#anyways. fucking awoo

[pigswithwings]

who up growling and snarling

[the-holy-ghosted]

high-tide-thunder -> weewoof

weewoof as in. like. werewolf. but silly

[designedparadigm]

local man about to get an otamatone and be the most annoying motherfucker on the planet. (as if local man having kazoo wasn't bad enough)

[t4tklonoa]

I'm still not happy abt prime Sonic being THE ONLY CHARACTER. who has a different personality AGAIN.

[whileyoureinschoolidothisallday]

Y’ALL omg okay

Per the norm when I play open world games and I'm left to my own devices, I found myself in areas I’m too under leveled to be in! But do you think I just turn around and go where I’m supposed to?

No! In typical Arisa fashion, I brute force it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there I am. Fighting the Normal gym. I’ve got most of my team up in the lvl 30s, my Azumarill is already lvl 40 because she’s a fuckin beast (exactly why they’re in my top fave Pokemon but anyway), and after my first defeat I went and evolved my first Rockruff so I’d have at least one Rock type. I could beat the first two of the Gym Leader’s Pokemon with my Daschbun without too much difficulty, it’s that damn bird that would LITERALLY ONE SHOT MY ENTIRE TEAM.

So I get to the stupid bird. I of course wasted my tera orb already trying to use my Pikachu on it before it could kill me, like a clown. And my Lycanroc--his name is Yandere btw--was still really under leveled (lvl 27) because it already took all of last night and then tonight to get everybody even remotely where they needed to be and I’m impatient (AND NO, I WILL NOT JUST GO TO A DIFFERENT GYM!!!!!!!!). Once Pikachu’s down, everyone else is either asleep, ko’d, or paralyzed, and I can’t waste turns healing all of them, so I really have no choice but to put him out and pray.

The good news, he can take THREE HITS of the Facade!!!! The bad news: Since he’s under leveled, he’s not very strong. Good news again: He knows Howl!!!! So I start to formulate a strategy.

I made Yandere use one Rock Tomb--which also kills the bird’s Speed btw so he can stop fucking going first--and one Howl, and then when he was on his last hit, I would swap him out with one of the other ones and used their turn to heal Yandere. Then I would put Yandere back in and start the process over again.

And I think this would’ve worked flawlessly...if I had more than 2 Pokemon to do the swaps with LMAO.

So I’m down to just Yandere. He’s on his last hit. We do at least get to go first now, but with the damage he’s doing the bird has probably TWO hits left. Goddammit, I’m gonna have to level him up fully and do this battle a third fuckin time. I’ve accepted it, and I press A because we’re damn well at least going down swinging. Internally, I’m very much like, “You did good buddy, we’ll get him next time.”

BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE FUCKIN CRITS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BIRD GOES DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LITERALLY SCREAMED it was literally something out of the anime omg I was so fuckin hype

[orcelito]

Me starting fe engage rolling my eyes at animated sequences, hating the voice acting + the overdramatic sprite animations, being taken out of the battle I was enjoying to watch more animated sequences & being like "just Let Me Fight! The Fuck?????"

In other words my engage game is going swimmingly, it seems

[certifiedtrashmouth]

remember when i was seeing harry live and was sobbing my heart out to i think wmyb?? maybe?? and was still violently sobbing as he started to sing sign of the times and i only cried harder when he sang "just stop your crying"

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Congrats on 1000 followers! How about some monster fucking headcanons with were Wes?

K so my brain blocked out the "were" part of this ask but uh idrc so I'm giving you werewolf Weather along with some of my other favorite monster imagines because it's my boyfriend and I get to do whatever I want w him thanks

1k special post! Still going btw! Send me requests so I don't have to finish my Blackmore and my Weather Report fics!

Monster boy Weather Report HCs ♡ (NSFW)

Werewolf!Weather

• He'll be biting shit, getting saliva everywhere. Ofc he licks all of his bites better afterwards as a little apology

• Loves to mount you from behind ♡

• After he's fucked you good and barely conscious he turns into the biggest baby and begs for head/ear scratches. If you indulge him his tail turns into a weapon, so take caution.

• Speaking of his tail... give it a nice, gentle tug. Play with it a little.... he's a shaking mess

• Acts like he's addicted to eating you out and will overstimulate you with his tongue. Same goes for his dick too, obviously, so pick your poison ig

• Even if he's not going through a rut, or hadn't transformed yet, he's so easy to turn on, just grab his tail, itch behind the ears, give him some belly rubs, and he's immediately turned on.

• He's soo fucking hairy oh god

• Let's out the biggest "Awoo" when he comes inside you

Minotaur/Bull hybrid!Weather

• This bitch will fuck you on every surface he can; barn wall, a truck, literally anywhere there's no out of bounds.

• His fav position is to hold you up and bounce you on his cock because he likes to show off how strong he is.

• He's a rather gentle dom, but he has moments where he'll fuck you rough, it's mostly spurred on by jealousy

• He can get soo possessive over you if you spend too much time with the other farm monsters. But dw he'll fuck you good to remind you who your mate is

• He's a rescue from a breeding barn, so... due to his history his cock is pretty sensitive. He's a mooing mess if you try to give him head.

• That being said... would you even be able to fit that thing in your mouth? It's huge ... maybe just use your tongue so you don't pop your jaw out of socket. Yeah. He likes it like that, anyway.

• His tits are huge, but they're just for show. Dw he's got a different special milk you can have instead 😏😏

• He'll cum buckets inside you, then use his cock to plug you up. He'll stay like that for hours if he's got to. EVEN IF YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT, HE WILL FORCE YOU TO STAY LIKE THAT FOREVER

• When I tell you to use his horns to steer him deeper into eating you out, I MEAN IT. HE THINKS IT'S HOT

Naga!Weather

• Hey, did you know snakes have TWO

• Double the pp double the cum. It gets everywhere

• Double penetration is almost a must, he can be persuaded into only using one. But are you really not going to let him keep both of his dicks warm?

• He likes to wrap you up in his tail while he fucks you. Don't ask how it works it just does

• LOOK I'M NOT INTO VORE BUT I'M JUST SAYING... LET HIM PUT SHIT IN HIS MOUTH

• Likes to use his tongue to tease you

• I don't think a snake tongue would feel too good... but he's eager to please

• Don't worry the teeth are retractable

• Speaking of which 😏😏😏 no gag reflex

• I'm running out of ideas but hell yeah snake sex

[vanhelsingapologist]

I am submitting my formal request for folk music ~opinions~ ❤️

Folk music is another one of those genres that’s hard to pinpoint. It’s basically been merging with country and Americana for years. Further, are people asking for traditional folk? Folk metal? Indie folk? Baroque folk? But it’s all folk! Folk, folk, folk. I’ve written it so many times that it doesn’t look like a word. Anyway, I went contemporary/indie/roots folk for this. Started with more woodsy stuff, too.

• Empty Northern Hemisphere by Gregory Alan Isakov. Gregory Alan Isakov is one of those artists I adore and I think he pretty consistently nails it when it comes to folksy themes and instrumentation. His Weatherman album is pretty fantastic. He’s probably considered indie folk, if I had to put a finger on it.

• My Gal, My Guy by Darlingside. The first song I ever heard by them was called Harrison Ford, which is also pretty good, but there’s just something about this song! Also indie folk.

• Oats In The Water by Ben Howard. He has another great one called In Dreams. His earlier music sort of feels like standing in a dead forest. I can’t really explain it beyond that. His newer stuff is a bit more atmospheric, but it’s good.

• Bavarian Porcelain by Sea Wolf. His song Dear Fellow Traveller got some fandom airtime, but his whole discography is pretty good and soaked with forest imagery. My favorite album is probably White Water, White Bloom, but Cedarsmoke is very kind to me.

• Let This Remain by Alana Henderson. Henderson keeps making her way into my playlists. She sort of reminds me of Enya, sort of reminds me of something reminiscent of the Dresdon Dolls, but it’s just enough that she’s got this incredible unique sound.

• Francis by Haley Heynderickx and Max García Conover. This is another one that I have to physically restrain myself from looping. Their voices blend really well, and I’d also consider it my official endorsement of both their music. Heynderickx’s No Face and Show You A Body kill me and Conover’s collaboration on the everything in winter album is worth a listen.

• Deep Green by Marika Hackman. I feel like we can call Marika Hackman folk. Her voice is haunting, her lyrics stick, and she does really neat stuff instrumentally, and she had the folk sound. Not coffeehouse music, so I had to look to see what she’s categorized as. Alternative, it was. Her new album is less folksy, but We Slept At Last definitely is.

• Darlin Corey by Amythyst Kiah. If you haven’t heard any of her work, go listen as soon as possible. She’s got this deep, beautiful sound and writes about isolation in a way that really resonates. It’s hard to find artists who make folk that sounds a hundred years old, but she nails it every single time.

• Love Me Like You Used To by Lord Huron. Lord Huron is an old favorite, and I do think their Long Lost album is my favorite, despite Strange Trails being so well-known. Nothing makes you wanna awoo the way these guys do.

• Traveling On by The Decemberists. I’m a Decemberists fan first, person second. Sometimes I go about my day and “street side smokers, holy rollers” pops into my head at random. Hopefully, you will share my plight.

• Ofelia by Kiltro. Kiltro plays a mixture of shoegaze and Chilean folk. If that doesn’t sound like the best fucking time ever get AWAY from me. Creatures of Habit bumped all year before I graduated.

• The Weight by Amigo the Devil. Darker folk. I think he’s on a playlist called Murderfolk, which just about sums it up. I might put Amigo the Devil in the same camp as AJJ in terms of sound. Slightly different in lyricism.

• Northern Wind by Liza Anne. Their new stuff isn’t folk, but their old stuff is definitely indie folk. I sometimes describe them as drinking cold water, and I think that definitely sticks with their Two album.

As always, I have no idea what I’m talking about. Hope this is good!

[dogmomwrites]

OC vs Cockroach tag

This tag came from @axl-ul, so thanks for including me in this game!

Passing it on with soft tags to @cat-esper, @littlepatchofhell, @andromeda-grace, @monstersandmaw, @athenswrites, and @sliceofardath, as well as leaving an open tag! Rules—share with us how well you think your oc would do when matched up against a cockroach?

Putting my response under a cut because it got a little long. I wanted to write the ratings as little scenes, so...I did. Used Riley, Avalanche, Jimmy, and Aaron from my unnamed WIP for this

Upon release, the roach scurried away, seeking somewhere to hide. The room was open and brightly lit so that the roach was fully exposed. 

“Riley, roach!” Aaron said. 

On reflex, Riley’s hand shot out and slapped the roach. When he pulled his hand back, the roach was dead, one of its legs stuck to his palm. “Why the fuck did I do that?” Holding his hand away from himself, Riley got up from the couch and gave the remains a look of distaste. The remains on his hand received distaste tempered with confusion. 

On his notepad, Aaron filled out a small form while he listened to Riley complain about grossness. 

Efficiency—10/10 

Effectiveness—10/10 

Emotional Control—10/10 

Physical Control—0/10 

No Damage to Surroundings—10/10 

Consideration for Life—0/10 

Riley’s Overall—7/10 

After a second, he added a new line. 

Sanitary Methods—0/10 

Riley’s Overall—7/10 6/10 

~~ 

The roach skittered away before the cup had even fully lifted. 

“Avalanche! There’s a roach!” Aaron called. 

Her ears perked up and she leaped away from the table to check it out. The flour that coated her paws fell away with her steps and left a trail like the dusting of a first snow behind her. The roach froze once it sensed her approach, but it was a small dark shape on a white towel. It fled once again when Avalanche stuck her nose close to it and sniffed it; she sneezed on it. 

She stepped in front of it and hopped awkwardly when it tried to hide under her foot. A fold formed in the towel when she moved, and the roach tucked itself against the meager shelter. Gently, Avalanche dug at the towel to smooth it out, and the roach took off again. 

The roach made it to the end of the towel, shadowed by Avalanche’s curious nose. Desperate to escape her before she decided it might be a snack, the roach made a beeline for the couch and disappeared under it. 

“Awoo?” Avalanche asked. 

“It’s alright, go on back to making cookies. I’ll take care of the roach,” Aaron told her. Once she was back in the kitchen, he pulled out his notepad. 

Efficiency—0/10 

Effectiveness—0/10 

Emotional Control—10/10 

Physical Control—8/10 

No Damage to Surroundings—10/10 

Consideration for Life—10/10 

Sanitary Methods—?/10 

Before he gave her her rating, he had to add another line. 

Cuteness—100/10 

He hesitated. Should he go back and adjust Riley’s score to include this new category? He decided against it, as it would only lower his rating. Who slapped a roach, anyway? 

Avalanche’s Overall—100/10 

A fair and totally unbiased rating. 

~~ 

The roach raced away from him, heading into the kitchen as soon as he released it. “Jimmy, look out for the roach!” 

“Look out? What, did you get a tactical cockroach to sic on me?” Jimmy laughed at the absurdity of the concept, but his amusement faded quickly. “Wait, it's coming right at me.” 

For a moment, there was no noise. Aaron was tempted to sneak a peek, but then he heard— 

“He’s chasing me! Oh god, it’s flying!” 

Something was broken. A plate, it sounded like. 

“Why the fuck did you sic a roach on me? Why is it so big?” 

Another crash. 

“Whatever I did, I’m sorry!” 

There was a whooshing sound that gave Aaron a strong sense of concern. Leaning around the doorjamb, he saw the kitchen in flames. 

Jimmy stood near the stove, eyes wide as he looked at Aaron. “I don’t know where it went.” 

Efficiency—0/10 

Effectiveness—0/10 

Emotional Control—0/10 

Physical Control—0/10 

No Damage to Surroundings—0/10 

Consideration for Life—?/10 

Sanitary Methods—10/10 

Cuteness—0/10 

Jimmy’s Overall—the kitchen is on fire 

~~ 

“A six? I got a six?” Riley demanded. 

“Yeah, you lost a point for using your bare hand. That was gross.” 

“Give me that,” Riley grumbled, snatching the notepad from Aaron. He began writing as he glared at the paper, then all but threw it back. 

Aaron’s Rating—BAD FRIEND 

“I think you’re overreacting about the six—” 

“You gave Avalanche a hundred just for being cute! She didn’t even kill the damn thing!”

[ordinaryxxgirl]

Okay, I REALLY need to go to bed...But, I'm having a genuine blast writing Nicole. And I adore her ship with Awoo's Belle...I have so much fucking brainrot for this ship, you have NO idea and I am so sorry, Awoo.

Anyway...I'll do replies tomorrow! So, g'night!

[stealthrockdamage]

Top five fictional women

incredibly dangerous prompt thank you so much. this is so difficult because there are so many really really good fictional women and i think this list will be subject to a bunch of recency bias from my brain because i'm godawful at keeping track ofthings i like but i'll give you my best attempt

5. ryo yamada (bocchi the rock!) - she's silly she's bassist she's just like me for real (untrue i will literally never have her level of swag) anyway i think she kisses women a whole lot

4. baiken (guilty gear series) - i think i hauve Covid need her to princess carry me bark bark awoo you get the idea. i like how she just doesn't care about anything. doesn't care about her appearance even so her outfit is just Like That. but more so than her body her insane need for revenge(? i think? not too familiar with guilty gear story stuff) is like wildly attractive. i just think she's super hot boss

3. tsubasa hanekawa (monogatari series) - okay so this is pure recency bias and also the only time you'll catch me alive openly talking about knowing anything about monogatari (< probably untrue) but i really like her is the thing. she suffers so well. nothing ever ever ever goes her way. if she ever took off her limiters the world would grovel at her feet but she's too much of a sweetie pie. she can't help it. poor thing she is sooooo fucked up

2. melia antiqua (xenoblade series) - what is it with me and girls who have to suffer through untold misery and have enough power to make the world quake

midna (the legend of zelda: twilight princess) - she did insane shit to my fragile little 8 year old mind when i was a kid. good lord. do i need to explain

[bitchfitch]

since the artfight team reveal just happened i just wanted to like. do a quick reminder that while i am participating this year im probably just going to do it for the sake of revenging the folk who attacked me last year. Bc like, tldr, last July was fucking rough and i had some kinda serious health and mental health issues going on that stopped me from being able to participate. the constant panic attacks it was causing wasn't like, great, either.

I'll see how I'm doing head state wise after that's done and decide from there if I'll be doing any more attacks/putting characters back up to accept attacks.

Anyways team werewolf. awoo. 🍍🐺

[wellthatschaotic]

We'd be down to hear about Species(tm) !

Just generally, but if anything specific, something that y'all feel is underrated or that people wouldn't inherently guess.

-Glass

slay!!

may wants to start fkjfds - vampires do not spontaneously explode in the sun we just get sunburnt Very Easily and our eyes are extra sensitive and we're naturally nocturnal so daytime just sucks anyway. we also do not fucking glitter in the sun like pixies. on that note everything in that book series is horrendously wrong - vampire fangs are retractable (like cat claws kinda) and are Very Sharp. yes i have bit my lip on accident before. we also do have retractable claws and our eyes slit like cats in Feral Vampire Mode(TM) (aka when someone pisses me off or if i'm Really Hungry) - not every bite will turn you into a vampire that takes venom which is pretty much always a conscious choice by the vampire - yes i'm allergic to garlic but in a lactose intolerant way. my entire body will HATE me but i WILL eat those olive garden breadsticks fuck you - yes we can eat human food it just doesn't do as much and for some it's like an acquired taste. as i said though. olive garden breadsticks. you understand - vampires usually travel in groups of 2-3 but rarely more than that and also rarely alone - crosses/holy water/etc do nothing. yes someone has splashed holy water on me before. it's just water. also i can see myself in mirrors so that too

ok now it's luke's turn - werewolves are not affected by the full moon. like it's Pretty but i do not lose control of myself. that's halfwolves (guys whos parents were a werewolf and a human so half werewolf. they have a lot worse control so the urge to Awoo is a lot more irresistible) - being bit by a werewolf will not turn you into a werewolf it will just probably hurt - werewolves are essentially just Big Wolves in their wolf form. with golden or orange eyes (all shapeshifters have golden/orange eyes when shifting) - a silver bullet will kill a werewolf but you have to kill its 'base' form which is the form it is most comfortable with. usually it's also the form it was born in but not always (so if a werewolf was born in wolf form you gotta kill its wolf form and vice versa). hard to explain kinda but yeah - injuries translate between bodies and often get a lot worse if you try to shift while injured - shifting takes energy so you can't just do it like 5 times in a row i'm pretty sure you'd just pass out - alpha/beta/omega shit is bullshit i hate it with a passion get that concept the hell out of here , ,, - all werewolves are bisexual /j

[t4tklonoa]

godddd Ifucking hate february Ihatevalentines day why can't ppl. be normal abt platonic love

[phantomswolf]

here, i answered the art questions

1. Art programs you have but don't use

aseprite, krita (nightmare to draw in), i used to have a totally 100% absolutely-not-pirated copy of photoshop but not anymore

2. Is it easier to draw someone facing left or right (or forward even)

depends on the day, but usually the left. i hate doing side profiles tho

3. What ideas come from when you were little

A LOT. but my story Nightfall has been a work in progress since I was 11

4. Fav character/subject that's a bitch to draw

GORO AKECHI PERSONA 5

5. Estimate of how much of your art you post online vs. the art you keep for yourself

i hardly post most of my art on Tumblr atm, but that’s because almost all of it regards the Kirby Gemini AU and my partner and i are making a blog for that. so, as a percentage for the last few years, i’ve probably only posted maybe. less than 1% of my work?

6. Anything that might inspire you subconsciously (i.e. this horse wasn't supposed to look like the Last Unicorn but I see it)

honestly a lot of old emo art fksbfjfbd jhonen vasquez was a huge inspo to me for a while

7. A medium of art you don't work in but appreciate

PLUSH MAKING AND FURSUIT MAKING god i wanna learn but i don’t think sewing is my thing

8. What's an old project idea that you've lost interest in

i’ve had a lot, but i wanna keep them to myself in case I wanna salvage bits and pieces

9. What are your file name conventions

Depends on the day and the art piece but usually shit like “sorry if this looks gay”, variations of AWOO, “normal”, “k i l l”, “straight people”, etc

10. Favorite piece of clothing to draw

Uhhhh armor (i say like a fucking freak)

11. Do you listen to anything while drawing? If so, what

this nightmare of a playlist

12. Easiest part of body to draw

Uhhhhhhh depends on the day, usually the face

13. A creator who you admire but whose work isn't your thing

iunno, i don’t think abt that

14. Any favorite motifs

A LOT. i cant think of any specific ones rn but i guess. religious imagery is pretty baller. that and super dark palettes with bright neon highlights and accents

15. *Where* do you draw (don't drop your ip address this just means do you doodle at a park or smth)

my room for digital stuff, but i usually bring a sketchbook with me if i’m going out

16. Something you are good at but don't really have fun doing

oughhh coloring and shading

17. Do you eat/drink when drawing? if so, what

usually water. hydration is important 👍

18. An estimate of how much art supplies you've broken

traditional, i have no clue. too many. digital supplies uhhh i didn’t break per se, but two art tablets have given out (my first one lasted years, but the second only lasted a few months coz it sucked booty hole)

19. Favorite inanimate objects to draw (food, nature, etc.)

TREES.

20. Something everyone else finds hard to draw but you enjoy

expression work!

21. Art styles nothing like your own but you like anyways

my partner’s style!! i love it so fucking much

22. What physical exercises do you do before drawing, if any

i do a lot of hand stretches. carpal tunnel was too much of a bitch not to

23. Do you use different layer modes

all the time! always for shading and for glowing bits. multiply and add glow layers my beloved

24. Do your references include stock images

sometimes yea lol. i don’t use refs as much as i should tho

25. Something your art has been compared to that you were NOT inspired by

Too much for me to be happy about it.

26. What's a piece that got a wildly different interpretation from what you intended

i drew a vent piece and people took it as me just being edgy. wild times

27. Do you warm up before getting to the good stuff? If so, what is it you draw to warm up with

somedays i do. usually just shitposts or my sona

28. Any art events you have participated in the past (like zines)

i have participated in 1 (one) collab

29. Media you love, but doesn't inspire you artistically

uhh ace attorney and persona

30. What piece of yours do you think is underrated

is it weird to say a lot of my works? like the finished ones. iunno, i feel like i get overlooked a lot and it’s a cowabummer