#are my mommy issues showing?

[onlylovefordandelions]

Every time my mother says

"I was blessed. I had such easy children."

I die a little inside

Were we easy?

These kids

That hid hurricanes in their chests

That cry when an adult sounds upset

Even now

These kids

That watered themselves down

In as many ways as they could

These kids

That our older sister raised for so long

That cower when our father starts cleaning

His rage all too familiar

And when I confide in her now

And she says

"I wish you had told me you felt that way then. I would have done something."

I tear inside

Because I did

I did

I did

I did

I did

I did

aas

[theunholyvirginemilyprentiss]

I’m sorry, MARISKA? As in DETECTIVE OLIVIA BENSON? Paget, babe, I can’t take any more.

She gets it, and I’m having a proud moment. *Wipes away tear.*

*btw Paget is a real person please do not be one of those people who insists she’s gay over the internet/ pressuring her to come out, her sexuality has nothing to do with you. I just like that she is so understanding toward the LGBTQIA+ community. Thanks for coming to my TED talk xx.

[yarrystyleeza]

[beanghostprincess]

The way this fandom treats Pudding should be studied under a fucking microscope because what do you mean you hate a girl who has been manipulated by her mother since she was born into hating herself and using a fake personality to attract men??? What do you mean you hate a girl whose last scene was sobbing because she had to let go of the only guy she has ever truly loved and has ever understood her??? Actually. Let me just-- What do you mean you hate a girl who was manipulated during the whole arc and clearly is being psychologically abused by her mother??

[wine-wrtj]

Save me Karen Wheeler development… Karen Wheeler development save me… Karen Wheeler development…

[wallbeatjournal]

Are true riverdale fans of the opinion it is a very good and nearly flawless show or does being a true riverdale fan mean being able to mock writing choices

it's long-running serial television plotted a season/half at a time so definitely not even "nearly" flawless.

BUT. i'm not doing combat with the writing team. i'm not actively reading against the text the way i have to in order to enjoy something like supernatural or the 90s robin comics or the fucking sopranos, which are patriarchal christiancore copworld rapeworld white supremacist horrorshows that hate their minority audiences, with like 2 good creatives involved and martyring themselves to fight the good fight on sparse rare installments if you try to approach them sincerely.

riverdale writing staff are like a favorite smart problematic tumblr mutual to me. I don't always like what's on their blog or who they're referencing. but we're in the same community and i'm interested and inspired and i trust their agenda overall, even when i see shit i wouldn't have fucking posted. but bc i'm not being condescended to or actively spited i'm not gonna condescend to or spite them, you know?

i expect rvd to age like twin peaks (another very uneven, highly referential serial juggling a couple of intensely cool metanarratives on top of its core story). and twin peaks fandom mocks twin peaks all the time. twin peaks includes some CLUNKY shit. it's kitsch. it's camp. it has a second season that is largely ASS. james is there. and on top of that it also includes some genuinely offputting-to-me stuff that just bothers me to sit through, even though i feel like i understand and respect what they're going for with it. i just don't want to watch someone sweep the fucking bar for minutes and minutes as entertainment. OK!!?

...so yeah. mock riverdale but in the right spirit. is that an answer? do i sound like i'm chugging the flavoraid koolaid fresh-aid? probably.

[k-chips]

Am I... Developing a little hyperfixation for the Fairly Odd Parents...?

...

AFTER ALMOST 15 YEARS????

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oh

[apocalyptichearts]

BUT YOU DON’T GET IT, THEY MAKE ME ILL WITH HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THEM. IM LOOSING YEARS OFF MY LIFE EVERY TIME I JUST SIT AND THINK ABOUT THEM AND THEIR STUPID AND SWEET AND COMPLEX GODDAMNED RELATIONSHIP AND FUCKING HELL WHY COULDN’T MY MOTHER HAVE LOVED ME BETTER.

[ninyard]

just gonna share my Jeremy's First Banquet fic again because i'm rereading the first chapter while editing the second and i'm like damn. who wrote this? (affectionate)

[huni-bii]

Some old doodles from when I shipped Bella with Fang 🍑 These are from 4 months ago but it feels like it's been at least a year

I need to remember to post here more often

[thesorrowoflizards]

SORRY this is so fucking funny. van is like oh, my crush likes another guy. that really fucking sucks because i kinda thought she liked me? god. and then she invites him over and tackles him onto her couch.

[beanghostprincess]

Mama's boy <3

[marshmellowtea]

the thing is chris would never ever cut off his parents without heavy intervention from his friends and a strong support system beneath him (taps my "raymond and celia are his main source of income and monetary support which makes it hard for him to fully cut them off" headcanon) but even if he did manage to go through with it they'd still be desperately trying to reconnect and control him, celia especially because who is she really without her little Emotional Punching Bag, so she's doing everything in her power to get him back in her life so she has that doting little lamb of hers to punch down on. and ofc chris's perception of love is so warped that he thinks her stalking him is a sign that she's Actually Cared About Him This Whole Time, Guys, No Really! and his friends have to gently break it to him that no, actually, her trying to get him back in her life so she can abuse him more does not actually count as "caring about him", unfortunately :(

[cream-and-tea]

heyyy don’t mean to bother you but did you know that um. You, now - the ones listening to my idling progress from back home in Glottage - you’re telling yourselves; Val cannot possibly be growing angry over something like this. How dare she? The hypocrite. How can this thing, this monster, this battle-saint, possibly find any kind of righteous anger in her twisted and repurposed heart for the lives of the fallen foe? How does our terrible Val think she can justify any kind of anger at the sight of the flattened and buried corpses of enemy civilians and enemy children, when we’ve already been listening to her murder police officers, soldiers and townsfolk single-handedly in turn? How can she be furious when we’ve heard her butcher her way through the little old ladies of the CLS in the hopeless effort to murder her own faraway mother? (Mockingly) See? You can be sacred and yet self-aware. Yes, I am culpable. I am dreadful. I have been responsible for great atrocities and I will commit a great many more before I’m done. And still - I am growing furious, as I walk through the devastation of this town. Because the wound of Sutler’s Weald is not like any wound I would make. It’s clumsy, it’s crude. It’s thoughtless. I begin to tell myself, as I walk - I wouldn’t have murdered them like this. I would have been kinder. I would have killed them quickly or gracefully, and there would have been beauty and strangeness in the manner of it. And even that’s all deception, even if I had been cruel and slow and lingering in the massacre of these innocent people, upon my whim - I would at least have looked them in the eyes, and I would have borne the weight of my cruelty. If they’d asked me to, I could have killed this town beautifully. And I’d have borne witness to the horror, and I’d have rejoiced in it - and it would have been considerably less vile and ugly than this. The ones back home, the ones who are listening in, I don’t think they know what they’ve done here. The line of connection between the victim and the victimiser, the sacrifice and the god - it’s long, and tangled, and indistinct. A god should not be able to avert her eyes. What a terrible thing it must be, to be monstrous and not even know it. And even if all of this is lies, even if I am just as bad and just as careless as the people back home who did this to Sutler’s Weald… …well, then, let me hate them, pure and simply, for being just as bad as me, because people - -people should be kinder than the gods that eat them. The town square is largely intact. A few burning cars, a single shrine and statue to some goddess of victory, her snapped-off arm raised in imagined triumph. I sit down upon the pavement in the ruined heart of the town, and I tell the dead people of Sutler’s Weald beautiful lies. I tell them that they survived, in their hundreds - miraculously and inexplicably, dodging the bombs. Not a single victim, not one death. An act of divine mercy. When that doesn’t work, I tell them that they were buried properly, according to whatever rites or customs they happen to cherish. When that doesn’t work, I try and turn them into my mother again, in the hopes of making the dead people hateful to me. When that doesn’t work, I tell them that I’m sorry. I tell them I wish they still had ears to become all the wondrous imaginings I had in store for them. I tell them… …that all things considered, they deserved a better avenging and foreign god, a better tormentor, a better oblivion, than the one that was forced upon them. (With cold fury) I tell them- I will find a way to give them something better.

[ursa9909]

Chapters: 6/6 Fandom: Supergirl (TV 2015) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor Characters: Kara Danvers, Kara Zor-El, Lena Luthor, Alex Danvers, Kelly Olsen (Supergirl TV 2015), Nia Nal, Querl Dox, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Esme (Supergirl TV 2015) Additional Tags: Attempt at Humor, Smut, Fluff and Smut, or at least trying to, Lena Luthor is always horny, this was supposed to be one chapter and got out of hand, Porn With Plot, Actual plot (tiny amount), Crack Fic, Alien Biology, alien fucking, Tentacles, Lena still loves Luthor colors, Lena is also a researcher, Biologist are the horniest bastards around, I mean someone has to take one for the team, Inspired by starfish/seastars, Oblivious Alex Danvers, Lena wears the paints (metaphorically only), Sugar baby AU (kind of), Lena would totally be a sugar daddy, Kara is the sugar baby we all want to be, pls fate send me a hot lady who will pay anything to me i got student loans Series: Part 1 of Lena the horniest Luthor Summary:

“Bend over” Lena commands. Kara jumped at the sound of elastic gloves being snapped on. She was lost in her mind so much that she hadn’t even realized Lena was ready for her, and really Kara doesn’t blame herself. She had just fought other Fort Rozz escapees along with some random witch cult that wanted them gone too; something about a sort of fracture in coven control, her cousin who was visiting in town was dragged in, and yet her heart felt like it was running more now than during any of the fighting

The Kryptonian gulped.

“I’m good—”

Lena clicked her tongue, “Doctor’s orders”.

[vaggieslefteye]

OUT FOR LOVE ↳ from Hazbin Hotel Season One (2024): 1x07 - "Hello Rosie!"