#aquarius men 😬

[falllpoutboy]

got a coworker who kinda looks like JAW with the curly brown hair and the roman nose

[astroamorsworld]

Astrology Observations #27

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💀Having a Mars-Chiron conjunction is absolutely awful. Like especially if you have it in your 4th house in a solar or lunar return chart, so if you see this in your chart then brace yourself.

💀I feel like having transit chiron opposite your ascendant can really make you go through this period of insecurity and having low self esteem.

💀Having pluto afflicted in your 7th house or having pluto negatively aspecting planets in the 7th house can indicate a breakup.💔

💀If where you live crosses both venus/mars in your astrocartography chart then it’s probably really easy for you to get a roster.😭

💀I feel like if you have your 2nd house ruler in a hard aspect with pluto in your lunar return chart then your self esteem could drop off a CLIFF that month.

💀Not an observation but my next perfection year is my 8H perfection year and i don’t know what to expect😬

💀The way people with a Mars-Uranus square freak out about things is genuinely something else😭

💀Having tons of Chiron squares and oppositions in your chart is not for the weak😩

💀I don’t know too many people with Sun-Uranus oppositions but you guys have such unique personalities. Truly a rare breed😚

💀I feel like having neptunian influence on your venus is a blessing and curse… more so for me a curse😭😭 like when you’re dating someone you give them your all and when you’re not dating someone you become so delusional😫

💀I really hate having saturn on my MC, career aspirations take forever to fufill😞

💀I feel like libra moon men are so nonchalant. They’re also pretty boys🙄

💀Aquarius and Pisces men are the WORST.

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[massivechildturtle]

Random astrology observations...

🌷-every Aquarius man goes through a long hair phase and it suits them alot 🥹🫶

(Ex:Harry Styles)

🌷-a young capricorn falls hard in love and as they grow older they just stop giving love that much importance.. Its sad watching these babies go through so much🥺

🌷-how the hell are taurus placements the most grounded of all.. My sweet hearts❤

🌷-its a literal bliss to get to have a deep conversation with an Aquarius.. Their different and perspectives might be eye opening for a regular person.

🌷-young and underdeveloped libras can be toxic af (especially men).. They can make every other feel special and can be emotionally unavailable.

🌷-nothing in this planet can be better than a taurus man smiling.. Aahhhh so cuteeeee💗😩

🌷-please dont make a scorpio moon feel bad about how they feel so deeply they can't help it..its just how they are.. And trust me if a Scorpio moon loves you they'll never ever let anything bad happen to you🖇

🌷- i have said this before and I'll say it again cap venus are NOT GOLD DIGGERS!!!.. You guys need to understand that all we want at the end of the day is stability.

🌷-never underestimate a water moon (especially scorpio) 's capability of Catching your lies.. They just know when you're lying so think before you try to make a fool of them they might just throw an uno reverse😬

🌷-aries risings are always sporty and doing something physical.. Also most of them have a prominent bone structure.

Thanku for the love you guys have been showing me.. It means alot❤

Take care y'all

See yaaa...

[kiestrokes]

F, M, K and you cannot break up the pair no matter how many times @minisugakoobies may try to convince you to:

Hongjoong/Lee Know

Mingi/Changbin

Jeongin/Hobi

Astrological insight is always appreciated.

LUCE 😭 I thought this was going to be difficult, but it was actually kind of easy. I really love Hoba though. I am Yoongi-coded, love my Jihope.

Marry HJ + Lino: Three cats? We would all coexist so well together. Which is fucking funny because I don’t particularly choose to hangout with Scorpios. But in my opinion Scorps are the Aries (me) of the water signs. So we would all be affectionate enough for one another, and understand each others need for space and solo time. 𖤓 Scorp: bonus! we potentially get divorced because the scorpios love to keep secrets. My dad and one grandfather (not the one I adore, he's a leo) are both scorpio men so you could say I'm a little (a lot) traumatized. but for the most part, a scorpio is just vibing in the world, with their cute little dark thoughts and quiet affection. brb running to look at lino's chart- BBY HAS A SAG MOON LIKE ME 🤗it's meant to be. tbh nothing is explaining why he's so touchy, bet his rising sign is libra.

Fuck Mingi + Changbin: Even THOUGH astrologically I am more compatible with these two leo’s…idk if I could handle their super touchy asses all the time in marriage. But for some hookups 👀 let’s go. Manhandle tf out of me Changbin! Mingi I request all of the cuddles post sex, make my 5’10” ass feel small for once being spooned by this big man. 𖤓 Leo: ok Luce, sorry if I'm about to read you for filth. once a leo finds a person they like more than themselves...it's game over. that person is their person. they get jealous if they aren't receiving at least daily surface level attention, but it's not in the possesive way you see with air/water signs. it's kind of cute.

Kill Kiss Jeongin + Hobi I have a v strict no Aquarius dating/fucking policy. I’ve been with too many and broke off an engagement with one 😬 but I will kiss Jeongin’s cute little cheeks and forehead. And Hoba can have any kind of kiss he’d like, with those pretty ass heart shaped lips 😌 𖤓 Aqua: they are incredibly particular about nearly everything and have trouble saving space for you and your opinions in the relationship. They might love you immensely but tend to only want you to be the person they see/imagine.

[lovemonroe86]

Honestly I vibe soo much more with people with the moon sign as their moon ! Sagittarius moon 🌕 . No matter how annoying they are I get it !! I also am emotionally attracted to Sagittarius men with heavy Scorpio Virgo Capricorn and Aquarius energy!! 😬😬

[astroismypassion]

Astrology observations ☕️ ☕️ ☕️

Credit goes to my astrology Tumblr blog @astroismypassion

☕️ Aries Rising is very ��what you see, is what you get” person. Also, even when they get married they could just see it as just another day in their life. Also, they are just as adventurous and experimental as a Sagittarius Rising!

☕️ Virgo and Gemini Lilith might prefer online dating/chatting before meeting you in person, because they like to have control over their image, words, what you perceive them and take more time and thought to respond. They usually have “a curated image” going on with their behaviour.

☕️ Taurus Moon might really struggle with daily showering, shaving and other hygiene. They constantly postpone it or sometimes feel to lazy to do it. They would also buy expensive clothing and shoes, but are too cheap to get a haircut.

☕️ Taurus Moons also might marry their first love, very much the type “date to marry”. Even if you break up with them, there’s a high chance they might run after you again in the future.

☕️ Aries Chiron or Chiron in the 1st house has a name that gets constantly mispronounced. Or there are several ways to say it.

☕️ Okay, so this one might get a bit controversial, but when people with 8th house synastry break up or break off the connection, those around them, who know them, react STRONGLY. And by that I mean other people can be heart-broken, really down or feel like they don’t believe in true love anymore. Whichever the option, it’s like people feel the heartbreak too. Just look at any major celebrity couple with 8th house: Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber and many more. These relationships STILL get talked about even years after people seem to be “heartbroken” along with them.

☕️ When Capricorn Moon woman doesn’t like someone’s mothering style, they won’t like their children as well. 😬

☕️ I still don’t know YET why, but honestly check guy’s Pallas Athene to see how (non)committal he is. I saw a pattern with Aquarius Pallas being highly individualistic and not wanting a relationship, Virgo Pallas men who are workaholics and might pull the “I’m focusing on my career, I don’t have time for a relationship” card and Aries Pallas who are just too selfish to even consider sharing something, so they shy away from any concept of a relationship. I would say much more positive would be Taurus or 2nd house Pallas, maybe even Libra Pallas (though he might be extra flirty or have multiple crushes😬).

☕️ You can learn SO MUCH from Solar Return charts. You want to know if you will be entering a long-term partnership? Search for Venus in the 7th house! You might hang out more with sign that fall into your 1st, 7th house. Which sign you might not really see much (if even) that year, it’s the sign over your 12th house. Who you will be talking to only on social media/online? Check 11th house sign, but also where your Mercury is. Also when you might decide AGAINST entering a partnership? Mercury, Uranus, Moon, Saturn and sometimes even Jupiter in the 7th house in Solar Return chart. If someone’s sign falls over your 4th house, you might be visiting their hometown or be in their home that year, or even live together.

So my point, if you are feeling someone and want to know if this is even going somewhere, my advice would be to check your Solar Returns for 2, 3 years ahead. If their Sun sign is the sign in the 7th house one year, they could be very romantic, charming to you that particular year. Next year, their sign is over your 12th house, you might not see that person much (if even). They could start living at a distance from you (like a different country even).

☕️ You could view people with the same Sun sign as your Juno sign as having your ideal partnership or ideal marriage. If you have Gemini Juno, you could think Gemini Suns know how to do relationships or even envy them their partnership.

☕️ I noticed a common correlation that you tend to marry or have a significant long-term relationship with the following Sun sign:

@astroismypassion ‘s compatibility (birth number - Sun sign) theory

If you are born on the 1st of any month you could be in a significant relationship with the following Sun sign: Aries Sun or Libra Sun, even Capricorn Sun,

2nd, 8th, 17th, 20th, 26th: Taurus or Scorpio Sun,

3rd, 9th, 12th, 18th, 21st, 24th, 27th, 30th: Gemini or Sagittarius Sun,

4th,13th, 31st: Cancer or Capricorn Sun,

5th, 14th, 23rd: Leo or Aquarius Sun,

6th, 15th: Virgo or Sagittarius Sun, even Gemini,

7th, 16th, 25th: Libra or Scorpio Sun, even Aries Sun,

10th, 28th: Capricorn Sun, Cancer Sun, also Aries Sun,

22nd: Cancer, Taurus, Capricorn Sun,

11th, 29th: Aquarius or Leo Sun, even Taurus Sun

☕️ Scorpio Moon men want a woman who will provide for their security, travels, other things they desire. They want someone to support them financially.

☕️ Pisces Venus dislikes games of seduction when talking to someone. They want other people to be more honest and upfront about it, because they dislike guessing. These are also the types to say that people “play too many games”.

Credit goes to my astrology Tumblr blog @astroismypassion

[justtra]

Random Theories Pt. 4 🔎

In my Opinion!!! DON'T TAKE IT TO SERIOUSLY!!!

Disclaimer: Just for Fun 🤣

Pisces risings be lost or in Dreamland half of the time Ex: Lil Baby 😂

Also, Pisces risings looks like a fish/dogs or very sad/lost/depressed

Virgo sun men in this generation kinda looks like a girl🤔

Taurus risings men looks so girly & feminine than Libra risings

Libra risings men looks more manly in my opinion!

Can't believe we easily forgive placements in our 10th house!

It's usually role models or entertainers in your whole entire life🔝

BTW do Capricorns have a lazy eye?! Like the goats itself!!! 🐐

Pisces & Libra mercuries can NOT rap but they can sing

After listening to Jack Harlow's first class song 👍 but the rapping 👎

Cancer mars do NOT play about people they care about! 🦀so RUN!!!

Also, Cancer risings looks like a sad dog 🐕or grumpy crabs 🦀😡

Earth risings (Taurus, Virgo & Capricorn) have weird/confusing body structures

Sometimes their neck long/arms long/legs are very skinny or their stomach is long...💀

Water risings (Cancer, Scorpio & Pisces) have baby faces from when they were kids/babies 🐥

The sun signs in my 8th house is the face I'm usually scared of/or I hate them !!!

I find it so wierd I'm really attracted to risings in my 1st, 5th & 9th house not the 7th

Do Gemini risings talk to themselves, you do represent the twins!?

Aquarius risings/Pluto 10th house are so private I usually assume they are..dea-.💀

Fixed signs are very different from others idk if it's their Ascendant or moon sign

Never noticed Scorpio risings have thick eyebrows very close to their eyes

Do earth risings ever critize their body and face!?

Do air risings talk to y'all themselves, I mean we all do!?

Do fire risings love to be in the present & enjoy the moment to the fullest while it's last! 🌞

Do water risings ever think about the past alot, I see a lot of water risings talk about the past in front of me alot to the point I'm bored...💀!?

The people that has a rbf actually are Saturn/Pluto/Mars in 1st house

Also, Scorpio, Capricorn & Aries Risings 😡

I forgot to say water risings men looks like sad dogs/birds/fishs☹️🕊️..😂

I think Nicki Minaj is a Aquarius rising

My bad 😬

Have a Great Gemini Szn! Next Week 😊♊

[1111jenx]

Astrology Observ Rants: 🌜random placements🌛

Heyyyy!! So I was really inspired by this one fellow blogger that i have mutuals with on my tumblr feed and decided to start writing some rants!😆 Take this easy and have fun! Lemme know what you guys think down below:)

1. Leo Moon/Venus/Rising. You do not need others validation to feel happy. When people tell you to back off, back off. Repeat after me until that becomes real. I'm a Leo Rising/Venus so I truly know this best. Some of us really see red flag as a sign to chase lol

2. Are you really bestfriends with a Scorpio Venus if they never told you all of their sketchy schemes? Oh you didn't know that they created a fake Tinder account and spent 2 hours swiping left on the app at 1AM in the morning to see if they will find their s/o account? Even if their s/o is sound asleep next to them? You didn't know they do that? They probably not your bestfriend then😬 (Mix this with Virgo/Libra energy and you get a demon)

3. A big hug then a loving slap to all of my Gemini Sun with Leo Venus out there! Some of y'all are simply crazy possessive but refuse to show it somehow? Why do you feel so much but show so little? Being in love will not make you guys distracted. Show the world how big your heart is. My Leo Venus will really appreciate this thank you.

4. Sagittarius moon people... Are you guys like... Okay? Literally any sun with sagittarius moon are the worst overthinkers I've met in my life, worst temper too. I'm not sure why some people believe Sag moon slacks off and ignore the problem. In my experience I have not met any Sagittarius moon thats not either 1. confrontational 2. extreme anger issues 3. extreme identity crisis 4. truly feel bad when they did someone dirty and can owe up to their wrongs 5. STUDIOUS ( My mom has this and her sun is in Gemini and despite her age, she's currently learning 2 new languages and has traveled to most countries in the world, I'm serious)

5. I didn't really get why Sagittarius men have such a bad reputation until I met one. Wow. And y'all have the audacity to call Gemini men evil? Have you met a Sag man with water placements?

6. Gemini Rising please please please calm down. I love your energy when you're at your best. Literal sunshine! But your moodiness is INSANE and you guys have anxiety so bad sometimes I just wanna give y'all a hug.

7. Hey Aquarius Rising! It's time to let go of this toxic cycle. You know you deserve better. Clinging on people who won't share the spotlight with you don't do any good.

8. I'm sorry I typed formla instead of *formula! Now can you shut up and stop taking screenshots of my grammar errors? Yeah I'm talking about you guys, Virgo Moon/Mars.

9. I feel like no one ever talks about how Cancer Mercury can either never freaking open up??? Like at all??? Or can't shut up about their emotions??? Like its either the former or the latter it's tiring boo.

10. Gemini Mercury aspecting Venus. Please. Make a decision.

11. Capricorn mars energy makes me wanna bend over and let them torture me sometimes. But only when they're heartless and don't give a damn about me. When they start to care it's like they want us to elope ASAP.

12. I think it'd be best if Aries Moon people sit down and lock themselves up in a room when they're about to throw a tantrum. This will really help your relationships.

13. Pisces sun women and their relationships with their grandparents. A lot of Pisces I know grow up with their grandparents!! Not a rant just a fun fact lol.

14. Pisces Moon people are delusional. I said what I said. Y'all really believe blasting "Attract my ex come back to me affirmations RHZ" will manifest your ex back in your life. Get a therapist. (I'm a Pisces moon so I know. Don't come for me)

15. Finally, Leo sun with Libra venus❤️ I read somewhere saying that you guys are angels! You are. But in the same time. Some of y'all will risk it ALL when you want someone. I mean literally. Stop it.

love,

saint jenx🪐

[wellthatwasaletdown]

Lol my dad is an aquarius and he's not like this at all. But I guess he's the exception because everyone seems to agree that aquarius men are trash 😬����😬

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[silkgonerough]

Astro Observations/rants #2 (mostly regarding sun signs and how men are trash🌞)

😑 Sagittarius men always seem to have personalities or like beliefs or are just assholes tbh that don’t fit and or stray away from other ppls ideals/moral codes where if anyone else did them they’d be looked down up yet they’re always given a green card and usually still loved and accepted despite it?? Like I swear a sag man could murder someone and still be supported and accepted by everyone...Oh wait... THAT ALREADY HAPPENED (Ted bundy🤪)

👯‍♂️on the opposite side tho.. a Gemini man.. could absolutely never😬 gemini guys are some of the most controversial ppl I know. Ppl either love or hate them to death and every action they make can change these feeling towards them at the drop of the hat and their actions are usually a fucking mess. They could be 100% innocent in a murder case and ppl would still be making theories on how their the killer (me included sns)

🥺This may just be me but I feel like the sign that I encounter/get to know the least are cancers? It’s weird tho bc I know a good amount of ppl from each sign but cancers are like so scarce in my life it’s sad! The ones I have met are rlly nice and usually super hot (there’s something about a cancer man🙏)

😍Going off of that let’s not lie everyone’s been a little bit of a slut for a Cancer or Capricorn man at one point or another (this includes fictional characters as well ppl👀) like I’ve seen a trend in guys who gain a lot of attention for their looks/overall demeanor (bc they’re usually rlly hot) being one of the two!! In my high school hands down two of the hottest guys to ever walk into that building were a Cancer and a Capricorn and their duality together was too powerful (they were besties😭🙏). I’ll never forget. Also to be clear here I’m just talking about them looks wise, personality of both is usually an absolute trainwreck :))

👑People love to label Leo’s as the queen bees but a Scorpio or Virgo could easily give them a run for their money. Both are usually super charming and ppl tend to get behind them pretty easily but get on their bad side and yikesss... expect everyone they come into contact with to know your business🤭

🤷‍♀️I’ve noticed a lot of Sagittarius sun and Aquarius sun girls have had a “I’m one of the boys” phase at one point or another? It’s never intentional either like both signs just seem to get along with the opposite sex pretty well in a platonic way. And like most of them have either had a lot of guy friends or hung out with a group of guys casually for a long period of time until things got super weird ofc but like it’s just easy for them to get along with males I guess?? This may be kind of a random observation but it’s something I’ve always noticed and I myself am a Sagittarius and have gotten a taste of how it felt to be “one of the boys” and I almost died of boredom.

🤭I don’t what you guys are talking about when saying Scorpios will take your secrets to the grave maybe for the other placements but the suns are not doing all that... every Scorpio sun I’ve been with has spilled everyone’s tea in the first 10 minutes of us talking but SOMEHOW EVERYONE KEEPS TELLING THEM STUFF

👰‍♀️Libra sun woman are usually quite diplomatic and stubborn in sticking to their moral highground but I’ve noticed that when it comes to relationships their kind of pushovers and they allow certain behaviors to slide that they wouldn’t in other ppl :/ I think it’s mostly because they see their partners in really high regards bc they specifically chose that person to be with (and that’s a big deal Libras are not an anybody type of bitch when it comes to actually settling) so they probably don’t want to come to terms that who they chose is not actually that great of a person,, also I think a lot of libras have a fear of being alone in general so it makes it harder for them to cut something off ;(

🙄Going off of that libra sun/moon men are usually not all their cracked up to be. Libra guys can have a very scary shift in who they present to the world vs who they really are.. I’ve experienced it myself and it was horrible to say the least, they’re charm really does help them get out of anything smh

🐟Last but not least Pisces, Virgo, and Gemini sun men YALL NEED TO EITHER STEP IT TF UP OR MOVE TF OUT OF THE WAY we’re tired😭😭😭😭

[monkeemonkeemonkeegif]

okay hear me out in this one. just hear me out okay? aquarius men☹️☹️😬

[taeraenini]

my mom is obssessed with astrology and while i have very small knowledge about it, speaking from personal experience, aquarius men are hot, intelligent and attractive both inside out, but they absolutely run when it comes to emotional attachment. so sad, cause they are like the most absolute perfect guys to have in your life 😩 i worked over an year to conquer one and i gave up, literally they are cute and fun but frustrating af. it’s like they want you close for 1 second and the next second they want to send you to Mars. like Jae btw, he said he wants to take us (fans) to Mars. wow I love his mind but i want to be close to you hello!! anyway, as frustrating as they are, they are good men and won’t stop loving them for anything in this world 😳

i see, i see 🤔 i've never made such observations so this was interesting! thank you, mia ❤️

sending us to mars sounds absolutely like a threat. i'm fine on earth, thank you very much 😬 i can do a lot of fun stuff here...like breathing and staying alive 😆 besides, if i go to mars, my chances for getting that hug would drop from 0% to -100% lol. and i really want one!

ah, and the fact that you were trying for a year... i'm very sad to hear it didn't work out but also really impressed with your patience.

[simdollazzz]

Story Down Below

Mr. and Mrs. Fox. 🥰🧊

These two are iconic in my eyes cause like I said before I was playing with these two for a rough 3 years because I FINALLY gotten a gaming laptop lmao. They went to university together along with their 6 good friends who are also big successful celebrities as well. These two forever bicker with each other because both of them are Capricorn’s (like myself) 😂. They recently had twins (boy and girl) and that’s all Aaron ever wanted because he think it’s time to start a family while Candice is a Superstar Actress/ Business women thinks that it’s a little too soon because she is always working and super busy.She says that “A family could fucking wait” 😭

Bio Time🤧🩸

Aaron 👨🏽‍💻💸: Raised by a big traditional family Aaron Foxx has always had an keen eye for business. He graduated college with a degree in business and later became one of the wealthiest business men in in the Sims town. He has a Capricorn sun♑️, Libra moon♎️ and a Leo rising♌️.

Candice 💅🏽💰: While graduating high school as one of those “sexy” “mysterious girl”, Candice is known as the hardest working women in Sims Hollywood. After Growing up in a small country town known as Salmon Woods and graduated Sims university with a degree in Fine Arts/ Business,she made it clear to her parents that she was going to be bigger than life (in a humble way) lol, even though she’s very ambitious and goal oriented, she’s always been very charitable towards the Sims world and very down to earth but don’t get it twisted cause she is hot headed. 😬She has a Capricorn sun♑️, Gemini moon♊️ and a Aquarius rising♒️.

[babyfairy]

I feel like Aquarius men lead a close second to libra (it could be my bias as an Aquarius woman but a lot of Aquarius men I’ve met are just,,,,😬)

air sign men in general are.....just atrocious but the god complex that a lot of aquarius men possess? 😐 that shit is annoying

[toxic-fucking-waste]

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