#aot quotes

[merf8]

The moment you hesitate, it's all over

~ Levi Ackerman

[dystopicbrain]

[rivangel]

i have more quotes to vote on….

[terrystoenail]

“There is no greater salvation than never being born in this world” is such a hard bar I can’t believe it came from an anime about giant naked people running around

[leviismybby]

Petra: "Two times a week is the best!"

Hange: "See I disagree, i think once a week is more than enough."

(y/n): "Once a week? No way, at least twice a day. Levi would go crazy."

Hange: "Levi cleans his room twice a day?"

(y/n): "Wait...what are we talking about?"

[ilynpilled]

im gonna be real with you guys a little you are all deeply fucking stupid

[wedarkacademia]

no bond is stronger than a girl and the first anime she ever watched

[twilovesshuake]

Hange: Levi isn’t answering his phone.

Y/n: I’ll call.

Erwin: Hange and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Levi: Hello?

[lucysarah-c]

Another female soldier walks past the Scouts.

"OMG, love your shirt!"

Y/N: "Aww, thank you! I love your ponytail!"

Jean: *looks at Connie* "Why is it that when I compliment a girl, they look at me with so much hatred? But when another girl does it, it's all giggles and smiles?"

Levi: *turning around to look at his squad * "Because when you do it, it means you're a potential creep who smells like shit and will chase her down the street to kidnap her. When a girl does it, it means they chose the right range of colors to match the uniform."

[lazyexcuse]

Priest: “Ok repeat after me”

Y/n, nodding with a smile: “After me.”

Priest leaning over to Levi, whispering: “Are you sure you want this one?”

Levi frowns: “Say your damn lines.”

[shorenblogs]

Eren: The moon is beautiful tonight, isn't it?

Mikasa: You know who else is beautiful?

Eren and Mikasa, at the same time: Armin Arlert.

[pengnin]

[rivangel]

PARTAKE IN THE FIRST ONE?

[stardust948]

Jean: What’s this?

Levi: An invitation to my wedding.

Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?

Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?

Levi: We were never married!

Connie: Seriously? Like at all?

Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?

Everyone: *raises their hands*

Levi:

Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.

[leviismybby]

Hange: "What's your type?"

(y/n) looks over at Levi scrubbing the floor aggressively with a biggest scowl on his face

(y/n): "I don't even know at this point."

[j-wilson-md]

Levi, why don't we make a deal? I will let your crimes go unpunished. In return, lend me your strength. Join the Survey Corps. (insp.)