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please look at my assignment from my after effects class i worked so hard on it
its kinetic typography to a jack stauber song so enjoy o7
#this is from like 2 months ago but I had to fix it a bit and I just did that recently#this is funny to me because I uploaded this on my YouTube channel that I posted wizard101 music videos and amv stuff on#has not been posted on in 6 or 7 years#the last video posted on this account was 14 year old me rapping a Hamilton song and it will never see the light of day again#umm yeah enjoy#I wanted to post this in some stream discords but I’ve been so inactive I feel bad just popping in to show something I worked on so#just posting here for now#anywyas tag ramble over#marintxt#video#jack stauber#kinetic typography#Youtube
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reposting this from my twt bc its funny but olike. im still thinking about this. sigma with glasses could be real methinks... mostly because it would be really funny but also I Love giving characters stuff like that actually
#also. i made a typo in the original tweet but yes. i have glasses and so do BOTH my parents and sister. and like all of my grandparents#i was the first one to need them then my mom found out she needed them because of me. and so on#but enough about me. the prospect of sigma having glasses is so funny. phi should bully him for it. but it would be kind of cool also#even if his vision WAS shit in vlr which it likely could be over 45~ years it would make sense if him as zero sr put a contact in his intac#eye to prevent his younger self from Knowing too early. but also LOL#diana would rock them too i think. like it would be silly. but#MAN sigma having glasses is just. so funny to me#not what the post is about but i do also think it's funny that phi has glasses in ztd but not vlr. What happened. could she just not see#girl who has to squint really hard at the AB game results to read who allied and betrayed LMAOO#anywyas. i will stop rambling. but if anyone does end up drawing sigma in glasses or has any further commentary. i would Like to hear/see..#see. get it. like eyes. bc glasses. OKAY thats enough#zero escape#virtue's last reward#zero time dilemma#vlr#ztd#sigma klim#zero escape spoilers#vlr spoilers#ztd spoilers#just. tagging all of those just in case#trevor.txt
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so I loved the performance but Wow am I even more worried about seblos now xD
#hsmtmts#seblos#hsmtmts season 4#like#UH#HELLO???!?#according to the poster of the clip they said before the video starts that it is carlos and seb who sing it#SOOOO LIKE#UHHH???!#WHYYYYY#WHAT IS THE SITUATION#WHAT IS THE CONTEXT#like I love angst and I love storylines with them but also 😭😭😭 no I just want them to be happy xdd#like whyyy xD#anyway it'll be better if it's not from that STUPID DOCUMENTARY#like I know I just said I love angst and I also love previous-season consequences but AAAAAAAHHH#anywya I rambled most of this in the notes of a gifset post for the song but I figured I'd ramble it into my own post as well xD#upon checking the seblos tag and thinking as it loaded 'yk what somebody's gotta talk about this' XD#so yeah lol#and if you didn't know it's on youtube and it's called over again#(too many of my shows on [next] season 4 right now)#(read: two)#xDD#high school musical the musical the series#high school musical the musicsl the series season 4#this is a lot more difficult to tag than ls season 4 stuff lol (s4 being promos/stuff about promos/stills/posters/whatever I feel like lol)#joe serafini#frankie rodriguez#seb matthew smith#carlos rodriguez
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pftt lol
im laughing/sobbing bc of this
https://www.tumblr.com/kittenninja14/731916269075480576/hey-yall-i-just-found-this-incredible-video-and
WHO ELSE IS SEASON 6 HYYYYYYPE
#I'm like seriously tempted to watch s6#but like I'm not even done with s5#and I'm in no mood to watch s5#it was just painful#welp I might just skip over to s6 ig 🤷#or just not watch it#bc hello?!?! why was LadyNoir friendzonedd WHYYYYY 😭#anywyas#time for real tags ig#mlb#miraculous#miraculous london#mlb spoilers#KN14 rambles
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The Perfect Imperfect Body
#not sure how well the title correlates but it kept repeating in my head over and over again as i was making it#this was gonna have a different pose at first but i just kinda let my hand go for this one so eh#i was like ah its late lemme just get this sketch done and then i'll go lay down and then i did the whole piece#jem doodles#jem (sona)#although its more uh. bloody. than normal#i gotta make seperate tags for the sonas at some point#anywyas. im rambling#tell me if i gotta tag this btw? i'll do this jic tho#tw gore
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Okie dokie sending it here because idk why I'm nervous I just is lol but okay okay
Hot nights and Wally a walking furnace and Kori and alien I headcanon also overheats hence her outfits showing a bit more skin, and in the middle poor Dick is suffering but will not leave Bec he literally can't Wally is a octopus of a cuddler in his sleep he's trapped lol
Catboy Dickie Bec like, it so cute and Kori being a cat girl both just ugh!! So the braiding each other hair and adding bells and bows and Wally feeling left out being so sad so they do it to him.
Yuri times, cute little picnic dates??? In cute dresses??? And they're having fun??? Pog
Butch Kori and femme fem Dick, idk what to do more than I like it, and vise versa too if you enjoy differents
Only au of mine I'll add is Mei Dick and Kori are besties in it and still talk after Dick sold his soul to Lucifer, they still have frequent hangouts in a field of flowers even tho it doesn't exist anymore on earth, that's not a prompt tho just thought I tell ya because I'm rambling ahhhhhh
Protect the bird ^
And one angst prompt that been a fic in the making,,, Wally coming back from the mind trip of the speed force having to tell himself he's still here, and when the panic attack is coming on he called Dick to talk but.... He's off planet and he's about to lose it needing to talk to someone to tell him he's not on the speed force this ain't a trick.
And last idea, this is an au of mine but works with vampire king or reg vampire, Dick refusing to drink blood because he doesn't want to hurt his love ones but his two favorite gingers are trying to make him drink something because he needs to feed!!!
Okie dokie I go idk why I was nervous idk brain is being weird but uh yeah
Have a cookie 🍪 for putting up with this lol
out of all of these ideas my hands have given u butch4femme yuri dickkori doodle sluggy.. i used my friends ipad 4 this and on a sidenote i rlly hate using procreate lol
ANYWYAS ON TO THE ITHER THINGS YOUVE DROPPED FOR ME (i might doodle things 4 u more later just god my hands have not been working recently lol)
ill do a read more so i dont annoy anyone with long posts
i lobe the idea of both wally and kori running warm which is really nice for dick who gets cold easily- unless its in the summer somewhere where it gets like 100° but he still would never give up being able to cuddle his favorite people no matter how warm it gets trust trust meeee
Wally just pouts at catboy n catgirl dick n kori n then hes pulled into thwir little self care pile and he gets a little make over two- WHICH THE AFTER MATH WILL DEFINITELY BE SOMETHING I DRAW ACTUALLYYYYTT that sounds so cuute itll be its own post ill tag u in tho
okok but like my yuri cowgirl au but kori kidnaps her girls sometimes to take them out on a picnic date outside of town n sometimes it turns into a little-
williows never to be trusted with horse riding/steering bc she trues to go as fast as possible (without hurtting or straining the horse ofc) btw
Its a very common sight to see kori or willow dragging robin somewhere after catching her in rope btw its do silly in my head- its how they make sure shes taking care of herself and not getting caught up in mystery shenanigans
Aahhh kori n dick in ur mei au making flowercrowns togetherr hehe
kori n wally being over protective over their favorite birdd ♡♡♡♡
CRYINNGGF AT U FOR THE ANGST yk dick would panic when he gets home and hears a worrying voicemail from wallyyyyy sluggy pleaseee
ALSOOOO thats my favorite trooe in vampires but BUT ALAOSOOOO if wallys still a speedster hes like the best canidate for dick to drink blood from bc the guy would be able to replenish his blood quicker than a normal human meaning dick would be ablw to actually be full sometimes which would be very niceeeee-
#wally west#koriand'r#dick grayson#flash#starbirdflash#dickkori#birdflash#nightwing#starfire#SLUGGY ♡♡#asks answered#my art
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actually i hate love nobody should be happy except me
#JOJOKJOKEJOKEJOKE just rambling#feelings are confusing why id my life likr a dcom bbubut instead of beinbeing 5he main character im like the best friend whos just there#with no character development thethey just needed a friefriend to cause a 'rift' for drama#anywyas my bffff for life is dating the person i like except they dont know i like their partner ans idk#i feel like a shitty friend cuz im happy for them but at the ssme time it shouldve beebeen me. in not angry or anything but its whatever#and its funny cuz i liked my bffff for a little bit and then like forced myself to stop to not accidentally ruin the friendship#so twtwi people i liklike are dating each othe lr and idk#ill get over it tho :')#l speaks#shut up l#ranting in the tags because i can#currencurrently cryigcryign tho but its good for your skin#idk why im so upset too because i never rlly stood a chance cuz thethey knew each other for ages live in the ssme neighborhood#hang out after school everevery day and i only see them 2nd period and lunch#but its whatever
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yes hi hello I saw ur classpecting hermits post and I have many thoughts,
1. voidrot mumbo is So Good like genuinely i feel people dont touch on the troll lore hiveswap gave us all that much so to see it has me frothing at the mouth
2. rainbow drinker Cleo is just so cool, Cleo gets to glow, as a treat OH AND with purpleblood joe they could have an agreement where joe from a moral stand point doesnt like killing but like feferi hes okay with doing it out of necessity and to help a friend (which in turn helps him but he doesnt like to think about it)
3. okay I'm going to seem like im just saying this bc yellow is impulses thing but goldblood impulse would honestly make more sense? mostly because he is a redstoner before builder and hes not the best at pvp (applicable bc indigobloods are known for strength over most other things) also as a nod to s8 his colors could be purple and yellow
3b. actually tbh the longer I think about it the more okay I am with him being an indigoblood actually but I still wanna throw my 2 cents out there
4. scar should be an oliveblood purely because certain bloods tend to have certain lusii and his lusii should be a big jellie also because I think it fits trickster personality :]
5. TEALBLOOD CUB Bro. tealblood cub thats so smart and Perfect I literally cannot explain how much i love that cub has Strong tagora vibes so it just Fits
okay anywyas sorry for just. dropping a shit ton of words on u I was hyperfixated on homestuck for like at least 4 years then hermitcraft for the last 2 so my brain just went crazy
Oh dang uhh
First of all thanks for sending me an ask since I don't usually have those XD I'll put a somewhat organized list of my thoughts and such
I added voidrot Mumbo not because I was going through Hiveswap lore but because I was going through Subgrubs and Snazzards since someone in the tags of my post told me about that, and as soon as I read that description I was like "oh Mumbo definitely sounds like someone who'd say 'I'm dying constantly all the time' not even as a troll just in general"
I added rainbow drinker Cleo because 1) rainbow drinkers are described as like vampires and vampires are undead, and so are zombies so yeah. 2) because yeah Cleo deserves to glow and drink blood as a treat. Idk too much about what you said about Joe so I'm just gonna nod and smile
Now with Impulse I'd have to agree a bit about how he'd be gold since that's sort of his color as well as being sort of tech-based, but 1) I tried using the gold color given when I was trying to draw characters and oh my gosh why is it like that I want to use it as sparingly as possible I need help in a good shade, 2) I wanted to reference the original fanart in my post and Impulse was an indigoblood there. Obviously there are better reasons but I'm not too far deep into Homestuck to know what they are
Olivebloods are stated to be more comfortable with things they are familiar with and are alarmed by new ideas. We never see this in Scar, he actively embraces changes to keep things fresh each season. And indigobloods are actually stated to be sporadic and change often, careless, and surprise friends often which are all things we see in Scar a LOT. And also they said that, and I quote, "being around a well-adjusted indigoblood is always a good time" which I mean like. Cmon. I can't say no to that. Although I will say the whole lusus thing might've swayed me a little but shhhhhhh we can make our own canon and I didn't have time to think of lusus and also they had a trend to just die a lot and I don't want that for Jellie soooo
I literally just based off tealblood Cub after the original fanart I have no idea what tealblood's deal is, so if anyone has an idea as to why tealblood Cub is good please let me know
Anyways, for putting up with my rambling, have a wip for something I'm doing for 413 :D
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“evan is fidgety, avoids eye contact, and is open to living a lie”
damn,,,,me
#its called anxiety hellen just say i have anxiety#also me yes literally#hhhHHHH#got that big evan shift#because jared started talking deh to me thEN FELL ASLEEP ON ME AND LEFT ME TO SUFFER#either that or hes just avoiding me idk#uhhhhhh#anywya#time to either???? keep watching deh videos and interviews#actually watch all of deh again and start crying#over?? everything tbh ever aspect of it makes me cry#the fact that hey thats actually me#and the fact that the whole mom situation is so fucking parallel with my life now#that i miss jared#or just cauSE ITS SAD AND IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD#or pick up writing letters to myself uhhh again? for the?? 3rd time??#cause once in canon#once earlier this year#and now would be the third time#ANYWAY RAMBLING AGAIN HI IM EVAN AND I LIKE TO TALK A LOT ABOUT NOTHING IN THE TAGS OF VERY SHORT POSTS#bullshit talking
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Don’t Look Away
MMHOPH Missing Arm! AU fic
WC: 2,954
Angsty as fuck
Oneshot
AN: This was a little thing I did using @spookylovesboba MissingArm! AU. It's been a while since I last wrote fanfic(like two years) but this was pretty fun. There wasn’t much to go on The AU gave a lot of room to invert the themes of the original source, which was pretty fun. If I had to place this anywehre on the hypothetical timeline it’d be before he finds the new arm so things aren’t too bloody. The story is a oneshot. I might do more; I might not. Depends on how I’m feeling. I could ramble about this for a lot longer, which I probably will in the tags, anywyas enjoy the fic.
Mao Mao polished Geraldine, holding the sword in his right hand, holding the handle with his tail. Every so often he would turn towards the silent monster alarm before he went back to pointlessly polishing his sword. Badgerclops and Adorabat were out getting… Ice cream, was it? He wasn’t paying much attention when they left. Maybe he should have joined them and actually done something with his day. The monster alarm wasn’t giving him anything to do.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Or maybe it was. He grabbed his sword and headed out the door and headed back in when he realized that it wasn’t the monster alarm. The ringing was coming from the backroom. Covered in dust, hidden in the shadows, was the home phone. Mao Mao slowly walked up to the phone, mind already racing with the unfortunate possibilities. Was it going to be one of his sisters? Probably not, he never gave them his number. Was it going to be his father? Definitely not, Mao Mao almost found the idea of him finally calling commercial. Almost.
Mao Mao reached for the phone,” hello?”
“Is this… sheriff, Mao Mao?”
The voice on the other end was faked, although there was something to it he could almost recognize.
“Who is this,” Mao Mao asked.
“Your reckoning. I am here to destroy everything you hold dear! I am here to make sure you get what's coming to you! I am-”
“-Going to stay out of the mayo,” Mao Mao interrupted. “Dammit Pinky, quit prank calling the sheriff's department!”
Mao Mao slammed the phone back down without even letting him finish. “Need to have the number changed again,” he said to himself.
He sheathed his sword and headed for the door. He might as well explore the town. It was better than getting prank called by Pinky.
* * *
“He just hung up on me. The ass just hung up on me!” The stranger threw the phone on the ground, growling in frustration. “Can’t even let me threaten him right. Prick won’t let me do anything!”
“Hey, that was our phone.”
“Shut it!” The Stranger snapped, voice echoing throughout the Sky Pirates ship.
Orangusnake didn’t know what to think of this man. Kid more like. He couldn’t have been much older than 16 maybe 17. He was a cat with mostly white fur, save for a patch of black here and there. He was a little taller than the sheriff and even sounded like the sheriff. The only thing the kid had that Mao Mao didn’t was both arms. If he closed his eyes he could easily imagine it was an extremely vulgar version of Mao Mao.
“So whadda we do now, boss,” Ratarang asked.
“Well, -uh, first we’ll…”
“You’ll shut the hell up and let me do my thing,” the stranger said.
“Hey! You can’t just come to MY ship. And start disrespecting MY crew.”
“I can when I’ve already beat the crap out of you and tied you up.”
“You haven’t even beat us up!”
“Do you want me to?”
Orangusnake was about to tell him to try it, but the kid’s eyes reminded him of Mao Mao on a bad day.
“Fine! But you said you could get rid of the blasted sheriff for us, so you better do it.”
“Don’t throw a bitch-fit, I have a plan.”
* * *
Mao Mao arrived in the town on foot because Badgerclops had to take the aerocycle. He walked through the streets making sure everything was under control. Occasionally he called out their names, but he got no response. It was quit. Too quiet. The town wasn’t on fire, Pigguns hasn’t tried to run him over, and there was no trail of mayo from Pinky. Something was horribly wrong. Did it only affect the sweetie pies? Was it the Sky Pirates? A monster? Did whatever happen also effect the King? Mao Mao gritted his teeth and began to run to the castle.
He ran as fast as he could up the castle steps. He could hear chatter get louder and louder until he finally kicked down the door.
“My door,” the king exclaimed, but Mao Mao ignored him. He had to take a minute to wonder what exactly he was seeing.
The entire kingdom was caught in a net with a misshapen piano hanging above them like it was some sort of cartoon. The group Horde Gaggle Headache of sweetie pies all began to speak at once.
“Quiet!”
The headache finally fell silent letting Mao Mao think. He pointed his sword at the King.
“Speak,” he said.
“Sheriff, get me out of this mess these… ruffians are disgusting.”
“What happened? Why you are in a net?”
“Oh, help me! Help me! Help Me! Help me! The pink… thing is getting closer!”
Mao Mao was tempted to let the King sit there and deal with Pinky however, he did sign his paychecks, so he had to do something. He took a few steps back before he began to run towards the net, pushing it with his one arm as the Piano began to fall. One swing with Geraldine and the leaf was in two pieces? What? Was Tanya behind this? Was she the one that kidnapped the sweetie pies? Did she do all of that just to mess with him? Why?
Mao Mao was moving towards the net when he noticed that the leaf wasn’t green. It was red. A nice fall red.
“Sheriff! SHERIFF!”
The King’s screams snapped him out the daze. He walked over to the net and grabbed the king by the collar.
“Who did this,” he asked.
“Who? I don’t know, just let me out-”
“Who did this,” he asked again.
“I said I don’t know, now get me-”
“What did he look like?”
“Oh, I don’t know. A black and white cat, maybe. A lot like you, actually.”
Mao Mao let go of the king with a huff. He turned to the door and began to walk to the door.
“Don’t forget about me. Sheriff? Sheriff? Cut me loose...Please,” the King asked, Mao Mao’s mind too busy to hear; his mind buzzed with thoughts and old memories.
* * *
“So, uh, care to tell me what exactly is going on?”
The Stranger looked up at his captives. One was a rather large badger with an eyepatch and a little blue bat. He knew the bear was Badgerclops although he didn’t know the small one. He expected it would take more than a half-assed ice-cream stand to catch them, but it seemed to work.
“What’s going on is that you'll both sit there quietly and wait for him to show up.”
“Whose he,” the blue one asked.
“I don’t know, maybe I would if someone would tell me what’s going on!”
Orangusnake slunk up to the captives with a wicked smile. “What’s going on is-”
“Nobody shutting the hell up. That’s what's going on,” The Stranger mumbled.
“Okay, why are you so rude? I let you into my ship! Then you start yelling at everybody! What do you want?”
“First off, you don’t ‘let’ me be anywhere. I can do what I want and you certainly can’t stop me. Secondly, I’m not rude you all are just insufferable. Lastly, what I want is to finally give Mao Mao what he deserves.”
“And what is that?”
The Stranger just smiled and took out more leaves. A flick of the wrist and a puff of smoke turned them into poorly made dolls of Mao Mao, Badgerclops, the blue one and himself.
“What are those?”
“The important people.”
“We aren’t I there,” Orangusnake said.
“Dude, I literally just said it's the important people.”
“That… that hurts.”
The Stranger rolled his eyes going back to his dolls. “First, I kidnap you two. Already done that. Then he shows up and we beat him up. Once he’s all nice and bruised we bury him alive. Let’s see how he likes being locked up without anyone to help him.”
The Stranger let out a cackling laugh.
“You’re a lot like your dad you know that,” Badgerclops said.
The laughter suddenly stopped. “What would you know?”
“I mean, you’re Jǐngtì Mao, right? Mao Mao’s son?”
Everyone turned to the Stranger. He squinted his eyes, pushing a finger into Badgerclops’ face. “Okay, its Jǐngtì Keys actually.”
The blue thing’s eyes lit up like stars. “Oh my gosh! You're Mao Mao’s Kid! WhatshelikeWhereyou’vebeenIsn’thethecoolestwhoseyourmom- wait, if you’re Mao Mao’s kid then why’d you kidnap us?”
“Well, you see… Blue thing. Mao Mao is… awful. So, I’m going to make use of the only way he taught me to deal with my problems: bury it deep deep down and hope it never comes back up.”
“That doesn’t sound very heroic.”
“Well, you see that would be a problem if I was a hero, fortunately, I’m not so I don’t have to worry about shit.”
“If Mao Mao’s your dad then who's your mom,” Orangusnake asked.
“Tanya Keys.”
“Who.”
“What do you mean who she was here like last week.”
“Never met her.”
“Really? Tanuki. Did the stuff with the leaves. I mean you should’ve met her, she’s a bounty hunter.”
“These guys don’t have bounties on their heads,” Badgerclops added from the back.
Jǐngtì turned to the pirates then back to Badgerclops. “Aren’t they pirates.”
“Sky Pirates,” Orangusnake added from the back.
“Yeah, but they suck so we never really placed bounties.”
“We’re right here.”
“Damn, I thought they were strong because mom didn’t catch them.”
“Nope. They’re bottom of the barrel.”
“We’re still right here.”
“Why do I even have these guys then?”
Everyone turned when they heard a loud bang. “Open up Jǐngtì! I know you’re here.”
“They may not be fighters, but I suppose they can be cannon fodder.”
* * *
Mao Mao kept knocking on the hull of the Sky Pirates ship. His one good hand was starting to hurt when the door finally opened a tad. Jǐngtì poked his head over the door, his face covered with the purple bandanna.
“Son.”
“You.”
“It’s been a while.”
“Four years and 156 days. Believe me, I’ve been counting.”
“How are you even out of jail?”
“Mom paid bail.”
“All of it?”
“What do you think she was so desperate for bounties?”
Mao Mao sighed and scratched his ears. “If you stop know we can have this kidnapping stuff all blow over, so just get down here.”
“You can’t make me.”
“Yes, I can.”
“There’s just one of you and six, maybe seven if you count the snake-monkey as two different people.”
“You mean the Sky Pirates?”
“Yeah.”
Mao Mao raised an eyebrow.”Really? You’re just scraping up wood chips. I beat them once a week, twice if I need to blow off some steam.”
“See! That’s the shit I can’t stand. You pretend to be better than everyone else when you’re just as awful!”
“What do you mean?”
“I make one mistake and you just throw me into jail. You didn't even try to help me. You complain about your dad when you’re not better.”
Mao Mao didn’t know words could hit that hard. He felt all the wind leave his lungs and pain in his chest. He clenched his fist and closed his eyes before looking up again. “You can’t just do things without consequences. You can’t just do wrongs and expect no justice.”
“You’re right,” Jǐngtì said,” so let me fucking bury you alive.”
“Please get down here. And stop cursing, Adorabat’s only six.”
“The blue thing?”
Mao Mao nodded.
Jǐngtì turned over his shoulder then back to his father, looking him dead in the eyes. “Shit, ass, fuck, motherfucker, bitch-”
Jǐngtì certainly inherited his obstinance. He climbed up and swung the back of his blade at Jǐngtì. He dodged the attack, stepping forward to bring down his knife. Mao Mao stuck his sword in the floor, freeing his hand to catch Jǐngtì’s wrist.
“-cock, fucker, and motherfucker.”
“You said motherfucker twice.”
“Well, I am fighting you so I guess it was on my mind.”
Jǐngtì pulled a bomb from his bag forcing Mao Mao to jump back. When the fuse burned out the bomb just turned back into a leaf.
“Pirates!” Jǐngtì called out.
Mao Mao was forced to let go and quickly step out of the way of Rammaraffe, he was pushed back by an egg-bomb from boss-hostrich, a small head-tilt was enough to dodge Ratarang. Orangusnake let out a battle cry, leaping forward with battleax brandished. He couldn’t win like this. He dashed underneath Orangusnake, and reached for Geraldine. When the sword was nearly in his grasp it was pulled away.
“How does it feel to be disarmed again,” Jǐngtì asked.
“You’re like really mean, you know that?”
Jǐngtì gave Badgerclops the side-eye before transforming with a large puff of smoke. “Meh meh meh meh meh, that’s what you sound like,” he said.
“Hurtful, but why’d you turn into modern art?”
Jǐngtì raised an eyebrow,” what do you mean modern art I’m supposed to be you.”
“That’s supposed to be… me?”
Badgerclops laughed. He laughed and laughed as Jǐngtì’s frustration grew and grew until he exploded in a puff of smoke. “You know what! I don’t see you doing magic! You don’t get to criticize me for doing mine!”
Mao Mao pinched the bridge of his nose.“ Badgerclops, quit arguing with an actual child and free yourself. Also, hand my sword while you’re at it.”
“Can’t tied up.”
“Quit being lazy. You know that’s not even a rope. It's just a leaf.”
Badgerclops rolled his eyes and stood up, popping the rope around with a puff of smoke. He pointed his arm right at Jǐngtì. “You’re both very demanding you know that?”
“I suppose I’ll just try burying him alive another time.”
Jǐngtì pushed Badgerclops arm up. A single misfire blasted a hole right through the Sky Pirate’s ship. He grabbed Adorabat without hesitation, jumping off Badgerclop’s face to start climbing towards the exit. Mao Mao called his son’s name, quickly following after. They climbed to the top of the airship. Jǐngtì held Adorabt in one arm. The wind howled in their ears.
“That’s enough, Jǐngtì.”
“Enough of what?”
“Enough of all this. You have to stop.”
“Why? Why should I?”
“Because you literally held an entire kingdom hostage. You teamed up with the Sky Pirates. You’re just becoming a villain.”
“Like father like son, I guess.”
“Jǐngtì just… just stop before this goes too far.”
Mao Mao walked forward while Jǐngtì kept walking back.
“Before I too far? I already thought I did go too far back in Queens Putland.”
“You stole from the monarch and stole their crown! You can’t just do that and expect nothing of it!”
“So, I guess it's justified to leave me in jail without even trying to post bail. I guess it’s fine to just up and move on with your life like you didn't spend 13 whole fucking years with them! Instead, you fuck off and replace me with… this!”
He shook Adorabat around like a ragdoll. “Careful!” Mao Mao shouted as he took a tentative step forward.
“Listen I get it I… am a hypocrite, certainly not the best father, but that's no excuse to do any of this.”
“Shut up! Just shut up!” Jǐngtì reached into his pouch throwing leaf after leaf.
Some turned into bikes, others into furniture, pianos and anything heavy. It didn’t slow Mao Maod down; he just cut them down one after the other. The final thing he threw was also the largest. A massive boulder that belonged at the slope of a mountain hurled through the air. Mao Mao simply raised his hand, simply grabbing onto it so tightly that it popped.
“Are you done?”
“No, I’m not done! I never will be until you finally get your shit together! Put action to your words, and try, for once in your life, to do something right!”
It happened in an instant. A step back when nothing was there. Jǐngtì fell back, too surprised to even scream.
Mao Mao lunged forward grabbing onto his wrist.
To his horror, Jǐngtì seemed genuinely surprised. “Why?”
“Does a man have to give a reason to protect his own children?”
The look in Jǐngtì’s eyes gave him hope. Hope that maybe mistakes can be fixed, or at least worked past. He helped Jǐngtì to his feet and placed his hand on his shoulder. Jǐngtì refused to look him in the eye, but he didn’t shrug it off.
Without warning, he threw down one of Adorabat’s bombs. A cloud of smoke filled the air. When the smoke cleared he was holding Adorabat and Jǐngtì was nowhere to be seen.
“Mao Mao,” Adorabat said.
“Hm?”
“What was that?”
Mao Mao took a deep breath as he searched for the right way to phrase it. “Adorabat, we all have to deal with the consequences of our actions. You can’t just forget about them, lest we start to hurt the people we’re close to.”
“Did you forget him, Mao Mao?”
“You know what? I never could. I never even wanted to. I hope he knows that.”
A loud crash shook the ship. Badgerclops helicoptered out through a brand new, much larger, hole with his arm cannon at full charge. “Alright daddy issues, that’s enough.” He waved his cannon around, searching for his target.
“What?”
“No not you. Jǐngtì,” Badgerclops said.
“You can put the arm cannon down now. He’s long gone.” He knew Jǐngtì wasn’t. He taught him that disappearing trick, after all.
“Oh. Well then let's get the aerocycle and go. I have no idea where it's parked.”
“But I didn’t ride the aerocycle here.”
Badgerclops groaned and they shared a laugh as they walked back home
#mmhoph#mao mao heroes of pure heart#mao mao#adorabat#Jǐngtì#Badgerclops#spookylovesboba#armlessAU!#fan child#fan character#fanfic#writing#Time for my ramblings:#There honestly wasn't much to go on#I had to make up a lot of stuff and extrapolate a lot#Jǐngtì especially#I decided to give him Armless Mao's innability to handle emotions#with cannon Tanya's inhabitions#and a teenagers vulgarity#Mao had a lot more to go on#He's less physically violent#but the issues are still there#Might actually post this on Ao3 later#long post is long#rambling in the tags
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I just got through a 10hour long shift after only sleeping for two hours last night. Woke up just in time to put my clothes on in a hurry and run to the bus stop. It was... rough. Not terrible, just rough. It’s my own fault for having such a messed up sleeping schedule but it was still a rough day to get through.
I actually had a good day, over all. We were hosting a kid’s show in the morning so started out greeting and entertaining kids, which is nice because I love kids! And they were all so well behaved today, it went like a dream! I also got to prep candy bags that we’re selling tomorrow for the show, and it was truly a labor of love because I was just imagining how much happiness this pile of neatly bundled candy would spread. Then there’s the usual small interactions with good customers that just make your day, you know. If you can help them find something they’ve lost and they thank you, or they make a point out of telling you how good you are at your job, etc. Guys, it’s amazing how just little things like a sincere thank you and a smile can make such a difference for people who work with customers! Then my favorite coworker showed up for the last third of the shift and yeah.. too many things to list, honestly. There were just a bunch of small things that made my day great! ... It was just kinda rough because I was tired as fuck and my stomach was upset all day haha.
Anywyas. Pointless ramble I guess. I guess I’m just... grateful? Yeah, grateful. I’m having a depression spell lately, but at least life is actually taking a turn for the pleasant (depression and life situation isn’t linked, so things can go well and yet you feel like dying; that’s what’s going on for me rn)! Yesterday was so great; I think I truly made a new good IRL friend. I actually think she might become prominent in my life for the next chapter of my journey. After SNK.
... speaking of SNK. I did record the snk voice meme I was tagged in. I’m very on the fence about posting it, because.. I’m afab and my voice gives that away. That’s why I don’t like showing my face or voice online, because this is the only place I can be separate from my mismatching physical existence... Yet, the voice meme has been so much fun to follow these past few days, and I feel so much closer to everyone, hearing the people behind these blogs I’ve co-fanboyed with for years... So I’m really on the fence about posting it. I also realize I speak super slowly so it’s kinda boring. I just want you guys to be aware in advance, if I post, that my voice is feminine... I hope you guys will accept me for it.
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