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humping my pillow stupid while reading ur posts
ifeel so pathetic but it feels so good
thats a good anon. we can allow a bit of controlled pathetic behaviour, cant we? youre just following your natural instincts. when you get your pillow dirty I dont want you to feel shame.. I want you to go further next time, have my blog become a trigger for your desires.
eventually your body will react just by seeing my username pop up alone, youll have to stop what youre doing to get off. wont that be nice?
enjoy yourself thoroughly.
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#🧻 sharts#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#smokes a fat blunt. knocked this one out inbetween hw ive had this sketch laying around for AGES#edit: to the people pointing out they arent holding a bass#i am so sorry#LMFAOOO i used a free model online as a reference and figured electric guitars & basses looked similar#i dont play either of those instruments so …. my apologies ..
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
#yeah you can critique people who eg post crying apology videos#because they could have waited until they'd calmed down#but if someone is in a stressful situation and they cry about it#all that tells you is that they cry in stressful situations#a fact which is completely morally neutral
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Minecraft movie trailer was just a bad dream.
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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
#bolo speaks#I genuinely still think about her all the time. mrs. [REDACTED] I apologize for being inappropriately excited for you to choke me
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an important distinction 🐦 more chapter art for door, opening.
#this bitches have me in a chokehold i apologize#dc#dc comics#fan art#dcu#fanart#cowboydraws#art#dcu comics#batfam#batfamily#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#doorverse#cowboysorceror#fic art#fan comic
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the baddies and their overprotective big brothers
#yes sonic is a baddie#read about shadow and knuckles w this dynamic in a fic and couldnt get over it#also i apologize for my handwritting lmao#sonadow#knuxouge#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#rouge the bat#knuckles the echidna#sth fanart#sth
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I said mid not bad

#chitchat#this post was an apology to my mutuals for talking about ttyd too much one night and getting embarassed about it. for the curious inquirers
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some of my lestat illustrations.
you can get both of them as prints here!
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire chronicles#*#sorry 4 spam but I have 0 followers rn now is the moment. just apologizing to the void rn
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thought this was fitting 🫶
#apologies if this has been done before#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor#arcane#jayce x viktor#viktor arcane#arcane jayce
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You cant make this shit up
#honestly the BALLS to steal the title for your apology video (for plagiarism) from the GUY WHO EXPOSED YOU (for plagiarism)#i do really dislike somerton but i have to respect the grind. fucking incredible.#hbomberguy#james somerton
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#png#transparent#clothes#wizard#wizards#people are pointing out these are ai i apologize!#im notoriously bad at noticing sometimes#I'm no better than a boomer 😭#greatest hits
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its fine its cool have a jmart kiss
<3
also as a gif for all your needs
#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#teaholding#tma fanart#tma podcast#took me so fucking long to turn this into a gif that wasnt 20mb#i know nothing about technology im just driving through feels alone#take this as an apology for the last drawing#artists on tumblr#animation
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