#apertur science

[dragonoftheunderground]

I'm on my L505 right now (it has Xubuntu but used to run Windows Vista) since I was using it to edit some images that I want to share and those files are stored locally.

You all know the Aperture Science "safety" posters, right? I Tumblrized them.

(singing) Apertur Science... We really should not have done that... It's evil now... Gonna kill us...

Neurotoxin, we're dead.

[go-star-sailor]

homoerotic wellness checkup

[oblique-lane]

Pre-Fortress

"Now arises the question, HOW to make mercenaries immortal? Fortunately for the Administrator, there are some really promising science companies in the US that could help her with that. In particular, two (ironically) competing companies that she believes could do much better if they worked together as a team.

She secretly offers both sides a deal: in exchange for more financial support [in the future], she will only get one of their top scientists to work for her. The deal was made, and the Administrator asked those scientists to *ahem* steal *ahem hmh* the documents of the companies' most promising projects.

This is how we are introduced to Dell Connager and Dr. Ludwig, who join hands and work together to create never-before-seen inventions: mini teleports, medigun, and most importantly: The Respawn Machine." [My favourite headcanon]

[tiny-little-pechen]

I had to do it

[wedonthavemanydays]

GLaDOS

[eat-applez]

Fictional universe: And there was this COMPANY,,,,

Me: Oh they did some messed up shit didn’t they

EDIT: anyone who says “also in real life!!” or smth like that just know it’s been done 700 times.

[will-bonna]

another background practise but this time not exactly rain world

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Loud and clear, five two four

[doctorsiren]

AU where Ford did end up going to West Coast Tech and he ends up founding Aperture Science (and yes, this was all because Cave Johnson and Ford have the same VA)

[gridzdoodle]

Hey hi portal fandom can I get a little commotion for the

Silly science shoes

🟠🏃 🔵

[ossyflawol]

i feel like aperture science would genuinely be like, the most diverse and accepting company because that means they can do more varied tests and test subjects

Already canon.

[ariariari-freehounreal]

Her life is full of repeated, never ending pain and torment and she is tired of hurting and being hurt

[pinkavtomation]

Checking in :] not much 2 say 4 this one

[taffycakes23]

New hyper fixation this is awful

[gladosluver]

they should set their differences aside and work together. imagine the horrors they could create

[remylion]

imploding

perspective? idk her srry

also ignore the thunder thighs on p-body istf