#are these fools Fr?

[seemingly-random-rants]

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My main account, @i-drop-art-in-your-asks, has been receiving MULTIPLE ASKS requesting donations for assistance with the Palestinians... Well I have a response:

i am flat broke (meaning i have $0⁰⁰ (€0⁰⁰)(¥0⁰⁰) (¢⁰⁰)... that's called "NOTHING," ever heard of it? yeah I'm lucky if I get a fucking moth to fly out of my wallet... so please: if you're looking for donations or just free money, DNI, bc I have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING for you)

again, to the genuine people who NEED the money: I'm sorry I really wish I could help... I'd link something but I don't even know what funds are or aren't legit as I'm not fully in the know about the situation... (if I had the attention span/patience for humanity's bullshidd I'd be better at keeping in touch with the world) but all I'm hearing is crap. I'm autistic. I don't understand the fucking point of war! all I can think of when I hear "war" is a bunch of dumb assholes killing each other and everyone around them because they're upset that someone stole their last fucking piece of toilet paper or something else incredibly retarded, like: "your ancestors kicked our ancestors off this land we want it back!" 🙄 C'mon guys you've had HUNDREDS OF YEARS to do that and you're JUST NOW trying?? You're not even accustomed to those lands anymore!! Are you ready to have to relearn the lay of the land? Bc it's not what it was when "Great-Great-Great-Grunckle Funk" got the boot...

[lambment]

Mawwige....

thinking about beating narinder with a gun in game, and immediatley marrying him, a shotgun wedding.

[ghostreblogging]

Ok ok so hear me out Twins au. Danny and Damian are twins. And you know the whole story. Danny gets "killed " moves in with the Fenton's and becomes phantom. Ad Damian doesn't know that. Well the magician summoning Damian's dead brother to enact his revenge on him has a very bad timing

"Oh robin. Dont you know the dead can have fangs. I've heard of a little tale. Of how you killed your own brother. Your twin in a quite a cruel and merciless way don't you think?" The magician drawls on over the horribly over used repetitive lines.

But it still stops Damian in his tracks. He can see as his family stop and look at him. With the look of horror and well concern. And he hates it. He can feel their gazes on him and it burns his skin.

He stops and tries to yell at them. To do something. To stop dawdling around.

Until a right flash of green stopped him. The circle lit up as a clawed hand grasped the edge from inside.

Unfortunately the magician wasn't a phony.

The being slowly crawls itself out. It's wearing striped prison clothes with conically oversized shackles? Huh.

Damian muses to himself as he prepares for battle . Must represent his or rather their lives in the league of assassin's.

The being finally looks up and shouts

"HAHA YOU CAN SUC MY DIC WALKER. I MAY BE OUT NOT ON MY OWN VOLITION BUT IM GONNA DO GHOST CRIMES AGAIN . And there's nothing you can do about it. "

"Ghost crimes exist? What even are ghost crimes???" Dick whispered to Jason

"I don't know but I am so angry at the implications of ghost cops. " Jason replies

[mariimoes]

ZOLU MARRIAGE ( not genderbends)

[palushiemalis-fr]

some cheeky april fools achievements for you all :PPPP

[unpersoniverse]

Skén:nen sá:sewh

as promised, here's Precious boy™ getting kissed by Precious wife™ because he deserves all the love in the world :cc

translation: Get home safe

[yeonjune]

Yeonjun about the strain he felt while preparing for his debut solo project ✙ "GGUM" MAKING FILM

[satoruxx]

Omg the new coworker. I just KNOW toji would come home one day, excited for dinner and smell him on you, and you won’t talk about what happened that day cause your in a bad mood cause the guy pissed you off or maybe he kept doing those “technically innocent but also completely unwelcome touches”

ugh the crazy part about this is that toji would KNOW. i feel like he'd not only be able to smell that guy on you, but also smell the discomfort radiating off your body. and after that well... let's just hope toji never gets his claws on that guy...

so yeah when he gets home and smells the guy, he's already pissed tf off. because who is this clown who dares get near you?? doesn't he know that toji exists??? that you already have a man ready to lay down the world at your feet?????

fucking fool.

but if you're upset??? oh don't start he'll actually go feral. you won't even need to say anything and he's sitting down at your feet with narrowed eyes, asking you what the fuck happened.

don't even try brushing him off he's literally the most stubborn asshole you'll ever meet. when you finally spill it, telling him how all you were doing was training the guy but he kept finding excuses to touch you and how uncomfy it made you, toji's claws have tore a hole in your carpet.

he'll try and remain calm but he's really fucking bad at it. you tell him it's fine and to forget about it and he's like "no give me his name, i'll take care of it."

if you're able to convince toji NOT to kill the guy, he will tell you to either call that guy out or report him. if you don't do either of those, toji will in fact take care of it.

so when your coworker is following you out one night after your shift, trying to talk to you as you do your best to brush him off, both of you end up stopping in your tracks when you see the wolf hybrid waiting by the door. you're so speechless when his jade green eyes find yours, mouth agape as he takes two long strides to meet you.

"ready to go?" he asks casually, swinging an arm around your shoulders. you blink at him in confusion, but he looks completely calm, as though this is normal.

"oh..." your coworker sounds a little disappointed, eyeing toji with suspicion. he takes a step back from you, the hand that was reaching for your arm suddenly retracting. "is this your boyfriend?"

"what's it to you?" the wolf sneers in repsonse. the bulky arm around your shoulder tightens, pulling you closer to his body, and all you can do is blink again. your coworker shrinks a little, eyes going wide because toji looks mean. it almost reminds you of the agression he once showed you in that alleyway all those months ago—but it's worse. his teeth are bared, ears pointed and eyes practically glowing with rage. he looks bigger than ever, like he can snap your coworker in half with just his pinky finger (which you're sure, he can). his voice is just barely a rumble. "who the hell are you anyway?"

"oh um—"

"forget it. i don't give a fuck." toji's voice is clipped. you almost shiver at the tone, but then his icy glare goes a little softer as he looks down at you. he isn't smiling, but something in his gaze tells you that he's pretty fucking satisfied. "let's go home."

you bite back a smile as he leads you away, arm still secure around your shoulder.

and toji, well... he just continues staring straight ahead, ribcage thumping because you're literally looking at him with stars in your eyes.

[lazymonth]

Come around, come around, the player. Welcome to the Mystery world of…

✰ Wøndergotten : The Føol’s escape ♛

¸ .　　★　° :.　 . • ° 　 .　 *　:.　☆

You’ll be playing as The Føol. Who’s lost, and trapped in the unknown world called Wøndergotten. Explore this mystery realm to find the way out, and learn about the history of this unknown land along the way…

But watch out! The journey might be not so easy. You’re not the only one in this world, and not everyone is having a kind heart to help.

Don’t worry, some of them might have a cold heart, but you still can find some good partners along the way. They can be help you in the journey for sure.

And at the end of the journey… you might found what you’re looking for…

So, good luck, The Føol! You gonna need that in this mysterious world of Wøndergotten.

[cystalhide-jester]

ohhh fun new april fools flight banners :o

[in order these are called: Sniffle | Veggie | Glitter Explode | Chilly | Goopy H20 | Spicy | Crunch Woosh | Spaace]

[niqhtmeep]

Omg Sanii with no castaway??? Crazy

that sure is one way to wake ur sibling up HELP

All of the characters in this are from GITM, a glorious fic by @venomous-qwille

if u haven’t read it READ IT 🫵 /silly

it is very good and the art and story are delicious and it makes brain go brr

anyways

goooooOoDdd MOooRnIINNGGGGAAAHHHHH

[lambment]

was just thinking about how Narinder probably hasnt experienced rain in centuries and Heket thought she never would again. fictional tragic siblings...

bonus leshy- because u know his ass would be out there

[sophfandoms53]

The greatest character development of all time tbh

[risingsunresistance]

rotund creature

[hothotpot]

This is hands down Kim's funniest line to me in the whole game. Harry is concerned that Evrart is somehow tricking or taking advantage of the people who live in the fishing village (which he kind of is depending on how you view it), and he TRUSTS Kim's opinion on things, and Kim's response is "I like the print size"???

MY MAN. Harry's not asking you what you think of the document's ✨aesthetics✨ he wants to know if you think it looks legit. It cracks me up every time.

[monosprout]

Happy April fools, had to draw @lambment lamb to celebrate! I adore your work and needed to draw your lamb🙈💕 (alt version under)

Sorry pepaw had to hit em with my yassification powers (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡