#anyways more cupcakke!!

[dio-the-thot-exterminator]

Little Red ❤ - Cupcakke Source: Twitter

[hazbinwhoree]

Guardian angel pt.2? I'm already addicted to and love your stuff. Thx! :3

Guardian Angel

Part 2/3 Part 3

A/N: Can anyone guess how I’m gonna end it?

Even if Adam wanted to bring (Name) to the light, which he didn’t, the task would prove nearly impossible anyway. Because Adam was coming to learn that (Name) was quite the little sinner. In only one week, she exhibited each of the 7 Sins.

She got in a fight with her best friend and refused to apologize, even though it meant sacrificing their relationship. Pride.

She spent over a hundred dollars in one sitting online shopping for shit she didn’t need. Greed.

She spent ten minutes going through another girl’s social media page, making snide comments about her as she went. Envy.

She broke a lamp in a fit of rage over, well, Adam didn’t even know what her temper tantrum was about. Wrath.

She kicked Adam out so she could have some “Self Love Time” as she called it. Lust.

She was a glutton not of food, but of weed and alcohol, never satisifed unless she was not sober at least once during her day. Gluttony.

She would spend entire days rotting in her bed, neglecting all responsibilities. Sloth.

Long story short, Adam was pretty certain that were (Name) to die, she had herself a one way ticket down to Hell. The thought bothered Adam, and he realized that it really was up to him to make sure she got into Heaven.

“You’re sinful,” Adam blurted out one day while (Name) was listening to CPR by cupcakKe. (Name) paused the music. “It’s the song, isn’t it.”

“No… well, yes, but not just the song. I’ve seen you commit every single fucking one of the 7 Sins just this week. How do you expect to get into Heaven like that?”

“I don’t,” (Name) shrugged, going to unpause her music.

“You don’t care about going to Hell?” Adam was flabbergasted.

“Not particularly.”

“Well I’m your guardian angel, sweetie, so it’s my job to help you get into Heaven.”

“Really? Cause I don’t even know how you made it into Heaven. Their standards must be pretty low, I have a chance.”

“Oh eat shit,” Adam snapped, narrowing his eyes.

(Name) smirked.

“Have you heard of the Seven Heavenly Virtues?” Adam asked. (Name) looked bored. “I’ve heard of them… don’t know what they are.” “Well you’re going to do something that encompasses each one this week.”

And Lucifer be damned, Adam managed to get her to do something for every virtue.

She apologized to her best friend and they began to repair their relationship. Humility.

She gave a bunch of clothes she didn’t need to her younger cousin. Charity.

She left positive comments on that girl’s social media page. Kindness.

She did breathing exercises the next time she got angry instead of destroying her surroundings. Patience.

She stopped her copious amount of weed and alcohol consumption. Temperance.

She stayed on top of her responsibilities and began taking her job more seriously. Diligence.

Adam was proud of both her, and himself for getting her to do these things. Maybe she had a chance to get into Heaven yet.

“Why is it so important to you that I get into Heaven?” (Name) asked one night at dinner. Adam paused eating. “Uh, cause it’s my job, bitch.” (Name) rolled her eyes. “Yeah but you didn’t start doing your job until recently. What changed?”

“Maybe I never want to have to say goodbye.”

(Name) hadn’t been expecting such a confession. “You want me to go to Heaven… to be with you?”

Adam scowled, embarrassed. “No.”

They fell into awkward silence.

“For what it’s worth,” (Name) said. “I wouldn’t mind spending eternity with you.”

[cherrychilli]

18+

Eddie Munson x AFAB reader, established relationship, new relationship, discussions of sexually explicit music.

A/N: this is my THIS. IS. MUSIC!!! moment. CupcakKe is my girl and if you can't appreciate a good hoe anthem then we can't be friends. Anyway, writing's been super tough lately and it feels like it's only getting more difficult with each passing day so I just wanted to attempt something fun. Hope you enjoy!

"Whatchu listening to?"

"Oh, just..." you plucked your earbuds out, placing them next to your phone on the kitchen island, your eyes avoiding his. "The Cure, Bowie. same old stuff."

"Right, yeah..."

He didn't believe you. Not this time and not any of the other times before that either.

This was the latest instance of him finding you like this -- hips swaying rhythmically with a kind of confidence that felt different from usual, the kind you fell into when you think no one's looking, your lips mouthing the words to a song he was yet to figure out.

The front door had been left unlocked for him and quietly, he'd let himself in, inching closer while you danced. Your back was to him, a bowl full of brownie mix in one arm that made the room smell sweet with few drops of vanilla, wooden spoon in the other as you stirred it into the rest of the contents -- snacks for your movie date tonight he gathered.

Eddie had hoped to catch a few of the words you were uttering under your breath, even holding his own in an effort to be more quiet as he loomed nearer but it's the faint scent of cigarettes and Irish Spring still clinging to him that gave him away. You'd managed to sense him just in time once you smelled it, a jolt scraping up the length of your spine alerting you.

Your lips pressed together instantly, lengthening into a quick, tight smile as you turned to him and hastily hit pause on your phone. It took some effort to stop his own lips from drooping into a frown when he saw you do it, screen going dark as you press down once on the power button next.

Ouch.

It bothered Eddie that you'd try so hard to hide something like this from him when all he wanted to know was what had made you light up like that, all lively and clearly enjoying yourself. So why all the secrecy? Why shut him out?

The questions he wants to ask are packed tight in the back of his throat but he keeps them from erupting out of his mouth for the time being, accepting the kiss you place on his lips as you greet him properly. His heart thaws at the sincere "missed you", you whisper to him when you pull away, your smile now the kind that reaches your eyes as you hand him the bowl and spoon right after. "Could you mix this up for me? I'll be right back", you explain as you head off in the direction of the bathroom with a little wave.

Oh. This was his chance.

"Yes Chef!", he calls out to you with a convincing smile, placing the items down on the counter, spoon speared into the mix and forgotten as he picks up your phone instead once you're out of sight.

Sure, he does feel a little guilty going through it but you'd been so mysterious about the whole thing, always finding a way to sidestep the question like an arrow aimed in your direction whenever he asked you what you'd been listening to. He just had to know once and for all what was on this damn thing so he could put all his wondering to rest and enjoy the rest of the night with you.

Opening up Spotify, he taps on your last viewed playlist. 'Playlist 1'. Inconspicuous. Too inconspicuous, he thought while narrowing his eyes. Scrolling through, he sees that most of the songs are by one artist, someone he's never heard of before so he decides to hit shuffle, unsure of which track to pick and listen to first.

A beat commences, something quick and jumpy and what sounds like wet slurping? okay, he hadn't expected that. Already off to an interesting start.

His eyebrows rise up slowly past his shaggy bangs when the moaning begins, high pitched and accompanied by more sounds that fall short of what he'd call family friendly.

"Oh honey, what have you been listening to?", he mumbles, the corner of his mouth twitching up into a smirk when the vocals begin.

No quick head in my bed I can't have that I want that long neck not talking giraffe neck Aint no laying down man we bout' to have late fun I'm about to make your balls stick up like space buns

"Holy-"

Want your dick soaked? place it down my throat Tongue tickle your dick but not telling a joke Peddle in this pussy that's how you rock a boat It get live in this pussy, I'm not talking periscope In the sheets I am a bully Give more head than a hoodie Every time you make me cum it looks like vanilla pudding-

"Eddie?"

The sound of his name makes him turn, finding you back in the kitchen with your eyes darting back and forth between your phone in his hand and the slack jawed look on his face.

Pulling an earbud out of his left ear, the song continues to play in his right.

"Baby, why-"

I got three holes for it like a pretzel Tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous(tight)

"Why've you been hiding-"

I save dick by giving it CPR Put my mouth on it like CPR Let's make porn and watch it on VCR

The question fizzles out on his tongue like a dying fuse, unable to hold back the snickering laugh that rolls up out of his chest, doing his best to stifle it and failing even when he presses a palm to the front of his lips.

"Oh god", you realize what he's listening to, stomach somersaulting as you try to snatch your phone back but he's too quick for you. "Nooooo way, sweetheart" he holds it up high out of your reach, a grin so bright it's bordering on blinding on his face.

You struggle like that for a minute, chasing him around the island with one hand desperately yanking at dark leather to pull him closer as he puts some distance between you, the other trying to reach for or even swat your phone out of his hands, too rattled to care about something like a cracked screen right now.

But despite your best efforts, all those years of hauling ass out of beer soaked back yards with pockets full of illicit party favors at the first sound of sirens has made Eddie impossible to pin down, slipping out of your grasp with expert ease.

"I fuck doggy style so much I need to go to the vet? Fuck me, she's a modern day Hemingway!", he barks out another laugh, this time no longer holding back and the sound of it triggers a giggle to work it's way out your own throat. He always did have an infectious laugh.

You give up trying to retrieve your phone then, pressing your face into the front of his shirt as you build up into a laugh too, shoulders shaking, arms lowering.

"So, pretty demure taste in music you've got here", he winds an arm around your waist, pulling you in for an embrace.

You look up to offer him a smile, a little sheepish considering how ungracefully you'd evaded the topic this long, only to be found out like a teen caught with a copy of Penthouse under his pillow.

"Where'd you learn that word, Munson?", you try to deflect long enough for your cheeks to cool down.

"Where'd you learn about the queen of obscene?", he shoots back breezily, tapping his thumb on your phone screen.

You chew on the inside of your cheek for a second. It's not often that Eddie bests you like this but there's something sort of enjoyable about the way he makes you want to squirm a little under his gaze, knowing he's got the upper hand.

"I wasn't sure how to tell you. She can come off a bit...strong, I guess".

His lips pinch together, forcing away a crooked smile. "Really? because-", he looks back to the screen to read off the lyrics. " 'your dick getting more blows than a birthday cake's pretty subtle in my opinion. A real thinker".

You laugh again, delivering a weak punch to his left shoulder. Things were still new with Eddie. He hadn't yet seen this side of you and those whispering new relationship jitters had gotten the best of you, worried he'd think of you differently like shitty ex's past unless you found a way to ease him into your other interests.

But now that he's ripped the band aid off for you, you realize how stupid you'd been -- really damn stupid because this was Eddie Munson. He'd never judge you, least of all when it came to your taste in music of all things and that reminder was everything you needed to shake off those unfounded nerves for good.

So, you happily forget the movie that night, both of you sat atop your island with your legs crossed like something out of Sixteen Candles, eating warm brownies right out of the pan placed between you.

The rest of the night's spent playing CupcakKe's discography for Eddie, both of your cheeks sore from how hard you've been laughing and smiling every time he pretends to be scandalized by a verse one moment and then shamelessly belts out the next once he'd got the lyrics memorized, exaggerated fake moans and all.

You wouldn't be hiding anything from Eddie again, not now when you've found someone with whom you can be yourself around, always.

[babygirl-isbad]

Nipples°•~

Listened to all these while writing this 🎧✨️

Warnings : MDNI 18 +, tying up(m), slight dacryphilia (if u squint), praise k!nk, slight degradation, oral(m recieving), pet play, post-orgasm torture(v. slight)

Read smthg about male nipples so had to write this lol help- but anyways enjoy!!!

He was all spread out on the bed, so beautifully, only for me. His hands tied behind his back, all under my mercy. The sheer power turned me on so much.

I kiss him on the jaw, moving down to his neck, planting open mouth kisses and leaving red lipstick marks, and love bites, just so that everyone knows that he's mine and mine only.

My hands moved all over him, tracing his chest and his stomach, moving slowly but sensually.

Kissing him on his Adam's apple i move down to his chest hands moving all over him, not being able to keep my hands away from him, my knee slowly inching towards his crotch, slightly applying pressure as he whimpers.

I move my mouth down to his nipples, a deep exhale of warm air hitting his sensitive skin making him whimper and squirm under me.

His gaze facing downwards at me, watching my every move as the excitement and adrenaline fills him due to the anticipation of my next move.

I let out a deep sigh as i latch my mouth on his nipple, the sudden action making him arch his back,

“Yeah baby, just like that, Arch your back for me, like the little slut you are.” I say as I remove my mouth from his nipple, circling it with my finger, pulling at it making him whimper,

“pls-agh-please not there fuck” he says throwing his head back when I connect my mouth again with his nipple, Circling the other one, my knee jammed up his crotch, pressing it, as i feel him fully hard and dripping for me.

“Mm baby S’ S’ beautiful like this, all wet and dripping for me. So so pretty like that.” I coo as I trail my hand downwards, exploring and touching his happy trail, as if I were to engulf him.

our appetence and lust for each other taking over us, wanting to feel every inch of his skin with my touch, Wanted to savour him, like a hungry beast. I wanted to pounce upon him and devour him.

I move my hand downwards, towards his shaft only gripping the base as he moans, sensitive from all the stimulation, he moans so so beautifully, like a pornographic moan, contempt with it,

I move my hands up and down his shaft slowly, spreading his pre-cum all over his tip and his shaft, speeding up my strokes as I feel him pulse and twitch in my hand.

Arching his back, shooting his cum all over my hand, without any warning, as he whimpers,

"please-oh- fuck- please-mommy- please please” I keep stroking him as he has tears swelling in his eyes “aww baby, you look so cute like my little puppy, Yeah? Crying so beautifully because the pleasures too much for you? Such a poor little puppy” I coo as He twitched in my hands “please plea-haah- please-mommy fuck no more please" he begs as I stop, milking the last drop from him.

After cleaning my hand, i kiss him on his lips, also wiping his tears, as I kiss him on his forehead, “were S’ S’ good for me baby boy, I love You so much” “mmhm thank you mommy- he sobs as he says, I love you so much” he says pouting as I kiss his pout.

I give him soft kisses on his forehead and lips as we both giggle and enjoy our time together

We lie there, in each other's embrace as we feel satisfied, heart at peace, it felt like home when we were in each other's embrace.

(The amount of horniness you get while you're on your periods needs to be scientifically researched fr)

[amethyst-ghoul-backup]

Hello ! How are you ? 🖤 Do you think you could write headcanons for the Ghouls going to karaoke (pleaaaase) ? I just had this thought of them absolutely having a blast while singing Bohemian Rhapsody (don’t ask me why 💀😭)

omg your brain is *chef’s kiss* i love this idea!!

also i got a little carried away so i do apologize for that y’all 😭😭

- The ghouls are allowed one sort of fun outing to town per week

- Copia is required to chaperone but he’ll let them pick what they want to do and where they want to go, he just goes along to supervise

- To keep everything fair, the ghouls get to write down one idea each for what they want to do, they put the ideas in a hat, and draw one each week until they’ve done everyone’s idea

- On Friday night the pack gathers around the hat and Cirrus pulls a slip with the words “Karaoke bar” on it

- So karaoke it is

- On Saturday night all 8 of them and Copia pile into one of the ministry’s van and off they go

- They enter a mostly empty little karaoke bar and get a private room for singing

- They also order a bunch of drinks

- Swiss insists on going first and gives a very unique rendition of No Hands

- Dew and Sunshine cheer him on of course

- Cirrus and Aether absolutely kill their choice of Ain’t No Mountain High Enough

- The others can’t help but give Mountain an amused glance every time his name comes up in the song

- He is very much not amused

- Cumulus goes next and sings Halo by Beyoncé so beautifully that Copia rethinks her being an Air Ghoul because she HAS to be part siren

- “Show off” Dew jokingly mutters when she’s done but Rain slaps him on the arm anyway

- Sunshine decides she wants to sing I Won’t Say I’m In Love from the Hercules soundtrack and gets Swiss and Aether to be the muses

- They do the little dances and everything

- Like i’m talking full on movie accurate choreography

- Rain and Mountain seem sort of reluctant at first but once they realize Disney songs are an option they are all for it

- They do Under The Sea from The Little Mermaid, Hakuna Matata from The Lion King, I’ll Make A Man Outta You from Mulan, and more

- Aether cuts them off after they sing The Bare Necessities for the second time

- After Dew has one too many margaritas (he drank 6) he BODIES Rap God by Eminem and Tap In by Saweetie

- When he starts singing CPR by Cupcakke Copia knows it’s time to go

- “But youuu haven’t sung anything yet Cardi!” Sunshine drunkenly points out from the couch where she’s leaning all of her body weight on a fast asleep Cirrus

- All the ghouls turn to Copia with nods of agreement

- “I— eh, eh-heh. That is true. I suppose one more song wouldn’t hurt.” Copia agrees

- He wanted to do Piano Man by Billy Joel but that wasn’t an option

- So he goes with Bohemian Rhapsody

- And boy was that a choice

- As soon as the ghouls hear the intro they get so hyped up

- Copia sings the intro and verse 1 and 2 by himself

- Dew and Aether vocalize the guitar solo but it’s really off pitch

- The ghouls join in verse 3 and they all do the high pitched voice

- They do the little call and response with Copia

- Sunshine, Rain, and Cumulus song the “Let me go” part and the other five ghouls sing the “We will not let you go” part

- When it’s all over they end up super giggly and in high spirits

- Then they got kicked out because Dew got too excited and lit a couch on fire

- But it was an overall 10/10 experience

If you read all of this to the end, you’re a real one! Also does anyone know of that tiktok with that group of boys wearing like navy blue bedsheets as togas and lip syncing to I Won’t Say I’m In Love cause that’s exactly what I imagine Swiss and Aether doing while Sunshine sings. Someone please know what I’m talking about 😭😭

[sh1-n0bu]

Hi nobu ‼️

I'm that person that talked about Scars pussy sip is gone haha

Anyway, I'm just gonna tell ya I'm browsing through your fics while listening to CPR by CupcakKe <3 anyway have a nice day<3

(I SAVE DICK MY GIVING IT CPR)

reading of CPR by cupcake reminded me of a funny memory lmao

so, it was winter, i was walking home after class and my headphones was playing misery x CPR right? so, right after the first line of the loop “I AM IN MISERY” i slipped and fell on my side on snow and ice LMAOOOOOO even more funnier, it was monday too

(LETS MAKE PORN AND WATCH IT ON VCR)

[pathetic-girlwoman]

Okay okay, so your favorite songs from spoitfy wrapped, AND one you didn't expect to be there.

LET'S GOOOO.

Once again, I will take this as an excuse to yap.

I'm going to exclude my top five songs and anything from Charli XCX/brat for obvious reasons. 😔

Big One by Flyana Boss, 9/100. I will never fail to bark with this one. It's so good lmfao.

I Like What I Like by RealXman, 14/100, because I LIKE EM REAL SMOOTH. I LIKE EM SCRUFFY. I LIKE EM THIN, I LIKE EM FIT. I LIKE EM CHUNKY. I EVEN LIKE EM OLD, BUT I DON'T LIKE EM RUSTY!!!

Pinata by Only Fire, 20/100. Only Fire, my love, my liege. His music is my lifeblood. He has done more for me than any SSRI or any amount of therapy will ever do. I will live and die for this man. Only Fire has been in my top five artists for the past five years. I'm being generous and only linking one Only Fire song, but I basically love every song he's released. Anyway, I'm the swamp and you're the Shrek. <3

BRING WET CUNT by Zheani, 21/100. I LOVE THIS BITCH!!! BRING WET CUNT!!!

Lipgloss by Charli XCX feat CupcakKe, 36/100. Okay, so I said I wasn't going to include any Charli songs but this isn't about her. It's about CupcakKe and me being untruthful and a liar. CupcakKe released Dauntless Manifesto this year (2024) and while I was waiting for the full album, I remembered this gem: "never trust a man who wear briefs 'cause he gonna wanna fuck and keep it brief.' AND that's not even mentioning 'Used to call you Daddy but now I call you my majesty' !!!

Cvnt by Bebi Monsuta, 47/100. Four plus four, that equals eight. It's CUNT!!!

mwah :3 by rusowsky and Dinamarca, 60/100. Okay, I just love Dinamarca and his work (especially his SHIT WITH LA FAVI!!). This was the default 'page loading' music for my brain this year.

Silly Boy by Lynks, 68/100. "He's a dick, he's a piece of shit, he's a fucking piss-slit! He's the end bit of the banana when you peel it." Poor little straight boy. :(

Red River by SALEM, 75/100. I have a lot of feelings about Salem. I was a teenager when they were most active, and I associate a lot of Salem with darker times in my life. But this one? This one makes me so grateful to be alive. It's been in my top 100 for the past four years. Red River feels like looking up at the night sky after being inside for too long. "These vultures circle 'round the dead and want a crown for it. Sing the same songs, but it's different words no. Salt your own grounds, now nothing will grow. Wash over me. Angels with burning wings, watch over we."

Go Hard (La.La.La) by Kreayshawn, 80/100. HEY BITCH, DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA GO HARD? GO IN THE CRIB, STEAL YOUR STEPFATHER'S CREDIT CARD, AND TAKE YOUR CAR AND DO CIRCLES IN THE PARKING LOT. SCREAM AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS LIKE 'LALALA' I found this on instagram a few years ago and it's been a weekday morning staple since lol.

GTFO by Doechii, Fetish, 87/100. GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY, BITCH!!!

My completely unexpected song is POWER UP by Strawhatz? I don't really have any memory of listening to this so it was probably on a playlist I kept looping. It's not bad... I guess? But like, not really my thing. It's literally song 100 so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anyway, I just spent like two hours on this because I got way too caught up lmfao.

IF YOU'RE STILL READING THIS, HAVE A GOOD MORNING/DAY/NIGHT!!!

[xylomilo]

Elemental Masters Headcanons

Part 1 because there’s 15 of them and I’m not fitting them in one post 💀💀 Also sorry I haven’t been posting, my english teacher has been kicking my ass with a shit ton of work. Anyways, if u want more headcanons just send an ask lol

Acronix

- He/They

- Gay

- Filipino

- Hates his dad

- Uncle to Griffin Turner (Lego Dimensions refrence mwehehehehe)

- Accidental rizz

- Markings from the time vortex

- Pinning for Cyrus Borg

- Listens to pop, hyper pop, and any energetic music

- Dare I say…… Ayesha Erotica and Cupcakke fan.

- Probably hacked his phone to get spotify premium without paying

- Collects anything he sees- crow

- ADHD

Ash

- He/Him but doesn’t mind any

- Panromantic Asexual

- Carries cigarettes but doesn’t smoke

- High pain tolerance

- Black and British

- Selective mute

- Has a few burn marks on his arms from when he was younger

- Hates loud noises and people so he wears earplugs

- Seeing Smoke from MK: He just like me fr !!!!

- Listens to slightly unsettling but banger songs like Puppet Boy and YKWIM? Idk what that genre is called 😭😭

- Motorcycle racer- “Smokescreen”

Bolobo

- They/He

- Demisexual Panromantic

- Polyamory relationship with Gravis and Jacob Pevsner (EarthShipping)

- Can withstand poison/venoms from plants to an extent

- Cottagecore

- Hearing aids

- Brad Tudabones maternal uncle but unaware of it

- Wears their hair in a braid

- Has a garden of plants they made from scratch/by not using their powers

- Works as a popular florist and gardener on the side

- …lives in their shop lmao

Chamille

- GENDERFLUID 🫵🫵

- Any pronouns

- Lesbian

- Dating Tox (FoxgloveShipping)

- Most aggressive fighter

- Italian and Scottish

- Best friends with Shade

- Former golden child, misbehaves/does crimes in order to take control of her life

- Scene kid, definitely an Odetari fan

- Criminal on the run

- Blackmailer on the dark web

Gravis

- He/Him but doesn’t mind any

- Asexual Biromantic

- Indian

- Polyamory relationship with Bolobo and Jacob Pevsner (EarthShipping)

- Disabled; has joint pain and needs to use a wheelchair when outside his house, otherwise he uses crutches

- Somewhat picky eater

- Bites his nails when nervous

- Smart but also really dumb

- Tired 24/7

- Doesn’t like fighting and is more of a support character cuz yk joint pain

- Unknown job- no one knows how he gets money 😭😭 (he actually just has a shit ton of inheritance money)

[fruitchouli]

Any favorites with prominent lactonic notes? I want to smell like I have milk dripping from my tittiezzzz

all i’m thinking about is

u can wear this for spoil milk breasts 🥰

i haven’t tried many milky gourmands, those are a pretty new tiktok phenomenon. me as myself i would trust hilde soliani to do a realistic milk

but if i put on my normie cosplay really quick

and imagine searching for a gourmand milky perfume to trigger all the mens freudian mommy milker complexes i might look into

there are some cool older milky scents though but they aren’t delicious, more floral milky. like clinique simply was based on the smell of the perfumer’s new baby’s head.. that sweet breastfed 🤱 baby smell.. he developed a soy milk accord for it. i often reach for that one on mother’s day. creamy white florals can also come off as milky and jean patou really leaned into that with sira des indes which pairs indolic tropical champaca with a milk and banana accord which just emphasizes the champacas natural creamy and sweet fruity nuances.. like a very chic grown up fruity floral. i think the first gourmand i tried with a milk note was eldo fils de dieu, the fragrance formerly known as philippine houseboy, which is a spiced coconut milk rice pudding with lime. i think of it as a summer’s night gourmand. but it’s not very popular so it must not appeal to the tiktok milk girlies. xerjoff italica has a milk note but it’s so cloyingly sweet my friend was disgusted and disturbed by it. he said the sweetness reminded of of the strawberry syrup u put in milk but in the worst way.. but i like it😋 maybe the milk trend is also influenced by girls yearning for a dreamy pastoral life away from the big city and technology… imagining spending their days on a farm and milking those cows with their bountiful breasts out.. not a bra in sight.. a healthy gleam of sweat on their flushed faces after working hard on the farm.. anyways what were we talking about

[muckmagister]

I'm a dreamer

Step, step out the Beemer

'Bout to do it big

Stretch, stretch limousine-uh

/

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

I got it, I got it, I got it, (Got it) yeah (Got it)

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it

I got it, I got it, I got it, (Got it) yeah (Got it)

/

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it all on you

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it all on you

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

I shake it, I shake it all on you

I shake it, I shake it, I shake it, ooh

compound version? hope that's right, anyway- i was gonna say i'm not sure if charli xcx is really my thing but i listened to this like 6 times in a row while answering the past few asks and i'm still enjoying it so i think that says more lmao, it's good!

hm yeah it's fair to say charli xcx isn't really my vibe but i'm still enjoying these songs absolutely, i like the rap bit in this one more too so that's nice!

wringing my brain out like a sponge trying to think of what to say, apart from how this song starts like waoh ok lmao, ok i've ran out of focus i need to go braindead for a bit and recharge

[in-my-feels-probably]

Hello congrats on 600! I'm kinda new here but I'd like to partake in the celebration of that okay haha I'd like option 2, pretty much anyone from Game Of Thrones would be great.

My name's Shyann, I'm a bisexual ace with she/they pronouns. My personality type is infj and my love language is gifts. I'm also a Libra! I'm so super duper tall with a very tall height of 4'11. I got a brown wolf cut (my hair needs cut again lmao) and hazel eyes that I can't see too good out of. My vision sucks, but my glasses look cute at least I think.

I'm a rather shy and quiet person, I don't really talk too much unless I'm with my friends or family or if someone mentions something I'm interested in, in that case I will not shut up. (Said interests include: Skyrim, Marvel, GOT, The Witcher, Red Dead Redemption, and a handful of YouTubers) I spend a lot of my time playing video games and cosplaying. My music taste is mostly rock (Shinedown being my favorite band) but I'll also listen to anything for Cupcakke to Taylor Swift to Minecraft songs.

I would consider myself to be a pretty caring person. I guess you could say I'm bit of a people pleaser. In school I mostly kept to myself but my grades were always great. I was one of those kids that teachers were like "Oh! She's a pleasure to have in class!" Outside of school though? I'm surprised my dumbass is managing to live on her own.

I'm a chaotic mess, with a horrendous sleep schedule but I'm here. Thanks for reading this and doing these. They've been really nice to read. I like your writing! The 600 is very well deserved! :) 💕

hi! thank you so much for participating :)

i’ve actually closed my request for these ships, so i’m not doing them anymore until i hit 700.

i posted a message about it last night. i know not many people have seen it, so don’t worry if you haven’t. don’t worry about sending this in, i still enjoyed reading it.

i feel bad about you typing all of this out, so i’m still gonna ship you with someone and write you a little blurb. i’m sorry if this isn’t what you were looking for, maybe my next follower’s celebration i can do something you’d like more.

anyways, i ship you with jon!

i think he’d find it adorable that you’re so chaotic, he’d get a kick out of you being a mess. it takes a lot for him to smile and be less serious, but you’d do or say something that would make him laugh and forget about whatever was bothering him, even if it was just for a moment.

you’d stumble out of bed in the morning, tired from going to bed too late. you’d rush to get ready, and jon would find you in courtyard or something, while you were hurrying to get wherever you were going.

he’d bite his tongue to keep himself from laughing. he’d take a breathe, willing himself not to grin too hard. “for a well educated and well brought up person, my lady, you really do know how to make it look like you’ve never lived a routine day in your life.”

you’d roll your eyes, waving him away. “it’s a real talent of mine. now hush, im tired and im late.”

he’d smile, holding out his arm for you to take. “i’ll walk with you, my lady. make sure you get where you’re going without further incident. i have a feeling you may need the assistance.”

he’d laugh even harder as you glared at him, grudgingly taking his arm. but you’d know he wasn’t trying to be mean, and that he actually very much enjoyed your company. him teasing you brought a smile too his face, and you were willing to accept it if it meant you got to see him smile more.

[valhallie]

BSD MEN REACTING TO YOU SINGING A DIRTY SONG

 Includes:Chuuya,Dazai,Kunikida, Akutugawa,Atsushi,Fyodor,Nikolai

Warnings:Hilarious,Bad words,Very dirty songs,Fyodor 

Chuuya

-You and him were sitting on the couch and you decided to connect to the Bluetooth speaker

-You ended up playing Deepthroat by CupcakKe

-He laughed at you until

-He heard the lyrics

-You on the other hand were jamming

-“Lick Lick Lick Lick.I wanna eat yo DICK-“

-“Y/N what the fuck” he said with a red face 

Dazai

-You two were in the kitchen making lunch(you were he was playing with aluminum foil)

-When you decided music would be nice

-You chose the song Squidward nose

-“GET IT BABE SLAY”

-“This better not be about me”

Kunikida

-You two were in the car and it was your turn to play a song

-So to get a reaction you started playing “Jizz in my pants”

-It starts out non-sexual so he thought it was a romance song 

-Oh was he wrong.

-It was up until the song started singing “And I JIZZ IN MY PANTS.”

-Bro immediately turned his head 

-Y/N L/N

-“Yeah babe?”

-“What the hell is this?”

-“The song I picked babe”

-“Jesus you really need to stop talking to Dazai.”

Fyodor

-It was night and you were laying in the head but he was more focused on his book.

-So you took matters into your own hands and decided to start playing CPR

-You thought he got whiplash by how quick he turned his head

-What song is this my love..It sounds very…sexual…

-Anyways after you got Mr.Holy’s attention you started to sing along and he just stared at you the entire time 

-Bro was in shock and didn’t speak for the entirety of the next day

Nikolai

-You and Nikolai were cleaning out your closet and were bored af

-So you started to play Pussy Poppin by Rico Nasty

-Bro started singing along he loves this song

-“Omg babe you listen to this song too!?”

-He starts dying laughing when you sing along

-Overall not the best reaction but still funny

-He like it when I bend it over and I arch my back

Akutugawa

-You were sitting on his lap in his office and connected to the speakers

-Ironically you started playing Emo Boy

-“Seriously Y/N?”

-“Come on Fuck me emo boy!Come on fuck me emo boy!”

-“This isn’t funny Y/N”

-“He may not look like he gets bitches but honey that dick was 11 inches !”

-He snatched your phone and turned that shii off

-“Ryuu you killed my jam”

-“Good”

Atsushi

-You started playing Keep Riding Me by ur pretty and he was all like

-“Awe baby this is a sweet song-“

-when he heard the song say “He spreads my cheeks”

-He turned red

-“Y/N what is this..”

-“When I’m slurping him down it’s my favorite sound-“

-He interrupted you “Y/NNNNN!”

-Bro got so flustered 

-So cute though 

-Bro is still traumatized 

[thelivingmemegod]

What are your thoughts on the Rainbow Vision dolls? (There's like three different bands in it)

I don’t know why but Dollect separates Shadow high from Rainbow high completely but it does so the Rainbow Divas and Royal Three will be first, then Neon Shadow.

Royal Three: Tiara Song!

I don’t entirely love her base outfit. It’s again, the fault of RH’s super short torso’s but her bodysuit and skirt look awkward. Her cropped jacket is cute though. Lover her boots, mic, nails and tiara though, all fire.

Her second outfit is so fucking Kpop I love it.

That half blazer, turtleneck bodysuit and skirt combo feels like irl kpop girlies have worn it and it’s perfect. The only thing I’d change is, once again, make them short boots. Both because I’d like them better and because it’s more actuate to kpop girls shoes. They’re rarely ever performing strappy heels like this.

Her third outfit feels like a personal style one, so it’s pretty simple and nice, and the strappy heels work!

Royal Three: Tessa park!

Love her stage outfit. She looks a lot like K/DA Akali (both the Popstars and All Out eras)

I love her leather half pants (especially with the print down the side), long sock, sneakers and crop shirt, sunglasses and mic but the real show? RACING 👏 JACKET 👏 ITS SO COOL I also seriously love her sneakers they’re soooo good.

Her second outfit, I’d like much more if it didn’t have. The weird thing on it. I have no idea what that is. But I love the pants with the underwear band showing and the short, sports bra like top. The strappy heels don’t look bad but I’d probably keep her sneakers on for that. Her third outfit is mostly the same, but the top is swapped for a plane tshirt and I like it!

Royal three: Minnie Choi

CUTE. GOD. My favorite stage outfit by far.

Her pearl top and jacket and zip pleated skirt are SO cute topped with those BOOTS I love it here. I especially love the paneling of the boots, kinda draws back up to the skirt. I also really, really love her heart mic.

Her second outfit I like…a bit less. Because it feels like the black and pearl accenting gets a little too busy for the doll scale. If it was full size I think it would be just fine.

Third out is why I think it’s that. Cuz pair that skirt with a normal tshirt and it’s just fine, the skirt is really cute actually.

I do have one question: If you’re gonna make molded socks AND shoes. Why not just make them boots then? My only gripe for her anyways let’s go!

Rainbow Divas: Meline Luxe!

God just. Look at her. Look at her she’s so-

*Scream*

EVEN HER SECOND OUTFIT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ANSWERING THE DOOR TO THE POLICE AFTER KILLING HER RICH HUSBAND???

The brown eyes check, the golden curls, check, the EXTREME high low skirt and half shoulder top. With the chains and sequins and tule I just AH-

I crave and need a slip dress like the second outfit and those CHAIN STRAP HEELS I AM-

Rainbow Divas: Ayesha Sterling!

SAME VERSE SAME AS THE FIRST BABEY.

The extreme high low but in a different way from Meline and it also has floof all around the hems, that’s 1. What’s two is that dark skin, silver outfit and hair CONTRAST IM GONNA-

Second outfit, beautiful wonderful. I adore this sequin two piece and the FEATHER BOA AHHHH-

Rainbow Divas: Sabrina St. Cloud!

UNEVEN HEM MERMAID DRESS YESSS

Once again, the sequins and the top bit and the belt and the heels I just UGHHHa

Then mis ma’am in her skirt and top set with that cunty ass fur coat and. For once. I like the sparkly socks and shoes. I like it here. Plus the gold and pink accessories??? GIRL GN IM PASSING AWAY.

In summery:

Neon Shadow: Harley Limestone!

I love her stage outfit, this huge hoodie and shorts that almost touch her socks that are only a little longer than her knee high lace up shoes. I love her like greeen sleeves and the chunky Japanese characters on her hoodie. I love her barbed wire cat ears too.

(Fun fact I used to have converse that tall and I LOVED THEM. I grew out of them and I’d kill to have them again but they’re super expensive now)

Second outfit is fire. The printed top, white and green jacket and the almost…cargo color jeans with the cat heads on it? It’s very hot topic and I love that for her. Her steel toe high tops are amazing and I love all the studs.

Neon Shadow: Uma Vamhoose!

She looks good! The blues and purples work pretty well together, mostly with her hair. I like the sequin top and net one underneath. The spit pants are cool but I do wish the actual pattern was the same on both legs. Like that is…the same pattern. Heels are cool, I like the hat.

Second outfit is hella cute! Cute tshirt, cool trench coat with the leather-y sleeves and the rhinestones on them. Skirt is really cute, the purple and blue are really nice. Love the shoes.

Neon Shadow: Mara Pinkette!

Firstly, I think Mara’s skin wasn’t a great choice color wise. Because everything but her eyes washes her out really badly.

Love the like…Disney hat-but-cat hat she has on? Then the pink crimps are nice, her short sleeve jean jacket rocks and I love her t-shirt dress and the sock type-boots. Her outfit is great honestly it’s just her skintone.

Next up, I love this outfit! Dress is cute as hell, studded boots with pink soles and the jacket is super cute.

The band is distinctly very hot topic and I love that for them

[maurzzy]

Hello friends and family im Val/Mar

Information abt me / dni list

She/them (Demi girl)

13

I LOVE dc sm im a nerd

Black, Canadian

Grunge!

I listen to D4vd, Alex G, Tv girl, cannibal corpse, Ayesha Erotica, Mitski, Evanescence, Tyler the creator, Nicki Minaj, Weezer, Nirvana, The Muffs, Lil darkie, MF DOOM, Kesha, cupcakKe, Ceechynaa, Mitski, Bôa, SNOOP DOGG, plus much more (do not support the problematic people..)

I don’t play a lot of games but I play roblox, minecaft.

Dni list to

Homophobic

Transphobic

Racist

Ableist

Proshippers

Toxic ppl

Pedos (or old people..)

People that make fun of mfs doom, 9/11, cancer etc other type of artist that died

People that make fun of furries/fursonas

People that think satanism isn’t real and people are just brainwashed ((I’m not satanist im wicca)

Fandoms im in!: Boondocks, south park, DC, Monster high, Royal high (roblox), Roblox, minecaft

Fandom doesnt matter! (Welcome home, Dokuro fan, scara fan, i am under ur skin.)

Anyways ill just be posting about my life sadly ion wanna post about DC characters im to lazy to write sadly :c

Bye!

[hauntingblue]

you guys don't understand... i only listen to real music

[karmawonders]

Congrats on 800 followers!!!

Ever since I learned about SAGAU, I have been nervous to play music (idk why though??) But I listen to people like Cupcakke and Ayesha and now I'm wondering what the acolytes' reactions would be to the creator playing weird music ^^

🌸Thank you, thank you!🌸

Ahh, I do enjoy myself some good Cupcakke and Ayesha. I got both of em on my playlist, haha! I listen to some pretty out there music as well, if hyper-pop counts as weird. Who knows~ Anyway somehow this became Consort!Diluc and I apologize, my brain went running with this ask and it became.. this.

Warnings: Sexual Content. Cult and Self Aware AU. Somewhat Yandere.

Contents: This could be considered a crackpost at some points. Includes the song squidwards nose / commentary from because I bop to it, aight? . There is mention of "holy dildo." Forgive me i thought it was funny. Diluc is completely devoted to you(he wants to be your consort) and is suddenly worried about his dick size. Not beta read we die like rex-lapis.

Anyway!

I imagine it would be a normal day like any other in Mondstadt. The city is bustling, Flora giving people cute little flower crowns to promote her flower shop, bards singing about various topics and styles, Knights of Favonius helping people find lost cats, etc etc.

In the middle of the town square, stands your current puppets (thats what I call the"vessles" in my au) , in this case the traveller. I imagine depending on the emotional connection/friendship level you have to each of your puppets, people can sometimes hear you through them. Like a walking speaker or smth.

Since the twins don't got a friendship level, its just the equivalent of maxed out. They're crafting up some condensed resin for you, since you were AFK and they knew you were going to do so anyway. They were doing their best to ignore the loud music that they are emitting whilst doing so, Timaeus and others looking at them with wide eyes.

It isn't often your non-puppets hear obvious signs of the creator themselves, ya know! Literally everyone likes listening to you, whether it's Lofi music, rock, pop, or your voice itself!

Whenever they hear your voice from one of your more connected puppets, everyone is just filled with bubbles of happiness and excitement. Like! yay! I am directly in the High Gods presence! Sorta! Not really but its stilly exciting!

This time though, its a bit more of a "Ayo what the fuck?" sort of feeling instead of the usual.

Loudly blaring from their beings, was Cupcakke, and the iconic song "Squidward Nose".

Jean? Red faced, making sure no children are in the area, hands covering her face as she does her best, and fails, to think on who "dora the explorer" is, instead thinking about her god wanting a dick apparently as large as "squidwards nose". She has the church and the sisters notate this in a book. Might be some form of holy dildo or something, who knows.

Lisa is laughing her ass off the entire time, patting her on the back as she helps annotate notable things in the song with a few of the sisters from the Cathedral. Gotta keep their holy bible updated, afterall. She is tempted to write a new thesis for the scholars at Sumeru just for kicks and giggles about how their High God could potentially be more human than formerly assumed. She has a great new evidence, after all~ then again, the scholars at Sumeru are batshit crazy, so many not.

Venti is right at the travellers side, committing the song to his memory the best he can. Definitely getting in the way of them actually crafting the Resin, much to the twin's annoyance. He is always at whoevers side when you are playing any type of music, the music is completely new to him after all. You can bet he will be doing his best to sing the song at any late night tavern performances, even if he isn't getting all the references outside the obvious sexual stuff. Its an instant hit at Angels share, not just because Venti is singing it, but because the High God apparently likes the song as well. Also because its a great song.

Speaking of Angels Share, Diluc's face, is obviously, also as red as tomato when he hears Venti reciting the song later. He enjoys very much being a puppet, and he is definitely incredibly devoted to the High God. (aka you). He has to be devoted if he wants to fully commit himself to you, and possibly be your consort if you come down to Teyvat one day! This entire situation is completely uncouth, much to his dismay. He thinks its ruining your image before he realizes it is simply expanding it. Also, he is very upset. He is packing down there, definitely. But now he is self conscious because what if squidwards nose is better? He should honestly really kick out Venti, even is he is an Archon. Its getting in the way of his business.

Kaeya and Rosaria know about Diluc's somewhat obsessive worship and desire to be your consort, and they also know exactly why thats he is so red faced and upset and Venti's song. And because they absolutely enjoy it, they keep on giving Venti bottles of alcohol for encores of the song. And more, and more. Until Diluc has to excuse himself and leave. They are laughing the entire fuckin time. They always enjoy listening to your music whenever its playing, and they definitely agree that you should play similar songs more often. Its incredibly amusing.

🌸

Anywho's, that was fun to write! I do not know why Diluc was on the mind, but to be honest, I simp for the man highkey soooo-

Hope that was all alright for you dear Anon, and I hope you have a good day!

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