#ao3 not ready for this

[9kylian]

@monjude

[seagiri]

very sleep deprived doodles of whatever’s going on inside my brain

[tawnyevergreen]

me when the gay people love each other

[ao3-crack]

(x)

[unconsciousnonhuman]

@paranormal-peri - The Prologue

Part 1

(More pages coming soon)

Edit: You can read the full non-comic prologue here

[dazednconfused08]

You want to tell me that Verstappen taking out one of the Mclaren to give Ferrari a change to archive the constructor championship is not straight out of a fanfic

[dream-girls-dream-girl]

instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx

[that-willowtree]

just started Good Omens and I’m so fucking pissed. Like yes it’s a fucking masterpiece yes I’m in love with it yes it’s definitely going to become my new hyper fixation but I know it’s going to betray me in the end. There’s no way I’m leaving this show unscathed.

[silliestcreature06]

not enough deadpool x wolverine fics on ao3... how about i fix that :3

[patovpran]

Colin (angry and talking out of his ass) : You entrapped me and we shouldn't be married

Penelope: Alright (offers annulment)

Colin: Wait- not like that

[trashy-greyjoy]

being delusional is half the fun of shipping, idk what y'all are on...

[male--wife]

miscellaneous shran

[fudgelling-away]

Valentine's gift for @amalia-uwu ♡ Enjoy!

A short ficlet (350 words) under the cut. SFW, but a bit suggestive because I just can't behave.

You wake up to the rustle of the bedsheets.

The cold, spring air somehow sneaked into your bedroom and filled your lungs.

Who has left the window open again?

Not you, that's for sure.

Frowning in discomfort, you curl up and realise that bony hands are wrapping a blanket around you. The phalanges click softly against each other as Sans pulls the blanket all the way up to your nose. Immediately you grab it with cold hands and hide your face in it.

"good morning, starlight…"

His deep voice, still groggy from sleep, encourages you to finally open your eyes. Sans lies back down with a sigh. You look at the beautiful crescents of his closed eyelids and watch his smile widen as you answer his greeting.

Even though you are freezing, you take your hand out of the blanket cocoon and reach to caress his round face.

How are his cheeks so soft?

"heh, i thought i was in trouble, but i see you coldn’t care less."

You sigh at the terrible pun and remind him that he's the one who is going to help you around if you catch a flu.

He chuckles in that special way which makes you roll your eyes and close them, because you know what's coming.

You feel him lean closer to you. Warm breath on your face. Sharp nasal ridge poking your nose.

"i could tell you a joke about the flu… but you are not going to get it.

Despite your sincere efforts, you snort with laughter, less because of what he said but more because of how he said it. So happy and giggly. Ridiculously adorable.

Groaning with fake annoyance, you lift your blanket and pull him flush against you, enveloping you both with the fluffy fabric. You keep your embrace tight as he playfully tries to wriggle out of it.

He stops the moment you kiss his forehead and murmur something in a quiet voice. He listens. With your hand on his back you feel his ribcage expanding as he inhales deeply. Magic warms up his bones.

[fluffyartbl0g]

Someone get this man a younger sibling that ISNT like. Twice his height.

[that-girl-glader]

I'm not normal anymore (I never was to begin with). I NEED WORLD AIN'T READY INJECTED INTO MY BLOOD. I NEED EVERY FOOD EVER MENTIONED IN THE FIC IN MY DIET. I NEED A MOVIE, A SERIES, A WEBTOON, A NOVEL, EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS. HECK I NEED A SONG. I NEED HAMBURGERS AND HOLD THE CANTALOUPE AS BANDS. I NEED TO BE ABLE TO LISTEN TO THE POD WHILST READING THE FIC AND WATCHING THE MOVIE AND READING THE COMIC AND BOOK AT THE SAME TIME. I'M NOT OKAY. I NEED WORLD AIN'T READY AS MUCH AS ENJOLRAS/GRANTAIRE NEEDED ENJOLRAS/GRANTAIRE FUCK. I'M SO...IT FEELS LIKE A PART OF MY SOUL NOW GOSH. (been registering to my fav parts and I was like damn I need to know what happens then BOOM there's a fic and I found it and now I'm insane because fuck. Was I even alive before I read it? And it means so much to me I'm CONVINCED I've lived that life. Grantaire is me in another universe actually. Gosh, I'm just so tied/bound to this masterpiece(s)😭)

[theendlessbond]

ariana grande walking into rehearsal dead serious about her doomed yuri donning a bright pink 'GAY' balenciaga hoodie is the funniest thing ever