#anyways sry lmao

[cuyberpunk]

god i hate my damn school 😭

[verimakea]

I STILL think we shouldn't ignore Kyle's diabetes any longer

[pharawee]

Are you thinking about me now?

[mikesbasementbeets]

byler in every episode -> 3.06. e pluribus unum

[refluxtheidiot]

i love this trio sm u don't understand guys

[scream-mans-friend]

i’ve decided you’re the authority on present mic so you’ve gotta tell me if genderbent mic (or any mic really) would wear the leather leg warmers and leather shorts

Hello,

As the user 7hz's official authority on bnha's character Present Mic, I regret to inform that Present Mic in any and all universes does not have the ass to pull off leather shorts, however he can and will wear them anyways bc of who he is as a person. And he would wear the leather leg warmers, but only if paired with some black rubber boots/shoes, as this the natural middle ground of his giant rubber boots and actual leather boots. We must remember that try as he might with the rest of his outfit, he quickly and swiftly gives up on all style when it comes to the footwear due to the goofy/clown character factor.

Signed,

scream-mans-friend, authority on all things Present Mic

[bakudei]

*crawls out of my vat of toxic sludge* hi tumblr *slaps some zato on the table and slithers back in*

[yappacadaver]

PLEASE DRAW RAYMOND IN THIS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

one extremely self-indulgent sketchy for all of us raymond freaks still out there

[jimmyclueless]

IS STILL THE FIRST FOR ME SO MADE IT <3

[i-am-an-arson-enthusiast]

*watching one of the most heart breaking scenes in aot* guys they ate with this animation *burts into tears*

[poke-poke-poke]

XY

uh just one wip here-

i kept redoing the bg lol (one was water - one was a 'hall' of xerneas's antlers - one was a rainbow staircase with xerneas's colours-- etc)

but. i couldnt get them to look right (>_>)b

[pharawee]

Welcome to the second part of my Pit Babe novel commentary aka "hey this isn't so ba---wait where's Babe's sudden daddy kink even coming from??"

And I try (oh my god do I try). 🤡

I'm now at chapter 10, trying to pace myself because the (auto-translated) translation I'm reading is apparently a WIP. I'm on the edge of my seat. The plot is beginning to thicken.

Previously, Charlie was being sus and Babe was catching feelings, but most importantly there was a lot of pwp and very little racing.

Now there's more racing. Babe even brings Charlie (he still has to wear a mask and a hat) but gets too distracted by his presence (he's apparently addicting enough to kiss through the mask) and promptly forgets to check his car before the race (even though Charlie warns him against it but such is the power of scent - or lack of scent in this case. I don't even know anymore - neither does Babe but at some point Charlie states that's he's now in an alpha rut which I suppose means exactly what it says on the tin).

But, oh no! Babe runs into trouble during the race. He loses the lead and his car gets increasingly difficult to control until it crashes and bursts into flames. But it's okay, Babe jumps out of the driving car just in the nick of time (have you ever seen a supercar outfitted for racing? It's difficult enough to climb into one - funny how I'm apparently okay with omegaverse shenanigans but I draw the line at wonky motorsports physics 🤣).

Anyway, the track marshals are doing a really shit job because somehow they 1. let Charlie on the track to singlehandedly try and rescue Babe and 2. they also completely miss that Babe has literally jumped ship car and is lying on the track. He ends up with a broken wrist and a sprained knee (or was it the other way around? anyway, he's wearing several casts) which means he won't be able to finish the season and lose the title of King (all because he was too horny to check his car... but yeah also apparently it was sabotage  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ).

So much for the racing part.

Babe needs weeks to heal so naturally he needs Charlie to pamper and feed him and dick him down several times a day but what else is new. No offence to the the dicking down part but ugh I hate this trope. Maybe it's just because I dislike the dynamics but I don't like the way Babe is taking on more and more cliché omega traits. If I have to read one more time about how much smaller he is (or about his "rounded" hips... are you ok google translate?)...

Oh, and btw. There are omegas in this! Charlie gets flirted at by one (which Babe absolutely hates) and he does have a scent and all. Later, when Charlie is busy being extremely sus again he meets up with a childhood friend, Jeff (Pon's character in the series is called Jeff - oh. oh no...), and if I'm not mistaken he's an omega as well. Jeff cautions Charlie against being with Babe and displeasing his father (which also seems to be Jeff's father? Dude sure has a lots of adoptive kids...) but Charlie argues that he knows what he's doing and he doesn't want to stop anyway.

Later on he tells the exact same thing to his (adoptive?) father, and why do I get the feeling that this might be the same father Babe mentioned earlier when he was telling a feverish Charlie a story to get him to sleep:

In his story, Babe mentions how when he was very small he used to go hungry every day because his mum was out of the picture and his father didn't even make enough money bring food to the table. One day the hunger was so bad that he passed out and woke up in the hospital where a stranger told him he'd be his new family. With little choice in the matter, Babe accepted and went on to spend the rest of his childhood well-cared for and in elite schools etc. That is, until he turned (presumably...) 18 and discovered that his father didn't adopt him out of the kindness of his heart but for ulterior motives that Babe doesn't explain any further because at that point Charlie has fallen asleep.

So yeah, what are the odds that Babe's "father" and Charlie's father are the same person (no spoilers, please)? Because if so then... that's disturbing, especially since Charlie's father seems to want Charlie to lure Babe back home. I mean, Charlie seems to have his own plans but it's not like his father throws him out after their secret meeting. Sus, very sus.

Meanwhile, Babe is slowly losing his heightened senses (the novel doesn't mention it yet but I'm pretty sure this is Charlie's doing) but he doesn't seem to mind because he's too busy falling in love. There's a lovely scene where Charlie and he spend the night stargazing, and this is when Babe realises that something's different because usually his heart only beats this fast when he thinks about racing (lmao).

Cue to them not having sex for a week because Babe feels like he's going crazy.

Meanwhile, it's been decided that Charlie will finish Babe's racing season for him because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and I'm sure he'll win the title too because he's Charlie, alphaest of alphas. Or something.

So one night Babe officially introduces him to the rest of team X-Hunter (and curiously Sonic and North seem to be racers in the novel as well) but things go awry when Babe is too busy fooling around with Way (no you cannot be affectionate with a male friend in a BL novel it is forbidden!!). Charlie and Babe argue and proceed to ignore each other for the rest of the night until they make up (and out) during the official X-Hunter sleepover (with Way and another poor dude sleeping in the same room).

They're polite enough to seek out the indoor pool (this isn't even their house - have you no shame?) and talk it out. And by talk it out I mean there's an inappropriate amount of daddy-calling and Little Mermaid jokes. This is where Charlie claims Babe. Yes, there's knotting (I think? like I said, I'm not axactly an expert and auto-translate is a bit vague, bless its little AI heart). Charlie threatens (I'm sure it's all meant very lovingly 🤡) to impregnate Babe if there's no other way to show others that he's his. To which Babe replies that that's impossible anway.

It's impossible, right? Right??

[avac11]

I wonder who he’s thinking about..?

(click for a better quality)

Ink does not belong to me :)

[hitachiincest]

Hikakao or Kaohika or both?

i think both are good!

like, kaoru & taking the lead in private despite their public front of hikaru being "the one in charge" in their act to provide a sense of Gap & bc he's a little more 'mature' than hikaru? hell yeaa thts real Nice. but hikaru just naturally being/wanting to be the lead bc he's Like That & likes to see kaoru happy & protect kaoru & kaoru's fine w that & likes it? Also nice! they've just got that Synergy baby they can Do It All. they're equal when it comes to mischief & chaos & bein Little Guys Mweehee so why not in a relationship as well? switch things up; keep it Fresh, & all tht!

however i think i might lean towards kaohika a bit tho...? smth abt him being a little more mature/level-headed & hikaru being a bit more rash & immature.. outwardly emotional.. whereas kaoru is more used to concealing his feelings & helping hikaru out.. im thinking specifically very hard abt eps 15-16 especially where this is displayed

like hikaru just being so full of Emotion and he shows it on his sleeve but then u've got the more composed kaoru here to hold him close...

there's also the case of episode 21 where kaoru was completely fine & hanging out w the class rep guy whereas hikaru was like "WHERE'S KAORU?! WHERE'S KAORU?! KAORU??!!" as soon as he realized they were officially separated & how desperate he looked upon finding kaoru, although u could see that as a point for both hikakao AND/OR kaohika, as his determination could be seen as more gallant & wanting to protect kaoru rather than just an absolute need for them to be together, but his lack of composure could lend to the latter & we could end up w a situation like the pension ep again where it's like kaoru consoling him. but the fact he's worried doesnt show weakness, rather a need & desire for kaoru to be safe & a hatred of not being able to protect him, so really... again, that Both Ways thing. they work so well w each other bc Either could rly be the 'leading' one so to speak.

kaorus absolute cute expression in that same ep in response to be found feels like it lends itself to hikakao a bit hehe. i feel like kaoru prob enjoys being cared abt/for tho & he'd prob also like letting hikaru do his own thing. the vibes of hikaru, his knight/prince & him, the princess (since he already has his pumpkin carriage analogy, so why not take it up a notch lol)

i rly like this line at the end of ep 21 tho for kaohika lol

but gahh theyre just both so good.. kaohika better sometimes, hikakao better sometimes... the Versatility...

[alitgblog]

if elliot doesn't do this he's not a real gamer

[uitzinnigmp3]

dude ever since learning that bite the hand is abt artist / fan relationships it feels so much more poignant. heres the best part distilled for you but you want what i can't give to you..... i can't love you how you want me to..... yeah dude. shit.