#april 26 dude

[lacalaveracatrina]

Everything tell me that I need to live a more solitary life. The loveliest and most precious moments of my life are slipping away in amusements which, in truth, bring me nothing but boredom. (Sunday 4 April 1824).” ― Eugène Delacroix, The Journal of Eugene Delacroix

[lacalaveracatrina]

@thomaswylde

Robert Leroy Johnson - on the left - (May 8, 1911 – August 16, 1938) was an American blues musician and songwriter. His landmark recordings in 1936 and 1937 display a combination of singing, guitar skills, and songwriting talent that has influenced later generations of musicians. He is now recognized as a master of the blues, particularly the Delta blues style. This photograph dates approx 1928/29 also shown is Johnny Shines (April 26th 1915 - April 20th 1992) Shines was born in the community of Frayser, in Memphis, Tennessee. He was taught to play the guitar by his mother and spent most of his childhood in Memphis, playing slide guitar at an early age in juke joints and on the street. He moved to Hughes, Arkansas, in 1932 and worked on farms for three years, putting aside his music career. A chance meeting with Robert Johnson, his greatest influence, gave him the inspiration to return to music. In 1935, Shines began traveling with Johnson, touring in the United States and Canada. They parted in 1937, one year before Johnson's death.

Robert Leroy Johnson's music and style was a great influence on Bob Dylan and he listened to his recordings on 78rpm records many times while formulating his own unique style....

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: So- wait, what do we all need to do then? Do we just- do we just enjoy?

Roier: Uhh just um, just-

Maxo: Enjoy! Enjoy it!

Roier: Yes, enjoy, enjoy, because we are going to do, um-

Foolish: [looking at Vegetta] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy...

Vegetta: Foolish… *takes off his clothes* enjoy.

Foolish:

[stupid-2012tmnt-pics]

THEY DID NOT FUCKING DO THIS

[konstantya]

Nothing like an ebay purchase suddenly showing up two months late???

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for ignoring a friend’s advice and continuing to vent to them?

I (25) have abusive parents, I’m aware of it and it causes me a lot of stress. I usually would vent to my best friend (24) about it and for the past two years or so they’ve just been telling me that I need to go “no-contact” with my parents.

I can’t do that because I’m financially dependent on my parents (I have a chronic medical issue that they help pay for some of the treatment for), and my friend gets really frustrated because they say I’m ignoring their advice and not taking it seriously. They went no-contact with their parents when they were 20.

In recent months when I’ve vented about stuff they shut me down with “I don’t want to talk about this” or “dude you knew things were going to be bad, you’re a grown adult, stop visiting them, go no contact”. But this month, they’ve stopped responding at all or if they do it’s to yell at me for not cutting my parents off yet.

I don’t like their advice when it deals to my parents. I’ve told them before I’m not just going to cut them off, and my friend said they’re only trying to help but that I’m seriously pissing them off by not doing anything about the situation other than “letting myself get abused”. They told me they don’t want to hear it anymore if it’s just going to be the same shit over and over again. In the past I’ve ignored this request and vented when I needed to and they get extra pissed off about it and we usually end up arguing.

I don’t have other friends + can’t get a therapist because I’m still on my parents insurance and my parents don’t believe in therapy. (For context I will have to sign up for my own insurance through my work late this year because next year I am turning 26, but it is April right now and that is many months away. It costs a whole lot more than what my parents charge me for their insurance, but I would be able to go to therapy then).

[mooncello]

I haven't posted anything from my COBB yet because it is *highkey* psyching me out. I'm stressin'. I definitely overreached with this one. The first two chapters flowed out a couple months ago, and now I'm staring at my loose outline (chaotic plantser to the max) and wondering how the f*ck I'm gonna do this thing. Write, I guess?

It's so very different in tone and vibes from lost boys. So that's been fun. (Speaking of, I know I said chapter two would be published this week, but it's getting final artistic touches from @iamamythologicalcreature. Will publish when it's ready for y'all!)

Thanks for the tags @thewholelemon, @you-remind-me-of-the-babe & @shrekgogurt. Love seeing your updates. 🩵

Alright, untitled celebrity AU snippet under the cut.

Simon POV, age 26:

Only the booze made me think of Baz more, not less. And then the weed made me horny and reckless. Then Smith turned up. He’s hot. I’ve always thought so, but never acted on it because of my brand. My straight, homespun, golden boy next door image that Davy created, and now I’m fucking handcuffed to it. Someone at the party started reading Baz's poem—the naff one some magazine published—solo cup in one hand, phone in the other, as she stood on a goddamn table, swooning over his use of simile or whatever the fuck, and I went mental. Found Smith in the empty kitchen and just ... attacked his face. I liked it. I liked kissing a dude.

happy april tags! xo

@best--dress, @bookish-bogwitch, @hushed-chorus, @cutestkilla, @artsyunderstudy, @facewithoutheart, @whatevertheweather, @valeffelees, @ileadacharmedlife, @stitchyqueer, @larkral, @emeryhall, @raenestee, @blackberrysummerblog, @shemakesmeforget & @orange-peony

[try-set-me-on-fire]

Tagged for wip Wednesday by @thewolvesof1998 @devirnis @rewritetheending and @alyxmastershipper! Was also tagged by a bunch of people for a bunch of things yesterday but was to busy to post anything, sorry i love you all mwah mwah mwah. Anyway (ringing a bell) Eddie’s miserable, come and get it (a little nsfw this time)

In February he breaks things off with Ana, gracelessly. She deserved better than his mumbling non-explanations over the kitchen sink, but he thinks she probably deserved better from the moment they went on their first date, so there's no use in splitting hairs now. In April he comes out to his sisters, who promise to have his back if he ever tells mom and dad. He privately and guiltily thinks about waiting for his parents to die so he can enjoy his life, but he thinks, overall, that it was a pretty positive experience, that he felt pretty good about it, so he comes out to Christopher a week later. Chris doesn't understand what that means for Shannon, and Eddie also doesn’t understand what that means for Shannon, has been wracked with guilt over what this means for Shannon, who died at 26 and wasted so much time with him when he’s not sure he ever loved her right. And so maybe he falls apart a little bit and maybe he yells a little bit, and maybe Chris yells too, and then they spend three horrible days barely talking, the longest they’ve ever fought. Truce is called in front of a picture of the three of them, together and happy, photo sitting pride of place in the center of the mantle.

“She was my best friend,” Eddie says, telling the absolute truth. “I’ll miss her all my life.”

Chris nods, and sighs, and leans against him, and says if he’s going to get a boyfriend he should find one who’s better at video games, and Eddie takes the olive branch gratefully, and loses at Mario Kart eight times in a row.

In May he gets drunk at Pat's birthday party and begins a series of regrettable hookups with Dylan the x-ray tech. There is not much grace to be found here, either. Half the nursing staff have had a series of regrettable hookups with Dylan the x-ray tech, a fact that makes him feel embarrassed, mostly, but also sort of delighted in some strange and shivery way. A feeling of solidarity, he would explain if anyone somehow had the insight to ask, a feeling of belonging brought about by commiseration over shared bad ideas. Harder to explain but perhaps more true: he liked the feeling of being wanted for his body and wanting another body, he liked the feeling of being used, he liked learning to suck dick with his knees aching on the cold floor of an out of the way janitor's closet.

In June there is a fire that takes out the metro dispatch center.

@shortsighted-owl @burins @buckactuallys @eowon @rogerzsteven @butchdiaz it’s Wednesday my (gn) dudes

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[aslanscompass]

Empire of Death live watch

Okay, so creepy dust. I still have issues with some of this stuff.

Not killing Kate, will not accept.

Genius kid has lasers in his scooter. Okay, I guess.

Three different intensities

YOU AREN'T KILLING KATE PERMENANTLY?!

taking the time for helmets now? seriously?

And why destroy all of London? Like, what's the point? And how'd Sutekh get off the alien planet anyway?

Ms. Flood. ? still don't get it.

Another dig at prayer.

wait, what? Flood and Carla and Cherry? Okay, you've got 50 minutes to fix all this, Rusty.

why smiling?

inside of time window TARDIS looks different

CLIP FROM Pyramid of Mars? I would not have expected that? WHat? More credit for the TV reality theory. His head is just too hairy.

Saving with memories is very much Death of the Doctor. Susan clip in COLOR

Okay, so all the Sue Twist creatures are 'seeds' from previous TARDIS trips.

Is he still the Last of the Time Lords? Claiming that back again? Last I checked, you weren't even Gallifreyan.

oH MY WORD every doctor's everything! Mel gets to fondle the coat

Memory hodgepodge , so that's 'where' the Tales of the Tardis stuff was

It's more interesting than his 'actual' TARDIS. Smaller, more cluttered, but much more interesting.

Are we finally getting the answer of Ruby?

This whole 'idea' thing is very Clara. Time Echoes everywhere.

Okay, you're going to have to undo this somehow.

"Dust of Death" would have been a great title. Or just "Dust" The former is a bit too spoiler-y.

I saw a letter in the most recent DWM complaining that the novel "Empire of Death" shed no light on the season finale. And I'm just like... so... yeah...

But if it's happening now....just, like... if Susan Twist was at multiple points in time, shouldn't it be an un-happening, like the Pandorica?

Screamy Doctor. Not crying Doctor. Pika liked my 'little April shower' joke.

Ruby as greater than the Doctor? Really?

Random woman talking to the Doctor. Hmm. Baby? Baby Ruby?

B-city? Death ray. Unsure name. It can't be that long ago, because baby is still baby.

Where did Ruby and Mel go?

A spoon? Okay, is anybody else feeling that we missed something here?

Oh, wait, dead baby? Oh. Not good.

For some reason, I 'bought' the destroyed universe in Pandorica Opens.

"I swear to you, this spoon..." most narm-y moment ever.

'cultural appropriation' Really. End of the world and you have to make that joke.

Oh no. It's catching up with Mel.

What about her father? Someone mentioned that online ---

Sutekh can't gronk Ruby's mother?

Okay, Ap dude.

DNA testing. Hmm. So now, we get some idea what was going on. Doesn't remember the 73-yard timelord.

Manditory DNA testing. Something is going to go wrong with Mel. Too much red lights.

Does the death-wave affect animals too? It must, And trees? How alive must a thing be? Coral?

I ain't seeing no computers here.

So Sutekh thinks Ruby's mum is important. I'm starting to doubt it.

26 minutes left and...

Ominous music. Sure, send the mole to keep watch.

And now the sonic's orangy. Seriously.

Okay, if she was born in 2004, the native "her" would be 42 in 2046

Her mum is the Rani, Romana, SJS, Mel Bush, Ace, River Song, AMy Pond, Darkel, Missy, snow.... the Great Intelligence, I'm just putting that out there.

"When did it ever help?"

Oh, I'm sure thatBonnie Langford LOVED getting to play a baddie.

"Silence will fall"

please SOMEBODY, DO AN EDIT WITH "MY EMPIRE OF DIRT" on scenes from the episode.

This had better be good. Very good.

Child of the TARDIS??

MEMORY created?

Are you still leaving it undisclosed.

Rope? Serious? Real Elvish rope.

Whistle? Oh, TARDIS on command. Is that a Dalek eyestalk in the TARDIS

Lassoing him with a rope? okay, dumbest plot boomerang ever.

"he put death to death"

oKAY, still very stupid.

eVEn last episode's soldier dude. Okay.

But Ms. Flood? being all cozy? just... AGH

Okay, roughly 20 minutes left. So.... more stufF? I guess

Too much time left.

really, why. Become a monster? Lame. Still not seeing the emotional nuance of Smith or Capaldi here.

All this travel with open TARDIS doors. Really.

That makes no sense. Jack survived the Vortex. Okay, bad data point. Clara survived specifically bc the TARDIS protected her.

And what's with the white shirt and sweatpants? just showing off his body?

YES, I knew they wre gonna hire Sutekh's splinter. Pizza party.

Such a long wrap up.

Like, I 'bought' the Pandorica collapse because--the whole coalition of evil that teamed up to prevent it.

Huh. She's just an ordinary woman? Louise Alison Miller-- Still doesn't answer

William Benjamin Garrant

seriously? "She was important because we think she's important" ARE YOU Kidding me!? That's taking your 'humans are special' thing to a whole new level.

ARE YOU F' ME? Just giving me I thought the paramedics or whatever chose it too.

11 minutes left. PLEASE tell me we get answers.

I think the whole, 'birth mother not wanting contact' thing is... well, it's a thing, but... F**

they just... no...

'no hatred in this house' such a pride month statement.

'REAL MUM!' NO no no no --Birth Mum, Ruby, she's your Birth mum. Carla raised you. She's the mum who matters.

jUST, AGH! My fears about the adoption storyline is totally true. Like, it's totally a thing that does happen, but it's not the only thing. Cheap cliches.

RTD was shopping at the Cliche market and they had a two-for-one special, so he cleaned out the bins.

I mean, half a point for the existence of a Birth Dad, but otherwise, minus several score.

Okay, Ms. Flood narrating. That is a very Romana outfit.

AGH

That waas the worst.

[marielaure]

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Random Grishaverse Ship Stats on AO3 because my brain and eyes got tired from reading Chaucer:

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I. Publication/Release Dates

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Shadow and Bone: 5 June 2012

Siege and Storm: 4 June 2013

Ruin and Rising: 17 June 2014

Six of Crows: 29 September 2015

Crooked Kingdom: 20 September 2016

The Other duology series: 2019 & 2021

Shadow and Bone Season 1: 23 April 2021

Shadow and Bone Season 2: 16 March 2023

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II. Canon Ships

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Kaz/Inej: 5011

1st: 29 December 2015

Latest: 21 August 2024

Alina/Darkling: 4665

1st: 9 August 2013

Latest: 21 August 2024

Jesper/Wylan: 4570

1st: 24 November 2015

Latest: 21 August 2024

Nina/Matthias: 2078

1st: 29 December 2015

Latest: 21 August 2024

Nikolai/Zoya: 1043

1st: 14 February 2016

Latest: 21 August 2024

Alina/Mal: 852

1st: 29 November 2013

Latest: 20 August 2024

Fedyor/Ivan: 553

1st: 24 April 2021

Latest: 19 August 2024

Genya/David: 518

1st: 22 October 2014

Latest: 21 August 2024

Tamar/Nadia: 187

1st: 25 September 2014

Latest: 18 August 2024

Nina/Hanne: 98

Adrik/Leoni: 46

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III. Popular Not-Canon Ships

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Kaz/Jesper: 402

1st: 19 August 2016

Latest: 17 August 2024

Alina/Nikolai: 383

1st: 21 July 2014

Latest: 19 August 2024

Nina/Inej: 189

1st: 24 February 2016

Latest: 29 July 2024

Alina/Zoya: 165

1st: 25 September 2014

Latest: 16 August 2024

Alina/Genya: 149

1st: 20 September 2017

Latest: 14 August 2024

Mal/Nikolai: 79

1st: 8 April 2020

Latest: 14 August 2024

Darkling/Kaz: 43 (why did I think there were more?)

1st: 19 April 2021

Latest: 17 August 2024

Inej/Alina: 31

1st: 16 July 2021

Latest: It’s mine! Did NOT realize that - unintentional.

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IV. Miscellaneous/Other/Rare Pairs

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Kaz/Wylan: 114

1st: 25 April 2021

Latest: 17 August 2024

Jesper/Inej: 69

1st: 16 June 2018

Kuwei/Jesper: 62

1st: 30 Jan. 2017

Latest: 12 August 2024

Kaz/Matthias: 62

1st: 19 April 2017

Latest: 14 August 2024

Kaz/Nina: 46

1st: 28 April 2017

Latest: 30 July 2024

Wylan/Matthias: 30

1st: 4 July 2021

Latest: 25 July 2024

Matthias/Alina: 27

1st: 1 July 2021

Latest: 30 June 2024

Matthias/Inej: 19

1st: 28 August 2019

Latest: 25 July 2024

Tolya/Inej: 11

1st: 19 March 2023

Latest: 29 April 2024

Kaz/Alina: 9 (again, thought there were more of these for some reason)

1st: 26 April 2021

Latest: 27 January 2024

Tolya/Alina: 9

1st: 13 January 2022

Latest: 21 August 2024

Nina/Alina: 7

1st: 9 May of 2021

Latest: 26 March 2023

Zoya/Inej: 5

1st: 18 May 2021

Latest: 4 June 2024

Zoya/Kaz: 5

1st: 18 October 2021

Harshaw & Oncat: 4 (We’re all so lucky, I originally searched with a slash…luckily nothing popped up. But they’re so close buddies that they made this list. Harshaw is an Inferni from the original trilogy and Oncat is his cat)

Jesper/Alina: 2

Alina/Tamar: 2

Jesper/Jordie: 1

Wylan/Alina: 0

Tamar/Inej: 0

Wylan/David: 0

BUT I ended up finding an interesting fic in the process. I read the first chapter, it’s titled “A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Republican National Convention” I don’t know it’s one hell of a title given 2024.

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V. Notes

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*I didn’t realize until later Darkling/Alina may not be considered a “canon” ship, but they perform so well I’m not changing it 😊

*I haven’t read the latest duology so that’s why I didn’t do much for Adrik/Leoni and Nina/Hanne. The only reason I know about Zoya/Nikolai is YouTube and its popularity for only having two books setup.

*There’s only 8 fics with “Harij Ghafa” or “Inej Ghafa’s Brother” —I want to know more about this dude! I have so many headcanons and stories bouncing around my head…another time, another time.

*I broke the pattern a bit at the end

*Also, anyone who has read The Wraithling and Her Saints — my sporadic updates tag is living up to its name 😊. This fic I’m messing with the magic system, world building, history, family lineage, and personalities (?) of what feels like everything. It’s so fun, but I’ve just got to be in a very certain mindset and vibe to write it. I’m trying to make it a longer Inej/Alina fic as those are normally shorter.

*Suggestions: Comment below any ships or just platonic pairings you’d love to see more of! I actually have a Jesper & Alina story in mind, will it ever be written? Who knows. But I’d love to hear y’all’s thoughts!

*Stats as of 20 August 2024 and 21 August 2024

[micahweissberg]

closed starter for jude buxton @chillpills, gulp 'n' go. april 26, 2024, 10pm.

he's been living with the same dread since he was about nine. has learned to be domestic with it in his head, really, in a nice little house, with the picket fence and central heating and everything. comfortable. and yet, he never seems to be prepared when the dread comes, even if he's in the middle of buying condoms two blocks away from a busty redhead waiting for him with a chest tattoo and a tongue piercing — punk rock jessica rabbit? was the opening line, and that was somehow amusing enough to lead to a late-night arrangement in the rougher part of town. blue harbor's very own rock bottom to oak gardens' glove world, where his father is hosting him for the foreseeable future.

but the little square dude is a braver man than he is. he's six feet with an english degree and he's falling apart. grabbing purchase on the ice cream freezer, he tries to count a sparse selection of off-brand drumsticks below him just to try and calm himself. but despite his best efforts, he can still feel the floor moving away from his feet, his physical body untethered from any grounding source.

"fuck, fuck... fuck," he hisses before deciding to throw his body against the glass door, the chimes screaming at the girl behind the register to announce his exit. he makes a beeline for the one bathroom outside, kicks open a cubicle, but even with his heart in his throat and the air around him getting dangerously thinner, he chokes out a laugh at the notion that of course the toilet doesn't have a fucking cover. pacing backwards, he leans against the discolored sink, dried... stuff and other unidentifiable fluids crusting up along the ceramic. he needs to be close to the ground. squeezing his eyes shut, he foregoes his disgust for gas station restrooms and situates himself on the floor beside the sink, forehead against his forearms as he attempts to regulate his breathing.

and it must be fifteen, twenty minutes later that he unclenches his fists and a slim pack of durex falls out.

shit.

—

"hi, i'd... like to pay for these."

the shiny white plastic bearing his name is slid across the counter next to the condoms and a bottle of room temp water. his clipped curls are slightly disheveled. one side of his collar is sticking out the wrong way and the sleeves of his hoodie are folded up in different lengths. he surveys the various items on the counter and hastily decides to throw in a neon yellow bic lighter, a watermelon-flavored chupa chups, a pack of sour trolli gummies, a deck of bicycle cards, and a blue pen into the mix. he tries not to make eye contact with the cashier and instead draws his attention towards the headlines on yesterday's paper sitting on the magazine rack nearby.

[aurora567]

Little Mouse Ch. 21

Warnings this fic will contain mature themes. Such as but not limited to teasing, kidnapping, Stockholm syndrome, very unhealthy relationships, some elements of non-con/rape, threesomes, drug use, breath play, voyeurism, branding, sex.

Summery: We get a little threesome action going on. So if you do not like FMM then you may not like the end of this chapter and the start of chapter 22.

Word Count: 6472

AN: I will be visiting my little sister who just had a baby and so I will not be posting anything from April 12-26. I will make a post on my tumbler as well but incase no one sees it. Chapter 22 will be posted on April 29th sorry for the wait.

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The days to follow fell into an odd little routine. Toga actually held up her end and actually practiced fighting with Rin nearly daily. There were a few times Rin would find Dabi waiting in the blondes place but that was fine. He always agreed to practice first. Though at the end it always ended with her pinned and at some point them both naked or semi naked. How exactly she would end up in such situations was hard to say, it always seemed to happen fighting between them always ended up in them fucking as well. And this practice session was no different. Though that was not much of a surprise and really she was not complaining it always held release any of the tension she may be feeling. Especially as she found herself sticking closer to Shigaraki now taking over Kurogiri’s job of being his babysitter.

So now when Rin was not practicing to regain those old fighting skills she once had she was doing as she was now. Sitting in the same room as Shiggy to make sure he did not throw a temper tantrum or anything of the sort. It was often boring, though she would be lying if she did not admit that Shiggy could at times be okay company. Often it was when she could get him to talk about some of his more favorite games. That often was one conversation that would at least not have him raging by the end of.

But today Rin did not have to go to such lengths to try and keep the man happy, whether she was lucky or what she was not going to complain about. Shigaraki was rather calm and quiet for a nice change and she was keeping silent and reading a magazine she had Toga snatch for her to help fight off the boredom that came with no one really letting her go anywhere or do very much. But at the moment no one was really doing anything and so she relaxed on an old couch reading. Shiggy was in the middle of talking with some doctor dude who worked with All for One and was supposedly the person who had created those creatures she had met back in Hosu that one wild night. She had also learned that the doctor could at times be a touchy subject, as what was to be the plans for the future. So she bit her tongue and kept her questions to herself waiting for the man to tell them all instead of trying to push for answers.

So Rin tried her best to keep her attention on the magazine in her hands even though fashion really did not interest her, nor any of those what's your perfect man tests and crap. But she needed to at least try and look like she was doing more than sit there bored out of her mind while keeping an eye on the man who was sitting in an old worn computer chair, an old handheld gaming system in hand. It was not as great as his old PC and counsel that he used to have at the old bar, and he made sure everyone knew when Twice had showed up with the system. Still he may have bitched like a kid but that did not stop him from playing with the small handful of games the others had been able to provide the man child.

The sound of the door to the room creaking open loudly had green eyes peering up from over the top of her magazine to see who had dared to join her and Shiggy during such a nice and rare quiet moment. She should not have been surprised to find it was Dabi who had come to ruin the peace.

“What do you want Dabi?” Shigaraki had beaten her to the punch and asked the question first, drawing Dabi’s wide grin and bright eyes away from Rin to look over at the pale haired man who was still playing his game.

“Just come looking for my little mouse,” Dabi said, smirking widely as he turned his attention from Shiggy back to Rin. To which she rolled her eyes at the man before trying to turn her attention back to the magazine in hand even though she had not flipped the page she was on for over five minutes.

“What do you want, Dabi?” She asked just getting straight to the point and repeating Shiggy’s question as she listened to the man's heavy boots start to walk towards her. She tried to ignore him as she continued to pretend to be reading the words in front of her.

“I’m bored and simply came looking for you to cure that,” Was the reply from the man. Which just had her once again rolling her eyes at him. He was bored which meant he wanted sex to pass the time she was sure.

“Can’t you go harass someone else I am trying to relax,” She said simply not originally feeling in the mood. Of course her little bit of attitude was met with him glaring down at her. She pretended not to notice, kind of hoping the man would just turn and walk away. Though that was wishful thinking on her behalf.

“Oh but you’re just so fun to harass,” The man said simply before he reached out and grabbed the magazine she had been staring at and ripping it from her hands which had her cry out in protest even though she was not actually reading it.

“Give that back,” She demanded as she glared up at the man as he smirked down at her and stepped back as she tried to reach out for the magazine.

“Oh you want this back? Well then come and get it,” He taunted her expecting her to jump to her feet which is exactly what she did as she once again tried to reach for the magazine in the man’s hand even though she had a good idea of what was going to happen as they started to struggle over the magazine. It was such a childish thing to do and yet it was enough to irritate the woman and had her trying to grab the magazine which in turn had the dark haired man dancing around her like a matador dancing around an angry bull. Rin would lunge for the magazine and Dabi would easily keep the papers from her reach. It wasn’t even like Dabi was that much taller than her so it was not a case that he was holding the magazine above her head. So he resorted to simply dancing around with the woman for a moment as she struggled to try and reach for her belonging.

Of course the dance only lasted a few moments before she found his other hand striking out to grab her arm, keeping her from being able to try and lunge for her magazine. She found herself pulled in towards his chest as her magazine found its way to being tossed to the floor a little ways away from them. With her back against his chest his hand that was now free moved quickly to wrap his fingers around her neck snugly up against the base of her jaw. It was almost more like he was holding the head of a hissing snake as he kept his hand snuck against her jaw and tilted her head up slightly in the process.

“Dabi,” She hissed at him as she found herself pinned against him. His one hand held her left arm while his right hand held her neck tightly. Her right hand moved up to grab his forearm but she made no other attempt to remove his hand. She could feel his tongue running up the side of her left cheek before his lips found themselves resting against her ear.

“What's the matter little mouse? Did you get yourself trapped?” He was completely teasing her and she knew that. Yet still once his left hand let go of her arm she did not struggle, she had no reason to and knew all too well what it would get her if she did. And although she enjoyed being bratty at times she also was all too aware of the blood shot eyes watching the two of them from across the room.

“Okay Dabi you win,” She said softly as she stood still wondering if he would release her now that she admitted he won. Of course that was not in the man's plans but still she had to try. Yet all that got her was the fingers around her neck tightening their grip a little more. She could feel her own pulse start to race. And with the way his fingers were gripped along her neck she could tell that he could feel every beat of her heart as his fingers laid very precisely over her arties along her neck.

“I did, didn't I? Well then I am going to enjoy my prize for winning then,” His breath was warm against her cheek as she felt his teeth suddenly nipping at her ear. Whether it was the action of the nip, his words or the fact they were being watched she was not sure but damn she hated the way her body reacted to the man. Yet her cheeks filled with a little colour as she glanced over and her eyes locked with Shigaraki before she was able to force herself to look away.

“Dabi not here. We are not alone,” She said softly, feeling her cheeks light up even more. It was one thing when the others teased about being able to hear them from a nearby room. But actually being watched was an entirely different matter. And yet she could not say it was killing the mood in any way.

“So?” Was the single word Dabi said as his smirk grew wider as he pressed his growing hard cock against the woman's backside and felt her start to squirm. When she did not say anything back his grip on her throat carefully tightened a little more before he continued toying with her but also a little with the man who was clearly no longer paying his game any attention, “Maybe Crusty over there wants to watch? Or maybe he would like to join?”

Rin was a little surprised when Dabi mentioned that maybe Shigaraki wanted to watch them. Did he? Another question was did she want him to watch? She had never exactly thought about it nor talked about it with Dabi. Then again they never really talked about what was okay and what was not with sex. Well that is not at all healthy, but then again nothing about her new life was healthy both physically and mentally. And yet she just went with it. Why? She did not have a clue and now was not a time she wanted to ponder that question as she felt her head start to spin a little. Her body squirmed as her panties grew damp and uncomfortable. The action had her slightly grinding back against Dabi which seemed to just make him more happy as he turned his attention to Shigaraki as one hand moved to suddenly grab a breast as he started to man handle it a little. The feeling of Dabi’s hand roughly groping her drew a soft moan from the woman as her eyes fluttered shut and she found herself leaning into Dabi’s hand.

Had she been paying any attention at all like Dabi she would have noticed that Shigaraki had not yet looked away from the two who were standing in the middle of the room giving him a show. She also would have noticed that he did not down right refuse the second Dabi asked him if he wished to watch or join. Which had Dabi’s grin grow even wider. He was usually not one to share and especially with someone like Shigaraki and yet toying with both Rin and their little leader it was too fun of an opportunity to pass up.

“Well I don’t hear either of you complaining so then let's enjoy ourselves,” Dabi grinned at Shigaraki once more before burying his face into the side of Rin’s neck sucking, and biting at the soft skin as his hand stopped groping her breast and instead was on the hunt to find the bottom of her shirt and started to slip his hand underneath of it trailing his hot hand up her stomach. His hand pulled the material of her shirt up with it as he moved his way up to her breasts finding the bottom of her bra and wasted no time pushing the material up allowing her breasts to fall out of her bra. Rin could hear herself gasp, surprised at the fact her shirt and bra were both pushed up to rest as high up her chest as they could stretching the fabric almost uncomfortably under her arms. Her head was spinning too much to allow her the thought of trying to just completely remove the clothes as slight dots danced across her vision before the hand around her neck seemed to feel her body almost slump and the hand loosened its grip allowing blood and oxygen to once again fill her brain just before she would pass out.

Her head had rolled back to rest against Dabi’s shoulder as she moaned when his fingers took a hard nipple between his rough fingers. Pinching and tugging he was far from gentle and yet she did not even try to stop him as her arms instead moved to grip along the forearm of the hand that still held her neck. Her hand held tightly to his arm for the simple support of she feared her legs would not hold herself up for very long at the way he was toying with her. Between the breath play and the teasing she was not sure if she would end up a crumpled mess on the floor if he decided to drop her. Her body felt heavy, although the world was no longer spinning she still felt a little light headed and her body seemed almost no longer her own as pleasure washed over her as she arched her back and cried out when Dabi pinched a nipple hard and gave it a good twist. Was it pain or pleasure that had her soaking her panties? Who knew but she did know she craved more.

“Dabi,” She nearly sobbed as she felt her body squirm softly as she felt her inner walls clamping down slightly against nothing. She wanted to cry out in frustration as the need to be filled outweighed the need to be touched.

“Oh what’s this already begging? Do you enjoy being watched that much? Does knowing Shigaraki is watching you turn you on?” Dabi was teasing her when in reality she had nearly forgotten about their silent company. At the mention of said man Rin once again looked over at their pale haired leader who had now completely abandoned his game he had been playing. His hand held completely tossed aside having long ago lost his interest. Those red eyes of his were now locked onto her. At first they were clearly taking in the sight of her bare chest, perky nipples for the world to see as Dabi’s fingers teased and toyed with the soft mounds to his heart's content. And he fully planned to drag this out enjoying the way his usually loud and childish leader had become silent taking in the view before him. It was almost painfully hard for Dabi not to tease the man wanting to call out if he had ever actually seen a woman’s body in person. Dabi was not stupid enough to make that comment in the moment, no he would do it after.

“Dabi please don't tease,” Rin gasped struggling to force the words from her mouth. Now whether that was meant to him not to tease her or not to tease Shigaraki she was not sure. Her mind was quickly turning to mush. She no longer cared that Shigaraki had not moved from his seat even though he had started to palm himself through his old jeans. At first he had just simply tried to make himself more comfortable and shift the tent in his pants but that had not done Shigaraki any good. And so as he sat there watching he found his right running along his hard member through his pants. A pinky up to ensure he did not rush disintegrating his pants by accident.

It was very clear why Dabi enjoyed the woman’s company so much. Her soft body was one to behold. Even with the new scar that sat above her left hip. Her body had a little bit of fat making her curvier than most hero’s who were all lean. But she was still in a little bit of shape from her past experience of fighting and her once semi-regular gym days even after she quit being a sidekick. Her breasts were soft round mounts that seemed to be a perfect handful in Dabi’s hand as he groped and teased her. Perky pink nipples were almost impossible for Shigaraki to pull his eyes away. But as she cried out he looked up at her face watching the blissed out look as she cried out as Dabi had sunk his teeth into the skin of the top of one shoulder. The cry had not lasted long before it turned into a low moan from the woman as she was already panting hard as if she had run a marathon. Why exactly he did not tell them to leave, or just leave himself he was not sure but it was truly a show to behold as he sat there watching.

The feeling of Dabi’s teeth sinking into her soft skin had her crying out unable to help herself and yet her eyes had nearly rolled into the back of her head at the pleasure the pain brought her. She felt her knees buckling as the hand around her throat tightened its grip and she struggled to keep herself from crumpling to the ground. She gasped for breath as her hands clung to Dabi even as he finally removed his teeth from her shoulder. She was a little surprised by the sudden dental impression Dabi had left, but then again he always did seem to enjoy nibbling and leaving marks. And this was one that truly screamed his since one could actually see the marks and indents left by each tooth that had sunk into her skin. How he could leave such a mark and not break the skin was impressive.

Rin was so blissed out she did not even notice the movement from across the room until she finally got her eyes to refocus. Well fuck she may have cum from that. Who knew she enjoyed being chewed on. Blinking her eyes she felt Dabi’s fingers shift to now reach up from under her jaw to grab her cheeks tilting her head forwards so she was now greeted with the sight of Shigaraki leaning over her.

“Well she already looks fucked out of her mind and you haven’t even done anything,” was the words that she heard from Shigaraki as she watched those red eyes glance down her body. He wasn’t wrong; she was pretty sure she had started to drool and had even lost feeling in her limbs.

The sudden feeling of what felt like sandpaper against the skin of her stomach had her gasp loudly. It surprised her at first till she realized that it was two of his fingers running down her bare stomach and even over the light scar that sat above her left hip. A shiver quickly ran up her back as she felt his rough skin against her soft skin.

“You’re right. It seemed she really enjoyed that,” Dabi smirked, running his tongue over the angry red teeth marks he had left. That had a whine escape her at the pain that shot through her shoulder. The sound had both men smirking as she felt Dabi’s chest vibrate softly in a silent chuckle. Yet she did not care if he was teasing or toying with her, her panties were soaked and her body nearly ached to be filled. Her skin was already starting to become clammy with sweat, her pants felt uncomfortable as did her shirt being crammed up under her arms.

The sudden feel of a dry, rough finger running along the underside of her breast had all other thoughts vanish as her back arched wanting to feel more of the odd sensation. Sure Dabi’s fingers were far from soft against her skin but Shigaraki’s felt like sandpaper at that moment. Yet that did not actually bother her. She was also very accustomed to Dabi’s nearly burning hot hands so Shigaraki’s touch was oddly cool against her quickly growing warm skin. The urge to try and rip her own clothes off was quickly growing as she realized Shigaraki’s hand was painstakingly slowly exploring what exposed skin he could see. His touch was almost feather light against her skin, now whether that was to tease her or was a subconscious decision in an underlying fear that she may suddenly turn to ashes in his hands if he did touch her.

She did not even think about the fact that if Shigaraki so much as placed his entire hand against her stomach she could find herself dead before she realized what happened. Funny how the brain stops functioning when blood is not flowing freely to it. She did not even realize she had been making soft little whines and whimpers as she squirmed softly as shivers ran up her back at the sensation of his rough skin against hers. Her legs shook under her own weight and for once she actually wished there was a bed in the room, would at least make this a little more comfortable for herself.

Her hands slowly reached up, allowing her fingers to play with the edge of the shirt Shigaraki was wearing, curious to see if he would stop her since she could not exactly move while Dabi kept her pinned against his body. Though he was not exempt from her teasing either as she was more than happy to roll her hips back against him hearing the soft hiss that came from him as her ass moved against him. And of course how could she miss the feel of his hard cock being pushed back into her as he returned the simple teasing action. God she wanted to just rip her clothes off but the hand around her neck would make that a little bit hard to do. So instead she found herself softly tugging at the man in front of hers shirt as if that may somehow get the message across. At least he had not slapped her hand away so she took that as an okay sign that what she was doing was not bothering the man who seemed far too invested in staring down her chest that was now free for the world to see.

She had to admit his touch was much gentler than she expected from the pale haired man. Or was she just growing accustomed to Dabi’s often rough treatment that when someone touched her gently she was amazed by it? Or maybe Shigaraki was nervous about touching her? It made sense as he ran no more than a two finger along her skin at a time. But he was quickly growing bolder, it seemed as a finger started to nearly painfully slowly circle around one hard nipple before he finally took it between his fingers watching her reaction. She did not even attempt to contain the soft gasp that slipped past her parted lips at the feeling of her sensitive bud being teased by rough fingers. She watched Shigaraki’s lips curl up when she made a sound at something he did, those red eyes of his seemed to just light up like a kid in a candy store. But she was the delicate sweet that had him so enticed over.

Even Dabi had to admit watching their oh so brave leader eyeing up the woman like a wonderful new candy bar was rather entertaining, of course he also fully anticipated to tease and bug the man about his lack of experience. Dabi knew better than to do that now though as he had no desire to kill the mood that he had started. But damn he would have fun with this all later as well.

“Dabi, Shigaraki,” She whimpered both men's names as she struggled not to pant in between the two single words she was able to get out. She was going crazy with the slow teasing they were both giving her in their own little ways.

“Oh what's the matter princess? Crusty is just doing a little exploring. Let the man enjoy himself,” Dabi smirked into her ear, completely teasing her as the hand that was not around her neck moved to rest on one hip before slowly sliding along the top of her jeans. But those incredibly warm fingers of his did nothing more than slide easily across the skin of her stomach back and forth from one hip to just above the button of her jeans and then back to the side of her hip.

“Too hot,” She gasped softly, mostly talking about the feeling of how warm her own body was feeling from the simple rush as she could feel a bead of sweat running down her back. Though the heat radiating off of Dabi’s body pressed up against hers was no help either.

“Well is that all princess? Well we can surely help with that,” Dabi said smirking as he glanced quickly over her shoulder at Shigaraki. A silent agreement seemed to cross the two men as Dabi’s fingers made quick work of undoing the button of her jeans as Shigaraki’s fingers let go of her nipple and slipped up her breast before his fingers carefully glanced over the material of her shirt and bra. The feeling of the material disintegrating had her body tense up for a second for fear if she moved and was unlucky that those five fingers may accidentally brush against her own skin rendering her in the same shape as her top which now spread across the floor as nothing more than dust.

Now that her shirt was gone she did have to admit it was much more comfortable though she wanted to glare at Shigaraki for destroying her shirt and bra. She did not exactly have a lot of either and even if she did. Finding a nice bra that was comfortable was a pain in the ass and she had liked that one. Though she should know by now with Dabi alone not to wear clothes she values as them being ripped, burnt or disintegrated were clearly bound to happen. The sound of her pants hitting the floor finally registered that she was now standing in nothing but her panties between two men who could very easily kill her if they wanted to. It was a rather interesting rush that she only got to enjoy for a second before Dabi’s hand slipped under her panties and she was nearly collapsing into his grip as a warm finger teasingly glided along her wet folds doing nothing more than agonizingly teasing her.

Her reaction to Dabi’s touch was enough to have Shigaraki snicker softly to himself as his eyes seemed so happy to roam all over her nearly naked form as if he was trying to commit it to memory. Though he probably was trying to memorize were every mark was on her soft skin as his fingers gently and carefully once again started to skim over her skin now moving along her shoulders, down her collar bone, between her breasts which was where his fingers paused for a moment as if he was debating which breast to give his attention to first. Rin had been trying to keep her attention on Shigaraki as her hand grabbed his shirt as if he would somehow offer some support for her quickly growing weak legs.

It was hard to pay attention to what each man was doing as Dabi’s fingers lazily started to tease her clit which had her whimpering as she ached to be filled, even by something as simple as his fingers. Meanwhile Shigaraki was more than happy to help torment her as he leaned forwards. The feeling of his tongue running over the skin of her breast and over her nipple had her tugging against the hand around her neck. The hand seemed to shift from gripping her neck to gripping her cheeks or jaw depending on if Dabi wanted to move her head at his leisure, or if he wished to make her vision blur and her body struggle to stay conscious. Bastard was enjoying the little breath play any time his fingers found themselves resting over her racing pulse.

Her body almost felt over stimulated as her foggy brain struggled to keep up with everything and tell what pleasure was coming from what man. Lips and teeth found themselves nibbling at her breast and nipples. It seemed Dabi would not be the only one who left his mark on her fair skin as Shigaraki happily would suck at her soft skin leaving behind soft little bruises. Her hips bucked against Dabi’s hand in a silent plea to do more than just tease her, though it’s not like his fingers would give her the same pleasure she was aching for but still her body ached as it clenched around nothing and the need to be filled had her whining softly.

When a finger finally slipped past her folds she cried out in rejoice and eyes pleasure as at least a small bit of her aching seemed to subside as she once again ground her hips against his hand and his hard cock that had almost painfully been pressing into her lower back.

“Dabi! Please!” She whined once she realized the finger alone was not going to give her the release she wanted. Either due to the angle or the fact Dabi was lazily just thrusting the finger in and out of her slowly. That was not enough, another finger, a curl or hook of the digit, just something else, something more. She needed it.

“Oh you’re a whiny thing today,” Dabi teased her as he nipped at her ear which had her clamp down around his finger. Yet still once again it was just not enough to allow the knot that sat in her stomach to snap. She was so close yet the grant pleasure was so far away at the same time. It was driving her insane.

“Please stop teasing,” she could feel the tears threaten to fill her eyes as she forced them back with a few rapped blinks. Her green eyes instead chose to look at Shigaraki as she begged hoping that the man would be unable to deny her the begged request. Of course she knew Shigaraki in his own way was probably just as sick and twisted but he did not seem to always share Dabi’s sadistic streak, or at least she did not notice such a shared similarity in their day to day life.

Her pleading eyes were met with a growing wide smirk as she watched the man slowly let go of a nipple he had been teasing between his teeth before he slowly stood tall before her. A half step towards her and there was almost no room between them as she could feel his shirt glance across her tender nipples causing a shiver to run up her back.

It was easy to tell Shigaraki was also enjoying teasing her and watching her come undone under the treatment of them both. But even he could not deny his cock was aching to get a taste of that delicate cunt of hers. Still he had to flash her a wide and twisted grin before he finally glanced over her shoulder. A simple nod of his head was all that was needed for Dabi to rip his hand away from her, having her cry out in protest at the sudden feeling of being completely empty when she wanted nothing more than to be stuffed full.

For a split second she was pinned between the two men. Dabi behind her she could feel his cock digging into her lower back. Then Shigaraki stood in front of her, she could feel him pressing into her lower stomach. For a split second she held her breath unsure if moving was a good idea as she was stuck pinned between the two murder's. But all they did was smirk down at her before she felt Shigaraki take a step back and the hand around her neck moved down to rest along the top of one shoulder as if to make sure she would remain standing now that there was distance between her and both men as even Dabi seemed to shuffle a half step back from her. And for a second she almost felt unbalanced on her own feet but all she needed was a moment to find her balance before she was looking between the two men a little unsure why they had pulled back and away from her.

She had done nothing more than glance back over her shoulder at Dabi as she tried to take this moment to catch her breath as she watched him smirk at her before giving her the order he wished for her to follow.

“Alright princess, if you do not want those panties of yours to end up like your other clothes I would suggest you take them off before one of us does it for you,” Dabi said in a husk voice as he watched her obediently nod her head. She really should just stop wearing panties at this rate as she was lucky if Dabi did not rip or burn them off of her on a nearly daily basis. She did not hesitate to slip them off of her hips and let them hit the floor before she stepped out of them. With a quick glance at Shigaraki first to watch his reaction she then quickly glanced back at Dabi once again waiting for her next order.

“Good girl,” The man nearly purred to her while the praise alone nearly had her drop to her knees for the man. Damn when did she pick up a praise kink? Actually that probably was not anything truly new. She had always strived to be praised inside or outside the bedroom. With a simple pause Dabi looked from her to Shigaraki then around the room before spotting the old couch. It would not be as comfortable but would still do the job.

“Now my little mouse, why don’t you go bend yourself over the armrest of the couch and spread those pretty legs?” Although it came out sounding like a question she knew that there was no room for debate. That was truly where he expected her to go and do exactly as she was told to. A silent nod of her head was all she gave before walking away from both men. She did not even look back to watch them. She was more than aware that both sets of eyes were watching her as she walked away from them and towards the couch. Reaching the end of the couch she slightly spread her legs, placing her feet a little more than shoulder length apart before she slowly leaned down to lay her torso over the armrest and allowed her arms to rest on the couch cushion before she finally picked her head up to glance over at the two man before she watched Dabi smirk and whisper something at Shigaraki before the pale haired man glared and growled something back. She was pretty sure Dabi made a comment about Shigaraki in some way or another and yet the younger man did not lash out at the dark haired man.

Nonetheless she watched Shigaraki be the first to walk towards her. She remained unmoving as she felt a finger run along her shoulder blades and down her back. Following her spine till he reached the top of her tailbone which was now the highest part of her as she felt her heels lifted off the ground a little pushing her ass higher into the air as if she was some cat in heat. She was a little surprised as she felt his hand cup her ass. For a split second she almost panicked till she realized that not all of his fingers were touching her skin. Still she wanted to growl at him for giving her such a scare. But there was no time for that as she could hear a zipper being pulled down as the man strolled to stand behind her.

The rough hand seemed more than happy to grope and massage her ass cheek as his other hand worked to open his pants and retrieve his hard cock from the confinement of his clothes. She did not need to look over her shoulder to know that Shigaraki was more than likely fascinated with the view of her ass up in the air for him. Though she was curious that Dabi was allowing the other man to go first, or maybe she should not have been surprised. He would make sure to claim every inch of her once Shiggy was done, she was sure of it.

She couldn’t help the little gasp that escaped her at the feeling of the head of Shigaraki’s cock as he barely teased her before the hand on her ass quickly grabbed at her hip as if she may suddenly try to pull away or run from him as he gave no warning before a rough single thrust had him almost fully sheathed within her body. She couldn't help but cry out in surprise as she finally got what she had started to beg for. She could hear the man behind her hissing loudly at his own pleasure of feeling her tight body around him. Shigaraki did not seem to want to waste any more time as his hips quickly picked up a rough and fast pace as Rin gripped at the couch as if that would somehow help keep her soul from leaving her body as she started to moan.

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Stone Cold Steve Austin stands tall after opening up a can of whoop ass on Dude Love and Vince McMahon. Unforgiven: In Your House April 26, 1998

[archoneddzs15]

Sega Saturn - Revolution X "Music is the Weapon" featuring Aerosmith

Title: Revolution X "Music is the Weapon" featuring Aerosmith / レボリューションＸ

Developer: Midway Manufacturing / Rage Software / Acclaim Red Team

Publisher: Acclaim

Release date: 26 April 1996

Catalogue No.: T-8106G

Genre: Light Gun Shooting

Revolution X was bloody awful in the arcades and this Saturn version is even worse. Really blocky sprites, horrendous slowdown, and absolutely no planning in the game. It's impossible to shoot everything before they shoot you. Poor sound quality. Everything is muffled! Useless animation and to top it all off you can't even use the Light Gun!! What's the point of making a gun-style game that doesn't use a light gun??

The odd thing about this game is that even though it's the Japanese version it was made in the US. It really shows too. The instructions are black & white while all Japanese-made Saturn games' instruction manuals are in color. The printing on the cover looks more like a poor color photocopy and the spine card is stuck to the case by heavy-duty double-sided tape.

Stay well clear of this crap. Even though it only cost me 50 yen, I still feel ripped off. Oh well, at least I got a couple Aerosmith CD's in exchange. Don't judge me, I love the songs "Dude (Looks like a Lady)" and "Love in an Elevator" as much as the next-door neighbor. Still miffed the game missed out on "Dream On" though.

[dramartist]

The FOOL'S Challenge

Artists, one and all, introducing your very own APRIL MONTHLY ART PROMPT! Starting on April 1st, aka April fool's day, I challenge others (and myself) to the foolish task of drawing characters as vines! FOR 30 WHOLE DAYS! You could do your own characters, someone else's, from a show; and you could draw a screenshot, panels, animate, etc. However you'd like!

Disclaimer I am not viable for any finger, arm, wrist, hand, back, brain injuries that come from non-stop drawing and all nighters. Eat, drink, sleep, stretch. You are not actually required to draw every day.

Check the read more for the typed out list, along with links to the vines! And here's a YouTube playlist of all the vines already collected: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnR0BYbuC5xgBmC8RGQY0JHWrMUDuiM0R

1) Road work ahead? Uh, yeah i sure hope it does.

2) Souls of the Innocent. A bagel. No! Two bagels.

3) Even though I look like a burnt chicken nugget, i still love myself.

4) Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!

5) It is Wednesday my dudes. HOOOOOO

6) So you just gon give me a birthday gift on my birthday... Happy birthday? SLAP.

7) I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand! Poseidon quivers before him!

8) I like chicken strips- Fuck ya chicken strips!

9) It's an avocado! Thanks..

10) Hey I'm lesbian. I thought you were American?

11) Let me see what you have. A knife! No!

12) Boo! Aaa! Stop, I coulda dropped my croissant!

13) *Quacks*. Look it all them chickens!

14) Dad look it's the good kush! It's the dollar store how good could it be.

15) And they were roommates! Oh my god they were roommates.

16) Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god AND anime on my side!

17) Why are you running? Why are you running?!

18) So i was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my tiddies-

19) I'm Jared, I'm 19, and i never learned how to fucking read.

20) Chris is that a weed? No it's a crayon- I'm calling the police!

21) Hello I'm Michael with a B, and I've been scared of insects my whole life-

22) Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay.

23) So no head? *Throws phone*.

24) Actually Megan, i can't sit anywhere! I have hemorrhoids!

25) Back at it again at Krispy Kreme! *Flips*.

26) Johnny has 19 bottles of dish soap- wait why does Johnny have so many soaps in the first place?!

27) I'm in me mum's car! Vroom vroom.

28) Why the fuck you lying? Mmmm why you always lying?

29) I don't have enough money to buy chicken nuggets. *Sobbing*.

30) Im gonna say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow.