#are they allergic to good taste?????
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NO RAFAL???????
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madatobi showing how much they love eact other in strange and fighty ways, please!
I was going to draw something more heated but then the thought of Tobirama having to beat Madara senseless just to pry peanuts out of his mouth and save his husband from asphyxiation invaded.
#art prompt#madatobi#yeah Madara is allergic to peanuts in my house#also this is loosely based on my own fiance shaking me to get cinnamon out of my hands and away from my gaping maw#it hoit but taste...so good
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things I didn't realize back when I lived in an entirely gluten free household with a professional chef brother and mad experimental baker mother:
gluten free food does not exist in the wild. at all.
it is spensive
literally how am i supposed to survive like who designed this. I knew I was spoiled but I didn't know the situation was this dire.
I actually prefer the stores that don't stock gluten free pastries at all, because once in a blue moon, when I step into one of those fancy grocery stores and see that one singular frozen cinnamon roll (smaller than my palm) has a price tag of 98kr (abt 9$) I just start crying on the spot.
I just feel like that SHOULD be illegal. for reference; a regular (FRESH, not even frozen) gluten filled cinnamon roll at the same fancy store costs abt 25kr (2$).
Also ngl I'm getting kinda sick of the way people percieve gluten free food. Whenever I get accomodated at an event (and don't bring my own food), the person serving it will give me a knowing look and go "well, it's gluten free so it's not like it'll taste good anyways, but here u go" and hand me a half baked chocolate cupcake that tastes like someone substituted the sugar in the recipe with salt. Like, yeah okay I'm glad you guys thought of me but the thought doesn't count for much when you waste your time and money on something you don't even believe can taste good so you settle for just making it inedible on purpose. Please for the sake of my stomach and sanity just send me the menu in advance and I'll bring my own chocolate cupcake. Or better yet: make something that doesn't have gluten in it to begin with, like pavlova or almond cake, the possibilities are endless.
#vitpost#celiac disease#luckily I'm a short bus ride from my brother's cooking and sometimes he lets me have stuff they made too much of at work :D#but like how do you mess up chocolate cupcakes#the regular quick mix you get at the store is LITTERALLY gluten free. does no one read the ingredients list??#do people just go 'ah yes celiac disease. means you're allergic to things that taste good' and proceed to remove the sugar from the recipe?#because I feel like that's what happens
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With all the relevant criticisms irt Larian's treatment of Wyll, I still won't leave people off the hook for completely ignoring him, though. He is a very interesting character, with a fascinating story. 'He's too good' so are Halsin and Karlach, and that doesn't seem to stop anyone from engaging with them. Halsin as a non-origin character has way less content than Wyll, and it's not as if his personality particularly evolves or if he has a very nuanced arc. Karlach may have more content than Wyll but has a very flat arc, with no development, so the most interesting outcome for her narratively is dying, but people hate engaging with that, because they're allergic to experiencing any emotions that aren't puppies and doggies positive. So, people aren't even getting the most out of her story, and she's still a fan favorite. Much in the way I know I'm not getting the most out of Wyll's story and he's still my favorite.
You have no excuses, saying 'he has less content' is no excuse because you love characters with equal amounts of content that are just as 'good' with no problem.
#bg3#wyll#wyll ravengard#I remember when people started finishing the game and complaining about Karlach's ending#and it made me realize most people are just plain allergic to good storytelling#once again Larian shot themselves in the foot to appease a vocal number of fans who can't conceive of any outcomes beyond a happy ending#'the hero deserves to win' it's sometimes more interesting when you do everything right and still lose#i beg you to read actually challenging stuff#develop taste for anything that isn't just the equivalent of a pat on the head#for the record: i'm not saying halsin or karlach are bad characters!#I'm just saying that it's a common argument people use to not engage with wyll and pointing out#that it doesn't make sense irt fan sentiment about them#and i still posit that karlach becoming an ilithid is a good ending for her!
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When will they make a soy-free tofu substitute
#and DO NOT say meat#thats NOT what i mean#i cant cut cubes of meat into smaller cubes of meat and make them take the flavor of whatever i put them in#(i assume this is how tofu works but ive never actually had it on account of the soy thing)#plenty of tofu based dishes couldnt give less of a shit about mimicking meat#i want a substance that acts like tofu and has the properties of tofu but is actually not soy or tree nut or dairy or meat based#or really legume based in general bc i think maybe im just bad with all of them#mushrooms?? are mushrooms the key???#can we make a solid mass of cooked or otherwise heat processed coconut product which does this?#if babybel can turn coconut oil into a cheese wheel then i think we can accomplish tofu#in lieu of this goal however#i will accept a solution in which we can make a me which is not allergic to everything that tastes good and is fun to eat#but i fear this is an even more unattainable goal#my parents certainly werent able to achieve it 👀
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Guys I ate tomato sauce am I fucked 😔😔
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This afternoon, I went to my grocery store. I went to the apple section, as I would normally, to pick out some honeycrisps. I grabbed the most perfect one I could find.
About fifteen minutes ago, I peeled the sticker, washed it off, cut it up, like I would any other time to cook it.
This time, I did not microwave it.
I ate my first raw apple in eight years. I forgot how good they tasted raw, how the crunch sounds so good and how its texture is perfect, and how it's juicy and flavorful and sweet. I'm going to cry.
#screaming at midnight#i already felt the allergic response when I was almost done#had some allergy meds nearby and my throat itches and my lips hurt but I dont care#I'd forgotten how good they tasted. They were my favorite fruit and giving up eating them raw was so so hard but holy hell#im shaking from happiness or overwhelm and something i cant quite name#its so small but this was so important#i dont really have the words to describe it
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HI TUMBLRR it’s me
#I ate ramen just now it was soooo god I think ramen is just it just is better after 10pm#im right#ughhh ok that actually reminded me earlier my classmate was making an Asian people eat dogs joke like he put on this awful accent and he wa#all like ‘dog tastes so good with rice’ and then he did other stuff too#but what really made me upset is that someone who I thought was my friend found it really humorous! wow okay!#I know it’s not really a big deal but im still kind of sad like I’ve lost all my respect for you now#anddd they were my only friend in the class so now I’m stuck there for the rest of the semester I guess . I mean I’ll still be nice to them#but I just don’t think I can bring myself to like them anymore sorryyy . not really . but kind of#idk if I’m overreacting . in elementary school though people would make jokes actually about me eating dog and it always made me really sad#but I never held it against them cause we were children#but now I feel like you’re old enough to know what you’re laughing at..#wow ok this really derived away from me being on tumblr and having just ate the worlds best ramen#well . not really I mean it was good but I’m allergic to normal noodles and I need to eat rice noodles and they’re not bad I just don’t lik#them as much Lol#I feel like my actual posts say nothing but if anyone ever reads the tags they probably know everything about me..#I use tumblr to complain half the time loll and I used to post my drawings more but I haven’t made any good drawings recently😭😭😭BUT WAIT!#i have a comic I’ll post in October we’ll see how far I am in it by then…#im like . halfway done with chapter oneeeee so maybe like I’ll post all of chapter one on hallowern.. how does that sound… cause actually#for those of you who don’t know my story has ghosts in it#im like trying to keep it a little silly right now but the tone might shifftttt idk!!!!! we’ll seeeeeeee cause actually I have NOT worked#out the entire plot.. just like. most of it.#but I keep having ideas like midway through ughhh it’s an endless cycle!!!!!#like Francis . she used to be a random character who shows up once but then I was like . wait no! anjali should have ghost friends! and tha#that’s how Francis came to be#and actually today I kind of finalized her design^_^ albeit in my math notebook lol
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None of my comfort characters would support my decision to eat more cookies, so I don't have anyone to blame it on
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why are pistachio flavoured desserts actually so good
#i tend to avoid nuts cause.#one. even though im not allergic i get paranoid i might suddenly develop an allergy#yknow how it is#and two; usually nuts taste terrible#like just straight up bad#but pistachio flavoured desserts are soooooo good
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so i got pumpkin spice oreos and ngl i think i'm allergic to them but i already bought more so......
my mouth is just gonna feel a bit warm and itchy for a couple of weeks i guess
#ive lso been eating green apples#which i aM DEFINITELY allergic too#again see a couple posts back where i said i can't be in charge o myself#im the pet dog that gobbles up chocolte when you drop it on the floor#im the dog begging to be taken to the vet cause i keep eating the toxic gum#if taste good why bad for me
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#very different energies maybe#scroll further in the tags#for the answer#these are just tags to hide it#anyways#i am not allergic to the sun#that's my dad!#we have weird allergies running in the family#we are silly like that#context for the other is#i have#ltp allergy#so i am allergic to any food that tastes good (veggies and fruit)#i have horrendous OCD but turns out therapy and medicalization#sometimes#does work#going back to OCD#i only ate#bonduelle canned spinach for a year#which was then discontinued#and i sent my friends to look all over europe#(i was located in the netherlands at the time)#so i hit bonduelle_nl up#with a poem#about my undying love for their spinach#they told me it was discontinued#so they offered me to send me a gift package as a sorry#it slayed
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Despondently eating a pulled pork sandwich with no barbecue sauce
#cookie talks#VERY SAD. AND KIND OF DRY#i tasted the sauce and it was GOOD but i was allergic so i couldn't add it to the sandwich. heartbreaking
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Chronic fatigue syndrome is both aptly named but also inaccurate bc they don't talk about the flip side of it where you're so exhausted you can't sleep at all
#the pain isn't helping this but literally I'm always tired but I only got 5 hours of sleep last night and I've been up for 17 hours now#and I feel fine#like I actually have some clarity and energy#it's probably bc I tried a new electrolyte liquid water enhancer thing called buoy#and it's actually really fucking good y'all I'm pleasantly surprised#bc I am NOT a fan of sports drinks at all for both the salty taste and the strong artificial flavors#this shit is quite virtually tasteless and it can go in ANY beverage#and there's a few different kinds#but yesterday I tried the extra strength hydration drops and they were a godsend#today I tried the 'energy' version and I'm not gonna come right out and say it works but#given the fact that my brain fog was less so today despite the high pain levels#tells me it at least did SOMETHING#and yes I know I'll try it again and see what happens#anyways there's a couple other kinds as well (we got the sampler box) and I'm excited to try them too#like I've literally never been this optimistic about my hydration habits literally ever#and it's so fucking easy bc like I said there's no strong tastes which is such a fucking dealbreaker#it's why the ONLY electrolyte drink I will consume otherwise is strawberry lemonade pedialyte#I've tried quite literally every option on the market that I'm not allergic to#this is the real shit y'all
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romanticising my sundays
#I’m late to the party but that blueberry matcha is so good it tastes like a blueberry muffin!!!#im accs allergic to blueberries but i will still be ordering 😂
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my parents bought me a fresh peach from a market they were at yesterday and wow... the fragrance from cutting that guy up ready to cook it... the juice!!! it's taking everything i have not to eat it right now. fruits i love you <3
#alas i am allergic.#truly cruel to nerf me. Lover of Fruice. with raw fruit and vegetable allergy. oh to messily eat a nectarine over the sink! to drink a#banana and strawberry smoothie! to eat homemade ice lollies in the summer! to drink ORANGE JUICE! apple juice even!#hopefully it tastes as good cooked as it smells fresh 👀
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