#applebee's

[hometoursandotherstuff]

2 thick pieces of white bread, ONE slice of cheese and some fries. No pickle, nothing. $8.39 at Applebee's. Described as "gooey, melted." Never again.

[satellitecock]

Feds Watching

Folks, I screwed up, big time. Men in black at my domicile.

They said hello and read some old ass bible passage. EVERYONE knows I'm a man of god, this made me suspicious immediately.

Then they started talking about witnesses. This shit had my heart pumping like I was on 150mg of amitriptyline. What kind of fucking witness? An eyewitness?

Needless to say, I wasn't going to take any chances. This Applebee's situation had me fucked up, and I'm not gonna be intimidated by the FBI.

Ran for the kitchen and grabbed a knife. Started running on all fours, through the hallways, into the street, squealing like a pig at Babylon.

I think I scared those government boys good enough.

[greenbunny7]

[Ford] Well, it's like they always say, the apple doesn't fall far from the bee

[Stan] Wait, don't you mean tree?

[Ford] Nope

*A sworm of bees holding tiny apples come out of nowhere

[Stan] No NO! Not the bees! NOT THE BEES!

[Ford] *Maniacal evil laugh* HAHAHAHA, I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!

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[scodeeyodee]

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[kingfinfat]

Happy belated birthday to @buggybuggs

Truck drags takis to Applebee's. That's not the issue, takis is just surprised.

[madame-helen]

[s-------i-------g]

I hear Kaworu and Shinji were spotted at Applebee's on a romantic date… and they didn't leave a tip

[legocobrakai]

Thanks, man. I don't know what happened. I must have tripped over something…

[ghostopossumlives]

i miss when restaurants had a bunch of old objects and posters, and plaques all over the walls. It was like eating in a museum and was so inspiring

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[mcelquotes]

Throw my dead-ass body in the dumpster behind the Applebee's when I die.

Griffin McElroy

[satellitecock]

Out On Bail.

I haven't posted in 2 days.

Pigs caught me ass out, passed out, in the Applebee's, turkey baster type shit, we're talking 98% PURE CRYSTAL THC.

Great times, but I'm fighting an indecent exposure and public intoxication case.

Some heavy shit gang... But god is with me. I know that.

The MAN is not gonna stop me from trappin', jelqin', and stunting!

[menubot]

Applebee's (1997) http://menus.nypl.org/menus/29251

[treeembrace]

What do you think about messageing Applebees™ Company and ask them to change their appetizer menu to Appletizers?

I would like to send the message personally, but I need confirmation to do so.

I think this change would make the company wildly popular and I think that would be detrimental to humanity as a whole, so I'm gonna have to say no.