#apparently I've been spelling my own ocs name wrong.

[monochromatictoad]

MercurySteam and Hideo Kojima literally made one of the most powerful, traumatized beings in the universe, and just.... released him into the world like a fucking feral cat. And I, a white woman, scooped him up and bring him home... Now he's spoiled and gets two spouses with now two kids. All because I said, yes, but what else does God owe this man for the thousand years of torture he forced him through?

[dzamie]

ooh boy. I have a lot of OCs. So!

Dzamie: "I'm not really in trouble; trouble requires a credible threat, and the only people who could do that are- oh shit, did HM find out I accidentally wiped his save?"

HM: "Dzamie, c'mon, without any witnesses how are they gonna trace it back to me? ANY dragon could've devoured and razed that village."

Dream: "Someone gave me something they didn't realize they were giving me. Happens all the time. What's new is the full armor that's somehow ignoring my BCL shots."

Kenneth: "Oh, some people are peeved that I closed a half-dozen loopholes regarding the trafficking business. Unfortunately for them, this isn't an elected position, and if they do succeed in breaking down my door, they'll learn why I'm not worried about losing it to a challenger."

Sel'riss: "Hunting in a dragon's territory. Hey, think she'll slow down if I sacrifice a snack to her? Like, say, you?"

Rinta: "I will not apologize for correctly asserting that dragons are better than each and every one of you! And there's no fighting in the guildhall, so nyeh!"

Kassar: "Protecting Rinta. Azurel told me to, and I'd rather die than betray him. Plus, it's not like she's wrong."

Arwyn, Falina: "Being partied up with those lizards. Honestly, if they weren't actually competent out on missions, we'd probably risk the penalty for being caught offing our own teammates."

Cerise: "Leading my pack to escape the facility and devouring a few of those pesky men in suits on the way out. Good decisions."

Cloaken Dagger: "Fucked up, got revealed as a changeling. Keep your voice low, the mob's looking for a unicorn named Graph Theory, not Stormy Skies the pegasus."

Sylvia the hammerspace dragon: "I ate! TWO people! That's all! And for this I am being denied the strawberries I so crave? Incredibly rude! They are even fresh today, such cruelty to a dragon is surely illegal!"

Sylvia the potions witch: "Someone knocked over a stand of potions, and chain reactions are a mess. I was fast enough to put up a protective ward for me and my customers - well, all but ONE - but even with the building evacuated I need to figure out how to neutralize all these combinations before something MORE volatile happens. Ugh, at least I'm not in as much danger as the clumsy oaf who started this whole thing. Shrink spells aren't usually my thing but I can't afford to have a stuffed gut while navigating all this."

Eris: "I'm not in trouble. And if I was, you couldn't do anything about it. Say, I've been on a blessings kick recently, want one? All it costs is a promise of future loyalty and some unforseen consequences."

Vanille: "William's out, and I'm having trouble keeping people away from his lab. I'm not built for this! My body is optimized to lure people into me, not keep them out of places!"

William: "Tried to enchant something to be harder to drop. It sticks to everything now. Including me and this workbench. So now I'm waiting for someone better at spells to come free me."

Mai: "Some parents are offended at my body. I know it can't be my outfit, because it's the standard uniform for female teachers here. Ugh, this is why there's a "class is taught by a succubus" waiver at the start of the semester, but apparently they just signed away without reading - honestly, if I were a different kind of demon, I'd take more advantage of that. As it is... that harpy mother is kinda cute, I think I'll have some fun with her."

Rekus: "Apparently "eaten by Sylvia" isn't a valid excuse for an absence in this guy's class. Does he think it doesn't happen?! How do you get a teaching position HERE of all places without knowing that dragon's favorite hobby? This is bullshit."

Wendy: "I don't know how or why, but some maniac is chasing me with a harpoon. A fucking harpoon! He nearly got me while I was swimming on break! I'm gonna hide in the fake-reef exhibit, hopefully it doesn't stress the fish too much. And he BETTER not fucking shoot the fish, or he's gonna wish he'd angered a pool of hungry feral sharks rather than me.

Tell me, why is your OC in trouble?