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ohh fuck i realized why its so hard for me to just make art and i end up avoiding it for so long because i expect everything i make to turn out perfectly WRONG! WRONG! I must make shitty doodles and be self indulgent
#and i will be posting it here#because the masses (nobody) should be exposed to my dope ass art#also because i want to#and i can#BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!#anyways im eating eggs#god fuck these are so yimmy#yum yum#anyways bye
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the accolade ( the...the cat-olade...)
#mine#original#i cannot even begin to explain the anguish. the torment. this drawing has brought me#and i STILL dont like it. i simply cant work on it any longer i cant i cant. i must be rid of it#eating drywall as we speak#you want to know how many weeks ive worked on this. THREE. ALMOST.#you want to know how long my other cat drawings take me ?? 3 days absolute MAX#anyway. begon foul creature etc#i havent left extremely long tags for a long while hello everyone good lord there are many of you#we are going stratford this weekend very exciting#its going to be a little chilly and i want to take my new coat with me but issue its not chilly right now so i cant wear it onto the train#i do not think. i can. stuff it into my suitcase i dont think that will happen#i am sure i will figure it out#also. no longer vegan . eggs have won me over. egg egg egg.#im having to restrain myself SO hard from buying more wool i want a shawl i want a shawl#i want more cute DRESSES why are nice comfy dresses 10000£#i look on vinted and its like dresses for popping your pussy in like not. the vibe im going for thank u#anyway. im going to eat crackers now
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chewy like a easter egg grass
#if u havent eaten the that easter egg grass then like y not#i want some so bad it tastes so good#im mean its just sugar & food dye + smth smth#BUT GAHHH I WANT IT#like cotton candy but string kinda?#anyways#im gonna eat this lil girlie WHOLE JUST NOM#ill prolly make this like a charm 4 myself#hang him on my phone so i can jingle them like car keys#kon el#superboy#kon el kent#dc#puppee art#what is all this yapping
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ohsorry for not drawing all of the weird zonai knickknacks on zelda's dress btw (forgot to say this in the notes). but to be so so honest with all of you.i kinda dont care ^_^
#I HATE DRAWING ZONAI JEWELLERYYYYYY. send post#its fine though ^_^ live laugh love#anyway i hope everybody is doing well hehe ^_^ i finally got a haircut so i am feeling Epic rn#been thinking a lot abt a specific brand of hylink and hylia and the first hero in general in case anyones wonderin what im up to lately#having fun with it ^_^#alright. stay safe. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now. i love you#personal.txt
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speaking of the Maximoff twins... s4 e13 family ties. I just gotta say.... Pietro carrying Wanda while he runs is the cutest fucking thing in the world. I'm sure they've talked about how she's "almost always left behind" and then he's like "ok lemme carry you". And Wanda goes ABSOLUTELY NOT but here we are...
wanda will say something like 'do not baby me im not made of glass' etc etc and pietro will jsut decide he cant hear anything !!!!!
#snap chats#i think its very sweet pietro wants to show he loves his family as much as possible actually. //screams cries throws up//#i love it when they look after each other .... its very important to me ..#also this ask just reminded me of the goofy shit my bro and i were on yesterday#cause i was pacing cause i was trying to figure out what to eat and after like half an hour of just me pacing#my bro finally is like 'do you want me to make you something <:( or like. put out ingredients <:( i wanna make sure you eat <:('#and i was like nooOOO IM NOT A BABY I CAN DO IT. i then proceeded to pace another thirty minutes vjaeLVKEJAKAJ#I DID EVENTUALLY EAT I HAD EGGS AND RICE BUT STILL. siblings will in fact be siblings#i usually eat better than this i just ran out of my usual food lol .... anyway ..#speakin of bro he just got home and we're gonna head out in like thirty minutes so BYE
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HIS BOOBS???
#this is a stupid post but WHAT#one's bigger than the other.. man same tbh#devilman#amon: the apocalypse of devilman#fudo akira#yeah i watched the 2000 ova wahoooo#they translated nagai's artstyle into a late 90s one so well???#it's especially clear to me in the noses. if you want to look at them#it is kind of gratuitously violent in a way that's obvious even to me but whatever. amon eats a child that's pretty sick#and i thought we'd get more of egg ryo but it is only 45 mins so ig that makes sense#(<- someone called this version of ryo an egg and god it kind of. yeah)#and i thought the sound design and direction were generally strong. AND THE END THEME WAS REALLY GOOD#it's such a weird little thing to me like it does not have room to say much and it clearly mostly wants to be demon fighting and idk hurtin#women and i respect it being true to itself ig. though i was kind of hoping for a little more attention on the devilman army. i thought thi#was a really cool place in the story to hone in on but im also good with what they chose to focus on. makes sense :p#anyway it does a pretty good job of like. following akira through his post-miki struggle with humanity etc. yahoo#but miki's personality was NOT on display in this one. go girl (directed at the writers) give us nothing#im gonna guess this has something to do with the amon manga? perchance#and we get more miko content go crazy#i need to get through finals week so i can further investigate. the assorted devilmen
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Tw vent in tags uh ed
Sobbing to this uh
#vent tw uwu#i haye myself so much lalala#i cant even fucking just starve myself cuz my parents have to give me food and now they want me ro eat onfront of them so i cant just throw#it out#im tryinf to eat 500 cals a daybut it keeps being 800#im literally fucking discusting bro#its so hard to hide my eating disorder when i had this SAME ed when i was 7 ans now if i dont eat one meal my parents are concerned#ive just been feelinf like shit the past like#4 fucking months#im going to school in September and im tryinf to starve myself as much as possible before then so i dont look like a ugly shit#but im just fuckinf failing#im suposed to be eating 300 or500#but instead im eatinf like800 to 1000 on some days#some days i atleast get to 600#ive bren doinf tgis shit for a month and.ive only lost.like 4 pounds#sometimes i just feel likr laying in my room all day and fuckinf rotting#eating only fucking gum and drinking monster or smth#i hate this and i know its stupid and i know i dont want to die but i KNOW this kills#i almost died when j was 7 from it#and i dont want to die#but i dont want to get better#anyway the main person keeping me alive in this shit is my poopir#egg 🐻#Spotify
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Me seeing posts that say Kaneki is kind: well yes but actually no
#many characters and himself reveal that he's selfish not kind#i mean it's not like he's not kind but not kind kind you know#his kindness is not the same as banjou#it's more like his mother (black goat's egg reference yay) as in he is kind because he wants people to love him#that's different from “he's kind because he wants the best for people”#you can see how he treated tsukiyama or aogiri!ayato or the way he was willing to eat everything for his selfish purpose (see touka again)#he's the parralel of eto as in eto is evil but she's evil for the sake of her people not herself#it sounds contradictory but it's not#selfishly nice and selfless evil i dont know how to put it#anyways im not saying kaneki was wrong or sth i think his selfishness makes everything more interesting#like he's not just a sad kind boy you know#just uh think about his mother and you'll understand
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This just in, local struggler severely overestimates how much they can eat yet again. Left with half a bowl of ramen and a sad, sad heart
#speculation nation#it's homemade at least so im not wasting money on fancy ramen#but i Hate this man it sucks 😭😭😭😭#i keep losing weight bc i can never eat enough#and i was like 'ok lets make a ramen thats a good sized meal' but then i cant FINISH it#forced myself to finish all the eggs at least and now im just picking at the peas. ugh.#at this rate im gonna have to start drinking ensures more regularly again#bc i havent gotten to the underweight phase yet but if it keeps going like this then i will#like it was. excuse me talking about my weight for a bit but im a tad bit concerned about it#but back before i started adderall back in uhh. september?? i think?? or october???#fuck if i remember. been a few months tho. but also not That long.#anyways i was at like. 140lbs at the doctor and like 137lbs at home (relevant bc clothes weight. rest of this will be at home weights)#and ive had such shit appetite that ive been watching it go down and down. like at least a pound a week. sometimes two pounds.#and now im at 123lbs. which is a solid almost 15 lbs lost in like 3 ish months. which is kind of a lot when ur small to begin with.#also a little alarming when u see this happen like a pound lower between every shower. bc i tend to check before i shower.#& i often shower every 4 days or so. when im in the Rotting Era and all. aka i dont rly go outside much.#and like 123lbs still isnt bad for 5'3“ but i think 107lbs is the cutoff for underweight. and im halfway there.#and now see i was about this weight a few years back so in one respect it's nice to fit into some of my older pants again#but at the same time..thats too quick!!! thats not healthy!!!! but when i try to eat more i Cant!!! it makes me nauseous!!!!!#so back in early 2020 when i was dipping under 110lbs bc of meds stuff i got onto ensure and it did help. so maybe i need to again.#just..blegh. i just kinda feel empty all the time. like stomach-wise. but not Hungry. it's a problem.#gotta come up with ways to eat that dont rely on my stomach to tell me when to eat. bc it's definitely not doing a good job at that.#weight mention/#and like see ive been eating 2 meals a day on average but i was doing that before too!!!!!!#but i think it's bc i cant Finish my meals half the time that's really causing problems.#staring at my half eaten bowl of ramen very grumpily. it has now been long enough that it's kind of gross.#and my arms hurt. just bc my bone aches have decided to flare up again. very grumpy.#negative/#i guess lol
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hope everyone is doing well ^_^ ive been pretty non-zelda brained lately so its been a little tough wanting to keep drawing stuff from it LOL though i know it'll be back. Eventually. in the meantime its just a little difficult trying to figure out what id like to Draw and then the additional nuance of what id like to draw + what can i post on this blog
#i would like to open commissions up soonish or maybe around december for christmas time. keep it simple and stuff#probably mainly furry and anthro stuff cus im not super confident with people still LOL but we'll see#anyway its not an issue of like. i want to post only zelda stuff here bcus tbh i dont really care abt using sideblogs#just like. its difficult to draw if im not also slightly obsessed with that piece of media in one way or another#anyway if u start seeing stuff like warrior cats or pokemon here or whatever else in the future dont be surprised i guess#heart emoji. okay. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now#personal.txt
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"cannibalism is so mainstream now" yeah well that sure didn't help me when i told an offline coursemate that i was thinking about exploring it for my dissertation
#smth about cannibalism as devotion or cannibalism as an expression of love vs our usual visceral disgust towards it#with theological and literary examples..#im a lit student if this wasnt abundantly clear#im not going to actually be able to do this after all since i got accepted into my uni's creative writing dissertation program instead#but if i ever go for an ma.... idea has been filed etc#notnow#anyway. yeah. let the court be aware that ive been a cannibalism girlie for ages#though starting off on the side of#'eating someone for someone else as an expression of love' (see: egg). not directly eating the target of affection#but point stands#im not ready for the inevitable 'cannibalism is passe' wave that will hit tumblr. girl i swear i was here before...#she WILL be still featuring in my work probably!#(not as much as codependency and blind devotion but weaving in and out..)
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ren fair today :)
#im already in so much pain. cant wait to walk around on uneven dirt for 6 hours#i dont actually know how long we'll be there bc its supposed to rain at 4-ish up there so. we'll see i guess#im NOT staying there in the rain are u Shitting me. i hate rain#and its been dry all week so OF COURSE. the one day we decide to go outside 😔😔#anyway. i need to eat smth small before we go or ill Die. maybe an egg or two.#green cloak + antler headband + skirt + shirt i havent decided on + boots i also havent decided on :) either red or green boots u decide#also i shouldve gotten new fangs bc the ones i have are yellowed 😭😭😭😭 idk if i should just wear them anyway??????#talk tag
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4 more vitamins/ 60 more slides
#my hand hurts#so does my back#and im hungry#i only have bananas and 1 last biscuit 😔#gonna have to go grocery shopping again tomorrow#maybe i can buy some eggs and milk tomorrow so i can make a proper cake#or i can just buy a cake that will be easier#idk maybe I'll bake some cookies again later. theyre quick and easy#we'll see#i might order some sweet pancakes tonight if i order dinner from the crepe place#which i probably will cause im not really in the mood for cooking (making pasta or couscous)#although id like to eat sth with pesto 🤔 i think i might have some orzo (ozro? i always forget which is the correct one) i could make that#bc i already ate pasta 2 days this week#and ozro is a pasta too but it's different#anyway I'll see#jo says stuff#personal ramblings
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pizza...
#snap chats#i kinda want pizza... or any food at this point i forgot to eat something and we have fucking nothing#all we got is fuck ass eggs and my bro dont shoppin until sunday but im goin to the city tomorrow anyway so#oh my god its already almost saturday isnt that the fucked part
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Sick of everyone judging insects for being so weird. Imagine being that tiny and uncomplicated. Like they dont live very long. Everything starts to make sense.
#like might as well die immediately after laying eggs so my offspring can eat me#bc im gonna die soon anyway from some stupid shit#and ants becoming superorganisms bc they dont have any other way to be bigger and have more complexity
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ALSO IF I HAVENT ANSWERED YOUR ASK YET IT IS COMING I JUST GOTTA FINISH UP HERE FIRST ITS ALMOST QUITTIN TIME :D
#also the thumbs mamallian has to eat and sleep#that said ty to everyone that’s been interacting with this blog this has acctually been the most fun big run ily all <3#im sorry I’ve been stuck on 134 eggs since like 20 mins after it began and I’ve been so tired all weekend but finally at the 11th hour#10 hour whatever anyway 142 eggs :3#I was going insane being literally one egg below the threshold aaaa#splatoon#splatoon 3#splatoon salmonid#king salmonid#salmon run#big run#splatoon salmon run#splatoon 3 salmon run#splatoon megalodontia#salmonid
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