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Give the people what they want
#avalon#catalina island#apps#app fatigue#account fatigue#surveillance#mobile#m-commerce#parking#consumer revolt#apps are crap#an app is a web page skinned with enough IP to felonize mods#privacy
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Sketch vs. Lineart
working on an animation btw
#finally a new animation#I've been testing out some video effects a lot more#kind of stretching what I can do with my current apps and skill level#also holy crap I've been making a ton of Achromatic Loop content lately#it's about time I gave this AU attention honestly#tsp achromatic loop au#tsp au#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#stanley tsp#tsp stanley#my drawing museum
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They're So Back ⚔️☠️🌷
Michael Cusack's YOLO is BACK. S3 is called YOLO Rainbow Trinity and it will be coming….at some point. idk! We're just all really excited to be making it!!!!
I'm art directing again B^) Can't wait to show you all it's going bonkers so far.
#yolo rainbow trinity#yolo silver destiny#yolo crystal fantasy#this thing is a nightmare to tag lmao#adult swim#I guy matched me on hinge wearing the shirt I put Lucas in#I matched him back and the fucking app crapped out and deleted him#He'll never know the mark he left.........
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Still at the con but I just handed off these lil fellas to the drawfee crew :3
I considered doing all drawtectives but then I was like "but Luce though" so I pivoted. And you KNOW I had to include a rhino on Grendan's ;3
I also gave them this lil sketch
I'll have to post the print I made for Karina when I get back to my tablet hehehe
I'm so glad I came!!!!!!!! The panel was an absolute delight, I WILL be doodling some of the freaks presented in it later for sure.
I also got a couple of the gacha pulls, no Luce tho.... I will try again 💪💪💪
I need to go back anyways cuz I was shaking so much I forgot to have them sign the thing I brought. But it's fine because I got one of the risos >:3
#evie art#bracelet#traditional sketch#drawtectives#drawfee#anime nyc#i literally felt my legs almost crap out on me i was scared my joke that i wrote in the note i gave them was about to coke true 💀#the joke in question being that id need to meet them again to make a better impression if i fell on my ass in front of them 💀💀💀#literally almost predicted my fate frfr#gonna walk around artist alley n see if theres anything i want before i blow all the rest of my money on gacha pulls#drawfee in-app purchases my beloved <3
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I have an idea
An au where Kai never shows up to the chens noodle house meeting cuz he was mad at what Lloyd said and instead ends up going deeper into ninjagos crime scene.
* Kai gets pissed at Lloyd callling him selfish and ends up getting really drunk and misses the meeting with Lloyd jay and Cole
* On his way back he accidentally falls into one of the canals and almost drowns. He manages to get out but a passer by recognizes him and saw him fall in but didn’t see him come back up
* Kai gets back to where ever he’s staying and promptly passes out for like three days
* The person that saw him fall in calls the cops and they assume Kai drowned and begin searching for his body
* Lloyd and the others at this point are already at chen’s island.
* Nya gets a call from the police about Kai and she like them assumes he drowned.
* She begins looking for Lloyd and the others to tell them that Kai’s gone then gets wrapped up in all the Chen stuff
* Kai wakes up to find that he’s on the news for being dead
* He decides to take advantage of this and decides to just go by shogun now
* He also decides to “pretend” to be female cuz he’s to recognizable no ther reason totalyyyy (yes this is a transfem Kai au cuz I do what I want)
* Meanwhile with the ninja when they catch up with Nya they learn that Kai’s dead and are very upset about it
* Chen also fails in his plans because he doesn’t have all the elements and when he try’s to use the spell the staff explodes killing him & clouce
* Skylor is arrested and put into kryptarium for working with her dad (this is very important I promise)
* Lloyd feels really bad about Kai because the last time they spoke he said really mean stuff and he wonders if Kai fell in somehow related to that.
* Meanwhile Kai begins making connections in the crime sphere in ninjago. She wears a disguise (a mask, dress large jacket and other clothing to hide her identity) and grows a reputation for herself
* She eventually starts to notice how shitty life is for lower class citizens of ninjago city and how the criminals and the upper class take advantage of that.
* She starts helping these people (mainly orphans) and creates a safe haven for them where all of them can live safely under her protection.
* She amasses a following for the people she helped + some criminals who have kinda changed their ways and they become a pretty big gang in ninjago city (I don’t have a name for this yet)
* With the ninja morro happens but garmadon takes the place of Kai in it cuz he never got banished (just imagine morro got let out by clouse on accident cuz he still attempted to banish garm but failed) and everything is basically the same up until they confront ronin
* Back with Kai a few months before Lloyd gets possessed she ran into a girl on the street named Natalie. Natalie claims to be an orphan and Kai does what she normally does when she finds a poor starving orphan on the street, she scoops her up and brings her back to her shelter (I don’t have a name for this yet either)
* Turns out Natalie is actually ronins daughter. She used to live with her parents in Styx (ronin was still doing ronin stuff so he was constantly gone all the time and she mainly lived with her mom) until one day ronin refused to pay soul archer his debt and souls archer went after his family. Nat’s mom ends up sacrificing her self to protect nat and nat runs away after. She ends up in ninjago city all alone.
* Kai after learning this decides to go and have a chat with ronin (because no one hurts her kids the people under her protection) and she runs into the ninja + garm when she goes to confront ronin (it’s when the ninja try and steal the scroll much to garms dismay because he’s still trying to be good)
* She panics but is slightly relieved when non of the ninja recognizes her (definitely helps that she’s wearing a mask and feminine clothes) ronin does tho due to his connections and questions her on why she’s here
* She doesn’t speak and just attacks him (she’s too worried the ninja will recognize her voice and she thinks that they won’t agree with what she’s doing and will be mad at her)
* So chaos ensues and Kai ends up leaving once she realizes Lloyd’s been possessed by a ghost and decides to dip to not interfere with the ninja’s mission anymore
* The season goes on as planned but the ninja now know who “shogun” is thanks to ronin. Lloyds a bit suspicious because of Kai’s red shogun name but guesses that maybe she was inspired by Kai or it’s just a coincidence.
* When Kai gets back she learns that some of her group members got arrested while trying to stop a fight between two other groups and decides to brake them out of kryptarium
* Cue skylors entrance
* Skylor manages to try and escape in the chaos of Kai’s brake in and almost escapes but is cornered by some guards
* Kai who’s crawling through the vents to get out while her group members have already escaped stops when she sees skylor getting cornered. Cue the love at first sight thing and she decides to help Skylor escape cuz she’s so pretty
* Skylor accepts Kai’s help and they escape and Kai brings her to her shelter
* Skylor has had a lot of time to reflect on her self during her imprisonment and is now glad her dad died cuz she really hated being evil
* Kai and Skylor grow closer together as Skylor joins the group and eventually Kai confesses her true identity cuz she trusts Skylor
* Skylor is confused at first because the ninja put her in prison and evreything but is ok with it because of how different Kai is
* Skylor is transfem in this au too! She she helps Kai realize that she’s not pretending to be a girl and helps her except herself
* They eventually form a romantic bond and skylor takes up a new persona to work under (I don’t have a name for it yet) to match Kai’s shogun persona
That’s all I have for now but this was all rattling around in my brain and I had to write it down
Other important stuffs
* Kai’s more morally grey in this au
* She kinda becomes similar to Jason Todd in the way she acts with her shogun persona
* She basically unofficially adopts all the orphan kids she lets stay in her shelter they all call her big sis sho
* In her group she has her close lieutenants (all ocs that I’m still thinking about names for) including skylor as her right hand woman
* She is a wanted criminal because she has broken some laws
* She doesn’t really use her powers or spinjitzu unless it’s really dire circumstances cuz it could be trailed back to her life as a ninja
* She’s kinda scared of seeing her the ninja again because she feels like she’s betrayed everything they stand for by being morally grey and doing borderline bad things
Feel free to ask me questions about this au (might help me come up with more ideas for it)
#ninjago#lego ninjago#kai ninjago#ninjago kai#ninjago au#kai jiang#kai smith#skylor chen#skylor ninjago#transfem Kai#crime lord Kai au#kai <3#I apologize for any spelling mistakes I suck at spelling crap dispite English being my first language#Kai gets to be morally grey as a treat#I’m gunna be working on my ocs for this tho#I have never been more attracted to an au idea besides this one#most of my au’s rot in my brain or my notes app but this one was too good not to yap about
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jeez guys, with the way some of y'all are reacting to the new story MAYBE having some sort of sex related plot it's like you're being held at gunpoint and forced to play every single book romance club puts out? be fucking for real
#this 'rc is turning into choices' crap is getting real old#if sex scares you so much then go and read a real fucking book without sex. idk what to tell you atp#there are more than 40 stories on the app currently. it's not like you have nothing to choose from#people are allowed to want to read different things and/or be horny. stop bitching so much#romance club
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just chillin at the stark's pond
#south park#sp style#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#digital art#kinda#i made it at work with my fingers only in some shitty android app#so i know it's a crap
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i need to know
why is "sonic boyfriend scenarios" the top suggestion when typing "sonic" into wattpad? what are you guy reading???
#im just trying to find sonic brothership crap ngl#why are there so many sonic x reader stories#why is that the top suggestion guys#i wont be mad at anyone for searching this#but why is it the TOP SUGGESTION#are there better fanfic apps then wattpad please i desperately need to know#lmao#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#wattpad#wattpad story#wattpad stuff#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog
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"there are no instructions on how to use tumblr!" and "I've been here for years (joined after 2017) and didn't know this feature existed!"
do some of you just never explore things ever? like you join a site, don't check the TOS, don't check your privacy options, don't check all the settings, never look at your stuff in desktop, and only pay attention when someone makes a post like "omg turn off this feature immediately!" ?
bro. it's your house. know where everything is and what it does, the real estate agent isn't going to hold your hand
and help yourself by following @changes so you'll actually know when tumblr announces every minor change no one notices for a couple weeks until one person screams that their favorite button was moved slightly to the left on mobile
#sincerely#i have never had a problem using tumblr#unless it was mobile#you all just expect websites to hand you instructions?#what like f*cebook and insta telling you how to get data mined?#find crap out yourself#freakin app generation right here y'all expect things to be streamlined and packaged#“but that's so much extra work---” actually it isn't#i joined at nineteen and figured it out#if you're dumber than me at nineteen that's on you#og#dnly rants#tumblr etiquette#tumblr how to
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finally got (almost) all my dolls displayed! i found the shelf while cleaning and it isn’t ideal but it will work for now. all of the dolls besides generation 3 are my dolls from childhood
#🦌#hel house#monster high#i don't love that the legs hang over but i literally don't have room for more#and some are too tall#id have more room if i didn't do the creepover display but i think its cute#but i can't put anymore dolls on it unless i do three rows or rearrange#bc my normal gen 3 dolls are still in boxes and i may want to display them too but my two collector dolls WILL stay in the boxes#my mother walked in while i was working on this and she said and i quote 'holy crap thats a lot of dolls'#if i use the shelf in the future im gonna paint it white#if you saw me post this no you didn't tumblr app killed the photo quality
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If your product comes with an unnecessary app, I'm not buying it.
Pressure washer with an app and Bluetooth connectivity? No.
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More funny phone drawings because yes
#rain world#rain world downpour#rain world slugcat#rw downpour#slugcat#rainworld#five pebbles#looks to the moon#seven red suns#NSH/Hunter and SOS/Saint coming soon#rw artificer#rw spearmaster#rw rivulet#the gaggle of goobers#rw#the rain world brainrot is real#art#the freeform app is so fun to use#especially the crayon tool#expect more crap like this#I want to make non-freeform app art but for now#you get this
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either learn history or be doomed to repeat it
#brown bricks#building brown bricks in mine crap is the most amount of fun and the best time you can have while playing an app#minecraft#yes this is actually a minecraft post WOW
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Pain suffering grief oof
#we love to see it#my crap translation app i am guessing was on the mark for him asking for a few minutes during his exchange with atsushi#let him be desolate for a bit he more than earned it 😭#bsd spoilers#bsd ch 116#bsd#bsd fukuzawa#bungou stray dogs
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went to see if I can grab myself a bluesky but I guess they're only interested in new users who are willing to click a 'back' arrow once for every month they lived before November 2004? which 280ish is a lot so no thanks guess I'll continue to pass
#ineffablefool original post#not good omens#if i thought this was a legitimate design choice I'd be offended not just as an old person but because it's just terrible ux#someone just slapped the wrong date control on the page though probably and the right one would let you jump by years/decades/etc#they'll fix it eventually (or it's just crap for mobile browser users because obviously if I'm on my phone it means I want Yet Another App)#(in which case either it happens to change in their next redesign or i maybe someday think to try while on desktop)
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I'm sorry what was that 3rd one
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