#apocalypse boogaloo

[idridian]

listen im not saying i want the real life pope to die or anything, but i DO firmly believe that if he dies while the conclave 2024 movie fandom is still going strong, a decent portion of that fandom would start following the proceedings of the ensuing irl conclave like sports. me included probably. and i think that’d be tremendously fun

[foolondahill17]

Who would most fuck up Dean and Sam for Mary to have another baby with after she's resurrected in season 11?

[its-tim-time]

It is baked goods apocalypse part 2, anyone who wants some can home down and get some, except for Mr Bouchard. He know what he did.

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Hahaha what if since we know the Second Coming is happening and the Book of Life was established as a plot point what if they erase Adam and that resets the Apocalypse

:) :) :)

What then…………….

[spinningbagel]

Universe travellers//defenders(? I guess?) au

@liendrawing7071 wanted this one talked about so it's the next one on the chopping block.

Another one where the description is in the Au title.

The basics of it is that La Résistance are a group of travellers who travel different worlds/fandoms, helping to restore the worlds back to how they're supposed to be because of parasitic creatures making their way through the worlds and destroying them. (This is this Au's version of the mutants, though there's no cure to getting rid of them besides killing them all and their leader)

Sheriff and Shooter stumble into this business by pure accident, both being new workers at a very prestigious science lab (Dr. Whites Lab). Also their friendship is established from the start. Felt like mentioning it

Anyways, they end up in an area they're not actually supposed to be in and catch Vegan and BP going through one of the portals leading to another universe. Being idiots, they follow.

Chaos ensues, they almost die. Vegan and BP are rightfully pissed at them. They almost get fired when Dr. White intervenes and says more people helping isn't a bad thing and Sheriff and Shooter join the party [[yippie]]

So that happens and now they're travelling universes, helping each of them out and stuff. Idk. That's what I've got.

Also Ryan is alive and living in this Au, nothing bad happens to him (this isn't me being ominous, I'm being genuine when I say this. Man's deserves a break.) and he's got a pizza shop because Tori started that thought and I've never been able to let it go since.

OH yeah, Brutux is present I haven't forgotten about him. He's part of the group before Sheriff and Shooter, he's like the teams tank but will occasionally stay back with White to assist in researching the parasites.

So yeah, that's the basic outline for that Au, it's definitely one of my least fleshed out ideas but yk. Fuck it we ball.

Uhhh,,, ask box is always open for further questions 👍👍

[ahsokalegend]

Need someone to Dracula Daily June 30th the Muskrat

[flavoursofquark]

The sample fucking ATE HIS MICROSCOPE. AGAIN.

It’s fine, it’s okay, it’s fine. He wipes down his entire area, disposes of the ruined equipment, and starts over.

[akalimist]

Xander: guys, I think I might've caught the big gay. Imma have to take 3-5 sick days to get over it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Chaewon: damn

Elliot: you may be surprised how long that sticks for

Xander: it better not last for long. I want to go back to sucking the homies goodnight, but I can't while I'm out and recovering

Elliot: look man, I never recovered. Now everything I do is double gay.

Kaedan: doesn't that mean Chaewon is-

Chaewon: yes I'm double gay in both ways moving on

Lumina: still suffering from the gay

Mina: I have to fight the good fight

Kaedan: wait go back Xander when you said you wanted to suck the homies goodnight, hi I'm a homie-

[avatarofthetired]

Since listing these brings joy to me

I bring to you

An ever growing masterpost of random absurd tma shit that just can’t be real /pos

- Martin actually has no middle name and added the K because he wanted to

- Jon spelling out LOL in his professional voice

- Jon singing. Brief singing

- “baaaaa” -Jonathan Sims

- Bug sex statement

- Bug sex two electric boogaloo

- Jon and Martin BOTH lied about their ages in order to seem more credible and professional

- Martin lied his way into the most dangerous job

- Jonas master plan relied on Jon being Gay As Fuck

- Being Compeled makes Elias aroused???

- that one plumber who walked into a Stranger site and was just so oblivious that Nikola called in Jude Perry so they could make fun of him and called him to come BACK

- Tim was sleeping with both a man and woman at the police station for information and records

- Tim thought Jon and Basira were sleeping together at first

- There was a guy who used a haunted coffin as his coffee table without realizing

- Bone Apple Teeth

- the existence of monster pig

- salesa was just living unbothered in the apocalypse with a woman he knew was going to kill him at some point

- the entirety of skeptic Jon (oh it’s normal that his body was fully encased in web, oh it’s normal that Sasha’s off to a wax museum every day with her boyfriend that looks like a stock photo)

- Jon asking Why Do You Sound Like That before asking if someone is going to kill him

- there was a guy who got trapped in a spiral maze and just left because he had dinner plans with his mom

- there was a girl who had a ghost in her house burning and she just went back to sleep

- homophobic vase

- real elias the nepo baby pothead who’s worst fear was being caught high

- Elías does his scheduling on Wednesday, he may be a monster but this is where he draws the line

- the s1 archive crew literally just commits crimes for Jon’s follow ups

- Sasha has hacked all of the s1 crews computers because she can

- Jon has never been on drugs but gets offended if you say he would never and also blames everything on drugs

- door man with knife hands

- there’s a guy who sells fucky items that screw people over and everybody still gets shit from him

- Jon was kidnapped three times like a little princess peach

- Gerry and his colorful shirt and shitty dyed hair and eye tattoos on vacation

- Jon keeps the rib that he got extracted by the guy who does fucky shit with your bones in his desk

- Peter Lukas got cancelled

- Peter Lukas only gave his ritual a name because he thought they were supposed to and everyone else was doing it

- Tim Stoker and his audible bisexual finger guns

[idridian]

perhaps my favourite thing about the pope being ill is the multiple articles ive seen now that include this bit where they bring up conclave (2024) 100% unprompted

[finifugue]

Franco Colapinto will win the 2025 WDC.

Don't believe me? I'll show you how.

The USA shits itself in whatever way it's destined to in the next coming days. Since the USA shits itself, the rest of the world follows.

Global Financial Crisis 2: Electric Boogaloo

Oh jesus! Williams has run out of money! They can't afford Carlos Sainz anymore. Carlos goes to. idk. Stake or something. Franco has a 2025 seat, baybey!

Williams still has no money, so they start to withdraw from the sport. But wait, who's this...?

JENSON BUTTON!!

Jenson Button, world champion of 2009, buys Williams for a single British pound.

He reinstates the best F1 team in F1 history, Brawn GP!!!

His first order of business is removing Franco's appendix. This makes Franco two tenths faster.

Franco, appendixless, wins every single race in the season by the power of the Global Financial Crisis. Alex comes second. They have the most successful season in F1 history.

Franco Colapinto wins the 2025 WDC, with Brawn GP winning the constructors. Brawn GP still has a 100% championship win rate. The world is in shambles, apocalypse is around the corner, and Franco Colapinto is the first ever driver to win a world championship in his first (full) year.

Franco takes a massive shit on helmut marko's head, not because helmut's offended him personally, just because he's helmut marko and he's a racist cunt. Everyone celebrates.

[one-in-a-million-fishsticks]

Do you know what I dearly want?

A truly catastrophic fight scene where it looks like the heroes are about to lose, and in a fit of desperation someone (perhaps Mizrak) decides to audibly beseech some higher power for help by shouting at the sky.

And what follows is the most epic/dramatic thing ever.

At first it looks like nothing is going to happen at all, Bathory and her minions start laughing scornfully because nobody expects it to.

But then what appears to be stormclouds start rolling in on a previously clear day/night.

They look like the type that'd normally accompany a summer storm for maybe the first five seconds, and everybody is super confused except Alucard, who has a look of shock on his face because he knows exactly what (or more accurately who) is behind it within a moment of analyzing and using his enhanced senses to try and identify what's going on.

The stormclouds form something akin to a vortex, and start to turn blood red.

Then we get this deep, rumbling voice that seems to come from all directions ala Zeus' introduction in God Games (EPIC: The Musical).

"Divine intervention? Is that what you're requesting, little knight?....."

And just like that morherfucking Dracula has decided to drop in for a chat, because some big Apocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo moment is currently happening and I feel like it'd be unrealistic for him not to sense it from wherever he is and come to investigate.

Dracula be like: "Jee, it sure has been a long time since my son and I saw each other kicking around on this filthy rock of a planet, where could he be?"

Also Drac: "Am I sensing an eternal night spell?... Nevermind, I know exactly where my son probably is."

Que - Dracula and Alucard having the most hilarious conversation while they enjoy the quality time of committing vampire homicide together and the others just gape at them.

[slugcatmusings]

Okay I know i said i'd freak out about it later but i just went to wishlist this thing on steam and -

Is anyone else getting apocalypse vibes from this? "The world beneath your feet cracks and crumbles?" "Outlast the ravages of a warped world?" Either there's like, ordinary natural disasters going on, or it's that one lore bit about the Ancients believing the Void Sea was eating everything from below (which saint's campaign kind of proves) coming true even more. Is this campaign gonna be a post-apocalypse apocalypse? Apocalypse 2 electric boogaloo? VOID SEA LORE???? O.O

YOOOO NEW DLC ANNOUNCEMENT HELLO???

[kingofthewilderwest]

Day Two Fandom Apocalypse Boogaloo

Became a black market dealer of TwoSet Violin video archives overnight. I guess my paranoia to own, store, and download a ton of shit came in handy for once.

[intotheelliwoods]

The "Hey Ell what on earth did you do to the Huggy Leos™?" Masterpost

There has been a lot of people confused on what exactly had happened the past few updates, so here I am creating a big post that should explain everything that went down!

This will also be added to the main masterpost to help new readers!

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First, how to tell the difference between the Leo's 101.

Let it also be known that in the mindscape, Big Leo has both normal arms, Medium Leo has his robot arm.

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Explanation of the plot, click the links to see their associated comics that showed this:

The Foot existing outside of New York got wind of the key currently being there. Past iterations usually have the clan existing in many other parts of the world, it would not be a stretch for Rise to have the same scenario. Since for example, there are multiple Hidden Cities across the world.

The team made a plan to lure them away from New York by using a fake key.

Raph was an unexpected casualty during the mission.

Out of panic, Big Leo tried to see if he could destroy the key without himself going with it. This is because Raph was also the first to go in his timeline, his actions were out of fear. His plans didnt go very well.

With the key destroyed and Big Leos energy how harnessed by the strange entity, it escaped its box and spread the world. This caused apocalypse 2 electric boogaloo. In my head I have ideas for what this apocalypse was like, however I dont know how or when it can make it to comic form.

Mikey sent Medium Leo back in time to try again. With their timeline now also basically hopeless.

Medium Leo was now sent though the same portal Big Leo once came from in his time. Big Leo is not there because he does not really exist anymore. The events of the movie happened, just add in Little Leo losing his arm in the brief moment he was in the prison dimension, and add a Medium Leo coming out of the portal along with the Little Leo of this timeline.

I promise this timeline is safe! Everything after this plot development is nothing but healing for the characters and finding a way to safe the timeline.

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Misc:

Way more information such as Goop guy backstory is in a later intermission on the masterpost :)

Why was a new villian created for the second apocalypse?

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Friendly reminder that you are free to stop reading after this comic if you are not a fan of the development. That comic was my original planned ending after all before I got swarmed by other ideas I wanted to experiment with

[shellem15]

I have this feeling (mostly from the conversation with the Raven Queen, which i have a host of issues with that ill probably make into its own separate post), that there's a good chance cr3 will end with a "the power of love/friendship saves the day (or at least circumvents apocalypse) style consclusion. Which is not unexpected nor unreasonable, of course, but it would be kinda a meh ending for me depending on how it's handled.

I think once bells hells pressed the predathos button, that probably should have eliminated any possibility for an "all's good" ending, or even a "some stuffs real bad but the world overall is mostly okay" ending. It's literally the equivalent of Laerryn's "I cast blight" in Calamity. You've just brought on apocalyptic levels of "shit's bad man."

That doesn't mean they can't do damage control, of course. The Ring of Brass did so in EXU Calamity, and that literally saved the world in the long run (even if the Calamity still happened).

But like, cmon. Anything other than Calamity 2: Electric Boogaloo would feel underwhelming to me. But maybe that's because I just really, really think a Calamity campaign would be sick as hell.

Like that would be so fucking cool dude, just putting the players on ultra hard mode where they HAVE to be smart and creative and decisive in their playstyles otherwise they WILL just straight up tpk. NO INDECISIVE WAFFLING! NO ENDLESS CYCLICAL DEBATING! You gotta act fast and act smart and then commit to it! You gotta coordinate with each other and make plans that you actually go through with! You gotta pay attention and remember shit for later! It would just make my optimized mechanics/button pushing goblin brain very happy.

I just think, whether the gods die or get chased off or do end up staying (which i am partial to, for obvious reasons if you've seen any of my other posts), it can't just end in "well that was bad but the world's mostly okay, if a bit of a messy adjustment period" at this point. Because the big red button just got hit, and you've gotta commit to that. Go big or go home, baby.

Edit: Oh, would you look at that! I did decide to go through with that Matron Conversation post.