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finals kicking my butt 😔 take this

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I was possessed when I wrote this

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aquarium date aftermath...

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I’ve come here to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog’s a JOLLY ass NICE LISTER! He GAVE PRESENTS to my fucking wife. That’s right! He took his hedgehog fuckin BURLAP SACK out and GAVE A GIFT to my fucking wife, and he said his BELLS were “this JINGLY!” and i said “that’s JOLLY!” So i’m making a callout-post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the hedgehog your STOCKING’S FULLA COAL and guess what? Here’s what my STOCKING looks like! 💣💣💣💣💣💥💥💥💥 That’s right baby! No coal! No sticks! No itchy sweaters! Look at that it looks like CANDYCANES and TOYS! He GIFTED my wife so guess what? I’m gonna GIFT the world! That’s right! This is what you get! My super RED-NOSED REINDEER!

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“Won't you come join me?”

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chapter's ready for tomorrow :3

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shitpost

@aphantomdweeb

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sunday🕊️

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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1/2

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every time you SIN you gain ONE SINPOINT. i SIN frequently and gain SINPOINTS often because i am not gentle or kind. i buy perfume that smells like wolves

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p5 death note crossover content where instead of lawlight akeshu au it's just that lawlight are confidants and ren has to fix light yagami

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AM I IN THE RIGHT TIMELINE???

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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

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It's here!

Summary:

To-Oh Student Light Yagami and Detective Prince Goro Akechi are stuck in purgatory with nothing to do but play chess and talk until they admit their regrets with their slouchy black-haired rivals.

Detective L Lawliet stumbles upon an empty coffee shop called Café Leblanc after wandering Tokyo right after the death of Kira, confiding to the barista who was Phantom Thief Leader Akira Kurusu about both their regrets with their brown-haired murderer rivals.