#anyways she pretti and i am bi af

[thewhizzyhead]

new icon change because saylor curda as maddox in the high school musical tv series is unbelievably attractive for me personally

[brewing-radianite]

You've given me a new obsession. Thank you. Anyway ramble and question time... Is Killjoy still Brim's legally adopted kid in the Brim/Sage/Viper universe? If so, how does that change Viper and Sage's interactions with KJ after they all started dating? KJ has to be sus af because this is her dad, lol. If not, aww... shame to lose that opportunity that might make them come out in a way to someone. I'm very interested in seeing all the agent's reactions to their relationship tbh. Not everyday the top 3 commanders decide to hook up this way. Next question, will you be addressing their personal identities in relation to their unique relationship? They gotta be shook up over it in some way. It's not exactly a conventional relationship or situation after all. Especially when you mix sexuality in there. Do they even have labels? I'm guessing Viper wouldn't. But I'd still be interested to see her acknowledge her preferences somehow so we the audience know if nothing else. Last question... You've written some smut in the ot3 universe but Viper hasn't really played a main role in it... Is this just her character or have you not just gotten around to writing Viper more in those situations yet? I'm curious to see how a full night of fun would look like for all 3 of them. Thanks for reading! I rambled a bunch, lmao.

i received this a while ago but college is turning my brain inside out so please forgive me (and pray for me while you're at it, if you'd be so kind)

I'll always see KJ as one of Brim's little pupils/youngest agents he's closest to, similarly to Jett and Sage, or Raze and Viper! Viper's pretty fond of her too, appreciates her genius (women in stem solidarity), even if KJ tends to ramble a bit too much sometimes, haha! Somewhere in that cold demeanor, she finds it at least a little endearing. Sage isn't particularly close to KJ, but certainly harbors no il-will for her either, I think they'd get along just fine.

As for your other questions, I am working on a multi-chapter OT3 fic for them that is already up on Ao3 with the first 2 chapters. Admittedly, due to school and health concerns, my original track of progress has fallen off horrendously. I'd hoped to at least be a good 15 chapters in by now, but as you can see, life just had some other priorities. That being said, the fic is by no means canceled, and I've been finding some time to work on it little-by-little these past few weeks. I have to prioritize school first always, but I definitely want to continue it when I can.

In terms of their sexualities, I imagine Sage and Brim struggling more with their feelings (being polyamorous and bi and/or pan, i mean). I like to think Viper's probably had some flings or explorations in the past, but isn't too fond of labels or strict definitions; she just feels what she feels, and that's alright so long as it's genuine (and it is). I may touch up on this more in my fic.

Lastly, in regards to smut, I tend not to go too into detail here because this is my SFW account; but I am open to writing more smut (hcs and fics) for them and would like to find the time to do so soon. Thanks!

[kissagii]

Hii i came for matchups like I said I would lol

anyways hq for fandom names Atlas he/it prns and I’m bi af so no gender preference

idk I’m literally the cliche entp I like to argue w ppl just to get a reaction out of them I like to flirt w others and usually I approach others

I cant find any masc picrews so anyways here’s a desc

I have black hair that reaches like a little above my shoulders w backs dyed blue I have light blue/greenish eyes I am 6’1 idk what else to say

hiiii

i match you with....

akaashi keiji

loud hater and quiet hater. literally meant to be.

he probably hates math but will listen to your talk about it because he's smart enough to understand

you definitely had to approach him first, he didn't know whether to admire you or be scared of you when you first met

he banned you from the kitchen. you're not allowed in. sorry.

but if you give him a hug while he cooks then you're allowed in, so long as you don't even think about touching the food

your first date: old movie in the theater

save for the two of you, the theater was empty - and for good reason. between the halfhearted writing and shoddy graphics, the old horror flick was objectively horrible. but it was fun to ridicule. "you know, i figured she'd have been dead by now," akaashi murmured, "she should've been dead by now." "give it a sec, i'm pretty sure the sketchy boyfriend's just around the corner." the aforementioned boyfriend appeared as if on cue, and atlas laughed heartily as the main actress loosed clearly faked screams. it was a horrible thing to laugh at, but atlas' bemused face in the flickering light of the screen convinced akaashi to chuckle. with atlas, any movie would be one worth making fun of.

[random0lover]

(Some info on my dad: he is Christian but he is very respectful towards people that are part of the lgbtq+ community and has never tried to force his religion on anyone. He does freely talk about the fact that he believes in god but he doesn’t really talk about his beliefs and things like that unless someone asks him his opinions. These are conversations that occur in the privacy of our home. This is all just to vent)

One of the most annoying things about being the only one in my household that truly supports the LGBTQ+ community is that any time I say anything about a women there’s this immediate look that my dad gets and it means “I’m worried that you’re gay” 😒

Cause for some reason in his brain the fact that I say a woman has pretty eyes or just say anything about a women being remotely pretty it connects to the fact that I have to be gay cause why else would I support them unless I am part of them 🙄

Anyways this leads to a conversation that happened a few weeks ago where my dad was once again giving me that look and it pissed me off and we started arguing because right now in life I’m very sure I’m straight and it’s completely fine for me to be able to support the community without me being part of it but what’s (kinda funny) really dumb is my brother (lord help his soul) thought he was helping by saying “omg she’s not gay, if anything she’s bi!”

My dad looks me directly in the eyes and says “yeah that’s what I’m more worried about”

Like what?!? 💀💀

But cue me thinking it would be funny to bring up the fact that all I do is think about fictional men and I brought up cod and I started listing off some of my favs or ones that I like and I got to König and I said that he was 6’10 and it pissed my dad off so bad (I though it was hilarious that he was so mad about it btw) and he was all like “what are you going to bring home some super tall mother fucker?” And he started mouthing off and all I could think is the fact that he wouldn’t like the fact that the person I end up with could be bigger/taller than him and it’s so funny to me cause he’s the type of guy that’s confident he could beat anyone in a fight (he talks about it all the time and it’s annoying af)

Anyways he finally chills the f out and things are all good again but then a video comes across his phone and it has Shemar Moore in it and I very much love that man and I was dumb and said something about the fact that I find him attractive and my dad once again got pissed off

So in conclusion my dad doesn’t ever want me to be in a relationship, I’m not allowed to be apart of the community even if it’s what I want, and he gets on my nerves. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk 🙂👍🏼

[fraudulence-paradox]

06/02/2023

Well. The mopey-ness will continue until the morale improves.

J--- is back in town from LA to see his sister’s new baby, and to attend his college friend’s wedding, so we hung out today. It was honestly really nice. We met at the gym, oddly, but he’s like… fucking jacked now. I’m kind of jealous if I’m honest. We stayed there for 3 fucking hours, which was pretty intense. I’m going to be sore tomorrow. Then, we both went to our houses, showered and regrouped at his place. We had dinner with his parents, which was very nice since I haven’t seen them in almost a year. His mom got a Fullbright grant to go study Irish folklore last year, so they’ve been off in Ireland while she did whatever it is folklorists do there. She mentioned that she met with the “world’s leading expert on banshees” which sounds pretty dope. I wish I did something like that instead of incrementally advancing cyber security AI. So it goes.

            After dinner we walked around “our old haunts” as J--- put it. We walked past the house I grew up in and chatted about our sex lives. I don’t know why it is that guys, when they’re alone together, just start talking about fucking, but we always seem to. He seemed to think that he’s just now entering his sexual prime, but I’m convinced my glory days are over. I used to be able to just bang it out, cum, wait a second, and go back in for seconds. These days I’m pretty much one-and-done. It helped that back then I was dating the only girl I’ve ever been with who could have multiple orgasms from penetration alone. Assuming she wasn’t faking, I’m still not sure. I chose to believe it was real though. But that was not a great intro to female anatomy. I have never since been with someone with that ability. Or maybe I’ve declined in my abilities. It’s hard to say. Well, one time I made A-----l cum twice from oral, maybe my finest moment. Shit, I should try that again, that was hot. Anyway.

            After we had that whole discussion we wandered over to Robinson, our old high school. There was a lacrosse game ending just as we showed up, so we got a real smorgasbord of what the jocks and mean-girls look like these days. They haven’t changed that much, other than Bieber-hair has fallen out of style. I digress.

            We walked home, and drove to the VRE. When we were in high school the parking deck there was the center of activity for young degenerates. I must have smoked a pound of weed there over the years, and used at least a full palette of spray paint cans on those walls. I’m happy to report that in this regard, the kids are alright. The place reeked of weed, and the walls were graffitied with some of the most idiotic tags I’ve ever seen. I counted at least 3 depictions of penises, the words “hard core”, “street”, and fascinatingly, “vagina”. Great work, kids. Keep it up.

            Afterwards, we went to the Clifton pub, had a beer, and went back to his place. We played some guitar together like we always used to, and talked about girls, life, and stupid shit. I told him the biggest secret I have—I had a threesome with a girl and another guy. I told him the identities of these people, but to respect the dead (hint) I won’t reveal either here. I’m not really sure why I hadn’t told him this before. I guess it had never come up. But something in me wanted to protect the other guy’s memory in people’s minds. He wasn’t out as bi before he died, and it certainly wasn’t my place to tell his old friends, who would not have understood. But I knew J--- wouldn’t think less of him for knowing, and it was kind of a funny story how it happened, so I told him.

            After some more guitar playing and chatting, I had to come home at around 12:30 at night on a work-day. And now, here I am. I prefaced this by saying I was feeling down, but the story above isn’t sad at all. But what makes me sad is what all of this represents. J---, my best friend since I was 10 who moved to Richmond for college, and to LA afterword, in my mind he represents my spent youth. It kept coming up in our conversation that we are aging. We aren’t the dumb goofy teens we used to be, obviously, and it makes me sad. Every time I see him, when I’m visiting him it’s like I’m visiting my own teenage years, which to some extent I think was kind of when I peaked. At least in terms of my own happiness. I haven’t been quite as content since about 2013-2015. That’s a full decade ago, which absolutely pains me to even put down in digital ink, but it’s true.

            Back then, I was full of potential. I thought maybe I’d go to film school. Maybe J--- and my band would make it big and we could be musicians. Maybe my stupid doodles would get some traction online, and I could become a professional tattoo artist or something like that. I was full of hope and curiosity. I did interesting things almost every day, just as a byproduct of hanging out with weird people who were into similarly weird things. But now… well. Now I’m just a fucking government shill writing code and researching AI, which many these days have called the antithesis of art.

            So on the drive home, I was thinking about all of this. Leaving J---’s house, my old neighborhood, the last place I can remember feeling truly happy, to come back to this bleak, grey life. I can’t remember the last time I cried. Maybe when N-- died. Maybe when I saw those texts on M----’s phone that she was planning on dumping me. I’m not sure[1]. But I came very close driving home. It just feels like leaving all the things that used to make me happy.

            Next weekend, I will propose to A-----l. In a few months, we will move to Tennessee together; she got into a clinical psychology Ph.D. program there, and my advisor said it was fine to finish out mine virtually. Another era of my life is coming to a close. Soon I will be engaged, in another state, and looking for professor jobs. This is all good news, but thinking about it for too long makes me terrified. I’m sure A-----l and I will be very happy living together again, soon to be married. I’m positive she’s the right person now (please ignore my doubts and nay-saying from previous journal entries), and we will lead a happy life together, but I fear the happiest times of my life are over. From here on out it’s more mediocrity. I will never do anything important. I will never inspire anyone. I will never change anything about the world. Soon, I’ll be another one of the adults who uselessly clings to their youth, lamenting the passage of time. And then I will die. On my death bed, what little life that flashes before my eyes will be consumed with my activities as a teenager. And that’s the way it is for everyone. Or so I assume.

[1] (06/02/23) Actually, I remember now. It was at the ending of the film Don’t Look Up. Not as consequential as those other things, but what can you do.

[kaiwithastar]

I have SO MANY FEELINGS about the HoneyWorks FLYING SONGS: Koishieru album oh my god you don't UNDERSTAND

Toshi no Sa Nante especially made me so fucking emotional holy shit THEY FINALLY LET KOYUKI OUT OF THE BASEMENT AFTER LIKE 8 WHOLE YEARS??? Realising we'd had almost NO Koyuki content (other than like.. Kore Seishun Understand and that one scene in Tokyo Winter Session) in 8 years and then getting this made me extra emotional I think - especially with how we FINALLY get to hear about how he first met Ryou and started falling for her and everything AND UGH MY HEART IS SO FULL I JUST WANTED MY SON TO BE HAPPY AND NOW HE'S FINALLY MET SOMEONE WHO'S GONNA LOVE HIM AND I'M JUST FEELING A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THIS KJFHKDS also just the vibes of the entire song are just immaculate I have been listening to it on repeat for the past hour

AND THEN WE HAVE Cosplay Shitai no! which is Ryou's second character song that we FINALLY got after like 4??? years??? of haniwa keeping her in the basement???? Y'all don't understand how much I love Ryou okay haniwa introduces us to this cool af girl who appears out of nowhere, she's like the sporty prince-type but has a fucking cute af song (Renai Joujyuu) cus she just wants to be a cute girl and fall in love and all that jazz BUT THEN OTHER THAN THAT WE GOT NOTHING like I was pretty disappointed with how they didn't give Renai Joujyuu a proper MV BUT NOW WE HAVE THIS AND IT'S ANOTHER SUPER CUTE SONG AND IT'S SO FUN AND I REALLY HOPE THEY GIVE THIS AN MV CUS I LOVE RYOU AND I LOVE THAT RYOU LOVES KOYUKI AND I JUST WANT THEM TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER

ALSO CAN I JUST ADD- THE FACT THAT IN TOSHI NO SA NANTE KOYUKI REFERS TO RYOU AS 可愛い人 (kawaii hito = cute person) MAKES ME FEEL SO SKDJFHSKDJFHSKDL like right right from the beginning of the song Koyuki's like talking about how he wants to help her stop hiding her true self and how he's the only one who knows she's cuter than anyone else and like Ryou's whole thing is that she wants to be cute, she wants people to think of her as 可愛 (kawaii = cute) instead of かっこいい (kakkoi = cool) AND KOYUKI DOES EXACTLY THAT HE SEES HER AS CUTE AND JUST THESE TWO ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER MAN

Heroine wa Heikin Ika is SO MUCH FUN HOLY SHIT like I love Hiyori and her other songs but I think this one has got to be my favourite it's such a vibe holy shit

And of course I have to talk about ONE NIGHT because FT4 songs are ALWAYS bangers and this one did not disappoint omg I love it sm I hope we get a seiyuu version soon cus I NEED IT

BUT CAN WE ALSO TALK ABOUT WHIPPED CREAM NO SHOUMIKIGEN??? CUS HOLY SHIT THE VIBES it's so different to all the other songs on the album AND it's super different to all the other mona songs they've released so far - it gives me big like.. old-school retro anime vibes?? Like you could tell me this song came from macross and I would believe you, like those are the vibes and I am living for it I love it so much

The last one I wanted to specifically talk about is Moto Seito because holy shit??? Akechi???? With a romance song???? I WAS CAUGHT SO OFF GUARD I'M STILL TRYING TO ACCEPT THAT THIS MAN IS CAPABLE OF HAVING THESE FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN'T CHIAKI???? No once can convince me that Akechi and Chiaki weren't dating cus they absolutely 100% were (like did you see him in Senkou Hanabi?? Those were the expressions of a man in love). And like I always assumed the reason he stayed unmarried and single all these years was because he was still devoted to Chiaki BUT I GUESS HE ALSO HAS SOMEONE HE'S INTO NOW???? IDK WHY I'M STRUGGLING TO ACCEPT THIS SO MUCH like of course it's good that he's moving on and stuff but I was not emotionally prepared for that LMAO but anyway I guess instead of being gay and demi HoneyWorks has decided Akechi is bi and demi (I am convinced he is demi either way, I mean just look at his relationship history) which is cool, and now I'm just super curious about this ex-student of his who's 5 years younger than him that he's into I have no clue who it could be tbh

tl;dr HoneyWorks makes me feel many feelings and I love all the characters so much

[americasass91]

Ransom’s Assistant

Hello my lovelies! Happy Hoelidays! I know i’ve been inactive af lately. Sorry about that. My husband went through some things and the last couple months of 2021 had been some of the hardest i’ve ever been through. Hopefully we are all over with that part now and are in the healing phase. I’m trying my hardest to make sure he gets better. I know he can do it. And with therapy and the right medication, he knows he can too.

Anyways! I’m sure you don’t want to hear anymore about that! I am so glad to be apart of this! It’s always my favorite challenge hosted by these amazing hoes! @stargazingfangirl18 @navybrat817-shares​ and @drabblewithfrannybarnes! Thank you once again for hosting this!! And the way you guys did it? Loved it! You can see what my perfect hoeliday treat was above! I did my best with it! So here is everyone’s favorite Murder sweater daddy!

**Disclaimer, if you’re under 18, just go away. This is not a story you should be reading! So kindly fuck off! Thanks so much!**

Words: 5.4k

Rating: Explicit(as are all my stories)

Warnings: Language, Smut, Unprotected sex, p in v, oral( fem rec), SoftRansom(Look, I’M A SLUT FOR SOFTRANSOM, OKAY?)

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RING RING RING

What in the mother fuck is-

RING RING RING

You begrudgingly raise your head from your pillow to look for your rudely-interrupting-your-sleep phone.

After about 5 minutes, you finally find it underneath the covers. You glance at the now silent phone and see 2 missed calls from Ransom.

Shit. He hates it when you miss his calls.

You then look at the time. It’s only 8am. He usually doesn’t start calling you until noon or after. Before you have any more time to think about it, the phone starts ringing again. You waste no time answering it.

“Hey Ran-“

“Y/N! There you are! Why did you miss my calls? Whatever, I don’t have time for your excuses. I’ve sent you an email about what all needs done today. It’s a pretty big list so I’d suggest you get started.”

CLICK

Fucking asshole. He’s lucky he paid you so well.

You sit up and stretch out your limbs from sleep and grab your phone to check the email your boss has sent you.

There’s about 32 items on the list. This is going to take you all day! Ugh.

You get out of bed and head to your bathroom to take a shower in hopes that it’ll wake you up a little.

You’ll get Starbucks once you're out and about. For now, the shower will have to do.

You’ve been Ransom’s assistant for going on 2 years now. You originally started out working for his mother Linda. Well, she decided you would be better fitted as Ransom’s assistant than hers. Saying her work is more important and she couldn’t afford some incompetent moron screwing anything up.

Yeah, you hated that bitch.

So Ransom took you over. And what would Ransom need with an assistant since he doesn’t even work?

To put it simply, he’s lazy as fuck. He has you do literally everything. Grocery shopping, laundry, cleaning his house(and yes, he has a maid), setting up his dates, etc. He actually keeps you busier than Linda ever did. Again, you don’t mind considering he pays you hella good and treats you decently.

By decently you mean he doesn’t come right out and call you stupid and incompetent.

He also allows you to call him Ransom. Which you gathered pretty quickly was a big deal. All of the other help has to call him Hugh.

You’re also not afraid to put him in his place. If you think he’s being a dick, you tell him. And if you’re feeling extra sassy, you’ll call him Hughbert. Which he hates more than anything else.

Truth be told? You actually really did love like him. You enjoyed the odd relationship that had blossomed between the 2 of you. And he’d never say it, but you’re pretty sure he doesn’t totally hate you.

The shower starts to turn cold before you finally get out. Today wasn’t a hair wash day so you dry off and quickly get dressed to start on this atrocious list.

Starting with your all time favorite task: kicking the whore out.

It’s no secret that Ransom is the biggest man whore in Boston. Possibly America.

So when he gets the occasional bitch that refuses to leave, you guys have a routine down.

You tie your hair up into a bun and grab your purse.

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On the short drive to Ransom’s, you can’t help but get lost in your thoughts.

While kicking the whore out was always fun, you always end up hating yourself for feeling this little twinge of jealousy every time you have to do it.

You wanted to be the one leaving Ransom’s bed. You shouldn’t even be thinking this way about your boss. But you can’t help it. The selfish asshole was dead sexy.

He knew it too.

He never showed any interest in you in that way though. Just treated you like an employee.

You pull into his driveway right beside the Beamer. You can’t help but roll your eyes at the Mercedes’ parked on the other side.

So she was a rich bitch. Typical Ransom.

The front door swings open before you even make it all the way up the walkway.

Ransom smiles in relief. “Thank God. This one is really insane. Refuses to leave my bedroom.”

You shake your head at him as you get inside. “When are you going to learn to avoid the crazy ones Ran?”

He shrugs his shoulders and gives you a sexy ass smirk. “What can I say? They can’t resist me. Now hurry up. You have a full day today.”

He gives you a swift smack to your ass and pushes you towards the stairs.

Trying your best to not let out a whimper, you quickly climb the stairs. You take a few minutes to get into the right mindset before you open the bedroom door.

Your eyes are met with a very naked, very fake looking blonde in his bed. She has a deer caught in headlights look.

“Who the fuck are you? And why the fuck are you in MY bed?”

Her look quickly turns to anger. She sits up and grabs the sheet to cover herself. “Excuse me? What are you? The maid or something?”

You pretend to be offended. “I happen to live here, with my husband!” You throw your left hand up to show her the fake, gaudy diamond on your ring finger that you bought for these occasions.

She sneers at you. “Oh, please. You’re telling me that man that fucked me last night is married?”

You happen to see her skirt near you and throw it at her. “Yes! Now get the fuck out of my house!”

She drops the sheet unashamedly and starts getting dressed. You cross your arms and tap your foot out of annoyance. She looks over at you. “Does he always fuck other women?”

“That’s really none of your business.”

She grabs her clutch lying on the floor and goes to leave. She pauses once she’s beside you and looks you up and down in a very judging manner.

“You know, maybe if you put some effort into your appearance and lost some of that gut, he wouldn’t fuck other women.”

You’re about to open your mouth to retort when, “You better watch your fuckin mouth. That’s my wife you’re talking to.”

Her gaze switches to Ransom who is passing by on his phone. Her jaw drops open in shock. “Are you kidding me? You’re the one that hit on me last night, remember?”

He just shrugs his shoulders and tells the person on the other end of his call goodbye. “She was out of town and I was bored. Plus she gets off on it.”

She looks between the two of you before scoffing with disgust. “You guys are fucking psycho. Lose my number.”

He just chuckles and yells down at her retreating form on the stairs. “You’re acting like I even kept it.”

Once the door slams shut, you start going about straightening his bedroom.

“What are you doing?”

You start gathering the sheets and look at him confused. “I thought you’d want me to change the bed?”

“No. I need you to start getting ready for our trip to New York this weekend.”

Now you’re really lost. “New York? What are you talking about? There was nothing about a trip in your email?”

He starts scrolling through his phone and waives a dismissive hand at you. “Yeah, disregard that email. I need you to drive me to New York for the weekend. I just got off the phone with Harlan and he needs me to do some business for him.”

You throw the bed clothes on the ground. “Why am I coming with you? I usually don’t go on trips with you.”

He looks up from his phone and shrugs his shoulders. “Cause I want you-I mean cause I might need you for something.”

You give him an unsure look. “Isn’t it supposed to snow tonight though?”

He glances back down at his phone, you’re assuming to check the weather, and then meets your gaze again. “Just says a chance of snow. I’m sure we’ll be fine. Don’t worry about the sheets, the maid can get them. Why don’t you go home and get ready and come back to pick me up around 6?”

Good. You didn’t want to wash his whorey sheets anyways. “Fine. I’ll be back around then. Should I make a reservation at the plaza?”

“Yeah, yeah. Good idea. Make them til Sunday. And make sure to get suites.”

You give him a thumbs up before leaving.

That was odd. He’s never wanted you to go with him on trips before? Oh well, he was an odd one.   

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You spend the rest of your day making the reservations at the plaza and packing for the trip. You aren’t sure what kind of business he is conducting so you made sure to pack not only casual but dressy clothes as well.

You pull back into his driveway right at 6 on the dot. You let yourself into his house with the key he gave you and see his luggage sitting by the door. You start to grab it when Ransom comes out of nowhere and takes it from you. “I got this. Are you all ready to go?”

You nod your head. “Yep. The GPS is set up. Says we should arrive around 10:30 depending on any stops we make.”

He grabs the rest of his luggage and heads outside with you. “Sounds perfect. And I don’t plan on making any stops so if you have to pee, I suggest you do it now.”

You lock up since his hands are clearly full and roll your eyes. “I’m not a kid Ransom. I peed before I left my apartment.”

You both head towards your car. You pop the trunk so he can place his luggage inside. You go ahead and get settled in the driver’s seat.

He gets in the passenger seat and settles in for the drive. “Alright, let’s get this show on the road!”

You’re only about an hour and a half into your trip when the snow starts. At first it’s just a light dusting. But the next thing you know, it turns into what looks like a blizzard. It’s covering the roads way too quick for your liking.

“Ransom it’s starting to stick. I think we should pull over.”

He glances up from his iPad, totally oblivious to the weather. “I think you’re exaggerating a little there, honey. It’s not that-“

And that’s when you hit a patch of ice and lose control of the car.

You remain as calm as you can and just begin pumping your brakes. You gain back control and quickly pull off at the next exit. Ransom looks over at you in confusion. “That wasn’t our exit. What are you doing?”

While concentrating on seeing if there are any hotels at this exit you respond, “I’m not taking any chances Ransom. Did you not feel us lose control back there?”

He just shrugs his shoulders, annoyed. “Well, yeah. But you took back control pretty quick. I think we should keep going.”

Thankfully, you see that there is a hotel not even a mile up the road. “Well then I’m going to this hotel and getting a room for the night. If you want to keep going, I suggest you rent a car.”

He opens his mouth to argue but you cut him off. “I’m not risking my life or my car, Hughbert. Fire me if you must.”

You are able to pull into the parking lot of the hotel safely. You leave the car on after grabbing your wallet to head inside, not even giving Ransom a chance to respond.

You’re greeted with a warm smile from the front desk clerk. “Hello! Welcome to the Drury Inn! How can I help you?”

You return her smile. “Yes, hi! I was needing 2 rooms for the night please.”

She nods and looks at the computer. “Did you have a reservation?”

You shake your head. “I’m sorry but I don’t. We were on our way to New York when the snow kind of snuck up on us.”

She gives you a sympathetic look. “Well I’m sorry sweetie but we have a convention in town this weekend and I believe we are all sold out. But let me take a second look.”

You silently pray there’s at least one room so you don’t have to sleep in your car.

“Aha! Looks like you’re in luck! We just had a cancellation!”

“I’ll take it!”

“It’s only for one room though. I know you were wanting 2. And it’s a king bed. Will that be alright?”

You think about it for only a minute. Anything is better than the alternative. “Yes, we will manage just fine!” You hand her your driver’s license and the credit card Ransom gave you for things like this.

She inputs your information and gets keys made for your room. She lets you know where your room is and suggests parking in the back. You thank her again and head back to the car. You can tell even before you get in that Ransom is sulking.

You open your door and reach inside to grab your keys. “Come on, we got the last room they had.”

Ransom gives you a look. “Fine. But as soon as the sun rises, we’re gone. I have a meeting at 9 for Harlan.”

You salute him. “Aye, Aye boss.”

You grab your luggage and just decide to go back in through the front with Ransom sulking behind you. You make sure to give the clerk a smile as you walk to the elevator.

You go up to the third floor and find your room pretty quickly. Only when you open the door do you remember there was only one bed. This should be interesting.

Ransom is quick to realize this. “Well, looks like we’ll be sleeping together.”

You turn around and point your finger at him. “Yes. And we are going to act like adults about it aren’t we?”

He puts his hands up in surrender. “Whatever you say, honey. I won’t be the one starting any funny business.”

You scoff and go over to the left side of the bed. “Well I sure as hell won’t be either.”

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Luckily, there is room service so you’re both able to order some dinner. Once both of you are full and showered, you decide to go to bed considering he was making you get up ‘as soon as the sun rises’.

You are able to have some space between you 2 at least. You don’t know if you could honestly control yourself if you were any closer. You really needed to get yourself in check.

After about an hour of not being able to sleep, you notice that it’s starting to cool down in the room. You turn over and look over at Ransom who’s already looking at you. “Do you think it’s gotten colder in here?”

He shrugs his left shoulder. “I suppose a little. Why don’t you go turn up the heat?”

You sigh and get out of bed. You go over to the heater by the window. It’s switched to on but it’s clearly not working. You go back to bed to get under the covers and grab the phone to dial the front desk.

“Front desk.”

“Yes, hi. I’m sorry to bother you but this is room 313 and I think our heat stopped working.”

“I’m so sorry about that. Unfortunately our nighttime maintenance guy wasn’t able to make it in due to the weather.”

“Oh, well. Is there anything that can be done?”

“Well, if it doesn’t come back on all night, I won’t make you pay for your stay. And you are welcome to as many extra blankets as you need.”

“Okay, well thank you very much. I think I’ll take a couple please.”

“Sure thing, I’ll bring them up in just a few minutes.”

You hang up and turn to Ransom. “Well we’re getting extra blankets.”

He looks at you confused. “Why not just have them fix the heater?”

“Cause the maintenance guy isn’t here because of the snow. And this was the last room when we checked in so I guess we’re stuck.”

His look turns into a smirk. “Well then I guess we’re going to have to get closer to keep warm. You know, body heat and all that.”

Before you have a chance to retort, you hear a knock at the door. You get up and greet the front desk lady and thank her for the extra blankets. You spread one out on top of the comforter and put the other one on the foot of the bed. It’s even colder than it was a minute ago. You quickly get back under the covers.

You turn away from Ransom and get settled. Just as you close your eyes, Ransom reaches around and puts his hand on your belly and scoots you right up against him.

You try to wriggle free. “Stop it, Y/N. This will seriously keep us warmer.”

Realizing he’s right, you stop resisting and try your best to relax against him. God, does it feel good. Too good.

Ransom tucks his face into the crook of your neck and wraps his arm around you a little tighter. You go to shift a little to get more comfy when you feel him against your ass. You let out a slight gasp.

You can hear the small groan that escapes Ransom’s mouth. Oh my. You need to hear that again. You ‘accidentally’ rub your ass up against his erection again. It does the trick. This groan is louder than the last one.

Before you can do it again, Ransom flips you so that you’re facing him and grabs your right leg to hook it around his hip and gets a hold of your ass to hold you against him. You look up into his eyes and see his usual blue ones have turned shades darker.

You bite your bottom lip and decide to keep teasing him. You attempt to grind into him when you’re met with a swift smack to your ass. “Oh, honey. You know you really shouldn’t tease me.”

You give him an innocent look. “I’m not sure I know what you’re meaning. I’m just trying to get comfortable.”

The look on his face is obvious that he doesn’t believe you. “Seriously, Y/N. Knock it off. I don’t know if I’ll be able to control myself.”

Holy shit. So he wants you. Should you go for it?

Fuck it.

You try to lean in for a kiss when he pulls away. “No, Y/N.”

Oh. So you misread the situation.

He doesn’t want you.

He must see the rejected look on your face because he’s quick to press his left hand to your cheek. “It’s not that I don’t want you, honey. Because god, do I want you. But I can’t.”

You furrow your brows. “Why not? It’s okay if you want to.”

He gives you a sad smile. “Because I know that if we do this, I’ll want it again and again. And you deserve so much more than that. More than me.”

You press your right hand against his cheek. “Ransom, look. I want you. For more than just sex. I hate having to pretend I don’t have feelings for you because I do.”

He moves his hand to your back and presses his forehead against yours. “I don’t deserve you, Y/N. I’ve never even been in a relationship. I know I’ll fuck it up. I mean look at my parents. My family. I just don’t want to hurt you.”

You press yourself as close to him as you can get. “Ransom I have been in relationships and I can’t promise you I wouldn’t fuck it up either. Sometimes you hurt people who you love the most. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try anyway. Because I think we’d be damn good together.”

He looks at you with hopeful eyes. “Love? Do you-do you love me?”

You move your gaze down out of embarrassment. But Ransom puts his finger under your chin and moves it back up. He looks at you expectantly. “If not, that’s okay. I mean I’m pretty sure that I love you. Although I’m not quite sure what that really feels like.”

You grab the back of his neck and pull him in for a kiss. He lets out a soft moan as soon as your lips meet. You tangle your fingers in his hair as he starts rubbing his left hand up and down your back.

It feels surreal to finally be kissing him. And it’s so much better than anything your mind could come up with. It doesn’t even feel like a first kiss. It feels like you’ve been doing this since forever. Like you should’ve been doing this the whole time.

And now that you know what it feels like? You’re not sure you could ever go a day without it again.

Eventually you both have to breathe so you pull away. Not by much though. You rest your forehead against his again. “Like that. Love feels like that.”

After you both catch your breaths, he catches your gaze again. “I promise I’ll do my best to love you back because I want to know what it feels like to be loved by you. I’ll tell you right now I’m not going to be perfect. But for you, I’ll try. And you have my full permission to kick my ass if I screw up.”

You giggle. “Oh, don’t you worry Hughbert. I won’t be afraid to kick your ass.”

His eyes darken again. “What did you just call me?”

You confidently say, “Hughbert.”

He pushes you until you’re caged underneath him. You look up at him with surprised eyes. “Whatcha gonna do about it, Hughy?”

He gives you an evil smirk as he leans down to whisper in your ear, “I guess I’ll just have to suck on that pretty little clit until you’re screaming Ransom.”

A shiver runs down your spine. You need that more than you’ve ever needed anything. “Psh. Good luck with that, Hughbert.”

He leans back up and starts trailing kisses down your neck. When he reaches a certain sensitive spot, he stops and gives it extra attention. You begin writhing under him and try to push him away from that spot. He growls and grabs your hands and puts them above your head and lifts away from your neck just long enough to utter, “If these move again without my permission, I stop. Got it?”

“Yes.”

“Good girl.” He only spends a few more minutes on that spot, making sure to leave a mark. He continues his trail downwards until he reaches your breasts. Since you’re not wearing a bra he can see that your nipples are at attention. He playfully nips at one eliciting a squeal from you. He moves his hands to the bottom of your shirt and looks up at you for permission.

You’ve never nodded faster.

He achingly slowly lifts your shirt off and throws it somewhere in the room. He takes your right nipple into his mouth while he starts kneading your left breast with his right hand. You let out a small moan at that.

Unfortunately for you, his left hand remains planted on the bed. You would prefer it elsewhere. You keep trying to grind up against him to get some sort of much needed friction. He just presses himself further against you to cease your movements.

You let out a little sigh of frustration. He releases your nipple with a pop and starts moving towards the other breast. “Patience, honey. I promise it’ll be worth it.”

Before you can retort, he’s put your other nipple into his mouth to give it the same attention as the other one. Which is now being carefully kneaded by his other hand.

He only teases you for another few minutes before he continues his descent downwards, nipping and kissing you anywhere he can reach.

He reaches the waistband of the shorts you’re wearing and presses teasing kisses all across the edge of your shorts causing you to let out a huff of frustration. He lets out a laugh against your skin before moving down and pressing a kiss right to your clothed clit.

You let out a pathetic little whimper. “Please, don’t tease me. I’ll be good. Ransom, please.”

He smirks up at you as he removes your shorts. “I’ve barely started and already got you begging like a little slut. And no panties? If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were hoping something would happen.”

You’re about to give a smart ass comment when Ransom grabs your hips and buries his face against your cunt.

He starts peppering kisses all over except the one place you really want him. You whine out totally aware of how pathetic you sound. But you’d do anything for him to give attention to your clit.

He stops the kisses and begins circling your clit with his tongue, careful not to touch it too much. He then moves down and gives attention to your lips and opening, nipping and licking his way around. You let out your most pathetic sound yet which catches his attention. “Don’t worry, honey. I got you.”

With that, he wraps his lips around your aching clit. You arch your back and thread one of your hands through his hair. He groans against your cunt, liking the feeling of your fingers pulling his hair. He doesn’t even care that he told you not to move them.

He starts sucking with a little more vigor and reaches his right middle finger down to start teasing your opening. He only puts the tip in before he takes it back out and circles it around again.

You lift his head off of your pussy and look him in the eye. “I promise to never call you Hughbert again if you stop teasing me and fuck me with your fingers.”

He gives you a smile that looks especially naughty with your juices all over his face. “You’re too easy, honey.”

He dives back in and wraps his lips around your clit again and inserts his first and middle finger into your pussy. He starts pumping them slowly, gradually picking up speed.

The sucking on your clit is getting more intense and you can tell you’re going to fall over the edge at any minute. You arch off the bed and start chanting his name, Ransom, out loud.

He looks up at you and almost cums in his pants at the sight of you losing control. It makes him pick up the thrusting of his fingers even more. He then bites down on your clit and that does it. You free fall over the edge. Your hand in his hair grips tighter and you grind up against his face as you ride out your high.

Once it starts to feel too sensitive, you push his head away. He chuckles and wipes his face off on the inside of your thighs. “A little sensitive there, honey?”

You pull on his hair, indicating you want him to come back up. Of course he has to slowly kiss his way back up your body, stopping at your breasts once again. Although this time he starts grinding his clothed erection against your bare pussy. “Oh, fuck Ransom. Please, need it.”

He raises up on his knees and takes his shirt off in that sexy way that guys do. He grabs his dick over his pants and starts rubbing. “Yeah, you need this cock, honey?”

You reach out to join his hand and start to realize how big he actually is. Oh fuck. “Yeah. Need it inside, please.”

He lowers his pants enough for his long, thick cock to spring free. It smacks against his abdomen. He grabs it and starts slapping it against your pussy. “Such a good girl, using her manners. Just for that, I’m going to give you exactly what you want.”

He leans down over you and pulls you in for a passionate kiss. “Just let me know if I need to stop and I will, okay?”

You nod. “I will. Just please.”

He guides his cock to your entrance and slowly starts to push in. The initial stretch burns a little and you let out a slight whimper. He looks up at you. “You okay?”

“Yes, just please don’t stop.”

After what feels like forever, he finally pushes all the way in. He stays still for a moment and rests his forehead against yours. “God damn you feel so good. Look, I love you Y/N, but I’m gonna fuck you like a whore now, okay?”

You look at him wide eyed, a little scared because of the size of him. But you’re never one to back down from a challenge. “Fuck me then, Ransom.  I want to feel you for days.”

He raises up on his knees and grabs a hold of your hips and goes right into fast, hard thrusts. You wrap your legs around his waist and lock your ankles together. Fuck he feels amazing. It stings a little but it feels way too amazing for him to stop. You know you’ll be sore tomorrow.

He looks down at you and smirks. “I always knew you’d feel good but fuck, Y/N.” He moves his right hand up to your breasts and goes back and forth between them, kneading and pinching your nipples.

You cover his left hand that’s still on your hip with your right hand and grab on. He takes the hint and lets go to interlock your fingers together and rests them back on your hip. Still sensitive from your first orgasm, you can already feel another one quickly approaching. He can feel it too.

He decides he’s not ready yet and pulls out. You don’t even have time to realize what is going on before you’re flipped onto your stomach. You go to get up on your hands and knees but Ransom pushes you back down. He straddles your legs and pushes back into you, resuming his previous thrusting.

Jesus Christ. He feels even bigger in this position. He rests one hand on your hip and occasionally smacks your ass with the other one.

Even though he stopped you from your orgasm, it doesn’t take long for another, more intense one to start building.

“Ransom, gonna cum. Please, please let me cum.”

He starts fucking you a little harder, a littler faster. He is able to get a hand under you to start circling your clit. “Then do it, honey. Soak this cock. Then I’m gonna fill you up. Would you like that?”

You eagerly nod. “Yes! Please fill me up! Need it!”

He changes the angle of his hips just slightly and adds just a little pressure to your clit and you’re gone. Your release sets off his and he groans your name out as he unloads into you. He gives a few more shallow thrusts before pulling out and falling down besides you face first on the bed.

Still on your stomach, you turn your head to face him. That’s all you’re really able to move at the moment anyway. You’re pretty sure if you tried to get up and walk right now, you’d fall down.

After a few moments, he moves his head to look at you. “Well, fuck. We should have done that a lot sooner.” Then you both burst out laughing.

The high from sex starts wearing off and the chill from earlier sets back in. You both grab for each other and cover yourselves back up with the blankets. You wrap your arms around his waist, tuck your face into the crook of his neck, and hook your leg over his waist. He was right, body heat definitely keeps you warmer.

He wraps the arm that isn’t under this head around your waist. You sigh in contentment and close your eyes, waiting for sleep to take you.

You then feel a slap to your ass and let out a little squeal. “Better get plenty of rest. We have to get up in only,” he checks his phone, “about 6 hours.”

You groan into his neck, completely forgetting he wanted to get up at the ass crack of dawn. “Whatever you say. Goodnight.”

“I love you, Y/N.”

You smile softly against his neck. “I love you too, Hughbert.”

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[livingasaghost]

the foxes during pride let's GO

disclaimer: i know everybody has their own headcanons for what all the foxes' sexualities are so do not come at me if i give your character a different sexuality than you think they deserve! (except aaron that bitch is straight)

so obviously the foxes are Not Straight™️ (except aaron fuck that guy) which means the foxes during pride are just.....chaotic af....but also, it took them a while to figure out how not straight they are

they all decide they're going to the pride parade bc none of them have ever been and since they have so many Gays they need to support them and now that they're all friends it'll be way more fun

kevin does NOT want to go and argues about it for three days before andrew shuts him up

nicky is so excited that he asks erik to fly in just so they can go together

neil still doesn't really know a lot about pride since he didn't even realize he "qualified" since he "only likes andrew"

one night he shares his fears with renee because she seems like the only person on the team who understands his sexuality aside from andrew and she says that he seems like he's on the ace spectrum and that he definitely belongs in the community

neil spends the rest of the night on his computer looking up demisexuality and asexuality and a whole list of terms he never knew existed

the next day he shows andrew, happy to finally have a language to explain himself, and andrew just nods

as neil keeps talking and explaining romantic attraction, andrew starts to think that maybe he belongs a little on the aro spectrum...but he doesn't say anything. just keeps thinking.

eventually neil speaks up at one of the team's hangouts and shares that he's demisexual and he may also be questioning his gender

this sparks a huge conversation where everybody starts Questioning™️ and soon it's 2am and matt is sharing that he might actually be pansexual?

allison waves everybody off because "of course i'm not straight i never have been you guys just haven't noticed"

nicky gets very put out that so much of his team is Not Straight and they all acted like he was the odd man out for being gay

then allison decides to stir the pot a little more "actually, i've always had a crush on renee but i know that'll never happen"

which leaves renee and the entire team speechless

renee: "...i always though YOU were the one that was never gonna happen"

nicky: "WAIT? RENEE AND ALLISON LIKE EACH OTHER?"

matt: "andrew just won like $300"

nobody really knows what to do next, so allison and renee just kind of look at each other and the two of them silently agree to talk about it all later

nicky: "okay well y'all better spill the tea when you hook up because i want all the details"

dan shoves him off the couch

as the night wears on, kevin stays conspicuously quiet, and it isn't until almost everyone goes to bed that neil finally convinces him to open up

kevin: "the reason i told you that you shouldn't be homosexual is because.....i used to have a crush on jean"

even though neil doesn't really understand, he admits that jean does have a beautiful face and it's really really attractive when he speaks french

neil shares a little bit more about demisexuality and kevin wonders if maybe he falls on that spectrum somewhere...if maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if he wasn't entirely straight

after their Big Night of Sharing, dan talks with allison because "how did you know you actually liked girls?"

and the more allison starts to talk, the more dan realizes that all those girls she thought were pretty growing up.....weren't just women she admired

but she stills likes matt and she still finds some men attractive and she starts to realize that maybe she falls on the bisexual spectrum....or maybe just queer, she isn't sure yet

one day after practice wymack goes off on some tangent and eventually nicky spills that they're all going to the pride parade

wymack: all of you?

nicky, totally serious: okay, well, not aaron bc he's homophobic and he's also the token straight teammate

aaron: i am not homophobic

matt: i'm pretty sure you are

wymack almost asks about why they all want to go to pride because he's sure most of them are queer, but it's above his pay grade so he just tells them to have fun

almost everybody decides to dress up for the parade — kevin obviously refuses — and andrew surprises everyone by wearing armbands that are rainbow colored

neil tells andrew he doesn't care about dressing up but andrew buys him a rainbow shirt anyway

and then while they're getting ready allison insists on drawing a little demi flag on neil's cheek right over his scar and it makes neil feel like he finally belongs somewhere

nicky obviously goes all out and wears an outfit that matches eriks: short shorts, rainbow flag cape, rainbow socks, etc. he even wears heart-shaped pink sunglasses

the girls spend a few hours doing their make-up and they even convince matt to put glitter in his hair

renee gets a few disposable cameras for the occasion and spends the entire day taking cheesy photos of (and with) everyone to remember everything

halfway through the day neil looks over and sees allison and renee holding hands

at one point kevin gets recognized and people start asking him about his sexuality, wondering if he's just an ally and kevin almost bolts....but then he glances at neil, who's standing close to andrew...and he looks at nicky and erik....and then he notices allison and renee together.....and something in him just kind of snaps

kevin: "actually, yeah, i'm here because i'm bi. i'm bisexual."

the whole team just stares at him, most of them wearing proud smiles, and when the fans leave (inevitably about to share this news with the internet) they all gather into a group hug — even andrew — and congratulate kevin

and even though kevin keeps telling them to "GET OFF!" he's also secretly glad that he finally has people to accept him and love him no matter who he loves

andrew doesn't say anything the entire day, looking entirely unimpressed by the crowds and the parade, so neil pulls him aside at one point

neil doesn't expect him to say anything, just wants to give him space to breathe, but then andrew speaks up

andrew: i never thought it could be like this

neil: like what?

andrew: colorful

[iheartbookbran]

Anthony, Penelope, Marina and Colin deserved better...

Beware, rant ahead

Ok I wish I didn’t feel such strong need to continue beating this dead horse but oopsie, I will very much be beating it some more.

Like, my fave books of the Bridgerton series are Anthony’s and Colin’s books, so I’m seething about what they did with their characterizations, Anthony and Penelope in particular, because Colin’s only real sin was being boring, and if you remember how funny he’s in the books it makes me wanna fall on my knees and ask Chris Van Dusen whyyyy omg why would you do something like that to such a dynamic character. So yeah, Colin is boring af and a moron but at least he isn’t an asshole the way show Anthony and Penelope are, and I’ve seen people say that they can always be redeemed in future seasons, if we get them, but that’s exactly my problem, because they never had to be redeemed in the books, to begin with. Penelope more so than Anthony but let me begin by defending my boy.

Is he a jerk sometimes? Sure. Is he actively awful and uncaring towards those close to him, especially his family? Hell no, quite the opposite, in fact. Not to be controversial on main but in the books... he was right in not wanting Daphne to be courted by a man who he knew damn right had no intention of marrying her and as far as he was aware was only making her waste her time, and he was right in demanding Simon pay for compromising her honor. Could he have been more mindful of what Daphne had to say and listened to her wishes? Of course, but considering Simon and Daphne (both in the show and in the books) aren’t exactly masters in communication themselves, Anthony doesn’t come off as the biggest offender in that situation.

What he never did was force Daphne, or any of his sisters really, to do anything; if they didn’t like a guy then that guy was out of their lives no question asked, and he loved them enough to always have their best interests at heart, for his sisters and his brothers, to the point that even though he’s traumatized and thinks he’s gonna die young he’s still willing to get past that to do his duty and marry, because he doesn’t want to pass that burden on to his little brothers (so him deciding to leave all his responsibilities to Benedict so he can fck off with his mistress is... like, a choice lmao). In fact all the subplot with Siena felt like a choice on the writers part, like they truly liked Benedict and Sophie’s story so they just slapped it on Anthony so he could act all sad and sexy while they gave us foreshadowing with the subtlety of a warharmer that he’s ending up with Kate anyways (and that Benedict is ending with Sophie anyways too, so they would be using that storyline twice, unless they do make him bi and fall in love with a man, but maybe that’s too much of ask for this show), so what was Siena’s purpose in the story? Who tf knows not me.

Now Penelope, my god. Yes I know I joke Penny has never done anything wrong in her life, and I still love her, but she was wrong. Very much so. What she did was significantly worse than what Marina did, which I still don’t condone at all. Like yes, I still maintain that Marina tricking Colin into marriage was wrong (and I’ll go later on why that whole subplot was racist af), but what Penelope did could have not only ruined Marina and herself and her sisters reputations, but it was basically condemning an innocent unborn child to a life in the streets, that’s messed up. Even if Marina was rose-coloring her potential life with Colin and he might have grown to resent her, at least the baby would’ve been alright. And my problem with that whole subplot is that all of it was resolved so neatly, with Sir Phillip sweeping in to save the day so we don’t have to actually see what Penelope’s actions could have caused, but the implications are still very much there.

And I’m cracking my mind trying to figure out whether the showrunners just... really hate Colin’s book and Penelope as a character so they’re trying to inflict some kind of character assassination on her so they can get away with writing him off with another person without causing much outrage, or if they just thought there wasn’t enough ~drama~ or stakes on their book so they have to add them, and give him some kind of bullshit tragic romantic past to explain why he doesn’t want to marry, whereas in the books, the reason he doesn’t marry anyone is because he doesn’t feel like it, and that’s ok, there’s no need for every character to have a tragic backstory and to be riddled with angst; Colin is that character, he’s an easy going guy who’s just not interested in marriage until he falls in love with Penny AND THAT’S VALID, just because he doesn’t have the most complex motivations out there doesn’t mean he isn’t a compelling character. The stakes in his story after he discovers Penny is Whistledown are, as he points out, that she has insulted so many people there’s no way some of them wouldn’t want to retaliate if word came out, and he cares for her and doesn’t want her to get hurt (there’s also a dumb part about him being secretly jealous of her accomplishments as Whistledown, but thankfully he gets over that pretty quickly).

But while I am on that, it is true that Penelope wrote some uncharitable things about the mean people around her, but she never ever ruined someone’s reputation, let alone endanger the future of a child. Was she a bitch sometimes? Yeah, but she was also kind to a lot of people and her criticism was never unwarranted and never did more damage than maybe annoy a couple of girls like Cressida. I just hate the idea of this needing to turn into some sort of ~redemption arc~ for Penelope because, again, in the books she really didn’t have to make up for anything, definitely not to Colin, who was actually the one who had to do much of the heavy lifting in their relationship when he realized that he literally slept on her for years.

And now regarding Marina, like yes, she was wrong and I stand by that statement (but not as wrong as Penelope), but tbh I find it hard to be mad at her when they gave her such a racist storyline, as the scheming woc who gets pregnant out of wedlock and then tries to seduce the innocent white man, until the virtuous white girl needs to step up to save him. At least that’s what I thought initially as the writers intention, but honestly I’m not so sure anymore, I doubt they will continue to write her and Colin as a couple otherwise they would’ve bothered to show them interacting outside of her manipulating him and him acting like a bumbling idiot, the most sincere moment they had together was when he comforted her about the lie, but by that time this bitch (me) was empty and didn’t give a shit anymore. Literally all their other interactions where shown through Penelope’s POV to let us know she was sad, and Colin’s most significant scenes where again... with Penelope (because it isn’t as if he has a family and his own moments in the books outside of being an object for Penelope to pine after).

And as I said before, Marina had a—relatively—happy ending: married to a man she doesn’t love (just as she didn’t love Colin) but who will treat her right and care for her and her child in comfort. Is arguably a better ending than if she’d married Colin because now she doesn’t have to go through the trouble of explaining things to her new husband and run the risk of him resenting her forever. Phillip may not love her but he knows who he’s marrying and why he’s marrying her. That’s literally the same fate Marina had in the books, and it makes me wonder why, oh why would the writers do that.

Why create such a contrived plot to give a character who appears in one(1) chapter of an 8 books series then promptly dies, all at the expense of the characterization of one of the most beloved heroines of said books series? Why would you write this racist storyline for a character whose fate is dying? And now I’m horrified at the repercussions that can come with Marina committing su*cide like in canon, because the implications would be that Penelope would be responsible for it (and I hate the idea of blaming one person for the su*cide of another, fictional or otherwise, is harmful and we need to be careful with making such implications), which would make her even less redeemable or like, likable in general. Not to mention that would be like putting the final racist nail in Marina’s coffin by giving her that ending.

It makes me wonder, seriously, if Chris Van Dusen hated Romancing Mister Bridgerton that much, if he loathed the idea of writing a fat character finding love and getting sex that much. I just wanna know why lmfao.

[luminous-shifting-vibes]

*sequel* to actual fucking quotes from the shiftblr coffeehouse discord server

once again, it's out of context because x1000 funnier

also x1000 longer than previous post

"ur satan is gnc af"

"Bestie I’m already having gender envy over a fucking demon please"

"O_O ODEPIJHFbavevisdpvfhzdcnjawedsidjksjdkoeirjfmkdsoeirujdksodifjndmksoidfjdksidfj ITS" NOT IN MY FRAFTS IS SPEDNT 1 hour PN THAT SHIT"

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"ohoho sexy"

"I am very proud of myself"

"himbo x edgy fuck"

"YOU COULD SQUISH HES CHEECKS"

"he has teefs"

"SQUASH"

"good for biting 📷"

"he's a himbo basically"

"B͂̒̄iͫ̍̈tͧ̓ͯè̄̇"

"bifth"

"i havent watched blue exorcist in years but mr okumura my beloved </3"

"MY LIFE QUESTIONS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED"

"is it important information to mention that the person i put up for my turn is the son of satan" "I know like 1 thing about everyone who isnt ranboo lmfao"

"crimes"

"tumblr sexyman"

"idk why but my first thought was cowboy onceler"

"I vibe with him but he is very long and twisty"

"steampunk e-girl"

"steampunk tumblr sexyman"

"Canonically bi crimelord I agree!!"

"OOO FRIEND SHAPED"

"ARTIST SIGHTED"

"they look like someone i would want to be friends with but is way cooler than me so i'd never actually talk to them"

"babby..... would die for him"

"honestly i probably kin him"

"i'm sure he's lovely but he looks way too much like my ex i'm sorry-"

"i'd be down for another rotation! i have another twink to show y'all"

"Also :00 blonde friend"

"Let us all infodhmo"

"Hsjagdvbs shhh im on phone"

"Nix woukd you like to joon?

"skitters away"

"I have two braincells and they both drink dumb bitch juice"

"oof wait whats the order again i have 0 memory"

"i want to bond with him over cosplay-"

"Awkwardly watches in band kid"

"One day I'm gonna a broadway star"

"which isnt to say they were bad. they were just fortnite dancing during rehersals"

"I threw it so hard my glasses flew off and slid under the stage right divider"

"anyway heres my boi"

"emo"

"haha emo"

"virgil sanders kinnie"

"he looks like he listens to my chemical panic at the fallout boy"

"Bro I bet he'd kick my ass with his deck"

"bird man my beloved"

"fuck i had so much to say and then i forgot it all"

"Birds!!"

"guiguhuh"

"crabrave"

"She sounds like someone I would end up stealing her personality"

"yess name collector gang"

"alias glass aiden haven absinthe fish brick rice"

"But I have Cypress, Remure, Genesis, Lemres, and Comet"

"And she's named after a mars candy bar bc alien"

"Hey, if plato went by plato, you can be king thief"

"im not dissing my gramma like that shfojd"

"My dad has seven legal names" "bitches be like *looks at fictional character* *steals their name* it's us we're bithces"

"coraline lowkey traumatized me but i adore it regardless"

"mmmmmm magic man :]"

"°0° green man"

"criminal (affectionate)"

"he would shoplift a candy bar from walmart and then brag to all of his friends about the sick stealing he did"

"despite the fact he's canonically been capable of overpowering a minor deity"

"i would commit so many crimes for him"

"Very babey"

"Yes please tell green man he is very pog"

"he also keeps a lot of dumb secrets"

"but I will sorely miss the chaos and energy of this here chat until I wake again" (by request XD)

"i just say words and if they're funny then they're funny"

"* or extremly chaotic either works"

"at this point we are just taking turns rambling"

"oH--"

"bc my brain has a schedule"

"Hopefully they have gyoza there or I will lose my mind"

"hehe yes spooky man"

"my ghost glucose guardian"

"the head of the undead group that lives there, and we end up dating. (yes I date a ghost, no I will not be taking constructive criticism /lh)"

"ghosts r just inherently sexy"

"i mean im becoming a squid thing so"

"Raven quirk raven quirk!!"

"ł â m p"

"łæmp"

"mothman: ooh lamp you look very nice today! do you come here often? mothman: wait shit no"

"I'd date a ghost"

"mine is still accurate, i am still sobbing (/j)"

"p e e p e e"

""@nick wilde is a tumblr sexyman" is the best thing i have ever seen"

"im sorry im cackling like a dying hyena"

"you're all 12 year olds"

"PEENIE"

"He once caused global warming on accident so he could get a tan"

"god, what a himbo. i love him"

"that reminds me of my friends kin assigned me jesus"

"Man outside of battle be like: princely crying but then in battle hes like: "CATACLYSM! DISASTER! DEVASTATION!" Chill out man"

"Every time I talk about satan it never fails to shock people it's my favorite thing to do"

"im kin assigning him roman sanders" ""Oh yeah he caused global warming because he wanted to get girls" "he what""

"oh damn i forgot satan was straight"

"twink appreciation club"

"give us the twinks"

"my first thought was bottom-"

"so many people to try and get his dad to love him"

"daddy issued"

"OH MY GOD ITS WILBUR"

"Big boy but"

"anyways janus is swagggg"

"........................."

"gib twink"

"give twink then i will share"

"holds him gentle like hamburger"

"This dumb bitch opened a book that said "do not open" and got possessed by a little bastard"

"he is. fragile creachur"

"klug is beauty klug is grace i would let him step on my face"

"If I'm playing swap and I have to hear one more "Pwanet Powew" Im gonna lose it"

"Who is to blame? Pandora or the box?"

"Bakugo isnt my type but I respect the drip"

"i say like my type isnt long-haired pretty boys and girls that look so gnc that people have a history of confusing them for men"

"hes a gremlin and i can appreciate a pretty gremlin"

"that is to say i am attracted to VFlower vocaloid. This is a confession."

"note i am a lesbian"

"You may like Schezo wegey"

"why does he have one single expression"

"soul soul eater passes the vibe check"

"magic wand"

"I Want To Hold His Hand"

"i would commit a war crime for him any war crime idc which one"

"my favorite one is when he sounded rlly gay because he said "Muscular bodies keep me satisfied""

"p e a n u t"

"Klug is a homophobic homosexual its just facts"

"grug from the croods is peak male performance"

"jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely."

"tag yourself im the fireworks shooting from the top of the head"

"i like essays"

"central time gang"

"11:11 pog-" (wait... is that a suprise angel number?? yes it is lovelies just for you <3)

"Then again im also a dumbass bitch who wonders what the souls in soul eater taste like. SERIOUSLY THOUGH. THEY LOOK TASTY AS HELL!!!! LIKE GODDAMN BRO YOU'RE MAKING ME FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. that shit- it's Bone Apple motherfucking Teeth. hell yea my guy. Im hongy now.... shlorp I'm seriously considering this. Like. They seem kinda like a liquid? But a solid? Are they like jello? The fuck they taste like my guy???? I keep imagining they're like sour, like sour candy maybe? Or do they taste salty? Sweet? Maybe some combo of two? Do they even have a taste or is it about the texture? The sensation? God my mouth is watering what the hell. I am starving. I think I need to go get a cookie. I'm gonna go get a cookie. Brb. I'm better. I'm still craving souls though. Which is a weird-ass cringey thing to say but I'm being dead-ass rn. They just.... look tasty???? And I wanna eat one. Thus. I am shifting to Soul Eater for the express purpose of satisfying my fucking cravings. enjoy"

"points were made"

"jello? more like helloooo schloooAHFJDSDAIDWNALDHSJKDAIDANDM"

"WAIT I THINK I HAVE AN ANIME GIRL BITING VIDEO TOO"

"anime girl voice: mmm! mm... ahhhhmp!! mmm, mmm... aaahmp!"

"i think it sounds great i'm going to start eating like that"

"several people are typing"

"do these look edible to you"

"forbidden gummies"

"when I was on lsd I couldn't eat my fruit gummies because I thought they were alive because they had little faces on them"

"oh shit yeah don't do drugs"

"anyways general consensus is puyos are edible, ty for your input everyone"

"everypony is a word so powerful it can bring nations to its knees"

"pls the self control it's taking me not to say "hewwo everypony" in gen chat when someone new joins-"

"hewwo evewrypony uwu deaw cewestia i hopwe it doewsnt wain owo"

"ive cooked up a sowution wiwth the knowwege ive acwued. they say a kitcwen time saves niwne, but im just savwing two. Ive gathewwed the inwedients to make a time sowbet. Thewe's hawdly woom fow seconds when the seconds mewt away."

"I had a ten year old sister... you know what happened to her??? very sad, very tragic... she turned eleven....."

"NIIICE"

"Guts dont say the secks word :( /j"

"watch your fucking language in front of the president"

"im so sorry lumi"

"i think you're like ehhhh 8/10 funny"

"now me???? 10/10. Hilarious"

"sometimes i have to take a step back and remember that this is the same guts i follow on tumblr /lh"

""ok every here's some good shifting advice!!! uwu have a good day" "yeah i did lsd and ate fruit gummies""

"i have one setting and it's whatever this is"

"my bitch ass cat just pushed the door open with his fuzzy face and now my sleeping dad is being lulled into dreams by Cosmo Sheldrake's 'Pliocine'."

"me on discord: nick wilde"

"me on tumblr: shifting water! haha funne! me on here: my hermit crabs are cannibals also i want to eat souls."

"im sorry yOUR VIBESA RE JUST SO DIFFERNT"

"u give off older cousin ive never spoken to but always admire at the family gatherings vibes"

"what the fuck"

"BC I HAVE LIBERTU"

"If you adopt me then yes"

"am I qualified for dad jokes???"

"we're all a lot smarter on tumblr"

"I'm like "awww... sweet... sweet little shiftlings... posting such sweet shiftling content... so pure, so wholesome... does not even know abcs....""

"can't think before you speak if you never think B)"

"I'm not responsible enough to be a mom"

"cat pet"

"show us pictures of the cat or i will do Crime"

"maybe thats me being a coward tho"

"MOTH!!!! MOTH MY BELOVED"

if y'all want I can make this a series bc shiftblr keeps giving me more content

[azumasoroshi]

mva ost review in my very professional opinion

The Mission of the Stealth Hawk

pretty good for building tension and stuff

this is probably gonna play when he's calling dabi or "killing" jeanist and stuff right

flying above the city, passing by the "best jeanist gone missing" billboards

this definitely fits that kind of scene

Different Ability Liberation Army

scared the shit out of me

My Villain Academia

my villain academia is super cool ohmygod it sounds like something out of a movie where it's zooming quickly over an abandoned, dark forest and there's creepy animals and stuff jumping out at the screen

that one is probably my favorite so far

Second Coming

damn kind of a bop

oh wOW so i left this on to do laundry and i came back around 1:30 and it was so hype oh my god i wasnt expecting that

yeah i love second coming this shit is my favorite now

i wonder which scene it'll accompany - maybe something with twice?

OH MY GOD THAT CHOIR

HOLY FUCKGIFN SHIT

im only at 2:07 but my breath has been taken so many times already

THAT VIOLIN

THAT VIOLIN ASHUSHDHDSKJGHDFKJHKJFD

im actually getting chills ohmygod

oh wait is it for shiggy getting reborn??? that would be so cool oh my god

like when his hair goes full white and floaty and stuff

THAT GUITAR???????????? THE DRUMS

BRUH

half of this review is just second coming im so sorry

NO THE DRUMS WITH THE CHOIR AND THE GUITAR I AM SCREMAING

every other track in mva better step up bro cuz this is blowing them out of the fucking water

5:02 what the FUCK

yeah there's no way this isn't for tomura holy shit

king getting the longest song hell yeah

5:44 im done. im so done this is too good

i have to stop commenting on this or it'll take up the entire review

6:14 NO SHUT UP OH MY GOD STOP BEING SO GOOD

Gigantomachia

ooOOOh epic drum noises

yeah this one is a bop. i am literally bopping to this. i am bouncing up and down in my chair

oh shit this is actually really good

WTF THAT GUITAR

BRUHHHHHHHH

im blasting out my eardrums right now can i get an f in the chat for my poor ears

Mine Woman

OH THIS BETTER BE CURIOUS

OH BOYYYYYYYY

OH MY GOD THIS SLAPS

that whispering akjsdgjhsdgkdsjjhs

THAT

THAT VOICE

AHUADHSUFGKJHJDFG IM BI IM BI IM BI

"im gonna turn it up and then im gonna take it down" oh yeah this is 100% the toga vs curious fight

i love this so much hrkjhkj the RAP

THE RAP THE RAP THE RAP

THE SAXOPHONE IN THE BACK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

1:30 GOES INTO OVERDRIVE BROOOOOO

i cant fucking wait for this to play in the anime

Toga's Nature

OH IS THIS FOR TOGA'S BACKSTORY

yeah definitely with those birdnoises and the grim music

this is where she bites the bird right

mm and that laughter - probably the schoolchildren

oh i already know this is gonna give me chills

the atmosphere is so fucking good

the villains (sans toga, they're gonna make her look good ofc) might look ugly but i am now satisfied that the music is gonna make up for any lackluster design

mm that piano is just

I Don't Kill My Friends

oh this is totally twice isnt it

i like the beginning synth so far

oOOOoooOoh that orchestra

imagine if this is what played during twice's death ahahahaha

i love the drop at 1:23 so much omg that orchestra is so fucking good

"so fucking good" yeah real complex use of your vocabulary soro

Re Destro

oh man this is a redestro soundtrack if ive ever heard one

1:07 epic af

again i love the orchestra aksjdhgKJDS wish i coulda played stuff like this in my orchestra concerts instead of fuckin christmas songs

1:54 oH HO HO it just keeps intensifying and i love it

yes this is how i normally listen to music i just dont write it down most of the time

Paranormal Liberation Front

oh SHIT is this the song that's gonna play when they all walk out on stage

the beginning kinda reminded me of danganronpa music aksjhdgds

yeah this is. this is epic

makes me picture a bunch of city shots with the league looming over it, ready to take it all apart

and with shigaraki in the lead :D

makes me think of the heroes looking pensive/nervous too and goddamn if that isn't satisfying

anyway here's the link to the tracks again go listen to them

https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/1G6vibm7FYaIpAU2AhuUCLaRApiSWl_at

[catrasredemption-moved]

Someone on CuriousCat asked me about my experiences realizing I’m ace and the reply got too long, so uh.... it’s going here I guess lol

Hoo boy, okay. I don't mind talking about, it's just a mess lol.

Several touchy/uncomfortable sex mentions ahead:

So for reference, I'm 29 now. My high school experience was abnormal for several reasons, but I didn't really date much. My first Serious Boyfriend happened when I was 19-20 (this was also in the middle of my sexuality crisis when I was adjusting to the idea of being bi), and he was a sexually active person. He was never mean and he never pressured me, and he always said he was willing to wait until I was ready, and I kept waiting for that switch to flip to 'ready', but it didn't. I ended up breaking up with him because I felt like I wasn't... idk, able to "give" him a full relationship because the idea of sex, frankly, terrified me.

I eventually got the bi thing straightened out (well, straight being relative lol), had a brief online relationship with a girl who also didn't like sex, but we also never met in person, then got into a Serious Relationship with another girl that was messy AF for several reasons (tl;dr her untreated mental illnesses and my untreated mental illnesses Clashed), and one of the key things, again, was that I didn't want sex. She was poly and had another GF, and that GF *was* sexual, so you know, it was fine, except it felt like that relationship meant more to her. We also broke up several times because again, bad mental health, and I wouldn't bring it up here except it's important. We tried to maintain friendships between break-ups, and in between one of them we were talking and I mentioned that I never liked the idea of sex. The conversation went as follows:

Her: Oh, so you're ace Me: What? No, I like romantic relationships and stuff Her: You can be ace and still like those things Me: ..............

I was..... 22, by this point, I think? Anyway that was our first break up. She visited me when I was living in Texas during our last try at a relationship, and it was the first time we really got to be *alone* together (she couldn't visit me when I lived with my mom and stepfather because god just no and she was living with her dad when I went to see her), and it'd been about a year, I was 23-ish, had been turning the ace thing around in my head, and decided no, fuck it, I mean, that's a legit thing but it's not me, I am going to have sex with her and it'll be great.

She called me on my bullshit and we did not, in fact, do anything together. We actually spent a lot of time talking through the ace thing and establishing my boundaries (I owe her a lot for that, she's actually a very good friend now that we've both gotten our heads out of our asses and started getting treatment), and after our last breakup I spent some time exploring the whole ace thing more and learning to accept it without the lens of "omg what if A breaks up with me for it though?" (and for the record, she never once held that against me. Our relationship was just Bad.) And the more I researched, the more I realized it really was exactly how I felt about sex pretty much all the time - I wrote sex scenes sometimes with CLOSE friends, including a whole BDSM verse in a private server with one person, but I started moving away from it as I got more and more comfortable with the idea of being ace and it being okay to not enjoy reading/writing smut.

And that was.... five years ago now, I believe? 2015. Almost 6. I started dating my now-wife later that year and had the whole crisis again about "what if she doesn't love me because I won't have sex with her", but she's always been fine with it (and we do talk about it from time to time just to confirm we're both still okay with how things are). And that brings us to today, ten fucking years later XD

It probably won't take you ten years to figure things out, but I know how emotional and scary it can be even without the outside factors of people and societal expectations. You just do you, and follow how you feel, and don't ever feel like you have to make yourself do anything, okay? My ex saved my dumb ass from doing something that likely would've lowkey traumatized me, which is part of why I'm so Loud about it all now. And I'm always happy to talk to people about things if they need help <3

[bisluthq]

i totally agree w the myspace posts being most likely homophobic jokes and 00s popular girls being girls~ but i always thought taylor was /that/ girl that enjoyed it a biiit too much and acted like making out with girls was only a joke for the boys attention. like until last year, i wasn't even a swiftie, pretty much never payed much attention to her, her music wasn't really up my alley but i did pay attention to pop culture and since like 2015? i've been saying taylor was gay just purely based on that vibe of closeted popular girl jsjfjsjdjdj like i Do get that you were saying we shouldn't take them as proof cause most definitely that wasn't the intention but i feel like taylor was always the one who took it a bit too far

Yeah look I mean I’ve shared my HS experiences before but I often get new followers so let’s go again. I was VERY gay and VERY closeted in high school. I was ~gayer~ in middle school because I didn’t know I was right so like I fully had a crush on a girl and was obsessed with her and I didn’t call it that in my head because I didn’t know I was gay and I had like a little love interest who was probably gay too who used to try hold my hand in school and I didn’t let her but I’d let her do it when we had sleepovers and we’d cuddle and stuff but she wasn’t allowed to tell my crush/“friend” we even had the sleepover because I was a weird kid and sometimes I start saying this stuff and I’m like maybe I *am* poly lol and maybe that’s something I need to figure out but ANYWAY.

Then Thirteen came out as bi on my TV and the penny dropped and I was like “fuckkkkkkkk” and I knew.

But I wasn’t about to like become a pariah, so I overcompensated to the point where I had Thirteen/Olivia as my desktop background and a friend laughed about it and I was like “lmfao I love House dude what’s wrong with u” and I then proceeded to pretend to have a crush on Hugh Laurie for THE REST OF FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL. My HS ex wasn’t sure about asking me out because he thought I was into old dudes. Like MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY WAS HUGH LAURIE (and SNL so that part was at least authentic).

No one in my school knew I was even vaguely gay. No one was surprised when they eventually found out but they fully thought I had daddy issues and was into old dudes and then I was in a power couple vibe with a boy so not much to think about there.

There were two girls in my grade who were the hot slutty messy bitches - I’d call them popular because I bitched about them as the popular bitches back then but I don’t know how many friends they actually had like mostly we whined about them and dudes fucked them - who were ALL OVER EACH OTHER. Like they made out at parties, they claimed to do other stuff with each other in front of boys or ask boys what they wanted to see them do, they used to be OBNOXIOUS. They were also - and are still - EXTREMELY homophobic like it was fully for dudes.

I Kissed A Girl was big at that point and their party trick was to make out and be all over each other for that song while dudes whooped.

Fun anecdote of being a baby gay: I remember one time we were at a party at this senior boy’s house and he asked me to dance and I was shy and insecure and awkward af at this stage and didn’t think I was even marginally pretty so it felt like a bad joke to me and THAT song came on and they started doing that and I got so caught up watching them and he was like “hey is everything fine” and I was like “I’m so sorry” and I like RAN outside and felt like a huge freak.

Now both those girls are… straight lol. They were just messy bitches. Anyway.

Then there was another girl in our grade who was a butch masc lesbian - and closeted af. Like we could see she was gay yk because of her gender presentation and vibe and just… besties this girl is like Kinsey 10… but she fully dated boys and made out with them especially very publicly and AFTER SCHOOL was briefly engaged to a guy and didn’t go through with it and came out as a lesbian and everyone was like “FUCKING FINALLY!!!” and good for her.

Then there were all my friends who made the regular MySpace type jokes.

And then we had one girl in our circle who was absolutely obsessed with boys but… a bit too into the jokes. The guys used to joke she should hook up with the two exhibitionists and she used to like giggle and be into it and be like “hahahaha AND WHAT IF I DID????” I’m still friendly with her and like AS AN ADULT - not in uni when the Kinsey 6 girl and I came out, like recently - she’s softly come out bi.

I would absolutely not be shocked if Tay has that type of thing going on. Like that girl is currently with a dude and will most likely endgame with a dude but no the girl stuff wasn’t for attention and she isn’t straight she’s just… a lil bit fruity and good for her.

[jett-dawson]

ALL HEADCANONS ATM

Ruby - Bisexual Aries

Poppy - Bisexual Aquarius

Sunny - Lesbian Pisces

Jade - Lesbian Scorpio

Skyler - Bisexual Cancer

Violet - Bisexual Leo

Bella - Lesbian Virgo

Amaya - Lesbian Sagittarius

— SIDE HEADCANONS & INFO

amaya radiates bisexual energy. from the colour of her eyes to just her whole vibe. she’s literally a bi icon. and to figure out the aries energy, just read her bio on the website like. it felt like reading the generic aries bio.

poppy is debatable for like... whether or not i think she’s bi or lesbian. if anything, i think she’s just bi with a female lean. i also headcanon her to have ADHD! it’s kind of a common headcanon within the fandom and i can’t help but agree with everyones reasoning for it. for the aquarius thing, i think i might switch that up? now that we know the girls better, i’m going to see if i wanna update my zodiac headcanons bc these ones are from like... before the series even aired. if not then around the time ep 1 came out lol

sunny is literally a lesbian idc. pisces may change??? idk i’ve seen a couple people pull out libra for her and i’m going to look into it! also headcanon her to be autistic bc once my friends and mutuals pointed out a few things, i was like okay yes i am now jumping onto this headcanon i love it

jade is literally a scorpio idc and i know she’s the biggest lesbian in the whole show. she reallt said f men & stan my gf, bella

skyler is most definitely a bisexual queen, but she’s closeted af bc of her insecurity. i mean reading her bio we know she’s pretty much the shy one out of the group. so i think it’s only fitting. she literally is in love with ruby i take no criticisms. cancer is perfect for her i am not second guessing that headcanon

we all know violet is as big of a bisexual as ruby, if not then it’s more painfully obvious. she’s definitely someone to geek over boys but i totally see her being in love with ruby. now i cant say i see ruby returning those feelings to someone like vi BUT. seeing vi’s bi panic in the vi life over the A’s was the funniest thing and she just radiates that energy. i think i’m sticking to leo for my headcanon but i’ll look into anything else

now with bella im torn between virgo or capricorn. i’m going to look more into both and try to mentally dive into bella’s character some more but in the meantime i’ll say virgo. and she’s a lesbian idc she’s just. she’s like that big walking businesswoman who is already tall but the heels make her taller. and she likes to be a boss bc she doesn’t like men in charge which mood. and she’s obviously taller than jade like i just HAD that headcanon before we saw it in ep 7 lol. also i dig the trans bella headcanon!

now for amaya she’s. she’s literally a rainbow like HSNDJSJ how can u not headcanon her to be lgbt. anyway she has a massive crush on sunny and i’m not 100% sure on my sag headcanon for her but i’ll look into it

[the-fiction-witch]

Goo

REAL LIFE: SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: FUNNY + FLIRTY AF

"What are we doing today?" Thomas asks sat on his sofa sipping tea out of a mug shaped like the death star

"We are going to be nice to you" y/n smiled as she came from behind the camera with tea and a small packet of biscuits

"Are we?" he asks glaring at her a little confused and taking a biscuit from her

"Yes we are Thomas" she smiled fixing her hair

".... I am suspicious" he says trying to dip his biscuit in his mug however it was far to big to go into the mug "Ooh." He sighed sadness flooding his face apron discovering he couldn't dunk his biscuit before snapping it in half and dunking it

"Why?"

"Because why are you being nice to me?"

"I can't be nice?"

"Yes But it worry's me" he sighed

"we are going to make you lovely and relaxed" she smiled

"... You're not even going to comment on me being gross?" He asks eating his now tea soaked biscuit

"..... No I won't" she sighed sipping her tea "with your crunchy tea"

"I knew that wouldn't last long" He says

"I am not good at being nice"

"You are not" He sighed "What are we doing anyway?"

"Do You remember being a child?"

"Vaguely yes"

"Do you remember a advert that plaid on Tv when we where kids?"

"... I remember alot of ad's that plaid when we where kids"

"well we weren't really kids we would have been... teens"

"Teens? like pre teens or older teens?"

"Mid Teens"

".... ish, I remember little from that time. I spend most of it locked in my room"

"I remember you bassicly went in your bedroom as a pre teen who looked really fucking young and then came out when you where like nineteen where yeah you still looked young but you've voice had broke, you grew a bit, like you actually looked more like a teen" "I did, I didn't want anyone to see me at that time, especially you"

"why not me?"

"Because I had a crush on you at that point" "Did you?"

"Yeah? you didn't know that?"

"No"

"Yeah, I had a massive fucking crush on you at that age"

"I did Not know that" she giggles

"You knew, I've told you that before" he says "To be fair you where like a little poodle skirt girl who worked for your dad in a vintage car garage, that I also worked at. I was going to end up with a crush on you at some point"

"was the me being bi helping a bit with that?" "Yes! I watched you make out with Jake and then immediately go make out with linsey. that was amazing"

"Did you ever wanna see me  naked?"

"I was seventeen? So.... yes" "The tits?" "Tits where making a very compelling argument at that age" "do they still?"

"Ehh" He shrugs "Kinda, it's less fun because I now know you don't give a shit"

"I really don't, there just breasts, I have boobs, you have boobs."

"You've very much okay with it"

"My logic is, you can lift your shirt up show your boobs and nips, I do It I get arrested and that's fucking mental"

"It is" he says "I would not complain about you taking your shirt off" "The face" she smiled rubbing his chin "shut it"

"Didn't you make out with my girlfriend at that point?"

"I did, your eighteenth birthday party"

"That was werid.... But very arousing" "What me and your then girlfriend making out in front of you?"

"Yeah, pretty sure I'd had a sex dream about that" He says sipping his tea

"Then or yesterday?" "Both" "Hey issy, how you doing, wanna come over and make out in front of thomas again" she waves

"We don't even date anymore"

"Still, just have like a party of all your old girlfreinds"

"Ohh god!"

"and I'll snog all of them"

"Even Gzi?"

"Especially Gzi, she's fucking hot"

"Yeah..."

"You fucked up"

"That I did" "I'm very off topic, anyway! The product that was on constantly like every other ad break, I will point out it was... On the verge of an infomercial, like if it had been a minuet longer it would be an infomercial not an ad" she explained

".... I remember two of them" "The one you where never allowed to have"

"........... Jelli bath!" He gasped

"Hold up! say that again"

"Jelli bath"

".... Thomas brodie Sangster you are from fucking south London don't you dare said bath in that way"

"what? it's what the product is called"

"The product?"

"Is Jelli BAth

"But on Sundays you have a ?"

"Bubble Bath"

"Thank you" she smiled "what was the other ad you remember?"

"The weird moulding gunk"

"Ohh yeah, what was that called?"

"No idea, I do not remember I just remember the kid in the ad putting the orange goo on the dinosaur skeleton and making it into a big dinosaur" he explained

"Yeah I remember that, But Jelli bath? you remember this?"

"I do"

"good"

"We are going to go bathe in it" he asks sipping his tea

"Yep"

".... are we bathing together?" He asks

"Yep"

"On camera?"

"Yep"

"We're gonna be naked?"

"Do you wanna be naked?"

".... Well of course I wanna be naked sweetie darling"

"Thomas! stop fueling the fire!"

"I'm sorry, are we gonna be naked in this stuff though?"

"No, we will have swimsuits on, becuase.... internet" she says "we as always will do a version where we are naked that will be on my porn hub channel as usual" " as usual? when have you filmed us naked?"

"When aren't I filming you naked?"

"that video's not on there is it?" he whispered

"what video?"

"Are you filming?"

"Uhh, No I pasued" she says touching the remote for her camera but it still filmed "what video?"

"THE Video"

"What video?"

"........ The Video" He says "You know the one I mean y/n"

"No I don't be more specific?"

"The sexy video we did the other month?"

"The sex toy one?"

"No"

"The linqure one?"

"No, you know the one I mean, sugar"

"we make a lot of sexy videos"

"The... one in my bedroom" he whispered

"Oh no, thats' saved on my hard drive"

"Ahhh good," he says

"Ohh I didn't pause the camera, it's fine sally will cut it" she says  "Lets go make the bath up"

"Ooooohh.... bath time together"

"Oh shut up thomas"

"wait who's bathroom are we using?"

"yours"

"Oh no" he says "should I have cleaned it?"

"when did you clean it last?" she asks he simply sips his tea sheepishly "Thomas?"

It then cut to the bathroom with the bath already run the two in swimwear

"why did I agree to this?" He sighs

"Because I'm not ordering Pizza unless you do" "I'm an adult. I can buy my own Pizza"

"But do you wanna ring the man to order it?"

"..... Lets do this" He sighed

"throw in this bag of stuff" she says "Then wait for goo"

"Who's going in first" "You"

"why me?"

"You're bathroom"

"You're Idea"

"You're more naked then I am"

"You're video" "Get in the tub Thomas"

"You get in the tub"

"Fine! How clean is this bathtub?" she asks going to climb in

"Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh...."

"A day?"

"Uhhhh"

"A week?"

"Uuhhh"

"Have you jizzed in this tub recently enough It will be an issue for me Thomas!"

".... Maybe" he says "How long does it live?"

"Four days"

"No your good"

"are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure,"

"Okay" she says climbing in

"Just don't touch the bottle on the side" he says from off camera

"whoa whoa whoa what why!" she yelped

"No reason"

"No fucking tell me why can't I touch the bottle" "You'll be fine"

"Thomas.... answer the question"

".... just don't mess with it"

"Okay, Okay... I'm really freaked out now" she says as she sat in the water

"If you are that worried about getting into my bath because I might have done something, then why do you let me have sex with you?"

"Ughhh thomas!" she gasps

"You literally let me cum inside you like twenty minuets ago"

"Stop fuelling the shipping fire" she yelled throwing water at him "Shut the fuck up and get in the tub"

he sighed and climbed in the bath the other side of her "Hi"

"Hi"

"we're having a bath together" "yes we are" "This is a weird Thursday"

"It is... is this what you thought you would be doing when you woke up this morning thomas?"

".... No. But I've known you long enough to know better then to expect Normal days"

"Right lets throw in some goo" she says opening the packet and letting the powder drop into the bath

"Ooooh it's already getting thick"

"The water or your dick Thomas?"

".... both"

"Blue Gooo! It's called Blasting Bloo"

"I remember it being called bloo lagoon or something once"

"I think it was, but they must have changed it to be more friendly" "I think Blasting bloo is way more suggestive"

"that's just because we are sat in a bath together Thomas"

"Maybe"

"Ohhh I don't like this, It feels weird, I don't like want it on my butt and such"

"Nnnnnoooooooo" He complained as he felt the goo the water had now turned into "I hate this, I don't wanna be in this"

"I also don't like this but you know the deal"

"what deal!"

"We stay in this for ten minuets"

"or what?" "Or I'm filming sexy Halloween costumes with you"

"I will sit" he sighed bundling himself in the corner  "do you wanna get out and go eat ice cream?"

"Yes, this shits gross"

[bepp-ers]

Headcanons #2 [1-A girls edition]

bakugo wtf the fuck are you doing there ??? anyway here are my headcanons for what it’d be like to be best friends with each 1a girl

Jiro:

firstly

i’m so gay for her

also random order of girls

i spun a wheel literally

anyway she’s a good friend

she’s always there for you

and you gotta be there for her

like

she won’t ditch you ever

also you’re the person she confides in with music things

:))

please please please hug her everyday

she likes hugs even though she doesn’t seem like it

that one emo friend™

ughh i’m gay and so are you now

she’s gay too so

;)

Hagakure:

she may be invisible but i love her

super girly

but that’s okay

you two both shop together i broke my enter button heLP--

nvm fixed it

be it clothes or groceries you guys shop for it

she’ll help you decorate your dorm

plushies and bows galore

it may not be your style

so you’ll have to say something if so

but a few in the corner wouldn’t hurt

:)

also

aTTACK HUGS !!!

seriously

she will bombard you with hugs when she sees you

walk to school with her

she’ll gush about guys to you

and you can back

girly friend™

Mina:

asjdvkldgk

where do i begin

so gay for her <333

Mina is chaotic bi energy defs

she also initiated the friendship

flirting

lots of flirting

;)

but it’s cool

she’ll also point out people she thinks are cute

which includes you

so much PINK

matching bootie shorts

they say “eat my dick”

sending each other memes at 4am

“hey [name]”

“yea”

“lemme tap dat”

“hell yea”

you guys are a wreck

honestly

but you won’t find closer friends anywhere

Tsuyu:

oml she’s adorable

like

aaaaaa my h e a r t

she’s a little tough to read as a person

but as her best friend you know all

you can usually tell what she’s thinking

but she knows you 100x better

like you’ll tug the corner of your mouth down a little

and she’ll be like

“oh is Bakugo annoying you, kero?”

magic :)

but you guys are open

and sometime she has nightmares about you getting hurt

so you gotta comfort our little froggy

also

you just gotta ask in a text

“so if you can do what a frog does”

“can you”

“can you change into a dude????”

you never did get the answer to that question

Yaomomo:

out of all girls

i am most gay for her

she could create a gun and kill me

and i���d say thank you queen

you guys have been friends for as long as you can remember

your families have partnering things for their companies

idk you don’t really care

what you care about is the amazing goddess you were fortunate enough to befriend

you

are

so

gay

for yaomomo it’s unbelievable

and uhh

she’s pretty gay herself

she thought you’d stop being friends after she told you she was a lesbian

but you were like

“ack-- marry me you’re too amazing!!!”

“i also like girls”

“seriously marry me”

you flirt a lil with her

but she’s so innocent

also a very big mum

sugar mama???

jk jk

unless.........?

ahh i love her

Ochaco:

last but by no means least

she’s so cute !!

you were friends with midoriya at middle school

and at u.a he made friends with her

and you were just

aosdfong midoriya is friends with such a cute girl ?!?!

howww ??

you can relate to her financial problems

broke af™

but you guys help each other out

you’re both the same size 

you’re thiccer than a sniccer

you like em big and chunky tho

so you share clothes

woot woot!!

“hey is that my shirt?”

“are those my jeans?”

“yea”

“yep”

“nice”

“you suit them”

so wholesome

she’s too adorable for her

you guys often get mocha an stuff together

and who knows

she leans more towards boys

but there is a slight chance she could like you more than brocolli over there

<3

okay thanks i’m trying a new format that’s got more jokes in it lmao. feel free to request please i need ideas and also i am one huge simp for like all the1a girls. also midnight, kendo, mirko, mt. lady, ahhhhh i have a boyfriend but girls tho :)) jk i love him a lot but i still have crushes on anime. k bye