yandere x you#yandere x y/n#platonic yandere#this is so messy but it's so funny to think about at the same time#idek if this is accurate but i love me some messy family
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Hiya 😍 so I would like to request about dark! Agatha Harkness and fem!reader with smut cause she hot when she evil
Mommy’s Good Girl
Dark!Agatha Harkness x fem!reader
Summary: How long have you been here?
Warnings: 18+, MDNI, kiddnaping/manipulation, Agatha uses magic to mess with your memories, enchanted strap, breeding, Agatha uses magic like it's a drug on you
Word count: 955
A/N: Kinda struggled with what I wanted to do with this, but I'm happy with what it turned into
It had been a few months since you had come to Westview. You couldn't remember when exactly, but you found yourself living with your girlfriend, Agatha Harkness. Though she never allowed you outside of the house.
“It's dangerous out there dear. Mommy knows best.” She'd say and your mind would go fuzzy. Big thoughts leaving your head.
“You don't need all those big thoughts baby. Those are for Mommy to deal with.” You had no room to argue. You weren't even sure you could. The words alluding you completely.
You weren't sure why your brain always got so fuzzy after you'd ask a big girl question, but it always did. A purple tint in your eyes that you'd blink away along with those thoughts.
You were curled up on the couch one night with Agatha, her arm wrapped around your waist. Your head on her chest as she rubbed your thigh. You felt a wetness pool between your legs as you looked up at her.
“M-Mommy?” You dared ask, but she'd just shush you as she carried on until you were squirming. Your hand tightening into a fist on her shirt. Another plead falling past your lips as she looked at you with faux concern.
“Oh dear you're so silly. You know you're only good for Mommy’s pleasure, right?” Your face scrunched up in confusion. What was she talking about you had never…
A purple tint covered your eyes as you closed them tightly. That familiar fuzzy feeling back. “That's Mommy’s good girl. You're going to take what Mommy gives you and then you're going to forget like you always do so Mommy can enjoy that innocence of yours dear.” You groaned, trying to push away, but you had no strength. Another tint of purple and whispered words in your ear, “You want this dear. Don't run from Mommy.” Your eyes widened, everything only becoming fuzzier. You couldn't make out anything except her.
“Mmm Mommy…icky…” you squirmed, rubbing your thighs together.
“Oh? Do your princess parts feel all icky?” she cooed and you nodded. A wicked smile crossing her features. “Don't worry Mommy knows how to fix it.” The look you beamed up at her was her favorite everytime she did this. That look of innocent bliss of her being able to fix you. You would look so innocent until she was was three fingers deep. Fingers moving roughly to build you up only to stop just before you were there. A whine pushing past your lips only for her to push you. A snap of her fingers and you were both naked, how did she…? You never had time to finish that thought before her strap was pounding into you. Your mind goes absolutely blank. The only words you could form now were,
“Mommy, please! S'full Mommy!”
“That's my good girl. Taking Mommy so well. You're Mommy’s little pleasure doll aren't ya?” she asks and you nod, in your fuzzy state this was all you ever wanted, her, all of her, all of Mommy.
“Yesh Momma! S'full! Love it s'much!” You cry out feeling your coil tighten up. Your eyes widening looking up at her as you feel it get tighter and tighter with every thrust. She's hitting just the right spot relentlessly. Until you're pushed over the edge. Your coil snapping as you screamed and moaned out, clawing and biting on your Mommy. She whispered little praises in your ear.
“Mommy’s good girl. That's it. Let it happen baby. Mommy’s taking care of the icky feeling. Let it all out.” As she fucked you through the orgasm, the fuzziness dissipating, you tried pushing away. Overstimulation setting in.
Purple. Blink. Fuzzy.
“Mommy still needs to cum baby. Mommy’s gonna breed you like she always does and maybe this time you'll be good and give me what I want.” You groan at her words.
You could feel the overstimulation, yet you moved your hips with her letting orgasms rip through you, tears streaming down your cheeks that Agatha so kindly leaned down and licked off you with a moan.
“You're so pretty when you cry. I love seeing you all broken beneath me.” You felt her thrusts quicken, her breathing pick up. “Mommy’s cumming baby. Gonna fill you up and breed you baby. It's all your good for. Mommy’s breedable pet.”
“Yesh Mommy yesh…” you managed out, your throat hurt from screaming and moaning. She did a final rough thrust, hitting the deepest parts of you as you felt her fill you. A moan ripped from your throat, “Mommy’s breedable pet…” made its way past your lips.
“Such a good girl. It's too bad I have to take your memories.” Confusion on your face as you looked up through the haze as you saw her eyes glow purple and a purple mist come from her hand towards you.
“No Mommy please be good! I'll be good!” You tried to argue as waves of memories hit you of every time this happened. How long you'd actually been here in this almost constant fuzzy state. It wasn't a few months. It had been a few years.
You looked up with pleading eyes, more tears falling, you just wanted to be Mommy’s good girl. You couldn't live without her. Why would you want to? She takes care of everything even if she's kept you trapped here as her sex doll, her breedable pet. You didn't want to be anything else. You didn't want to forget.
You blinked, eyes feeling heavy. The room spinning as you tried to fight it. “Want Mommy please…be good…good baby, good pet.” Your words are slurring.
“Shhh sleep.” Purple. Blink. Darkness.
Maybe someday you'd convince her you wouldn't leave, but today wasn't that day.
#ley speaks#ley writes#ley drabbles#ley requests#agatha harkness x fem!reader#agatha harkness x reader#agatha x reader#agatha harkness#dark!agatha#dark!agatha harkness
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OH NO! IT'S THE BABY APOCALYPSE!
character/s. riddle, leona, azul, & vil.
cw. baby poop.
includes. gn!reader + fluff!
note. next will be idia, malleus, kalim, and jamil hehe also ooc? idk but I got my taglist open! if you wanna be tagged please put a comment/reply on my pinned post and which character you only wanna be tagged for!
riddle.
I imagine riddle being scared of parenthood but also confused because he didn't exactly have the best experiences as a child so he's clueless on how to treat the child and that's what scares him.
he's afraid of accidentally hurting the baby that's why he always looks hesitant whenever you ask him to hold the baby but all his nervousness wipes away when he sees eyes similar to his own- staring with sparkling eyes at him and he just melts.
you wake up sometimes in the middle of the night to the sound of humming coming from riddle and you always see him cradling the baby close to his chest as he gently rocks them back to sleep with a gentle relaxed look on his eyes and a soft smile on his face as he looks at the baby with warmth swirling on his grey orbs.
whenever riddle has some free time he always makes sure that you relax and he'll be the one taking care of the baby while you rest, after all he can't have his rose to get burnt out <3
“they're... ” he couldn't continue his words because of the tears that quickly came out from his eyes as he held the baby close to his chest as he smiled down at them “hello there my little rose petal...”
leona.
leona is the type of dad who sleeps everywhere and he's always seen cuddling his child on his chest while both of them. he always has his arms wrapped around his child protectively because to him it feels like he might lose them. (he does this to you too and you're glad you aren't the only one suffering his sweet gesture of choking you to death/exaggerating)
even if he isn't the king he still has his prince duties to do and he's often not physically present due to this but he always makes sure to make it up to both you and your child. he makes sure to call your child and you whenever he's travelling somewhere and when he finally arrives back home he always have tons of gifts to give to your child and of course for you too.
the moments that leona adores the most is whenever you and his child are safe in his arms with joyful smiles on both of your faces, it always makes him smile a little bit.
arguments are bound to happen but leona always makes sure to avoid making your child see the both of you arguing but whenever he knows he's in a bad mood he always takes a nap to avoid accidentally letting his anger out on you. there's also the playful argument that your child sees but it's mostly leona teasing you while you fume at him and he finds that hilarious. he also makes your child join in on the teasing and now you have two menaces in your life)
“awwe look at your momma, little beast. they're pouting again” - your menace husband leona
“momma why're you so mad? hehe we're only teasing ya!” -your menace of a child
azul.
azul loves to spoil his child i don't care what you say. this man will spoil his child just like how his mom did to him and it's honestly entertaining to watch because his child would be looking at something and the next thing you know your child has that exact thing on their chubby little hands.
despite azul's bad childhood and his experience with body shaming he actually doesn't mind it if his child is getting chubby, in fact he loves it! he loves his child's squishy chubby cheeks and their little soft tummy <3
despite azul letting his child eat to their own stomach's content he does know the limits and how unhealthy food or eating too much could affect his child that's why he always keeps an eye out for his child whenever Floyd and jade are hanging around. (jade have tried to feed azul's child mushrooms, i just know it.)
FAMILY OUTINGS!! this man is a businessman and that means he needs to hop from place to place because of his business and his only motivation to keep on working is you and your child. that's why he makes sure the both of you always come with him whenever he travels around! (one time his secretary convinced him to leave you and your child back at home because ‘both you and the child might need a break from the constant travelling’ so he left you both and when it strikes midnight he cried because he misses the baby wailing sounds that can always be heard at night and the feeling of you wrapped around his arms with the baby in the middle of you two.)
“Is it okay if you and our little pearl come to me? I've been missing the two of you...”
vil.
despite vil caring a lot about his beauty sleep he will always make sure to wake up to get a new bottle of milk for the baby or if they need changing he can always change their diapers! although the smell really disgusts him.. vil wouldn't mind sacrificing a few minutes of his beauty sleep if he gets to see his little pretty dardar's peaceful sleeping face that always manages to make him feel as if he's glowing. (yes pretty dardar is what he calls his child. dardar stands for darling)
vil wouldn't force his child to pursue acting or make his child into a model because vil doesn't want his child to grow up feeling trapped and forced. he wants his child to grow up happily without worrying about how society thinks of them.
vil's quality time with his child would consist of doing skincare and other self-care routines because he doesn't want his child to experience getting bullied because of their looks! he isn't saying that his child is ugly but no matter how beautiful you look on the inside people will always point out your flaws on the outside. his child most likely will grow up with the softest and clearest skin because of him
vil would take his child to work and he always keeps an eye out for his child because he knows how some workers here react to a baby and it's not really a positive reaction. he also posts both you and your child on his magicam whenever the three of you go out or just cuddle and watch movies that starr's vil and people often gets jealous of how domestic the three of you look.
Vil looks at the newborn baby on his arms with a blank look on his face and you started to grow nervous because of his reaction. does he not like how the baby looks? would he divorce you? would he- your thoughts went to an abrupt stop when vil started sobbing as he gently caressed the baby's face while cooing sweet things to his child “oh my, aren't you the prettiest little darling I've ever laid my eyes on? I wouldn't mind losing the most beautiful title to you, my little dardar.”
#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twstnexus#. . .works !#twisted wonderland x yuu#twst#twisted wonderland x mc#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland fluff#twisted wonderland scenarios#twisted wonderland headcanons#twst headcanons#twst scenarios#vil x reader#vil x y/n#twst vil#vil shoenheit x reader#vil schoenheit#twisted wonderland riddle#twst riddle#riddle x reader#riddle x yuu#riddle rosehearts#riddle rosehearts x reader#twst leona#leona kingscholar#leona kingsholar x reader#leona x reader#azul ashengrotto#azul ashengrotto x reader
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This makes me think about how the first time Bree told Sel off and it was a DIRECT hit, “You don’t want to be that ole country dog, do you, Kingsmage?” 🐶🤨🔥
CLEARED. Because poor Sel is absolutely a disposable dog to the Order. A magnificent product of generations of breeding with outstanding abilities—that is threatened to get put down (or implied to be kept alive for future breeding…) Loyal to a fault. maybe that’s his nature, or maybe it’s because he’s on a short Oathbound leash. Such a beast is kept at a distance; any care or affection afforded must be met with utter fidelity on his part. Trained to give his all to the cause, and left to lick his wounds alone when what should have killed him didn’t.
There’s a reason why we get a slow laugh from Sel and a threat to tear out her tongue after that. Not kill, but specifically stop her from speaking cuz she was right and that was LOUD 🫢 👿
Also think seeing her not cowering, looking him in the eye and dragging him like that, unlike anyone else probably ever had before, did something for him… more evidence that she IS a demon! …yeah ok Sel whatever you say 🙄
characters who view themselves as tools/weapons first and people second... characters who martyr themselves for a cause because they think that's the only way they can be worth something... characters who push themselves past their breaking point again and again and again... characters for whom devotion and masochism are inseparable... characters whose self-sacrifice becomes self-annihilation...... what was my point again? i had a point. anyway.
#that was sad anyway time for a joke in the tags#so THAT’S why I love Sel#dog-associated bad tempered half demon eventual bf of the story protagonist in a love triangle?#I <3 my half demon bf#it's the dog motif of it all#selwyn kane#legendborn#Inuyasha was always the better brother argue with ya momma
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Random thought: Aoi Todo likes black girls 😝😝 idc argue with ya momma not me!!😭🤣
#jjk#jjk toji#jjk x reader#jjk smut#jjk todo#aoi todo#fanfic#black reader#jjk x you#jjk fanfic#ri speaks
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Masterlist
rules!!
minors dni (17+ only).
i write fem!reader primarily. (can do gn! if requested)
any heavy spoilers will be marked as such.
sfw and nsfw content. reading is fundamental, always check the tags
i will not write:
underage nsfw content (argue with ya momma)
noncon, v*mit, sc*t, inc*st
Fandoms
🪼Jujutsu Kaisen 🕊 Attack On Titan
💀 Stranger Things
©kbwrites 2024 do not copy, reupload (thanks!)
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TW‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ UNPOPULAR OPINION COMING IN:
ARGUE WITH YA MOMMA AND NOT ME BITCH!!!
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MELISSA ANN CATERINA SCHEMMENTI IS A QUEER WOMAN! Yes QUEER, NOT BISEXUAL NOT A LESBIAN SHE IS QUEER!
BUT THEN AGAIN…
I also feel that Melissa’s sexuality could be fluid like she doesn’t put a label on it and just vibes.
We can argue if you want too but just take it to my dms they are opened. ✨ just know I love to argue and you’ll probably not win, mwah 💋
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