#apologies for the deception JON!!!!

[distorted-prince]

Dark fantasy Archivists

[stripysockstumb]

[edensbackyard]

Tape recorder click sound my beloved

[gh0sty-exe]

so tiktok is dead?? that’s where i mainly posted my art but now it’s screwed so i guess here i am? i haven’t used this site since i was a freshman so idk how this works but i’ll figure it out. but here. have this Jon fanart

[chasemakesart1]

Was drawing Jon (from the magnus archives) for other reasons but remembered that I hate doing line art so decided to render and eye-ify it and make a glitchy gif.

The file name for this gif is HelloJonApologiesfortheDeception.GIF lol

Better quality video and drawings below

[minutestildawn]

Hello, jon

[y0url0calcryptid]

I see your "mechanisms as jon's college band" au and raise you "tma as jonny d'ville's secret ao3 project" au

[yobbilicious]

it’s always jmart and never jartin sackwood. join me in my perversity.

[arisupshlya]

extended sounds of apologies for the deception but it's voiced by WILL WOOD AND CHRIS DUNNE FOR SOME REASON (????)

!mag 200 spoilers!

[ian0key]

TMA fancast (Jonathan Sims)

Dev Patel:

Please, look me in the eyes and tell me this man is not our Archivist.

[guillempaints]

Tma stickers

I was wondering opening an online shop, but i wouldnt know how to handle shipping. If you’re from spain though and want some of them (except the statement begins one) you could reach out :))

[lailas-in-space]

Hello Jon. Apologies for the boops, but I wanted to make sure you started booping, so I thought it best not to boop myself. I'm assuming you're boop, you always did prefer to boop your boops in private. I wouldn't try to hard to stop booping, there's every likelihood you'll just boop yourself. So just boop. Now, shall we boop the page and try again? Statement of Jonah Boopnus regarding Boopathan Sims, The Boopivist. Statement boops.

[lokimotiva]

[EXTENDED SOUNDS OF BRUTAL PIPE MURDER]

The only time this fine specimen of a man got his hands dirty and you bet he looked gorgeous doing it. Not a spot of blood on that expensive suit

Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched twink or whatever the line was.

[lethelay]

Behold! (Hehe :3)

I've been working on this for forever... I guess it's time to call it finished.

"Hello, Jon.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading..."

Eye open the door.

[emfinnzzzz]

JÜRGEN LEITNER.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JÜRGEN LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JÜRGEN LEITNER

that’s all.

[luckkythirt33n]

Wait.

Wait a minute...what does that say?

Ah.