#are you FUCKING kidding me dog
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"what if tumblr was more like reddit" what if I shot beams at you
#are you FUCKING kidding me dog#like okay this sounds kind of nice on paper#but like. as a way to make tag searching better#or searching better in general#maybe categorizing posts better site-wide#but just. straight-up adding subreddits to tumblr sounds really fucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#with moderators?? members???#isn't part of the appeal of this god-forsaken pit that everyone is on equal footing?#there are no internet community rent-a-cops to delete your post for being kind of off-topic?????#whatever man#tumblr#tumblr labs
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PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUUUUSE TONIIIIGHT
#how the FUCK did they make this MOVIE#every single person who worked on this movie needs a kiss on the mouth and approximately a trillion dollars these fucking MAGICIANS#are yOU KIDDING ME#god im never gonna be the same#i cant believe i have to wait NINE MONTHS FOR THE SEQUEL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH#SHAKING THIS MOVIE IN MY JAWS LIKE A RABID DOG I LOVE YOU SPIDERVERSE TRILOGY#spiderverse#miles morales#hobie brown#spider man: across the spider verse#gwen stacy#stillindigo art
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bsd rewatch w my friend means obligatory art of my fav found family ever
#WAAAAAAAAAUUUUGHHHHHHHH I MISS THEM SO FUCKING MUCH YOU GUYS GENUINELY DON'T UNDERSTAND..............................................#LIKE. NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DONT THINK ABT THEM UEUUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#bro i didn't mean to make atsushi that short LMFAO it's ok tho bc he's their little boy. their son#literally was in the trenches drawing kunikida bc i've been drawing twinks for so long i forgot how to draw actual MEN😭😭#when will my family return from the war.....................................................................#rewatching bsd made me realize its just a rly shitty slice of life romcom featuring ml dazai and his tired work partner/husband#and the story of how they got their first kid. sopping wet pathetic kitten of a boy they picked up off the riverbank#anyway theyre all so dear to me you don't understandddddd i love these dumbass partners and their little tiger boy :((((((((((((((#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#atsushi nakajima#nakajima atsushi#doppo kunikida#kunikida doppo#osamu dazai#dazai osamu#kunikidazai#knkdz#lotus draws
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GET THESE BITCHES A ROOM
#god these past few chapters really reminded me how feral yoojin is#hes not holding back the s-classes they are all holding HIM back and LOSING#GET THIS MAN LOCKED DOWN STAT#[lowkey spoilers ahead->]#BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK HE JUST JUMP SHJ AND START PULLING HIS HAIR LIKE THAT OUT THE BLUE CALM DOWN GIRL#I KNOW WE FACING ANOTHER BREAK UP ARC BUT PLEASE CALM DOWN YOU’RE SCARING THE KIDS AND SONG TAEWON#GIRL YOU ARE CUTTING YOUR HAVNDS ONTHAT S-CLASS HAIR ITS NOT WORTH IT PLEASE#everyone just panicking around him was the cherry on top too like 😭😭😭#they really all watching this tiny ass man pounce a man 2 meters tall and hanging on like an angry chihuahua#absolutely BEFUDDLED BECAUSE WHO TF DOES THAT 😭😭😭#HOW DO YOU EVEN REACT IN THIS SITUATION GIRL I WOULD BE LOST TOO 😭🙏🙏#WHATS FUCKED UP IS I SAW FANART FOR THAT SCENE AND THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE OR SOMETHING NAH IT’S CANON LIKE?????#whats absolutely wild is seeing the build up in yoojins thoughts being like#‘i should pull this bitch’s hair out- make him bald see what happens’ completely thinking the man is joking#before he fucking POUNCES LIKE AN ANGRY TINY DOG#FULL COMMITMENT AND EVERYTHING#CHAIN THIS BITCH UP PLEASE 😭🙏🙏#tsctir#jinjae#sctir#han yoojin#sung hyunjae#tsctir spoilers#also anyone who recognizes what i based that first image off of gets a gold star
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cut to bucky barnes laying flat on the floor of his dark apartment, hands over his face, as chappell roan’s “casual” plays because you cannot convince me that this man has been casual about anything in his life.
#sure sure bucky is like ‘ahaha hey baby’ to some girl in 1942 but#he is busy imagining a life where there’s a picket fence and they have a dog and they name their first born after your mom#bucky fucking barnes is NOT cut for the casual life this man CANNOT have a roster#he has DADDY ISSUES are you KIDDING ME#this man lost his father at an early age and now he is like ‘i will be the male protector of every relationship i have’#which makes him incredibly reliable if not the most annoying man on the planet at times#BUCKY BARNES HIGH SCHOOL FLIRT WHO IS PINING OVER THE GIRL IN MATH CLASS#he is so baby girl coded guys i’m sorry
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And what if I go through the entire manga just to pick out each image of akutagawa just to see him get prettier and softer and more human as the chapters progress just because Harukawa said that he changed because Atsushi’s feelings and perceptions of him changed?
#that each of them changed!!!#like are you fucking kidding me?!#i need to go outside and scream real quick#bsd#bungo stray dogs#sskk#shin soukoku
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#I SUPPOSE AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE ALL SOMEONE'S DOG ???#AEE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME#vetvimes#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#gnu terry pratchett#discworld#jingo#night watch#dog motif
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Don't get too attached
#Brakul did a lot of the parenting for Erubi (the first of the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides throuple bastard children) in infancy especially due#to Hibrides going through absolutely horrific post-partum depression (and not wanting to be a parent to begin with. Like she#had accepted it as an inevitability and a duty but when it actually happened it was just like Oh God. I am in hell)#Brakul is the only one of the three that actually Wants to be a parent and the fact that he can't behave as such in order to avoid#suspicion that he's the father is kind of a living nightmare for him a little.#Not like he isn't involved in his ''''nieces''' lives given he lives in the same household but he has to keep a bit of distance.#Janeys and especially Hibrides are pretty unsympathetic about this. For Hibrides it's like she has had to go through so much shit#to maintain this situation she never asked to be a part of and when he has to go through a fraction of that he breaks the fuck down.#He only wants the benefits of the whole situation and isn't willing to deal with the consequences.#This is also one of the very few things she's sympathetic with Janeys about like she respects that he's at least willing to play#his part and be miserable without bitching to her about it. Like she fucking hates him but respects the commitment to the bit.#Janeys is more just like 'Just go make more kids if you want your own so damn bad. Get a wife or something. That's what I#had to do and look at me I'm doing great I'm so normal'#The two kids aren't present on the pilgrimage (back home under the care of a hired tutor) but the Janeys-Brakul-Hibrides#Feeling Triangle are in a fucking tailspin over her being pregnant again like goddddd not this shit again#brakul red dog
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old tweets like this are so funny because like yeah he sure did :) six years later they would be codependent. you think they knew that'd happen. you think they could sense it
#going thru old calgary tweets for reasons and god . god ... he was their little pet dog and that's really special to me whenever i remember#like here he's a fucked up cat that’ll annoy the shit out of you but you love it so much. in cgy he was LITERALLY their pet dog#ekky dealing w cgy mtkachuk like FUCKKKK I HATE THIS KID. four years later they're both Just Girls together. its beautiful tbh#kiers.txt
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every day im reminded that though my parents may have wanted a dog they clearly did not want to take care of a dog
#and i KNEW this which was why i insisted on not getting dogs though they keep trying to gaslight me#into thinking that i agreed on the dogs. i didnt and i wish id railed against it harder#because ill be honest i knew i didnt want to take care of a dog i wasnt in the headspace#but i also knew that if they got the dog that the actual caring duties would be foisted off to me#and the things that They would have to do ie go to the vet nd pay the bills etc theyd complain about and avoid#and thats one thjng. but oh my fucking god. my dad specifically#its like hes trying to get these dogs to die. we have several plants in the backyard#bad for dogs. i point them out. i have pointed them out Several times.#theyre his plants the gardens his thats none of my things. he just goes oh they wont get into them#THEYRE DOGS. but he doesnt want to move his fucking plants#one of the dogs is on medicine but has a habit of not eating his food in the morning#which means if u leave his medicine in hjs bowl the other dog might eat it#one solution is to give him the tablet straight. because hes good about eating it#he doesnt want to because 'thats gross'. Are you five fucking years old#the dog doesnt like the texture of dry food so another solution is to wet it#dad wont do that either because 'hes too spoiled' and 'it takes time' ONE MINUTE?????????#like i have to assume this is some kind of ploy to make me do it instead when i dont wake up that early#because if its not then hes truly just incompetent or doesnt care about the dogs#which brings me back to WHY DID YOU GET THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE.#im sick of having to worry about them when he just does shit like this its wasting my time and its wasting money#but ohhhh we dont want to give the dogs away theyre part of the family 🥺#CLEARLY. because apparently u wanted kids but didnt want to take care of them either!!#im pissed off!!! im tired!!!!!!!!#i need to know im not going batshit here for being pissed off!!!!!#the dogs are getting back to back problems and at least some of it would have been mitigated by oh.#i dont know. the bare minimum?????#at least if the plants had been taken care of i wouldnt have to wonder if theyd just gotten into them#or if its an actual problem like a mass or bite. but no now i dont know#and at this rate were going to waste money going to the vet every fucking week
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I started watching Bluey and when I say I was absolutely fucking ENLIGHTENED.
Me: Bluey’s such a popular show and even my adult friends like it…but why?? Isn’t it just a show for preschoolers
Me, after watching one (1) episode: OH….I UNDERSTAND NOW…..
#Bluey’s SO FUCKING good oh my god.#Shima speaks#The animation is incredible the backgrounds are SO beautiful and the MUSIC??? STELLAR#And the lessons in each episode are so good and I LOVE all the games the girls play with Bandit#It feels really nostalgic to me bc I have a younger sister and we were JUST like that when we were kids#It’s really amazing how they can tell a story in just 7 minutes#I love Bluey so so much. I would DIE for every single character in that show#Bluey#Sorry Blue’s Clues you WERE my favorite show about a blue dog but not anymore 🤧
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I love LSH so much it’s genuinely one of the funniest events in the entire game but I think one of my favorite things is toya getting so mad at akito (because he’s largely unrepentant about failing) & then when he finds out his older brother figure failed a class he literally does not give a fuck. Zero reaction. I know this is because he knows tsukasa has already had his 46 allotted Fits about it and will be hitting the books hard but imagining akito’s face when he realizes toya is not concerned abt tsukasa’s studying and is only being a hard ass about his studying is so funny to me. Tsukasa could go “yeah I’m just gonna cram for this exam” & toya would go “I believe in you tsukasa senpai” but if akito said that exact same thing Toya would be So Pissed.
#I’m sorry akito fans but I find his suffering even funnier than tsukasa’s. he takes himself so seriously in such a goofy game.#he was ok w an failing because she was already sniffling sad wet dog core about it but akito failed and he was like#Are You Fucking Kidding Me Rn.#toya getting mad at akito in general. comedy gold. Akito is such a wimp about it. ‘idgaf’ ‘😡’ ’ok ok sorry’#imagine trying to poke fun at your lame ass senior and your extremely chill boy best friend gets Pissed.#because he thinks that extremely lame senior is the coolest guy alive. oh I would be so mad. you’d see me on the news.#mine#I’m incredibly biased towards the kamiyama gang I find them hysterical. they’re so funny.
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[GRABS AT YOU THROUGH THE BARS OF MY CAGE]
DO YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING??? DO YOU????
#i watched trolls 3 and became undeniably obsessed so now im grasping at straws trying to mash it together with bsd#BUT THERES A VISION HERE TELL ME YOU SEE IT TOO#no one will understand me but at least i understand me#bsd#bungou stray dogs#mushimizo#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#veneer trolls#kid ritz#does he need the trolls tag#kid ritz trolls#ritzneer#venritz#what the fuck is their agreed upon ship name#yokomizo bsd#mushitarou bsd#trolls posting#mushimizo posting
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its 4am and im gettin viscerally upset over a kids show just because the One Character i was looking forward to finally coming back actually didnt
#spoilers for the xmen animated series btw#THE EPSIODE MORPH COMES BACK#AT THE END ONCE I THINK THEY'RE COMIN BACK FOR GOOD THEY DO A UNO REVERSE CARD AND SAID NO#I FINALLY GOT TO SEE SOME MORE LOGAN X MORPH MAN WHAT THE FUCK#MY FAVORITE LIL SHAPESHIFTING IMP WAS GONE FOR A SEASON N A HALF#MIGHT AS WELLVE BEEN 3 SEASON CAUAE THEY WERE GONE FOR LIKE ALL BUT ONE EPISODE OF THE FIRST SEASON#THEY HAD A FEW LIL SPOTLIGHT EPSIODES IN THE SECOND SEASON#ONE 2 SECOND CLIP IN THE 3RD#AND ONCE THEYRE BACK THEY'RE GONE AGAIN#At least they didnt die BY THE SAMW THINF TJAY KILLED EM IN THE FIRST EPSIODE BTW#ALSO BULLSHIT YO BRING THE SENTINELS BACK RIHJT AS THE O N E CHARACTER THAY GOT KILLED BY A SENTINEL COMES BACK#STILL TRAUMATIZED MIND YOU#Whatever xas writers I guess way to make me emotional and want to cry and vomit over a kids show#will screenshot some of the episode n post it tomorrow#also includes a logan bein called 'big guy' moment in a soft tone#like an owner tryin to calm down a growly alert dog#oh also a pretty boy™️ scott moment#x men the animated series#x men#kevin sydney#logan howlett#xmen wolverine#morph x men#.txt
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ASAGIRI’S GASLIGHTING US!!!!
#bsd#bsd fyodor#bungou stray dogs#fyodor dostoevsky#fyodor#bsd theories#bungou#bungou sd#bungou stray dogs fyodor#bsd headcanons#kafka asagiri#are you kidding me#are you fucking kidding me#are you shitting me#new chapter#chapter 111#bungou chapter 111
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The thing about chapter 39 is I think dazai was trying to help atsushi and didn't do a very good job because what he's good at and has learned how to do is manipulation and not helping someone in hard times. With what dazai said to hirotsu in the art museum about being ready for fyodor. I think he was trying to speed up atsushis personal growth but it back fired and messed atsushi up more
Okay there's a lot to unpack here. Main thoughts are: doesn't really align with how I personally read the chapter, but at the same time makes for a truly compelling interpretation that would be so interesting to delve into!! Please keep up the great work!!!!! I could totally accept this as some kind of au that I'd love to look into.
I really like to explore how the act of manipulation as some sort of instinctive response of Dazai, one he can't really help. I like it when a virtue (let's say, charisma and superhuman intelligence) bent to its extremes becomes a flaw. And the fact that it may be involuntary on Dazai's end, that he's gotten so used to making puppets out of people that it became a sort of addiction for him that he can't escape even now that he's doing good, is very tragic / juicy to explore. Because I think Atsushi is for Dazai a friend that he loves, and he wouldn't want to manipulate him; and yet Dazai falls for the vicious circle of “it's ultimately all to do more good, so it's okay, isn't it?” again and again.
I find the concept of Dazai setting up the orphanage director's death extremely appealing as well. I'm a firm believer that Dazai set up the killing of Akutagawa's friends, so that'd be an insanely neat way to parallel that for Atsushi.
Back to how I personally interpret the chapter (within canon that is), I simply don't feel like the author is trying to put Dazai under a bad light / give him flaws? Which makes me reluctant to believe Dazai is lying at any point in that scene. Yes I know we shouldn't take what characters say at face value. Yes I know the author explicitly stated they didn't mean that chapter to come off as abuse apologism. Even then, that chapter feels to me like a clumsy attempt to carry on bsd's deeply grey morality and themes that “good people can do bad things and bad people can do good things”, with the outcome of stating that the abuse Atsushi underwent did him good (and also that abusers are to be considered fathers). But it all might be just my own shortcoming ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#“Hell raised you well” WELL????????? ///WELL///?????????????????????????? THATS'S THE SECOND MOST FUCKED UP KID TO HAVE EVER WALKED YOKOHAMA#osamu dazai#atsushi nakajima#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd ch 39#people asks me stuff
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