#applebee's

[scodeeyodee]

Applebee's CC

Deco Applebee's

Applebee's Street Sign

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[madame-helen]

[s-------i-------g]

I hear Kaworu and Shinji were spotted at Applebee's on a romantic date… and they didn't leave a tip

[legocobrakai]

Thanks, man. I don't know what happened. I must have tripped over something…

[ghostopossumlives]

i miss when restaurants had a bunch of old objects and posters, and plaques all over the walls. It was like eating in a museum and was so inspiring

[cloudvisualspew07x]

[mcelquotes]

Throw my dead-ass body in the dumpster behind the Applebee's when I die.

Griffin McElroy

[menubot]

Applebee's (1997) http://menus.nypl.org/menus/29251

[treeembrace]

What do you think about messageing Applebees™ Company and ask them to change their appetizer menu to Appletizers?

I would like to send the message personally, but I need confirmation to do so.

I think this change would make the company wildly popular and I think that would be detrimental to humanity as a whole, so I'm gonna have to say no.

[joeythephatone]

[kittenmepink]

Where are my keys? I have to go😳

[hobgobknowsbest]

[lunarbun87]

Current Mood: Applebee's Jackalope

[somanyjacks]

Yesterday I went to an Applebee's for lunch. Riveting, I know. I don't really go to fast-casual restaurants much anymore but I was starving and it was next to the home center. Honestly it's probably been like 10 years since I've been inside the place.

So I'm sitting there waiting for my burger, right, and after a while I'm bored by my phone so I look around at the decor.

Like I said, I haven't been inside an Appleee's in about a decade, but I vaguely remember that it was festooned in bland retro-Americana.

But almost everything on the walls was sports-related. Not only that, it was local sports. Yeah we do have a minor league hockey team here but most local sports are at the high school level.

It dawned on me that the whole place was basically a shrine to high school jocks? Like mural-sized photos of (I assume to be local) teenagers and children playing soccer and basketball and whatever.

I mean.... this is a national chain, so I have to believe that most Applebee's are like this? Like, where the fuck do they get all these photos and stuff? Does each kid or parent sign off on their likeness being used to advertise Riblet™ Platters and Irresist-A-Bowls™? And how sad is it that this corporation decided that the most important element to the character of the local community is high school sports?

I dunno. As a child-free person it just seemed very weird. Like, my little city is known for a lot of things. Historic events, a lively arts scene, a balloon festival, the lakes and mountains, and yes, the hockey team (Go Thunders!) But the only thing I saw on the walls that wasn't related to local youth sports was a mural for a national chain amusement park featuring pictures of, you guessed it, yet more kids.

I just... can anyone please tell me if this is just my specific Applebee's or are all of them like this?