#apertur science

[dragonoftheunderground]

I'm on my L505 right now (it has Xubuntu but used to run Windows Vista) since I was using it to edit some images that I want to share and those files are stored locally.

You all know the Aperture Science "safety" posters, right? I Tumblrized them.

(singing) Apertur Science... We really should not have done that... It's evil now... Gonna kill us...

Neurotoxin, we're dead.

[go-star-sailor]

homoerotic wellness checkup

[oblique-lane]

Pre-Fortress

"Now arises the question, HOW to make mercenaries immortal? Fortunately for the Administrator, there are some really promising science companies in the US that could help her with that. In particular, two (ironically) competing companies that she believes could do much better if they worked together as a team.

She secretly offers both sides a deal: in exchange for more financial support [in the future], she will only get one of their top scientists to work for her. The deal was made, and the Administrator asked those scientists to *ahem* steal *ahem hmh* the documents of the companies' most promising projects.

This is how we are introduced to Dell Connager and Dr. Ludwig, who join hands and work together to create never-before-seen inventions: mini teleports, medigun, and most importantly: The Respawn Machine." [My favourite headcanon]

[tiny-little-pechen]

I had to do it

[wedonthavemanydays]

GLaDOS

[eat-applez]

Fictional universe: And there was this COMPANY,,,,

Me: Oh they did some messed up shit didn’t they

EDIT: anyone who says “also in real life!!” or smth like that just know it’s been done 700 times.

[will-bonna]

another background practise but this time not exactly rain world

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Loud and clear, five two four

[doctorsiren]

AU where Ford did end up going to West Coast Tech and he ends up founding Aperture Science (and yes, this was all because Cave Johnson and Ford have the same VA)

[clownpalette]

*Nom nom nom* *zap* "...AAAGHHH-"

Might do more fandom fanarts!!

‼️NOT MY CHARACTER ‼️‼️

Character is Wheatley from Portal 2💙💙

+ WB doodles with @littlepepene

[gridzdoodle]

Hey hi portal fandom can I get a little commotion for the

Silly science shoes

🟠🏃 🔵

[ossyflawol]

i feel like aperture science would genuinely be like, the most diverse and accepting company because that means they can do more varied tests and test subjects

Already canon.

[understandableparadox]

"Cave johnson here, wanted to start off this month with a message for all of our hard working aperture science. We dont have it in the budget to do what i wanted, Turbo Pride Day, were we stuff a full month of gay related festivities into one day so we can get it over with... apparently we ran through most of the holiday celebration budget attempting to learn how to turn human skin into a rainbow pigment. which i guess means were stuck with just the full month of non-body altering acceptance which is great but just know my thing was going to be better. of course aperture science will officiate any wedding that you may have if the government decides not to do so, but please know I will be putting my name on the certificate as well. turns out the state were in has this little loop hole left by the mormons where if you have enough married partners you automatically become governor and no ones taken it out of the books yet. I dont actully want to be governor but the guy in office now is a real prick. just to reiterate, marriage on paper, no need to change how we do buisness... well you know what, eat a mint, come in and we'll do a bit of arm wrestling and see where it goes from there. seems against the spirit all things considered. oh one last thing, any of you know what an otter is? carolyn told me that's what i was, and apparently i can upgrade to a bear? how do i do that? ah well, ill get some egg heads down in the lab to figure it out. Cave johnson out."

[ariariari-freehounreal]

Her life is full of repeated, never ending pain and torment and she is tired of hurting and being hurt

[pinkavtomation]

Checking in :] not much 2 say 4 this one

[taffycakes23]

New hyper fixation this is awful