#are they redoing shit??? is smth wrong??????

[briankang]

jyp is such a silly ass company (deregatory) sometimes bc they will regularly post the most ominous ass notice talking about an artist not being able to do smth and give 0 detail and be like 'sorry. please understand' like. girl can we get a hint outside of they're apparently not presently dying. anything. like how serious is it!!! like this isn't even specific to one group THEY DO THIS TO EVERYONE it drives me up the WALL

[justalittleficsideblog]

s'ébahir

Gojo x reader Modern, College AU!

s'ébahir - (French; to be amazed, to be astounded, dumbstruck)

2k smth words

He always strolled into lab characteristically late. You envied his nonchalance, his stance of ease in which he would stroll into the lab and set his stuff down when the professor just began their lecture on the hazards you'd be dealing with today.

annoying

You were always early. Anxiously waiting for your seat so you could prep early and leave before the rest of your classmates.

The bastard was also, unfortunately, handsome. Devilishly tall with a lean build and white hair, he was a stark contrast against some of his fellow students.

"--it is IMPERTINENT that you wear your goggles the entire time during this lab. We will be dealing with concentrated hydrochloric acid--"

you droned out your teachers voice. Unlike some of the other students, you had read the lab manual the night before and watched a video on how to do everything correctly.

This wasn't your first rodeo.

Somewhat bored, your eyes drifted back to the male that was sitting across from you. The fume hood that was connected to your countertop obscured the view a bit, but you caught a glimpse of him leaning against it, head in his hand.

He seemed as bored as you were.

"Alright, lets begin!" An enthusiastic clap sounded.

You had noticed his hesitancy with the lab goggles each time. He chronically wore sunglasses indoors during class and around campus. But when it came to lab, your prof made no exceptions.

Tugging the too tight safety goggles over your eyes, you managed a glance to find startling azure ones starting back at you.

You smiled politely and turned to grab your equipment.

"Hey."

You glanced up at Gojo, who was leaning against your bench.

"What did you need this time?"

Gojo had a knack of stealing your shit since his tended to be always (coincidentally) misplaced or lost. He blamed Geto for it.

"Do you have an extra ring clamp? Geto took mine," he shrugged nonchalantly. You nodded and handed over the item, focusing back on your work.

"Do you know how much your putting in?" he leaned in closer, tapping your graduated cylinder with his hand.

"I can read fine enough Gojo."

"Are you sure? The lab manual said 12 mls...you wrote down 21"

Shit. He was right, you must've copied it down wrong last night.

It was slightly infuriating how sharp he actually was. He had such a lazy demeanor it was easy to forget he tended to be top of the class.

"Ugh, I don't remember how much I've put in it already." you ran your hand through your hair, frustrated as you eye the clock.

The liquid in the flask turned a murky brown, fizzing slightly.

Ok yeah.. that is definitely not what happened in the video.

Gojo leaned over and swirled the flask in his hands, the murky liquid turning darker.

"Yeah, you put way too much into that," he blew out a low whistle.

Fuck. You're going to have to redo the entire thing. Biting your lip, you glance at the clock again.

I'm not going to get a chance to study before my lecture exam...

"Oh come on, just partner up with me," he smirks, nodding towards his bench. "I'll even let you do all the work."

You scowled. You hated partnering up, you ended up doing everything anyway. But you were quick about it on your own.

Looking back towards your failure and the clock, you realize you don't have much of a choice.

"Fine," you nod and walk to his bench. "But lets be as quick as we can."

He grinned.

-

"Alright, now we just have wait."

The worst part about science, you argued, is the "waiting" portion of it.

Some experiments take time. This unfortunately, was one of them.

"We work together pretty well," he leaned forward. "One could almost say we have....chemistry."

You cringed as he laughed at your response. "Hilarious, Gojo."

A shadow loomed over you. "Did he get you with some of his science lines?"

You smiled. Contrary to Gojo, Geto was more composed and studious as you were. You both talked often, considering you had a lot of the same classes as him.

"It was too good not to!" Gojo replied, spinning around in his chair.

You rolled your eyes, glancing back towards your glassware. Geto was easy to be around, he was calm and didn't try to get a rise out of you like his white-haired friend did. He made you a little more nervous, he was kind of unpredictable. Not to mention pretty.

"I think its done," you pointed to the bubbling flask.

Geto nodded to you, "good luck then."

You smiled back at him, pretending not to feel your blue-eyed partner staring at you.

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Gojo

He doesn't know why he wants to fluster you. Or why it grates on his nerves that you can so easily smile at Geto when you seemed to struggle around him.

Technically, your experiment earlier would have been salvageable. Yeah, your yield would've been low, but he jumped at the chance to work with you without thinking.

He meant what he said earlier, you both worked surprisingly well together.

Taking the flask from you, he began to dry as you washed everything up. He didn't quite want to be done just yet, labs weren't his favorite part but he found himself looking forward to this one.

Not that it had anything to do with you.

Geto always argued that he was "just into you" but he didn't agree. He just thought your intellect was interesting, that's all.

It had nothing to do with the way you always showed up with enthusiasm, drawing him in as he watched you be engaged with your work. He couldn't wonder why--

"Gojo?" Bright eyes looked up at him as you waved the last Erlenmeyer in front of his face. "Hey, we're done."

Startled, he nearly dropped the thing he was drying. "Right, yeah. See you around, then."

He cursed himself slightly for his cowardice.

"Well, actually, did you want to finish up the lab report quick ? We have plenty of time," you looked at your phone as you said it.

Realistically, he would say no. He doesn't finish his reports until the last minute anyway.

But to get the chance to fluster you more.

Ah, hell. Why not?

"yeah, we can do that." He shrugged nonchalantly. Geto met his gaze across the lab and quirked an eyebrow at him.

He bared his teeth in response.

"Should we go to the library then?" Your voice cut through his thoughts, catching him unawares as you shoved the paper into his hands.

He nodded quickly, fishing around in his backpack for his glasses as he ripped off the goggles still glued to his face.

He motioned for you to go first, following behind and out of the lab as he let you pick where to sit down.

You picked a spot across the campus cafe, he inwardly wondered if you came to study here frequently. Th atmosphere was quiet and there was a lot of natural light that made it easy to relax and focus.

Setting down his bookbag, he tuned into your ramblings about the lab.

"What do you think about the yield? I think we could base our conclusions around it. Maybe even mention the slight color difference when we added the--"

Your drive to finish this was commendable. He was put off a bit by how you didn't seem affected by him at all. Most people saw his sunglasses as odd, and honestly the general consensus was that he was constantly nursing a hangover.

There was a lapse of silence and you both typed away on your laptops, broken up by only you saying:

"Why do you wear those sunglasses all the time?"

Eyebrows raised, "Secret." The corner of his lip turned up.

"Is it because of your eyes?"

His smirk fell. It wasn't so much that he cared about how his eyes seemed to freak people out. It was more about how sensitive they were to light and packed spaces. He used to get frequent headaches because of it, but the glasses thwart off the edge enough now.

He merely shrugged in response to your question. "The light bugs my eyes sometimes."

You nodded back in understanding, "Ugh, tell me about it. I used to get migraines from the fluorescent lights when I was younger."

He stiffened. Such a minute detail, but he couldn't help but consider the gesture as an act of empathy. Seeing past his usual charm.

You both fell back into silence, quickly finishing your report and hoping off of the chair you inhabited just moments ago.

He felt his heart pound as you smiled up at him, watching your every movement as you threw your bag over your shoulder and made to leave.

"We finished that quick! Good luck on this exam later, not that you'll need it."

His arm burned from where you patted his shoulder as you strode out of the cafe lounge and towards some other study zone. Glancing down at it, he almost expected it to catch fire.

Eyes flicking up over his glasses, he looked down the hallway you had left.

Damn.

He might just have to make your lab fail next time.

[yae-energy]

“you like my hair?” pt2: 2 fast 2 furious

synopsis: what i think their favorite hairstyles would be

cast: megumi fushiguro, yuji itadori, nobara kugisaki

cw: nword usage

a/n: LMAOO,,, anyways here’s pt2 cause i had fun making the first part. def had to redo some of these cause tumblr aint save my draft 🖕🏽. there most def will be a pt3

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megumi - bantu knots

- loves them (and for obvious reasons these shits cute asf)

- lwk doesn’t comprehend how your hair even stays like that without unraveling or smth so whenever you’re doing your hair he just watches you like:

👁️ 👁️

- like damn my nigga back up 😭

- mf will literally be taking notes so he can learn how to do your hair, that way you don’t gotta “abandon him” so someone else can do your hair

- be watching them yt tutorials while he tries to practice on an olddddd doll gojo got tsumiki

- whenever he goes over to your house he tries to be all sneaky and goes through all your products so he can see what you use the most and stock up on it at his house

- gets shy when he asks gojo to take him to your favorite hair store cause that mf can’t keep his mouth closed to save his life

- genuinely thinks you look so mesmerizing, esppp with your edges done

- it’s so classy to him 🤷🏽‍♀️

- i also think he’d really loveeeee finger waves

- bro will start barking and acting a fool

- reminds him of a mermaid

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yuji - natural locs

- don’t get him started (me too dawg 😔)

- he don’t even know where to start

- loves how soft they look

- loves loves lovessss when you add little accessories like beads and stuff

- helps you retwist your hair

- cause what nigga finna be touchin all his his lady head???? he’s not a fan of that

- his favorite loc style is the half up half down two ponytails (iykyk 🤷🏽‍♀️)

- lovesssss when you 2 strand twist them

- also loves the curly look

- if you threaten to comb them out bro will start HOLLERING

- like ofc you can do wtv with your hair but he just loves your locs

- smells the loc gel

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nobara - wash n’ go’s

- it’s efficient and she’s all about efficiency

- even if the actual wash day itself takes hours 😭

- thats ok tho!

- she’s absolutely in love with your curls like omgggg

- loves when you do puffs cause she thinks they’re just so simple and cute

- like you can never go wrong with a puff

- also doesn’t mind slick backs but knows all that gel prob isn’t good for your hair and it makes her worried LOL

- ESP LOVES TWIST/BRAID OUTS

- the curl definition just be so immaculate

- after you finish your hair she takes a bunch of pictures to post

- takes you out as a treat cause wash days be so tiring

- cleans up all your stuff when you’re done cause you alr did so much work, she knows them arms are tired 😔

- lwk is surprised you aren’t a damn body builder by now

- asks if she can help detangle your hair

- makes sure to be real gentle incase you’re tender headed

- is always showing you a style she saw somewhere and asks if you can try it out on your hair

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tags: @megurulvr @honeybleed @jujuyii @chinieh @jogeto @mypimpademia @miirene | tag form

[s0lar-ch3ri]

out of context things for a fic im reading (its from my mutual, and i might update my unfinished oneshot for gill after...and do a big oneshot seperation lol)

fic link for people who havent read it yet GO DO THAT NOW EVEN IF YOUVE ALREADY READ IT REREAD IT AND COMPLIMENT IT THIS IS ALL ABOUT CHAPTER 5

im adding "This letter is filled with glitter. If you open it you will be too." in some way shape or form into my vocab its beautiful

i honestly thought that jay was gonna say gill and OH MY GOD THATD BE SO FUNNY AND KINDA ANGSTY IF DONE IN A CERTIAN WAY LOL

(honestly kinda a fic idea there: ava gets help from lizzie as they learn lizzies brother [chip] believes that gillion likes ava or smth. i wanna see the siblings helping their siblings come together)

...oh the heart refs are starting

"He did. She screamed." pure comedy imo

"He kind of liked that idea, he needed more mean girl friends (one can never have too many)." SCREAMING MUTUAL YOU KNOW THE LESBIANS SO WELL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

...mutual. im not your mother father or parent i wanna put you in timeout AHHHH WHY THESE REFS

mutual. hey. you dont need to remind us. you can let us be happy.

i wonder what the title of the fic means btw

as someone who calls their friend pookie, MISS FERIN DIDNT FUCKING STUTTER

"Stress shouldn’t be real, it was stupid." PREACH!

OH MY GOD HE SAID THAT BEFORE THE KISS HES SO GAY YOUR HONOR GAY AS HELL

FUCK ME I CAN IMAGINE GILLS VOICE SAYING THAT HANG ON IF I DO AN OUT LOUD IMPRESSION...

fuck it is as riduclous as it appears

bro jay and ensa have had a "they/them pussy" moment together and i see it thats the fucking look on their faces good for them

OH. I SEE. GAY "SEX" THEN DEATH. FUCK

he found his kid got a bitch and was so shocked and happy he fucking died

"But then again, maybe he deserved it." chip babygirl you make no sense

wait chips 17 here. 2 years away from being 19. the canon age. oh nononononononono

hey. anybody else notice a pretty big character of chips past hasnt been brought up yet? like, fucking price. the guy thats believed to have mistreated chip. the guy who made chip kill a man. MUTUAL WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING.

okay so i have a theory. my mutual doesnt plan on giving chip a break, hes just lost his dad unknowingly how, hes currently 17, and price hasnt been mentioned ONCE. characters act pretty similar to canon, including how theyve been mistreated in a sense (seen by the elders). the title (You'll Forget (It's Not Your Fault)) doesnt seem any good.

my theory? following the canon idea that chip has been through so much he easily forgot about kenta and his nightmare shit, chips gonna be dealing with price, and i dont think its gonna be just for a couple months. price is behind arlins shit, and price gonna make chip think this shit is all his fault.

oh nvm checked tags REDO THEORY

minor character death probs means you know who if you read it i dont wanna say it cause big spioier uhhhh READ IT OKAY IM SAYING IT NOW arlin, but from the beginning its had memory loss (how i didnt notice this before is beyond me) so im thinking its caused by like bad shit that happens (price is going to fuck with him more and ill sob) and hes blaming himself for it cause he thinks all thats happening including the memory loss is because hes doing shit wrong

(from what i know, depression and shit can cause memory loss BUT im not sure ill be back with results tmr on this so until then REBLOGS OFF)

check my mutual out or ill llegally have to eat you (on tumblr @red-might-be-dead)

[over-rated-cheese]

I hope ur migraine heals 🫶🏽 (I literally hate migraines 🙄)

it’s just that I feel like I’m a terrible person. no I am a terrible person. It was my step dads birthday yesterday and I couldn’t even summon the courage to fucking text him. the whole day I was just consumed by anxiety. It sucked and I just keep messing up, it’s just things after thing. I can’t do anything right. I just wish I could start over at life, and redo all my mistakes. I’m just a fucking screw up. I didn’t even feel like this until mf July (July 7th to be precise) it’s just that reality came crashing down. And it was all after a stupid mistake I made. that was the first time I thought about just ending it. but I powers through and then school started and I just fucked up again, I couldn’t talk to people for the life of me. and i just kept messing up, it was always smth, my attitude, being irresponsible, me not caring about my family. and now this. it’s all my fucking fault that I feel like this too, if I could just do better everything would be okay again, but I feel like it’s to late now. and don’t even get me started on this whole nonbinary shit, it’s just another thing that’s wrong with me. I feel like I’m asking for more than I deserve. I feel strange in my own skin like I’m not me, I feel fucking insane. And the things is that no one ever notices. My mom doesn’t care, no matter how hard I try and trick myself that she does she doesn’t, she’ll always be on his side. Im fucking alone. I feel like I’m just a burden on everyone. I used to be able to just be okay, but now that’s impossible, I can’t lie to myself and tell myself everything is fine, it’s not. when I’m not wanting to die I’m just numb, which is sometimes even worse. I feel nothing. And I feel like there’s smth wrong with me. Normal people don’t feel like this. I just want to feel better again but I don’t even know what that feels like anymore. I can’t just be normal when there’s so many things wrong with me.

sorry, that’s rly long and dumb. and I sound legally insane.

you seem like you need a hug

have some :) 🫂🫂🫂

thanks bestie

needed that fr

[ptergwen]

i just finished watching the end of one of the nwh interviews on repeat solely cuz tom is so handsome and his voice was so endearing… do u think u could write smth where he’s flirting w reader during an interview and she’s getting all flustered and just AH

w/c: 704

warnings: one swear and tom being a little shit

a/n: a concept i absolutely adore! omg i’m so sorry for the wait but whew nwh press tom was something else entirely i hope i did him justice and that u enjoy <3

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“you’re looking in the wrong camera, darling. it’s this one right here,” tom chuckles and points straight ahead. “oops, my bad. i didn’t see you there,” you wink at the correct camera filming you and tom.

you’re beginning your first round of interviews for the day to promote the latest installment of spider-man. this one is just you and tom, which is always a treat. you get your boyfriend all to yourself. he tends to take advantage of it on the rare occasions it happens, with his constant touches and stolen glances at you. it can be quite distracting, throw you off your game.

not today, though. you won’t let him have it.

“hey, guys. it’s tom holland,” tom introduces. he gestures to you. “and y/n y/l/n. we’re here to answer all your burning questions,” you continue. “about our new movie, spider-man: no way home,” tom finishes for you, bumping his knee against yours. “ladies first,” he prompts you. “what a gentleman,” you sigh dreamily, grabbing your pile of cards with the fan questions.

“let’s get into it. what can you tell us about the movie?” you read off. “nothing,” tom deadpans, earning a giggle from you. he smiles at that. “no, yeah. we’re gonna have to plead the fifth on this one,” you concur. “you’ll be happy we did. you can thank us later,” he wiggles his eyebrows. “basically, peter’s life goes to shit,” you hint. “like it wasn’t already,” tom jokes.

he flips over a card next, his features holding amusement.

“what was your favorite scene to shoot together and why?” tom asks. his eyes lock with yours. “our last one ‘cuz it was finally over. i’ve had enough of this guy,” you tease.

“interesting. i’d say our big kiss, for the obvious reasons,” tom casually reveals. “spoilers!” you gasp, a grin threatening to form on your lips. “oh, there’s always a kiss scene,” tom defends. “little behind the scenes fact, i kept messing up the shot on the day so we’d get to redo it,” he speaks to the camera.

“shut up, you did not,” you widen your eyes, using your cards to hit his knee. “i did! i saw the opportunity, and i took it,” tom insists. your face becomes hot under his gaze, which trails down to your lips. “and here i was, thinking you just sucked at your job,” you play it off.

tom’s eyes find yours again. you lose yourself in them for a moment. one of his hands settles on your thigh, giving it a gentle squeeze. you chew your bottom lip as his fingers dance over the fabric of your dress.

“your turn,” tom murmurs. you squint in confusion. “the questions, darling,” he reminds you. “mhm… the questions, yeah,” you repeat to yourself. he retrieves the next card for you with a smirk. “um…” you clear your throat, sitting up in your chair.

tom hands you your card. you pass him a grateful smile.

“iconic characters from previous spider-man franchises make a comeback in this film,” you start, glancing over at tom. he nods as he listens on. “how does it feel to be able to bring them back to the big screen?” you read.

“oh my god, i mean, it was so special. i think i speak for all of us when i say we’re so honored to have been able to work with…”

you trail off when you feel tom’s hand on your cheek suddenly. you shoot him a look.

“you’ve got a bit of lipstick on your… hold on,” he lets out a laugh. his thumb swipes over the corner of your lips. “i almost have it,” he swears, leaning in.

he sets his cards down in his lap and grabs your shoulder. he draws you closer to him, his breath fanning over your face. your lips part instinctively as he wipes away the smudged lipstick.

“there you are. gorgeous as ever,” tom announces once he’s done. his fingertips caress your cheek softly before leaving your face. “go on, that was gonna be a good answer,” he encourages. “thank you,” you mumble, bringing a hand up to your cheek. it’s all tingly. “i, uh, where was i?” you wonder.

goddamnit, you folded.

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Hi! I love everything that you write and heh I am a fan! 😄 tbh this is my first time requesting something on Tumblr! If you don't mind and if I am not being a bother...can you write about how the guys would react If MC suddenly starts making meme references? I don't know how I got the idea but I am REALLY curious. And love you! :D

Hiya! Tyvm for the kind words, and apologies that this took a while! I hope you have the chance to enjoy it regardless ❤️❤️❤️ Love you too, sweet pea! I promise to get to the next request you’ve sent ASAP~

Aight but this would be hilarious because the range of the reactions is just ungodly. I will be putting this under a cut after Napoleon so I don’t clog up everyone’s dash, but all the suitors are included below otherwise! 

Comte is the one that recognizes a few, but didn’t really stay in modern times long enough to be as well-versed as a Gen Z kid might. Regardless he finds the wittiness and absolute chaotic fuckery to be delightful, and will 100% support the harmless nonsense. It never fails to get a laugh out of him

Mozart that first day be like: “Buzz off MC I hate you” MC, because she likes swinging bats at wasps’ nests: “Well that’s not very cash money of you” Mozart: ?????????? Comte, giggling in the bg like the secret fae he is This one’s just because I’m petty, but after the events of Comte rt I just imagine them encountering Vlad again and MC’s just “I lived bitch.” while Comte is flipping him off behind her lkjahgkjhdsg

Comte @ Leo when he finds the latter under his desk: Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you.  MC: wheezing from the hallway as she’s about to give him his letters

MC: So how was your day, honey? Comte: Good, good--briefly had to go beastmode upon the punk that pilfered my lint roller MC, biting her lip to keep from laughing: So does Leo still have his kneecaps? Comte: for now.

Comte, @ literally anyone upsetting the MC: I won’t hesitate, bitch

Comte: Be careful with my emotional baggage, it’s designer

MC: What if I was evil and ran towards you at very fast speeds Comte: My arms are strong, I would catch and hug you

Leo and Dazai are the ones that don’t have a single reference point but are filled with so much dumbass chaos energy that they just. Understand immediately???? Nobody knows how or why, but they just catch on so fast--adapt the language in a matter of weeks. Never underestimate the power of combined boredom, depression, and humor

I swear to god I just see MC taking them their Blanc/Rouge and being like “here you go sir, one enslaved moisture” and they just go fucking hog wild from day one. MC starts impersonating Theo when he leaves the room around Dazai, like fake deep voice “you all only hate me because you do not like me and I am mean to you. grow up.” Or like the MC meets a baby on her travels with Leo around town and she holds them and says v seriously and sagely “So you are Baby? I have heard tales of your exploits.” and Leo about loses his shit right there. They both think MC is the funniest person alive--they’ve never been more eager to throw a ring at someone in their entire life.

Also a bonus for my beloved Dazai:  MC, facing even the slightest inconvenience (like dropping her fork) in the most dramtic voice possible: Life is not daijoubu. Dazai: wheezing

MC, after watching Theo turn down a woman at the bar in the meanest way possible: bro quit letting the darkness consume you u r scaring the hoes Dazai, literally rolling around on the ground, half-drunk and dying:

MC, walking alongside Dazai and stopping to stare at her reflection in the River Seine. Dazai’s expecting some sad or twisted shit, since people often feel comfortable talking about those things around him, but instead she just: “Oh, it’s you. The source of all my problems.” And he about falls into the river from shock HAHAHA

At this point don’t be surprised if his next book is about an absolute madlad woman similar to MC

Napoleon finds it to be a delightful quirk more than anything? He doesn’t really understand it, but he finds it funny when they change their voice for effect or speak in exaggerated tones. If it’s just comprehensible enough for an outsider to understand--or Sebas gives him context--chances are it’ll send him into a laughing fit

For this one I just imagine MC singing that Ratatouille meme song obnoxiously bad while cooking, and Napoleon and Comte are just so wildly amused by it bc it makes zero sense and it’s only vaguely French at this point

MC @ Napoleon while they’re cooking brunch: Can I offer you a nice egg in these trying times?

MC, conflicted because she’s tired and wanted to sleep in but also got to see Napo’s cute sleeping face for a few hours: For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5AM on the day I can sleep in. Sebas: Early to bed and early to rise makes a person healthy, wealthy, and wise MC: early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch Napoleon: laughing in agreement

Isaac is the type to be bewildered and concerned at first (especially when he hears the more nihilistic ones hoOOOoooOO BOY) but eventually begins to understand it’s some bizarre attempt at humor (that hurts Zack baby). While some part of him laments that it reminds him of Dazai and he’s secretly jealous of how she and Dazai bond over it, he will sometimes join in the chaos when the mood strikes him and he’s feeling mischievous

Isaac: How are you feeling? MC: Oh, I’m not Isaac: seconds from dialing 911 Isaac: Are you okay? MC: Oh yeah dw I just suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes you look like you’re an angry serial killer Isaac: say sike rn

Isaac, tutoring MC and correcting something:  MC, muttering while redoing it: The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math. Isaac: unable to help a laugh

One time MC was avoiding Isaac for fear of hurting his feelings and he just confronts her like: Isaac: back by unpopular demand, me! What’s wrong, MC pls MC was so hecking proud of him

Isaac, telling MC about a recent discovery he learned at uni from another professor: bones typically heal stronger after they’ve been broken--so long as they’re set properly, of course MC, looking him dead in the eyes: So what you’re saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become superhumanly powerful? Isaac: please do not, no

Mozart and Jeanne are just. Totally lost. Why are you talking like that??? Why are you making “crab hands”???? They don’t understand. Maybe never will. They reach a point where they just kind of laugh and shake their heads, endeared by the oddity after they’re used to it and have determined it isn’t a threat/insult. 

MC: It’s a cold and it’s a brooooken, Waluigi. Waaaaluigiiiii...waaaahluigi..... Mozart: surprised, then starts snickering and playing along on the piano

Arthur, asking MC very personal questions out loud because he is an idiot sometimes: Soooo MC, are you a top or a bottom? MC: I’m a threat. (If he asks a second time, the response will be “Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.”) Jeanne, fighting a smile:

MC, about to punch an asshole: Your free trial of being alive has ended Jeanne, seconds from laughing for the first time in 100 years:

Also, because I genuinely can’t help myself. You know that knight meme like “Parry this you fucking casual.” I cannot stress enough that it is literally the personification of Jeanne’s entire character. I’m not even joking.

Arthur and Shakespeare are utterly fascinated by the rapid evolution of wordplay and the sheer hilarity. They will ask all about these so-called “memes” and ask for examples of them if MC can show them (either somehow accessing her phone or drawing them). MC draws Arthur the knife cat meme and he about a s c e n d s at the hilarity of it all, points and yells THEO IS HOLDING THE KNIFE. He is correct. They will be delighted and follow along eagerly, and--god forbid--will make their own based on late 19th century struggles.

Is this where Shakespeare got the idea for “What, you egg? stabs him” and “You are a saucy boy.”? I’m too scared to ask. Don’t even get me started on “The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.” That one is just too on the nose...

I can’t even imagine what would happen to Shakespeare if MC like translated vines and memes into Ye Olde English around him. Imagine she’s at one of those noble balls and hears rumors of these two guys living together and they’re so obviously gay and he says “And those gents w’re roommates.” And in the most false surprised tone ever MC just replies “oh mine own god, those gents w’re roommates.” Imagine having a wife that’s just as hilarious as you are and hits you with all the force of a bag of wet mice every time you speak in retaliation, he’s going into palpitations.

Every time Arthur does smth stupid MC just: “I Pretend I Do Not See It.”

Vincent is tickled pink by MC’s penchant for finding joy and/or amusement in nearly everything they do, and he smiles gently when he sees them muttering and laughing to themselves. He wants to be able to join them in what they love, but he has a harder time following along and understanding the darker humor sometimes. Mostly gets confused??? Please give him the easier ones to mimic and laugh when he tries--or just include him in your jokes MC. He’s babie your honor...

But he also. Will not. Stand any kind of self-deprecation or borderline verbal self-harm. He’s usually very easygoing and calm, but for whatever reason that stuff makes him go deathly quiet and upset.

MC, after something goes horribly wrong, hugging Vincent: Oh Vince, we really in it now Vincent: giggling a little despite his worries, relaxing

MC: Theo stop simping for Vincent that’s my job

MC, when Theo leaves the room and she gets Vincent all to herself: The evil is defeated.

MC: And this is where I would put my will to live...if I h a d one! Vincent: ;-; MC: oh shit, oh fuck, I was only kidding Vincent wait (MC was subsequently lectured and loved on for many hours)

Theo is conflicted because on the one hand, he loves to see you smiling and having fun. On the other, you’re clowning as hard as Dazai and Arthur and he can only handle so many monkeys in his circus. Most of the time he will roll his eyes and be the straight man of this comedy, but you might find him cracking a smile--or accidentally letting a chuckle slip past his lips now and again.

MC, after meeting Theo: I’m a nice person, but I’m about to start throwing rocks at people.

Theo, those first days: Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? MC: I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Theo: Every time I ask MC to explain “vibe check” to me she hits me with some kind of improvised weapon

MC, after the “incident” (you know the one): This year, I lost my dear lover Theo Theo, in the distance: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I’M DEAD! MC: ;-; sometimes I can still hear his voice...

Sebastian is last because oh boy. OH BOYYYYY I LOVE HIM. Okay so the way I see this happening with Sebastian is just. So wild. Because at first he’s t r y i n g so hard to be the proper butler man. He does not meme. But then he starts to drift closer to what Niles from The Nanny was, where he’ll quip and joke in private or when the situation is just beyond the amount of absurdity he can handle without making a snarky comment. Everyone in the house can’t fathom how Sebas and MC got so close so fast, but there are points where they’re just “Are they even speaking English anymore???” It’s 11 times funnier than normal because Sebas almost never smiles or laughs when memeing, the deadpan quality of his playing along sends MC every time

Has ABSOLUTELY said “HEY. PANINI HEAD. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME???” jokingly when MC made a mistake in the kitchen. They laugh about it for y e a r s

MC: I can’t date someone who keeps a lamb as a pet, that’s so weird Sebas, brushing Lotte in front of MC: MC: MC: Okay, I will make an exception because she looks very polite

MC and Sebas, fully aware of the fame some of the men will reach in modern times: We will watch your career with great interest.  (I s2g that’s like half of Sebas’ rt right there I’m crying)

Sebas rt with Lotte be like that 500 dollar Mareep meme: “sometimes a family can be just a boy, his gf, and their 500 dollar two foot tall Lotte”

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Hi~ I've been in a pre shitty mood lately, just yknow, life. Sooo could I request some hc of Bakugou, Shinso and todoroki comforting theirs s/o? Perhaps silently getting their signs and just cuddling them close or making them smth to eat? Up to you tho!! Thank you sm in advance, darling ❤

A/N:Hi babes~ this is such a good and I had such a fun time doing it but fun fact I got half way done with it the first time and my phone ended up restarting for no reason and it erased all the stuff I wrote so I had to redo it but I in fact did finish it somehow apparently my phone didn't like the first one and said "No❤" anyway I hope you enjoy it since all of us have bad days~~

Katsuki Bakugo

Despite popular belief this boom boom boy would probably know straight away how your feeling and everything

He would probably start off not knowing what to do I mean who the hell would go to him for comfort normally

The answer is basically no one so he doesn't really know what to do everytime he's sad he just kinda sucks it up and deals with it

So don't expect him to know what to do right off the bat all he knows is he definitely doesn't like seeing you like this but he doesn't know what exactly to do so he does what he knows best, violence

He will try and hurt whatever hurt you, yes that includes things that technically can't get hurt like just life in general or school but he has good intentions I promise

After he realizes it's only making you more upset he'll try the second thing he knows how to do

"Hey dumbass I made your favorite food so stop pouting and come eat, and don't say you have I know you haven't"

Your health is so important to him and he wants to make sure your still taking care of yourself and he knows how much you love his cooking so expect him to cook for you when your not feeling like yourself

He will always be down to cuddle with you when you need it and honestly even when you don't need it

But even more when you do, he'll just hold you for hours and rub your back and try and tell you sweet things to the best of his ability which surprisingly isn't bad at all

"Hey baby I know things are hard right now but that doesn't mean that they wont be fine soon maybe not tomorrow or maybe even next month but I'll be here to help you alright dumbass" he always has this lovesick smile

And it's encouraging to him that you trust in him enough to show him your insecurities and to tell him and show him that you haven't been doing so well lately

He will always let you cry in his arms if you need to and he won't make fun of you for it after spending time with deku he understand s its important to let those emotions out(charecter development sis)

He feels lowkey privileged to be able to see the side of you that isn't happy and isn't perfect

He will read his Romance manga to you or with you when your feeling down to try and make you happier whether it's during a cuddle session or with you in his lap while hes sitting at his desk with his head on your shoulder

He's happy to make you happy and if having to show a more vulnerable side of him is makes you happy he will make that sacrifice

His main priority although is just making sure your taking care of yourself like eating,brushing your teeth and hair, and showering and if your not he will help do those things for you until you can

Hitoshi Shinso

Why tf does he look so fucking musty in all the gifs like huh?

Anyway He wouldn't know what to do either tbh he isn't really known for being exactly considerate to others feelings

But for you he tries his best it's not that he's bad with his words he's actually pretty okay at it but not really comforting words he's better at setting people off

He always wants to make sure that his words never come off condescending either as he can sound like that at times

He can always give you reassurance of you need it but unlike bakugo he won't try to solve your problems for you

He believes that everyone needs to figure out their own shit, that doesn't mean he won't be there to support you though he just wants you to be independent in a way

He let's you be down and doesn't complain since he understands that going through tough times happen to everyone and that it's best to ride out that wave and soak up that emotion

"Cry a river but don't let it drown you" type stuff he's supportive but your demons and problems are yours to fix he'll hold you If you need but when it comes down to the problem that's your problem to fix but he will be your cheerleader

"I know that things are hard kitten but just remember how amazing you'll feel when all of it is over the fact that you can endure so much in life and your still here is so important"

He wants you to know that just cause he won't solve your problems it doesn't mean he doesn't care about them he cares enough to know that he needs to let you handle some things while he's ok the side lines

But he also cares so much that he wants to fix everything for you even if in the end it won't help you very much

He just wants the best for you and sometimes it can get hard for him to do considering how important to him you are

Will happily take naps with you all day long if life has been beating you up to much and you just need some time to reenergize yourself

"Come on let's take a nap kitty you look like you need one"

Life gets hard for everyone and it's not fair but he tries his best to make you forget about it but the time you have to leave his dorm

He lives for the cuddles he gets while napping and you guys do it even when your not upset about anything but they last WAY longer when your not feeling like yourself

He will also hold you for hours telling you how proud he is of you

"This week was really hard for you kitten I'm so proud that you managed to get through it and still try and be optimistic"

A lot of head kisses while napping and him with his hair down while he tries to use his words to warm your heart~

Shoto Todoroki

Okay he's so fine tho like wow😶

Okay sorry my simp side is coming out so anyway when he see's you upset expect a lot of hugs and kisses and cuddles in public

He like the others isn't very good with comforting words but more of his actions are what shows he cares, he never had anyone show him how to treat someone when they feel down so he tries to figure it out on his own

"I heard you haven't been doing well lately so um I thought maybe we could share my soba"

He will give you anything you want expect him to come to you with random gifts bought from his father's card

"I wasn't sure if you'd want this new dress or this new necklace since they both reminded me of you so I just got both"

He definitely thinks that money can fix shit which I mean it lowkey can but not in all circumstances so just like politely tell him to stop buying you expensive shit(unless you don't care)

He will gladly also cuddle you and most likely will tell you all the shit he wished his father had told him when he was younger so expect a lot of sweet words

"Hey love, your doing amazing alright don't stress out so much my love what your doing is enough"

He's surprisingly really good with his words but is always scared of saying the wrong thing so he doesn't talk much and just cuddles with you and will let you lay on either siad of him(ya know if your hot or cold)

He'll heat up his hand and rub your back or stomach since heat is known to relax people and he Hope's that he can do that for you as well

He will feed you all the fucking time I think he just finds it cute especially when your not feeling like yourself he will just baby you 100%

He's really caring and just wants to make sure your taking care of yourself and you look cute with him feeding you usually you'd sit on his lap with the food infront of you on your phone and he'd just randomly put the food infront of your mouth on a fork and wait for you to open your mouth

He finds it cute and thinks that it's his own way of say that he does care about you a lot even if he doesn't say it all the time

He will also brush your hair and braid it or just style it into anything you want he just wants you to feel relaxed with him and would do anything to make you feel better

He definitely will go and talk to his mom about what he should do and how to make you feel better and he also will probably just bring you to his mom for like a little family meet up

His mom loves you and she will always be down to see you and he knows how much you like her so he Hope's it'll boost your mood a bit and she's better with words

He absolutely adores you so he'll do whatever you need until life stops fucking with you

[galaxy-lilies]

Feel free to strike this down, but what if way way in the past, the In Between and the Other Side were a part of the universe the same way the Overworld, the Nether, and the End are, but for reasons they didn't explain, the two kingdoms decided to retreat to a space outside Time entirely (or they were forced to bc of some temporal disturbance or smth). Them leaving the natural universe caused enough of a disturbance to the natural order of things that it caused Dream to retreat so far into the End no one could find him, and caused George to fall into an endless sleep. Now in the present if Karl can unite the two kingdoms (or just take down the In Between's queen and put someone less malicious on the throne) then they can rejoin the normal universe, and Dream can come back to the overworld and George can wake up

Again feel free to shoot this down if you have other plans for the au!

The Queen of the Other Side, Freya, took the three to the castle, apologizing for Aria’s reaction and very unfair trial for Karl. She mothers Karl a little bit, saying how he had his dad’s smile and eyes. She explains how after her son left, she learned to put her differences aside since it had driven her only child away. She wanted to right a wrong and the intervention during the trial was a step closer to fixing it. 

Meanwhile Karl’s parents finally step through the portal ready to face the consequences in order to get their son back. What they don’t realize was the Queen of the In Between waiting on the other side, vengeful and angry. Cue the queens having an argument before karl’s parents are imprisoned. Meanwhile the princes and the Queen of the Other Side were creating a plan to at least negotiate something when Karl felt something was terribly wrong. Due to plot convenience, his In Between side was like “oh shit parents in danger wee woo wee woo” and so plan redo.

This time they get the other kings on board (BBH, Philza, and Eret) and Freya manages to get everyone to the In Between where ooooo villain monologue from Aria then karl hits her with a “with the power of friendship-” but oh no the battle has all of the kings and princes down. then suddenly karl is like “i refuse >:].” His outfit had turned all monochrome, his left eye pure white, his right eye pure black. I know i said not to compare these boys to unus annus but uh. imagine unus annus akljdfkshjladskfs

essentially he banishes the Queen of the In Between and restores balance within the universe by including the other side and the in between as other realms. He frees his parents and the Queen of the Other Side and his dad have a talk. Essentially the parents assume the roles as king and queen of both the other side and the in between.

life’s good and karl goes to his partners like “after that fiasco i am demanding cuddles what do yall think?”

sapnap and big q are losing their mind because 1) powerful partner pog 2) hooooly shit that was so cool and 3) CUDDLES?!??!! yes plz

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PIES’ FIC RECOMMENDATIONS FOR JUNE 2020

Click HERE for the amazing fics I read in May 2020!

NOTE: If you’ve got an incredible fic that you are super proud of or if you think that I should read something you’ve read, PLEASE SEND IT TO ME! I’m really big on StevexFem!Reader, BuckyxFem!Reader, WandaxFem!Reader, CarolxFem!Reader, and Stucky fics!!! (And of course any fics with gender neutral readers is ALWAYS welcome :) )

If you do end up reading these fics, please tag me if you reblog them or comment on them!! I’d love to see your guys’ reactions :)

PS. if these links dont work for some reason, please let me know so I can update this list because I was very distracted halfway through making this so it might not be perfect!

SPECIAL MENTION FIC/POEM RECOMMENDATION

Okay so I’m not doing this because I’m trying to give myself a shoutout however, @wxstedhexrt​ and I have been collaborating in a poetry inspired fanfic collection called Falling! Tis a BuckyxFem!Reader series and if I do say so myself, it’s fucking adorable. 

The real reason I’m mentioning it is because @wxstedhexrt​‘s poems are some of the most real and gorgeously written things I’ve ever met so please give them a look! 

She has this series on Achilles and Patroclus, this collection about the word Silver, gorgeous poems from last year (involving Icarus, Apollo, and Helen of Troy), and so many more!!! Check out the tag #poetry or #mywriting on her blog!!! Send her some love :)

ANYWAYS BACK TO THE FANFICS!

1. Homecoming by @scentedsongrebel | Steve Rogers x Desi!Reader “You bring Steve to Mumbai to meet your family“ Yall want some wonderful representation in your fic reading!!??? READ THIS ONE! It’s so fucking wholesome and I love the whole story line of Steve learning more about his partner’s culture so that he can impress her family. Fucking adorable. 100% fluff with a wonderfully diverse reader and author!!!!

2. Iced Tea by @kaunis-sielu | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader I don’t think there’s an official summary for this fic ( @kaunis-sielu pls correct me if I’m wrong) BUT LEMME TELL YALL. I AM A SUCKER FOR BIKER FICS. WE LOVE BIKER STEVE. This was 100% FLUFFY and we LOVE IT. Amazing job!!!!!!

3. let me show you by @moteldwelling | Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader bucky gives reader a “redo” on her first time, and takes her virginity. Listen here people. This smut took my soul and dragged me to hell and back. I am a SUCKER for Bucky fics but this one like took my life away. We love a man who makes sure his lady is having a good time when being intimate with her!!!!! we stan a good boi. Anyways if I keep thinking about this fic, I’mma need to go shower so I’mma end this here. Go read for yourselves and then cry with me about why Bucky Barnes isn’t in our lives. 18+ readers only of course! 100% HOT. FUCKING. SMUT.

4. Under the Rainbow, Draga mea by @binkysteebnpewter | Wanda Maximoff x Fem!Reader Again, I don’t think there’s an official summary for this (pls correct me if I’m wrong @binkysteebnpewter) and YES, I KNOW i put this in my May recommendations but I finished reading the series in JUNE so it is HERE AGAIN and DESERVES to be HERE AGAIN BECAUSE WE LOVE FICS WITH 100% GAY SHIT AND LOVE <3 I am a fucking sucker for the love that Wanda and this Reader have together. If you’re not convinced, ask @wxstedhexrt how much I cried reading it lol. anyways an amazing series that I will continue to go back reading again and again because i LOVE wlw fics <3 

5. Oh no, that’s bad by @andyl394 | Bucky Barnes x Fem!Reader You’re a college student, you’re mad angry, Bucky ruins your paper, that’s not good is it? I read through this 20-part series like there was NO TOMORROW and god DAMN. We love hilarious social media AUs but this one really killed me. I always love Bucky who is soft and shy in fics but the Bucky in this fic was a LITTLE SHIT and i had so much ANGST. Anyways, if you read this fic, you may want to slap the characters BUT I PROMISE THERES AN ADORABLE HAPPY ENDING!!!! 100% INCREDIBLE

6. Home by @evanstush | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader It’s been 2 years since the last battle and it’s now Morgan’s 7th birthday, and well, Tony being Tony, he prepared a small party for her little girl, inviting everyone from the team, including you. So Kate decided to rip my heart out with this fic and have me on my knees sobbing so that’s cool. That’s it, that’s all I have to say. JK, this fic actually is like half and half FLUFF and ANGST but lord is it worth it. Kate, you know I adore you so much and your fics play a big part in why! God this girl deserves more love on these stories because holy shit I’m DEAD.

7. Baby Self by @honeyloverogers | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader Alternative to Babies! Assemble, What if it was you that got turned into a baby instead? YALL WANT FUCKING FLUFF!?!?!?! 1000000000% FLUFFFFFFF AND CUTENESSSSSS (with like a little bit of a piece of shit lady who comes around but like its cool because a baby says fuck lol) THIS WAS A FIC WRITTEN LIKE NO OTHER. I LOVED IT SO MUCH. IT WAS SO PERFECT. Think of endgame and that moment when Scott turns into a baby??? Yeah now scratch that and think of Y/N if SHE turned into a baby and the avengers couldn’t figure out how to turn her back right away so now everyone has to take care of this baby HGOIDHFOISHFOISDHF the baby fever was so real in this fic ughhhhh <3 

8. Insecurities by @evanstush | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader You’re 7 months pregnant, and you can’t help be so insecure about some things. And here’s Kate again bringing me back to life with more wholesome fluff and a wholesome husband who loves his wife so fucking much and ugh i- i read this fic over and over sometimes and it just makes me realize how much i want this adhfoiasjdfoi <3 I aint pregnant but if I WAS i would want this steve to be comforting me ugh 103874203847% FLUFFFFFFF <3 

9. Requested fic (idk if it has a name??? sorry) by @donutloverxo | Steve Rogers x Fem!Reader Request: Hey, as for the headcanon requests how about Steve giving a lift to a girl in need when it's raining heavily or smth? I don't know where this idea came from 😅 Did yall need some confirmation that Sarah Rogers raised her son the fucking right way?!?!? WELL HERE YOU GO. THIS MANS OUT HERE BEING AN ABSOLUTE SWEETHEART <3 ugh we love wholesome drabbles really <3 amazing workkkkk!!!!!

10. Leather and Lace by @queen-kass-the-writer​ | Steve Rogers x AFuckingKickAssFem!OC :) Steve Rogers hardly expects anything to come out of a sleepy night at his new favorite dive bar until a pristinely dressed little lady saunters into the bar with a delicate smile but a wicked uppercut. Biker!Steve x Helena Alright so this is a little different than the above fics because THIS IS AN OC FIC :D now if any of yall know me I don’t tend to read OC fics HOWEVER Kass is INCREDIBLE at churning out fics. I had gave her an idea of a Biker Steve fic and like BAM she made it :O (seriously i don’t know how that is... to have an idea... and actually produce it?!??!) It’s a hilarious story of Biker Steve being head over heels Helena which is adorable (and a character named after me being Bucky’s shithead date lol hilarious) YALL BETTER READ THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT’S 100% WONDERFUL

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Okay so I know that this list is FAR shorter than my last recommendations list. I suckkkkked at reading fics this month lol. I’m definitely going to try and read more in July so here’s to hoping! Love you all a ton :D

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tysm for tha ask molli!! ill talk abt kny here bc its takin over my life rn qwq

spoilers ahead 4 tha whole series!!

📃 what is the plot of your hyperfixation? and is it a movie, game, show, etc?

kny is a manga w an anime adaptation thats had 1 season so far n a movies bein made of my fav arc!! (also this plot desc may not b perfect bc i havent read it in like 4 months)

its abt a boy called tanjirou whos whole family got killed by a demon, n his sister nezuko got turned into a demon (which fun fact: in kimetsu theyre man-eatin creatures w different powers called blood demon arts!!)

hes sent by giyuu (a demon slayer!) 2 join tha demon slayer corps so hell become stronger n mayb get a little revenge. as a treat (and also mayb find a way 2 turn nezuko human?)

as he trains he learns how 2 do water breathing (a sword technique taught by him n giyuus mentor, urokodaki) n his final challenge is 2 cut a massive boulder in half w his sword

its real hard 4 him (as u can imagine) so 2 kids in fox masks named sabito n makomo come n help him, but after tanjirou cuts tha rock n tells urokodaki abt him its revealed theyre dead???

@ final selection (basically a demon slayer entrance exam where u win by surviving on a demon-infested mountain 4 seven days) he learns from a real fucked up demon that hes exclusively been targetin urokodakis students n that not even sabito could slice its neck open?? (thats how him n makomo died)

after tanjirou kills tha demon n basically puts all tha water breath students’ souls @ peace he passes tha exam!! its been 7 days n now he gets his nichirin blade (the only kinda sword that can kill a demon, tha only 2 ways they can die is thru a slice 2 tha neck from a nichirin blade n sunlight)

turns out nezuko was turned by the strongest demon of all, michael jackson muzan kibutsuji, n so he sets out 2 hunt him down n try 2 kill him

but he aint so strong @ first so he needs 2 try 2 take down tha twelve kizuki first (the 12 strongest demons besides muzan)

another reason he needs 2 kill tha kizuki is 2 gather their blood for a demon named tamayo n her assistant yushirou!! tamayo can make a cure if tanjirou can gather blood samples 4 her (the stronger tha demon tha more of muzans blood they have so hes gonna have 2 aim high)

he meets a bunch more slayers along tha way, includin zenitsu (a scaredy cat thunder breath user who basically simps 4 nezuko n becomes a badass when hes asleep) n inosuke (a rowdy beast breath user who wears a boar mask n lived in tha mountains)

after lower moon 5 gets killed by giyuu, nezuko unlocks her blood demon art (exploding blood!) n tanjirou remembers how 2 use tha hinokami kagura, him n nezuko get captured by a slayer called shinobu qwq

turns out she n giyuu are 2 of the nine hashira, the strongest of all tha demon slayers!! but theyre all havin a debate over whether they should kill tanjirou n nezuko 4 goin against corps rules n travelin w a demon

eventually oyakata-sama (tha leader of tha slayer corps) comes in n tells em its ok, urokodaki sent a letter explainin that nezukos never hurt anyone n if she does, tanjirou giyuu n urokodaki all have 2 die basically

oyakata-sama also tells em that tanjirous met kibutsuji, at which everyone goes feral at (and understandably, none of em had ever even seen him before hes that elusive)

so they get 2 live bc theyre like. tha best hope the slayers have @ findin kibutsuji

the rest of the hashira are kyoujurou (flame), muichirou (mist), mitsuri (love), obanai (serpent), gyoumei (stone), tengen (sound) n sanemi (wind)

theres also kanao (shinobus pupil, flower breathing) n genya (sanemis brother, eats demons 2 gain power n basically become a demon temporarily, also He Has A Gun)

ive gone on a lot here so ill try 2 keep it brief now but i HAVE 2 explain infinity train or ill die (slight suicide tw but no one actually does that outside of dreams)

BASICALLY the lower 6 moons have a meetin @ kibutsujis infinity castle, muzan decides 2 dismantle tha lower moons bc they keep fuckign dying

all of em get their shit wrecked except enmu, who avoided death by usin muzans “dont tell me what 2 do” rule against him n beggin 4 death basically

so he gets a metric fuckton o blood n goes off 2 kill tanjirou

turns out he keeps killin people on his train n kyos gone 2 investigate!! the main gang (the kamaboko gang as the fandom calls it) are there too bc tanjirou needs 2 investigate what hinokami kagura really is (turns out its sun breathing, the og form and ones that only folks w the same mark on his forehead can use) n if anyone knows abt the alleged “fire breathing” as they know it rn its the fire hashira!!

so they get on tha train (inosukes lovin tha experience bc hes Literally Never Seen A Train Before) n kyo basically adopts the whole group

they take some tickets n promptly fall asleep HERES WHERE ENMUS DEMON ART COMES INTO PLAY!!! DREAM MANIPULATION BABEYYY

BASICALLY he can make people fall asleep in a buncha ways (the mouths on his hands, his weird eye thingies, the tickets) n once thats happened he n his henchmen can access said dreams (he can even control em!!) n if they find tha “spiritual core” they can destroy it n essentially leave em as an empty shell thatll never wake up!! yaaaaaay /s

he fails bc tanjirou realises a way out n its by cuttin his own head off in his dream, eventually everyones awake again n tanjirou finds enmu on tha roof(?) of tha train

after a while he does manage 2 decapitate him but surprise!!! hes not dead

turns out he literally FUSED WITH THA TRAIN n is plannin on eatin everyone inside, includin kyo n the gang

but he doesnt bc Main Protags Cant Die(tm) n dies while complainin that he wants a redo (sorry enmu, ily but u cant turn back time unless ur yoshikage kira)

also sidenote enmus tha only kizuki w/o a canon backstory as far as i can remember and????? H??

ANYWHO after that whole debacle basketball akaza (UPPER moon 3) shows himself!!! FUCK

n after all that struggle against the 8th strongest demon of all time now they gotta deal w tha 4th strongest????? damn,

so yeah it goes how youd imagine, its a tough fuckin battle n its Not Fun but it turns out kyoujurou fucking dies n i genuinely didnt realise until he said “kamado my boy, lets have one final chat” bc i was so in denial n lets face it i still am now

long story short idk how im gonna manage 2 get thru the movie w/o breakin down @ the end

anyway after that horrible horrible time tanjirou goes n meets senjurou, kyos little bro, who gives him kyos sword guard thing (its shaped like a flame!!) n i havent read it in a while so i cant FULLY remember but i think this is where he learns abt sun breathing??

after that they end up goin on a mission in tha red light district w tengen, his 3 wives are there 2 serve as spies (theyre kunoichi, which i think are ninjas of some kind??) n the boys have 2 find em

they do manage 2 find em but not after runnin into upper moon 6, who are 2 twins called daki n gyuutarou

after that fight tengen has 2 retire bc he got fucked up p bad from that fight n he wants 2 make sure tha girls are ok above all

so after that arc tanjirou n nezuko go down 2 tha swordsmith village (bc the guy who usually makes his swords is fuckin tired of repairin it) n run into mitsuri!! she tells tan that theres smth in tha forest thatll make him stronger

ngl this is tha arc i remember tha least abt so this desc is prolly SO inaccurate despite havin 2 o my favs in it)

but muichirou shows himself too n hes mean 2 tanjirou >:/ (he does get nicer eventually but 2 him specifically)

a 10 y/o kid named kotetsu shows tan this 6 armed trainin robot called yoriichi type 0 (based on tha first slayer 2 use sun breathin) n tanjirou breaks it by accident qwq

but he keeps trainin thanks 2 kotetsu but tha kids a harsh fuckin trainer ill tell u that

anyway so we have a whole buncha demons 2 deal w here except most of em are 1 demon split into different parts

hantengu n gyokko, upper moons 4 n 5 respectively!! mui deals w gyokko while mitsuri genya nezuko n tanjirou deal w hantengu

in these fights mitsuri n mui get their demon slayer marks!! these are marks that they get when they surpass the limits of tha human body n they look like tha marks demons have (muis looks like clouds on his cheeks n mitsuris is 2 hearts on her collarbone)

next up is tha hashira trainin arc!! everyone gets trained by each of tha hashira 2 try n unlock their slayer marks

each have a dif trainin style that focuses on dif stuff (for example gyoumei focuses a lot on physical strength n stuff like that, obanai is more abt accuracy) n this is where giyuus backstory gets revealed bc he doesnt think hes worthy o bein a hashira :((

basically him n sabito were absolute besties!! they both trained together n sabito basically told him not 2 die ever

but it all goes wrong @ final selection- sabito manages 2 take down every demon on tha mountain but one of em, that bein the hand demon that exclusively targets water breathers (theyre easy 2 distinguish bc of their blue haoris n custom made fox masks)

he manages 2 save giyuu n everyone else from tha selection except 4 himself (this is why giyuus haori is like that- its made from his sister n sabitos haoris)

giyuu blames himself 4 both of their deaths bc he failed 2 protect em n says that he doesnt deserve 2 have passed tha selection let alone b a hashira,, but tanjirou convinces him otherwise!! ^^

then one day while giyuus trainin w sanemi disaster hits- oyakata-sama, his wife n two of their kids just died

the 2nd to last arc- the infinity castle!! thingsre gettin real n muzans revealed himself

in tha infinity castle EVERYONES there but can u really blame em theyve been workin up 2 this 4 millenia

shinobu runs into upper moon 2- douma, aka the bastard that killed her sister as well as inosukes mum

she is. justifiably pissed. n she gives it her all but he kills her :(( douma ily but also FUCK YOU.

so perfect timing!!! heres her adopted sister!! as well as inosuke!!!! revenge battle time >:0

in the end shinobus poison is what kills him- her whole body is filled w wisteria poison thats deadly 2 a demon so he basically consumed her whole body weight in poison rip

but ofc word gets out via messenger crow that shes dead n its just a real sad moment tbh :( but theres no time 4 that bc giyuu n tanjirou just ran into akaza >:((

so tanjirous pissed as hell now n w their combined efforts they take down tha basketball lookin bastard (bastardball??)

meanwhile obanai n mitsuri (n yushirou iirc?? he uses his own art 2 control her @ some point tho i cant remember when) deal w tha new upper moon 4 (nakime, whos also shiftin tha rooms around w her blood art n makin tha fight super fuckign annoyin tbh) n muichirou genya sanemi n gyoumei deal w kokushibou (upper moon 1, also tha original sun breathers twin brother so he gets moon breathin >:3)

mitsuri n obanai fake their deaths w help from yushirou n muzan falls 4 it, which comes in handy later ;3

zenitsu also deals w his former bully, upper moon 6 aka kaigaku aka dickhead supreme who if zenitsu didnt kill i would personally kill w my bare hands

so after everyones taken down all thats left is muzan >:( muzan kills tamayo real early on n everyones goin all out on him

we also learn that he has multiple brains n hearts in his body eww

also the hashira have their marks now!! but all but sanemi n giyuu get killed n giyuu loses his arm :((((

genya also gets killed noo

eventually ofc the battle is won thanks 2 everyones relief, it took for fuckin ever bc the only way muzan can die is tha sun so they had 2 kill time n keep him out in tha sun 4 a long time

also nezukos been cured!! shes a human!! n shes comin 2 help!!

but OH GOD OH FUCK MUZAN TURNED TANJIROU INTO A DEMON N GIYUUS CRYIN N INOSUKES CRYIN THRU HIS MASK N ITS GOIN SO FUCKING WRONG but he gets tha will 2 turn back bc Fuck You Muzan, The Power Of Friendship Defeats All

the 2nd to last chapter is tha happy endin, the kamaboko gang visit tanjirou n nezukos house, giyuu cuts his hair n SMILES n tha hashira have their final meetin w oyakata-samas son kiriya

i cried readin it ngl their sufferin is finally over...... it cost a lot but now theres no more demons,,,

chapter 205 is set in tha modern day! kanao n tanjirous descendants are shown, as well as zenitsu n nezukos

everyone who died/never had kids get reincarnated (for example gyoumei is now a daycare worker, kyos reincarnation toujurou is besties w one o tans descendants n giyuu (giichi) is friends w sabito again!! makomos their friend too!!

ALSO KIRIYA IS STILL ALIVE hes the oldest man in japan!! this is huge bc the ubayashiki family dont usually live past 30 bc of a curse that was put on em when they had muzan

yushirou is still alive too but thats bc hes a demon n he paints tamayo for a living qwq

it just made me cry so hard bc waaah,,, everyone gets 2 live a demon-free life now,,, anyway typin this took me like an hour im sorry mint (as well as anyone else who read this)

🎥 do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

tha infinity train arc as a whole tbh??? its basically enmu n kyoujurous big moment and. i care them sm. i cant wait 4 tha movie qwq except 4 their deaths ofc

🏳‍🌈 do you have any headcanons (lgbt, race, neuro, etc) that are important to you?

i have a lotta headcanons really!! outta my f/os favs tho i hc:

giyuu is trans bi n autistic

kyo is gay n has adhd

muichirou is nb n pan

mitsuri is pan

douma is gay

enmu is nb pan n autistic

[selectivegeekwithstandards]

rant

good news: MY NEW GLASSES FINALLY CAME!!! I CAN SEEE!!! THEY’RE BOTH RED AND I LOVE WEARING RED AND I WILL NO LONGER HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF FAR AWAY THINGS TO BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK I’M LOOKING AT.

bad news (here we go): Right so I wear glasses because things far away are blurry - it’s called myopia or near-sightedness. Last time I updated my prescription was 6 months ago, I noticed immediately that things far away were still a bit blurry but I figured I’d just not answered properly on the eye tests, recently my eyes are so bad (with the glasses) that i have to take photos of things that are far away (more than 4 metres) that I want to see. My school recently had a massive ban on phones so I finally wrestled my executive dysfunction and went and got another eye test. It went great, everything was normal, Oppy (Short for ‘optometrist’ whom I’m pissed at so he will not be graced with his full title any more for reasons. I’ll explain) showed me what my new prescription would look like and it was great, so clear, he also did two new tests, they were pretty cool and I asked him about them and he showed me and we chatted about it and he seemed super happy he got to talk about his new testing equipment and that a patient was interested in the (admittedly very cool) pictures of their eyes on his computer screen. I also asked him if there was anything up with my eyesight and anything I should be worried about and he just said that I’d become slightly more short-sighted and it was normal since I was studying a lot and my eyes should calm down after highschool. cool all good fine. I picked out some really nice glasses with a really nice lady called Becky (who’s sales talent is wasted at the optometrist honestly I’ve never felt so confident in my life). 

3 weeks later I get a text, my glasses have arrived, I go to pick them up, try them on and immediately shit’s weird. Everything’s slightly warped, it was super disorientating, if I looked straight forward it was super off putting because I felt like I was higher up than i actually was (idk it felt like my the edges of my vision were being stretched out or smth, super weird.

I go chat to the lady (not Becky unfortunately but still nice), she sits me down, looks up my prescription and is like “oh yeah, that’s because you’re new glasses also treat Astigmatism” WHAT???? Like for the record I’m not suprised that Oppy diagnosed me with Astigmatism because I’ve actually suspected it for a while and then forgot about it. Glasses for astigmatism have an adjustment period, things often look a bit warped for a couple of hours when you first put them on. 

My optometrist told me NOTHING about this when he tested my eyes. I specifically asked him if my eyes were changing at a worrying rate AND I ASKED ABOUT THE BRAND NEW TEST HE HAD DONE ON ME - which I’ve now looked up and he was testing me for astigmatism. He didn’t tell me this at all!! He diagnosed me, added the astigmatism treatment to my glasses prescription AND DIDN’T TELL ME. So I then put on the glasses and everything was super fucked up BECAUSE THT’S NORMAL FOR ASTIGMATISM GLASSES BECAUSE THERE’S A FUCKING ADJUSTMENT PERIOD TO GET USED TO THEM AND NO ONE TOLD ME.

I HAD NO IDEA WHY MY GLASSES WERE BAD AND I WAS TERRIFIED THAT I HAD SOMEHOW ANSWERED SOMETHING WRONG ON THE EYE TEST AND THAT I’D HAVE TO REDO IT AND MY PARENTS WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR NEW GLASSES AND I’D HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 3 FUCKING WEEKS.

 So I put the glasses on and everything was wierd, 

And it TURNS OUT that my new glasses are to treat astigmatism as well as near-sightedness. My optometrist told me NOTHING about this when he tested my eyes. I specifically asked him if my eyes were changing at a worrying rate AND I ASKED ABOUT THE BRAND NEW TEST HE HAD DONE ON ME - which I’ve now looked up and he was testing me for astigmatism. He didn’t tell me this at all!! He diagnosed me, added the astigmatism treatment to my glasses prescription AND DIDN’T TELL ME. So I then put on the glasses and everything was super fucked up BECAUSE THT’S NORMAL FOR ASTIGMATISM GLASSES BECAUSE THERE’S A FUCKING ADJUSTMENT PERIOD TO GET USED TO THEM AND NO ONE TOLD ME. 

I HAD NO IDEA WHY MY GLASSES WERE BAD AND I WAS TERRIFIED THAT I HAD SOMEHOW ANSWERED SOMETHING WRONG ON THE EYE TEST AND THAT I’D HAVE TO REDO IT AND MY PARENTS WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR NEW GLASSES AND I’D HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 3 FUCKING WEEKS. 

I am so fucking pissed because you do not diagnose someone for a new condition and treat them for it all without talking to them about it OR WORSE, FUCKING NOT MENTIONING IT AFTER THEY ASK YOU TWO QUESTIONS IN WHICH AN HONESY ANSWER WOULD REQUIRE YOU TO MENTION THE NEW DIAGNOSIS. So yeah I’m really fucking pissed 

[dustymatsu]

furry headcanons? in MY matsu blog?

It’s more likely than you think.

anyways yeh, redoing some of the ones i had from two years ago, except it’s not the age au hybrid one! i see people making some and i want to join in bc it seems fun

you can view this sort of thing happening in a universe like zootopia or smth like that? they’re anthro so

under the cut!

osomatsu - red panda

the cheekiest fucker who ever lived

he’s often seen wrapping himself in his tail instinctively, but he also does this to cheer himself up or when he gets cold.

hardly ever bathes or grooms himself, you’ll have to force him to shower

dislikes the stereotypes that pandas love bamboo and has grown a strong distaste for bamboo itself.

whenever one of the bros hurts him accidentally he’ll make a big deal of it and often say “I’M ENDANGERED YOU SOULLESS ASSHOLE” for attention and pity. it never works

he still makes this face a lot:

don’t let him fool you, he’s plotting against you!!

karamatsu- white tiger

because he’s a big cat, he’s a big idiot

he’s the biggest and tallest of the rest of the brothers

has a habit on clawing on things when he gets nervous

he’s got the makings of a ferocious and intimidating predator but he just sucks!!! at being intimidating because he’s a huge pushover!!!

unless he snaps then you better watch the fuck out boye

you rarely hear this guy growl ever, unless he gets mad, and its a telltale sign! to RUN

kara tries to get along with ichi more in this au bc he strongly thinks that just because he and ichi are both felines it serves as common ground. he is wrong

but they can get along fine when they don’t force it

in fact, oso uses a laser pointer on both of them all the time

he growls to roll his r’s sometimes when he’s talking to a ✨KARAMATSU GIRL✨

choromatsu- ram

oooh watch out, this boy’s got horns but he’s too afraid to use them on anyone else other than his shitty brothers

sheep are nervous, and he’s nervous. it comes full circle!

his horns are actually pretty small compared to other rams and he gets self conscious about it whenever it’s brought up

he often baa’s in his sentences or when he screams in ANGER

it’s easy to distinguish when he’s approaching bc he’s the only one with hooves for feet

he scrapes his hooves on the ground when he gets ready to charge. also another telltale sign to run!

the most vegetarian out of all the brothers right next to totty

actually he bonds with todomatsu alot with them being the animals of prey in the family

how does he hold anything???? with those fucking hooves for hands?????????????????????fucking how????????

ichimatsu- black maine coon cat

he is still soft and warm...like mashpotatos

he’s still got that bad luck belief going on, especially since he’s a black cat and people often avoid his path because of that

that spot on the sofa where the sun hits the cushion just right? his. he’ll fight you for it.

do you think.... he smokes... catnip

his fur is always messy and it cannot be contained. choromatsu tried but many brushes have been lost in the process

he has a bad habit of clawing at his fur when he’s nervous, but he’s getting better at not doing that and his brothers give him things that are meant to be clawed on instead

he won’t outright say when he appreciates someone but he’ll slow blink at you and hope you get the hint

instead of having an affinity for cats since he is one, he often looks up to big cats as idols he can’t measure up to. but he doesn’t look up to karamatsu, that’s ridiculous, what are you talking about

sometimes he tries to roar like a big cat but he fails every time. todomatsu caught video of it once and the phone he took it with was never seen again

jyushimatsu- golden retriever

the goodest boy whomst everyone is afraid of! his power is immeasurable!

it seems like he almost never tires out

often goes with ichimatsu on walks and actually needs to be put on a leash because he WILL get sidetracked.

the mailman is his mortal enemy

has like 30 chew toys but still chews the shit out of his own clothes somehow (mood). his hoodie sleeves are always damp because of this

baseball is the ultimate sport. pitch him a ball and he’ll hit it with a bat AND run after it to fetch it for you. a true good boy

the one who likes it the LEAST when its cold right next to oso, so he ends up curling next to him or ichi for w a r m t h

even though he’s a good boy, he’s still jyushimatsu so he’s a good boy who could get away with murder if he wanted to

gets excited way too easily and barks at things all the time

sometimes he’ll just go tae fuck outside and howl at the moon. and ichi will join him sometimes

right next to oso, he refuses to bathe ever

todomatsu- mini satan satin rabbit

this lil fucker has the looks to get anything he wants

the smallest of all the matsuno brothers, not including his ears

he believes his cuteness factor is upped by the fact that he’s a rabbit while the rest of them are “mangy fleabag predators” as he calls them. (even though choro is a fucking ram)

rabbits are usually mute but he whines a lot to get his way

aside from his ability to ruin your online career or social image, his front teeth can hurt you if they wanted to

and he WILL bite you if you piss him off! osomatsu gets bitten a lot

thinks he’s entitled to grooming every second of the day

often goes to karamatsu for support because he’s a big ol tiger, but forgets that he’s karamatsu and immediately regrets his decision

stomps his foot often when he’s impatient or doesn’t get his way

whoo yea! i really wanna start posting here more maybe these headcanons will help 

anyways sorry its so long, i think about this alot....

[scarletwitchyrps]

i’m still on break for a little while longer so this is just a brief little wishlist of some plots & ships i’d like! like or message me if you’re interested!!

ships;

elizabeth olsen x chris evans elizabeth olsen x sebastian stan sebastian stan x chris evans elizabeth olsen x anyone tbh elizabeth olsen x aaron taylor-johnson margot robbie x anyone margot robbie x sebastian stan halsey x anyone  melissa benoist x anyone katherine langford x alisha boe gabriella wilde x ansel elgort carlson young x anyone there’s probably more that i am forgetting tbh!!

plots;

- my wife and i have been trying to get pregnant for years and it’s taking a toll on our marriage. the cute intern at work seduces him. and as the title suggests, they make a baby.

- i told you i was having an abortion so we stopped talking. you run into me a year later with an infant that has your nose …

-  i used to have this rp partner back in the day, we were both really chill and easy going so we each created a blog that was pretty much like a multi-muse indie but private. we didn’t plot beforehand most of the time we just came up with new characters and threw they all together. there were friends and ships and enemies and lots of development. lots of different things going on with all of them. we would write random starters for each other and para and gif-chat. idk i really want someone chill that wants to do something like that?? anyone??

-  i really want a plot where this totally sweet girl is dating this total ass and he prob cheats on her all the time and is so shitty to her but she stays because she’s sweet and caring and he’s all she’s ever known and they used to be so in love but anyways he’s totally one of those guys who brings around his douche friends and they sit on the couch and talk about chicks and drugs and partying and she is supposed 2 be the regular house wife house wife gf who brings them food and sits next to him when they watch movies so he can flaunt her and just be /: a dick /: ANYWAYS his fellow douche friend starts to slowly be like god this guy is so awful to her and he starts following her out of the room instead of staying to high five his friend for cheating on her w some club girl and idk he just generally starts hanging out with her more while her bf and his other friends hang out in the basement or some shit and they’ll like sit on the porch while he smokes and they just talk or he’ll help her make food or ANYTHING and it can go so many cute ways tbh like ? he could be listening to the friend brag about sleeping around one day or see him being shitty to her like yelling at her for nothing ro smth and just be like DAMN I’VE HAD ENOUGH and finally break and yell at his friend and fight for her and accidently admit that he thinks she’s totally amazing and he’d cherish her sm or he could kiss her one night while they’re talking and they could start sneaking around behind the friends back or anything so ! 

-  okay but imagine a “you’re a prostitute that i hired because i’ve been feeling lonely as fuck and my life is kind of spiraling but as soon as you started seducing me it felt kind of wrong so i tried to talk to you instead and you thought i was cute and humored me since i was charged by the hour anyway and now it’s a few nights later and i’ve found you in some bar so i pay you to hang out with me again” au??????????

- a plot based off starring role by marina and the diamonds

-  How about a plot about two high schoolers who get held back and have to repeat senior year. MUSE A is a straight A student and teachers pet who had to miss most of the year due to medical issues, and MUSE B is a delinquent who failed most of their classes and has to redo them. They never would have hung out last year, but now they’re the only ones left from their old class and the new senior class is filled with obnoxious pricks, so they sit together at lunch. MUSE A becomes determined to tutor MUSE B and get them to graduation, but MUSE B is more concerned with getting into their pants.

-  how about a ’We met at 14, fell in love at 16, ran away at 18, and separated at 21– I never knew what happened to you, up until my first day of college where I waswalking through downtown with my textbooks (because I got my shit together duh) and bam there you are, sitting on the street, still wearing the clothes I left you in. This is gonna be awkward, isn’t it ???’ au

- a plot where muse a and muse b happen to be neighbors and one night muse a cooks all a perfect meal that took them like 4 hours and they arranged the table all nice and stuff and there’s wine for the occasion and they end up getting stood up by their date or boyfriend and meanwhile muse b is like out of toilet paper or something so they knock on muse a’s door and notice they’re upset and they notice untouched food on the table so she like come inside and sit at the table and just start digging in and muse a doesn’t even care they are just like whatever but basically it becomes a regular occasion and muse b always comes over with a bottle of wine and muse a cooks and this weird casual relationship of some sort blossoms except they aren’t labeling it as dating idk i kinda want this

- where one person is actually famous and sets up a dating account with their real picture and the other sees it and is like, oh dude you are not fooling anyone with that picture (because srsly trying to catfish someone with a really famous person is hilarious and cute because the profile also had some really dorky info about liking model trains and farmers’ markets) cue an online romance and when they actually meet the other is pissed because DUDE YOU’RE THAT FAMOUS PERSON and the other is like, yeah, i mean, i thought you knew…

[maternalcube]

okay so i got three longfic ideas floating around that i could use for supernova

bhar part 3, because tnnodis feels like an interlude to me and ive got so much backstory for that shit. so much. dimension-hopping keith is my JAM and his story isnt over. but idk if im gonna wanna write 50k more of it if ppl hate tnnodis lol, so this option is kind of pending reaction to that once its posted.

this hunk & allura thing that focuses heavily on like, time travel, but also follows canon pretty closely? i mean obviously i love time travel/alternate reality shit, but the concept of going back and fixing what went wrong has been pinging me real hard for a long time now (actually ive got a zine thing about it now but i wanna get into more depth with it). like ive been wanting to do smth like this since i started watching voltron practically. the problem tho is that canon isnt over so im necessarily gonna have to diverge, and its really susceptible to being ruined every time a new season comes out (does clone shiro ruin everything? yes absolutely i have to replot the whole thing now)

a superhero au (kl@nce) that is basically a redo of an ofic idea thats been floating around a while lmao. aka “the other superhero au”. ive got like 13k of this already so its a strong option but its a bit of a mess atm and...... i rlly want it to be multichap bc im always a slut for writing cliffhangers and this thing would be good for that. but u cant do that in a big bang lmao.

so the question is........ which one

[scarletwitchyrps]

i’m still on break for a little while longer and would like to pick up some more plots! this is just a brief little wishlist of some plots & ships i’d like! like or message me if you’re interested!!

ships;

elizabeth olsen x chris evans elizabeth olsen x sebastian stan elizabeth olsen x anyone tbh wanda maximoff x steve rogers margot robbie x chris evans margot robbie x anyone margot robbie x sebastian stan halsey x anyone perrie edwards x jade thirlwall gabriella wilde x ansel elgort gabriella wilde x anyone haley lu richardson x blake jenner there’s probably more that i am forgetting tbh!!

plots;

- ok but seriously someone give me a plot that involves a couple that are very much happily married and have been trying to have a child for two years. muse a has had miscarriage after miscarriage so that when the pregnancy test comes back positive for the fifth millionth time, it really isn’t big news but this time, she decides to not tell her husband- muse b- because she doesn’t have the strength to tell him again that she’s lost the baby down the road. somehow, this time happens to be the time that it might work for them as she approaches her third month and just imagine the look on muse b’s face when muse a tells him and he’d be like “so isn’t just you gaining weight like you told me??” and they’d be so so so so happy. and seriously we could have threads that are fluffy where they’re so happy to be parents and also very sad, angsty paras where she tells him that they won’t be this time and fjekflwjfwk SERIOUSLY GIVE ME THIS AND I WILL LOVE YOU!!!

- How about a plot about two high schoolers who get held back and have to repeat senior year. MUSE A is a straight A student and teachers pet who had to miss most of the year due to medical issues, and MUSE B is a delinquent who failed most of their classes and has to redo them. They never would have hung out last year, but now they’re the only ones left from their old class and the new senior class is filled with obnoxious pricks, so they sit together at lunch. MUSE A becomes determined to tutor MUSE B and get them to graduation, but MUSE B is more concerned with getting into their pants.

- a plot where muse a and muse b happen to be neighbors and one night muse a cooks all a perfect meal that took them like 4 hours and they arranged the table all nice and stuff and there’s wine for the occasion and they end up getting stood up by their date or boyfriend and meanwhile muse b is like out of toilet paper or something so they knock on muse a’s door and notice they’re upset and they notice untouched food on the table so she like come inside and sit at the table and just start digging in and muse a doesn’t even care they are just like whatever but basically it becomes a regular occasion and muse b always comes over with a bottle of wine and muse a cooks and this weird casual relationship of some sort blossoms except they aren’t labeling it as dating idk i kinda want this

- ROMAN HOLIDAY - muse a is the textbook definition of an insomniac, never sleeping at night and always going on late night adventures. on these adventures to local convenience stores, she meets muse b who works the overnight shift to make more money. she becomes a regular and she ends up waiting for him to get off so they can go on these adventures together. they do everything from sneaking into public pools to driving out of town and exploring new places where no one knows who they are. they fall in love and before they know it, muse a is able to sleep again and muse b finds the inspiration he’s needed to finally finish school make a better life for himself. but muse a’s family doesn’t approve of muse b and his family doesn’t think highly of her either…which only gets worse when muse a discovers she’s pregnant but suffers a miscarriage shortly after. the two lovebirds drift apart and muse a’s insomnia creeps back in. can they go back to who they were on those late night adventures or did the real world push them past the point of no return?

- okay but imagine a “you’re a prostitute that i hired because i’ve been feeling lonely as fuck and my life is kind of spiraling but as soon as you started seducing me it felt kind of wrong so i tried to talk to you instead and you thought i was cute and humored me since i was charged by the hour anyway and now it’s a few nights later and i’ve found you in some bar so i pay you to hang out with me again” au??????????

- HEAVYDIRTYSOUL - muse a is a self-destructive musician forced into rehab after receiving a DUI and 6-months probation for possession of drugs. muse b is one of the counselors at the facility and assigned to look after muse a. the rehab facility has a strict “no relationships” policy while in care, but as the two grow closer, it becomes impossible to deny their attraction to each other.

- i really want a plot where this totally sweet girl is dating this total ass and he prob cheats on her all the time and is so shitty to her but she stays because she’s sweet and caring and he’s all she’s ever known and they used to be so in love but anyways he’s totally one of those guys who brings around his douche friends and they sit on the couch and talk about chicks and drugs and partying and she is supposed 2 be the regular house wife gf who brings them food and sits next to him when they watch movies so he can flaunt her and just be /: a dick /: ANYWAYS his fellow douche friend starts to slowly be like god this guy is so awful to her and he starts following her out of the room instead of staying to high five his friend for cheating on her w some club girl and idk he just generally starts hanging out with her more while her bf and his other friends hang out in the basement or some shit and they’ll like sit on the porch while he smokes and they just talk or he’ll help her make food or ANYTHING and it can go so many cute ways tbh like ? he could be listening to the friend brag about sleeping around one day or see him being shitty to her like yelling at her for nothing ro smth and just be like DAMN I’VE HAD ENOUGH and finally break and yell at his friend and fight for her and accidently admit that he thinks she’s totally amazing and he’d cherish her sm or he could kiss her one night while they’re talking and they could start sneaking around behind the friends back or anything so! or anything in my /tagged/plot+bunny!!