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December Dates

Seventeen Summary: In the spirit of Christmas, boyfriend!svt is here to take you on a date. Word Count: 3k+ Warnings: Fluff, crackkkkkk, v many typos,etc.

R E Q U E S T

my friend: seventeen + cute

A/N: HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU HOS (jk) HAHAHAHAHAHHA. Also ashdiepl because im writing on a tab, i couldnt add any gifs so aksjemksksmsksksmskskdk alsO im so sorry i dont remember if the request is platonic or nah but kaksksksk this is what u get soz

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Alright

So no gifs

Imma just do a header real quick so u know wassap

S. Coups

Das better

hi header

I might delete u later if i get on a pc

But firsT seuNgcheEolL

*deep breath*

Ho u lucky enough to breath the same air he does

N now u are on aa date with him

WoWw

So bf!seungcheol is a cute lil snowflake

Which means he'll buy u an ugly ass Christmas sweater and matching gloves

THAT MATCHES THE ONES HE BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF OFC

then yall go out and play in the powdery snow outside

ImGine seungcheol grabbing yOuR hand

cebAuse u a dumb loser that slips on nothing

Also warmth

pulling your scarf up a bit because he can tell you're getting cold

Then like a gentleman

will pUSH U INTO THE SNOW

AND START A FRICKIN SNOW WAR

HE'll hit ur dumb face he dont care

He'll maKe u wish u Stayed damn home

Rapid fire frikin snow granades man

Course iz all a bita fun

Then he'll let u win

Cause he does care Bout ur dumb Fce

Also he soft for u gross

Then once that's done he'll start laughing

Not because of post-snow ball fight adrenaline

But because he thinks himself so funny

When he busts a lung screaming "dO Ya wana biLd aSNOEMAN!!!!!"

AND THEN U decline and leave him in the snow

"YAAAAA WE HAVE TO BUILD A SNOWMAN THOUGH!" he'll laugh

U literally wana leave him and his annoying ass

U stomp away

He laughs and goes after u

His hot breath is visible

and hits your ear when he comes up and wraps his arms around you from behind

U be like, "listen stupid, u corny af, lets break up"

Seungcheol would pout and kiss ur cheek, "nah, u still owe me hot choco. Break up with me after paying me back."

"Ew, why would i pay u back tho"

"Uh cause if you don't imma do thisss," then he proceeds to shove u into the snow again

"CHOI. SEUNG. CHEEOOOLLLLLLLLLLALAKAKAOKS!"

Ok well i have to cut this here first cos there are 12 boys left

Oh Hi hello u here back to ur regular programme

Jeonghan

Yiz

Unlike cheol

Dis ho not about to get cold 4 u uhm

Leave the cold for someone else

But get warm together

I mean

Wink wINKkkkk

Jk gtfo

This is a wholesome headcanon

Git warm he would gladly

So u know what dat means

CUddlEs

Imagine cuddling jeonghan

BoIii

It's da holidays

Which mean he bout to get dat $$$leep

Of course u dont mind that ur just sleeping in

Gurl if ya do

Let me stress out

If you mind sleeping in and cuddling with yoon jeong han

GUrL

Wathu doin????

AnYWAY

ITz u and him right

Ur in bed reading the novel he got u beforehand right

Look at u looking cute in knit sweater and glasses

EVEN IF U DONT NEED THEM THERE ARE GLZSSES

IM TRYING TO MAKE A SCENE HERE WORK WITH ME

it could be jeonghan's ur using it as a headband shhhh

So like ur sitting down

N beside u its jeonhan v slightly snoring

Right right right

Then ur like "man i want something to eat cause i've been sitting here reading all day"

But also ur always hungry

Cause who isnt tho lol

ANYWAY UR ABOUT TO STZND UP

but jeonghan like a needy ho is like noooooooooooodontgo

N ur like

aww wat a needy ho

"Jeonghan im just gonna get something to eat"

"Eat laterrr, i need u now"

He'll keep his eyes shut and shimmy over

Securing an arm on your hip so u wont go

U roll ur eyes and put your book away on the cabinet next u

"Jeonghan ive literally been next to u since last night. I'm just gonna get something to eat, and 4 u 2!"

He'll flutter his eyes open only to close them and move even closer to place his head on ur lap

"I dont want toooooo"

U roll ur eyes again and shimmy out of his grip

But only to get into his arms and hide your face in his chest

"You're so needy," u note

"Says you who's tangling themselves on me"

"Touché"

Joshua

Okay

Get this

Joshua and gingerbread houses

He probably used to build one growing up

And he has just the person in mind he wants to rekindle the tradition with

Congrats u filthy animal

So he took the liberty of getting allll u and he would need

And so much more

Im talking chocolate bars

Shipped cream

Candy canes

Busicuits

Edible glitter

Gum drops

Shrek 1 2 3 4

Is there a four

Im too lazy to google it

And omg u so special to him he loves u so much

Screw u

He wants to share the love with the carats

So he vlives it all

And at first ur shy

Like what if the joshua stans come 4 u

Ok but in this story yall had already annouce ur relationship

AND EVERYONE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BE COOL WITH IT FFS LET UR FAVES DATE WHOEVER THEY WANT ISTG

Joshua is like "noo don be shy they'll all love u"

(':

N ur like ok cos i love u sm

But not like the company sm tho *barfing noises*

So yall build a gingerbread house and do a whole ass tutorial about it

Except u dont

Cause yal are morons and could stop messing up or earing the ingredients along the way

Sorry honey ur morons i dont make the rules

"Stop eating the marshmallows!"

"U literally finished the bowl of mnms tho Joshua!"

"Uh no that was the gingerbread man,"

ANd then u all bicker like children because u are omfl

And it excalates

fooD FIGHT

U smear cream on joshuas face

He sprinkles sprinkles on ur head

U press graham crackers against either of his cheeks and ask him what he is

"A sexy graham sandwich"

"Ew no wrong answer," u reply

Can i just point out that that chocolate syrup stain is never coming off

*cough cough cough moron cough cough*

Jun

Imma bout to yeet

Junhui is also feeling nostalic

super soft super baby

And since he's probably feeling bit homesick somewhere in there

he thinks he can remedy it with a bit of chinese home cooking!!!

And whiney needy cuddles also yay

Moving on so

Will it be good?

Damn straight

itll be fikin delish

Will you try to to help him

Of course u gotta help ur man

But like duh

u have eyes

And seeing him all focus and busy and hot

Is really distracting

So like ur as useful as a broken button to him

He doesnt mind tho

He thinks ur cute

Also lovng the attnstion

But the thing about not helping

Not really

And being distracted by a cutie pie

Is that it's basicaly a disaster ending to happen so like

he's efficiently stirring up so hot stuff right

And ur like "man jun's some hot stuff"

And then BaaaaM

U knock over the damn chopping board with the knife and everything on it

Thank goodness the thing didn't chop through your foot of anything

And jun is like "oHMYGOSH DA HELL R U OK"

"... i- im sorry i knocked over ur potatoes"

"My poTaToeS! Listen rn im glad u didnt chop ur foot off"

Jun sighs and looks at the cubes of taters scattered on the floor

You frown, feeling useless

Both of u pick up ur mess

Jun puts down the kitchen utensils in hand

u picked up the last of the potatoes

"Hey we could always wash those, it's not like the floor is mud or anything, even then , potates came from mud"

"Yeah but im sorry, i wanst really helping in the first place"

Jun smirks, "nonsense! U were feeding my ego! That's enough for me!"

You snort and jun comforts u with a tight embrace

Hoshi

AlrighT fam

I thought of something pretty cute but pretty dumb for hoshi

He's like "imma do something super romantic for Christmas"

So he's like "wear something cute we gon do smth fun" @ u

So u do

U get a cute little red dress just for the occasion

And soonyoung his like "BRO MY GIRL SO SUPER CUTE"

And ur like a blushing mess cause he looks super excited with his big smile and cresent eyss

ahhh Hhh myHOSishiii fealzssmsmmsms

Anyway u think ur gonna go to some cute restaurant right

But hoshi brings u to the mall

To instead join the couples dancing contest

Soonyoung gets super nervouse at ur surprised reaction

He's like, "omg is this a super bad idea i thought it would be cute but like i guess not we dont have to go we could always just drop out"

You laugh and shake ur head, "no it's all good, but i mean like, we don't have a choregraphy, and im not like you who can just break it down."

Soonyoung lets out a breath and chuckles, "nah don't worry. It's not really a compation-competion, and regardless, they're going to show ius a choreo and the couple that best interprets wins a a romantic date for two, fit for a dancing king and queen"

And then u break into a big uwu

"Omg u are super romantic soonyoung"

He struts a pose and chuckles, "i mean, i try"

So you both participate in the contenst

Kinda zumba it out by folling the instructors

Soonyoung is helping you out with your form and explaining to you the steps

He gets a little competative so he doesn't really want to mess us

Up hearing you giggle when you do a s pin breaks his competative spirit

And all he really cares about is having a good time with you

Aleight

But admitedly

He was pretty annoyed when they annouced the winner

Were not the two off you

i mean you lot were the cutest it can gt

Who else could trump that

But then you both saw that the winners were 80 something yesr olds holding hand and looking at each other like the other was their world

and then soonyoung was like "okay valid"

You pout, "aww i hope we end up like that"

Soonyound and you turn to each other

He grins for ear to ear, "then lets go on a romantic date as well"

"I thought you'd never ask"

Wonwoo

LiNda

I hope you're ready for wonwoo

Because i sure as hell am not

So in case youre wondering

Youre crazy I mean youre reading this arent you

Prolly at midnight hi fam

Again i dont make the rules

Well just a btw Almost every

Christmas tradition is pagan

Like the tree

The wreath

And SANTA IS SO CREEPY YALL NEED TO GET UR CHILDREN AWAY FROM HIM

SO MAYbe ur not all that crazy

For not wanting to continue them on

i mean sure u can give new meaning to things

But you wanted none of that

Which was whyyyy you decided to DIY the decorations to your entire house

Nnd who else are you going to do that with other than your loving bb boyfriend wonwoo

Wonwoo doesn't mind

He thinks its cute

Because it is a cute date idea

Youtube tutorials

Pinterest ideas and paper snowflakes and all

Yeah

so wonwoo is there cutting up some of the paper you folded

You're glueing some popsicle sticks

He's water coloring some designs in

Youre pulling on the tape dispenser

It's all going great

"Jagiya... i don't want to sound mean but-"

"They're all ugly as hell. I know Wonwoo."

Wonwoo gives an apologetic look.

For a moment u two dont speak

And then you both brust into laughter

"Aww whatever, lez stick em on!"

And do you get your badly painted slowflakes

Your wolf drawing

"That's a wolf?"

"Duh what else would it be wonwoo?"

The letters that spelled merry chrsitmas

And the doodle cutouts of the seventeen members

in personalized ugly sweaters

And placed them all over the place

You look around basking in the glory of ur craft

Its all very colorful

And crafty

And looking like a child made it

Then like an imbecile

U break into laughter

"It looks like a kindergartener's classroom"

U end up roasting yourself

Making fun of your sloppy handwork

And wonwoo watches u

with adoring eyes

"I almost forgot," wonwoo speaks up and pulls out a piece of paper

You recive it from him and break into a smile

"Is this us?"

Wonwoo snorts, "no its jeonghan hyung in a dress holding my hand sweetheart"

For a moment u believe him

But then he breaks out into laughter

Woozi

Boi imma fite u

Christmas carols

Okay idek why i ended up so serious with wonwoo

But listennup

Im not about to maypke it crackier

so back to christmas carols

Dis boi is about to serande you with a christmas themed love song

So its around 8pm at night

Jihoon has is guitar

and ur just chilling right

and ur on ur phone letting him do his thing

but then from the floor he was sat on

he turns to you on the couch

And pats ur leg

"Yo i just finished my song u wann hesr"

You squeak and jump of the couch next to him

"Duh dummy!"

And he starts singing

He's talking about stars and warmth

He's spittin fire about the smell of hot choco

The he's talking sbout how lame joshua's gingerbread house was

Next thing you know ur crying

because omg that ginger bread houseWAS UGLY

also jihoooooooooooooon just serenaded you

Dont u just

Then jihoon catches you and panicks

"You okay? Why are you cryin?!"

"HowDARS YOU ASK ME THAT LISTEN UP U JUST SAID SOME SWEET WORDS TAKE RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!"

JIHOON CALms down

But u crybaby cant stop crying

and of course jihoon panicks again

So he starts singing some other Christmas song

And then u start crying about poor rudolf

And remember regina george

But then eventually you calm down

And decide to nuzzle up against jihoon who replaced his guitar with you in his arms

Then us fall asleep with him sweetly singing about the spirit of Christmas

Liz gittit

Of course this ray of light just wants to give off energy to the world

And since he

And u u forgetful ass

Forgot to go shopping for presents

You decided to go on a dec 24th shopping trip!

Hurrah!

But it was too eady for u two

Like wtf

Gift giving Is suuch and easy task

And shoping a day before Christmas

pshhhhhhh

Its a heartbeat

"Whoever gets the best gifts gets for the best price gets to boss the other around until new year," seokmin grins

You knit your brows deeply at his words

And wonder what the hell he has in plan for him to think of doing something so ensnaring

So being the smarter one in the relationship

"Uh no??"

Seokmin was like "ok then the other has to do whatever the other says for the entirety of Christmas"

"???? Whyyyyy?"

"Because its not challengeing or fun if there isn't any condition" "Ugh fine"

So the two of you zip around looking for the best gifts you could get

You try to stay away from the people doing their last minute shopping

Seokmin doesnt dare go in between an old lady mouthing of another customer

Tbh its super stressful

wtf

what kind of date is this

Only morons would do this wtf

Both of you got shoved constantly

There wasnt really much space to move around

And there wasnt really anything to choose from

But hey guess what

Seokmin found some really cool gifts

"Daheck did u get that shirt?"

"Isle five. There were a bunch of people grabbing some stuff and this fell to the ground and so i picked it up and thought it was pretty cool"

You on the other hand got like ok gifts

I mean theyre not bad

But da hell did dk get a frikin eeyore onesie idek

It was no contest.

Seokmin defo won

"Yisss so i win therefor u have to make me some Christmas cookies tomorrow"

"U ho did u really just make me suffer through that so you could ask me to make cookies 4 u???"

"Yes but we really didn have gifts tho."

U roll ur eyes

Seokmin's face falls, "r... r u like mad @ me?"

"Uhhhhhhhhhh"

You knit your brows at him but release a smile when u see his nervous look

"No babo. Im jusy tired, lezgo back home"

He sighs and nods, kissing your cheeks

"Dont worry baby, ill carry all of this back home"

Which he does

And when u get back

He says he forgot something in the car

then comes bzck

And then forcefully turns u around

Ur about to protest

But the you realize he's putting on a silver necklace on u

"Yahhhh seokminie, u shouldnt have. Where you even get this"

"I bought it a while back, duh" he chuckles then kisses you on the cheek

"Merry christmas jagi"

Mingyu

You are a genius for getting boyfriend like mingyu

uh and super lucky like fu--

BUT TODAY

Ur extra glad that mingyu is 10ft tall

Because ur going to be decorating your very own tree

Wow

You bought he prettiest glass ornamnets

and the sparkliest streamers

"I have a vision," u explain

Mingyu nods in understanding

U and him lift the tree into the living room

And then u start decorating the tree from the bottom up

Its all rly chill

You lot are chatting about whatever

He's tellling you about ur tour n stuff

U put on some Christmas tunes for flare

And then u stand up from the floor and boogey with each other

Yall shake ur butts

and go around the tree wrapping it in tinself

Mingyu steals one of the ornaments from u

and u try to take it back from him like the genius u are

Except hes holding it over his head

N u cant for the life of u reach his hand up there

So u step on his foot

And punch his stomach

And he bends down in reaction

In pain

Soz

He was asking for it

U steal the decor back

Then he proceeds to chase u around because aparently ur the bully

*instert pikachu meme here*

N then u get back towork

Or i mean take a break

And u eat a bunch of holiday special junk

And then u get back to work

"ok nows for the star"

U hand him the star because its the entire point of his existance

getting that star up ther

with his longass arms

He turns to u "u dont wanna put it"

BOI

u suck in a breath

"I cant frIKICN REACH IT U LIL"

He give a face, "there are ways"

"My go-- just put the AHHHHHHH"

AND THEN THE NEXT THING U KNOW

Hes crouching down pulling ur legs on his shoulders

"MINGYU PUT ME DOWN" you say, about to rip of his face

Mostly because u have nothi to hold onto

but he stands

with u on his shoulders

and walks to the tree

"Put the damn thing on before u fall!!"

Wow its ur fault again

And screaming u put the star on

And mingyu putz u down

"Okay that was stressful"

U punch him in the gut again

The8

Minghao is super tired

But super looking forward to spending time with u

So u defintely go on a date

But its of the lazy movie watch variety

Im talking all the chesey romance movies

Set in december

that has like mistletoe kisses

And snow scenes

And also those holiday specials

For catroons

And non cartoons

Even the one with arnold swartzimacallit

You pull out the laptop

And get on netflix

There's popcorn on

And hot tea

Or whatever the hell

Its all just very warm

and u and minghao are wrapped together in a warm blanket

Ur nestled in between is legs and ur super warm and cozy and im so soft bleh

"Oh oh, u should see this part, its my fav--"

But u stop uourself when u turn and see minghao fell asleep

U coo and let him obvi

taking unflattering pictures duh

But also cute ones because

#couplegoals

He doesn't sleep through all the movies though

You end up watching non christmas themed films too

Like toy story4

OKAY I CRIED AT THE ENDING

PIXAR IS REALLY COMING FOR MY WIG

"You look really cute cuddled up against me" he'll randomly blurt

U feel ur cheeks brun at that

but no he cant have that

"I thought i was always cute"

He chuckles and groans as he hugs u tightly

U laugh at his reaction

"Of course you're always cute"

"Ok but the teddy bear u got me is actually cuter"

"Nononono, the teddy is cute but uuu are cuter"

"Were u always this gross?"

Seungkwan

Okay

before u tell me these are getting worse and worse every passing member

i would first like to say i know

and that seungkwan bought u a cute dress for Christmas

and took u to a fancy restaurant

Ok ur welcome

But like even if it werent fancy

U'd still like it

cause holy guacamole

imagine holding seungkwans hand as u walk around

Jsut being so head over heels

and super in love with the cutie

Groooossss

LinDA

The feeling is mutual for him when he's around u

so he stops mid conversations

just to take ur pic

Its kinda annoyig

but kinda cute

"Hey unknow hansol told me about-- what are u doing"

"No go on, im just talking ur picture"

Literally the bst hype man alive

Will make take dozen upon dozen photos of u

And will make u pose for aethetics

He will go on making sure everyone knows u da hottest ho in the place

n ur like "seungkwan stfu u embarrassssing meee"

And then oml

Some moron tries to hit on u

and seungkwan sqwares up ready to hit a fool

would he actually do it i mean

prolly Not

but then again he looked really mad

So u calm him down

and u go bzck home

And the cuddles

"Baby girl im sorry if i embarrassed u"

"Nah itz chill i mean i know u have good intentions"

U smile and he takes another candid phto of u

"Broooooo!!"

"Im donnnr. Now hows about we get rid of that dress"

Vernon

okay im willing to guess hansol loves drinking hot chocolate in the winter

So he's like

"Lets do a hot choco review"

And buys 897 types of hot choco

Or like ten

wtf eight hundres pluss is too much

So ur like okay i like hot choco

and then he pulls out his phone and does a vlive

"No i am not jealous of joshua hyungs vlive with his gf"

Yall make like ten cups of hot choco

and is chaotic

Idek how u could get injured

But hey

It wasnt even the hot water invovled

but the wrapping of the choco powder

"Technical difficulties hansol is a big moron"

U get him a bandaid

"Ya! I am not"

Yall start reviewing anyway

*insert try guys eugenes voice*

Im rihght

Ur wong

Shut up

After trying the first onw

Ur like wow dis is good

the second was even better

The third one u hold

then u realized there were eight more cups

And that u made so

much

so u were like "omf there is too much "

then u debated whether or not calling seventeen to drink the rest

But then hansol was like "ther isnt enough for themm"

Then ur like

"okay whatabout making a super hotchoco"

n vernon was like

????

"THATS THE BEST IDEA UVE EVVER HAD"

SO YALL GET A BIGASS POT

MIX THE REST IN

REALIZE U HAVENT RATED THE other cups

Shrug it off

and get a cup of the hot choco mix

"Tastes like corn"

"Bish dafaq"

Dino

Yikes

Chan is a dumb ho

and got himself sick at Christmas so

nononoono thats a no to any cute date ideas

and its just you and him staying at home

U personally dont mind

but hes like "awww but i had so many ideas"

but obvi U cant risk him getting any sicker than he already is

So you stay home and take care of him

and all he can do is complain about everything

about the cold

his runny nose

The lack of taste of the food

His head ache

The fact his bed is hot

And that fact that u have to take care of him

And treat him like a baby

"I am not a baby"

"Listen up, u are always gonna be my baby"

"Not u toooooo najsjsjjs"

You make him some hot cocoa

And hes like "im not drinking that if u call me baby again"

"Babybabybabybabybaby"

Ugghgg "If you keep doing that im not going to give u the gift i gotchu"

"Well das on u"

And then u end up going ona glaring contest

Chan ends up giving it to u anyway

"i hope u choke on it" he grumbles with insencerity

U coo when u see that its a handwritten letter

And then u end up crying because hes super soft

N ur super soft

And gahhh u love him so much

Chan pats ur back because he doesnt want to get u sick if he hugs u

U sniffle and wipe ur eyes

"Who's the baby now, cry baby"

You snarl and pinch his side

And now i say

This was probably hecking bzd but i hope u enjoyed

merry CHRISTMAS

ITS MY FABORITE HOLiDAY

TAKE CARE Of urselves mwaah

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cncobby · 6 years ago

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what piece of clothing you steal from them

hi bby’s!! I’m back with another headcannon that I hope you guys like <33 I’ve been wrecked from the concert and I finally have inspiration to write so stay tuned because I have alot of feels to get out!!

i hope you guys love this ons too and pls gimme feedback! I thrive on positive feedback (or just feedback in general i hope it’d be positive though) and it helps me be a better writer! (requests are open as well!!!)

love, cncobby

RICHARD

a hoodie (or 10)

he has SO MANY

you wore one one night when you slept over and realized how soft and warm and comforting they are bc they smell like him and decide to just ... not give it back

a possesive habit of his tbh

we all know this mans is lowkey possesive in a hot way and when you wear his hoodies both at home and in public he’s just *heart eyes* because it shows everybody that you’re *his* girl

you’re a lil midget compared to him so they go past your knees sometimes since he likes them bigger anyways

if you ever wear one of his hoodies and like thigh high boots???

KNOCKOUT

he’s literally like drooling the entire time you have that outfit on

won’t stop touching you

you’re like bruh your hand has been on my ass for the past hour

(but deep down u dont mind)

sweater paws are his weaknes!!!

you look so cute with your sleeves super long and you just look like a lil baby and you’re his lil baby so he’s extra UWU

he makes a habit of buying hoodie’s he knows you’ll like because they’ll eventually just become yours eventually

anytime he can’t find one he just assumes its somewhere with you

will spray extra cologne on his hoodies so when you take them it smells like him for longer of a time (especially if he goes on tour one whiff and it’s like he’s laying right next to u uwu)

JOEL

any of his 43280480 hats

he literally will not stop giggling if u wear one of his hats

obvi too big for u but its too adorable

you guys obvi have matching ones

especially the disney micky ear hats??

u guys have the little groom and bride one (even tho yall arent married he got them for u still *swoon)

he thinks its cute how they fall onto your face and end up covering your eyes so you cant see

mostly you end up stealing his hats so he’s forced to show his curls

*on a trip with him*

“BABE DID YOU SEE MY HAT”

*obviously hiding the hat behind your back* HAHAHA NO

he hears how guilty you are and is like uh huh LIAR

cutesty wrestling match when he tries to get it away from you *heart eyes*

he just ends up slinging you over his shoulder so he can snatch the hat from your hands and then walks out the door

you’re all like “PUT ME DOWN YOU NEATHERDAL” and he’s a lil shit so obviously he doesnt

literally carries you down like that to where the boys are and they just wolf whistle so *cue intense blushing*

ZABDIEL

this sounds weird but a pair of boxers??

(firstly mens boxers are so comfy to sleep in so)

but its when you end up sleeping over on accident

and ur not tryna sleep naked

(even tho he wouldnt complain)

but he lends you a pair of his boxers to wear

u literally have to tie them with a rubber band bc they keep falling off of your waist

he thinks its SO FUNNY

they go down to ur mid thigh

so its not like “aw she looks cute in my clothes”

even tho he thinks ur always cute

but u look like a middle schooler wearing gym shorts

he’s literally lying in bed looking like a sex god per usual and u look like a 12 year old

he can’t stop laughing so naturally u get pouty and u throw a pillow at him like HEY STOP THAT

and he just gets up still laughlng and wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you into his chest

and you attempt to push him away bc he’s rude smh

and he just croons at you like “bellaaaa un besito por favorrrr”

and if u refuse he just starts kissing all over ur face until u oblige and give him a kiss

and that one kiss turns into multiple which turns into ... well you know

CHRISTOPHER

not a clothing item persay but def those iconic yellow glasses he has

he thinks its actually the cutest thing he’s ever seen

like just imagine u wearing his clothes right

just wearing his t-shirt around the house as an oversized dress and u guys are just goofin around after a night of fun (hint hint nudge nudge)

and so u grab those yellow sunglasses to put on and start imitating him

“AYY PAPA”

giggling profusely to imitate his laugh

imitating his hip thrusts and body rolls he does during concerts

which only makes his giggle come out even more and he literally is rolling around on the bed

he ends up pulling you down onto the bed with him and literally he can’t stop LAUGHING so your like

“bro relax it wasnt that funny”

he just pulls out his phone to put you onto his instagram story, and u can hear his obnoxious (but endearing) laugh in the background

caption: how does my gf look better than me in my glasses

ERICK

tbh i feel like you wouldn’t take one of his clothing/accesory items but instead

you guys get matching EVERYTHING

matching earrings

matching rings

matching necklaces

fans eventually start giving him two of the same things when they start to notice you guys always match

when either you or him go shopping alone you almost always get at least one piece that matches each other

half the time you guys are like “wait... isnt that my shirt”

and then he’s like “uh no this is mine”

and goes back and forth until u guys are like fuck it it looks the same anyways

you guys send each other daily ootd snapchats of your outfits, so you can coordinate

that way if he’s on tour or on a trip or far away from you you can still feel close to each other in some way

#cnco #cncowners #cncowner #cnco imagines #cnco fanfic #cnco headcannon #joel pimentel #christopher velez #richard camacho #erick brian colon #zabdiel de jesus

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rhysand-is-daddy · 5 years ago

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as we all know, the year is coming to an end. ive had my many ups, but also my many down. this year, by far, was one of the best yet toughest year ive ever had. ive suffered a lot but the rise from those events have made every moment with the people i love worth it. so here are the people that made my year hella worth it.

to audrey, aka softie i know we met late this year but i cant tell you how wonderful you are. youre so funny and cute uwu and our ship together rocks ^-^ ilysm bro and i hope you have a good new years.

to rida, i met you in april i think and i honestly couldnt believe that weve stayed friends for a while even if were in two diff rps. youre so cute and adorable even if you talk about ducks in the way you should never talk about ducks. unlessyourecursingthem- ahEM anYwAys ily dude and stop talking about ducks. youknowtheyfreakmeout.

to zoe, we also met in april maybeitwasmayidk but i can never thank you enough for all the things youve done for me. whenever i needed to rant, you were there, whenever i was live, you were there, whenever i wanted to nerd out about some musical or whatever, you were there. youre so worth knowing and ilysm.

and now on to the laughaholics aka crackaholics aka queenaholics aka swagaholics. you all are stoopid. but youre my gang so that makes me stoopid too :) yall are the weirdest people ive met but thats what makes our convos the best and funniest things ill ever see.

to kay, aka squid aka patrick aka frito lay, i actually havent called you that last one in a while- uM anyways this is our sEcoNd new years together. i still remember last new years. that was great. i just wanna let you know that youre one of the best person ive ever known. you have the confidence of a god and the best advice. i know that if i ever need some words of confidence, or a slap in the face, ill come to you always. youre my best friend and i love you so fricken much bb.

to bri, aka mom, i actually remember the first time i spoke to you- werenotgonnagointothatbecausefrickno uH yeah :) youre one of the most swagalicious person ive ever. you have so much swag its impossible to ever compare. youre so cute ( even tho you say you arent whEN BITCH YOURE SO ADORABLE FUCKING FIGHT ME ) and you have a cute dog even though hes on crack most of the time. i love you mommaaaa.

to gaby, aka lemon aka dad aka daddy aka pops aka big papa i. just. want. to. say. that. you. are. the. most. cutest. person. to. ever. exist. and. i. love. you. so. much. mwah. no but fr i cant imagine my world without you. youve impacted me so much throughout this year. youve had your ups ( which are so cute uwu ), and unfortunately youve had your downs. im always here to talk with you if you need it. i know you dont feel like youre strong, but dude, you are the strongest person ive met. ive seen you overcome some hard obstacles. keep doing that. i love our many inside jokes and our ships are AWESOME. i love them a lot. you know how to make a certain man s t u t t e r with the cotton candy iF yA knOw whAt i mEaN ;) anyway i love you so much pops.

to alex, aka melon aka love bug :) try as you might, you lOVE me. you might not say it but deep down in your "cold, black" heart you love us. i fricken k n o w you do. so ha. hahahaha. and if t h a t doesnt convince you, wELL LOOKY HERE LOVE BUG i love you :) i mean i l o v e y o u not some quick response or something to say, but youre my best friend along with the other laughaholics. i couldnt stop loving you if i tried. you are so honest and well spoken about things that i could never do. you know how to change a convo from normal to- well.. uM s t u f f. and your characters are beans excuse me. i love you frome texas to japan and back. youre the best uwu.

to jill, aka nesta aka twin i met you in the lovely month of march. ill always remember that day. it was the best part of my year. it was the day that i found out i wasnt alone. that i could text you if i needed a laugh, or a person i could rant to about stupid stuff, but most importantly, a person who wouldnt judge me for my own tears. when i met you i was hella broken, i was hurting a lot. but when i talked to you, everything seemed to just halt. id come out of that shell i though i oh so needed. those walls came down, and i knew i could trust you. if theres anyone in the world i could ever need, itd be you, nesta. even with our fifty million ships and our crazy paragraphs to each other, were still having fun and laugh a lot. i know that youll be my partner in crime, my twin, my person, my best friend for a long time. youre so worth knowing and the assumptions about you are so wrong and people are bums for defining you wrongfully when youre truly a person thats so sweet and compassionate. i love you to the moon and back twinnie.

all of yall have made my year, and im glad im spending it with the greatest people ever. you guys are so great in each and every way. you guys are the best people of 2019 and i hope that in 2020 all of yall will be there too. i love yall so freaking much. even though most of yall are taller than me •-• thank you again for the best year. i love yall.

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6 to 10, then 17

6. Describe the your laughter/the sound of laughter you crave to hear.

my laugh is-- bubbly?? childish?? kinda squeaky sometimes?? real god damn loudi have been told before that i sound like a four year old when i giggle so take that as you willthe sound of laughter i crave to hear is just. absolutely fucking hysterical, shriek-laughing, cackling, snorty, filled to the brim with squeaks and squeals and pleads for mercyand i know somebody who has the cutest, loudest shriek laugh around!! uwu @ivenakaloser

7. Do your friends know about your love for tickles? If so, how did they react? If not, what’s holding you back?

ive told a whopping three (3) people in my lifetime about my love of tickles, all of which i have drifted from so out of current friends 0/2 know shIT about my interests and i intend to keep it that way becos they arent the affectionate “aww thats cute” type, y’know??2 out of three previous friends went “oh word” and 1 out of three previous friends went “AW FUCK THATS ADORABLE WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER IM GONNA TICKLE YOU ALL THE TIME NOW”

8. What do you wish you could change about the Tickle Community?

random people getting anon hatewhats the deal with thatbro what do we have to argue about its fuckin tickling why you gotta start shit with people minding their own business

9. Who is someone in the Tickle Community you admire or wish you could get to know better?

i really like @/tickledink’s, @/flufmous’ and @/fluffy-alien’s art!! they are all super cool and really talented and i was too scared to tag any of them ooPS

10. Do you have a favorite tickling scene from a movie/book/TV show/fanfic/etc.?

good question omg- uH miraculous ladybug has a few really cute tickle scenes in it!! specifically the one with alya and nino- theyre adorable i love them sm omg

17. What would be your most ideal tickling scenario?

AhhHHhH-iven and i have talked about so many good tickling scenarios that id loVE to live out as soon as we meeT!! i wouldabsolutely love to get into a cuddly tickle fight with himid totally win uwuOH BUT ALSO ID LOVE TO PLAY MARIO KART WITH HIM AND THE LOSER HAS TO SUFFER THE TICKLY CONSEQUENCES thats a good scenario too :DDDD

thanK YOU FOR THE ASKS MOM ILY

#GEEZ LIZ STOP WRITING SO mUCH #tickling #liz peeps™

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lustingtc · 6 years ago

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1st May 2019

Okay so my neck. BROKEN. That’s all

Nothing really be hip hop haPPENIN’

Until maths.

It started with Dogman dancing 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕 like!! uwu!!! He’s the cutest I swear to FuCK

That girl who flirts with all the teachers was like “Ew. Your dad dancing Sir!” And he was like “I’m not a dad! Yet...” 😳😳😳😳 JEEZ mans talking cum. But me n O where like,,, 😳😬🤭 le gasp girls!! LE GASP!!!

He also kept side eyeing me,, like I kept catching him just look at me 😥😥😩

Also he asked me a question n I was like 😖😳 when he asked me a question n I felt myself go RED aF AAAAAaAaaa,,, n he was just there,,, smirking,,(//;//w//;//)

Dumb dog man!!!! >:T

Also

He heard me go “I SHOVED A TANGLE DOWN MY BrA!!!!”

{Context: a tangle as in those toys that r like worms n move n shit n there cool as fUcC but I didn’t actually do that I said I did so this kid wouldn’t take it bc I was gonna give it back to my boy 🕷}

Then O kept throwing it around jsksjsksks,,,, n it landed on his chair but like,,, He didn’t see 😰😰😔😔😔 bc he deadass doesn’t sit down uGh

Also O told Dogman to fuck off lololol

It’s like that Ki_ _ things

Like she’s like K I L L n I’m like K I S S 😳😳😖😩

ALSO KSJSKKSKSKS

We left n he was still letting kids go n we were waiting for the gang

So I look through the window slit, like there’s a small gap n I’m like OwO through it

AND HE FUCKING SEES ME!!!

After letting everyone go he’s looks dead at me and he does that dumb

👌🏻👄👌🏻 shit but like the 👌🏻 be over his eyes?? Ygm??? Like 8) jsksksks

DESCRIPTIONS ARENT MY STRONGSUIT lmAO,,,

Anyways my heart was like !!!!💝💞💓💗💖💘💕!!! HES SO CUTE N DORKY LIKE WTF HES SUCH A LOSER!!!! I LOVE DUMB LOSER DOG!!!! >:((((

Then to make it worse

I left my water there so before English instead of looking at T 😡😡😡😡

Shitting myself sm so I brang A,,, DOGMAN WASNT WASNT THERE >:((((

He rly out here wanting to get banged tf up >:///

During tutor I was like being dumb 😔

And then I saw T in the hall 😳😳

N 🕺🏿 was like “You’re so red!!” 😳😔😖

So,, I kinda saw him look this way n lik AaaaaAaAAaA yeah fyK

Then after English we saw T n he was just uwuwuwu!!! 💝💞💓💗💖💘💕 HES sO CUTE!!!!!!!! But. He walked past and as he was going into his class she whisper “CUNT” at him lolololol

#teacher crush #tc #teacher crush community #tc community #Z #dogman

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(for the reason why ur happy thing) so ive been talking to this girl for about 3 weeks and she makes me really happy!! like we are friends but we've been like,,, Calling and such for the past few weeks and its just so nice like !!! maybe it's bc im gay but she's the Cutest like!!! ive been going through a shift in friends recently and shes always there for me to rant and ahHhHH shes so cute i really like her laugh!! she makes me areally happy omg!!i made her this cute bracelet last night!!! 1/2

the bracelet has hearts on it i!!! i hope she likes it!!! and ik she likes me back bc she Told me she does but we arent in a relationship yet bc of the current drama in our friendgroups but !!! im big gay and shes really sweet!!! she makes me really happy uwu 2/2

aaaa this is all so cute uwu i hope you both stick around each other for a long time!!!

send me the reason why you’re happy

#truly this is all so soft nd cute :(#answered #seobff

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jungkookio · 7 years ago

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this is like th ugliest thing ive ever drawn but !! i hit another milestone a lil while back so its time to give some love back <3

@all my mutuals: i love every single one of u, each of u has so many wonderful qualities and regardless of whether we’ve been mutuals for days or for months, i appreciate u so much and i hope u have an amazing day, keep doing u !! <3

bolded and italicized = u have a special place in m heart

💖 = special mentions (scroll to the bottom <3)

#-A

@13jimins @175pjm @1oyalty @2pinebreaker @2suga @4hobii @4yoong @4yxing @7boyss @93-jpg @9yoong @adoreseokjin @aekth @ahoneyyboy @ahoneyyboyy @almondyoongi @alyoongi @angustdissin @applehairtae @apricotmin 💖 @aragyeom @arrozon @artistictae @at-dawns

B-C

@babygukk @badgalyoongi @baek0ok @bangtanhugs @bangthetanboys @blumiin 💖 @bts-vtaemins @btsjikooksaranghagu @btsofmyheart @btsparkles @btsrapjin @btsxlami @busanbfs @busanjk @busansdaegu @bwiminkook @cataehyung @cherryprincejin @chiquitae @chokemeseokjin @chvnjiny @cinnamonsuga @cinnawon @ciutae @cozynamjoon @cryjeon @cuteseokjin

D-H

@daegusoftboys @dailyjungkooks @defendkimseokjin @deletaed @denouemin @eternaljimin @existentialjimin @fantasies-of-euphoria @fapmonster @floral-hobi @fluffyliontae @fluff-tae @gamjin @goldseok @greyhairedtaehyung @gukiee @harunyany @heolseoks @hiimcaroline @hobikookie @hobithighs @hobsbf @honeychai @hoodiejungkook 💖 @hosehobi @hoseok1e @hoseokjung @hypetae

I-J

@icedrice @ilovbangtan @iluvkth @its-suga-sweet @itschims @itskimtaehyung @iweedu @je0n @jellyfishes @jeon-core @jeonbia @jeongk @jeonjeongguke @jeonnings @jeonsgguks @jeonyoons @jhbts @jhyo @jihoonful @jimeolk @jiminap @jiminiephile @jiminsangel @jiminsoftgf @@jiminyoongs 💖 @jiminzinho @jimissi @jinbaby @jineatthis @jinnies @jinsasleep @jinsthighs @jinswings @jnqkook @joeguk @joonjulyagustd @jungkooknoises @jxdoraa

K-M

@kainks @kc-junghsk @kiimtaehyungs @kimnaamjoonie @kimtae95s @kimvitae @kingdoyoungs @kissgyu @kisskook @kookmiinie @kooknochu @kooks-gf @liegf @literally-just-yoongi-trash @literaltae @lovjeon @manggaejams @mangosuga @marudesaurius @melaninbam @min-yoongle @minjiminin @@minmayhem 💖 @minsuga--genius 💖 @minsyugga @minyoongistummy @minyooongii @moonkth @moonm0chi @morejinplease @mylovejhs

N-P

@naamjoodle @namjoonned @namsgi @namujeon @nicejimin @noona4bts @@noxiim 💖 @ohteahyung @omfgbts @otpvmin @parkejimins @parkjiminivan @pastel--woozi @pbandj-hope @philophobia999 @pinkhoodiemark @pjminis @pjmksj @pjungkook @prettymochi

R-S

@rainpjm @rapmonstor @rapmunstar @reihyung @rosykook @s--yub @saintminyoongi @salty-seoltang @selflessjin @serendimin @shelovesjjk @shutupkookie @silkguk @snowchuu @soft-jihoonie @softguk @softykook @sugahyung @sugaidc @suganochu @sugas-noona @sugass @sugasuite @syubii

T-Z

@ta3taetae @taeboos @taegonia @taekookiesandcream 💖 @taenity @taepott @taesbiwi @taesflower @taetwin @tahyeung @tahyungs @tiamojimin @timinnie @trickstersweet @ttaegiis @ttaewo @tvehyungs-gf @useoyaji @vanillalattaes 💖 @velvethoseok 💖 @vendettafrank @vickafrank @warmjins @whysuga @winktaes @xseokjiin @yoongg-e @yoongisnugget @yoongiyi @yoongsb @yoongster @yoonmin-smile @yoonngi

💖 💖 💖 special mentions 💖 💖 💖

apricotmin - jia, ur an absolute sweetheart, thank u so much for my letter, i just got it !! ill be writing back to you asap, you’re working so hard at the minute!! i hope things arent too stressful, u deserve to be so so so happy, please look after yourself as much as you can ily <3

blumiin - nine youre one of the kindest most down to earth people i have ever had the pleasure of knowing, and i know i say this all the time but i really mean it because you go out of your way to do the nicest things for people, ily to the moon n back <3

hoodiejungkook - mel u already know how much i love u, i wld literally die for u at this point honestly ur th real mvp, i can always trust that u noticed that 0.000032 second eye contact and are screaming about it just as much as i am and u know what that means bitxch... soulmates, astounding, ily <3

jiminyoongs - fran i fuckckcing love u so much what the HECK honestly u just attack me all the fucking time but in th cutest funniest way ?? i ?? love ?? it ?? bully me some more sis (this is some stockholm syndrome type shit fran what have u done) anyways uh i wld eat a shoe for u <3

minmayhem - ken ur my no.1 sinner, my go-to if i ever wanna just yell about The Gays and u kno why i love u, cause u yell right back pal, u feed my screaming,im nourished, also ur a weeb and i need some of that good good weeb content, us weebs gotta stick together ~~s-s-s-senpai uwu

minsuga--genius - katy ur a whole damn angel i swear to god, ur one of the softest bitxches i know n rlly m heart is so warm for u, ur always out there hyping me in ur tags n i appreciate u so much, i know we truly bonded over HOC so if u ever wna break ur heart some more hmu, i have a whole list sis... also ur hair looks so fuckin good, stan beauty stan katy, ily <3

noxiim - karyn you are so ridiculously talented and beautiful and kind??? what can’t you do, honestly ur an icon, ur art is so beautiful and inspiring and i would buy everything in ur shop if my bank account would allow it, its all so pretty !! (also i noticed, u draw eyebrows the same way you do ur own and i think thats rlly cute??) anyways ily <3

taekookiesandcream - nikia, you !! are !! so !! wholesome !! and i absolutely love u for it,youre constantly brightening up my days with cute little tags and messages and honestly youre so adorable like thats some angelic shit right there ur rlly in m heart wow :((( ily <3

vanillalattaes - fahreen m chaotic evil 99 line partner in crime bitxch who i love so much!!! (thts ur new nickname i think its rlly catchy n chic js) i wld actually do anything for u like, u kno sis, i dont need to tell u, u kno how much ilove u,but u kno im gonna go and tell u anyway cause ur a whole fckn queen and u deserve the world, i hope ur always happy, n that if u ever arent it only lasts a lil while and that u can get back to smiling asap, ily <3

velvethoseok - kate you are one of the sweetest people i know, i can always count on u to make me smile n thats why ur so important, ur so positive and bright and youre just this friendly, approachable person, i feel like everyone of ur followers just wants to be ur pal, n i dont blame them, ur great n ily <3

#if ur not bolded then it doesnt mean i dont like u it just means we probably havent talked as much ajshvbdhbchdbksnl ily <3333 #also i usually do more hearts but its rlly late so im sorry i couldnt do more #i wld do everyone if i could #it aint a follow forever but that swhat im tagging it as cause its m blog m rules ajhsbhbdhkl #follow forever #ff #alsothank u all my followers for m new milestone ily

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